Me when I was born. I was breached bc I was turned the wrong way and they had to turn me around in the womb so I’d be born the right way and just after they flipped me over I flipped back around. I was probably telling them “lol fuck off I’m not ready yet”
When he is cringing really hard at the child birth then the camera flips to the doctor and they're both like "oh she's pretty hot" then after the camera flips back to the other angle and they both go back to cringing.... Could be the funniest shit I've ever seen
I love that whenever they talk about women (in any way) , the conversation always ends in them screaming about how women deserve more and they feel more educated 😂
Oh my God Joe‘s face when the actual birth scene is happening is priceless. It was the ultimate look of shock and awe. He does look like the type of guy that would pass out during the delivery
Omg 10 min later and I'm still laughing. “THAT LIGHT IS BRIGHT. GET THE LIGHT OUT OF HIS FACE!” "Yo, that baby, that baby was WHITE!" "AND THEY LIVE TO TELL THE TALE" "We should just pay them" You guys just made my day so much better.
Danny “That looks like a face.” Joe “That looks like a nickel. That’s a nickel! That’s Ben Franklin!” Danny “Yeah.” Joe “Is Ben Franklin on the nickel?” 😂
I loved my delivery nurse cause she looked at my daughters dad and said "if you pass out we won't help you till shes ok" I had been pushing for 4 hours really struggling and she was done with his moods lol.
That's hilarious. I gave birth during an insane hurricane. My husband watched the entire thing. He couldn't stop apologizing lmao I was a horrible person that 3 hours, very vicious. He stayed and was great until I heard 2 nurses scream "GET DAD, SOMEONE GRAB DAD!" It was the after birth part, he watched and when I looked over at him he was unconscious standing about to fall forward. It was an insane day lol it was black outside at 2pm palm trees bending bc of the wind...you couldnt even hear me screaming thats how loud it was lol the low pressure through a lot of mothers into labor that morning. By the way, our daughter was, and is are 1 and only lol
Congrats! Good luck! My twins just turned 6! The beginning was literally the hardest time in my life. But just push through and sleep train as soon as you can. Otherwise you'll be like us and not sleep for 5 years until they start school! Lol. It's hard but I wouldn't trade it for anything! I love my girls more than words can express.
It is so cool to see how in shock they both are at the birth of the baby. Joe shows it more. I commend them for realizing that childbirth really is an amazing gift. And that it is something so powerful. Kudos to them
@@purplepeopleeater8393 men do though. Pain scales put getting kicked in the balls over period cramps and child birth. And statistically men are more depressed commit more suicide are the victims of war death street crimes and work accidents.
@@haydenr1697 looks like this comment section is just full of y’all ain’t it. the pain scale thing is absolute bs btw. my brother has literally told me it hurts, sure, but there is no way it would compare to childbirth. men are so fragile, ignorant and inconsiderate that they fail to realize how rough women also have it in this world.
@@purplepeopleeater8393 statistically men have it harder. The court almost always favors the woman in custody and sexual assault even without proper reason ive told you the depression and suicide stats and while I belive you child birth is definitely bad they can give you pain medicine for that. Getting kicked in the balls without preparation is horrible and the pain scale is not bs. It takes the amount of pain the average person feels for something and gives it a rating. You just have no argument to disprove me except for calling me ignorant which in itself is an ignorant statement so with all respect you are very idiotic and ignorant yourself
I wanted mine just to friggin fall off and go away for like 6 weeks after giving birth. It felt like it was dragging on the floor. Between the pain, the bleeding, and having to take care of a new born, I was in no mood for anyone's crap. And of course my moronic first husband is pushing for sex.🤬🤬🤬🤬
@@Whyistomatoafruit That it goes back to being a vagina at all is a miracle. You just pushed a person, out of another person, through a hole you couldn't fit a pencil through before. And now, it's back to being roughly what it was before without needing 8300 stitches.
We watched this in my high school health class and the teacher, who is a female and has had two children, would always rewind the video and make us watch. Why? Because it looks like that baby is being shoved back in. She'd rewind and cackle. So imagine watching all of THAT and then seeing it shoved back in and yanked back out.
