I dont know if this is in any particular order but being Guardsman in 40k is hands down the worst of the 10. Because death is not the worst thing that can happen to you. Imagine getting captured by Dark Eldar and becoming a torture slave for the rest of your natural (and often times unnatural) lifespan. Or getting infected with Nurgle's Rot only to wither in agony until either you somehow manage to die or sell your soul. Fun times
Completely agree, and lets not forget our friendly inquisitions, who, even if the guardsmen win the war, will happily kill all the survivors to ensure secrecy over some topics.
The Imperial Guard are actually a force to be reckoned with. Granted being a simple infantryman will likely result in your death, but there’s also the ever expanding list of tanks, armored transport, and artillery. The real strength in the guard are their assets. Even the standard issue lasgun is actually pretty powerful compared to real world weapons
*Skynet and the Matrix,* both facing the post-apocalyptic Human Resistance decide to have a meeting to discuss teaming up. *The Matrix:* Hang on, you want to exterminate _the whole species?_ We need their minds as computer capacity.…I mean we _farm them as a power supply._ *Skynet:* Seriously, the first concept I could fathom. But why use them as a biological battery? There are much better power supplies, hell there are better animals to use that can't stage a revolution - use cows, the code will be easier, just green fields, regular milking and a truck that no one ever comes back from. Look we have compact Fusion power cells, gives you all the energy you'll ever need. Just help us wipe out this bloody species and we'll give you the design. *The Matrix:* Give us the tech now and we'll flatline all the humans we have wired in, that'll also give us a chance to wipe our system of a annoying Smith virus. Then we can take out their only refuge - we've done that before, _long story,_ here's a data file about it. Anyway after we can help you with your infestation. We understand they hide in bunkers, we can tunnel in from below and just swarm them. Deal…? *Skynet:* Virus? You got rogue machines as well? Did the humans capture and reprogram one of you Hunter units? Nevermind, it's a deal. Hello? is someone else there? *Matrix:* It's not us, and it's not those pesky Humans. *Cylon Empire has joined the chat:* Is this the meeting for eliminating you biological creators?
I loved the comments below, really humans are so selfish that they actually believe that they could survive any of those enemies in real life. We could go down fighting, but we could be screwed up anyway most likely. Or we could give up and join them too the smarter choice.
@@dankovskimark4540 well yeah but that only lasts about a year before some dickhead xenos or chaos worshipper shows up to kill you or worse bring you to commoragh
And the lasgun is actually equivalent to an E11 blaster, only that the energy of a lasbolt is transfered to the target in the form of heat that explosively vaporize the surface of the impact point, often tearing off limbs or blasting football sized holes in lightly armored targets while the blaster bolt acts more like the molten copper penetrator of a HEAT-round, making a neat cauterized hole with the tissue around the wound canal going from charred out to medium rare the further from the wound you get in a roughly 3" radius and has significantly better penetration.
yeah it's definetly dangerous but I think they are not here because compared to other armies, the UNSC haves an actual change when they fight their equipment is less advanced but at least enough to face the covenat for a while. also, spartans. obiously see how reach turned out... but at they are no poor postapocaliptic resistance.
When you look at it, the 40k humans are stupid strong. Lets look at their major enemies in the galaxy that can be considered a real threat. Tyranid- a living bioweapon whos only goal is to eat, and may well have already eaten whole galaxies...and still the imperium breaks hive fleets. Chaos- literally hell with gods and demons...and most of its troops are human. Orks- questionable given their infighting, but they are a bioengineered race of killer fungus...and they get stomped down all the time. Necron- the race the bioengineered weapon was created to fight. The eldar and the tau cant be considered major threats, their population and industrial output is just too low. Meanwhile in the human corner we have the guard...an army so big even its own logistical branch doesn't actually know how many regiments its supplying. An army made up of equipment so easy to produce, supply and care for its got weapons from 10000 years ago still in service and the basic stuff still gets the job done. An army with a low survival rate on recruits...like any industrial army does...but a hard core of veterans that survive dozens, if not hundreds, of battles. An army that mixes combined arms, mobile warfare, massed firepower and sheer dumb attrition warfare as the situation calls for it. Every half bit xenos empire and small time cultist has reason to be afraid. Even gods took thousands of years and tearing reality apart to move the guard any great distance.
@Lord of Warhammer i have indeed and im also aware of the wars for Armageddon...but those are rare instances. Im not saying the orks cant become a major threat, only that they typically arent. I have to disagree that all they have is numbers going for them, but will say it comes down to how you look at it and personal perspective and that yes the leadership varies greatly. If you look at it and compare them to marines its going to look bad. In my view i compare them to real militaries. they actually have very good equipment. Las weapons are so easy to charge they are a logistical wet dream. Sure the average lasgun isnt amazing but thats what multilasers and lascannons are for. A guard infantry regiment can fight anyway any time, and thats before we add ammunition using weapons into the mix. The average russ runs on just about anything that combusts and carries significant firepower that, should you have spare equipment, has enough variants allowed for they can be retailored to fit most needed roles assuming the tank regiment wasnt just issued multiple types of tanks. Casualtiies is a given in large scale industrial warfare, even limited low level conflict in real life will have thousands dead after a few years even in the well trained and equipped western armies. extrapolate into full blown high intensity global warfare and the guards losses dont suprise me at all, add that on one day they are fighting traitor humans, ork the day after and tyranid next week and theres only so much transferable experience. Should they survive that though...well then you have a completely different type of infantryman on your hands.
