Imagine being a soldier in 15th century and you get mortally wounded. As you lie in your warm puddle of blood, you stare up to look your killer in the face. He lifts his visor, looks you in your eyes, and says “this weapon... will _keel_ ” as he runs off to his next victim
Doug actually is saying "It will keal", keal is a term by Doug which means "keep everyone alive", love it because it is ironic in the show's situations.
it would literally put him in the position to be killed tho same with most of these weapons when its "not lethal" yeah maybe not but that person would be on the ground super messed up
@@JustAguy006 pretty efficient, harpoon cannon have been wildly used. either on big or portable size. SO in this situation yeah you could throw the spear with some power.
Oh how many innuendoes there were in this. "No damage to your tip" "It feels very good in the hand" "Your shaft is fine, nothing loosened up" "We cannot fit your shaft inside" I'm such a child.
@@RespectMyAuthoritaah Well, I did have a stepson... but ANYWAY. I will definitely pass on, my childish, yet inappropriate humour, to my kids in the future
He is an imbecile. Being prepared was as simple as using a gauge on the shaft - it could easily have been a ring from a pipe the same diameter as that specified for the testing. He deserved to leave. Ramrod San Bonito does not feel sorry for him.
stop cheating - Feel bad for this idioto if you choose, amigo. Ramrod San Bonito feels no pity for him. The dimensions required are plainly stated, reiterated and emphasized prior to the build. There are no excuses. He was a very foolish whetto.
@@ramrodsanbonito5028 then dont feel pitty man but don't go telling others not to feel bad. I feel bad for anyone who leaves, mistakes happen all the time.
Have you seen some of the judges? There have been some tests that have made them giddy. Doesn’t they’re murderers. Just means they’re having fun testing well made weapons.
It's a stupid mistake, but it still was Jason's mistake that cost him the competition. They're given a minimum to work with and 1.5" was the minimum. He could've used a premade wooden dowel from Home Depot if he paid attention.
Look more like fishing spears than fighting spears. The barbed spear heads would be a detractor in combat I would imagine. Would get hung up, difficult to remove, recover and keep thrusting with. The barbed head more suited to keeping a fish on it.
Use brute force and rip it out. Many weapons such as Chinese ringed broad swords had those barbs and rings and flags on them to make them messier and deal more damage coming out.
You'd think so, but that spear-it's called a makrigga, by the way-was designed for maximum carnage both when stabbing into a victim and pulling out. The barbs served that purpose, ripping out the victim's insides.
I love how Doug is always smiling even when he’s not the one testing the weapon. Just seeing him grin in the background when his brother is completely destroying the dummy is hilarious
“You weapon is deadly and can kill.”
_smiles sweetly_ “thankyou.”
He just says it so casually that it makes it funny
1:26
Mad lad
And can kill
N J Only in America
“Let’s make those intestines outtestines.”
He 100% practiced that line in the mirror that morning
I practice saying that in the morning every day. Never know when you might have to spear somebody in the gut.
PeacefulJoint my kind of person
PeacefulJoint
A very good point 😂
@@PeacefulJoint exactly
Bruh I’m dying🤣
Imagine being a soldier in 15th century and you get mortally wounded. As you lie in your warm puddle of blood, you stare up to look your killer in the face. He lifts his visor, looks you in your eyes, and says “this weapon... will _keel_ ” as he runs off to his next victim
Just accept your demise with a smile in front of death himself xd
Stolen
Charlie Yang stfu
Charlie Yang people like you can’t even appreciate a humorous comment without saying “StOlEn!1!1!1!1”
Charlie Yang WILL STEEAL!
Why is a Hogwart's student and a viking from valhalla making lethal weapons?
These are tough time. Men gotra do something to earn dolly
Mahdi Shibly I’m dead🤣🤣
Not a viking.. more like a crackhead
Lmaooooo
@@gawzilla_8355 m.
..
"And it will kill..."
*and a psycho smile appears on his face*
Ronald Heidelberger leave him alone☠️
TheAngrySnail he’s definitely a serial killer
Like JoergSprave
let me show you its features
HA HA HA
HaHa 😂
Caracterizaba Peine
Jji meme mama Walmart near me maga mamá Mamma man how about we mama
I like how he says "It will kill" with a grin on his face.
