@@DiggitySlice They're old stories though that's why people aren't acting horrified. Pretty sure they all acting differently the first time it was talked about on air.
why. we and my childhood friends same kind of shit and even way worse stuff to spent time. Started forest fires. Trowin all the furniture out from the 7th floor etc. stupid stuff for no reason.
(00:01) His friends wanted to set a couch on fire and throw it off a bridge onto a highway (07:12) Mike throwing mustard at a lady, dumping hot engine oil in people's cars (10:00) Stabbing tires (12:15) Squirting people with ice cold water (13:30) Throwing eggs at a guy wearing a sheep skin coat (17:25) "You've been given head" (18:20) Throwing crap, inappropriate behavior at school (19:55) Holding in poop all day (26:50) Poop stories (32:00) Stinky Jimmy got excited, stunk up a private jet with Colin Quinn, Amy Schumer, Opie and Anthony (37:35) Jimmy going to a costume party as Backwards Man (39:00) Playing dead in class for attention (42:20) Sucking peckas in 1973.
Daniel Draghici back in the day I had a neighbor who used to let his dog loose to take a shit in my yard, I complained about it to him and he ignored my request so I decided to collect the dog shit in a plastic bag and store it in a shed, I collected what I believe to be about 20 pounds of dog turds, the night before memorial day while everyone was asleep I got up went to the yard took the bag of dog shit and put in all over his porch,gas grill,gas tank (car),steps and empty pigeon coop as well as his patio chairs and closed umbrella. I wish I had a camera to record the reaction him and his family had it was perfect 😂😂😂😀😀 all I remember was hearing people yell CULVA! When I went outside it smelled like dead bbq meat and horse shit 😁😁😂😂
We had a highway overpass that we used to line up and piss off of onto cars. I don't know if we ever got a convertable, but still. We never threw anything hard. Maybe dried cow shit.
At year 12 we would toss golf balls over the fr way just for shits and giggles, at 15 I started vomiting my booz before the golf bags, and at 16 I would save the vomit in baggie's and throw them at the "cool" kid's who went to school. Good times man, good times
Me & my buddy stole some giant syringes from the science room & used to fill them with piss & then use them to fill water balloons which we would throw over the lockers onto the unsuspecting masses. I also used to steal mass quantities of needles out of the home ec class & set up pin cushions everywhere for people to sit on. Also if you pinch about 20 small needles between your fingers & throw them hard point blank at someone's back they all stick & ruin the poor bastard. God I was such an asshole lol.
Scorch said it best... sam doesn't add, but he doesn't take away. Opie took away from the show. My ideal show is jim and ant, with Sam taking opies place as the board op/straight man.
Letting Sam be 1st mic and STEER THE SHIP is a big mistake though. The dude becomes John from The John & Jeff Show where he just rewords what someone else just said, then reiterates the topic for the 20th time.
In my teen years we went to the beach where theres public parking and like 40 yards away theres expensive condos with pools next to the beach and there was a bad red tide event that lead to dead bloated fish to wash up along the shore. We're out there one night me and a handful of buddys and we got the new kid in the group to pick up a dead fish that woulda been a prize catch if not dead and bloated (A solid 10-13 pound fish.) And the goal was to have him throw it over the fence into the pool of the condominium type thing. He was a bit slim in the arms and missed the pool, our dead fish friend made a good arc over the fencing, but the fish landed right between some lounge chairs adjacent to the pool and immediately upon impact with the concrete the bloated fish burst open releasing all kinds of maggots and stench 😂
God, can you imagine just walking down the road, which already means that things aren't going great, and these assholes come riding up and throw something disgusting at you?
Looking at this picture I imagine based on Jim's laughter and the look on Sam's face that Jimmy farted and Sam just has to stand there and deal with it.
A couple years back I found out my brother in law ruled. When he worked at McDonalds he would throw eggs behind the walk-in freezer and play video games on the manager’s computer. The manager would leave résumés on the desk so my bro would throw them in the garbage and start playing video games.
"Hey, Stanley..." 😂 My dad had a "Mike" in his friend group, called "Johnny Ho Ho". Johnny had a birth defect that caused his voice to sound strangled and nasally. They called him "Ho Ho", because he had this closed throat Santa laugh that sounded like "Hnn hnn hnn hnn!" Last thing Dad remembers about Johnny was him getting picked up by cops for shooting up headstones at the local cemetery.
