Every Swear in The Magnus Archives (ish)
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- A few things:
1) This is, unfortunately, not quite comprehensive. I relied heavily on the unofficial TMA Transcript Archive while collecting these clips, and I only found out after the fact that those transcripts are based on auto-generated subtitles- which in some cases censor harsher language. As a result, there are a few missing here and there, but this is as close to every swear as I could feasibly get.
2) The swears were never intended to sync up with the music, the few spots where that happened are pure coincidence and it's amazing.
3) F in the chat for the "cock" in MAG 103 that didn't get included, partially because 11 categories wouldn't be symmetrical and partially because in that context it wasn't really used as a swear.
4) Special shoutout to Cass for providing episode lists for a few of the words, Saj and Haley for their graphic design help, Lottie for accidentally providing the funniest thumbnail I've ever had, and the rest of the DMFZ server for their input on multiple aspects of this project.
Audio used is from The Magnus Archives (by Rusty Quill), with music by Jacques Offenbach. - บันเทิง
character swear count
Jon: 44
Martin: 29
Basira: 13
Melanie: 11
Georgie: 9
Tim: 7
Daisy: 5
Trevor: 3
The Inspector: 2
Sasha: 1
Elias: 1
Gertrude: 1
Arthur: 1
Eric: 1
Jordan: 1
Tessa: 1
Jess: 1
Thanks!
To be fair though, some of Jon's swears have been from statements and not directly from him.
This comment is still a blessing though
@@minty7945 i considered only counting the ones he was saying as him but then i realized i would have to count a bunch of random statement givers and i cant put myself through that 😔
Okay, I couldn’t help myself, so here we go.
*Jon*
Shit: 9 (4 from statements)
Ass: 15 (13 from statements)
Fuck: 5
Bastard: 7 (All from statements)
Arse: 4 (3 from statements)
Dick: 2 (1 from statement)
Prick: 2 (1 from statement)
*Martin*
Shit: 18
Fuck: 2
Bastard: 1
Arse: 2
Dick: 3 (1 from statement)
Prick: 2
Bugger: 1
*Basira*
Shit: 7
Fuck: 3
Arse: 1
Prick: 1
Bitch: 1
*Melanie*
Shit: 5
Ass: 1
Fuck: 2
Bastard: 1
Arse: 2
*Georgie*
Shit: 2
Fuck: 1
Bastard: 1
Arse: 1
Dick: 3
Bitch: 1
*Tim*
Shit: 3
Ass: 1
Fuck: 3
*Daisy*
Shit: 2
Ass: 1
Bastard: 2
*Trevor*
Fuck: 2
Bitch: 1
*The Inspector*
Fuck: 1
Tit: 1
*Sasha*
Bitch: 1
*Elias*
Shit: 1
*Gertrude*
Bastard: 1 (from statement)
*Arthur*
Shit: 1
*Eric*
Dick: 1
*Jordan*
Bastard: 1
*Tessa*
Ass: 1
*Jess*
Shit: 1
Note that when I say something is from a statement, I mean statements other people gave that the character is reading aloud, not that character’s own statement.
Also, taking that into account, that means Jon swore on his own only 15 times, meaning Martin is the character who has swore on his own the most.
@@rubyj3287 Damn, Martin has a dirty mouth, who would've thought?
But seriously good job, everyone, for these detailed lists.
"our characters aren't particularly... swear-y!" says the man whose character swore the most
well to be fair a lot of that was just due to sheer amount of screen time his character had
I mean he is the main character
All statement swears are in his voice, so yeah.
Jonny did say he, personally, swears a lot and the main reason he had to tone it down is because Alex feared demonetisation because apparently faint-hearted Spotify doesn’t like swearing as much as Jonny 😂
That’s what I remember from the Q&A at least, which is, I think, also why Jonny immediately starts cackling as the question comes up
Hearing Martin repeatedly shouting "shit" over the sound of gunfire and bagpipes is one of the best things I've ever heard. I can't wait to get to that episode
So did you get there yet Papa?
Couple months ago. It was as great as I expected. Still haven't finished season 5 tho
@@TheNotoriousLARGE oh no I’m taking the duty to check up on you since you’ve probably finished it by now, are you ok?
@@majjonga
Actually, I haven't finished it. I've been on episode 170/80-something for about two or three months
@@TheNotoriousLARGE welp get ready because 200 is a doozy
“YOULL SAY ‘BLIMEY’ AND YOULL BE GLAD OF IT! MAYBE A ‘DARN’ IF YOURE FEELING *LUCKY.* ”
Martin's last "Bastard" still hurts
Yeah......it just feels different from the rest
yeah
Yeah :')
Still crying
Knew it was coming, sobbed anyway
Jon’s panicked “SHIT-“ from ep 78 is probably my favorite, I can’t remember the context for “FUCK YOU YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE TIT-“ KILLED me LMAO
It sounded like Tim and I'm excited to get to that episode (am a first time listener and am only at MAG 43)
@@janzacharski2485 well.. good luck soldier o7
@@siratlas8198 thanks mate
@@janzacharski2485 Good luck soldier! I take it you're going in blind right? How's it going so far?
