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  • @loadsofeggs8945
    @loadsofeggs8945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Grey should make full versions no cuts to make it longer so we can feel the same amount of agony throughout the video without missing a single second

  • @twisterman4184
    @twisterman4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Gray: Alright
    Australian Man: (spontaneously combusts)

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2021: *nervous sweating*

    • @jacksonbarr3612
      @jacksonbarr3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @lucymcneil8588
      @lucymcneil8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "lOrD hAvE mErCy I'm BoUt tO bUsT"

    • @colonoscopy1861
      @colonoscopy1861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The guy in the game looks more like Sims 4 Austrailian Man than Florida Man.

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Continent, Like Man.

  • @thejesslyfe
    @thejesslyfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    I cried the good tears today. This was hilarious 😂😂

  • @OdinJrthesecond
    @OdinJrthesecond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    "As someone whose blood type is Agony"
    I thought you said your blood type was Masochism, gray?

    • @IamMe73737
      @IamMe73737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      His blood type changes with his moods. Let's not forget his Sadism blood type.

    • @xandernelson1492
      @xandernelson1492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      His blood type is called "Agonasochism". Also what was that bike he was using on the third wall ride?

    • @jacobmeads9678
      @jacobmeads9678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nah these other guys don't know what they're talking about.
      Your blood type is made up of two things. Stuff like B positive, B negative, O positive, A negative, etc.
      His is Masochism Agony

    • @codyquill6402
      @codyquill6402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is so much better when ur frunk

    • @yowansinzalie5713
      @yowansinzalie5713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lakad matatag

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Gravity? nope not a thing here sometimes lol

  • @creepychick
    @creepychick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    We all know we cant go a day without hearing an "Alright"

    • @casper2709
      @casper2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup very very true lmao

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh indeed
      I always look forward to hearing alright
      You know why?
      Is only my daily dose of endless suffering
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @OctavianMCL
      @OctavianMCL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That word is the word that I am waiting for every night

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm pretty sure he didn't upload yesterday which was weird

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OctavianMCL I wait for that word in the shower

  • @fayeroche442
    @fayeroche442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    GTA: no one can beat are levels
    Gray: You underestimate my power
    GTA: don’t do i- and he’s doing it

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *PREPARES FOR IMMINENT DANGER*

    • @satarragibson8313
      @satarragibson8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gta: Di . . . Did he just do it . . . What is he a machinist . . . Oh he is isn't he

    • @ghostchris519
      @ghostchris519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our* not are

    • @alastoroleander5658
      @alastoroleander5658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha so true

  • @gexagon1804
    @gexagon1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Gray is so big he's not even trying to censor himself and it's beautiful

    • @CRzyHDedJHny
      @CRzyHDedJHny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait wtf

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CRzyHDedJHny ?

    • @corynnightshade9049
      @corynnightshade9049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gray summoning ritual: GTA 5 and happy wheels

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's weird not having sound effects like "bruh" over the curses😂

    • @spooksam6827
      @spooksam6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes that is true

  • @riva.syahirah8723
    @riva.syahirah8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    7:06
    Gray: "HhOoOOOOooooO"
    Me: " Who live under a pineapple under the sea" 😅🤣

  • @KrisEnby
    @KrisEnby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    With the amount of times Gray has said “this will take 30 years off the end of my life” I’ll have to assume either he’s dying at the age of 30, or he’s effectively immortal.

    • @DarkRaven4649
      @DarkRaven4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's gotten to stack overflow at this point.

    • @KrisEnby
      @KrisEnby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean... You’re not wrong.

    • @koureymendek5513
      @koureymendek5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably right

    • @ollietree03
      @ollietree03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he older than 30 so i guess hes immortal

    • @shinkreytpuylap
      @shinkreytpuylap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think gray is like
      Over 40

  • @e.r.i.n_
    @e.r.i.n_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    We need a T-Shirt that just has 'Alright' in all capital letters and the most menacing font as possible with hellish flame in the background.

    • @elenawimsey5714
      @elenawimsey5714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      seconded! (but maybe without the flames, the word is menacing enough ;) )

    • @ghostlygirl284
      @ghostlygirl284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then every non-gray watcher will think your weird but any gray watcher has to say their favorite gray phrase.

    • @failedwizard0133
      @failedwizard0133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd buy it

    • @KingsleyIII
      @KingsleyIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would totally wear a T-shirt that says "Stay foxy, much love."

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I contest.
      We need a shirt that just says "Alright," (comma included) in a font equally as soft and calm as gray starting his intros, if not just a little bit depressed as well.