Like he's gonna use it on you
It will keel*
Doug actually is saying "It will keal", keal is a term by Doug which means "keep everyone alive", love it because it is ironic in the show's situations.
Jan Badinski watching THE Doug Marcaida say that about MY blade was the most satisfying part of my life
More like with a chubby...lol
0:15 He was probably practicing that line before the show
eu5u8
Oof
You know it had to been rehearsed lol
lol that dude turned purple after he said it
@@coleweller810 he became thanos
1:54 I like how he’s smiling in the backround
Haha, he definitely enjoy the kill test lol
metalsadman He’s also proud of who I assume to be his brother! 😂🤣
@@xQuandaleDinglex yes I thinks it's his young brother
ok
CAUSE IT KEAL'ED !!!!
Imagine destroying the body and he says it will not kill
Love the name
Even if it doesn't, it will be excruciatingly painful
Well lets try it on you I will say
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it would literally put him in the position to be killed tho same with most of these weapons when its "not lethal" yeah maybe not but that person would be on the ground super messed up
*there is no edge damage on your tip*
That’s good to hear doctor, thank you
But feels bad when the shaft is too thick:(
Ola
“Your shaft is fine, nothing loose or cracked”
Oh thank god
Funny thing is Doug is a doctor
Your spear doesn't fit our testing apparatus
*"let's make those intestines outtestines"*
-Mr. Cool guy 2018
LMFAO that was low-key cringy
ipotatosenpai better than “I’m thinking let’s make splinters” 😂
@@ipotatosenpai7002 low-key? Man that was cringe af.
@@R3dCol0r okay true, OOF
Ace Jimbo he’s cringe y
“Lets make the intestines out testines”
I feel like he’s waited his whole life to say that
Agreed
Thats what i said to my grandma
Lmao
*Outestines*
When you get disqualified for your shaft being too thick
Just throw it
Ya me to my shaft is way to thick
Didn't like him anyway.
😂😂
If they didnt use any music it would be so awkward
I voted for Hillary Trump so be happy 😂😂😂
I watched this with no volume
I prefer Donald Clinton, but what can you do right?
sir Cheeseton the cheese lord That makes me sad.
Donald Clinton
The only reason I watch this thing is for the "it will kill" guy
lmao
*keel
OMG SAME
Et wheel keel.
he's doug
Strength Judge: We'll launch the spear out of a cannon
Any other person: We could just throw it
Strength Judge: No. We will launch it out of a cannon.
Canon might have more power and greatly reduce the human error.
@@gabrielrognon6238 question: who would put a spear into a cannon though?
Someone who have seen a harpon canon^^
@@gabrielrognon6238 question: how effective would it be irl though?
@@JustAguy006 pretty efficient, harpoon cannon have been wildly used. either on big or portable size. SO in this situation yeah you could throw the spear with some power.
IT WILL KIEL
Kasper Eriksson I’M CACKLING HIS FACE
Et weel keel
et weal keyl
1:28
Hmm.. Kiel is actually a small town in Germany
4:24 I wish I had that problem...😫
Lol
G
G r a n t e
White people..... And their death games.....
@Shelly Kyarsgaard wut?
"Thats allot of damage!"
"How bout a little more!"
Looks like you're going to need some Flex Seal
*LETS DO A LITTLE MORE*
*tHAts AllOTA DAmaGE*
Dont Worry!
*puts on mustache*
IT IS ME JOSEPHI KRACKOWSKI WITH FLEX TAPE
A lot. Allot isn’t a word
Oh how many innuendoes there were in this.
"No damage to your tip"
"It feels very good in the hand"
"Your shaft is fine, nothing loosened up"
"We cannot fit your shaft inside"
I'm such a child.
It's okay I was thinking the same things
Well done. Love your sense of humor. I hope you have a son to pass that on to.