Jimmy's childhood stories of mischief are just like me and my brother's, my god we were fucking degenerates. If anything we were way worse than Norton and his friends. But fuck was it funny as hell
My sophomore year, the seniors had hidden pictures of male genitalia within the choir concerts slideshow, unfortunately they hadnt looked at what the subject matter of the slideshow that they were defacing was; The Holocaust.
The mustard and the hot oil is reminding me so much of what another Jimmy did with his girl to a guy named Howard for more than a season of brilliant television. And also of what a gentleman named Dennis did with his father to a certain hot Irish doctor.
I was just like Jimmy lol. Along with stealing shit, vandalism, shooting fireworks at people, squirtguns full of koolaid out the car window, pouring saurkraut or squirting mustard in people's cars, smearing people's mail box handles & letters with dog shit, etc We also used to steal watermelons & Squash off this old farmer when I was about 11 & throw them over a hill at cars on a nearby highway. One time I bullseyed a young girl's windshield & she spun out into the oncoming lane in front of a semi who drove into the ditch, then 2 more cars spun out to avoid her & caused a massive mile long traffic jam in both directions. I was mortified. I almost killed like 10 people. It never even occurred to us that someone could get hurt because guys are stupid until their mid 20s (at least). It was on the local news & there was a manhunt & a plea for information leading to the arrest of the culprits. Miraculously we never got caught & I retired from being a friggen delinquent.
I do that OCD shit too, anything that I really love, I feel like I NEED to buy 2. I do it with shirts, dvds, games & shit like that. It's annoying & completely unnecessary, but IDC lol. It makes me feel better knowing I have a backup & it doesn't matter if the item gets ruined.
I'LL NEVER FORGET IT WAS LIKE 1987 ME AND MY BUDDY WERE RIDING IN A HIS CAR AND ANOTHER GUY WE JUST KNEW WAS ON A MOPED TALKING TO THESE GIRLS, WE DROVE BY AT ABOUT 50 AND MY BOY WITH THE STRAWBERRY SHAKE AT HIM HIT HIM DEAD IN HIS CHEST FUNNIEST THING EVER
“That’s not a prank, you’re...you’re in a gang”
LMMFAO...Travis is so damn underrated funny.
The only one appropriately reacting to how severe these stories are.
@@DiggitySlice They're old stories though that's why people aren't acting horrified. Pretty sure they all acting differently the first time it was talked about on air.
Travis has a good radio voice.
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These stories were told way better on OnA. Ants reactions were always hilarious
Patrice losing his shit was great too
Sam your voice makes me treat my co-workers angerly
@Matthew Barry he has a face for late term abortion
Hey Staaaaaaanley...these are some of my all time favorite stories. Thanks for putting this together bro.
Let's pour haht oyeeuwl on em!
Jim’s childhood stories are the best
I could listen to Jimmy's degenerate childhood stories all day haha
I could listen to these stories all day.😅😅😅
Backwards man the backwards man, I can walk fast as back as you can! Jim was wayyyy before his time.
Sam is the new Opie. Jim and Anthony would be so much better.
Exactly!
Everyone wants that. Too bad Ant is banned from sirius (again) and I have not subscribed compound either.
Ants not funny anymore he always talks politics now
Batmans Taint shut the fuck up with the played out uncreative “I hate Sam” comments.
I’d take Sam over Opie any day of the week
Chip's stories aren't too much of an exaggeration from real life teenage Jimmy...
why. we and my childhood friends same kind of shit and even way worse stuff to spent time. Started forest fires. Trowin all the furniture out from the 7th floor etc. stupid stuff for no reason.
@@petesmith9475 "trowin"
At least Opie had the sense to shut up sometimes. Jesus Christ Sam, just stop
I started laughing as soon as I saw the title. I love these little compilations
Sam looks particularly unevolved in this picture
Sam "Whoville" Roberts
hey, Stanley...
(00:01) His friends wanted to set a couch on fire and throw it off a bridge onto a highway
(07:12) Mike throwing mustard at a lady, dumping hot engine oil in people's cars
(10:00) Stabbing tires
(12:15) Squirting people with ice cold water
(13:30) Throwing eggs at a guy wearing a sheep skin coat
(17:25) "You've been given head"
(18:20) Throwing crap, inappropriate behavior at school
(19:55) Holding in poop all day
(26:50) Poop stories
(32:00) Stinky Jimmy got excited, stunk up a private jet with Colin Quinn, Amy Schumer, Opie and Anthony
(37:35) Jimmy going to a costume party as Backwards Man
(39:00) Playing dead in class for attention
(42:20) Sucking peckas in 1973.