  • @Noah._.77
    @Noah._.77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Grays best quotes:
    “Alright”
    “Its happy wheels”
    “SATAAAAAAN”
    “ROOKIE NUMBERS”
    “Stay foxy much love”
    “Alcoholism”
    “Tom hardy”

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *GREAT BRITAIN, GUIDE MY RECTUM*

    • @HappyKazzy
      @HappyKazzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yesss

    • @that_one_artistic_owl
      @that_one_artistic_owl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh you forgot
      “OH GOD-”
      “Florida man”
      “OH SH*T NO-”

    • @adanbahenaguardado7206
      @adanbahenaguardado7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *WE DON'T NEED PHYSICS WHERE WE'RE GOING!*

    • @nicos.4123
      @nicos.4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      All of these give me serotonin

  • @theguywhoasked2352
    @theguywhoasked2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    When you hear “alright” outside your house:
    Guess I’ll die

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What’s new?
      Oh wait
      *R*
      *O*
      *O*
      *K*
      *I*
      *E*
      *N*
      *U*
      *M*
      *B*
      *E*
      *R*
      *S*
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @kingkomedy1300
      @kingkomedy1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alright

    • @WaterDoesGaming
      @WaterDoesGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      just build a 100% impossible course in the back, then escape while he's distracted

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@WaterDoesGaming 100% impossible can’t stop gray

    • @desbugfan8429
      @desbugfan8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @11Saraya1raerae
    @11Saraya1raerae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Out of all of the places I could have landed, I landed in prison... IM HOMEEE"

  • @rumpobumpo2332
    @rumpobumpo2332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Imagine your on the new york streets, when a man comes down from the sky on a bike saying "WHERE IS THE END??!?!?!"

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The second coming of Christ goin' real weird so far

    • @SomePersonInTheWorld
      @SomePersonInTheWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't know that sounds pretty New York to me

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      los angeles*

  • @monkevrofficial133
    @monkevrofficial133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Gray: opens the game
    Australian man:*panics*

    • @Misterbeaets
      @Misterbeaets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like your sim is pregnant and the dad freaks out panic

  • @carisaoros5120
    @carisaoros5120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Gray: says “So”
    Literally everyone on the planet: OH NO

  • @themrfives
    @themrfives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Gray in two years: Alright we’re checking out the only game that atomizes you in the real world if you fail.....

  • @elizabethyeager3432
    @elizabethyeager3432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “When ever I can I try to go.... WHAT THE HELL”
    Best quote ever

  • @doomslayer6771
    @doomslayer6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    person who made the map”this is impossible”
    Grey”hold my Bud light”

  • @freefootnoteskin7785
    @freefootnoteskin7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Gray: Alright
    The character: *I have a bad feeling about this.*
    Edit: Dang, this blew up. Thanks for 470 likes!

    • @BioClay88
      @BioClay88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when you hear "alright", while playing orisa in overwatch -

    • @curtpieratt4235
      @curtpieratt4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Florida man's narrator:
      **It was at that moment that he knew, he fucked up**

    • @monchis4460ja
      @monchis4460ja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys at 17:24 it says the time and gray took 18 hours on this freaking board

    • @monchis4460ja
      @monchis4460ja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thuanlai5537 dude.......wtf

    • @curtpieratt4235
      @curtpieratt4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monchis4460ja my thoughts exactly

  • @gangisspawn1
    @gangisspawn1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Graystillplays staples in every video:
    1: "Wowwww!" Sound bit
    2: Reference only ass and balls injuries
    3: "huhhhhh!!" Noise

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Used to also include the dial-up Internet tone, but that seems to have faded out and been replaced with one of the sounds from Among Us.

    • @silviangeliamaypurba3436
      @silviangeliamaypurba3436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And of course, FULL LIQ'R BARRRRRTT

  • @CTowny
    @CTowny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Game: is impossible
    Gray: *This can’t stop me because I can’t read*

  • @dejdo9354
    @dejdo9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    there's a game on Steam called "Ascent" that awakens levels of masochism that you may be interested in

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having just looked it up...yes. It has NO CHECKPOINTS. AT ALL. Gray is going to "love" it.

  • @carami6442
    @carami6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Gray, can you please put "we don't need physics where we're going" on a T-shirt.

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Me on December 31st: “2020 can’t get any worse.”
    Gray: “Alright.”

