Made this on a mobile app. Sorry bout the bad quality Edit: Holy, thank you all for the great support! I never thought I would get 50k+ views on a video ever! You guys are awesome!
At this point we have to put in every religious figure in some all out boss clash. Imagine fighting norse gods, the Egyptian gods, even goddam hindu gods who knows that would be an exciting madness of prime soul battle
Or since it says that god left because free will was a flaw, he comes back to destroy the world or something and other prime souls fight with him or something@@ComradeDoubleM
"I see you've been feasting on the already tormented souls that lie within my absent father's mistakes." "I am sorry, for i cannot condone such sins, even from the unliving..." "Now...allow me to be...your last supper!" PRIME SANCTUM 3 // THE REBORN DIVINE
PRIME // THIRD // CLIMAX THE FATHER’S LITE (Since the P levels don’t directly say the word instead they say a word that sounds identical, WAIT of the world, SOUL survivor
I am the son of GOD. I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER, TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN. I AM OF ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE, AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM. I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE, AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACY! I WILL VANQUISH, ALL EVIL, IN MY FATHERS NAME! AMEN. Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit. YOU PARRIED YOUR SHOTS WELL, BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH MACHINE. MY BLOOD IS WINE, AND MY FLESH BREAD. (You get no health back from parrying, and only half the damage is done) (When half health) YOU BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN! (Jesus then breaks out of the Arena, enemies spilling out like an ocean of Blood, waiting to be used as fuel. When at the next Arena, he's back to full health and has the cross used for his crucifixion as his weapon.) (True half health, he throws the cross away, grabbing you) FUCKING HELL! (After throwing the cross) CONFESS! (After he grabs you) (You take triple damage. He then throws you, dealing 50 damage or less, but enough to bring you to 1HP.) (When at a quarter of his health) My time draws near, I can feel it. (He takes double damage.) (When dead, he resurrects.) Heh, did you forget the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself? I take my leave now. (he calmly leaves, going down the exact same hole you've always went down.) (When you arrive in the next level, you see Jesus sitting down in a grassy field. You go up to him.) Sit, Lamb Of Iron. I only wish to talk now, not fight. (You sit, and feel the grass against your legs and hands.) I forgive you. Even though what you have done is irreparable. I still forgive you. (For the first time, you feel something other than Killer Instinct.) You may have this world. I will follow in my fathers footsteps and create a new world. One free of sin, One without the Satanic Serpent, without the Apple of Eden. And without Hell. (Jesus's Body begins to Blast white lights, the ones you've seen blasting from Minos and Sisyphus.) My time draws near. Goodbye V-1. I might create you as a statue in my world, the one who defied Heaven and Hell. (His body Shatters, leaving just his soul.) (You could kill him, right here and now, or leave him to make his world.) (Your Killer instincts made you reach for it, but you stop yourself.) (The Soul then flies upwards, until you can't see it anymore.) (You Get up, seeing the door for the next area open.)
I think if jesus turned into a prime soul he should be the last boss of the game. And in the end he acctually wins and makes earth a better place, god comes back and the world turns into the world that we know
@@NovaPlayz2 bro hakita isn’t just gonna decide to make gabe layer 8, he’s literally the big villian of the game hakita isn’t gonna develop all of this for him just to throw it out the next layer and find some other guy to make the final boss
@@CanalDoT0ny13 plus every prime soul is originally from Greek myth(their names and fates, not their past or characteristics) jesus isn’t a prime soul and nor will any other person from any abrahamic religion
In my strong opinion, there should be a secret P-4, where you fight lucifer after unlocking and P ranking and doing LITERALLY everything ultrakill has to offer prior to unlocking P-4, all on UKMD difficulty, even getting to wave 50 in cybergrind on UKMD as well, though making P-4 to be somehow way more difficult than that. Then, after doing all of that, AND, beating P-4, you unlock P-5. Think about it, it's this, and it's even more basically almost humanly impossible on UKMD difficulty, which even would make the average ultrakill player not be hardly able to, get close, to beating it, even on harmless difficulty.. Sheeoit. Let that sink in, bro.
