Quentin Tarantino's Desperado joke

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  • @Dr.Droneddd
    @Dr.Droneddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Even when acting, Quentin laughs hysterically on his own jokes

    • @cjewe1z
      @cjewe1z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He must be as sadistic as the question he posed at the beginning of 'Kill Bill'.

    • @miguelchippsinteligente6072
      @miguelchippsinteligente6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have ya herd the kkk documentary

    • @bipedalhominid6815
      @bipedalhominid6815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On?

    • @theonetruth1478
      @theonetruth1478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hell I always laugh at my own jokes like its the first time hearing them.. its even funnier when no one else can figure them out or find thems morally demented.. best part is when you insult someone being funny and they still dont get the joke... you can laugh while they get mad and cant understand what you find so fucking funnny ahahahahaha.

    • @adamhastings3780
      @adamhastings3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a legend 🙌

  • @durinsbane1086
    @durinsbane1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    By far the best acting Tarantino has ever done lol. His expression when the other guy gets shot is straight out of old school comedy.

    • @mla4186
      @mla4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought he did great in Pulp Fiction too when everyone kept complimenting his coffee choice

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mla4186 His best overall acting performance is From Dusk Till Dawn, the only time he's given a role to be one of the main characters and not just a bit role.

    • @williamdavies2375
      @williamdavies2375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What film is this?

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamdavies2375 It's in the title of this video, Desperado.

    • @dgray3771
      @dgray3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joemckim1183 Not given anything, he is the producer for FDTD. Also, he is the director of Pulp fiction. Basically he owned both movies.

  • @juanherrera2859
    @juanherrera2859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    This scene is nothing without Cheech making those facial reactions.

    • @johnf.hebert1409
      @johnf.hebert1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's the way he shot it. Tarintino gave Cheech only close up's and himself mostly mediums with Cheech giving nothing but extremely subtle movements effectively upstaging himself as an actor but telling the whole story better as a director.

    • @HereIsWisdom1318
      @HereIsWisdom1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed. His facial reactions really make the scene!

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @MultiBagram
      he didn't check out.
      sorry couldn't help it.
      the two guys are supposed to be representatives of other groups. when they show up, they say who they are and pass over cards from their groups. Bucho's gang (who Cheech the bartender is a part of) called the other groups to double check these guys were legit and not imposters like for example, undercover cops.

    • @theID2
      @theID2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      partly right. it's just nothing.

    • @Thrillseeker8922
      @Thrillseeker8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed.

  • @ShmooyShmoo
    @ShmooyShmoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    I told this story to some coworkers, they didn’t laugh and I know I nailed it. … I need a new job.

    • @richardkelbie5362
      @richardkelbie5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Tell them again this week to double check

    • @BluesyBor
      @BluesyBor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      They were probably pissed on in the past, so this time they were pissed off.

    • @axe2grind772
      @axe2grind772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No….they need a new job.

    • @JaceDanielFilms
      @JaceDanielFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      or... u'know, you didn't nail it.

    • @petergreen1354
      @petergreen1354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some jokes are old jokes. They’re just not so funny any more.

  • @ployplang9690
    @ployplang9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    the joke was that suppresed revolver

    • @stuckgrenadepin.225
      @stuckgrenadepin.225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know it’s not really feasible to make it work for the mass market, but I still want one. I would actually love a single action ruger suppressed like the KAC suppressed revolver.

    • @ScienceFoundation
      @ScienceFoundation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@stuckgrenadepin.225 There are mass produced suppressable revolvers. The only one that immediately comes to mind is the Nagant revolver which has a cylinder that lurches forward to close the air gap between the cylinder and the forcing cone. I'm sure there are others, and it wouldn't actually take that much engineering.

    • @stuckgrenadepin.225
      @stuckgrenadepin.225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ScienceFoundation I know about the nagant, but that is not really a feasible revolver though. It requires proprietary ammo and the design is old. To produce it to modern standards would make it unsellable to the mass market. It would be a collector’s piece. I’m talking about mass production that the everyday person can afford.

    • @stuckgrenadepin.225
      @stuckgrenadepin.225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ScienceFoundation they could, but like any other decent revolver, the cost would be high. Higher than most people would be willing to pay. Part of the reason revolvers aren’t popular anymore is due to cost of manufacturing them. Add in the moving parts necessary to make a nagant type revolver to modern standards and you will be around the same price point as a korth since many revolvers are hand fitted and not mass machined like glocks.

