How does he pay attention to EVERYTHING at once? The game, the chat, the chests, the enemies, his stuff, the thing he's talking about… AT THE SAME TIME
Thats honestly what made him such a unique youtuber. He wasnt a youtuber who just commented on the game they were playing and had no substance to the conversation, or a youtuber who just tells stories with random unrelated gameplay in the background. Watching him felt like listening to a friend in a discord vc while he screen shares, which felt way more connected and comforting. Rip to the legend
@@digital_writer_9480 Based - A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. -Urban dictionary
I feel like if he did a face reveal it would kind of ruin the faceless commentator on people's stupidity that he is. Same if he had a facecam while playing. A facecam for something as repetitive as playing the same game all the time and only ranting about stuff isn't necessary.
[(EDIT: teo -> two) I could barely keep my eyes open and it was 3 AM for me. Please excuse my idioticy.] Lawrence Kim grammar* thats two times u spelt that wrong and can we stop being grammar freaks
8:56 - Technoblade's fighting strategy is just exploiting your gamer pc framerate advantage. He moves around without lagging and the dude keeps aiming at his ghost that is still standing still.
Technoblade:"I'm just saying if I let non technos join the guild than the meme magic laws will be violated than the admis will probrally reset us like a normal membercount count"( 5:41 ) Server:xMadBladex has joined the guild ( 6:31 ) Technoblade:Ehhhh another person added to the guild (Also 6:31 )
“I thought I just played to much Minecraft so I became Minecraft.”
-Technoblade, 2017
L
Too*
0:21
you are what you eat, wait no
I Am Become Minecraft
If you look *very VERY* closely at 0:00 you can see the video is starting
lol
Lol
Oh damn, your right!
I missed it because the video started when I clicked on the video.
MrDot OMG
"I just talked about the shape of my head, for like, y'know 2 and a half minutes"
*video hasn't even passed the one minute mark*
Gael he said "like" lol
He forgot to start the recording
that's how fast his brain was going
Gaelbagel editing
Hm it’s almost like editing exists
Anybody else notice that his username the whole time was "squarehead".
I noticed and started wondering if anyone else noticed
@@alastair116 same
he usually makes his nick something related to the topic of the video
@@mcmonkey26 I’ve also noticed that
Yes
11:39 best moment
I love how Techno doesn't edit this kinda stuff out
Well, it's part of his persona.
I was wheezing xD
He would but doesnt feel like it
AAAAAAAAAA
why would he? it's a great content
*"Upload or be square"*
*-Sun Tzu, The Art of War*
Guess he’s not a *ROUND*
@@kittycat-sc7je so that's why he never uploads...
techno doesn't care about your race.
You're still worth the same amount of coins
oMg TeCHnoBlAdE RaCIsT!!!!1!!!
UnSUUbbIngG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111?1111!!!!
Lol
@@axolost u not ok
U want a hug? 🤗 Take
@@ok-pv7fw it's a joke, that's why they used that kinda writing
@@snoovian7951 ikt
"I thought since i played so much minecraft, I became minecraft" this had me in tears lmao
Dang it I was studying, but clearly Technoblade stabbing people for coins is way more important
TheShadyNerd same!
TheShadyNerd YASSSSSS
nerd
BreakThrough Ur a nerd
TheShadyNerd there goes 15-20 years of your life xD
How does he pay attention to EVERYTHING at once?
The game, the chat, the chests, the enemies, his stuff, the thing he's talking about…
AT THE SAME TIME
Adhd brain things
Thats honestly what made him such a unique youtuber. He wasnt a youtuber who just commented on the game they were playing and had no substance to the conversation, or a youtuber who just tells stories with random unrelated gameplay in the background. Watching him felt like listening to a friend in a discord vc while he screen shares, which felt way more connected and comforting. Rip to the legend
the power of adhd
He's just really good at video games
Multitasking is a very essential and a good skill to have.
"enjoy the ban"
Me: Do i smell SALT?
What does salt smell like?
@@gavinm3328 it smells like salt, very interesting i know
ah yes, salt smells like salt
Well, I think that if some salt entered your nose, you'd smell something.
@@georgeofhamilton oof
9:18 His entire Battle plan is to make doors, I can respect that
11:40 that scream
“A truck can’t disguise your footsteps” is going to be my senior quote
3:53 sorrE :3
Lmfao ik this is 3 years ago but thats quite funny
Hi nice packs anyway
sorrE?