cool concept but you should lookup the most tortured man in dante's inferno i still dont think sisyphus was in dante's inferno but it was a cool addiction because of the memes and we didnt have any good candidates
@@evan.z974 in my opinion promtheus is way more similar too the previous prime sanctums because yes midas was punished by the greek gods (just like sysiphus) but promethues cared for the humans and gave them fire (just like minos) I also think midas's story had a happier ending although im pretty sure prometheus mightve been freed at some point idk
ok but can jesus counter my ultraricoshotx4 and sawblades directly inserted into his everywhere at one while i projectile boost him and then (most) of his attacks and then parry the sawed on shotgun several times unto him
@@epicnightmare5600its a blend of both. ultrakill lore has a singular god and lucifer, as well as some of the archangels, (obviously) but we have no way of knowing if jesus is canon
Made this on a mobile app. Sorry bout the bad quality
Edit: Holy, thank you all for the great support! I never thought I would get 50k+ views on a video ever! You guys are awesome!
*The 4 cents of spare change in my pocket:*
it works incredibly well done
Bad quality?!?!? This is a masterpiece
Bad quality is just a filter for us mere mortals be able to see such master piece
This is near perfection I have never seen anyone go this deep while making a Jesus ULTRAkill video
Gabriel punched me so hard that I saw Jesus, and he was hitting the cleanest gritty i ever saw.
Im as sturdy as the planks I’m nailed to
Commandment 11: Run
I WILL *VANQUISH.* ALL. EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME. AMEN.
Get ready to recieve some holy spirit.
@@jexunleashed566*Epic boss battle music starts*
What?
@@redstickmanidkYOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL BROTHER, BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!
@@caiohenriquesantiago3939YOU BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
pov you parry and you get no health back (jesus's blood is wine)
Thats a PERFECT mechanic for this boss fight
@@odestruidordecasaisOr rather only parrying should heal you because parrying doesn't use blood. You can't heal from shooting him and taking blood.
Poisoning your body (getting drunk)
I'M THE SON OF GAWWDD🗣️🔥
Judgment
JESUS!?!
@@Funeral_of_dead_butterfIies Sisyphus
@@Funeral_of_dead_butterfIies Yes?
@@JESUS.CHRISTSSS you well pay for your sins
Judas: **Breathes**
Jesus Prime: *JUDGEMENT!*
in lore it says more important you are, the bigger youll become as a prime soul
i cant imagine how huge jesus will be
He might just be the same size as the earth
@@fella351and mohammad will be second biggest
At this point we have to put in every religious figure in some all out boss clash. Imagine fighting norse gods, the Egyptian gods, even goddam hindu gods who knows that would be an exciting madness of prime soul battle
@@viduraherath4008The polytheist gang vs monotheist titan is a fight I want to see now
Or since it says that god left because free will was a flaw, he comes back to destroy the world or something and other prime souls fight with him or something@@ComradeDoubleM
2:20 Love how this suggests Jesus is aware of V1's respawning like the Druid was
Both Minos and Sisyphus are also aware of that.
Get ready to receive some holy Spirit
"Suffer"
Imagine Jesus escaping fight with v1 and starting to make earth be habitable again
jesus prime vs hell
"im glad you guys arent designing ultrakill or it would suck"
-Arsi "Hakita" Patala
Cutscene in the fight? Imagine that
The MURDER of Minos
The BREAKING of Sisyphus
The ANNILATION of judas
PRIME // FINALE
FORGOTTEN BUT NOT FORGIVEN
"I see you've been feasting on the already tormented souls that lie within my absent father's mistakes."
"I am sorry, for i cannot condone such sins, even from the unliving..."
"Now...allow me to be...your last supper!"
PRIME SANCTUM 3 // THE REBORN DIVINE
HOLD ON...let this man cook
"...What? Are you not sure who I am?"
"0:00"
1:32 +ENRAGED
+NAILBOMBED
+ENRAGED
the final boss of Ultrakill
Sadly, the devs said they will not be adding jesus into the game.
We need to make them.