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True
      2020: stay tuned for part 2

    • @prayingmantis4948
      @prayingmantis4948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You know 2020 gets worse when you check your calendar and see this
      December 32 2020 and the time is 11:61

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prayingmantis4948 seems legit

    • @gossiperzoroark9629
      @gossiperzoroark9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s just going to get very quiet, everyone will feel relief.
      Then the whole world hears a single word.
      “Alright”

    • @mustachmangames7573
      @mustachmangames7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Welcome back to Universe Sandbox 2, where today we'll explode the world using laser bigger than Earth."

  • @meowmeow9863
    @meowmeow9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Yeets your meat" I never thought I would ever hear that sentence

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *WE HAVE THE MEATS*

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@domp5014 Arby’s

    • @xelily9485
      @xelily9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be new

    • @TheKillian413
      @TheKillian413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      babeminzGirlsszz.space

  • @Charliecraig2003
    @Charliecraig2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    when gray says:alright
    you know he’s gonna cause pain to millions of virtual people and end their lives

  • @Melladebt
    @Melladebt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:32 Whenever I can I try to go WHAT THE HELL?! Sums grey up perfectly

  • @christianpapineau6479
    @christianpapineau6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Gray's legendary statement:
    Floop the boop,
    and then skibidi the beep.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is seriously one of my fave weird quotes of his. Along with other GTA quotes, such as "It's like a de-clawed cat trying to climb its way up an igloo!"

  • @colonoscopy1861
    @colonoscopy1861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Wrong way" no game, its the Gray way.

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's accuright.

    • @HokuraChan0106
      @HokuraChan0106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HokuraChan0106
      This nigga got discord details on TH-cam.
      Shameless plug, eh?

  • @Blackoutss
    @Blackoutss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Idk why but the way Gray says “alright” makes me feel calm but I know that chaos is about to occur.

  • @billlu7744
    @billlu7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Normal person when they hear the word impossible:
    It’s literally impossible.
    When gray hears the word impossible:
    *oh yes, another of those games where I can beat easily*

    • @emilio1044
      @emilio1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      """easily"""

    • @b-fresh2794
      @b-fresh2794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup “easily

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @rook_5526
      @rook_5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What part of this was easy

    • @HelloThere-os3ev
      @HelloThere-os3ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when skaters hear impossible: imma fuckin do it

  • @jeffreybrennan166
    @jeffreybrennan166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gray: These wall-rides will make me go insane,
    My: to late Gray's already insane,

  • @Yoshikage_Kira_KQ
    @Yoshikage_Kira_KQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the every day life of Florida man

  • @Dtop-np4hv
    @Dtop-np4hv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    No one:
    Gray: I’m gonna go bleach my eyeballs now
    Florida man: Air humping creepily in the background.

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taking humping to a new level

    • @Dtop-np4hv
      @Dtop-np4hv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh thanks for letting me know Asriel

    • @danielleweathers1028
      @danielleweathers1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came across this comment exactly when that point in the video came on screen.

    • @TheKillian413
      @TheKillian413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      babeminzGirlsszz.space

  • @AryanDerEchte
    @AryanDerEchte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "What's with the fruit stands..." "WHAT'S WITH THE FRUIT STANDS"

  • @jonathanlewis6146
    @jonathanlewis6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *11:43** - You can hear the sheer AGONY in his voice.*

  • @samanthastevens9089
    @samanthastevens9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hearing the sheer panic in greys voice as if it’s a life or death situation makes me laugh so hard that I am CACKLING. These videos make my days so much better!

  • @idklolhaha9717
    @idklolhaha9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine starting 2021 and then everyone hears Gray say “Alright,”

    • @stephencovert2467
      @stephencovert2467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey atleat we know hell eventually get it right or we'll all go out laughing

    • @iseeitinthedistance.4985
      @iseeitinthedistance.4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gray hasn't destroyed the planet yet

  • @brimcap9891
    @brimcap9891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Are you ready kids?"
    "I can't hear you"
    7:06

  • @nightowl4259
    @nightowl4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yay my daily dose of masochism

    • @ghostlygirl284
      @ghostlygirl284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Today we have a special: All masochism is doubled

  • @Joseph_Waffle
    @Joseph_Waffle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    At 0:19 that was the funniest transition in words yet!
    I was crying from laughter!

  • @sleepylyes4676
    @sleepylyes4676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Oh. Out of every place I could've landed, I landed in prison. 𝙄'𝙢 𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚!"

