14:20: The wi-if here is only a one-time fee of $99.99. We only charge that much because… WE CAN.” 😂😂 Ryan droppin’ truths on how companies determine pricing. This was hilarious. And truly no expense was spared on this flight. Wait- was that dog food?! Damnit, Ryan!!
The only thing that would have made this better would be if at the beginning he came over the speakers and was like "this is your pilot speaking, just letting you know that I'm working from home today. OK thats all." And then end the video. New joke for the benefit of one angry man in the corner: in my opinion the single thing that would have made this video more humorous would have been if the pilot communicated to the passengers that he was at home. However, the co pilot was also flying the plane so there was no danger. The plane could also easily land itself due to great advancements in modern technology. Also F34R Slayer (edgy name btw) please would get lost. Ideally in a plane without a pilot.
@@GrabaCuppaPodcast well if you must be enlightened,the pilot wouldnt be communicating from home,the plane has autopilot on most of the time and some planes can land themselves,then theres always a co pilot and you said at the beginning...everyone could just get off the plane if the joke was even possible you peanut head
@@F34R_Slayer well for a start my idea for the joke is that they're already mid flight and the Co pilot took off instead. And if you remember the co pilot was trained to fly the plane half an hour ago (which he would also mention on the speakers. But I did fail to mention that in the original comment) and also in my head the plane can't land itself because it is my joke that I created in my own mind so please try not to ruin it with logic because you're just spoiling everyone's fun. Also given that 85 people liked my joke you are literally the one angry man in the corner. But I'll compromise and change the comment slightly if it'll make you feel better.
Omg I feed my dogs those and the fact that you got the dog food on your hand and then put your fingers in your mouth.... my guy you are a fucking trooper that shit smells and tastes so gross (It's accidentally splashed into my mouth while opening it before.) I appreciate all that you do for us. And I cannot express that enough.
Extremely helpful airline safety tips Ryan, I'll be sure to apply my new knowledge the next time I get on a plane. Thank you for always making us laugh!
@@AssistantofReginalManager we didn't get those big meals like they always say you do, we got these free HUGE boxes of snacks with cookies, cheese, chips, ext ext
Ryan has always reminded me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Watching this video and seeing Ryan in the pilot hat saying "Moist towlette, anyone?", made me realize- I think he reminds me of Matthew Broderick, more specifically Matthew Broderick in that live-action Inspector Gadget movie. But like, in a good way.
0:11 he goes to give someone a moist towelette but when he comes back at 0:22 he still has the same amount it just makes me laugh 😂 love your videos Ryan keep up the good work
He doesn't show him in a lot of his TH-cam videos but if u watch his lives on twitch u will probably see is dog in the background. Sometimes he brings his dog up by the camera when on live.
I always like the videos way before watching them cause they are always awesome 😁 the humor/ sarcasm is priceless😂😂 thank you for being the most entertaining asmrtist and hope to see you in movies someday😁❤️
Pilot: Hello everyone! Im gonna serve you today, i stashed all the flight attendant bodies in the cargo bay so im gonna serve you all! Passengers: Why did you do that..
He's not a captain if you look at his shoulder pad thingys it has three stripes which means he's a commander even though it says captain he can get in SERIOUS trouble for that.
I never make it more than 5 minutes past his videos. I always wonder what happens in the video. So I play it and boom out. So I watch them when I'm wide awake and they have me laughing so bad. The roast beef entree, oh yeah this is straight up dog food lmao
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"MOIST towelette anyone?"
💜💜💜
Yes please
Emphasis on the word "MOIST"
That gave me tingles😌
“ah yes (^○^) spicy moist towelettes”
14:20: The wi-if here is only a one-time fee of $99.99. We only charge that much because… WE CAN.” 😂😂 Ryan droppin’ truths on how companies determine pricing. This was hilarious. And truly no expense was spared on this flight. Wait- was that dog food?! Damnit, Ryan!!
Just in time😂
no because that’s how much unlimited costs monthly in my country- and it’s not even fibre 😢
@@viiperbiite brobu so lucky that it actually works most of the tim
This is fantastic..
So much moisture at the start, already a 10/10 masterpiece
Yo that’s kinda sus
Ryan’s the only person I would allow to say “moist”
@The smith creator Ancient Rionic 😳
Why do people not like the word mois
Moist
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@@sakshamberry9334 no
@@evanwilliams749 loll😂😂
I hope he never stops doing asmr! He's too good at it!
True, way too underrated
Ryan: got a little bit stuck on my finger there
Me: *jumps up* NO DONT-
Ryan: *licks it and has the face of regret*
Me: 👁👄👁 why-
Enjoy 69 likes
I saw the disgust in his eyes 😂
“Airline pilot forgets the word “passengers” exists for 23 minutes straight
I would like but you have 69 likes
@@doddoodsin you may like now
Bit awkward that I'm the only passenger sat facing towards the back of the plane
Or you know only one on the flight at all lol
Fax
"Grab a child and start shaking him screaming were all gonna die " 😂😂😂I lost it !