@@hampter5277 at least they can add him as P-3 boss
I see everyone saying PRIME // THIRD forgotten son but like… PRIME // THIRD THE FATHERS LIGHT
Alternatively
PRIME // THIRD
HERE COMES THE SON
@@Multi_fandom_man that is the best one ive seen yet
PRIME // THIRD // CLIMAX
THE FATHER’S LITE
(Since the P levels don’t directly say the word instead they say a word that sounds identical, WAIT of the world, SOUL survivor
LITE is probably a horrible word to replace LIGHT lmao but it’s the only thing I thought of + it sounds funky
Ultakill mod comunity i am begging you pls make P-Jesus
on april fool's day they should throw you into the "jesus prime" boss anytime you boot up the game and have this as the intro
PRIME /// THIRD
NO LONGER FORGIVING
3:55 this should be the phase 2 anim lowkey
Pulls out the cross…cross turns into an immaculate spear, and proceeds to hit griddy
YOU BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
i dont even play this game and i love it.
поиграй
poigray
This is not from the game, it's a fanmade music, and the animation is something like "Jesus Betrayal: What really went down"
@@MisterEMIv2 i meant the game the Music was referencing ya goof💀
buy it, it's so worth it lol
@icedbobava I have to opportunity to play this in an actual cathedral pulpit and record the effect if you'd be interested in hearing that btw
WHAT, IF YOU COULD THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
HELL YEAH
@@IcedBobaTae hell yeah, on it. probably be a week or two till i get to go back but I'll make it happen and share
ok a little longer than a week it turns out, but still on it
Did you ever do it man?
instead of him dying he escapes or comes back (like gabriel) on a future layer.
He dies and comes back after 3 days.
@@pepsiman5042 he comes back on easter
Heard alot ultrakill like songs, but this one has strong ultrakill kill vibes, great work
He is not the author tho. The author is MCN (he has remastered version of this track + HATE (flesh dimension soundtrack))
JESUS PRIME
Get ready to receive some holy sperit….
Jesus in Amargedon layer, level 10-10, Act VII
this better be p-3
But that would be too cliche
Yeah, too cliche
Every dialogs
0:01
1:18
2:21
2:49
2:52
3:49
4:08
4:19
4:28
4:35
He IS the son of god...
I am the son of GOD.
I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER, TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.
TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN.
I AM OF ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE, AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM.
I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE, AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACY!
I WILL VANQUISH, ALL EVIL, IN MY FATHERS NAME!
AMEN.
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.
YOU PARRIED YOUR SHOTS WELL, BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH MACHINE.
MY BLOOD IS WINE, AND MY FLESH BREAD.
(You get no health back from parrying, and only half the damage is done)
(When half health)
YOU BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
(Jesus then breaks out of the Arena, enemies spilling out like an ocean of Blood, waiting to be used as fuel. When at the next Arena, he's back to full health and has the cross used for his crucifixion as his weapon.)
(True half health, he throws the cross away, grabbing you)
FUCKING HELL! (After throwing the cross)
CONFESS! (After he grabs you)
(You take triple damage. He then throws you, dealing 50 damage or less, but enough to bring you to 1HP.)
(When at a quarter of his health)
My time draws near, I can feel it.
(He takes double damage.)
(When dead, he resurrects.)
Heh, did you forget the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself?
I take my leave now.
(he calmly leaves, going down the exact same hole you've always went down.)
(When you arrive in the next level, you see Jesus sitting down in a grassy field. You go up to him.)
Sit, Lamb Of Iron. I only wish to talk now, not fight.
(You sit, and feel the grass against your legs and hands.)
I forgive you. Even though what you have done is irreparable. I still forgive you.
(For the first time, you feel something other than Killer Instinct.)
You may have this world. I will follow in my fathers footsteps and create a new world. One free of sin, One without the Satanic Serpent, without the Apple of Eden. And without Hell.
(Jesus's Body begins to Blast white lights, the ones you've seen blasting from Minos and Sisyphus.)
My time draws near. Goodbye V-1. I might create you as a statue in my world, the one who defied Heaven and Hell.
(His body Shatters, leaving just his soul.)
(You could kill him, right here and now, or leave him to make his world.)
(Your Killer instincts made you reach for it, but you stop yourself.)
(The Soul then flies upwards, until you can't see it anymore.)
(You Get up, seeing the door for the next area open.)
Now this is the kind of fanfic I'm reading 🗣🔥 💯💯
@@superhipermegabitcc1416 First comment. You shall be remembered.
Holy shit this is actual peak
@@CJP_GameKing Nah, YOU are pea.
FUCK I MISSPELT IT.
Now that is a prime soul. Amen.