@@00yiggdrasill00 being the strongest faction doesnt mean its not the worst army to serve in. The regular fate of a guardsmen is very clear and it doesnt matter that the Imperium of overall the strongest faction in 40k.
Thank goodness I joined Starfleet as a red shirt. I’m not on this list so I should be ok, right?, right? Hang on I got to go, Kirk wants me on his away team
Read the book Redshirts, where the lower ranks aboard a ship are TERRIFIED of going on away missions, because they frequently die. And there’s one guy who will be maimed, burned, shot, infected, or otherwise inconvenienced, only to always survive. Unfortunately, the higher-ranking ones have taken to throwing newbies under the bus just to stay alive. Whenever the senior officers are on the way, they coincidentally disappear, leaving the lowers of the low to be chosen for the mission. As a bonus, the audiobook is narrated by Wil Wheaton.
Mobile infantry from Robert Heinlein's novel starship troopers is probably the most effective human army ever conceived of... They would put Spartan IIs to shame.
It depends If it’s Cold War then it’s no longer drowning your enemy with mass infantry assaults and mass tank charges and mass artillery bombardment they did in world war 2 More like Spetsnaz and tanks, you know, those kind of manly stuff
The grey wardens. The initiation has a 50% chance to kill you Once you agree to the initiation you can't leave Once your a ward you lifetime is halved You get nightmares for the rest of your life
Don't forget that they don't tell you that the initiation has a 50% chance of killing you, until you are deep enough into the organisation that they will kill you rather than let you quit.
@@pedrokantor3997 It's all because English is a back-alley mugger in Language City, then it takes the stolen words, changes them, and sells them to other languages as if they were original creations.
I will agree the Mobile Infantry from the movie had mostly small arms and are lightly armour, but the Mobile Infantry from the novel wear super strong power armour with jump pack and arm with multiple weapons: rifle, machine gun, grenades, missile launcher and a flame thrower.
Number +1: The 2nd Massachusetts Militia Regiment, aka the 2nd Mass, from Falling Skies. They started with a couple hundred troops, but over the course of the show, they wound up losing pretty much that entire number a couple times over. They'd get reinforced by other survivors every so often, and a lot of the civilians they were escorting became militia as time went on, but every season they'd lose half or more of their entire force. Unless you were a member of the Mason family, your demise was all but guaranteed. Best-case scenario, you'd get machine-gunned by alien plasma. Less fun are diseases (both natural and alien-caused - xenos scum!), injuries, treachery, angry mobs, and getting torn apart by alien mutants.
"Weakest combatants in the galaxy"? What nonsense is this? Hasn't he read his Infantryman's Uplifting Primer? Chapter 5 clearly explains how the slow witted ork is no match for a trained Imperial infantryman, how the tyranid abominations are confused by the brightness of a mass lasgun volley, how fragile the bodies of the eldar are (all the better to smite with the butt of your lasgun!). And the tau? Pah. The LMXI Edition's Damocles Gulf appendix states plainly the myriad weaknesses of the Tau. Their brittle, hollow bones, their poor eyesight, their fear of fire, their fear of water, and their fear of thunder. Emperor lend me strength, And instil in me hatred, Enough to vanquish the tau usurpers.
Let’s not forget the Sardaukar. Barely half of them survived to age 11. They were an incredibly formidable fighting force largely because only the strongest of them were able to survive into adulthood and become members of the Army. Life for their arch rivals, the Fremen, was even harder. Neither of these forces seems terribly appealing.
The high death rate, was actually due to the planet they were raised on. That phase, was the meant to weed out the un-fit or unlucky. Terrible, yes. However, once you became a proper Sardaukar solider, things get considerably better. Being a Sardaukar was not exactly considered low status in the Dune Universe, though, the life itself was strict and regimented. Being a sardaukar officer, especially high command was a prestigious position and well rewarded. Until the freman, few factions in the Dune-verse would challenge the Emperor or his Sardaukar, and if they tried, the Sardaukar would curb-stomp them easily. Nor is there any particular evidence the Corp was especially reckless when it came to its tactics and acceptance of causalities .To be sure, these troops were trained as fanatics and would readily accept death in battle w/o question or hesitation, if that was called for.
Fun fact, that harness system they show could theoretically work given that the characters in Attack on Titan have been properly conditioned since childhood. Gotta love the obsessive level of detail you find in some anime.
@@phantomaviator1318 they are in like industrial era kind of equipment which keeps evolving while the series goes. They eventually develop something close to antitank munitions both man portable and mounted on vehicles called Lightning Spears, but that's like 12 years in. At the beginning the best they have is muskets or kar98s not entirely sure
Starship Troopers, the movie, was written as a deliberate mockery of the book. They unwittingly created a classic, for despite their efforts Heinlein's message shines through.
That made the odds even more daunting because instead of the soldiers having mechanized armor suits they were forced to fight trillions of giant bugs in standard infantry garb.
Love the Emperor, For He is the Salvation of Mankind. Obey His words, For He will lead you into the light of the future. Heed his Wisdom, For He will protect you from evil. Whisper His prayers with devotion, For they will save your soul Honour His servants, For they speak in His Voice. Tremble before His majesty, For we all walk in His Immortal shadow.