@@RespectMyAuthoritaah Well, I did have a stepson... but ANYWAY. I will definitely pass on, my childish, yet inappropriate humour, to my kids in the future
I feel bad for the guy that had to leave
Yep the so the sad
He is an imbecile. Being prepared was as simple as using a gauge on the shaft - it could easily have been a ring from a pipe the same diameter as that specified for the testing. He deserved to leave. Ramrod San Bonito does not feel sorry for him.
@@ramrodsanbonito5028 ok.... Doesn't mean we don't feel bad for him lol
stop cheating - Feel bad for this idioto if you choose, amigo. Ramrod San Bonito feels no pity for him. The dimensions required are plainly stated, reiterated and emphasized prior to the build. There are no excuses. He was a very foolish whetto.
@@ramrodsanbonito5028 then dont feel pitty man but don't go telling others not to feel bad. I feel bad for anyone who leaves, mistakes happen all the time.
I just like seeing them kill the jelly guys
*Keel
It will K E E L
A simple man, I respect you
Jelly guys lmao
@@h3is3nb3rg yes
A spikey object will kill, who knew?
Lol you'd be surprised, smart one.
GhANeC no not really in dumb terminology, spikey = killy!
Ikr john wick even did it with a pencil
@@Dazzle-nn1pv reddick did it a cup
Many of the contestants aren't professional smiths. I won't claim to know everything about smithing but it really matters.
1:58 Doug is just standing in the back like a proud dad
With that sadistic smile
@@sweetlips2667 the smile actually scared me ngl
The guys face when he says it will kill is just brilliant
"lets make those intestines, outestines."
Cringey but acceptable.
Paul Oketch *highly unacceptable
Paul Oketch is everyone in this show a virgin?
My name is Paul to
Any pun, no matter the cringe level, is acceptable.
he probably thought of that years ago and was like "im gonna say that" and praticed
1:54 look at this dude face. He knows it *keel*
Actually is KEAL
I’m dying😂😂🤣😅
knock it off
Look at the back
😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
3:26
“Your shaft is fine.”
Me: 😏
"that's what she said"
Elixir 256 3:26
E
8 / 10 , nice job kiddo
The young kid with glasses seems to be enjoying this too much and I feel like he’s gonna be a murderer
Or..he really likes blacksmithing
Making weapons makes you a murderer now...hmm who knew?
Have you seen some of the judges? There have been some tests that have made them giddy. Doesn’t they’re murderers. Just means they’re having fun testing well made weapons.
Thought the same thing
You've simply forgotten what decent healthy human beings look like.
3:03 when you pass an exam you didn’t study for
Edit: thx for the likes
That happened to me once or twice.
So me in a nutshell
Lol
That hit way too close to home
DHJEEW that look though
"are you ready?"
"No! (chuckle chuckle)"
"well we're gonna do it anyway!''
Justmitchell PlayzYT i actually was reading this when that part came up xDdD
I hate that guy.
I see what youve done here
Doug's smile when he says that it will kill gives me spine chills
4:24 That’s what she said to me last night
@@JaydawgYT Do yourself a favour and find a sense of humour
Light yagami WEEEEE A BOOOO ALERTTTTT
lmao
@@Mr-ji2im what's your real name?
@@JaydawgYT sounds like someone's a bit small it's alright bro
Drew was adorable, he was so excited about everything. That’s a really good spirit. Just like a little kid that makes weapons
3:27 What the doctor tells me when I go see him after having an unprotected one night stand.... LMAO
Thank you for this comment 😂😂
😂😂😂
Lol
Boy same
The spear tester try weapons:
1: It will kill
2: It will kill
3: Perfect weapons
4: You can’t test it
It can't fit. It can't keel
You forgot “lacerate”
I can't take them seriously when they're talking about tips and shafts
The guy with the bigger shaft loses to the guy whose tip broke off. Tell me about it.
Most perves cant lol me included
@@kw2183 Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
I love the times when the contestants say "I am not ready" to which the judges reply with "we're gonna do it anyway"
but can it do surgery on a grape?
What why ?
Maybe it can we should figure this out for humanity
TJ Veeeya nope
It will kill the grape
Like the da Vinci Surgical System?