It's funny that atp, some people think Prime Jesus is coming to ULTRAKILL as a 9-P.
ah shit here we go for a third time
minos prime vs jesus prime
Hardest stomp since New Orleans
Jesus needs no prep time
Jesus will win. Minos isn't even a fully developed Prime soul. Plus Jesus IS a son of god after all.
PRIME \\ THIRD
FORGOTTEN SUN
holy sh- this is amazing well made
I think if jesus turned into a prime soul he should be the last boss of the game. And in the end he acctually wins and makes earth a better place, god comes back and the world turns into the world that we know
last boss is gabe but nice theory
@@pachurro2762 it might not be. gabe could be layer 8.
@@NovaPlayz2 bro hakita isn’t just gonna decide to make gabe layer 8, he’s literally the big villian of the game
hakita isn’t gonna develop all of this for him just to throw it out the next layer and find some other guy to make the final boss
@@CanalDoT0ny13 plus every prime soul is originally from Greek myth(their names and fates, not their past or characteristics)
jesus isn’t a prime soul and nor will any other person from any abrahamic religion
@@pachurro2762 oh.
After Gabriel failed
In my strong opinion, there should be a secret P-4, where you fight lucifer after unlocking and P ranking and doing LITERALLY everything ultrakill has to offer prior to unlocking P-4, all on UKMD difficulty, even getting to wave 50 in cybergrind on UKMD as well, though making P-4 to be somehow way more difficult than that. Then, after doing all of that, AND, beating P-4, you unlock P-5. Think about it, it's this, and it's even more basically almost humanly impossible on UKMD difficulty, which even would make the average ultrakill player not be hardly able to, get close, to beating it, even on harmless difficulty.. Sheeoit.
Let that sink in, bro.
@@omaki82036 but didn’t the creator say something like “you’ll never fight Lucifer in the game” or something
@@Nothere739 they did
@@Nothere739 why though? fighting Lucifer seems like a fun shit to do like mf is the devil so why not add em
This is the best fantrack ever made
Hakita implement this
I love you christmas
Love the voicelines
cool concept but you should lookup the most tortured man in dante's inferno
i still dont think sisyphus was in dante's inferno but it was a cool addiction because of the memes and we didnt have any good candidates
Dude, this like, awesome
He needs no prep time😭
Wow when mixed is so Amazing !
AMEN
You've been sanctified my dude 🙏❤🔥
This is cool but it’s probably going to be prometheus
maybe judas
@@evan.z974 judas is very "the bible" while sysiphus and minos are more greek mythology
@@spicyicedcoffee1150 midas?
@@evan.z974 in my opinion promtheus is way more similar too the previous prime sanctums because yes midas was punished by the greek gods (just like sysiphus) but promethues cared for the humans and gave them fire (just like minos) I also think midas's story had a happier ending although im pretty sure prometheus mightve been freed at some point idk
@@spicyicedcoffee1150 yeah but prometheus was a god while minos and sysiphus were greek kings just midas
"What?"
Amazing.
WE GOT OVERCOOK IN HIS FATHER NAME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼‼‼‼💯💯💯 AMEN!!!1
Epic amen
actually u just can't kill jesus bro is immortal
Death line : see you in three days
the spare change in my pockets:
ok but can jesus counter my ultraricoshotx4 and sawblades directly inserted into his everywhere at one while i projectile boost him and then (most) of his attacks and then parry the sawed on shotgun several times unto him
@@swisystuffbro is one with the divine, how you think some what is a plastic toy to Him would work at him lmao
counterargument; coin
it’s so banger bro what did you use to make this
Amen
Well made video but sadly we know it's going to be a Greek legend as the last 2 have been
Nah
@@Picoal yeah i think ultrakill is about greek shit not christian
@@epicnightmare5600 the game's based on the divine comedy, which included elements from both christianity and greek mythology
@@epicnightmare5600its a blend of both. ultrakill lore has a singular god and lucifer, as well as some of the archangels, (obviously) but we have no way of knowing if jesus is canon
@@rabies6418one of the soundtrack's name is "I call to you, Lord Jesus Christ", maybe this has nothing to do with the base game, but idk
gg
AMÉN!
Im reality, i would never do this, all i would do is smite those who oppose me, or never allow those who of are sinners
what app did you use to make this?