    • @stuckgrenadepin.225
      @stuckgrenadepin.225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScienceFoundation yeah, but the QC on those is hit or miss. I’m talking American made. A ruger super Blackhawk already runs near $1000. Add in moving parts beefy enough to stand up to .44mag and the buildup of carbon from being suppressed and still function and you are looking at you are looking at a substantial difference in price.

  • @ItsTimePictures
    @ItsTimePictures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I can still hear the audience laughing it’s ass off. Opening night crowd. Was a blast.

    • @engjds
      @engjds ปีที่แล้ว

      What film is this?

    • @EmmadCheema-gv6iu
      @EmmadCheema-gv6iu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@engjds desperado

  • @satnav1980
    @satnav1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I remember seeing this when it came out. Everyone was in stitches.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Cheech Marin has to be pushing 80 freakin years old by now - I remeber listening to his stoner records when I was a teenager and I'm 62 now. He's done OK for someone who started where people like Charlie Sheen finished ;)

    • @Seeker85420
      @Seeker85420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      burn....

    • @zachsimpson1340
      @zachsimpson1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he turned 75 yesterday

    • @olivergiles6731
      @olivergiles6731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I doubt that Cheech started his career with an HIV infection. .....

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @hopeless "Neither did Charlie's."
      He said Cheech started his career where Charlie finished. Finished.

    • @arthurwatts1680
      @arthurwatts1680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@olivergiles6731 That's just as well - in the 70s that could have been fatal. Charlie still seems to be with us, for better or worse, so I'm guessing the meds work.

  • @howardsmith2878
    @howardsmith2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That man is gifted. Any movie he play in millions of people is gone want see it. Every body want see him in more movies. He really good

  • @randomuser6175
    @randomuser6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    -Me and Puco we go way back
    -Pucho
    -Him too

  • @ManicSource
    @ManicSource 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    One of my favorite movies to date. I literally wore out the VHS tape. My dad was pissed.

    • @clintcannon1902
      @clintcannon1902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      On you, the floor, the bar and bartender?

    • @ManicSource
      @ManicSource 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clintcannon1902 LMFAO!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @criztu
      @criztu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      give him $300

    • @Stue-e
      @Stue-e ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sounds like your dad is out of $500

    • @ManicSource
      @ManicSource ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Stue-e Na, a single VHS tape.
      Edit: I caught that LMAO. 🤣🖕🏼

  • @starwarsroo2448
    @starwarsroo2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    For some reason this never gets old

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Okay okay I got one: *Sam Jackson and John Travolta walk into a diner…*

    • @numberone51976
      @numberone51976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And then these FUCKING IDIOTS just HAPPEN to start robbing the place, I mean, what are the odds?

    • @numberone51976
      @numberone51976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwasneverhere9189 Home? Why, you never left, because you were never here...

    • @everything777
      @everything777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love you Pumpkin

    • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
      @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@everything777 Love you too honeybunny

    • @xaviersales92
      @xaviersales92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ROYALE WITH CHEESE 🧀

  • @SuperEman500
    @SuperEman500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Hey man, they pissed on my bartender, that bartender really tied the bar together.

    • @nonyodambiz
      @nonyodambiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A+ man, A+ XD

    • @andrewcharles459
      @andrewcharles459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a league game.

    • @eques
      @eques 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turn out it was the wrong bartender😅🤣🤣

    • @alexb.e7498
      @alexb.e7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "mark it zero"

  • @Hikingalliance
    @Hikingalliance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It’s cool ese 😅 gets me every time!

  • @simplemann101
    @simplemann101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Cheech killed it and basically brought it together during this scene.

  • @Slaynebarracino
    @Slaynebarracino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "And by the wayy, your beer taste like piss!"
    -we know... "cuz we piss'n it!"

  • @mosatsoni4324
    @mosatsoni4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Damn, cheech went off the rails after doing all that acid.

    • @Daysbb
      @Daysbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that mean?

    • @mosatsoni4324
      @mosatsoni4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Daysbb see cheech & chong up in smoke

    • @mikealeshire2195
      @mikealeshire2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess Cheech had something to do that month :)

    • @mikelane2866
      @mikelane2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Brian Weatherman my name? Isn’t it on the license?

  • @elijahrobinson2362
    @elijahrobinson2362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The soundtrack in this movie was incredible.

