“The Lamest Place in the World” Song Clip | 13: The Musical | Netflix After School

Sing along to “The Lamest Place in the World” from 13: The Musical, available on Netflix August 12
When Evan Goldman moves from New York City to a small town in Indiana he must navigate a new school and make new friends. All while on a quest to turn his Bar Mitzvah into the coolest party ever!
DOWN THE ROAD, THERE’S A DAIRY QUEEN.
UP THE BLOCK, THERE’S A WALMART.
THERE’S A PLACE YOU CAN ACCESSORIZE YOUR PETS.
A SCHOOL, A TREE, A COUPLE OF CHURCHES,
AND NO MATTER HOW HARD ANYBODY SEARCHES,
THAT’S ABOUT AS THRILLING AS
THIS DUMBEST VILLAGE GETS.
IT’S THE LAMEST PLACE IN THE WORLD,
BUT IT JUST GOT A LITTLE BIT BETTER,
SO DON’T DISAPPEAR.
IT’S THE LAMEST PLACE IN THE WORLD,
BUT I’M PRETTY SURE
IT’S NOT AS LAME AS IT WAS BEFORE
NOW THAT YOU’RE HERE.
COME ON. I’LL SHOW YOU THE HILLSIDE
WHERE EVERYONE WAITS FOR THE RESURRECTION.
AND TOMORROW I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAUNTED BARN.
FORTY MILES TO THE NEAREST RIVER,
SIXTY MILES TO THE AIRPORT,
WHEN WE PLAN OUR ESCAPE,
THAT’S WHERE WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO BE.
IT’S A SHAME, IT’S A SHAM, IT’S A TERRIBLE PITY
YOU GOT DRAGGED AWAY FROM NEW YORK CITY -
IT’S MAJOR SUCK FOR YOU
BUT IT’S AMAZING LUCK FOR ME!
IT’S THE LAMEST PLACE IN THE WORLD,
BUT IT JUST GOT A LITTLE BIT BETTER,
I’M HAPPY TO SAY!
IT’S THE LAMEST PLACE IN THE WORLD...
AND YOU’RE COMPLETELY EXOTIC,
INTELLECTUAL, NEUROTIC.
YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE A SHOT
EXCEPT YOU FOUND THE PERFECT GUIDE.
AND THOUGH I DON’T REALLY KNOW YOU,
I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SHOW YOU
EV’RY FAKE AND FREAK,
EV’RY FOOL AND CLOWN,
SINCE THE CHIPPEWA SETTLED THIS STUPID TOWN!
LET ‘EM LAUGH, THEY WON’T KEEP ME DOWN
WITH YOU BY MY SIDE!
AND IT JUST GOT A LITTLE BIT BETTER,
AMAZING BUT TRUE!
YES, THE LAMEST PLACE IN THE WORLD
HAS LOTS OF FLAWS,
BUT MAYBE IT’LL BE FINE BECAUSE
IT BROUGHT ME TO YOU!
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