Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body- gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."
i understand that dumbasses. rain is the one who MADE the video, so i thought he meant rain. also, i thought he typed it before the video, so you jackasses can piss off.
I high key wanna go to the FaZe house and leave a box of items that are original and uncommon presents for them and just drive away but also I don't have the money lol #FaZeupfam
Rain I just want to become a big youtuber and you inspire me everyday.. I grind COD all day to become a pro and make videos but I feel like im not getting anywhere.. any tips?
1. you've only been uploading for a month 2. post daily 3. don't buy subs or whatever you did to get 22k, you dont even have 22k combined views let alone subs.
I've always wanted a tour of the house in apexs view
Hazza lmao
Hazza 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao 💀💀
Omg lmao 😆
Hazza it is rains view
The funniest bits were:
'Blaziken your muscly arms!'
'Cheo make me a sandwich!'
True😂
😂true
And "Nikan say banana!!"
Hahaha yes lmfao
true😂😂
We need more of these
Lol
+Alex9639 biggest L ever
+Vedad Budimlic L
+Its Urban why did u reply to it ? You could of just said nothing
HEY IF YOU SEE THIS COMMENT CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL AND HELP ME REACH MY 50 SUB GOAL I CURRENTLY HAVE 26 SO PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!!
little timmy hit puberty at the end
nah he probably hit like 5 puberties
FroZen_Durp nah
+meep wagon how does that even make since
god I'm
I honestly thought it was apex doing the acting, but I got a surprise in seeing Vape lord nord.
i think it was apex or some shit did you see the reflection in the window
Apex is in cally lol
That's how tall he is
I feel bad for the people who move into the house after them!
i see you alot
lol RIP
Izzy is awesome!
+Everette Larrea ikr
At least they don't need to deal with banks holes in the wall
"blaziken and your muscly arms" had me dying lmaoo
ikr like he has any
same
Part 2?
+Timmy Brewer he actually has decent arms, look at gym vlogs
same😂
wow he really got us at the end
Yeah I thought it was Apex the whole time
+Blur Icy apex left the house a month ago
+Billy Pennachio why?
Yeah and it was dope
i love it
"Blaziken your musculy arms ohh" LMAO😂😂😂
Ahhhhhh😂
wth lol
lol i read this comment right when he sead it
+Carlos Ramirez haha same lol
Lmao Ikr
So this is what it looks like from apex's point of view
being little timmy
Shots fired
that stone cold music at the end
Ik
U heard wat adapt said at the end lol he just "fuck outa here u pussy0 Lmfao
+Alexander Kooyman I herd that too😂😂😂
STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD jr-
ikr
"Blaziken your muscular arms!"
ready to push
lol bro so funny!
2:18 Dumbass
Lol
LOL😂😂
The story of faze apex
LoLllllll
That's when he was a huge fanboy
Lol this is a funny comment
HEY IF YOU SEE THIS COMMENT CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL AND HELP ME REACH MY 50 SUB GOAL I CURRENTLY HAVE 26 SO PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!!
+ManVsDonkey noo one cares stop supporting your channel just make good content and you will get subs
I didn't know Apex came back to the house
Lmao i thought it was apex too!
lmfao
you idiot.
at first i thought it was faze baby. then i was like nah its probably apex lol
+tristan pumpa you idiot
2:20 "Blaziken your muscley arms" LOL
LOL
Lol😂😂😂
I fuckin died when he said that
IM CRYING AHHAHAHAHAH
+Wonky shut up
Cheo make me a sandwich 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheo just stands there, thinks thats normal
I know 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
ikr check make me a sandwich 😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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His family was experiencing financial troubles, and
needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the
drug business to support his family, a deal went bad
and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The
night his family arrived to check on him, the same
shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his
wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken
who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's
murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live
for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up
alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly
had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and
closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One
day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last
deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-
gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug
dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle
ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home,
bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the
tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had
created, was all in vain. He realized that taking
Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family
back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head
down, through the field where the bad drug deal
happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last
deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first
step on the road. This was it he decided, he was
finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his
family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home
Ralph, you're finally home."
WTF
Well then...
That's some deep shit
Damnn
Thats some cold shit
Wow a stool on the toilet must be apex's room
that stool makes you shit better. search up squatypotty or something like that and you'll know what I'm talking about.