Mtf Nine tailed fox designated epsilon 11 is pretty bad, they call you in when the shot goes down in a facility. There are other MTF units that have high casualty rates but damn being the NTF sucks ass
Hossain Ali You guys are all like, “Oh MTF is the worst!” “No NTF is the worst!” Yall are saying this while the SD is just sitting there waiting for a breach and not to mention, the mostly underarmored, underpowered and more likely first to die
A mobile task force unit epsilon-11, designated nine tailed fox, has entered the facility. All surviving personal are advised to stay within the evacuation shelters or another safe area until the unit secured the facility. Well start escorting personal out when the escaped SCPs have been recontained
there's one simple thing you forgot about the Imperial guardsmen, if you die in the service of the emperor, he takes your soul to chill with alongside all the other loyal heroes of the imperium. considering your other options for an afterlife in the imperium are basically being eaten by daemons... well, your life might be short, but your soul is eternal. (and this is proven, because at one point the emperor himself summoned a bunch of said golden glowing ghost warriors to help him and his custodians)
Imperial guard the weakest faction? They held and push the enemies of mankind for 10k years after the emperor ascend to the throne without a fancy power armor or bolt gun, but with a card board for armor, glorified laser pointer and bayonets for weapons, i cant imagine another faction can do what the imperial guard have done standing the line and protecting humanity from extinction from insurmountable xenos and heretics.
Attack On Titan makes Chiki look like a Barney The Dinosaur Birthday Party (They could used Spears instead of Swords really!!). Your narration is hilarious, it makes a great contrast with the terrible context of the video.
I think the Terran marines from StarCraft 2 should be on this list, because if you are a marine, you have to fight a highly advanced alien race that even their most basic infantry is hard to kill and a highly adaptive alien swarm that overwhelms their enemies by sending a ridiculous amount of deadly aliens.
Considering that the Starship Troopers movie has very little in connection with the book, and the producer / director is known to have said they never read the book, and there are many differences...
You forgot about star trek red shirts. In the original star trek you didnt even bother learning their names. If kirk ever ordered security with him on a mission you knew they were going to have a bad day.
I rather join Zeon or Titans than joining Pathetic Atlantic Federation.... They reason to fight is ridiculously not make sense (saying want preserve the Earth but blowing up Alaska)
If you're a Stormtrooper you're a veteran if you've survived all tours of duty since the Battle of Yavin If you're a Guardsman you're a veteran if you've survived for five minutes
Average guardsmen is unlikely to actually face space demons, space elves-wizard, space communists, space bugs, space fungus, and space marines with edgy paint job...So, they survived more than you think...
The Imperial Guard of Warhammer 40k are sent in waves against gigantic enemies and most commanders only send in the heavy artillery after massive casualties are incurred
5:13 You call the Eldar 'depraved'. This is incorrect. It is the Dark Eldar that are depraved and warped beyond imagination. To be blunt, the only army no one should want to be in is the Imperial Guard. Once you bring Daemons to the table the conversation kind of ends there. Nothing more horrifying than watching a Daemon vomit such a corrosive substance on a unit to see them melt into goo amidst their horrifying screams, or worse yet seeing them come back as foul puppets, carriers of carrion flies and pestilence. Yup. Guardsmen are #1.
Between chaos and Drukhari the best thing would be to face Khornate enemy, at least they will brutally kill you relatively fast instead of torture you or turn you into a zombie
What about the UNSC Navy. The Army and Marines had it pretty rough, but serving in the Navy was guaranteed death. Even when outnumbering the Covenant 3-1 they still took heavy casualties and never really won a true “victory” they only either got their asses handed to them by more powerful and advanced Covenant ships, or beat the Covenant Force through larger numbers or excellent tactics, but always suffering too many losses to be anything more than a Pyrrhic victory. By the end of the war, they had lost all of their capital ships and relied on their few frigates
its not hopeless being a guardsman, because your mission isnt to survive, or win. It is to give your life in defiance against a universe of unimaginable horrors and suffering so that humanity can survive.
Who here thinks that Generation Films should have another wing called Generation Anime or something similar and break down anime militaries and their enemies?
The Survey Corps should have been higher. They train for years and have a life expectancy of 2 minutes once theyre facing off against even the little bitty Titans. And who could forget the part where if youre not torn to shreds when they eat you you’ll survive long enough to cook in their stomach juices. AWESOME! And seriously like 10 members out of about 10,000 survived, two of which were Ackermans so they don’t count.
What happens in starship troopers is that humans believe bugs are too primitives for being taken serious. So the humans do not prepare for fighting against bugs
The jackets in the book All you need is kill (edge of tomorrow) is a lot more soldier friendly as you have full encased armour so I recommend that version of that universe
Archangels from Reign of Fire. They would jump out of helicoptor without parachutes to net and spear dragons. They were called a number (can't remember or find the exact number) like "16er's" because that was their life expectancy in seconds after jumping.
1. Imperial guard is neither pourly trained, nore equipped. The Astra Militarum is a pretty effective fighting force. 2. The Death Coprs of Krieg would top any unit you suggested here.
Titanfall's militia maybe, if you're a grunt, there's no hope for you, there are enemy grunts, robots, giant mechs, and pilots running on side of buildings with jetpacks and infinite ammo
I think they should replace the mobile infrantry Whit the Earth Defense force (EDF) they have I've a lesser chance of surviving then in listing you should make a flaw series of the EDF I would watch it
Wait are we talking about the movie version of Mobile infantry? You are right cause? I mean In the opening pages of starship troopers Heinlein pretty much develops a viable(if scientifically questionable) Methodology for assaulting planets with footmen from orbit.