Techno: oval?
ovular?
Me: ovaries
Isaac Kong ;)
no
Rev Rav agreed
Keep it kid friendly PLEASE
Ah yes children are not allowed to know biology
Awww the thumbnail is so cute ;-;
Notice me
@@stresseddictator1849 ok halloooo
look at this comment from 3 years ago
@@spongebobsquarepants202 iyep
the a in the title is sus
10:28 "He's dead, but not forgotten." Love you techno
10:28 "he is dead, but not forgotten" - Technoblade
He is that sentence's incarnation
I love the fact that he kills a guy named SquareHead while talking about how his own head had just stopped being square.
I love how techno’s nick always fits the conversation
I thought this is some later video and 2017?!! Man honestly he doesn’t change
I love how whenever there's a player better than them, they immediately call them a hacker and reports them lol, always boosts my ego :)
or you're just bad at everything such as me and die to gravity.
The gravity's using cheats people.
@@digital_writer_9480 based
@@AquilaPainWhy what's that mean?
@@digital_writer_9480 Based - A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think.
-Urban dictionary
@@AquilaPainWhy Lol. Thanks for the compliment I guess. :D
Guys, listen. We're going to get a recovery video just like this one very soon.
hopefully very soon
Predicted it
Thanks I needed that.
Though Alex isn’t with us... it’s up to us to make sure the legend of Technoblade will never die.
that didn't age Well didn't It
I miss "Welcome guyss, To another episode of skywars!!" :(
“Goodbye. He’s dead, but not forgotten.”
Blade, Techno
10:27
9:45 that guy is "adoorable"
0:43 Those bowshots though... I don't think you were even trying.
Bruh
@@snivydream agreed
@@snivydream my comment is dumb but keep in mind this was 5 years ago
Going on a rewatching spree, love you so much. TECHNOBLADES LEGACY NEVA DIESSS
Rest in peace Technoblade 🐷👑🕊️💞
Pigs can fly
oh
COOL
Flies can pig
I did not know this
13:44 Technoblade is communist confirmed.
nerd
no u
no hes an anarchist not a communist /hj
glad ur feeling better after that surgery. we're glad you're back to normal :)
wait, techno is never normal xD
You over use “emojis” too much.
it ruines the joke i agree
But if he’s never normal, that means being abnormal would be normal, threfore meaning he is normal.
It's his own kind of normal.
simp
i miss techno. ive had this video in my watch later for maybe months and im finally watching it
“Wait, Blazes, did you do a thing? I’m so proud of you, this never happens.”
Blazes: *we love you too techno* _sniff sniff_
10:27
You too legend
A square head huh?
I reccommend doing a face reveal, it helps.
Because he totally hasn't done that before in a video titled, "Cooking With Technoblade" or something like that.
I feel like if he did a face reveal it would kind of ruin the faceless commentator on people's stupidity that he is. Same if he had a facecam while playing. A facecam for something as repetitive as playing the same game all the time and only ranting about stuff isn't necessary.
He's shown his face
Multiple times he has already loll
uhhhhhhhh he has done a face reveal
3:00 Wow she's a fast typer :/
Lawrence Kim have you? She's. APOSTROPHES MATTER!
Ben_ Games its fine
*it's
James DeLano what? Where did you get that from?
well clearly YOU were also not learning grammer jees
[(EDIT: teo -> two) I could barely keep my eyes open and it was 3 AM for me. Please excuse my idioticy.] Lawrence Kim grammar* thats two times u spelt that wrong and can we stop being grammar freaks
"I had a square head"
*WillNE*
11:39 either floof licked his foot or techno was actually scared
“We’ve talked about my head shape for 2 and a half minutes”
The time in the video: 52 seconds
Techno called the blaze Pokemon I can't even-
The "A" in the thumbnail looks like a among us charakter
lol
and the R also
Sus
You can beat cancer techno we all support you.
he died.
@@drxppy6798 no shit
@@Smuckular just saying is been 10 months dumb ass💀
@@drxppy6798 No shit sherlock no need to tell everyone
@@ruienjoyer mhm I wanna
11:39 Manliest Scream ever
I'm having a hard day. So glad techno videos are here to cheer me up
It always amazes me how easily he kills his opponents, despite seeing it repeatedly. He just has so much skill.
2017: my head has become a square
2021: i got cancer lol
“Nerd killed by squarehead” I died.