Alycia W Same. They kept trying to pull the mirror over so I could watch, and I kept saying no, I don’t want the mirror. The last time they tried, I just yelled at the poor CNA “get that fucking mirror OUT OF HERE”. I was there, I felt it, I don’t need the visual of that with me forever, thankyouverymuch.
Just gave birth 3 months ago I would’ve loved to of seen my son come out, mind you I was so high I kept saying the Anesthesiologist was the magic man so who really knows what I actually would’ve wanted... my husband on the other hand watched him come out and he said it was so amazing to be able to witness that. Hopefully next time someone will video tape it for me haha
Boys.... Trust me when I say when it's the woman you love bringing your child into the world you'll happily stand there letting her squeeze the crap outta your hand while she gives birth. And you're also right.... That momma DID take it like a champ. 😊😊😍 Oh and raise them for 18 yrs? LOL that's cute. You wanna tell our 3 boys (25,23 and 21) that their time ran out a few years ago? Lol
Honestly it gives some unrealistic expectations for the girls who watched it too. Between the average penis length to how easy this woman handled giving birth. Granted this was traumatic enough for teenagers to watch in school without having the mother screaming bloody murder 😂
Hahahaha I was thinking that too, I moved back home from Uni and got a successful job at 22 and didn’t have enough money to buy my own home until 24, 18 had long passed 😂 and I was the first of all my friends! They’re all 26 and still with their parents lol times have changed!
Me and my friends have been watching your channel as a group for a good few years now, we used to get together every week and watch your latest video. We are all split up now, with one of us living out of state now, so we don't get together often, but your channel is still a huge part of our lives, and you never fail to make us laugh until we piss our panties
Oh joe honey... it SO does not just “snap back together” I dare you to ask a women who just gave birth about the mesh underwear and big diaper-like pads
😂😂😂 "..... we should just pay them." Omg, I'm dead ☠☠. I love how shocked they are. Like they didn't know how babies are born lol. They didn't even see how we rip or get cut to get the baby out. I have done it twice and I will hopefully do it again one day.
I had a huge belly when I was pregnant and went by feel for the hair and my husband helped me if I missed anything. It's hard but I had even more trouble shaving my legs cuz I couldn't reach my ankles or half my calf lol.
OMG! I can't wait for Joe to be a Dad! His expressions were so real & genuine. So sweet Joe, your so beautiful ❤ A big baby! OMG I couldn't love you anymore than I do now ❤
“THAT LIGHT IS BRIGHT. GET THE LIGHT OUT OF HIS FACE!”😂😂😂
Micaiah Hendrickes I was about to quote that. 😂😂💀💀
“And they live to tell the tale” 😂😂😂
Joe’s face when the baby started coming out😂😂
Priceless 😂
yea i know right it was priceless 😂
" is this real, or like a, fake... "
*IMMEDIATELY STARTS SCREAMING TWO SECONDS LATER*
Yeah lol
"the journey is only 7 or 8 inches long"
"NO it's NOT." 💀
🤣💀
That makes me giggle every time
LMAO
💀💀💀
Lmao
“You’re telling me that if I unravel my ball, it would go 700 feet? ... that’s fire, dude.”
*The quality content I came here for*😂
AZ Phoenix “two balls so that’s 1400 feet of nut” 😭😂
I literally read this at the EXACT moment he was saying it. 😆
“The light is bright, get it out of his face” 😂
Cristina M 😭
Me when I was born. I was breached bc I was turned the wrong way and they had to turn me around in the womb so I’d be born the right way and just after they flipped me over I flipped back around. I was probably telling them “lol fuck off I’m not ready yet”
Cristina M I thought that was sweet of him to consider lol
dude that was cute though the genuine worry in his face was adorable lol
Right??? I had the same reaction!!
When he is cringing really hard at the child birth then the camera flips to the doctor and they're both like "oh she's pretty hot" then after the camera flips back to the other angle and they both go back to cringing.... Could be the funniest shit I've ever seen
I was thinking the same 😂
I just went back and watched and my face hurts now
6:15
"i'm diabetic" IM DYING!
Yes! 🤣🤣🤣
Joe’s existential crisis of trying to conjure up a way to articulate his amount of awe and respect for women is sending me. 👏🏽
I love that whenever they talk about women (in any way) , the conversation always ends in them screaming about how women deserve more and they feel more educated 😂
these are getting more and more bizarre
atenahena hahahhahaha I know it’s great
Yeah no complaints though
And that's why it's great
I have twins and it's not easy. I almost died. I had to have a C-section. I couldn't have any more children.
