Old People’s Home Defending, Donkey Sanctuary Midfield, No Bullets Attacking ! (Maybe that’s the best reference, I’m not a United Fan but I love this guy, he should do commentary for MOTD)
"Oh God, don’t, don’t, You cant miss this! In your bloody boots that make you look like your running around in your feet! You cant miss this! You cant miss this!.........................HE’S BLOODY MISSED IT!!! What a prat! What a prat! Phil Jones! It was bloody written in the stars! PHIL JONES! What you bloody doing? Why cant Eric Bailey take it? PHIL BLOODY JONES! running around with his no feet, his skin bloody feet! Pink Boots, It’s the Pink Boots Marcus! THE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
@@Sekirothewolf no actually , united through and through. Just always found these funny. Anyway by the time Mark was having his meltdown I'd totally given up on getting anything else from Jose's reign.
3chords oh my bad for judging, I assumed since that’s all I see sour fans gutted that Jose isn’t managing united anymore. I was the same I given up myself I didn’t watch any match for the last two months, st least he’s gone now, and to think most people wanted pogba to leave not Jose 🙄🤣
@@Sekirothewolf no worries. Sometimes for me it was like a black comedy and I was just counting the days until he went. Mark's rages was one of the things that kept me going , hey if we can't laugh at ourselves then where would we be...
WOW!!! Mark (and us) has changed so much since Ole's come at the wheel! I'm so frustrated now watching what a calamity team we were. OLE is the man for us, definitely.
Just showed how terrified Jose was to the opponent's threat which spread to the players...Thank God we have OGS now...let the opponent worry about us!!
"Like a cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor" 😂 possibly the best line ever said by anyone!
Matt Maclean he sounds like Irish guy from hitc sport lol
Phil Jones the gift that keeps on giving.
Own goals.
Penalties
Maguire has taken over from Jones now 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@sayanbhattacharya5683 Bruno will be happy
"11 minutes in and it one nil its been coming for 20 minutes'
Where ?
@@akajshhshbob4005 3:54
AlexWard4 😂
It's Phil bloody Jones!!! 😂😂😂Love this guy
It's bloody rojo twice!!! 😂😂😂
Pink boots salmon feet 😂😂
Phil bloody calamity Jones*
It’s the PINK BOOTS!!
Tom Millard
Phil Jones.... What a Pratty Pratty Pratty prat.
"He's panicking like a Cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor" That is absolute gold.
'Jurassic park defending' 😂😂😂
What does that even mean!!!
@@jaycourt3903 An outdated prehistoric technique being used in modern times is my guess lol
Dinosaurs are slow
Old People’s Home Defending, Donkey Sanctuary Midfield, No Bullets Attacking !
(Maybe that’s the best reference, I’m not a United Fan but I love this guy, he should do commentary for MOTD)
"Oh God, don’t, don’t, You cant miss this! In your bloody boots that make you look like your running around in your feet! You cant miss this! You cant miss this!.........................HE’S BLOODY MISSED IT!!! What a prat! What a prat! Phil Jones! It was bloody written in the stars! PHIL JONES! What you bloody doing? Why cant Eric Bailey take it? PHIL BLOODY JONES! running around with his no feet, his skin bloody feet! Pink Boots, It’s the Pink Boots Marcus! THE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
It makes me rage that the score line isn’t updating 🤬
😂
Ikr
He always says "I'll do it when i am ready for it" when people tell him
"Like a pack of dolphins at the back we're all at bloody sea"
I think it’s technically called a pod🧐
@@chasfarthing244 he once called a herd of cows a "swarm of cows" lmfao
@@hairyson94 😂😂😂
"Rich Tea biscuit defending"
You can't miss this (x3)
HE'S BLOODY MISSED IT! WHAT A PRAT! WHAT A PRAT!
Phil Jones! It was bloody written in the stars! Phil Bloody Jones!
Lincoln Jacdonmi
THE PINK BOOTS
It’s the pink boots Marcus, the pink boots, the bloody pink boots
🎵Oh! Written In The Stars! A million miles away...🎵
😂😂
I love how Marcus just can't get a word in when Mark goes on one
This is the only thing I'm going to miss about Jose's era. Less of this......
3chords spoken like a true sour rival fan
@@Sekirothewolf no actually , united through and through. Just always found these funny. Anyway by the time Mark was having his meltdown I'd totally given up on getting anything else from Jose's reign.
3chords oh my bad for judging, I assumed since that’s all I see sour fans gutted that Jose isn’t managing united anymore. I was the same I given up myself I didn’t watch any match for the last two months, st least he’s gone now, and to think most people wanted pogba to leave not Jose 🙄🤣
@@Sekirothewolf no worries. Sometimes for me it was like a black comedy and I was just counting the days until he went. Mark's rages was one of the things that kept me going , hey if we can't laugh at ourselves then where would we be...
He's had a couple of good ones against Newcastle and Cardiff away lol
5:00 what a sentence
Jurssic park
“Stand up u pillock” 😂😂😂😂
"it's Phil Jones again" what's he doing his Tesco shop" 😂😂😂😂
2:00 “what’s going ( slight cry in the voice ) on!!!
True😂😂
He was gonna cry 😂😂
Funniest bit in this clip lmao
Goldbridge doesn’t no how funny he his 😁😁😁😁👍🏾
😂😂😂
Could of had a poo and come back
😂😂😂😂
*Could have
2018 was the best year for Mark's rage moments! 😂 Already get feels from these!
