asking for bread on a thursday is like asking someone to cook a pizza. which you shouldn’t because they put it in the oven which means they are actually baking the pizza. next time, ask for bread on a saturday which is like taking someone out for dinner at applebees. if you’re lucky enough you’ll have some girl twice your age stare at you 70% of the time you are there. so, why would you bring a knife to a knife fight? that’s like asking for bread on a tuesday. not beneficial for the brain.
ay ay yo yo yo yo ay ay * i am not having a happy. * and it’s YOUR fault * you killed everyone i knew * i accidentally shrunk my brother’s jacket in the washing machine * because my brother got died * and you stole my MAGICAL CHEESE * i know you did it because that’s how smart i am *door closes* * cry about it * ok so this can go 2 ways * 1. you walk away 2. I walk walk your VFACE * and you wouldn’t want taht event to occur would you * ...would you *san s oh i guess you do want that event to occur yikes look like someone needs a CHILL PILL * you don’t have enough memory in your memory card you don’t mess with me or my magical bone knife of magic * pain bringing a knife to a knife fight is like asking for bread on a tuesday not beneficial for the brain * pain trapping 1 kid in a box winner gets a thousand dollars * watch out he might kill you wait i just realised the cheese was in my pocket the whole time look THE SKELETON HAS BEEN *ENRAGED* * oh no that guy is angry with * you now that my infinite food supply is gone what am i supposed to eat now? this gun? guns aren’t edible anymore * i don’t like red red is a bad colour oh yeah that was a sudden changes reference by that i mean ill suddenly change the colour of the sky * that’s a warning right maybe you just wanna know my life story too bad survive this tack * i feel like having a kitkat because of the square, 10 is 50 and continues to be quadratic triangles are a common cause of depression adios amigo you’re going to bazinga-land the kitkat is gone listen i dont like you but if you cool for like 5 seconds hthatd be great ‘ but sands qwhy am you asking now’ you may ask it’s because plot *pulls out gun* now press mercy button * pretend i said a funny and realtable thing here now you will proceed to laugh and then you will uh have a dance off ODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *sans gets hit* o u c h
"this is the part where i tell you how you could have fixed this by sparing, but thats a lie, instead ill just hack your minecraft acount"- DEEZ NU- wait i menat Distrust legend says that papyru is still gaming after the recovery center pro tip: minecraft
listen i dont like you but if you could put that knife down for like 10 seconds hthatd be great “but sands, qwhy are you asking now?” you may ask its because plot now press mercy button
Just something you might like to know about this sprite, one of his eyes is slightly more squinted than the other, just wanted to share that. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Or tell a lie and desert you (Reply if I got you)
"triangles are a common cause of depression. 10 and 50 continues to be quadratic. adios amigo, your going to bazinga-land."
bringing a knife to a knife fight is like asking for bread on a tuesday
not beneficial for the brain
i vouch to this
sans when papyrus dies: meh ok who cares
sans when the cheez disappears: R E A L S H I T
well the cheese is his infinite food supply, he can't get that back
but papyrus, eh, he can just go back to the papyrus recovery center(tm)
@@sansgaming.mp4 true..
“You don’t mess with me or my magical bone knife… of magic.”-Distrust Sans
The best quote in this phase:
"Triangles are a common cause of depression"
10 is 50 and continues to be quadratic
adios amigo your going to bazinga land
kitkat moment (
real)
oh hey, its that guy who makes scenexe tanks and complains about the test servers being down, hi
As someone who has seen triangles i can confirm i'm depressed
"Trapping one kid in a box. Winner gets a thousand dollars."
How well this has aged
"Bringing a knife to a knife fight is like asking for bread on tuesday...
Not benefitial for your brain"
I love how the comments are nothing but Snas quotes completely out of context and that just enrichens the experience.
"this can go 1 of 2 ways.
1. you walk away.
2. I walk on ur VFACE"
-distrust san s
best part 1:27 for those who like that part of the music
magical bone knife
of magic
no its a cheese triangle
Ok but when did I say I wasn't gonna shoot you? -Distrust sans
2 years and im still listening to this
absolute peak
now that my infinite food supply is gone
what i am supposed to eat now?
this gun? guns aren't ediable anymore
*G U N*
@@Murderer_Sans triangles are a common cause of depression.
Also triangle: you're pointless.
"Anymore"
"Ediable"
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS
A CHILL PILL
Gun
Sans nooooo
*machine gun noises*
It's been 2 years it still slaps
@@UJDInsanity woa its insanity sans from undertale judgement day (also didnt expect it already 2 years and yea this still slaps fr)
The best theme in the game.
Papyrus has better theme
Wait… which Papyrus?
The original one or the one from this game?
@@ronaldbrandonmartija5587 Good point.
This game is a legend. We want more!
adios amigo, you’re going to bazinga-land
bro this fangame is the funniest one I've ever played. It's even funnier then the original game itself
This and la jupo, probably the best UT fangames ive played.
Or maybe you just wanna know my life story.
Too bad, survive this TACK.
I feel like having
a kitkat
Sans: "what am I supposed to eat, this gun? guns arent edible anymore."