@@syegreene98 ...alright. I don't understand why this is where you decided to place this. I'm glad you're fine now though
Oh my God Joe‘s face when the actual birth scene is happening is priceless. It was the ultimate look of shock and awe. He does look like the type of guy that would pass out during the delivery
Lauralyn Hunter i thought it was frozen 😂😂😂
Lauralyn Hunter I think he was dealing with the trauma of his balls retreating into his body at an extremely rapid pace 🤣
Joe looked like he was gonna shit himself and cry at the same time at 6:39
"Dude i don't even smoke, but i need a cigarette right now"
Omg 10 min later and I'm still laughing.
“THAT LIGHT IS BRIGHT. GET THE LIGHT OUT OF HIS FACE!”
"Yo, that baby, that baby was WHITE!"
"AND THEY LIVE TO TELL THE TALE"
"We should just pay them"
You guys just made my day so much better.
Thank you for posting these quotes so I can think back on the video and laugh about specifically the best parts 😊❤
I think Joe is traumatized.
Yep he is scarred
This is what Danny and Joe are going to be like when their wives are pregnant. Amazed and confused at what’s happening. 😂👀
Part of me wishes they didn't watch this, so they'd REALLY freak out when it happens
You listen to Chris Webby? That song is great (Amazed and confused)
Are they both married?
They are never going to get married.....if I was a woman either of them were interested in, I'd run the other way.
@@MsSixx1 Really? I want both of them!!!
LMAO "I don't even smoke, but I need a cigarette rn"
I roll my own you want some
"The journey is about 7 or 8 inches long"
"No it's not!"
Omg I died!
"Dude I don't even smoke but I need a cigarette right now"
Hahaha he is stresssssed
Danny “That looks like a face.”
Joe “That looks like a nickel. That’s a nickel! That’s Ben Franklin!”
Danny “Yeah.”
Joe “Is Ben Franklin on the nickel?” 😂
Random Chann3l Thomas Jefferson
As a pregnant women, I appreciate this video so much. Thank you for the laughs
Congrats!!!! My hubby and I are trying now. Super excited.
leeniecurtis omg dame here
Same here. This is hilarious as im sitting here with 12 weeks left and my toddler is here climbing all over me. Listening to this is great.
Be careful you don't accidentally pee lol
They’re so opposite like Danny smiles and is probably thinking “wow how amazing” and Joe is horrified thinking “nope nope nope” 😂😂
I love Joe he said" woman should be in charge of everything "
Soooooo thats it. Ima marry joe lol
I do labor and delivery for a living and I have seen my share of daddy’s passing out 😂😂😂😂😂
How about daddys that watch the whole labor and even the stitching process.... HAHAHA that was my husband!!!!!! 🤣🤣
I loved my delivery nurse cause she looked at my daughters dad and said "if you pass out we won't help you till shes ok" I had been pushing for 4 hours really struggling and she was done with his moods lol.
Ill probably one of em one day
That's hilarious. I gave birth during an insane hurricane. My husband watched the entire thing. He couldn't stop apologizing lmao I was a horrible person that 3 hours, very vicious. He stayed and was great until I heard 2 nurses scream "GET DAD, SOMEONE GRAB DAD!" It was the after birth part, he watched and when I looked over at him he was unconscious standing about to fall forward. It was an insane day lol it was black outside at 2pm palm trees bending bc of the wind...you couldnt even hear me screaming thats how loud it was lol the low pressure through a lot of mothers into labor that morning. By the way, our daughter was, and is are 1 and only lol
tiff exactly
"We should just pay them" 😂😂
"We should just pay them" 😂
elyse moscozo for real they should pay us that’s the least they could do
@@salamkala14 You want money for becoming a mother? I feel bad for your future kids.
@@A_Random_Rat money for going to torture for 10 months
@@mariac1984 I guess?
Atleast! Lmao
Haha my wife just had twins. Let me tell you that women have a pain tolerance you can't understand. She pushed out 13 lbs of baby
Congratulations to both of you.