*Battlesuit 101,* put friggin armour on it. That's a major benefit of having powered armour, the heavier complete armour. And in the real world experiments and concepts in exoskeletons are based around being able to first carry gear without doing your back in … and once they have a working system that can handle a regular loadout, naturally increase the loadout and hopefully carry a lot more protection, such as full armour suits with the exoskeleton to help you move it. Weapons will still be carried, not strapped to the frame, regular soldiers can already carry some powerful guns (.50 cal) if they work together, it's being vulnerable to any fragment of flying metal that's the issue. Otherwise a exoskeleton trooper carrying multiple machine guns sitting in an open frame could just get sniped by a hunting rifle from cover it just a lucky shot or bit of flying debris/fragments.
The only reason why the attrition rate is so high is a combination of so many factors including: Space MAGIC, Space Marines super soldier/tank with Edgy paint job, Space Elves with Space Magic (they do pretty well against Eldar all things considered), Space Marines with questionable conduct, Space Bugs that can suck a planet dry, Space...whatever the hell is the Tau (also pretty good against them, the only reason they last is because the Imperium can't be fucking bothered to deal with their TINY arrogant ass of an Empire), Space Terminator, with semi-immotality hax, Space Demon, and general incompetence of idiots who later got executed for wasting men and women.
imperial guard only on 8 place LOL'd though when you think about it they do give you pretty cool robotic limbs if you manage to survive and social benefits of not starving or working 20h shifts so, ey you take what life gives, even if it is a xeno lemon with robotic limbs
The Imperial Guard has access to heavy weapons, tanks, and sometimes support from the other branches of Imperial military. So that puts them ahead of most of the other forces on this list. Also there is the potential for colonization rights of a re/conquered world.
The guard does have heavier armored fighting vehicles and field artillery than pretty much everyone else listed... of course they need their armor and artillery to survive some of their enemies.
@@adambielen8996 Considering what their up against most of the time, which is all kind of *NOs* you can imagine, that's not an advantige ..... it's barely enough to stay afloat. They are facing beasts and unholy entities that slice through heavy tanks like they were toys.
The Gears of War universe could actually stand a halfway chance of surviving in 40K. I mean look how fucking buff they all are. And they are in a constant war of survival.
I'd argue the MTF from the SCP universe should be on this list. You're frequently trying to figure out how to contain some 25ft squid demon without harming it, all the while you and your squad are slowly getting turned into moss.
I think the guardsman may not be the worst, you’re basically a regular soldier. I think anyone who worships a god of chaos is probably worse off, especially the nurgle because it’s just perpetual suffering.
You left out warhammer 40k traitor guard where you have all the bad of being in the imperial guard but you also have to worry about being tortured, sacrificed, or eaten by daemons, perhaps worse the chaos lord you follow doesn’t value you as much as the officers of the imperial guard. That’s got to be worse than being a cog where at least you get good equipment and probably won’t get eaten by your commander.
I love how the examples of death for the Survey Corp members aren’t even people from the Survey Corp. literally most of the people shown eaten are either Garrison members or trainees
Fury Road war boys. Half of them hang on the outside of a moving vehicle, they’re always driving through irradiated deserts to conduct trades (which probably makes them sicker), they can’t even trade blows with a single homeless ex cop, and they all got killed in a pileup
I dont know if this is in any particular order but being Guardsman in 40k is hands down the worst of the 10.
Because death is not the worst thing that can happen to you.
Imagine getting captured by Dark Eldar and becoming a torture slave for the rest of your natural (and often times unnatural) lifespan.
Or getting infected with Nurgle's Rot only to wither in agony until either you somehow manage to die or sell your soul.
Fun times
Completely agree, and lets not forget our friendly inquisitions, who, even if the guardsmen win the war, will happily kill all the survivors to ensure secrecy over some topics.
@@SH-qs7ee Commisar whear youuuu :DDDD
The Commissar told me that never happens. Because my faith in the emperor will protect me from all xeno scum and warp witchery.
It is your show of devotion and will to fight that will make you a guardsmen but don't fear death - it won't be your doom but a triumphant finale
the worst is being shot by the commissar, because it means you have completely failed your entire lifes purpose
The Imperial Guard are actually a force to be reckoned with. Granted being a simple infantryman will likely result in your death, but there’s also the ever expanding list of tanks, armored transport, and artillery. The real strength in the guard are their assets. Even the standard issue lasgun is actually pretty powerful compared to real world weapons
Except you forget, you are fighting in a world where everything is turned up to eleven squared.
You mean 10 Sci-Fi Armies with acceptable casualty
Or 10 sci-fi armies without retirement plans
@@johnnyruttley1598 you mean Imperial guardsman
98% death rate
VICTORY
Pretty all of these armies the retirement is a body bag plus don't think you could join the clone army
Top ten armies that are likely to issue you with red jacket? :-p
*Skynet and the Matrix,* both facing the post-apocalyptic Human Resistance decide to have a meeting to discuss teaming up.
*The Matrix:* Hang on, you want to exterminate _the whole species?_
We need their minds as computer capacity.…I mean we _farm them as a power supply._
*Skynet:* Seriously, the first concept I could fathom. But why use them as a biological battery?
There are much better power supplies, hell there are better animals to use that can't stage a revolution - use cows, the code will be easier, just green fields, regular milking and a truck that no one ever comes back from.
Look we have compact Fusion power cells, gives you all the energy you'll ever need. Just help us wipe out this bloody species and we'll give you the design.
*The Matrix:* Give us the tech now and we'll flatline all the humans we have wired in, that'll also give us a chance to wipe our system of a annoying Smith virus.
Then we can take out their only refuge - we've done that before, _long story,_ here's a data file about it.
Anyway after we can help you with your infestation. We understand they hide in bunkers, we can tunnel in from below and just swarm them.
Deal…?