It's to help shit better
it's a thing you put your feet on while taking a shit suppose to make it come out better or something lol
+SuPar Camel yeah haha the proper way to poo is to squad on the toilet
WHO ELSE WANTS A PART 2
WHO THOUGHT THAT THE FAN WAS APEX CUZ HE IS SHORT AF?
wow ur so funny hahahah stfu dumb bitch shits getting old dumbass
I actually thought it was apex the whole time
:)
lol
😂😎
"oh blaziken your muscly arms ooh" LMAO
Had a strong feeling in the end he would say im apex
you mean rain?
+joey salads no....apex
+joey salads no because Alex is small
i understand that dumbasses. rain is the one who MADE the video, so i thought he meant rain. also, i thought he typed it before the video, so you jackasses can piss off.
joey salads mad as FUCK
Rain, you should do a "FaZe Clan plays Hide-and-seek #7"
Like so he can see.
:)
This was gold! HAHAHAHA!
i know u
been a subscriber since you skyped the shaytards a long time ago insane to see your success!
+Pixel leafy fuck you to jk
OMG it's you!!!!!!!!
Thanks! :D
"Blaziken your muscly arms ohh" lmao😂😂😂
Hey Nord, theres a Charizard in the FaZe car, can i get it real quick?
lol Pokemon go be like
lol
I'd think twice, Blaziken might push you
+STINGYLEE yo that game got popular real quick
+ImRican If the ant was the size of a tower, get it cause Blaziken makes gains
Apparently I broke into the faze house 😅😅
+Sarqo lol
😂😂😂
me too 😂😂
Timmy I told u no
TIMMY YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE SIGN!!!!
there's a squirtle in your backyard....sorry but I have to get it
how about pikachu dut lol
poke go is the thang rn
lol
W
you copied the check out of that comment
I love the beginning we're here were here
Ik thats so cute
qhat
Camera level on Apex's height~
LOL😂
LOL
That's not funny
What Would Have Banks Done If He Saw Him
Lol i can imagine
Give him drugs
Smacked the shit out of him
Gave him aderall
Banks would have ended him
Plot twist of the century...
It's true
+Enter Robohh nigga replied to his own comment
+CSPLuvarr then deleted it. lol
lmao the salt
#KickRug
BLAZIKIN YOUR MUSCLEY ARMS😂😂
2:19 "oh your muscly arms " HAHAHAHAH
Its apex look how low the camera is
hahaha😂
+Reiley Burgees lel hes
probably taller than u bitch
Wasabi J. Your the perfect example for a person who can’t a joke
FireDoge you’re
The funniest video on all of TH-cam. It's pretty scary too. Little Timmy could come for you at any moment....
"Blaziken your muscly arms" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done
nordan do you think you can recruit hollowpoint
plz
YES PLEASE FAZE HOLLOW
Yes
yea let's make it the top comment so he could se it
Why would hollowpoint join faze? He isn't a vlogger or a sniper?
This video is the video about how Apex moved into the FaZe house
😂😂😂😂
0:21 - 0:24 that should of been apex lol
one of the best skits FaZe has made
Hold up based on a true story? Someone actually came into their house??
He got into their backyard with no permission and he started shouting but idk about breaking into their actual house
PapaFreaky k thanks
+Unknown Flickr No in the begin in it said based on a true story and on the far right it said maybe lolz
oh ok lol
U did not know that that actually happened dudéis was crazy
I got really attached to little Timmy
Requis KO'd little Timmy! (;
Am I the only one who tought it was Apex coming back to the faze house ?
No your not
who’s else is watching rn and missing these old videos being posted every day:((
why was apex acting like a fanboy but only changed his voice
Hahah xD
rtrd it's rain
r u dumb its rain
+Just Bleach Omg how stupid are you
Should I push Faze Rain?
Keep this comment at an even number of likes
.
Thats Blaziken's Job
yes, love ur vids btw
Blaziken your muscley arms! Omg I died lol
I was laughing at these old videos rain changed lot
Alright let's play TmarTn Roulette, every 5th like will lie about owning a company to their fans, fuck up their career, and receive jail time!
lol
"CHEO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" 😂
Honestly I thought that was apex filming
😂😂😂😂 I miss this old days 🥺
I was expecting for rain to say "it's me Nordan" and so on but I was NOT expecting "Vape Lord Nord" keep making good vids
I high key wanna go to the FaZe house and leave a box of items that are original and uncommon presents for them and just drive away but also I don't have the money lol #FaZeupfam
and I don't have a car
cuz I'm 14
Thanks for sharing.
