I genuinely love how James is absolutely fucking blinged out. That dude couldn't go 5 seconds without begging for a fresh coat of paint and you know damn well he would've worn as much jewelry as he wanted if he could
Ay man, he knows he's gotta get the tools on if he's gonna hit the grind Who cares if it sucks ass to try and lug around, he's not gonna be rolling around with blood and guts trapped inside his axles
@@FreighttrainDaniel1225 Thomas canonically doesn't like wearing cowcatchers as well. In one of the books where someone complains that he doesn't have one, and he says something like "I don't want to catch cows, stop bothering me", and that they make him look like a tram.
as somebody who's been obsessed with thomas all my life, i can confirm this is thomas going through a rap phase and i'm sure he'll learn a lesson at the end of this story, but that's a story for another time.
“Where the fuck is my money, Percy?” Thomas puffed. He had just got out of prison for doing a drive by on poor Bertie. Now he was threatening to run poor Percy off the rails for a measly 2 G’s.
This is what happens when Thomas gets finished watching all engines go, he's had enough. Plus this better become a real album, nothing but respect to Thomas.
I love the reference to the Bob the Cowboy Builder skit, and this also explains why the Sodor trains were in said skit lol Great work as usual, Mashed team!
This was so much better than I thought it'd be. The song was a banger and I'm not usually all that into rap. Diesel and his antics wouldn't last 5 seconds on this Sodor.
Glad to see the Sesame Street dealers lived to see another day. They weren't doing anything wrong, just blazing. Maybe we'll see them again in the future.
So much of this that I just love, and then I see Annie and Clarabel with their buffers expanded to look like T&A Mashed is often unpredictable at what they make and I am all for it
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I grew up with Thomas the Tank Engine in the 80's and OMD'S!! LOVING THIS. The Kevin Bennett... KILLED IT AGAIN with Mashed. Keep doing your thing.
This is HEAT as usual Kevin NEVER misses with those Bars and that FLOW🔥🔥🔥. Also never thought I would see Train's Twerking but hey everyday you see something new😂😭
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10/10 you guys are talented
Missed opportunity for a pun.
'Streaming platforms' --> 'Steaming platforms'
Is this why the trains don't run on time?
THIS THOMAS WOULD TEAR UP PBS bro
I genuinely love how James is absolutely fucking blinged out. That dude couldn't go 5 seconds without begging for a fresh coat of paint and you know damn well he would've worn as much jewelry as he wanted if he could
☝️🏆☝️ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ 💌
ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ⬆️💯✅..
Gosh Damn fax
You said 5 because James is number 5 didn’t you😅
Ofc James would be iced out.
Don’t say fuck
As a Thomas the Tank a engine enjoyer myself, This song goes harder than the iron used to cast Thomas’s Boiler
I know, I watched thomas when I was a kid and see him doing those stuff brings me some kind of happiness
It really does
Revenge for being pushed around
Tf2 heavy: yes
Anyone gonna talk about how the guy reading the news article at 0:52 was Saul Goodman?
I'll narrate for my homie Tommy 2 Trainz any day of the week.. Love making music for Mashed. Can't thank you all enough!
Bro you killed this. This absolutely so fire
Thank you Kev! This is a GREAT one mate.
pure fire it's soo good
@tio2188she? Lol
@@mashed the real thomas would never do those thing, specially killing people like them!!
seeing Thomas absolutely ravage other children’s show characters is something I never knew I needed
But we all wanted it
He was the top T in kids shows in my opinion
Looks like Thomas finally snapped, he has lost it..... but his bars are still fire 🔥
Especially Paw Patrol lok
The two trains twerking is the most traumatic thing I've seen in my 13 years
As a kid, Gordon was my favorite train, and now Im a stoner. Coincidence? I dunno Im too high to tell.
🗿yyeerreee
that makes two of us
3 but In my high school days in da navy now 💀💀💀
I’m a stoner too
Bro Gordon is lame
I think the funniest part about all this is the fact that Thomas is wearing a snow plough. He canonically *hates* those things.
Ay man, he knows he's gotta get the tools on if he's gonna hit the grind
Who cares if it sucks ass to try and lug around, he's not gonna be rolling around with blood and guts trapped inside his axles
It's a cow catcher
@@nicholaspopailo7880Thomas got in trouble for not having one lol
But chances are he’d probably hate cowcatchers
@@FreighttrainDaniel1225 Thomas canonically doesn't like wearing cowcatchers as well. In one of the books where someone complains that he doesn't have one, and he says something like "I don't want to catch cows, stop bothering me", and that they make him look like a tram.
