Fabian Jorge she’s a pornstar you kinda expect more than the above average girl that gets around. I would say breaking 200 is a lot for a young pornstar
I'd rather not. I have a daughter her age. Be a better father, and steer her towards Twitch. Better pay, less hard work, not special smarts needed or personality, and doesn't need to be above average looks.
Few problems. Multiplying strokes by inches means that for each stroke the coco is completely out. Now I’ve done research, and usually only like 75% of the meat is used in each stroke. Keep that in mind for your next report.
I've thought of that as well, perhaps the formula is incomplete as Birdman did not have the foresight to notice the mistake. With the 75% Rule their numbers would drop a little bit.
I think both of you are forgetting that percentage of meat used in each stroke may vary depending on the position and length of overall meat. If 6.5 was the average then we can probably say that around 80-85% was used averaging all positions.
@@TactCars for a pornstar 80 doesn't actually seem that high like considering how much porn she's been in I'd have expected her to say 150+... There's def hoes out there getting 200+ dicks and they ain't even paid for it.
Birdman needs to be in a shelter-in-place order. I want to see how insane his mind will go after two weeks locked indoors, considering this is where his mind normally goes
Birdman love your content caught this in stream and I wanted to point out that she has a 100 bodies which include females so the calculations are off because you're assuming all the bodies are males wich they are not but still great
my son: can I play video games Me: did you Finnish your cockology homework and did you study for your report on the mind of a Eugene Son: yes dad Me: ok then you better get an A
Dad comes in the room
Dad: What are you watching?
Me: Just catching up on some math since school's out
That comment was fucking gay. By the way why do you have 500 dildos
@@geniusexpert8019 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHASWHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH *YOUR* *SO* *FUCKING* *FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@lloydandrei4450 guess you can say that wasn't that deep of a joke after all ahahah-
@@geniusexpert8019 that joke was as lame as you...
@@jaimeescorcia3608 calm down just because your 87 yr old boyfriend left you doesn't mean you gotta be angry
Abella: 80-100 people
Simp ass video crew guy: thAts nOt aLot
he really wanna make it 81-101
I fucken know right😂😂
Lil Hels faxxxxxxx
Fabian Jorge she’s a pornstar you kinda expect more than the above average girl that gets around. I would say breaking 200 is a lot for a young pornstar
Captain_Rice she lying bruh that she way more then 100 if she having sex with guys in girls
"idk 80-100"
"Ah that's not a lot" 🤨
She's not gonna let you beat my man
For A Pornstar That's Not A Lot
@ Are You Saying Lying That It Isn't That High Or Low Because Ik People That Have Around 60 Bodies That Aren't Pornstars
J Cole says times it by 3 🤷🏾♂️
@Forever Zenith We Need A Video On Her Then
@@IcE-_-Kidd 60 bodies ? Where you living sweet home Alabama ?
Einstein would be proud of these equations
Fr
At first I thought you said Epstein
Einstein based his theory of general relativity on these famous equations
imagine this is somebodys daughter...
He has failed as a father
😢
They trying to promote this stuff. You want your daughters like this?
mmark_the_MK 18 she paper chasing for real I respect her more than onlyfan scum
I'd rather not. I have a daughter her age.
Be a better father, and steer her towards Twitch.
Better pay, less hard work, not special smarts needed or personality, and doesn't need to be above average looks.
Riley Reid Cockology Report
Yes
There's more important things. Focus on getting food and water cause Coronavirus
Genius Expert, I most gain knowledge some way.
Worse still would be Riley Dennis.
Don't eat first.
@@geniusexpert8019 If you live anywhere other than a third world country, the virus will not make you lose access to food and water
Few problems. Multiplying strokes by inches means that for each stroke the coco is completely out. Now I’ve done research, and usually only like 75% of the meat is used in each stroke. Keep that in mind for your next report.
EN100 001EN lmaoooo
I've thought of that as well, perhaps the formula is incomplete as Birdman did not have the foresight to notice the mistake.
With the 75% Rule their numbers would drop a little bit.
I think both of you are forgetting that percentage of meat used in each stroke may vary depending on the position and length of overall meat. If 6.5 was the average then we can probably say that around 80-85% was used averaging all positions.
