Ohio Valley style is still my favorite. Something about it when I visited and the history. I've been craving that pizza for 10 years now, hope to go back!
Exactly, easy play when the owner doesn’t know who Dave is. And it doesn’t help when the person who doesn’t know said code unknowingly shoots themselves in the foot and confirms it’s not pizza.
Surprise, *7.1* is a GREAT score for that style of pizza. That score, along with the amazing dish drops by their spokesman feller, makes me want to come eat there several times!
I live in Chicago and I wouldn't even touch the crap that is "Chicago Tavern Style" and the abomination that is "Chicago Deep Dish". Fortunately, there are good NY style places and a great Neapolitan style place; I just go there for my pizza.
That guy is the definition of prepared. As someone often not prepared, I’m extremely impressed. I’ll def have nightmares of missing a college final tonight.
what a great vid, that guy minding the business for his friends seemed like a great guy, they definitely deserved the 7.1 overall. The shalom guy was serious vibes haha, with the wad of cash too ha
@@whitesox452 I also said Falco’s which is on the south side. Both are great pizzas. Yea one is more central I guess but that doesn’t mean it’s not good pizza. Get at me lol. Calm down fella
Tom’s Farms Pizza - Temescal Valley, CA. Best pizza in SoCal. Check it out Dave, little to no flop and great flavor but not too rich for your sensitive taste buds.
That hurt my soul lmao he wasn't even pronouncing them right. So many good places! Fox's, Rosati's, Barraco's, Nancy's, Papa Joe's, Little Joe's, Italian Villa, Great American, just to name a few 🔥
“What are you guys known for?” Is code for, “this pizza does not look that good “
All the Chicago ones are a fucking trip 😂
Ohio Valley style is still my favorite. Something about it when I visited and the history. I've been craving that pizza for 10 years now, hope to go back!
Exactly, easy play when the owner doesn’t know who Dave is.
And it doesn’t help when the person who doesn’t know said code unknowingly shoots themselves in the foot and confirms it’s not pizza.
@@ryankelly0028 don't think they need the help, pizza is for the kiddos.
Surprise, *7.1* is a GREAT score for that style of pizza. That score, along with the amazing dish drops by their spokesman feller, makes me want to come eat there several times!
Come to the burbs, we got Pizza Hut, Dominos, Fazoli's just to name a few.
😄 I don't know why this made me laugh the way it did, but thanks.
😂
Fazoli’s makes pizza? I love their pasta and their unlimited breadsticks 👌
"You absolutely HAVE to try the Sbarro's in Schaumburg!"
@@damitzdesign Define... "makes"
One Shalom everyone knows the rules
EVERYBODY*
wouldn't be a chicago pizza review without the supporting cost.
"would ya just look at it!"
he has his own mossad agent "watch u all the time" 😂
comedic relief.
Inflation is not only affecting the economy, but the scoring as well.
“What’s the go to dish?”
Response: names the entire menu
Except pizza 😂
bro is old school marketing
@@AcmeRocket - Don't go there for the pizza, looked like trash.
That was a 6.4 at best js
yup, forced 7.1
Accurate.
Add sausage and pepperoni it's a 7.2.
notice he dropped the "looks better on the bottom than on the top" trying to save the rep with that pressured score.
I live in Chicago and I wouldn't even touch the crap that is "Chicago Tavern Style" and the abomination that is "Chicago Deep Dish". Fortunately, there are good NY style places and a great Neapolitan style place; I just go there for my pizza.
2:08 Adam Sandler cameo 😂
That guy from the suburbs buys his shirts where Dragon pizza guy buys his.
If one of those buttons pops somebody getting a gunshot wound....
underrated comment !!
They still sell affliction shirts?
"i'm from the suburbs" hey man, we can tell
he belongs in the city...boystown
what a random ass thing to say. thats my new go to when i meet people.
nah, we can't
If Naperville was a person
We got this little joint called Pizza Hut, ya ever heard of it?
This month is the anniversary of the Dragon Pizza review, still the best ever. Dom of the Year.
Every now and then I like to see that episode. I always feel better after watching it for some reason.
That geek at the end, lmao. I bet if someone asked him a good cheeseburger spot he'd say McDonalds and Burger King.
lol so nervous his wires were crossed
Dudes still rocking affliction too lol
Come out to the suburbs, we've got some great Mom n Pop shops like Walmart and Home Depot. Support local business!
He was just a little starstruck I think. He's excited to meet him and his brain just responds on auto pilot.
Nice of this guy to represent this place for the owners out of town
And he knows and loves the menu too. I do too after listening to the choices lol
NO, FUCKING, SHOT that's a 7.1. If that is a point over 6 I'd be surprised.
Ya like WTF, no fucking way, pandering.
SUPRISE! It's a 7.1 👀
It looked bad.
@@catseyes2334 bro it looks like frozen pizza if I've ever seen one. Shit, I've seen frozen pizza come out the oven better than that!
He’s lost it. Might as well give it up now.