03:40 - "let's make splinters" - Ironic. He should've made more splinters at home and whittled that shaft down.
Why is this in my recommendations tab?
Cause it's awesome?
I came here from "10 Times Rockers Trolled Red Carpet Reporters"...
jack welsh I don't know why this hillbilly stuff is but I'm glad it did im binge watching
I was watching guitar hero
IK
“Can not fit the shaft of your weapon down the barrel”
You know what’s coming.
*That’s what she said*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Drew only came in the show and made a spear just to hear Doug to say "It will kill", mad lad.
First
In b4 everyone comments "I see you everywhere"
Fam, are you an justin y wannabe?
:o
R/madlads
"And the beautiful thing about this is… *_IT WILL KEEL_*_ " Grins creepily_
No, not creepily, that's called maniacally...
I loved the look on that guys face when they shot the wall. he looked like this 😱
imagine walking back home at 2AM and hearing 1:28
This comment! 😂
I’d walk right back out😆
*run*
But imagine hearing 0:15
Listen to it at 0.5x speed.
“Your shaft is fine”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know mine is
Imagine actually getting killed by one of those. Jesus.
It wasn't instant either, you had to succumb to those injuries.
I will keel.
Yeah I’d reckon Jesus would know allot about that.
Imagine Jesus getting killed by one of these
Hemiacetal He did get killed with a spear
3:03 GOTTA MAKE A MEME
Densoy ayop when the lotion you use feel to good on your duck
When you actually create a meme
perfect gif😂
When it *KEELS*
When you see your classmate get dropped.
“Your shaft is fine nothing loosened up and nothing damaged”. 😏😉
Is that a navel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oof
Is that something you're proud to hear?
Please don’t tell me your profile picture is a belly button
:Creepy guy: *It will kill*
:Maker guy: *That’s what I wanted to hear*
Edit: 1k likes!
Cool dog 😂 fr
Cool dog that’s what she said
Now despise me
BaZaFa Thegreat 👌
Cool dog thats gud
BaZaFa Thegreat lol
I completely like his face when he says 'It will kill'
Its like he's planning to kill someone with it
1:31 hmmm, this guy seems weird.
Home boy is on meth lmao
Wannabe viking
Don't talk about Jesus like that.
Why?
Just like u
0:20 I think everyone is just there to hear doug say "it will keal"
Mortal Kombat
A spear can kill? Woah amazing discovery.
You wanna know what else can kill?
A knife.
You know that's not what they meant
TheCavendish's LostKitten Issa knife
That's a cool idea, though I'd attach it to a pole. That would make a neat weapon.
A Lego
A Pillow also can Kill! lmao
Love how Doug stares at his brother like "thats my little bro"
The kid with short hair, reaction to the spear being tossed is so flamingly annoying
I got the same feeling bruh, feel like to knock him out
Why is it annoying? I don’t find it annoying
If i could i would knock his teeth out he is the deffinition of annoyance
How and why is it annoying?
Fr why was he so surprised it was going to go in 😁
Disqualified for being too thick??? 🤔🤔🤔 Bro either get a bigger cannon or have Achilles to throw that spear. Lol simple use of man power
If im not mistaken, the judges mark measurments parameters and if you fail to make them as they say, yo fail
They have to test the weapons for their abilities the same way. Changing the tests would be unfair.
The judges provides exact measurements for the weapons that will be made.
If it can't feet it can't keel
It's a stupid mistake, but it still was Jason's mistake that cost him the competition. They're given a minimum to work with and 1.5" was the minimum. He could've used a premade wooden dowel from Home Depot if he paid attention.
*Spear breaks completely in half*
Alright where's the flex tape
Feel so bad for that guy his spear seamed really cool
0:47 "I like you, but only as a friend".
*Fatality!*
4:24 😂😂😂😂😂
What's funny about it girl?
😂 very dirty minded 😂😂😂
You have a dirty mind yound man
"The tip broke off."
So that is floating loose in the body somewhere? Doesn't sound like a problem to me....
Yeah buts its not as sharp when you use it again
Primal Bullet
@@jakesavage6956 Looked plenty sharp against the wooden wall.