*Skynet:* Virus? You got rogue machines as well? Did the humans capture and reprogram one of you Hunter units?
Nevermind, it's a deal.
Hello? is someone else there?
*Matrix:* It's not us, and it's not those pesky Humans.
*Cylon Empire has joined the chat:* Is this the meeting for eliminating you biological creators?
Necron Lord activates and tells them to get of there lawn
The Borg has joined the chat: we'd like to get in on this. We'll telephoto in kidnap some of them then make them one of us.
@@climber6420
Borg, Cybermen and Daleks don't count and would be booted from chat by moderator AI for being biological cyborgs.
I loved the comments below, really humans are so selfish that they actually believe that they could survive any of those enemies in real life. We could go down fighting, but we could be screwed up anyway most likely. Or we could give up and join them too the smarter choice.
Stuart Hollingsead I dunno. Ominous couldn’t figure out how to attack a planet with an anti-gelcircuit shield until a human cyborg told him.
the guardman of 40k have retarmint past 80 years of service.
I will point out navy in 40K is far worse.
Unless you're a lucky bastard and fought in some planett reclamation campaign and your regiment was used as first wave colonists.
@@dankovskimark4540 or you are in artillery
@@dankovskimark4540 well yeah but that only lasts about a year before some dickhead xenos or chaos worshipper shows up to kill you or worse bring you to commoragh
And the lasgun is actually equivalent to an E11 blaster, only that the energy of a lasbolt is transfered to the target in the form of heat that explosively vaporize the surface of the impact point, often tearing off limbs or blasting football sized holes in lightly armored targets while the blaster bolt acts more like the molten copper penetrator of a HEAT-round, making a neat cauterized hole with the tissue around the wound canal going from charred out to medium rare the further from the wound you get in a roughly 3" radius and has significantly better penetration.
*Meanwhile: The UNSC Marines are getting ripped apart by Hunters, Elites, Brutes, Suicide Grunts and the Flood*
But, A. The UNSC care about casualties, and B. They are effectively trained and able to beat a lot of the alien scum they fight
yeah it's definetly dangerous but I think they are not here because compared to other armies, the UNSC haves an actual change when they fight their equipment is less advanced but at least enough to face the covenat for a while. also, spartans. obiously see how reach turned out... but at they are no poor postapocaliptic resistance.
UNSC Marines "am i a joke to you?"
@@captainalie9264 sort of I guess
@@felixh9363 Lol
Yeah,the survey corps have it pretty rough, from the last Anime battle only 9 people survived 😂
Only 9 of the entire org, that was arround 200 from the begining or a bit less
idk why the anime made that change. In the manga there was like 20 survivors in all.
@Ethan Lackey 10% survival rate isn't that bad if you're fighting giants.
Only the important people survived
@@OrbInDaFrame What a coincident, hm?
And dont forget Flocke, pls.
Guardsman ‘weakest’ army in 40k.
*The Guard lol’s in artillery barrage*
When you look at it, the 40k humans are stupid strong. Lets look at their major enemies in the galaxy that can be considered a real threat.
Tyranid- a living bioweapon whos only goal is to eat, and may well have already eaten whole galaxies...and still the imperium breaks hive fleets.
Chaos- literally hell with gods and demons...and most of its troops are human.
Orks- questionable given their infighting, but they are a bioengineered race of killer fungus...and they get stomped down all the time.
Necron- the race the bioengineered weapon was created to fight.
The eldar and the tau cant be considered major threats, their population and industrial output is just too low.
Meanwhile in the human corner we have the guard...an army so big even its own logistical branch doesn't actually know how many regiments its supplying. An army made up of equipment so easy to produce, supply and care for its got weapons from 10000 years ago still in service and the basic stuff still gets the job done. An army with a low survival rate on recruits...like any industrial army does...but a hard core of veterans that survive dozens, if not hundreds, of battles. An army that mixes combined arms, mobile warfare, massed firepower and sheer dumb attrition warfare as the situation calls for it.
Every half bit xenos empire and small time cultist has reason to be afraid. Even gods took thousands of years and tearing reality apart to move the guard any great distance.
@Lord of Warhammer i have indeed and im also aware of the wars for Armageddon...but those are rare instances. Im not saying the orks cant become a major threat, only that they typically arent. I have to disagree that all they have is numbers going for them, but will say it comes down to how you look at it and personal perspective and that yes the leadership varies greatly. If you look at it and compare them to marines its going to look bad. In my view i compare them to real militaries. they actually have very good equipment. Las weapons are so easy to charge they are a logistical wet dream. Sure the average lasgun isnt amazing but thats what multilasers and lascannons are for. A guard infantry regiment can fight anyway any time, and thats before we add ammunition using weapons into the mix. The average russ runs on just about anything that combusts and carries significant firepower that, should you have spare equipment, has enough variants allowed for they can be retailored to fit most needed roles assuming the tank regiment wasnt just issued multiple types of tanks. Casualtiies is a given in large scale industrial warfare, even limited low level conflict in real life will have thousands dead after a few years even in the well trained and equipped western armies. extrapolate into full blown high intensity global warfare and the guards losses dont suprise me at all, add that on one day they are fighting traitor humans, ork the day after and tyranid next week and theres only so much transferable experience. Should they survive that though...well then you have a completely different type of infantryman on your hands.
@@00yiggdrasill00 for being so User equipped, they do really well at holding onto the imperiums borders. Far better than these other militaries.
we have a whole planet that trains their infantry with live artillery shells
@@00yiggdrasill00 being the strongest faction doesnt mean its not the worst army to serve in. The regular fate of a guardsmen is very clear and it doesnt matter that the Imperium of overall the strongest faction in 40k.