    • @mikelane2866
      @mikelane2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve still got the cassette

    • @juanherrera2859
      @juanherrera2859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CD. I have it somewhere.

    • @edwardthompson4600
      @edwardthompson4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOO...AH

    • @Freethought1987
      @Freethought1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every movie with Tarantino in has an amazing sound track imo

    • @mikelane2866
      @mikelane2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Freethought1987 your opinion is correct in my book

  • @Mewted
    @Mewted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    my favorite Tarantino on screen moment easy.

    • @axe2grind772
      @axe2grind772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Tarantino got him back in From Dusk til Dawn when he kicked him in the stomach 27 times after Clooney punched him in the face 13 times lol. Which is ironically my favorite on screen moment.

  • @Espressoqueen9894
    @Espressoqueen9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "not only would you be not mad about it. You be happy "

  • @sonnyvargas8852
    @sonnyvargas8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The suppressor on the revolver kills me 😂

    • @nick3777
      @nick3777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's some funny shi huh Quentin Tarantino voice* 🤣

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My favorite bit of this is just him downing a shot at the awful bar and going "this reminds me of pissing into a glass"

  • @Rodster62
    @Rodster62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "he's pissing all over the place, fff" I love the waving lol

  • @jeromeb4772
    @jeromeb4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    What if when he’s done telling the joke he goes “….. You wanna make a bet?”

    • @dirtydirtmcgogurt
      @dirtydirtmcgogurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol. Yeah, that would have been pretty epic. Almost can't even shoot em at that point.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, that'd be stupid.

    • @thelibrarian9421
      @thelibrarian9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and the bartender goes - "Sure. But if you lose, I shoot your dick off. Go."

  • @thesaddoc
    @thesaddoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My brother's and I watched this on VHS so many times the ribbon overtime heated and stretched at points and Wed have to fast-forward. This truly was one of our childhood favorites.

    • @kvarnerinfoTV
      @kvarnerinfoTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which movie is this

    • @thesaddoc
      @thesaddoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kvarnerinfoTV it's called desperado with Antonio Banderas

    • @kvarnerinfoTV
      @kvarnerinfoTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thesaddoc thnx, I watched it few times before , long time ago...gonna watch it again today 😊

    • @a.s.4914
      @a.s.4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would guess Salma's nude scene was a worn out spot.....😉

  • @slipperysloper3721
    @slipperysloper3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I literally did this monologue for my Senior Year Drama class Final. Lol

    • @robovac3557
      @robovac3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm picturing all types of cringe.

    • @trevormoses5061
      @trevormoses5061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope there wasn't anyone sitting next to you.

  • @HereIsWisdom1318
    @HereIsWisdom1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I remember thinking this was the funniest shit I heard!

    • @watchmen617
      @watchmen617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Still is for me lol

    • @edroseptic9442
      @edroseptic9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dad used to tell this joke when I was a kid. It made this scene even cooler the first time I saw it. Tarantino’s telling of it is the best.

    • @PatTheRiot
      @PatTheRiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've clearly never seen the Reservoir Dog's intro monologue. lol

    • @HereIsWisdom1318
      @HereIsWisdom1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PatTheRiot I haven't. I guess i need to watch it.

    • @DanBruhMoment
      @DanBruhMoment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HereIsWisdom1318 It's a great movie.

  • @hip2dahopitdontstop72
    @hip2dahopitdontstop72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Classic Scene!! U left out the part when he walks in the bar like a total badass and swipes his nose. lol tarantinos laugh as he drinks his beer gets me everytime.

  • @richardnott9587
    @richardnott9587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Nothing beats a suppressor on a revolver. Lol

    • @danielbell4007
      @danielbell4007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It will work on the Russian nagant revolver, because the cylinder locks up air tight, but that’s the only revolver I’m aware of that will work; the revolver here however, I can’t quite make out, but I’m not convinced it’s a nagant…

    • @HigHrvatski
      @HigHrvatski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielbell4007 That's the only one I can think of.

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielbell4007 But it requires the bullet being behind the casemouth. Steyr made some sealing revolvers for tests too. (but it could still count as a Nagants, as they were a copy)

    • @johnsmith-be4jr
      @johnsmith-be4jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanted to say something but then i saw your comment.

    • @amarillavenegasriera2234
      @amarillavenegasriera2234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Lol-led yr mother. She liked it.