Daniel Draghici back in the day I had a neighbor who used to let his dog loose to take a shit in my yard, I complained about it to him and he ignored my request so I decided to collect the dog shit in a plastic bag and store it in a shed, I collected what I believe to be about 20 pounds of dog turds, the night before memorial day while everyone was asleep I got up went to the yard took the bag of dog shit and put in all over his porch,gas grill,gas tank (car),steps and empty pigeon coop as well as his patio chairs and closed umbrella. I wish I had a camera to record the reaction him and his family had it was perfect 😂😂😂😀😀 all I remember was hearing people yell CULVA! When I went outside it smelled like dead bbq meat and horse shit 😁😁😂😂
He went from little degenerate shithead too twitching yammering beta perv. But he's still a better class of human than Gregg.
That thumbnail had me going before i even started the video 🤣
The best thing is when sam re explains the jokes. Makes me want to knock myself out.
He really is John from The John & Jeff show. Just constantly rewords and reiterates the current topic and what someone just said.
O&A fans legitimately search out 10-15 year old content to bitch about it. Wildly cunty behavior.
We had a highway overpass that we used to line up and piss off of onto cars. I don't know if we ever got a convertable, but still. We never threw anything hard. Maybe dried cow shit.
That's way less fucked up than what's in these stories
“It was almost like a fire hose, but portable.”
You mean a fire extinguisher? Jesus.
Please make me laugh Sam. . . . I'm begging. Jim rules.
These stories were told again today, 2/1/24, Sam reacted literally verbatim as this video. Same exact words.
At year 12 we would toss golf balls over the fr way just for shits and giggles, at 15 I started vomiting my booz before the golf bags, and at 16 I would save the vomit in baggie's and throw them at the "cool" kid's who went to school. Good times man, good times
Me & my buddy stole some giant syringes from the science room & used to fill them with piss & then use them to fill water balloons which we would throw over the lockers onto the unsuspecting masses. I also used to steal mass quantities of needles out of the home ec class & set up pin cushions everywhere for people to sit on. Also if you pinch about 20 small needles between your fingers & throw them hard point blank at someone's back they all stick & ruin the poor bastard. God I was such an asshole lol.
@@LissaBroylessound like you have a lot of issues. Uncle must have got ahold of you as a kid
Solid post on my birthday. Thank you.
Growing up back then you had to make your own entertainment
Sam is the new Opie: change my mind.
Scorch said it best... sam doesn't add, but he doesn't take away.
Opie took away from the show.
My ideal show is jim and ant, with Sam taking opies place as the board op/straight man.
@@Robb1977 exactly , having those two by themselves would be a disaster waiting to happen.
Letting Sam be 1st mic and STEER THE SHIP is a big mistake though. The dude becomes John from The John & Jeff Show where he just rewords what someone else just said, then reiterates the topic for the 20th time.
@@Robb1977 oh yeah that would've been great until ant completely lost his mind.
@@jamilsalih9724 ant was always fucking crazy but i think he finally let it out after he realized hed never get back to xm.
In my teen years we went to the beach where theres public parking and like 40 yards away theres expensive condos with pools next to the beach and there was a bad red tide event that lead to dead bloated fish to wash up along the shore. We're out there one night me and a handful of buddys and we got the new kid in the group to pick up a dead fish that woulda been a prize catch if not dead and bloated (A solid 10-13 pound fish.) And the goal was to have him throw it over the fence into the pool of the condominium type thing. He was a bit slim in the arms and missed the pool, our dead fish friend made a good arc over the fencing, but the fish landed right between some lounge chairs adjacent to the pool and immediately upon impact with the concrete the bloated fish burst open releasing all kinds of maggots and stench 😂
God, can you imagine just walking down the road, which already means that things aren't going great, and these assholes come riding up and throw something disgusting at you?
Looking at this picture I imagine based on Jim's laughter and the look on Sam's face that Jimmy farted and Sam just has to stand there and deal with it.
You know what my favorite band is right?