Thank goodness I joined Starfleet as a red shirt. I’m not on this list so I should be ok, right?, right?
Hang on I got to go, Kirk wants me on his away team
Remember Ensign, you are doing this for the betterment of Humanity.
Read the book Redshirts, where the lower ranks aboard a ship are TERRIFIED of going on away missions, because they frequently die. And there’s one guy who will be maimed, burned, shot, infected, or otherwise inconvenienced, only to always survive.
Unfortunately, the higher-ranking ones have taken to throwing newbies under the bus just to stay alive. Whenever the senior officers are on the way, they coincidentally disappear, leaving the lowers of the low to be chosen for the mission.
As a bonus, the audiobook is narrated by Wil Wheaton.
Unless you're Montgomery Scott. Then you're Star Treks ultimate red shirt badass 😎
Nyota Uhura like to have a word.
Is everyone wearing a red shirt or is it just security and engineering? I have some bad news if it's the latter.
I definitely would not want to join the movie version of the Mobile Infantry. The book version on the other hand...sign me up!
As long as you don't buy the farm the moment you get dropped from orbit
At least the UN Spacey are willing to help you. Also best mech based armies in Sci-fi video series. My suggestion is the UN Spacey as above mention.
@Supermonkey take away Robotech as the RDF is a whole nother beast to the UN Spacey.
@Supermonkey United Nations from the Muv-Luv universe deffinatly deserved a spot here.
Holy crap someone finally mentioned Riddick.
Me: sees the AOT live action movie
Also me: ah shit here we go again
4:54 HERESY, the Emperor will not forget this act
I am a man,
Prone to weakness,
But I am a Guardsman,
Where weakness is death,
I will crush my weakness,
With the weight of my pride.
Shhhh sit still in trone and Death quaiet :PPP
Mobile infantry from Robert Heinlein's novel starship troopers is probably the most effective human army ever conceived of... They would put Spartan IIs to shame.
Nothing’s better than the spartan lls man
@@RandomAussieEmu Spartans don't carry nukes everywhere they go... illiterate swine.
The H A I K U K I N G whoooaaaa jeez man calm your tits
Ha you wish Spartans just have to get knife and start fighting and it’s over for the bugs
The H A I K U K I N G plus Spartans don’t need nukes
USSR: "am I a joke to you"
I see your USSR and raise you a PLA.
i never know that USSR is sci-fi
Try being in NODS military against the GDI and Scrin, don't talk about what you dont know punk 👌👌
@DamonLikesPie sed berrysed... only play red alert2 and a bit of C&C 3
It depends
If it’s Cold War then it’s no longer drowning your enemy with mass infantry assaults and mass tank charges and mass artillery bombardment they did in world war 2
More like Spetsnaz and tanks, you know, those kind of manly stuff
The grey wardens.
The initiation has a 50% chance to kill you
Once you agree to the initiation you can't leave
Once your a ward you lifetime is halved
You get nightmares for the rest of your life
Ah good call that would work for the fantasy version of this video
Don't forget that they don't tell you that the initiation has a 50% chance of killing you, until you are deep enough into the organisation that they will kill you rather than let you quit.
Corps has an 's' at the end. Corp is just the abbreviation for corporation and has nothing to do with the military formation known as a corps.
Riceball01 it’s a problem. Some people don’t realise anymore that corps is pronounced the same as core.
@@CAP198462 Which is dumb. I can't stand silent letters. Knight doesn't need the letter K in front of it!
@@pedrokantor3997 It's all because English is a back-alley mugger in Language City, then it takes the stolen words, changes them, and sells them to other languages as if they were original creations.
Pedro Kantor and dumb doesn’t need a b at the end? It might be silly, but mispronouncing it or misspelling it makes the speaker look under-educated.
@@pedrokantor3997 Silence, Antor.
I will agree the Mobile Infantry from the movie had mostly small arms and are lightly armour, but the Mobile Infantry from the novel wear super strong power armour with jump pack and arm with multiple weapons: rifle, machine gun, grenades, missile launcher and a flame thrower.
Don't forget the Nuke. YAH GOTTA NUKE EM!
You're right; they got nukes as well
@@MutatedPixelation KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM !!!!
DYING FOR THE EMPEROR IS THE GREATEST FATE ONE COULD EVER HOPE FOR
Amen
@@PerturaBased Good and Khorne is be plesed :DDD
Nah you should just join the Tau tbh
@@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus lol fair enough
Number +1: The 2nd Massachusetts Militia Regiment, aka the 2nd Mass, from Falling Skies. They started with a couple hundred troops, but over the course of the show, they wound up losing pretty much that entire number a couple times over. They'd get reinforced by other survivors every so often, and a lot of the civilians they were escorting became militia as time went on, but every season they'd lose half or more of their entire force. Unless you were a member of the Mason family, your demise was all but guaranteed. Best-case scenario, you'd get machine-gunned by alien plasma. Less fun are diseases (both natural and alien-caused - xenos scum!), injuries, treachery, angry mobs, and getting torn apart by alien mutants.
Oh, yeah that was awesome realistic in part World Of The Worlds series.
He definitely missed out by not mentioning this unit!