Congrats bro💯👌🏽
Congrats! Good luck! My twins just turned 6! The beginning was literally the hardest time in my life. But just push through and sleep train as soon as you can. Otherwise you'll be like us and not sleep for 5 years until they start school! Lol. It's hard but I wouldn't trade it for anything! I love my girls more than words can express.
Patsy Piscitella Jr congrats buddy!!!!
Danny: "Vajohnjohn"
Joe: (30yrs later) "did you just say vajohnjohn?" 😂😂
It is so cool to see how in shock they both are at the birth of the baby. Joe shows it more. I commend them for realizing that childbirth really is an amazing gift. And that it is something so powerful. Kudos to them
Joe - "Yo, that baby, that baby was WHITE!" 😂😂😂
Sam B - Joe needs to learn about vernix LOL
So.. c-section video next???
Evelene _ YES PLEASE!! C-sections are so much more horrifying
thats what i was thinking!
Think they could handle that?? 😆
Yess!
Hahaha yes. Idk if they can stomach it.😂
"AND THEY LIVE TO TELL THE TALE"
Women genuinely have a pain tolerance that men will NEVER understand. loved this video so much. C-section video next 😭😭😭
men do more work in their lifes which equals more pain overall so no i would say men go through more pain emotionally and physically
@@damianalcayaga547 oh look we found the incel lmao
@@purplepeopleeater8393 men do though. Pain scales put getting kicked in the balls over period cramps and child birth. And statistically men are more depressed commit more suicide are the victims of war death street crimes and work accidents.
@@haydenr1697 looks like this comment section is just full of y’all ain’t it. the pain scale thing is absolute bs btw. my brother has literally told me it hurts, sure, but there is no way it would compare to childbirth. men are so fragile, ignorant and inconsiderate that they fail to realize how rough women also have it in this world.
@@purplepeopleeater8393 statistically men have it harder. The court almost always favors the woman in custody and sexual assault even without proper reason ive told you the depression and suicide stats and while I belive you child birth is definitely bad they can give you pain medicine for that. Getting kicked in the balls without preparation is horrible and the pain scale is not bs. It takes the amount of pain the average person feels for something and gives it a rating. You just have no argument to disprove me except for calling me ignorant which in itself is an ignorant statement so with all respect you are very idiotic and ignorant yourself
Joe’s face when the baby started coming out 😂😂😂😂😂 “OH MY GOD THEY ARE PULLING IT” FLOORED ME IM WEAK
"THAT LOOKS LIKE BOWSER."
Life imitates art.
The many facial expressions Joe was doing had me dying!!😂😂
1:27 "My dick's tingling"
LMFAO XD
I was laughing so hard, that's how we feel guys when you nut before we get out... sucks.
Joe's reaction to when the baby is crowing/coming out is hilarious! Poor Joe had no idea. Danny seemed way less shocked.
"she's a smoke' you can't top that
0:03 joe at his kids birth
No 4:40 is joe at his kids birth lol
Tricia Cameron lol no shit! Definitely 🤣
The magic of it “going back to normal” takes 45 days. Just by the way lol.
sebec517 that’s still remarkable considering what women have to go through when giving birth
sebec517 when you think about it, that’s not bad
I wanted mine just to friggin fall off and go away for like 6 weeks after giving birth. It felt like it was dragging on the floor. Between the pain, the bleeding, and having to take care of a new born, I was in no mood for anyone's crap. And of course my moronic first husband is pushing for sex.🤬🤬🤬🤬
That's not even a long time! Considering a bowling ball just fell outta you
@@aanderson187 that man sounds like a peace of shit
4:06 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I love how genuinely excited you were to notice the knuckles!
"That's my head! 😂😂
"It just snaps back together"
Noooo it does not. 😂
Kiara Hensley I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😂 I was like oh boys....it’s a train wreck down there for about a month or so...🙄
@@Whyistomatoafruit That it goes back to being a vagina at all is a miracle. You just pushed a person, out of another person, through a hole you couldn't fit a pencil through before. And now, it's back to being roughly what it was before without needing 8300 stitches.
Their reaction is freaking hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Joe repeatedly saying " OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD" lmfao.
Joe: “Are we now under the water”
Danny: “Is this how fish have kids” 💀💀
Lmaoo just wait, it gets better😂🤣
The horror on both of their faces😂😂
Joe, you scored points in this female community a long time ago🙂😝
"Looks like a nickel."