Richard Simmons' spirit lives on. 🙏🙏
All around awkward video
You’re face is awkward
Douche bag didn’t help😂
i felt like i was in a bad dream. a lot of different voices from all angles
@yanks1359 *You are = you're*...you are face is awkward... is what you just said. N
You need to go back to grade school.
It contains some classick elements..
That last button on that dudes shirt was hanging on by a thread literally 😂
It will have an eye out if it gives up....under more pressure than that billionaires Titanic submarine
The guy came back to ride dave in the suburbs. “Everyone knows the rule’s”
Dave: We got a lot in common.
Random guy: I live in the suburbs.
EVERYBODY*
@@D.H.1987Let’s go
OMG< where is the laugh emoji when I need it.....LOLOL
Can we just appreciate how Barstool doesnt force us to watch ads?
I absolutely love it!
Thanks Dave 🍕
Nobody in this clip was originally from Chicago
😂
Except for the douchebag guy
the guy who yelled duchebag was the only authentic one 😂
@@ReedLarson-tu6jcdidn’t honk before screaming, 6/10 Chicago score. Probably from Irving Park
3:41 "I live in the suburbs" lol
"Ok."
That gay Jew pulls up and gets more pics the 2nd time lol
One gay jew everybody knows the rules
hahahahahahaha
:(
😅😅
Shalom :)
Would you like at that, a shoutout for Ed Bassmaster. Unreal
psh
*look
"Not on my worst day pal"
I’ll tell you this, I’m not impressed
Bartle doo!
When you ask, “What would you recommend to me?” Then they proceed to name off literally every dish on the menu besides pizza🤣
That guys creepier than “what are the chances Jonah.” At least he was going to see Ed Bassmaster.
Dude seems like an EBM character 😂
What are the odds, though?
Ed Bassmaster…Psssshhh
yeah but what are the chances !!
Dude at the end looks like a real life family guy character lol
Yes! Nothing better than a one bite sh!t show! anything over 3 mins is always gold
I just feel like I just watched some B-roll for Love on the Spectrum.
one of the best moments in One Bite in a LOOOOONGGGGGG TIME
That pizza might as well been a giant round saltine with cheese slathered all over it.
More like a matza. Getting ready for Shabatt.
That "shalom" was awkward as hell.
But very funny
It was suburban based asf. Shalom mfer.
Dude: “everything but the pizza is good”
Other dude(?): “come to the burbs we have every chain that started in the city”
Dave is such a nice guy!!! That gentleman from the suburbs was lovely (very respectful) - Hoping Dave comes back to Toronto!!!
Careful Scotty, that guys Affliction shirt is about to pop a button!!!
3:32 Those buttons are fighting for their life.
This place is not known for their pizzas. Whoever recommended this to Dave was grossly misinformed.
I feel that score went up to not look like a “d-bag” hahaha it did not look like a 7.1
I wonder how that illumanotti’s spot is 😂
"I live in the suburbs" 😂😂
A button up Affliction shirt in 2024 is a bold move.
Dave REACHED DEEP to get em in the 7's. What a guy.
The pizza looks like an abomination (4.5?)
7.1 is off the rails…I know the rules.
Yeah, that looks nasty. Just a pure undercooked mess of thick cheese.
This entire channel is Dave crumbling under owners hovering over him. 7.1 and 7.4 are his "this pizza is shit and the owner is beside me" ratings
@@mtbgeologist too bad too, because the legit 7’s get lumped in with the swill.
Looked fine
@@mtbgeologistthat spoils everything though
@2:08 the Dragon Pizza guy returns
Dragon pizza is pretty good
100%
@@MrBud85 He's a douchebag
Dudes riding around on bikes yelling "douchebag," everyone knows the rules.
EVERYBODY*
@@D.H.1987 but D.H.1987
That guy is the definition of prepared. As someone often not prepared, I’m extremely impressed. I’ll def have nightmares of missing a college final tonight.
That guy was the real life jonah hill from wallstreet.
With a dragon pizza 3x too small going on..
GET THE LUDES!
Scott, "if you had to pick one thing here what would it be?"
backup owner, "the menu."
The guy tells him 20 dishes that they’re known for, none of them pizza… not a great setup for a high score 😂
He was bracing for impact for sure. He was being an apologist for the pizza no doubt.
“Oh so we have a lot in common then.”
“We do… I live in the suburbs”
“Ok”
This is why I watch.
Tell that man get a bigger shirt .. dude shopping at baby gap lmao
that Affliction shirt...amazing theyre still around
That's a sneaky good pizza hiding the cool crust under 2 tons of cheese. LOL If it's tasty...oh yeah, love that style!!
😂 Dave asking what your go to dish is is a nice way of saying "This isn't the greatest".
Great spokeman holding down the fort
Customer: How much cheese do you put on your pizzas?
Mart Anthony's: Yes
The d-bag shoutout took at least 2 points off the score 😂
One bite everybody knows you don’t eat pizza on the Sabbath
The sun is not down in his video. So, it's not shabbat yet. Shalom
If that guy really watched Dave all the time, he would know that he has already tried Lou Malnati’s.