👄
A couple years back I found out my brother in law ruled. When he worked at McDonalds he would throw eggs behind the walk-in freezer and play video games on the manager’s computer. The manager would leave résumés on the desk so my bro would throw them in the garbage and start playing video games.
Wow. Funny stuff but the last 4 minutes is pretty shocking. Lil jimmy has a great life now but feel sorry for 5 year old jimmy.
God I love ya jimmy.....FAWK YEAH HEE HEE
Sam looks dead in this pic wtf???
"Hey, Stanley..." 😂 My dad had a "Mike" in his friend group, called "Johnny Ho Ho". Johnny had a birth defect that caused his voice to sound strangled and nasally. They called him "Ho Ho", because he had this closed throat Santa laugh that sounded like "Hnn hnn hnn hnn!" Last thing Dad remembers about Johnny was him getting picked up by cops for shooting up headstones at the local cemetery.
Sam is a graduate of the John and Jeff School of Broadcasting
Norton really needs an antihistamine so he'll stop sucking snot back into his nose after every other word
Anyone know what video the clip of Jim saying a bunch of cuss words out the window as a kid then his parents walked in the back door is from?
I don’t want to see this anything with Sam Roberts I don’t like
Yimmy is Don Rickles skin tag.
When was "stanley" on the show i wanna hear some of the clips it has to be fumny
Its a 30 minute video. I only watched 15 minutes and based off that not worth it
Collecting shoes is so cringe.
@Inject Bleach learn how to not go through the comment section looking for things that offend you like an emotional entitled little brat.
What day did they have stanley on ?
Jimmy's childhood stories of mischief are just like me and my brother's, my god we were fucking degenerates. If anything we were way worse than Norton and his friends. But fuck was it funny as hell
god Sam is the worst.
i used to dump baby powder into air conditioner vents and turn the fan on high...
and wait...
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When was Jim’s friend Stanley on the show?
It was on the 04/13/17 show
last spring
My sophomore year, the seniors had hidden pictures of male genitalia within the choir concerts slideshow, unfortunately they hadnt looked at what the subject matter of the slideshow that they were defacing was; The Holocaust.
The mustard and the hot oil is reminding me so much of what another Jimmy did with his girl to a guy named Howard for more than a season of brilliant television. And also of what a gentleman named Dennis did with his father to a certain hot Irish doctor.
Dennis? Hot doctor?
shuuuuut uuuuuuuup
Still hate Sam 😒😡
I was just like Jimmy lol. Along with stealing shit, vandalism, shooting fireworks at people, squirtguns full of koolaid out the car window, pouring saurkraut or squirting mustard in people's cars, smearing people's mail box handles & letters with dog shit, etc We also used to steal watermelons & Squash off this old farmer when I was about 11 & throw them over a hill at cars on a nearby highway. One time I bullseyed a young girl's windshield & she spun out into the oncoming lane in front of a semi who drove into the ditch, then 2 more cars spun out to avoid her & caused a massive mile long traffic jam in both directions. I was mortified. I almost killed like 10 people. It never even occurred to us that someone could get hurt because guys are stupid until their mid 20s (at least). It was on the local news & there was a manhunt & a plea for information leading to the arrest of the culprits. Miraculously we never got caught & I retired from being a friggen delinquent.
Wow
Troy just lying
The Jim and Sam show is fuckin horrible! I thought this was an old O & A clip. Sam should still just be an aftershow host
Petition to get rid of Sam and his goat laugh off the air.
I do that OCD shit too, anything that I really love, I feel like I NEED to buy 2. I do it with shirts, dvds, games & shit like that. It's annoying & completely unnecessary, but IDC lol. It makes me feel better knowing I have a backup & it doesn't matter if the item gets ruined.
Dizzy Kid
You're fucked in the head
CONSUME, OBEY, DON'T QUESTION AUTHORITY.
Fuck all I can hear is chip
25:48 fucking cringe 🤦🏾♂️
Brandon Keys, what is it?
I'LL NEVER FORGET IT WAS LIKE 1987 ME AND MY BUDDY WERE RIDING IN A HIS CAR AND ANOTHER GUY WE JUST KNEW WAS ON A MOPED TALKING TO THESE GIRLS, WE DROVE BY AT ABOUT 50 AND MY BOY WITH THE STRAWBERRY SHAKE AT HIM HIT HIM DEAD IN HIS CHEST FUNNIEST THING EVER
Lmao I actually burst out laughing imagining it
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