I love it when mr socks said "Aboba get them!" then proceeded to let aboba lose on the field dealing TA damage to all enemies, he then proceeded to meet yae who said "Touch my tuh? umm tuh." truly one of the stunlocks of all time om
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zy0x. I try to play Diluc. He touches my tail. I try to play yoimiya. He touches my tail. I try to play Hu tao. He touches my tail. I want to play Klee. Her best rotation has tail touching. I want to play Raiden, Childe, they both want to touch my tail. He grabs me by my tail. I ta for him. I ABOBA for him. He isn't satisfied. I give him my twitch prime. "I don't need this spare change" He tells me. "Let me touch your tail." He grabs Yae Miko and forces her to show her tail. "Fishcl is much better. But she doesn't have a tail". I can't let him touch my tail. I don't let anyone touch it. He grabs it anyway. I say "Uh, no". "Guess this is the end." He grabs his tacet field. He says "Baldness, get em". There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no ICD desire for tail touching. What a cruel world.
@@Jun-Jun-06 tbh I’m a zy0x clip watcher, I am 98% sure it’s a ZZZ joke as there is a voice line that goes “touch my tail? Uh… no” in the game - hope it helps!
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home?
I legit thought the audio hardware software clip was old because I remembered him describing it in the same way as he did now. Apparently I wasn't wrong and how did he fuck it up the same way AGAIN om.
As a player from New Zealand, (below aussie for those who dont know) i can confirm that i was banned from valorant for being "afk" but it was just bc my ping was like a million
Take your GoXLR to an electronics shop, like one that repairs computers and stuff. Willing to bet the USB header just snapped off and someone with the proper soldering equipment/skill can replace it for cheap. Someone like Louis Rossmann.
I recently got it from the new banner after years of c3 with jade spear. It was honestly an underwhelming upgrade because I had to readjust my crit to maintain above 80%. It was definitely better but not that huge of an upgrade to be throwing pulls on that damned weapon banner.
gen question, it took me so long to figure out that the "discord kitten spear" meant the kitain cross spear, why does bro call it that? is it cuz of the name?
13:17 ok i see people saying CWoF. Or EoSF. Like bro who tf says emblem of severed fates that you're saying EoSF. Just say emblem. Or crimson witch. Why the fuck are you doing that
engulfing lightning isn't worth for raiden shogun it is worth it for xiangling though edit: I commented this before watching the video and the joke showed in the video no less than 5 seconds in im truly unoriginal
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
Zy0x take about Nahida is correct. Also the chatter who said it was bad that she was a child model AND paper white. Literally no one wanted this but we're stuck with it, AND she's meta. -.-
Ok You can have whatever take but like come on. Nahida is perfect and you know it. Zyox "bad takes" is funny most of the time but it gets annoying for me when I disagree and he pushes it too much. All good tho this dude is hilarious
Touch my crit? Um def
Uhm... EM
@@pulsar9537as a dendro main i wish...
I love it when mr socks said "Aboba get them!" then proceeded to let aboba lose on the field dealing TA damage to all enemies, he then proceeded to meet yae who said "Touch my tuh? umm tuh." truly one of the stunlocks of all time om
Hawk TA
Zy0x brainrot
Ta is ta and ta is not aboba
Edit: touch my tuh? Uhm tuh
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zy0x. I try to play Diluc. He touches my tail. I try to play yoimiya. He touches my tail. I try to play Hu tao. He touches my tail. I want to play Klee. Her best rotation has tail touching. I want to play Raiden, Childe, they both want to touch my tail. He grabs me by my tail. I ta for him. I ABOBA for him. He isn't satisfied. I give him my twitch prime. "I don't need this spare change" He tells me. "Let me touch your tail." He grabs Yae Miko and forces her to show her tail. "Fishcl is much better. But she doesn't have a tail". I can't let him touch my tail. I don't let anyone touch it. He grabs it anyway. I say "Uh, no". "Guess this is the end." He grabs his tacet field. He says "Baldness, get em". There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no ICD desire for tail touching. What a cruel world.