"Trapping one kid in a box"
"Winner gets a thousand dollars."
This was used for a Pm 6:06 fangame!
Bro i have been looking for this
“Listen I don’t like you”
- Distrust Sans
0:01 no way promised sans with a knife1!1!1!1!111!!11111!1!1!
aw hell nah the reverse epic! sans with a sharp cheese cutting object
@@molltussman fr ujd insanity sans told me distrust the cooler edition look like promised fr
asking for bread on a thursday is like asking someone to cook a pizza. which you shouldn’t because they put it in the oven which means they are actually baking the pizza. next time, ask for bread on a saturday which is like taking someone out for dinner at applebees. if you’re lucky enough you’ll have some girl twice your age stare at you 70% of the time you are there. so, why would you bring a knife to a knife fight? that’s like asking for bread on a tuesday. not beneficial for the brain.
"Trapping 1 kid in a box
Winner gets 1000 dollars"
San
S
Diznuzt best au :I. Nice music
Лучшие моменты 00:11 , 1:27 , 1:05 , 3:15
ay ay yo yo
yo yo ay ay
* i am not having a happy.
* and it’s YOUR fault
* you killed everyone i knew
* i accidentally shrunk my brother’s jacket in the washing machine
* because my brother got died
* and you stole my MAGICAL CHEESE
* i know you did it because that’s how smart i am
*door closes*
* cry about it
* ok so this can go 2 ways
* 1. you walk away
2. I walk walk your VFACE
* and you wouldn’t want taht event to occur would you
* ...would you
*san
s
oh
i guess you do want that event to occur
yikes
look like someone needs
a CHILL PILL
* you don’t have enough memory in your memory card
you don’t mess with me or my magical bone knife
of magic
* pain
bringing a knife to a knife fight is like asking for bread on a tuesday
not beneficial for the brain
* pain
trapping 1 kid in a box
winner gets a thousand dollars
* watch out he might kill you
wait i just realised
the cheese was in my pocket the whole time look
THE SKELETON HAS BEEN
*ENRAGED*
* oh no that guy is angry with
* you
now that my infinite food supply is gone
what am i supposed to eat now?
this gun? guns aren’t edible anymore
* i don’t like red
red is a bad colour
oh yeah that was a sudden changes reference
by that i mean ill suddenly change the colour of the sky
* that’s a warning right
maybe you just wanna know my life story
too bad survive this tack
* i feel like having
a kitkat
because of the square, 10 is 50 and continues to be quadratic
triangles are a common cause of depression
adios amigo you’re going to bazinga-land
the kitkat is gone
listen i dont like you
but if you cool for like 5 seconds
hthatd be great
‘ but sands qwhy am you asking now’ you may ask
it’s because plot
*pulls out gun*
now press mercy button
* pretend i said a funny and realtable thing here now you will proceed to laugh and then you will
uh
have a dance off
ODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*sans gets hit*
o u c h
the skeleton has been ENGAGED
He forgot he has the cheese 🧀
oh ye i forgot.
@@Murderer_Sans No i meant
distrust sans not you
Distrust: NOooOOOOooO MA CHEZ
HoW CoUlD I ForGoR YoU
@@fs-sans lol
@@stupid_birds lol wtf
1:06 is damn fire 🔥
"this is the part where i tell you how you could have fixed this by sparing, but thats a lie, instead ill just hack your minecraft acount"- DEEZ NU- wait i menat Distrust
legend says that papyru is still gaming after the recovery center
pro tip: minecraft
Trapping 1 kid in a box.... winner gets a thousand dollars
-cooler distrust sans
snas:wat did u do to my chez?
frick:ı used to chez burgir
Oh I guess you do want that event to occur…..
yikes
2:54 abgerny
Looks like someone needs a CHILL PILL
listen i dont like you
but if you could put that knife down for like 10 seconds
hthatd be great
“but sands, qwhy are you asking now?” you may ask
its because plot
now press mercy button
im not having a happy.... and its YOUR fault
I guess you do want that event to occur
*y i k e s*
this is so real chat
2:55 The skeleton has been…
*E N G A G E D*
(But also Kit Kat)
you don't have enough memory in the memory card
Yo music is by Haloboi3
K thx
san
s
Potato
Where v1?
:great:'s theme wtf?!?!?!?!?!
Kit Kat
i found the cheese 🧀
Just something you might like to know about this sprite, one of his eyes is slightly more squinted than the other, just wanted to share that.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Or tell a lie and desert you
(Reply if I got you)
Bruh
I .... believed inn you ... **le turn to sand**
I got Rick rolled!!!?
When the imposter IS a bit sus🙂🙂
godamnit I got rick rolled
I expected a rickroll. That was abnormally long so you did not get me no matter what.
Trap one kid in the box
Winner get 1000 dollars
By the wey his nam is "san s"
s
chedda
I don't like this version of distrust to be real it takes the all serious away
Its not serious game tho
Well segasonic did same for the distrust 1
Its besically joke game like green san
@@Murderer_Sans That doesn't mean it has to be
that's the point
Bro what the fuck is this😭😭😭
Kit Kat