  • @flatmarssociety4614
    @flatmarssociety4614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:33
    **moæn**
    Come baby! Touch it! YEAH! YESS **MOÆN**
    I'm still learning how to bounce!
    Graystillplays out of context

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Gray: "You have no idea how many times I do this off camera."
    Me: Short answer... *a LOT!* 😀

    • @rickspoelstra7279
      @rickspoelstra7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      18 hours and 40 min on the last board..... JEZUS

    • @64kDonut
      @64kDonut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SamayatheGryffindor no about 20 hours more

  • @sxg0017
    @sxg0017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    A fact:
    Every time Gray says "Alright"
    An Australian Commits bites the dust

    • @birb873
      @birb873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s that a jojo Siwa reference?!?!

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "KILLA QUEEN DAISAN NO BYAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUSTO!"

  • @boywolfyjr9630
    @boywolfyjr9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He breaks reality in so much ways, its crazy but hes graystillplays so he will!

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He makes reality dens to his will

  • @firsyinactive
    @firsyinactive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:27 this part makes me feel like gray would be a good voice actor

  • @oantar3397
    @oantar3397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:05 "you need to love being on bottom" I spit my drink all over my monitor, thanks XD

  • @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "This wall rides... are going to make me go insane."
    Me: I thought you already went insane..?

  • @hanksterhankerchief3087
    @hanksterhankerchief3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Me: don’t mind me just clicking this video faster than a speeding bullet

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speeding bullet is
      *ROOKIE NUMBERS*

    • @CptJazzboi
      @CptJazzboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ROOKIE NUMBERS 1000000000000000000000000 TIMES LIGHTSPEED

    • @milkman_insidejoke
      @milkman_insidejoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I broke my phone but was still at rookie speed

  • @ahli-kun1405
    @ahli-kun1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "I'm landed inside a prison"
    "I'M HOMEEE!!!!!"
    That is the gray I know.
    Dang thanks for the like guys

    • @aaeesha3040
      @aaeesha3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a prisoner???

    • @ahli-kun1405
      @ahli-kun1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaeesha3040 mayhaps

    • @rjaye1k
      @rjaye1k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHOULD I DROP THIS SONG?😈😈th-cam.com/video/dgvlQysHVvI/w-d-xo.html

    • @blnk3662
      @blnk3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      14:20

    • @hagenspringtrap9431
      @hagenspringtrap9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am the 169th like I have never been so happy

  • @koureymendek5513
    @koureymendek5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is the funniest person on TH-cam I love his vids keep it up

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0.01% Impossible means that it's 99.99% possible

  • @KingTeak
    @KingTeak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Whenever I can I try and go OH HOLY HELL WHAT THE SHHHHHIIII"-Gray

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Florida man: bonks head on concrete and doesn’t react.
    Also Florida man: Grazes ankle hair against box and falls 8 inches to his death.

  • @sneakysnail6363
    @sneakysnail6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Whenever I can, I try to go- what the hell!!!?!?!"
    Me be like on a daily basis

    • @SKRM_Muerte
      @SKRM_Muerte 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your grammar is so bad you must be 2

  • @blue.johnstone.z
    @blue.johnstone.z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:50 floop the boop and then skibbidy the beep
    i died

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how this channel isn't just gray making all his sims suffer; he also makes himself suffer. XD Now that's what you call equality.

  • @elenawimsey5714
    @elenawimsey5714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:00 "You have to realise that there is no spoon!" Quote of the day in my opinion 👍😁

  • @BowlingforBarbs
    @BowlingforBarbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Even Junko would be afraid of how much Despair this dude possesses

  • @LostK1D
    @LostK1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Whenever I get Gray's notification Im like: "Ah yes, I needed my daily dose of sadism today"

    • @peterscissorbike2405
      @peterscissorbike2405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, this video falls more in the category of masochism.

    • @LostK1D
      @LostK1D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peterscissorbike2405 Well its his masochism which would make anyone who watches it a sadist

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Creator: create this
    Satan: well I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan
    TY for the likes I thought that no one would like this

  • @winter1353
    @winter1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:05
    "You need to love being on bottom"
    Noted
    Saved

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *Achievement Unlocked: "How did I get in this situation...?"*

    • @ingag2154
      @ingag2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Achievement unlocked: sataaaaaan

  • @tomatotomoto
    @tomatotomoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He’s not masochistic “just testing his limits” -Markiplier

  • @tobi_beloved4701
    @tobi_beloved4701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When your sitting, crying in a corner when you see Gray has a new video
    You: ah yes, my daily dose of sataaaaaan

  • @sup3rn0va242
    @sup3rn0va242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was 5:12 for me that had me on the floor LMAO

  • @reginameyers
    @reginameyers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I feel like I won the lottery, but my monetary prize was a kick in the balls."
    OR
    you feel like you won the lottery, but the prize was getting stoned by your neighbors, and friends :D
    both sound just delightful

  • @akuku4519
    @akuku4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me: 😔
    Gray: Alright
    Me: 🙂

  • @thronezwei4412
    @thronezwei4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Wind turbines... LEAVE MY SOUL ALONE!"
    -- Gray, 2020.