Bro that one dude is so wholesome. I’d like to think he was prepping that line before the kill test the night before. So glad he won
2:23 thats what i wanted to hear.
Yup
Love how the dude in the background is smiling when the spears go through, such a happy chap, scares me to think he enjoys this a wee bit to much haha
2:48 awkward
3:03 what did he think was gonna happen 😂
Jacen is a really cool dude and incredible blacksmith. I used to go to his open forges in Cleveland
Look more like fishing spears than fighting spears. The barbed spear heads would be a detractor in combat I would imagine. Would get hung up, difficult to remove, recover and keep thrusting with. The barbed head more suited to keeping a fish on it.
Use brute force and rip it out. Many weapons such as Chinese ringed broad swords had those barbs and rings and flags on them to make them messier and deal more damage coming out.
@@nickm1242 those broadwords are for cutting tho. the serations can nott get stuck cause they are "following" the blade through the body.
Yeah.
I agree. I would prefer a leaf shaped blade that is easy to withdraw and strike again.
You'd think so, but that spear-it's called a makrigga, by the way-was designed for maximum carnage both when stabbing into a victim and pulling out. The barbs served that purpose, ripping out the victim's insides.
1:25
It is deadly *AND* it will kill?
Wow i didn't see that coming
He did a very good job and on everything
"And it will kill" 1:28
Edit: doodes creepy lol
"Let's make those intestines outtestines"
Greatest dad joke ever
The Philippino guy is just becoming a meme now
Uhh it's Filipino bro
Eet weel keeeeeeeel
Filapeño*
@@kenneth259 depends on where your from
3:03
I love his reaction
He’s so shocked
0:15 I am so using that
In the bedroom?
YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SPEAR!
*Pulls out gun*
😐
*pulls out cannon*
@@garlicbread8105 *pulls out A10 warthog*
A gun is just a tiny spear growing machine.
Why did you say this
How is this guy testing lethal weapons while dressed like a TGI Friday’s waiter.
Which guy
Did you expect him to wear full plate armor instead?
Don't judge him, he has to go to his job after this
I love how Doug is always smiling even when he’s not the one testing the weapon. Just seeing him grin in the background when his brother is completely destroying the dummy is hilarious
3:03 new pogchamp
Lol I like it when they say "his shaft is to big to fit..." 😂😂
1:55 You can see the guy smiling just *thinking about which blade he prefers*
"It will KILL." That NEVER gets old!
How did they get Jesus for this show
His necklace us a cross upside down.... Definitely not Jesus
Lmao
That is 100% not Thor's hammer buddy
I don't believe in Jesus
Yall wrong , its logan paul's dad
When the guy told him "we cannot fit the shaft of your weapon down the barrel" he should have replied with "that's what she said".
Why am I watching this?
Because we're procrastinating
Cause the show is really good
@@tmoney0212
You are not lying there
Same
I love the way he says “it will keel”
Doug, when will you come back to wield those weapons :(((((((
I mean when will your wound fully heal???
what happened to him?
Dũng Nguyễn he had an arm surgery and is still recovering
@@GMan-qi4rm then maybe he is off for the season :(((
"Right now, im about to hear doug say, It will kill. And thats the only thing im here for" I see you're a man of culture aswell
60% of the comments are phallic jokes, 35% are "it will keal", 5% are misc
I just love how he explains that you have to leave the forge
Happy to be A zande South Sudan
I see the weapon of my ancestors
literally everyone watching this show: 0:20
But can it hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
DEMON SKILL it can.fax.
You playin with them balls like its Fifa
@@WildWulfGaming whoooooooooooooooooooo do you think you are?
Im already tracer
@@lilosnitch3247 what about widowmaker?
3:03 His reaction is priceless
This is like an extreme version of master chef junior 😂😂
Doug, standing in the background like *yes brother(I have taught him well)*
why does Doug look like Phil Swift??? That's a lot of damage!
cheezy fingers تت الله وبركاته
Like a Latino Philly swift lol
Mr. It Will keeel is happy at 0:49