I know sleep is sometimes hard with someone so funny 😂😂
Hey Ryan! Every roeplay you do, I pretend I’m actually there! You are the only ASMR person that I actually watch!
i love this comment so much becuz of how honest and pure it is. I'm sure he's happy to hear that :)
@@segwitch :D
Are u the real emily? If so can i add u on discord
Now if you are Emily what is your Instagram bio
I do the same
The only thing that would have made this better would be if at the beginning he came over the speakers and was like "this is your pilot speaking, just letting you know that I'm working from home today. OK thats all." And then end the video.
New joke for the benefit of one angry man in the corner: in my opinion the single thing that would have made this video more humorous would have been if the pilot communicated to the passengers that he was at home. However, the co pilot was also flying the plane so there was no danger. The plane could also easily land itself due to great advancements in modern technology.
Also F34R Slayer (edgy name btw) please would get lost. Ideally in a plane without a pilot.
your joke has so many flaws its not even funny anymore
@@F34R_Slayer please sir explain them to me so I can appeal to you.
@@GrabaCuppaPodcast well if you must be enlightened,the pilot wouldnt be communicating from home,the plane has autopilot on most of the time and some planes can land themselves,then theres always a co pilot and you said at the beginning...everyone could just get off the plane if the joke was even possible you peanut head
@@F34R_Slayer well for a start my idea for the joke is that they're already mid flight and the Co pilot took off instead. And if you remember the co pilot was trained to fly the plane half an hour ago (which he would also mention on the speakers. But I did fail to mention that in the original comment) and also in my head the plane can't land itself because it is my joke that I created in my own mind so please try not to ruin it with logic because you're just spoiling everyone's fun. Also given that 85 people liked my joke you are literally the one angry man in the corner. But I'll compromise and change the comment slightly if it'll make you feel better.
@@GrabaCuppaPodcast why do you bother to answer back?
Ryan is the only person that can make my mouth water talking about dog food 🤣
“An open flame on a plane can be very dangerous considering the air pressure” proceeds to light the lighter😟😟
8:44 the moment he realized he messed up
Omg I feed my dogs those and the fact that you got the dog food on your hand and then put your fingers in your mouth.... my guy you are a fucking trooper that shit smells and tastes so gross (It's accidentally splashed into my mouth while opening it before.) I appreciate all that you do for us. And I cannot express that enough.
"Accidentally"
@@MasterCorvid Lo
It ain't that bad, the chicken flavored one makes a good snack if you don't have time to cook anything
@@ObviouslyTaxi Bruh? 😭😭
@@ObviouslyTaxi oh chief no this ain't it
Mid way through I just realized that he’s supposed to be the pilot💀
I really like this role play! You should definitely do more videos like this!
i feel like there are passengers who actually deserve this treatment lmfao
Everyone talking about his moist towels pronunciation but i see no comment on him eating that dog paté🤢
Ryan is the type of guy to do an Underwater/Merman Roleplay and STILL find a way to incorporate the lighter into the video
The dislikes are the people that didn’t like the moist towelettes-
@@evanwilliams749 IT WAS YOU
@@evanwilliams749 lmaooo
The other guy's got more likes lmao
He actually ate some dog food now that is done dedication
That gourmet dog food was bussin
Extremely helpful airline safety tips Ryan, I'll be sure to apply my new knowledge the next time I get on a plane. Thank you for always making us laugh!
I was just on a first class plane and I can confirm this is exactly what its like
Soooo did you get the Moist Towelett?
@@oliveranimatesyt yep, as soon as you get on the plane they give you one to wipe your hands/seat down
@@corey1151 How was the Caesar pot roast? Or the Pablo special beef stew?
@@AssistantofReginalManager we didn't get those big meals like they always say you do, we got these free HUGE boxes of snacks with cookies, cheese, chips, ext ext
Bro ate dog food for this video. I respect the commitment
I was on a airplane yesterday 😭 so it matches
Me too it was 2 days ago
When he said he has coco cola I thought he was gonna say “is Pepsi ok?”
This was so relaxing even though it felt like I was supposed to worry for my life 😂
Currently watching this on a 15 hour flight
How are you using internet on flight
@@johnyeet6442 u can buy WiFi on some airplanes
Cool! Where r u going? (If ur comfortable saying ^^)
@@radiotelevision2371 to California
@@rl_liam1782 ohhh ok, that's new to me
I could see the disgust on his face when he licked his finger 😂
Truly one of the only ASMR content creators that can knock me out cold
You can just SEE the suffering in his eyes after eating the bit of dogfood on his finger holy crap xD
Ryan has always reminded me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Watching this video and seeing Ryan in the pilot hat saying "Moist towlette, anyone?", made me realize- I think he reminds me of Matthew Broderick, more specifically Matthew Broderick in that live-action Inspector Gadget movie. But like, in a good way.