"That's Ben Franklin."
"Is Ben Franklin on the nickel?"
I lost it! Lmao!
Still fat gang where you at
HERE!
We out here
present
In attendance sir
Let's get it
Can someone check on Joe and Danny see if they are ok 😂
Danny “The thing I took most from this video is that jiz is cool” lmao u guys learned a lot didn’t u
“Thats 1400 feet of nut!”
I loved this! Lol Pregnant with my third so "and sometimes they do it again" made me laugh
Joe's face after the birth 😂😂...
Men realising women are great
"I'm not trying to score points with the female Community but..."
Points scored, sir.
I left The Basement Yard for this😂 I really thought Joe was gonna faint😂😂
8:35 How Joe is explaining birth, he sounds like Joe Pesci on My Cousin Vinny lmfao hysterical... jesus...these two yoots
Alayni DeLuca YESS LMAOO
Joe and Danny the only feminists I stan 😂.
Joe looked like he was a mix between crying and throwing up. 🤣 I've had 3, hubby watched all 3 times. I would never be able to watch.
We watched this in my high school health class and the teacher, who is a female and has had two children, would always rewind the video and make us watch. Why? Because it looks like that baby is being shoved back in. She'd rewind and cackle. So imagine watching all of THAT and then seeing it shoved back in and yanked back out.
I like your teacher.
Savannah Smith that’s actually hilarious. Your teacher sounds fun. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Wow and I thought my teacher was the only one who was twisted enough to do that LOL
That teacher is my hero
Dr Mike should react to this haha
Jada Nichole I feel like she meant Joe’s video...this one.
2:00 "The journey is 7 to 8 inches long" .... "No it's not" I fucking died right here hahahah
“Dude I don’t even smoke but I need a cigarette right now” 😂
“Vajonjon” ~Danny Lopriore 2019
6:57 "That baby was WHITE!"
Joe: that is all
Danny: *coughs awkwardly*
Joe: uh.. childbirth
Danny: miracle of life
Hahahahaha the speechlessness
Joe your face was priceless, looked like you wanted to cry haha
”what are they daredevil??”
Okay, now my Monday is 10xs better!😁
Ok ramen noodles.... ruined 2:40
Yep no more eating unraveled testes
I'm eating ramen while watching it
@@jordanfricke9275 oh great video for eating along with
I had a baby and they asked if I wanted a mirror to watch. I was like "nope, hard pass on seeing all that!"
Alycia W Same. They kept trying to pull the mirror over so I could watch, and I kept saying no, I don’t want the mirror. The last time they tried, I just yelled at the poor CNA “get that fucking mirror OUT OF HERE”. I was there, I felt it, I don’t need the visual of that with me forever, thankyouverymuch.
Same!! Who the hell in their right mind is like "oh yeah I wanna see my shit get all tore up, it's gonna be beautiful"?!??! 🤢🤮
Just gave birth 3 months ago I would’ve loved to of seen my son come out, mind you I was so high I kept saying the Anesthesiologist was the magic man so who really knows what I actually would’ve wanted... my husband on the other hand watched him come out and he said it was so amazing to be able to witness that. Hopefully next time someone will video tape it for me haha
I was high and tired from the epidural so I said yeah LoL.
5:43-6:49 the emotional range of grossed out to scared to traumatized is so great to watch 😂😂
I love the ending, birth explained by a moron 😂💕 I love them!!
Me too lol
Boys.... Trust me when I say when it's the woman you love bringing your child into the world you'll happily stand there letting her squeeze the crap outta your hand while she gives birth. And you're also right.... That momma DID take it like a champ. 😊😊😍
Oh and raise them for 18 yrs? LOL that's cute. You wanna tell our 3 boys (25,23 and 21) that their time ran out a few years ago? Lol
Jenni Cameron she did awesome!! I was screaming my head off when I gave birth 😂😂😂
Honestly it gives some unrealistic expectations for the girls who watched it too. Between the average penis length to how easy this woman handled giving birth. Granted this was traumatic enough for teenagers to watch in school without having the mother screaming bloody murder 😂
MurphysLaw744 right I was like I’ve talked and been educated on that these are the easiest exceptions of it
Jenni Cameron Tell your children to stop bumming off of your income
Hahahaha I was thinking that too, I moved back home from Uni and got a successful job at 22 and didn’t have enough money to buy my own home until 24, 18 had long passed 😂 and I was the first of all my friends! They’re all 26 and still with their parents lol times have changed!