  • @takikarin2330
    @takikarin2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Me: Gets a 0%
    The doctors that are measuring my temperature: 🗿

  • @mistermurm
    @mistermurm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:43 Gray turns on his auto-tune for the first time

  • @ChiliBurgerYT
    @ChiliBurgerYT ปีที่แล้ว

    11:54 The realization Gray has when he sees the windmills is just priceless!

  • @pipecleanermaster
    @pipecleanermaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alright, welcome back to the only TH-cam channel that has enough obligations to disprove the impossible that the meaning of impossibility itself breaks create creating a paradoxical logic black hole the destroys all reality, it’s graystillplays

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish Gary had a quote book

    • @TheKillian413
      @TheKillian413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      babeminzGirlsszz.space

  • @chrisfoxworth8592
    @chrisfoxworth8592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i feel like we need a fail counter including all the fails off camera for comedy.

  • @maskedshadow5365
    @maskedshadow5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a lovely day to procrastinate on looking for jobs, thank you Gray :D

  • @noxaragon3265
    @noxaragon3265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @12:33 "Whenever I can I try and go..WHAT THE HELL?!" 🤣
    ^Which I imagine is Gray's reaction to every board created for him 😆

  • @rachelsenf4826
    @rachelsenf4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray is filled with determination
    To a level i dont understand

  • @pipecleanermaster
    @pipecleanermaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And the second song sung by the legendary artist, graystillplays himself, was just released
    7:38

  • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
    @JamesThomas-cm2xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And the show goes on for the weak and strong! For the pain is never ending! All this pain for no cause! Agony is draining!

  • @thecard-shark1771
    @thecard-shark1771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I need to go bleachy eyes now..." GrayStillPlays 2020

  • @CranyUm
    @CranyUm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please keep playing these I love this game

  • @lateinthegame438
    @lateinthegame438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your awesome Gray!
    Your an inspiration for me to keep going with the tube.
    Thank you good sir!

  • @t-virusterrance4734
    @t-virusterrance4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hello, Humans.
    "We live in a rainbow of chaos."
    -Paul Cezanne
    TERRANCE OUT

  • @zionnemakoma1398
    @zionnemakoma1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am giving the quote "As someone whose blood type is Agony, I really enjoy that level of competence" to my OC who's the son of Tartarus

  • @Psionyc
    @Psionyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:34 - "Whenever I can, I try and go WHAT THE HELL, HOLY SHI-"

  • @Jensens_photography
    @Jensens_photography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you ready kids YES CAPTIAN i cant hear you YeS CaPtAiN 7:06 who lives in a pineapple under the sea

  • @berusthedestoyeryt1770
    @berusthedestoyeryt1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been binge watching all of your videos it actually makes me feel better

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Congratulations on trending for gaming! You're masochism is paying for once in your life!

  • @hksheretic
    @hksheretic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:43 Gray has finally been jailed for his countless virtual warcrimes

  • @Deram1Axres
    @Deram1Axres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gray "There is no spoon"
    Me who has been getting increasingly annoyed at why he keeps trying to jump over it: "Oh, he didn't realize it."

  • @scp05-redacted42
    @scp05-redacted42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:32
    He just sounds like a gremlin, and I keep rewatching that, because it keeps making me laugh much more then it should

  • @Just_Shaun
    @Just_Shaun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:33 ahhh, I felt that...

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gray: “My blood type is agony.”
    Me: “I thought your blood type was alcoholism.”
    Someone in the comments: “No, his blood type is 60 proof.”

    • @anirvanverma7720
      @anirvanverma7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong his blood type is masochism

    • @moonmistress8719
      @moonmistress8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually his new blood type is masochism

  • @aesirofgames
    @aesirofgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:33
    “Whenever I can I try and go *WHAT THE H%LL!”*

  • @macydaram2462
    @macydaram2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    when gray realizes that he landed in in a prison gray says "I'm home!"

  • @lurkygoat
    @lurkygoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At first I was not a fan o these. But now I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THEM
    pls help

  • @thevalhallasoldier5546
    @thevalhallasoldier5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:33 "whenever i can i try to go WHAT THE HELL" my new favorite quote