Anyone else rewind the Phil Jones penalty miss multiple times
The gift that keeps giving
Yesterday was great. He was in total Partridge mode. He's a good guy.
😂 such a good call. It's Partridge in the flesh
Am a Liverpool fan and think he’s hilarious, “Less resistance than a poppadom catching a bowling ball!”
Anywhere But Here! Y u here ?
Cos it’s funny
@@ishaqshafiq4934 It's hilarious, even for a Man United fan
Panicking like a cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pink boots 😂😂😂
And "Timberland boots, skinny jeans, treacle feet" Lukaku
"The bloody pink Boots" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Manchester United: exists
Mark:WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!
Haha I love Goldbridge!
"Like a panicking cat trying to bury his shit on a marble floor" 🤣🤣🤣
The legend the only Mark Goldbridge !!
Thanks for making this video
Need him on the joe rogan podcast
like that's EVER gonna happen.
Lol
I love watching goldbridge rage.when I’m having a bad day I watch videos like this
It's bloody Phil calamity Jones
It' bloody goal
It's bloody Rojo
It's bloody joke
“Rich tea biscuit defending put it in a cup of tea and it’ll dissolve in seconds”
2:03 ....when the teacher gives us homework on the first day of school
3.45 what a sentence
It's the bloody pink 👢
best ever 2:33
Watching this video actually makes you realise just how many mistakes Phil Jones makes. It’s actually scary
2:03 that rlly funny voice when he gets mads
lmao he sounds like kermit the frog, probably the funniest bit in this video
"That's bordering on bollocks"....genius.!
2:00 best bit
True lmao
We need this back
Ole is at the wheel,....Arsenal and banter Chelsea
11 mins in and the goals been coming for 20 mins 😂😂
He has to come in fifa20 as commententer
LEGEND!!
He’s doing his Tesco shop😂😂
“ it’s the pink boots”😂😂😂
All of them under Mourinho
WOW!!! Mark (and us) has changed so much since Ole's come at the wheel!
I'm so frustrated now watching what a calamity team we were. OLE is the man for us, definitely.
Haha it's coming again.😂
@@wwindows8649 I don't think so. The spirit has changed, but unfortunately we don't have the luck of the first weeks.
Nandi Collector this comment aged so well
It’s the pink boots!!
As a Liverpool fan I love this 😂
Reuben Heathcote y are u here ?
ishaq shafiq seeing united fans like this is priceless
@@reubenheathcote565 Seeing Liverpool winning nothing is priceless
Conor Frankland just wait and see
@@reubenheathcote565 which slippy G we gonna have this year? Slippy Virgil?
I need a t shirt with this guys face on it with a caption "What a prat!" Can someone makes this happen.
Is he wearing an under warmer 😂
Jake Tucker I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard
These 3 comments😂😂😂
He wears umbro and no fear
As an Arsenal fan I know I shouldn’t but I love this guy!
Thats the nicest rage I've seen. You should see me driving
I like how Mad Marcus tries to rage but mark is to late for him
Bloody skin feet! 😂😂 classic Goldbridge
Phil bloody calamity Jones what’s he doing? Makes me laugh because of the way he said it🤣
The best one was the derby one🤣🤣🤣🤣..cant stop laughing
I'm a liverpool fan but your insults are great..I take it you don't rate Phil Jones haha
Why are you watching a United channel then
@@stevens5541 Because it's funny 😂😂
Totally agree!!! Another scouser here. His fifa rage videos are funny as!!!!! 🤣🤣
6:50😂
Rich tea biscuit defending 😂😂
its Phill Bloody Jonesssssss Avacado Stab proof vest lmfao
Wots going on...wots going on...wots going on...
I miss Marcus, wish he'd come back. Hope he's doing well
Poor guy in the call with him can’t get a say in 😂
His analogies are the best in the world
My favourite man on TH-cam
But Spurs have done nothing to get back into this game... *2-0. GOD. WHATS GOING ON?* 😂😂😂
I want to see Mark react to Phil Jones signing a new contract.
It’s the pink boots Marcus 😂😂😭
Chocolate fire guard defence 😂😂
That tables took some hammering over the years lol keep it up goldbridge, know the feeling mate 👍
"what is going on" "what's he doooin"
Bloody blood bloody
It's the pink boots😂😂
Pause it at 2:04 why does he look like he’s about to cry 😂😂😂
"Avocado stab-vest defending" 😂
“Bloody clown pants!’ Lol
The pink boots the bloody pink boots 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yes derby county love em
"Jurassic Park Defending" - Mark Goldbridge 2k18
Phil Jones running round in his pink feet- his pink boots- feet😂😂
Like a cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor LMAO
This is therapy😂😂
1.58 is by far the best. ”What’s going OOOOON?!”
2:42
I think the Pink boots rant is the best ever . The bloody Pink boots hahahahahahahahaha
It's the pink boots, Marcus!
The Rant Master!
6:47
LucasPortugal 😂😂😂
Love this guy
It’s Phil bloody Jones again here after 3-3
It’s the pink boots !!!!
JURASSSIC PARKKK
7:09 he knelt down to stop any low shots that may come
Just showed how terrified Jose was to the opponent's threat which spread to the players...Thank God we have OGS now...let the opponent worry about us!!
Goldbridge is classic
this should be the Phil Jones Show.