Mister Disser hmmm yes indubitably
Astute observation. Me and my team will without a doubt implement this into our new 2021 edition formula.
First of all, Cockology should be a class and you should be my Professor
Second of all?
Pause
Jotaro
That's kinda gay bro...
My nigga how? This is literally peak mathematics.
Man: that's not a lot
Bella: ughahhag
4. Adolf dripler mans who said that prolly has 2
Imagine fucking your whole life and some dude that just wants to get in your pants tells you 100 dudes isn’t a lot. 😂😂😂💀
@@TactCars for a pornstar 80 doesn't actually seem that high like considering how much porn she's been in I'd have expected her to say 150+... There's def hoes out there getting 200+ dicks and they ain't even paid for it.
@@fatass3455 well for sure she's lowballing hardcore but still man 100 bodies that's sick.
@@Isaiah_McIntosh eh, people be fucking grade 7 where I live, that's low for a professional; some hoes not even part-time top that number
Man let me catch my daughter gettin this much meat
That would be a lot of boys to shoot...
Usual a double barrel is a perfect boyfriend gun but I don't think it'll cut it this time
As a father you hope you never walk in/catch your daughter taking this much meat
down the range you must enter Eugene mode to get them all
But what if she's married?
Godly your future daughter destined to be the greatest star to ever live
The term “cockulations” still has me weak asf lmao
Imagine being the simp who said 80-100 bodies isn’t a lot ....
Dude got 2 bodies
I think he meant for pornstars
@@Wolf-sd8fr that could be right but i HIGHLY doubt it. Dude sounded all giddy.
Bro just tryna clap them cheeks , leave the man
Let me catch my son sayin first in the comments section
I was getting my cockology degree when Birdman uploaded
You're a real one if you saw this in the stream
Ong that stream was legendary
Fab facts lmfao
Fucking Larry
Is he on twitch or some shit kuz I ain't got that I only b watching him on here
Alissa and christine was some real ones. Fuck Larry all my niggas hate Larry
Her voice has deepened from all the protein supplements
Nah bro it’s all the testaserone being pumped in her 😂😂
Let me catch my son skipping Mrs. Danger’s online class
Miles of meat is the best stream segment of all time
If she said 80-100, what she really meant was 240-300😂
Nice, the multiplier of 3 rule. And for dudes you divide by 3 if Im not mistaken.
Hilarious stuff
@@timmoneilson5687 Thank you for that advice. I will apply that for my future cockology analysis'
@@timmoneilson5687 For me: 0/3 = 0
My man has to do Mia Khalifa’s for cockology class next time
I think she’d be the lowest. As far as I know, her career was short
JOSHINGTION 123 it’d be boring she don’t got a lot of bodies
Nah that would be boring someone like Lisa Ann or Ava Adams
Majcry how about Alexis Fawx? Her’s got to be long as shit
Mia only got like 8 bodies
Let me catch my son saying slavery should be legal in a birdman stream chat
joshua harrison i was the one who said that though...
sacr3d g6om9try poopy
bro said "who got better walls, i'd have to see for myself" LMFAOAOAO
Birdman needs to be in a shelter-in-place order. I want to see how insane his mind will go after two weeks locked indoors, considering this is where his mind normally goes
I cant imagine her being someone daughter, this is someones kid.
80-100 isn’t a lot? Imagine being in a room with 80 ppl knowing y’all all smashed the same girl. Now imagine being her father and seeing this room
She wouldn't have a father after that hasn't disowned her
Bro her father probably in that room 🤣
Justice In The House sweeeeet home Alabama
Ap cockology my favorite class now
Remember bro, whenever you're not around for your kid and it's a girl, this is what she usually ends up doing
I'm coining
"Meat-Matician"
I'd rather have a cockology class than my regular schedule. I've learned much more from this video than my years of school
She sounds like a 40 year old night club security man
JäGeRmEiStEr v2 exactly, how could someone even fab after hearing her voice.
@ I mean Have You Seen Her scenes? That girl puts in WORK!
When you have an A in cockology but a F in geometry
I accidentally sent this report to my professor but still got an A, thanks Birdman!