This is genuinely incomprehensible to anyone who isn't brainrotted
Whats up guuuys, today we touch my tail
UM… NO
@@jaeinn2820 ONE... NO
Can someone explain what this means ? ik it's probably some meme but I need context fr
@@Jun-Jun-06 tbh I’m a zy0x clip watcher, I am 98% sure it’s a ZZZ joke as there is a voice line that goes “touch my tail? Uh… no” in the game - hope it helps!
@@Jun-Jun-06 Ellen joe from ZZZ most known for saying “Touch my tail, uh no.”
THE ONLY THING THAT'S NOT ENGULFING IS HIS HAIR LMAO
Charmony my dove? Um, no
Harmony my dove? One, in
Google trying to translate peak brainrot
the guy in the reddit throwing the artifacts to get one moment of attention from zyox is the saddest and most idiotic thing I've ever seen
Huge respect to you Impacz for organising the charity ❤
Truly the goat of genshin cc
@@Kkuroshiro agreed
There is an old saying goes like this: "All polearms leads to Xiangling"
@@maxenite Aware
All xianglings lead back to 1010 ICANT
@@shutdahellup69420 Xiao
thanks for another fundraiser! i love the idea of someone pausing zy0x mid-moan to donate money to a good cause
ta my ta? tuh, ta.
ʇɐ ɯɐ ʇɐ? nɥɯ ʇɐ
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home?
Just finished binge watching previous videos and you dropped another one. Really grateful for these thank you for your service
I bloomed to this video
i bloomed to this commeng
Touch my tail? Um no
I legit thought the audio hardware software clip was old because I remembered him describing it in the same way as he did now. Apparently I wasn't wrong and how did he fuck it up the same way AGAIN om.
Why is dr.disrespect in the description 😂😂
He isn’t a legal pdf but what he did is still just weird.
As a player from New Zealand, (below aussie for those who dont know) i can confirm that i was banned from valorant for being "afk" but it was just bc my ping was like a million
Touch my tenz? Retired (yes I can't move on)
touch my tail? um yes
Why is your tail in front.
@@songvumail gayge clap
@@songvumail gayge clap
Ta duh! Barbara's here
OMG NEW DAILY DOSE OF ZYOX VIDEO IM BLOOMING
i love how zy0x indirectly revealed that hes a Kurtis Conner fan
engulfing for Raiden? uhm no (its for Xiangling)
honestly… idk how i got here. i cant even remember the first video i watched but now im making waffles with zyox videos in the background lmao
10:50 okay that has kinda disgusting (insinuate "maybe thats your cup of tea" ew), he knows that chatter didn't mean that, c'mon
AINTNOWAY it’s playstation fundraiser
oh my god I'm engulfing my lightning
0:44 he fucked the usb port CAUGHT ! AWARE.
Chad clipper we love to see support for 🍉
Take your GoXLR to an electronics shop, like one that repairs computers and stuff. Willing to bet the USB header just snapped off and someone with the proper soldering equipment/skill can replace it for cheap. Someone like Louis Rossmann.
actual gigachad during the nahida convo
no one tell him about zzzs main art director if nahida gets him like this COOKED
Manifesting for a 5 star skin Dendro mommy (coping)
I need overdose pt5 ABOBA TA
7:30 damn the monitor trump-ifies people thats crazy
touch my catch? um crescent pike
all 5* polearm you pull is for xiangling unless its hp or def
14:25 Umm no
you didn't have to call out doctors like that let us live in denial ...
10:30 - the bozos who said "yes" in chat are immediate suspects ICANT
it gets good here 20:58
Got Engulfing in 2 pulls. I’m looking forward to ascending it soon for my lvl 90, triple crowned Xiangling 😈🐻🔥
I become extremely sad when i hear the outro music start
10:12 God I wish she was playable. Exploring as a child model feels awful. We haven’t got a Dendro mommy until now (2 years since Sumeru came out)
Emilie in shambles rn
@@Ragoulas Who? Jk
That’s like calling Kokomi a mommy, that’s just me
@@Ragoulas is she really mommy... I see her more as serval sorta
@@copiumhsrgi tf is a serval?