@@ari638 Yes I'm going blind and recently I have finnished the second season, and this is what I have to say about it's ending: Fuck you, Elias! Jurgen had so much information and you just went: "Brutal pipe murder time"
0:34 the interpretation of "mmph!" as "fuck" is so important to me
i feel like melanie contributed A LOT to that list
as is her right
I also think Basira and Daisy contributed a lot
Also tim
The fact that it was mainly Jon and Martin-
@@yumiendercat3685 Martin was being chased by guns and bagpipes. Jon is being chased by everything else.
Again, I’m getting spoilers but in the most glorious way possible. Like Martin screaming “shit” over and over as Braveheart comes for them? Perfection.
I’ve just fucking lost it reading this. I didn’t even think about how weird it must sound out of context, but yeah. That’s Martin fleeing from the military band at an historical reenactment, while Jon tries to calm him down. God, my sides.
@@RainWelsh is it really a “reenactment” of people are actually fighting and dying?
@@alexandrajay2001 if it's similiar to a particular war then maaaaaaaybe?
@@jhumurroy6130 no it’s just a war in the middle of the apocalypse in the same location as a historical war
@@alexandrajay2001 Oh right, yes.
I'm so obsessed with the clips where someone is swearing while gagged so its a "mgngnf" counted as a fuck or whatever. incredible
fun fact: jonny sims actually gagged himself for those bits and he did so by shoving as much of his own fist into his mouth as he could
0:34 “[muffled feelings]”
Season 1: 14
Season 2: 15
Season 3: 18
Season 4: 25
Season 5: 59
i may or may not have plotted these points on a graph
the growth is exponential.
@@rayethequeerdo I was gonna say, this would make for a beautiful exponential curve
@@ari638 the equation that closely matched it, if i did it right, was roughly y=2^x + 12
@@rayethequeerdo how many swears is the next season gonna have lol
@@notarobot1494 according to the equation: 76
0:46 the small “nice” under 69, I see you
I haven’t seen season 5 yet but I heard the bagpipes and Martin knocking the counter up by 11 in like 5 seconds killed me
me knowing the context, it’s fucking hilarious. also, how are you doing so far?
"You'll say blimey and be glad of it!"
“ maybe a “darn” if you’re lucky.”
I was waiting for Martin's "bastard" because I knew it was going to hurt like a bitch
Ikr
SAME
I love the way the counter just goes crazy on episode 163
the one with martin in the slaughter domain fucking got me
That's nearly one third of all swears from that category.
Now, to their credit, prior to Season 5, most of these swears average to less than one per episode, and take place more often inside statements themselves. And after the events of Season 5 drop, I think they've earned some swear coins.
Pretty sure the 69th swear is Martin saying "Fuck" right after Jon does and I don't know why I find that so important. It's like they're bonding.
It's also the one where he realises his eye joke is actually the true ahaha
0:49 PAUSE FOR BAGPIPIES
I LOVE BAGPIPES
0:55
I LOVE how well Trevor's swears in 176 mixed with the music. Truly one of the greatest videos I've watched on this platform
fucking, fuckin shit
(dana nana na)
martin swears more than elias which i find incredibly funny
Probably because Jonah / Elias has his image as a professional to uphold
Alex: we try not to curse that much in this show
Martin *getting shot at*: shit shit shit shitshitshitSHIT
i mean it is a pretry good reason to say shit
I... Hearing this kind of out of context is the best thing ever😂
LMFAO
oh yeah same, im in like, episode 19 lol
the “bitch” at 0:56 or so is in tune and that brings me joy
i love how the gagged Jon is just presumed to swear a few times
Man the F Bombs really ramped up in season 5
I mean, given the circumstances, can you blame them?
Just finished episode 40 and hearing someone go "shit shit shit."
While theres gunfire and fricking BAGPIPES playing in the background is hilarious
the REALLY sad 'bastard' :((
😭
Me the entire video: :D
Me when I heard the last two bastards: D:
I MISSED THIS AT FIRST BUT THIS COMMENT MADE ME GO BACK AND NOW I'M CRYING AT ALEX'S ACTING. AGAIN.
This is the INSTITUTE, DAMMIT! We have DECORUM!!
The 1 tit !! A true masterpiece thank you.