  • @JohnHoulgate
    @JohnHoulgate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I remember hearing this joke and laughing my ass off, then Tarantino goes into a bathroom stall and gets blown to smithereens. It was at that point when Desperado went from being really funny to really violent.

    • @ginoasci
      @ginoasci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i hate it when people give away parts of a movie.
      not every has seen every movie ever made.

    • @solemgameinsights
      @solemgameinsights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ginoasci So why are you watching clips with spoilers from that very same movie?

    • @Maidez09
      @Maidez09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ginoasci I bet you are the type of guy who would tell a history teacher to not spoil the ending of World War 2. Get a grip man.

    • @sjames304
      @sjames304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ginoasci You'll probably survive this atrocity.

    • @joshuakelly974
      @joshuakelly974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ginoasci should’ve watched the movie before you watch random clips

  • @RedPill_Live
    @RedPill_Live 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I told this joke at a bar to the bartender, got free beers 🍻

  • @RubysShorts
    @RubysShorts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favorite directors

  • @ittoriu1161
    @ittoriu1161 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think Quentin is underrated as an actor; love this scene

  • @Thrillseeker8922
    @Thrillseeker8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2:27 - That gesture is so smooth. "Kill the second guy"

    • @natanielcostard
      @natanielcostard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "What did you do!! I meant "spare the second guy"!!!!!"

    • @vincentmartinez8241
      @vincentmartinez8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That gesture was pretty feminine lol

    • @paolomarques439
      @paolomarques439 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vincentmartinez8241
      if theres 1 thing feminine its yo face

    • @vincentmartinez8241
      @vincentmartinez8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paolomarques439 Not alot of reflective lights in the sewer huh?

    • @DylanBlanko
      @DylanBlanko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was mentally calculating "hey not bad he turned 200$ profit on that bet"

  • @pholelamapeyi4589
    @pholelamapeyi4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i used to tell this joke to a cousin o'mine who's since passed on ...he'd laugh everytime .... maaaan you've just taken me back to times spent with him...Rest in peace Bigboy... .used to call him that .. rugby player he was .... was the only one who ever called him that ..." yha BIGBOY ....

  • @y1521t21b5
    @y1521t21b5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:23 Nothing he said tops the comedic value of that missing-teeth smile ;-)

  • @jonhyosbourne
    @jonhyosbourne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Quentin Genius Tarantino! ⭐

  • @bigearedmouse17
    @bigearedmouse17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Penguin walks into a bar and says to the Bartender "Have you seen my brother". The Bartender says "What does he look like" ?

    • @IceCreamJUSTICE
      @IceCreamJUSTICE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

    • @dilverhuertas3271
      @dilverhuertas3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He looks like a penguin

    • @ahinks
      @ahinks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats a classic from peter Beardsley's joke book

    • @peejay8519
      @peejay8519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @rafaellima83
      @rafaellima83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does he look like a bitch?

  • @thesaddoc
    @thesaddoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My homeboy paid to meet Cheech and Chong backstage after a show a handful of years ago. They did him right. We're both huge fans, they signed his stuff and shot the shit with him for a good 20 min he said. Not a whole lot of other people were there so they got to chop it up. All I know is my friend told me they were solid, awesome to meet.

    • @herbseinburg449
      @herbseinburg449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chong bought an opium pipe from my dads shop

  • @Kongman4547
    @Kongman4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's why I never tell jokes to a bartender

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tarantino's acting towards the end there he's genuinely good for once.
    He should have cast himself as like a nervous Woody Allen or Jeff Goldblum type in his movies rather than a cool guy.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      who said he didn't?

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For once?

  • @tonygomez7098
    @tonygomez7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Cross the i’s and dot the t’s” lmao

  • @angelmendible
    @angelmendible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Real history here great director and actor's

  • @jaymbaiwa7222
    @jaymbaiwa7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😅 oh my why am I seeing this now after all these years. Definitely downloading it now .

  • @DjVtheJESUSsouja
    @DjVtheJESUSsouja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how Quentin has those too long laughs even in movies

  • @helinton74
    @helinton74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The real joke is the Revolver with silencer LOL

    • @antonkirilenko3116
      @antonkirilenko3116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you heard about Nagant Revolver?