The suburbs…😂. Let’s hit up Papa John’s, Dominos, and Pizza Hut while we’re at it…this guy made the review…lol!
Dude from the suburbs doesn't know his shxt. Rosati's, Aurelio's, Moretti's....but nooooo...Lou Malnati's 😅
I had to pause and it was only half way done. This video felt like an episode of Seinfeld, it had everything 😂
The comments here are better than the pizza and the chaos in that video!
Bravos in nyc near union sq is by far one of my favorite pizzas they’re garlick Knox are also worth trying
I didn’t know what was about to happen with that fan but they actually seemed pretty cool and respectful 😂
1:01 "great fillet"
Groupie: ‘ I live in the suburbs’
Dave: ‘ok’
Dave Hates Tavern Style Pizza !!! 😅😅😅
Because it is overrated shit. In my 3 years living in Chicago, I have learned that Chicagoan's have no fucking clue what good pizza is.
Because it sucks. Pizza isn't supposed to be a cracker.
what a great vid, that guy minding the business for his friends seemed like a great guy, they definitely deserved the 7.1 overall. The shalom guy was serious vibes haha, with the wad of cash too ha
I don't know if they have A LOT in common. 😳
He lives in the suburbs… what else do you want?
Hilarious comment
Did that guy say he was on the way to see Ed Bassmaster???!!!😂😂😂
even though he had 5 "i love yous" he will remember the guy who said "douche bag" way more
Most random interactions award goes to Chicago hands down. 😂
One zesty guy who watches dave all the time, but recommends come to the burbs for Lou Malnati's, everybody knows he doesn't watch Dave all the time.
The Affliction shirt was everything it needed to be.
VALET service guy was a 9.3. Pizza was a 6.8. Everybody knows the rules.
EVERYBODY*
@D.H.1987 good call. Corrected. Bourbon is hitting good tonight lol
Loved the suburbs guy. He seems like an awesome dude
Bro. Can we tell these owners and employees to stay out of the video?
The guy was neither😂
He was the substitute owner
He gets a pass. He was stepping in for the owner. Random shalom guy was cringe though.
@@KeystoneCapper the random shalom guy made the video uncomfortable and awkward.
The shalom guy made this video 🙌🙌🤣🤣
I didn’t expect that guy to have a great smile
Go to Falco’s In Chicago. It’s on the south side though Honestly the suburbs do have better pizza.
name a spot
@@whitesox452 Maciano's Pizza. It’s honestly better if you ask well done but it’s still really good. Plus the mozzarella cheese sticks are really good
@@ifryday833 You said the suburbs, that's borderline central Illinois
@@whitesox452 borderline.. you can go to Chicago From Naperville/Aurora in 40 minutes. Don’t act like it’s not close!
@@whitesox452 I also said Falco’s which is on the south side. Both are great pizzas. Yea one is more central I guess but that doesn’t mean it’s not good pizza. Get at me lol. Calm down fella
I loved that interaction.
Am I the only one that hits “like” before the video even starts just so my TH-cam algorithm knows what’s up? Lmaooo
Simp
I always hit dislike 🎉
@@donwen6313 hater
The stalker vibes and the homie wirh the whole menu memorized is gonna make this review an instant classic! Thats 5 i love yous and 1 douchebag! 😂
4:55 video? I call either a 7.2 or a 7.3. Everyone knows the rules!
EVERYBODY*
Bro the buttons on that guys shirt are ready to pop off at any moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They got a good white fish, guys.
This isn't your father's fried haddock.
The Shalom guy is a great hype man! You should take him around with you!
Such a nice man
When the pizza is stiff as a board, so is Capitan Dave ⛵️ ⚓️
Tom’s Farms Pizza - Temescal Valley, CA. Best pizza in SoCal. Check it out Dave, little to no flop and great flavor but not too rich for your sensitive taste buds.
Yes it's always cheese
That’s lame.
Idk why but i love that the man in the car called him david
Affliction..what?? I thought the last Affliction shirt was in a museum. And a flamboyant jew wearing it? Fabulous. It writes itself.
That guy is a great spokesman for the joint. Awesome
We wanted to hear more from the valet! Everybody knows the rules!
The absolute silent vacuum of sound created by the zero crunch when he took a bite was deafening
come to the suburbs for Lou Malnati's, Giordano's, and Gino's east 💀
That hurt my soul lmao he wasn't even pronouncing them right. So many good places! Fox's, Rosati's, Barraco's, Nancy's, Papa Joe's, Little Joe's, Italian Villa, Great American, just to name a few 🔥
3:41 - “I live in the suburbs”
Dave - “ok”
Was that Sal from impractical jokers i think it was ...............
😆 🤣 "If ur keepin score, thats 5 I love yous and 1 deuchebag
That's 5 "I love you..."
and 1 "Douchebag!"
Add another Douchebag for me!
The strength of the buttons on that guys shirt 💪 💪 💪
looks like microwaved tombstone
Exactly. 7.1 was generous.