"That's not a lot." 😂💀
This is basically another way of revising for my maths exam lol.
This is the funniest shit I've seen all day.
Nigga lamp
@@keagenbobeagen yes
“That’s not a lot!”
Day 3 of quarantine started to learn cockology
I can tell he is a expert in this field
Homie said "I'm teaching you the important stuff"
let me catch my son using a calculator to multiply by 100
let me catch my son forgetting the zero trick
My man made a whole algorithm
80-100 isn’t a lot?? Well for a porn star maybe but like damn... 😨
finally more research
This is what some women call "empowerment for the yas queen of new age movement"
When she says 80-100 she actually means 100. I felt that 🤜🏻🤛🏽
Birdman love your content caught this in stream and I wanted to point out that she has a 100 bodies which include females so the calculations are off because you're assuming all the bodies are males wich they are not but still great
Meat
Malick Silver she stopped counting though so it’s fair game
Bird man gotta put all this in a spread sheet so it can do the calculations right away
The true genius professor Birdman
How birdman changes his way of rounding off somehow feels so weird to me
I’ve been waiting for this one
First I thought this was something like "Pay it forward", something like the calculation of people to meet in order to get introduced to Abella
We gon need a update after these latest interviews wif her
Dr. Phil told me to keep up w/ my studies during quarantine so i came here :)
"Send this man to Harvard"
Birdman the only math teacher we really need 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Marg simpson needa chill on the bodies
I thought i hurd 80 to 200
Thank you TH-cam, hell of a recommendation
20 years ago worked with a OG, he would always rate fluziez by meat per mile, now it's a standard class.
this the same person that be slacking in every single maths class and not taking notes
this dude sound like patrick mahomes
do you also do calculations - the liquid entry in total? s*men..... and maybe also sa*liva and body fluids...
I'm glad I could make the cockology lesson this afternoon
Nobel Prize for Mathematics goes too....
She’s definitely done more than 100
Times that by 3
Oof you know she has no walls left 😂😂😂
Who cares about how many oranges Sammy bought, or how many he gave away. Birdman is over here teaching us how to learn math the right way. Rofl
This needs to be a weekly thing. Jenna Haze, Bree Olsen or Sasha Grey next Birdman
Teanna scares me
Imma need a Mia Malkova cockaligy report
The only online class that matters.
Thank you for this vital info in these trying times
Back at it again
this is content right here
thanks birdman, i needed this
'80-100' 'thats not a lot' HOLY FUCKING SHIT
“It’s lengthy”
The stream was crazy
Thanks for the report Dr. Birdman
Wish Birdman was my math teacher back in school 😂😂😂😂😂
my son: can I play video games
Me: did you Finnish your cockology homework and did you study for your report on the mind of a Eugene
Son: yes dad
Me: ok then you better get an A
when i learned more in this than remote classes
Lmfao, commercial that played during vid... Beef its whats for Dinner... I kid you not
The one and only online class I don’t skip
that mamba out hits different
First Teanna trump now abella danger what a god for calculating this shit!
Miles of meat😭😭😭😭😭😭I fucking can't with that phrase
birdman have Masters in Cockology
That was the best math class I've ever had
0:00 if she is 27 years old "80-100 dudes", she has had a mile and a half of meat every year sense she turned 9 and a half years old.
Man this IS adding up
Forgot to account for RBIs and assists, my dude.
I think if this is how math was taught in schools we’d have the smartest society
Lololol. School is canceled but birdman has us!!
th-cam.com/video/Gz76NXc8rz/w-d-xo.html. Awesome video
this is what math was made for
think your math only accounts for half of a stroke. A stroke is in and out, you are only accounting for half.
Bruh you gotta figure out Mia Khalifa or Lana Rhoades
Karlee Grey too
Mia wasn't there too long, gotta do Lisa Ann
@@andy7961 lisa ann the king of anal
@@bimmer8602 yeahh
@@andy7961 i just noticed i put king not queen lmfao
Maryjane Auryn cockoligy report: For the OG's
3:11 that is my in the chat
wtf did i just stumble across on youtube hahahahahaaa