    • @PubgPlayerGames
      @PubgPlayerGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WAS LITTERALLY LOOKING TO SEE IF SOMEBODY COMMENTED ON THAT 😂

    • @PubgPlayerGames
      @PubgPlayerGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antonkirilenko3116 yep, genius operating mechanism but not practical what so ever. Cylinder cams forward to insert the tip of the cartridge case into the forcing cone of the barrel providing a air tight seal so no chamber blast. But it was designed around a cartridge that has the same muzzle energy as a .22 LR and the trigger pull was terrible because of the extra operating work it was having to do. The revolver Cheech had was a S&W Model 19, which is not designed like that, and being a .357 Mag it has WAY more energy than the Nagant revolver, more muzzle blast, and would not be able to be suppressed effectively, especially not as quiet as in the film. One of the few firearms that is Hollywood mouse fart quiet is a bolt action .22 LR with subsonics and a good suppressor, preferably ran wet with a solvent behind the first and second baffle.

  • @DIZAZZO
    @DIZAZZO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "_ It's cool ese..."
    The way he says it is the funniest part of the video.

  • @billbixby557
    @billbixby557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I had no idea who the actor was when I first saw this movie back in the 90s...the piss story gets funnier every time I hear it.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quentin Tarantino. Says it right there in the title.

    • @billbixby557
      @billbixby557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maximummatt73 what title?
      The one that runs across ever scene when you watch the VHS tape you picked up from the video store in the mid 90s?

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah man, whatever

    • @billbixby557
      @billbixby557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maximummatt73 how's that?
      You misread a comment and somehow that's on me?
      I like Maximum Matt, Misreading Matt not so much.

    • @ivantimofeev2233
      @ivantimofeev2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billbixby557 uuuuuffff hhahahaha I'm laughing my ass off, what a sick burn

  • @goldengreenfrog5259
    @goldengreenfrog5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hell of a story for a joke love it.

  • @nimabarghelame7039
    @nimabarghelame7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the shot edit was amazing xD

  • @JoeMama-vj8es
    @JoeMama-vj8es 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The joke was funny... the facial expressions were funnier... the suppressed revolver was the funniest.

    • @neooverby3750
      @neooverby3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that’s only possible with the nagant m1895 revolver

    • @ElCid1043
      @ElCid1043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neooverby3750 must have some pretty good connections to be able to get his hands on that in Mexico 😅

    • @neooverby3750
      @neooverby3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ElCid1043 he didn’t use a nagant revolver. it was a standard style revolver in the movie those can’t be surpressed.

  • @Casomyro1983
    @Casomyro1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is how you tell good jokes.

  • @pantera29palms
    @pantera29palms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I. Fucking. Love. This. Movie.

    • @derikleon8582
      @derikleon8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Name of movie

    • @cfgdr3
      @cfgdr3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derikleon8582 Desperado (1995)

  • @Itswintertime-d9p
    @Itswintertime-d9p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I told this joke when I was a teenager. I made everyone who was around laugh then one of my homies said I smoke too much weed

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You cut off, the best part.
    Before Tarantino & the other cabron walk in, a bunch of ladies customers complain to the barkeeper that the beer tastes like piss.
    Cheech Marin answers: ''I know, we piss ourselfs in it.''
    Disgusted they leave.
    Tarantino & toothless Pendejo walk in, order 2 beers, drink and make a face as if they just drunk piss.
    Cheech Marin then asks: ''Something wrong with beer?'' xD

    • @vildachaya6462
      @vildachaya6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude With the long hair suggest shooting them by putting his hand on the gun, and Cheech shaking his head like “hell no”

  • @mechalovessquirrels
    @mechalovessquirrels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheech Marin the bartender is funny too

  • @venom5610
    @venom5610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Movies aint like this no more...

    • @HereIsWisdom1318
      @HereIsWisdom1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So much so, they bleep out little shit!
      Thanks far-leftists!

    • @myearshurtnoone1367
      @myearshurtnoone1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it would be so cool of someone made a movie in a style like this today

    • @BigScewleo
      @BigScewleo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HereIsWisdom1318 ??? Far leftist literally have zero control over dialog in movies like.....wtf are you smoking, psycho?

  • @andreiclawhammer
    @andreiclawhammer 13 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tarantino's face at 2:28

  • @IronDuke_xX
    @IronDuke_xX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dude holding the phone is in the vampire band in From Dusk Til Dawn

  • @mackychloe
    @mackychloe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Quentin left two other jokes for us to chuckle over: one in Natural born killers & another in Killing Zoe.