Lol k
High key? It's low key u idiot😂😂😂
chao make me a sand wich xd dead
aye
I swear to god i will like this comment.
original
Well I don't believe in god lol
Lmao I'm atheist
I really did say swear to god out loud i read it in my mind so i really dont have to u know like this gay comment
+Mega Bionic gay
Lmao he has a good little kid impression. I died when he said " oh Blaziken your muscley arms
This is the story of Apex
i ate nordans shat
L
W
nordan's
Major L
I hate you
I thought that was Apex's POV
This is honestly his best skit keep it up rain
Please give us a update on FaZe Banks! Please
Vape Lord looks like FaZe Rain.
Ikr what if it is him
holy shit, these are the real questions...
I also noticed faze rain looks like Nordan Shat
l
Trippy
really stone cold theme lmao
exactly what I was thinking! I wish he flipped everyone off at the end
Yeah that woulda been hilarious
+The Infamous Ghost TX Gamer and smashed 2 beers together then chug them
+Kaden Deerfield true
It doesn't fit the theme
This is literally my favorite FaZe Video, make one at the LA FaZe house!
2:18 hahahaha :D
I HAVE THE CRAZIEST THEORY EVER VAPE LORD NORD IS FAZE RAIN!!!!!!
dude... no.... way....
No...
Yeah right
This is groundbreaking
This Can't Be Possible... It Just Can't!
Rain I just want to become a big youtuber and you inspire me everyday.. I grind COD all day to become a pro and make videos but I feel like im not getting anywhere.. any tips?
good work
Get gud and spend 10 hours editing vids
Tip #1: Break into the FaZe House and make everyone shout out your channel. Works 10/10
1. you've only been uploading for a month
2. post daily
3. don't buy subs or whatever you did to get 22k, you dont even have 22k combined views let alone subs.
Don't give up. Keep uploading. Try upgrading your equipment. Take video editing classes. There are many more great tips
That was soooo funny. Back at it again with a amazing video Rain
Who's the best actor in the FaZe House?
rain
FREEE
Rain and apex aka apex and rain
Adapt is pretty good. He made himself cry for a vid too
FaZe Baby
Like for more VAPE LORD NORD!
I thought apex was the one filming
He's not
This is one of my favorite skits rain has made
Was that Apex recording and talking
It was rain the whole time
+DirtyPotato no it was.... vape lord nord bitch
+Elite FaDe why bitch.... No reason to be mean
SubVoid but that's what rain said before lol
+NoVa Gaming lol I really don't care tbh
Alright let's play FaZe Rug Roulette, every 5th like will succeed in TH-cam by making clickbait thumbnails and titles!
listen to Adapt at 4:02 AHAHAA
Fuck outta here Timmy
+LtCastorm Not fuck outta here timmy
"Blaziken your muscley arms" had me dying 😂
June 2019?
I'm not little:(
Ayyy lmao
dude its so fake. its rain not a fan.
I hate to brake it to you buddy but that's the point ;)
are you stupid...
your're obviously 10 what an idiot
This is clearly sarcasm lol
Everyone thinking you're serious smfh
This is probably my favorite video
Kinda sounds like Lui Calibre. Like if you remember him
I love how the mood changed so quickly at the end there lol.
Keep watching this over and over its so cute and funny good job faze!
"Mark Sachin 2016 fazeup love you" on the front door steps @ 0:14
2018 anybody? Still my favorite rain video ever
turn on captions @1:34 lmao "you let your fans I don't you feel like your face"
I actually love this vid
This is by far my fav video
I honestly thought that was apex and I loved the part "MAKE ME A SANDWICH CHAO"
Nikan-"hes yelling nordan nordan nordan banana banana banana!" Timmy-"its not like that"😂
Do more skits at the FaZe house. These are funny af
the voice is on point
This Is One Of The Best Videos On TH-cam Like EVER
Loved the stone cold theme at the end
Please do part 2, idk how but its just hilarious
The most realistic reaction was blazikens that is how I imagine he would actually react
this is legit my favorite skit
Nordan your an awesome guy you are so down to earth and is really nice and generous keep up the videos man their awesome!
Lol Timmy says "make me a sandwich" as he runs down the stairs to the faze chef xD
One of my favorite videos