Very gay me, exitedly, as my gf with poland syndrome takes off her shirt:
i think it’s referring to the bird but this is funnier
@@pewpew5467 it isn't, someone called Jon a scrawny little tit
@@harleythegremlin8709 i know (i probably should’ve been more specific w my reply)
@@pewpew5467 oh damm just got what you meant, I'm disappointed now. I choose to believe it was profanity
I appreciate the single ''tit'' thank you for your service
Something about Jon saying bastard is weirdly satisfying
british ppl be like you gotta be focking kidding *not sasha crashes in*
0:50 this must be wild to hear out of context
I remembered when I did hear that while on season four and my god- I had not Fucking idea what was to come. Was so confused
I love how it just ramps up in 163 for Martin out of nowhere
"SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT"
*loud sound of bagpipes*
my god this is free therapy
The end, THE END
"I might be and eldritch monster but that is unacceptable" hahahaha!!!
My favourite part of this is that a large amount of the sh!ts were Martin in the span of 2 separate episodes
I've seen maybe a handful of Magnus Archive episodes (I'm just really invested in the lore and some good friends of mine are fans) so hearing Martin at 0:49 and whoever at 1:01 is such a delightful and hilarious experience for me because I have NO idea what's going on
this is my new favourite tma video, the addition of the blooper at the end really makes it
I love the variety of audio quality from statement to statement
hi as someone who is only on... ep. 5 of s1 but is aware of like. a lot of stuff on tma lore (namely the chars and fears)
i fear the day i reached the ep. where martin does a cluster f bomb over the sounds of gumshots and bagpipes-
did. did past me seriously spelt guMshots instead of guNshots??? and didn't notice for like 7 whole months????? damn what the hell me
@@sketchingchanhave you gotten to the gumshots and bagpipes in those months yet, tho?
Thank you for including *muffled feelings*
0:27 is my favorite, just the sudden "SHIT" sends me every time
We have decorum.
youre doing the work nobody else will and this is literally amazing
*SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT* me too martin. me too
glad martin got the first "fuck"
MARTINS CONTRIBUTION TO SHIT WAS FUNNY HOMYGOSH
The music makes it so perfect
Idk why but the "SHIT" at 0:28 kills me everytime
This is a cinematic masterpiece
Martin deserved more swears
1:13 *sOBBING*
this is so funny 💀💀💀 the way the audio quality changes between each swear
this is so comprehensive thanks
That little "nice" at 69 got me wheezing
So much time must have been taken to make this and I applaud you deeply for this highly entertaining minute and thirty-seven seconds
i never knew i needed that in my life, thank you
I love this fandom
Martin's Fuck Oooooff when he find's out how to quit. That still feeds me.
Martin repeatedly saying shit in the one domain has never been as funny to me as it was in this context
New favorite video. Im sending this to my mother
this is literally my favourite tma video on the whole internet
0:37 "Bullshit!" "What bullshit?" "Bullshit fuuuuck!"
I’ve watched this for four hours now
it’s beautiful
Abso-fucking-lutely glorious. A god send.
I was looking forward to Martin's "shitshitshitshitshitshitsh-" lmao
Martin’s last “bastard” hurt
MAG #101 the muffled Jon swear took me off-guard omg asdjkfhdksgh
also I wasn't even halfway through the video and realised it was already well into season 3/4 and thought season 4 must be really stressin' everybody out (I'm on s3) lol
This music and the end piece make this so much better
I'm absolutely delighted that the muffled fuck you from 101 made it in, that episode SENT me
Always love a good swear compilation, thanks.
idk what’s funnier, martins „SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIR“ or „SCRAWNY LITTLE TIT“… both make me giggle so much
oh god please let this be the new fandom meme
Hahahahahahahahaha "fuck you, you scrawny little tit" I can't🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I weirdly don’t remember which scene that was from
90% of the "shit"s are Martin panicking XD
that is one of the best videos i have ever watched holy shit
This is just the internal thoughts of the characters as the series progresses
Americans will see literally any word and call it a swear🙄 most of these are just part of our every day vocabulary smh
I think it's so funny 'darn' is only a thing bc people thing 'damn' is swearing I😭
PLEASE IM CRYING
this is way too funny to me 😭
there are tears. running down my cheeks.
this. is. a. masterpiece. i’m wheezing so muchhhh
Good job martin the shit Lord
This is my new favorite thing in the tma fandom. Catch me making it my ringtone or some shit 😂
I also want this ringtone
Elias didn't died because of the stab, but because of the copious amount of cursewords his employees said
i didn't read the title, just saw the thumbnail, then just got jumpscared by martin
YOU ARE A HERO JUST FOR THE EDITING
in love with you for making this
THIS VIDEO IS SUCH A DELIGHT OH MY GOD
Bless your damn soul for making this, I am crying laughing XD
yet another masterpiece, thank you
I was laughing my ARSE OFF the entire time
This is a legitimate work of art!
Has anyone made an individual character swear count as yet?
they have now!
Officially my number 1 cheer me up video on TH-cam
Absolute masterpiece! I have been wheezing, I love this so much! Bless you!
im absolutely cackling
That second to last Bastard had me in sobs