  • @melquizedec
    @melquizedec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Quentin’s punchline was so brutal that knocked off the front tooth of the Mexican dude 🦷

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MexiCAN'T

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCoppoy damn who hurt you americant

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HaveanOreshnik It's from Robert Rodriguez' script lol. And I'm not an American, comrade

  • @lv426tb
    @lv426tb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    300 dollars puta😅😅😅😅

  • @kamilpadula7152
    @kamilpadula7152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The qestion is how he fit fucking silencer on revolver , very rare thing

  • @ShivaShaktification
    @ShivaShaktification 13 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    tarantino should act more, his delivery is perfect

    • @Varaughe
      @Varaughe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      when you act more, you cannot do it so well, when you have days and weeks to focus on just one single scene, then you're more likely to make it perfect, actually many great movies were great because of the supporting role actors not of the main actors ...

    • @silverdrillpickle7596
      @silverdrillpickle7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn’t go that far…

    • @davidswanson5669
      @davidswanson5669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a good director because he knows how he’d do it if it was him. I’d say keep him directing for 20 more years, not acting, but he promised only 10 films so who knows.

    • @breadfan262
      @breadfan262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, he’s kindova spaz

    • @idjut1080
      @idjut1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the Tarantino stole cinema

  • @pallavrajpatra7227
    @pallavrajpatra7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This scene is one in a million

  • @MrJtin69
    @MrJtin69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of his best joke

  • @-Markus-
    @-Markus- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love the editing, when the camera just zooms in a little towards Tarantinos mouth as hes blabbing on than back to the bartender who cant believe the stupid shit hes hearing XD

  • @heapner
    @heapner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Quentin would make a funny actor. He needs to star in his own movie not just cameo appearances.

    • @coronerxd
      @coronerxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a pretty bad actor and he knows about it. Hence cameo appearances and even those were like in 2 of his movies only.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a movie with George Clooney where he was around for longer.

    • @coronerxd
      @coronerxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxlCortez that wasn't Tarantino's movie though. It was Robert Rodruguez's From Dusk till Dawn.

  • @TheBoxingProdigy95
    @TheBoxingProdigy95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this scene is gold lol

  • @michaelshell8897
    @michaelshell8897 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can somebody please explain, why did Cheech Marin shoot the other guy? Was that some kind of test? Why didn't the other guy check out, and Tarantino did?

    • @tdobson888
      @tdobson888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are running heavy duty checks on the customers because of the guitar player killing people and basically the dude who is shot messed up or something and he is dead

  • @bonchance7705
    @bonchance7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was waiting for Cheech to say Pendejo (good friend) to Quentin LOL!

  • @lapourjenkins9724
    @lapourjenkins9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey. Guess what. He didn't check out. And you...you check out just fine.

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The scene is golden. Now: how the f*ck do you setup a silencer on a revolver??

    • @greghackney3670
      @greghackney3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thread the muzzle.

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Put the revolver onto the silencer, then turn the revolver.

  • @jig-ga
    @jig-ga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that revolver looks like a bounty hunter blaster

  • @vinzclortho7766
    @vinzclortho7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Guy on the phone was in a "punk" band called ThePlugz back in the early 80s.

    • @mikealeshire2195
      @mikealeshire2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's cool. He played in the band that was in the Titty Twister from Dusk Till Dawn, if memory serves me.

    • @vinzclortho7766
      @vinzclortho7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is from '79. th-cam.com/video/3algHvhrjUU/w-d-xo.html

    • @cfgdr3
      @cfgdr3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the main guy in Tito and the Tarantulas

  • @happyrules22
    @happyrules22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember seeing this movie long ago, maybe in early-to-mid 2000s, but I sure didn't remember this scene.
    The movie was randomly on cable yesterday, and this was the scene that was playing. I stopped to watch because it was Tarantino at the bar. “Why would he be at the bar?” I thought to myself. I pressed the Guide button on the remote to see the movie details, and this was a Robert Rodriguez movie. That makes sense. Those two guys are always good buddies as far as I know.
    I don’t have much else to add that others haven’t already, yet I didn’t expect there to be a joke like this. This is simply the most Tarantino joke I have ever heard in any of his movies.