Watch y’all all the time. Best channel on TH-cam for sure 😂
Don't forget to thank your mother for what she went through , rofl love your reaction.
"im diabetic" lmao
Me and my friends have been watching your channel as a group for a good few years now,
we used to get together every week and watch your latest video.
We are all split up now, with one of us living out of state now, so we don't get together often, but your channel is still a huge part of our lives, and you never fail to make us laugh until we piss our panties
“That’s Ben Franklin” hahaha
"It looks like Bowser!" I'M DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh joe honey... it SO does not just “snap back together”
I dare you to ask a women who just gave birth about the mesh underwear and big diaper-like pads
Yeah I was thought the same when he said that. Also, I wonder if he knows about the poop.
AZanlungo lmao the poop during the birth or after?? 2 different ball games 😂 I’m 3 months pp and still have trouble
Oh my god, what?
Both!
That mesh underwear was a godsent
Joe's monologue at the end sounds like Joe Pesci's character in My Cousin Vinny.
Joe was so emotional from that I forsure thought he was going to cry, I bet he will cry if/when his baby is born. Loved this so much!
This is the content I subscribed for. 10/10 would recommend.
😂😂😂 "..... we should just pay them." Omg, I'm dead ☠☠. I love how shocked they are. Like they didn't know how babies are born lol. They didn't even see how we rip or get cut to get the baby out. I have done it twice and I will hopefully do it again one day.
Summer Love lol I read this comment right when he said that.
Joey at 9:29 “we should just pay them” had me dying lmao 😂
"I'm diabetic" 😂🤣
"It was a girl the whole time" 😂🤣
I've given birth vaginally 3 times and hands down would do it again and again. Its truly amazing.
And I lost it at "Looks like a gunshot wound." 😂😂😂
Having my baby in about 6 months and this video was so freaking funny. Loved it 😂😂💗💙💗
Ashley & Leo Garcia congratulations!!!❤️🥰
you poor thing
@@staceyleenagavard7051 thank you ! 💋
@@JKat94 lol. I'm excited 💙💙
Omg congrats and good luck!!
"the testicles lie outside the body cavity"
Fire...
....ʸᵉᵃʰ
In reality the journey is only 7 or 8 inches long💀
I think what they were saying is the from the balls to the *end*
7-8 inches seems right to me.
I fucking wish lmaooooo
The way Joe said "no it's not" killed me
I've just found out I'm pregnant with my 3rd baby. This made me giggle 😂
I would imagine after the 2nd one, the female parts are used to being stretched out like that so it won't hurt as bad, but I don't know
“Women should be in charge of everything”
Yupppp
No women kill millions of babies a year they don't need to be in charge of anything
Phil Chao once a month haha
fuck that bitches are crazy why u think there aint been a female president
@@jakobedevlone5735 sexism? What does a female president have to do with anything
@@davidsmith469 periods and miscarriages happen. By that logic guys also kill millions of babies just by ejaculating
side note
obviously theres gunna be hair
how can she see to shave over the belly
its harder than you think
True but most women in the 80s didn't shave down there.
Yea there’s no way a pregnant woman can shave with a huge belly
My sister uses a mirror and her husband helps with the spots she can’t reach
That’s so much effort for something that doesn’t matter in the slightest
I had a huge belly when I was pregnant and went by feel for the hair and my husband helped me if I missed anything. It's hard but I had even more trouble shaving my legs cuz I couldn't reach my ankles or half my calf lol.
the daredevil part had me cracking up
Joe looked like he was gonna throw up, cry and pass out all at the same time 😂😂😂😂
This was amazing to c u two watch this 😂😂😂 Joe u looked actually scared and Danny's "but I'm a diabetic" line killed me 😂😂😂
OMG! I can't wait for Joe to be a Dad! His expressions were so real & genuine. So sweet Joe, your so beautiful ❤ A big baby! OMG I couldn't love you anymore than I do now ❤
Danny looking all tan!! Hilarious video as always guys!