The sounds of this dog food are really good 😳
0:11 he goes to give someone a moist towelette but when he comes back at 0:22 he still has the same amount it just makes me laugh 😂 love your videos Ryan keep up the good work
they declined the offer
lol
The rude Roleplays have always been my favorite but I love the Chad Roleplays
I can’t believe you ate the dog food lol 😂😂
yaa hi it is my first time on your channel and you know what your voice is so deep and softy. absolutely love it
When I See Your Notifications My Brain Says Go To Sleep 😴💖💗✨
Jimbob "Big Papa" McMuffin
Approves this video
If Ryan has a dog, the poor thing would be like "tf you doing with my food dad?"
He does have a dog
He doesn't show him in a lot of his TH-cam videos but if u watch his lives on twitch u will probably see is dog in the background. Sometimes he brings his dog up by the camera when on live.
Please tell me you are aware of Ryanair, the airline company, and that was an actual joke 😂😭
I guess thats why he named it ORIAN air
Wait wait wait Ryan who’s flying the plane 😂😂☺️ this is hilarious
This guy can make us laugh and give us tingles at the same time!!!!!!
Does anyone think Ryan would nail a Jason Dean from Heathers role play??
He should DEFINITELY do a JD asmr lol I love Heathers
Honestly whenever he uploads a vid I dont even think of it as a roleplay he basically BECOMES the role👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I love your content man , your amazing.
Keep doing what your doing
Only asmrtist that makes me laugh and relax at the same time.
i think we need a *moist* counter on the amount of times he said moist in the first 2 minutes.
ok
Every time I try to watch this video I sleep talk about an relaxing video
My favourite part is the beginning where you can see the thing that’s holding the moist towelettes is an actual chopping board that’s dedication
The 4 dislikes is from passengers who didnt get their MoIsT towel....🤣🤣🤣
me watching asmr with my dog: OOH
Ryan with dog food:...
My dog...: starts to lick and bark at screen
The moist towelette is so good. Tingles everywhere
I think adding ambient sounds to role-plays like this would be great!
Like some quiet plane noises/engine noises would add to the experience!
You’re wrong!
Question for ASMR Ryan where did you get the road flare prop for these last couple of videos
The flare 😂😂
Love this video. I seen this before the wedding I had today so I waited till before I went to bed to watch it
I always like the videos way before watching them cause they are always awesome 😁 the humor/ sarcasm is priceless😂😂 thank you for being the most entertaining asmrtist and hope to see you in movies someday😁❤️
Lol cracked me up ur the best ! Funny and relaxing
You being my superior, I'm the one who should offer you a towel
i love the worst reviewed asmr lmao. you should make some more 👍🏻👍🏻
plot twist: he's talking to happy
The way I was hoping you would make this exact video!! 💪🏽💗💗
Those emojis are so random…
@@destiniiii2385 No.
@@sunlessfiber5106 No.
@@destiniiii2385 No.
@@sunlessfiber5106 In Spanish…
No.
22:09 Ryanair?? I definitely don’t think the real Ryanair have a first class option 😅
that 5 star meal crinkles were way to fuckin good
1 of my favourite asmr youtuber is back with a new video LETS GEDDIT
The one and only flight rules and safety thing I had in mind was the Virgin America music safety video.
This is awesome keep up the great work
could you please make a video with just the mist sprayer
When he pulled out the dog food😂
I’m about to go on vacation so I hope my service isn’t like this lol
NOOOO WAYYYY 😭😭 Not the dog food!!!
I literally was on a ryanair flight this summer🤣
DO A DISNEY JUNGLE CRUISE SKIPPER ROLE PLAY!!!!!!!
Bag checking did well
Ryan, We need you to do a candy man role play to celebrate the new movie coming out, that would be awesome. Please do it!
Omg your costumes and props are fantastic
Pilot: Hello everyone! Im gonna serve you today, i stashed all the flight attendant bodies in the cargo bay so im gonna serve you all!
Passengers: Why did you do that..
I’m abit worried if the pilot is not in the cockpit
I thought the password would be "Don't Forget To Smile"
him:licks the dog food off finger
me: ***IMA HAVE A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK***
Awesome
Bro his voice makes something nice and funny in my neck 😃😀
He's not a captain if you look at his shoulder pad thingys it has three stripes which means he's a commander even though it says captain he can get in SERIOUS trouble for that.
Gotta love them road flares on planes, can't believe you guys.. you should know better!
I caught that vacation reference
⭐️ not enough dog food
*looks in background*
I'm alone on this plane...
This is what we call spirit airlines
Least favorite word of all time…..”moist” 😂😝
Ryan: oh hey I’m your pilot
Me: wait then who is flying the plane
*crash
Video ends
Very unfortunate that I couldn't bring my 2003 Military-Grade road flare, needed that to light my candles later.
Isn’t the pilot supposed to be y’know:
DRIVING THE PLANE!?
flying you mean?
Only TV show is The Big bang theory I said I will take those headphones and use them to the best of my ability because I love the Big bang theory
I never make it more than 5 minutes past his videos. I always wonder what happens in the video. So I play it and boom out. So I watch them when I'm wide awake and they have me laughing so bad. The roast beef entree, oh yeah this is straight up dog food lmao
I feel like I’ve been staring at 338k subs for 3 years now
I'm giving this service 5 stars ⭐
my brotha get driving