  • @awaken77
    @awaken77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the movie. Nice characters, even secondary ones. Henchman Tavo played by musician Tito Larriva (of the band Tito & Tarantula)

  • @nightguy5967
    @nightguy5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nice see that you cross the i's and dot the t's 😂😂😂

    • @HorribleHomeVideo
      @HorribleHomeVideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the real joke here

    • @roderuna7750
      @roderuna7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's does that mean?

    • @lalli8152
      @lalli8152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roderuna7750 Its just saying, but because he was nervous he said it wrong when it would be dot the i's, and cross the t's. It just meant they are doing good job

  • @coltonhearn4556
    @coltonhearn4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Revolver with a suppressor is like a condom with holes.

  • @Coloxinal
    @Coloxinal ปีที่แล้ว

    wow this quentin tarantino guy is a great actor… maybe he should become a filmmaker one day

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i was 5yrs old when this came out and by the time i was 12 i had seen this movie over 100 times lol this and bloodsport were my go to's

  • @fraser_mr2009
    @fraser_mr2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this was the funniest scene in the film

  • @jasonkrug6277
    @jasonkrug6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A revolver with a suppressor. hahaha.

    • @jasonkrug6277
      @jasonkrug6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@halfamanandthecolonel hahha, yeah, magically is correct. Because there's no way in real life it would. I mean yeah it would function, but, It wouldn't be very quiet.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasonkrug6277
      Supposedly there was a revolver with a built in suppressor back in the 1960’s
      But let’s face it, movies never get suppressors right. They sound like mouse farts, when anyone who’s ever shot the knows it would still be loud if the gun was right in front of you.

    • @jasonkrug6277
      @jasonkrug6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chucksolutions4579 I'd like to see that gun. It would work it just wouldn't be very sound efficient at all.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonkrug6277
      I’m trying to remember where I saw it, maybe the spy museum in DC? I’m not sure.
      I know I’ve shot several suppresses weapons both in and out of the military. Other than a .22, a subsonic 9mm is my pick.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When you roll a double NAT 1 on perception/sense motive!

  • @nilsmcmountain2377
    @nilsmcmountain2377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Silencing a revolver that isn't a nagant is pretty tough.

  • @fikshun1326
    @fikshun1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me and "bucko"...
    Bucho...
    Quentin: Him too... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @mrashad219
    @mrashad219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I just realized the silencer on the revolver and it's bothering the shit out of me.

    • @leokrupp4442
      @leokrupp4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think nagant revolvers are the only revolvers that can use a silencer, due to the cylinder barrel lock up. And that didn't look like a nagant.

    • @dvader3000
      @dvader3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@leokrupp4442 get a life moron,is a fucking movie,they can put a silencer on a fucking tank if they want to

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dvader3000 imagine thinking that someone who has a hobby which they are knowledgeable about, means they don't have a life. Or maybe you're one of these people who thinks that casual things like movies are not allowed to be the inspiration for more serious thought. That's a sad life

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leokrupp4442 and you are correct, so far as I know

    • @admiral_xanadu
      @admiral_xanadu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about the silencer on Anton's shotgun?

  • @itemtest1
    @itemtest1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always amazing dialogue and stories 👍👍👍

  • @cannondaleman1
    @cannondaleman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow. Didn't know Tarantino was a good actor. Always knew he was a great director but never seen him act.

    • @TheAlmightyAss
      @TheAlmightyAss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's been in two of his most famous films.

  • @nick3777
    @nick3777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and Bucco
    BUCHO
    ....him too

  • @mikemikeh5688
    @mikemikeh5688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ya...I'm not having a drink at that bar!

  • @lostintechnicolor
    @lostintechnicolor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah the classic suppressed revolver…

  • @balrams.6623
    @balrams.6623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    02:22 if I'm being honest; that was the funniest bit in the whole video

  • @Scallycowell
    @Scallycowell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Herculean figure of a writer/director, polio survivor of an actor.

  • @jamesstuart3346
    @jamesstuart3346 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would watch Cheech read the American Tax Code

  • @PMMM9
    @PMMM9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heard this shaggy dog story 55 yrs ago….

  • @operator6471
    @operator6471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's a good actor.

  • @H-Cat73
    @H-Cat73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I especially like the suppressor on a revolver.... :-D

  • @mattallison5375
    @mattallison5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I never noticed how he's reminded of that joke, because the beer tastes like piss

    • @worzysp1
      @worzysp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was gonna be piss in that glass