This is the Thomas reboot we didn't want, but we all needed.
I disagree
All Engines Go doesn’t have anything on this
Unfortunately,Michael Bay created dat.
Wow, I never thought I would vibe with a Thomas the tank engine song
It gets funnier when you realize James is 110% accurate.
You are 200% right, James couldn't be more accurate.
James got dat bling bling. 😎💰💸🤑❤💛🖤💍
Hi TrainBoy
no balls to make a custom of a james covered in jewerly
As someone who went through a Thomas the Tank Engine phase as a toddler, this slaps!
Facts!
I knew all of their names bro I was addicted
Yea same bro
Yep I guess the reboot changed Thomas ;)
For real
as somebody who's been obsessed with thomas all my life, i can confirm this is thomas going through a rap phase and i'm sure he'll learn a lesson at the end of this story, but that's a story for another time.
Why is this so dumb yet so brilliant in execution?😂
As someone who watched Thomas as a kid and still is a Thomas fan, i can confidently say I love this a lot
Same
Same here
Same
I used to love Thomas the train as a kid now i cannot remember single episode
HEY!! HEY I KNOW YOU!! YOUR ON THE TRS TEAM!!
Henry busting out of his tunnel was genius.
Isn’t that because of that one episode where he was forced to stay in the tunnel
Yes
@@dapoptart1660 he ain't got force he just stubborn
@@CarlTheNS oh yeah
He got bricked up in there right?
As a die-hard Thomas fan, this goes insanely hard ngl
As a kid who grew up on Thomas.... I love to see my boy Thomas making a name for himself
☝️🏆☝️ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ 💌
ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ⬆️💯✅...
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS MAKE MY CHILDHOOD OF THE SHOW 100 TIMES BETTER MAN, THIS WAS A VIBE
This makes the original show even better
All we need is for Tommy to unleash his wrath on All Engines Go, and this song will be legendary!
“Where the fuck is my money, Percy?” Thomas puffed. He had just got out of prison for doing a drive by on poor Bertie. Now he was threatening to run poor Percy off the rails for a measly 2 G’s.
This _track_ goes hard.🔥
( W h e e z e )
Daddy? Is That You!?
Clever
Bruh
This is what happens when Thomas gets finished watching all engines go, he's had enough. Plus this better become a real album, nothing but respect to Thomas.
that's sooo good
amazing animation as always and Kevin Bennett always bringing the fire
Thanks you!!
I love the reference to the Bob the Cowboy Builder skit, and this also explains why the Sodor trains were in said skit lol
Great work as usual, Mashed team!
As someone named Thomas, this speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Me being a Thomas fan for a long time, and really wanted to say here, but god damn this song slaps so hard. Love it.
I wish my songs were this good. Song goals
This was so much better than I thought it'd be. The song was a banger and I'm not usually all that into rap. Diesel and his antics wouldn't last 5 seconds on this Sodor.
This song slaps, nice one Kevin and mashed!🔥🔥🔥
Thanks so much!
childhood ruined? nah man, i'm grown. this here is a bop :D
If thomas is like this, just imagine what Diesel 10 must be like
Probably a genocidal overlord
I think we need to worry more on percy emily and tobey
@@MineKurtMininer toby and percy are obviously Walter White and Jessie XD
@@Arturobrito0502 and Emily?
@@MineKurtMininer probably Walter's wife
*Choo choo choosing violence*
is literally one of the best lines ive ever heard in a rap song
What the hell am I watching,
a masterpiece
The lyrics hits harder than any train the way it perfectly mixes with train related terms.
Rule 1: Don't let your car on the tracks. Tommy going after your soul
I’ve replayed this so many times. It’s fantastic.
Bro. This slaps so HARD 💯😫
man playing this on repeat EXACTLY like I played his VHS tapes on repeat when I was 2
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS SHIT IS COAL FIRE
SAME!!!
Glad to see the Sesame Street dealers lived to see another day. They weren't doing anything wrong, just blazing. Maybe we'll see them again in the future.
THIS IS A CERTIFIED SODOR CLASSIC
who knew Tomas was so bad ass?
I guess you haven't watched the Classic Series?
@@dolphincrescent54 there is a classic series?
@@umbraproduction man the show itself goes back to the 1980s
The books started 1945
@@umbraproduction yeah yknow with the models. not cgi
Last thing i expected to see today was a caboose shaking their caboose.
This makes my childhood better!
As a certified Thomas Creator, this bops. Very glad you had Edward and Henry in there.