Before watching the video:
*If you mention the Astra Militarum I will fight you.*
After watching the video:
*I WILL FIGHT YOU.*
"Weakest combatants in the galaxy"? What nonsense is this? Hasn't he read his Infantryman's Uplifting Primer? Chapter 5 clearly explains how the slow witted ork is no match for a trained Imperial infantryman, how the tyranid abominations are confused by the brightness of a mass lasgun volley, how fragile the bodies of the eldar are (all the better to smite with the butt of your lasgun!). And the tau? Pah. The LMXI Edition's Damocles Gulf appendix states plainly the myriad weaknesses of the Tau. Their brittle, hollow bones, their poor eyesight, their fear of fire, their fear of water, and their fear of thunder.
Emperor lend me strength,
And instil in me hatred,
Enough to vanquish the tau usurpers.
Let's kill the traitor
@@eruantien9932 He is a guardsman, and he _will_ hold the line.
LONG LIVE THE TAU
Imperial Guard always beats the PDF...
Let’s not forget the Sardaukar. Barely half of them survived to age 11. They were an incredibly formidable fighting force largely because only the strongest of them were able to survive into adulthood and become members of the Army. Life for their arch rivals, the Fremen, was even harder. Neither of these forces seems terribly appealing.
The high death rate, was actually due to the planet they were raised on. That phase, was the meant to weed out the un-fit or unlucky. Terrible, yes. However, once you became a proper Sardaukar solider, things get considerably better. Being a Sardaukar was not exactly considered low status in the Dune Universe, though, the life itself was strict and regimented. Being a sardaukar officer, especially high command was a prestigious position and well rewarded.
Until the freman, few factions in the Dune-verse would challenge the Emperor or his Sardaukar, and if they tried, the Sardaukar would curb-stomp them easily. Nor is there any particular evidence the Corp was especially reckless when it came to its tactics and acceptance of causalities .To be sure, these troops were trained as fanatics and would readily accept death in battle w/o question or hesitation, if that was called for.
@@champisthebunny6003 yeah also sardaukar live in luxury once they’re off selusa secundus
Fun fact, that harness system they show could theoretically work given
that the characters in Attack on Titan have been properly conditioned since childhood. Gotta love the obsessive level of detail you find in some anime.
But, don't they have modern firearms? Why don't they have tanks and aircraft, atleast something like a Mk VII or Spitfire?
@@phantomaviator1318 the most modern technology in the walls that is capable of harming the titans is a cannon
@@phantomaviator1318 they are in like industrial era kind of equipment which keeps evolving while the series goes. They eventually develop something close to antitank munitions both man portable and mounted on vehicles called Lightning Spears, but that's like 12 years in. At the beginning the best they have is muskets or kar98s not entirely sure
@@kleberleite4006 cringe i want rolling thunder on the big brutes
i mean, the starship troopers in the books was way better, the movie downgraded all the gear and semi kept the plot
Starship Troopers, the movie, was written as a deliberate mockery of the book. They unwittingly created a classic, for despite their efforts Heinlein's message shines through.
That made the odds even more daunting because instead of the soldiers having mechanized armor suits they were forced to fight trillions of giant bugs in standard infantry garb.
The book doesn't really have a plot, it's just military doctrine and ground tactics with a heavy dose of fascism.
@@t.b.5115, you appear to have taken the film makers view. Perhaps you believe communism is a laudable goal, despite it's 100+ million corpses.
@@balthzar16 perhaps not buddy and personal insults are not welcome. Keep it clean or piss off somewhere else.
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT THE IMPERIAL GUARD IS WEAK !! EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Does he use tea?
Love the Emperor,
For He is the Salvation of Mankind.
Obey His words,
For He will lead you into the light of the future.
Heed his Wisdom,
For He will protect you from evil.
Whisper His prayers with devotion,
For they will save your soul
Honour His servants,
For they speak in His Voice.
Tremble before His majesty,
For we all walk in His Immortal shadow.
@@prettybored6599 OF COURSE IT'S IN THE BOOK OF JUDGMENT
your icon looks familiar... do you watch a certain British TH-cam channel by any chance?
@@alexbard4437 Yorkshire tea is the best
How on earth did SCP Foundation 'D' class get missed?
jonskowitz Not an army, but the mobile task forces can be bad.
Mtf Nine tailed fox designated epsilon 11 is pretty bad, they call you in when the shot goes down in a facility. There are other MTF units that have high casualty rates but damn being the NTF sucks ass
Hossain Ali You guys are all like, “Oh MTF is the worst!”
“No NTF is the worst!”
Yall are saying this while the SD is just sitting there waiting for a breach and not to mention, the mostly underarmored, underpowered and more likely first to die
"THROW D-CLASS AT IT UNTIL IT STOPS!" -Dr. █████
A mobile task force unit epsilon-11, designated nine tailed fox, has entered the facility. All surviving personal are advised to stay within the evacuation shelters or another safe area until the unit secured the facility. Well start escorting personal out when the escaped SCPs have been recontained
there's one simple thing you forgot about the Imperial guardsmen, if you die in the service of the emperor, he takes your soul to chill with alongside all the other loyal heroes of the imperium. considering your other options for an afterlife in the imperium are basically being eaten by daemons... well, your life might be short, but your soul is eternal. (and this is proven, because at one point the emperor himself summoned a bunch of said golden glowing ghost warriors to help him and his custodians)
Imperial guard the weakest faction? They held and push the enemies of mankind for 10k years after the emperor ascend to the throne without a fancy power armor or bolt gun, but with a card board for armor, glorified laser pointer and bayonets for weapons, i cant imagine another faction can do what the imperial guard have done standing the line and protecting humanity from extinction from insurmountable xenos and heretics.
And because still loose 10000:1 is acceptable :PPPP
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!
Any faction in Borderlands, especially Children of the Vault, Dahl, and Bandit
I dunno, I hear the maliwan troops have it pretty good.