@@Ragoulas star rail character, imo she's not mommy either, but she isn't teen archetype either
i like how the thumbnail changed from shogun to XL
thank you for doing a fundraiser
Why he doesn't ask for endgame content in contexto? He probably spends more time in it than in genshin om
5:05 Look at Honkai Star Rail Gameplay it's just ... PEAK!!
I recently got it from the new banner after years of c3 with jade spear. It was honestly an underwhelming upgrade because I had to readjust my crit to maintain above 80%. It was definitely better but not that huge of an upgrade to be throwing pulls on that damned weapon banner.
15:40 average daily dose of zy0x bad take, nothing new here
gen question, it took me so long to figure out that the "discord kitten spear" meant the kitain cross spear, why does bro call it that? is it cuz of the name?
nvm i found the clip, bro is just goofy aware
Imo, yes. Just because getting it will also free the catch for Xiangling.
2:07
I watch this channel on my TV bruh 😭🤣
No It's not, but you know what's worth? Touching your tail
no kids should stay hungry 😊
no, kids should stay hungry 💀
I love the channel banner
xiangling .... agane
nghhhhhhh new xyoxz vid 😩
zy0x likes to engayge with his viewers
No my ta? Umm, Tail.
13:17 ok i see people saying CWoF. Or EoSF. Like bro who tf says emblem of severed fates that you're saying EoSF. Just say emblem. Or crimson witch. Why the fuck are you doing that
3:10 TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I got engulfing because drip and she can engulf my lightning
what did jiaoqiu do…
what if it was ABOBA adventure 2 battle and they had a ta garden instead
Tuh tu ta? Tuh, toe
2:26 😂
I like Jiaoqiu design enough but I completely agree. Jiaoqiu is bar none the most punchable character. Bro beated Misha and Mika for me
hello daily dose of zy0x, how are you?
What is the outro music?
Hes so real about nahida like he only spoke raw facts there
engulfing lightning isn't worth for raiden shogun
it is worth it for xiangling though
edit: I commented this before watching the video and the joke showed in the video no less than 5 seconds in
im truly unoriginal
is it just me cause 1080p looks like 720p??
or is my monitor cooked
Ta is ta and ta is not aboba
Edit: touch my tuh? Uhm tuh
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
hi daily dose ta, just curious, who does the fundraiser money go to?
Palestinian children it's literally in the name
@@TrapConnoisseur. wait what where I don't see it. Anyway that's goated
oh wait I can't donate, its region locked, so I don't see it
some mf said f2p envi mic
Tf is a kitten spear?
kitain crossspear
meow spear
Kit ta n spear OM
Meow feng
Discord mod spear
Why is this tagged as Fundraiser ABOBA
tuh my ta? ta.
tuh my ta? okay.
Zy0x take about Nahida is correct. Also the chatter who said it was bad that she was a child model AND paper white. Literally no one wanted this but we're stuck with it, AND she's meta. -.-
Zy0x about Jaoqiu :(
chills
Did zyox use sanctifying elixir
Not yet I think he’s like 5 minutes of exploration away for the last elixir tho (which might just turn into 2 hours of yapping on stream)
ta my ta, uh ta
yeah my yeah, uh yeah
Fundraiser?
waste of primo?um no
some hangouts are really good but you people just dont have taste
Ok You can have whatever take but like come on. Nahida is perfect and you know it. Zyox "bad takes" is funny most of the time but it gets annoying for me when I disagree and he pushes it too much. All good tho this dude is hilarious
Nah he’s spitting and he’s actually beating “He hates women” allegations
tahi
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See
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Early ta
2:55 as an Australia, what is he yapping about, EU is literally worse ping than NA is to us, why would you ever play EU