So much of this that I just love, and then I see Annie and Clarabel with their buffers expanded to look like T&A
Mashed is often unpredictable at what they make and I am all for it
☝️🏆☝️ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ 💌
ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ⬆️💯✅.
Thomas the Tank used to be my favorite thing of all-time when until I was like 6 this brings me joy in my 30 years of living 🥲😤😤🚄
The parody that nobody asked for but we all needed
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Ok, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen..
1:35 All Engines Go for adults be like:
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I grew up with Thomas the Tank Engine in the 80's and OMD'S!! LOVING THIS. The Kevin Bennett... KILLED IT AGAIN with Mashed. Keep doing your thing.
So did i
This is not just fire
This is a freakin inferno🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️🔥
Hell yeah
Agreed
Yeah
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE TRAIN STATION WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯
I could sure go see an entire series like this. I mean it wouldn’t hurt so much to give this potential.
as a thomas fan i can 100% say that this goes hard. even hard than the thomas the chav engine parody
I also grew up watching Sesame Street
This is HEAT as usual Kevin NEVER misses with those Bars and that FLOW🔥🔥🔥.
Also never thought I would see Train's Twerking but hey everyday you see something new😂😭
Ayyeee 😂
This was awesome. Mashed and Kevin Bennett still killing it!
Thanks man!!
In all honesty, what blows my mind is that more people don't know you. I have never heard a track from you that didn't slay or crush.
I've been waiting for this all year
I like how James is the richest out of all of them because James is my favorite character
This needs more views and deserves way more likes!! This is absolutely lite🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The fact that Annie and clarabel are his maidens just takes the cake 💀
As someone who has been a fan ever since the show began and was a thing, Tommy 2 Trainz being a savage plus music is so lit
Ruin my childhood? Man u just revived it
2:31 I know you guys ruining our childhood but i still love you guys vids
WE MAKING OUT OF KNAPFORD STATION WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
A whole criminal syndicate of some kind. Only, a locomotive.
I really love ❤️ Thomas And Friends: All Engines Go!
Ok, Now This Is More Better Than The Other Thomas Parody You Made, Nice One Mashed
Thanks for just completing my childhood
goddamn mashed never dissapoints
Thomas clearly hates those snow ploughing but changed his mind💀
Kinda sad when an adult fanmade parody of Thomas is WAY better than the slop the real series had recently.
I never liked "Thomas the Tank Engine" even as a kid, but dagnabbit I sure love [THIS] version of him!
When the world needed him, he came back.
☝️🏆☝️ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ 💌
ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ⬆️💯✅ ☑️💯
Always fresh angles! You rock!
This song slaps, the video is so funny to me lol🤣🤣
You know what I like about all this is despite Thomas being a gangster he still respects Sir Topham Hatt 0:25
Thomas after they discontinued him, and rebooted him as a 2d show:
This is an excellent music video. Loved the beat in this and this MV also references Bob the Cowboy Builder.
I thought it was a troll but this song is deadass fire
More!!! Ruin my childhood. That was flippin dope.
most of the references are children's shows and then there is Saul
0:52 NOOOOO he kill Saul, this makes me sad, R.I.P. Saul. You will be missed.
The animation was amazing the song was fire
Amazing job 👍
WE GETTIN OUT OF THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🚠🚟🚃🚋🚞🚝🚄🚅🚈🚂🚆🚇🚊🚉
BRO I LOVE THIS!
Bro that's fire 😂
did yall just call James Jimmy? lmfao. My childhood isn't ruined. THIS IS FIRE
"All we have to do is follow the damn human Tommy"
This is funny as hell and unironically slaps
This was Awesome🔥😎🔥. As someone who loved Thomas throughout majority of my childhood this song is just hits harder than it needed to👌🏾💖🔥.
☝️🏆☝️ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ 💌
ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ⬆️💯✅ ☑️💯
I hope they make a series out of this gem, like they did with 'Man vs Train'
Yo Kevin is the goat he always makes songs with a dumb idea hit harder than most rap songs
hahah thank you!!
This beat go freaking hard!!!
Love of how Thomas still runs over the kids for the fat controller he most likely bails him out
This takes “Thomas the dank engine” to a whole new level
Finally, a thomas parody that doesnt potray sir topham hatt as an evil dictator
Such talent, amazing work 🔥
This is 🔥🔥
This has no right to hit this hard
Annie and Clarabelle being baddies is so funny lmao
I always thought what 2023 version of Thomas will be, realistically. And this video is perfect representation of my imagination.