2:10 as a person who had their wisdom teeth removed, I 100% agree with eating burritos being worth the risk
*eats burrito* techno: "What I miss most is burritos" me: well damn.
" He is dead but not forgotten"
Same to you
15:11 how did nobody notice what someone wrote in the chat
He was such a funny commentator, not just about the game but about his life too. God rest him!
Its funny how techno can just bend the whole skywars game at his will
If you look really close at 8:47 In the top right corner,
There is nothing there
Mans better be eating the greatest burrito ever rn.
Techno: Stop destroying my real estate!!!!
also Techno: destroys map with a dragon.
you are now classified as a triangle
TheNameIsJohn nop he is classified as the illuminati to be more specific
Navil Da Gamer // NavilNDG lol
"Anyhow ive just talked about shape of my head for 2 n a half minutes" one of best technoblade quotes tbh
3:28 I didnt even know if that was normal or he was flying
11:37
The best scream ever
"Limits are meant to be broken" FINAL FANTASY
9:19 The door, the myth, the legend
Techno: complains about his headbeing square.
Me: complains about head being circle
Me: complains about body being circle
I spent half this video thinking Squarehead was a stream sniper that was following Techno from game to game smh
"enjoy the ban"
ah yes, the salt
8:56 - Technoblade's fighting strategy is just exploiting your gamer pc framerate advantage.
He moves around without lagging and the dude keeps aiming at his ghost that is still standing still.
Be there or be square
10:25
That dude waited 5 years to use uno reverse card
Rip Techno
9:15
He placed a door!
That's aDORable!
WAIT I'VE BEEN PLAYING TRIBUTE THIS ENTIRE TIME AND ONLY NOW I NOTICE THE 3RD CHEST BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO?!
Who else agrees that Techno has the best screams?
11:39 aHhhHhHh
"I am so calm and collected"
Rest in peace
11:08 no one else has called him out that I can see, so the duty fall to me to inform Technoblade that he didn't get the kill.
0:04 cut to black, roll credits
To be fair, burritos are often better than people
if you look very closely at 15:25 you can see that the video ends
Mind blowing right?
oof techno was going to swear probably at 10:05
I need to wait a few weeks before I can change my name ;-;
Atif Same.
My head wasn't even ovular
LMFAOIDJFOAIDJF
#technoguild
IGN: ArtificialTechno
I changed my ign and leave my guild just for this...
ObesityMe have faith
Can i pls join technoguild. My IGN is iQurious, but i can change it to a technoname if you want
2 things we like to hear,
WWWWWELCOME GUYS TONOTHER EPISODE OF-
and STARTING THE STREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!!!!!!!
"I have no shirt on"
-TechnoBlade
*Feminism inbound
The painting of the Thumbnail is amazing.... Technoangello
8:16 HOW DID YOU KILL THAT GUY HE HAD SO MANY NUMBERS AND Xs!!111!1!1!!!!!!!111one!1!!!!!1
i could beat him
Love watching... I miss this type of videos
3:02 I know a guy with the name EnjoyUrBan xP
"There's a truck in the background." Just as you say, a truck drives past my house.
Hey!
If you want to join the Technoblade guild just drop your IGN under this comment and I will add you!
Requirements: Techno(name)
Skywars183923
You had one job...
Technofame - Hunt technosuckspoopoo12
I'm banned tho...
rip
pov you're watching multiple grown adults larping on a children's game while streaming it to millions of children around the world
So your head is rectangular shaped now?
F5 ****triangle
This dude has never changed. Even his sleep schedule is still fucked up lmao
Anyone else see the among us guy in thumb nail
I think you’ve played a bit too much amongus
How to spot a long time techno fan: People asking for face reveals
IGN: TechnologyBlade_
#technoguild
ily
Zirconium the hell zirc why the hell are u here -spice
wot?
Technoblade:"I'm just saying if I let non technos join the guild than the meme magic laws will be violated than the admis will probrally reset us like a normal membercount count"( 5:41 )
Server:xMadBladex has joined the guild ( 6:31 )
Technoblade:Ehhhh another person added to the guild (Also 6:31 )
when u think our first but ur not
Straf3d When you think you're cool but your not
Straf3d roasted
Lukeo Miller when you think you have a nice comeback, but you don't
jk, he shud put on fire res, cuz he just got flamed
sry
SpaceWalker Official I think that is more grammar than spelling, but that's just me.
I said you're...
He had one single flaw and now it's gone.