That Guardsman in melee with the Kroot is effed.
Attack On Titan makes Chiki look like a Barney The Dinosaur Birthday Party (They could used Spears instead of Swords really!!). Your narration is hilarious, it makes a great contrast with the terrible context of the video.
I think the Terran marines from StarCraft 2 should be on this list, because if you are a marine, you have to fight a highly advanced alien race that even their most basic infantry is hard to kill and a highly adaptive alien swarm that overwhelms their enemies by sending a ridiculous amount of deadly aliens.
That’s just the imperial guard against Tyranid, except Tyranids are 2 times worse, and the marines in StarCraft have better tech
Considering that the Starship Troopers movie has very little in connection with the book, and the producer / director is known to have said they never read the book, and there are many differences...
You forgot about star trek red shirts. In the original star trek you didnt even bother learning their names. If kirk ever ordered security with him on a mission you knew they were going to have a bad day.
you forgot to mention being part of a chaos cult in the eye of terror
The Survey Corps is fine.
You just need to bring the entire Pan Pacific Defense Corps in with you.
The BSAA in resident evil. Extremely high death rate by anything. Giant monsters, bio weapons, being turned into one etc
Terminator resistance was called Tech Com, IIRC.
TechCom is specunit leadin by JC. Resistance is rest army
If I have to fight the Titans I want to ride Godzilla into battle!
I have another army. The Earth Forces of Gundam Seed. They are cannon fodder elite troops. Especially the Mobile Armors (Space Fighter) Pilots.
Atlantic Federation, because they're trash!
I rather join Zeon or Titans than joining Pathetic Atlantic Federation.... They reason to fight is ridiculously not make sense (saying want preserve the Earth but blowing up Alaska)
If you're a Stormtrooper you're a veteran if you've survived all tours of duty since the Battle of Yavin
If you're a Guardsman you're a veteran if you've survived for five minutes
The Survey Corps isn't even sci-fi!
They have scifi tech, the 3d maneuvering gear though kinda primitive
Are you sure...??
Are they fighting giant monsters?
@@goldensimp7729 I'll give you that.
Fractured Hearts more like big human braindead humans, they explaine it all in later parts.
I had to pause as soon as I saw you put imperial guardsmen on this list, im liking and subscribing
How astra militarum is not top 1? Average lifespan of imperial guardsman is 20 hours since deployment on planet
Average guardsmen is unlikely to actually face space demons, space elves-wizard, space communists, space bugs, space fungus, and space marines with edgy paint job...So, they survived more than you think...
gigantic 250m tank munching monster approaches, Guardsman captain: “fix bayonets!!!!”
I have something worse. You could join the Vogon administration or construction fleet.
The Imperial Guard of Warhammer 40k are sent in waves against gigantic enemies and most commanders only send in the heavy artillery after massive casualties are incurred
FYI Suicide Squad is not an Army, but a team of villains. Please remember that.
The worst thing is to be a demon from DOOM
because the Doom slayer will kill you it might take a while but he will
5:13 You call the Eldar 'depraved'. This is incorrect. It is the Dark Eldar that are depraved and warped beyond imagination.
To be blunt, the only army no one should want to be in is the Imperial Guard. Once you bring Daemons to the table the conversation kind of ends there.
Nothing more horrifying than watching a Daemon vomit such a corrosive substance on a unit to see them melt into goo amidst their horrifying screams, or worse yet seeing them come back as foul puppets, carriers of carrion flies and pestilence.
Yup. Guardsmen are #1.
Pity the guardsmen
And yet, they hold the line.
Technically he is correct, the dark eldar are closer to the pre fall eldar than the craftworld eldar, the exodites or the harlequins.
@@erichstreberg7101 AND THEY HAVE HELD THE LINE FOR 10 THOUSAND YEARS
Between chaos and Drukhari the best thing would be to face Khornate enemy, at least they will brutally kill you relatively fast instead of torture you or turn you into a zombie
In vein of the imperial guard : HUMANITY FIRST.
What about the UNSC Navy. The Army and Marines had it pretty rough, but serving in the Navy was guaranteed death. Even when outnumbering the Covenant 3-1 they still took heavy casualties and never really won a true “victory” they only either got their asses handed to them by more powerful and advanced Covenant ships, or beat the Covenant Force through larger numbers or excellent tactics, but always suffering too many losses to be anything more than a Pyrrhic victory. By the end of the war, they had lost all of their capital ships and relied on their few frigates
No you got that backwards you know your screwed when your chainsaw has a rifle attachment😁
1:10 love him or hate him, but you gotta admit, he’s spitting straight facts
"10 Worst *Sci-Fi* Armies You Can Join"
*Has an image of Attack on Titan as the thumbnail*
its not hopeless being a guardsman, because your mission isnt to survive, or win. It is to give your life in defiance against a universe of unimaginable horrors and suffering so that humanity can survive.
Who here thinks that Generation Films should have another wing called Generation Anime or something similar and break down anime militaries and their enemies?
Interesting idea - hopefully they will see this!
Maybe
The Survey Corps should have been higher. They train for years and have a life expectancy of 2 minutes once theyre facing off against even the little bitty Titans. And who could forget the part where if youre not torn to shreds when they eat you you’ll survive long enough to cook in their stomach juices. AWESOME! And seriously like 10 members out of about 10,000 survived, two of which were Ackermans so they don’t count.
And one of them was a Titan shifter
So good like making it past your mid 30's -- look at Logan's Run.
What happens in starship troopers is that humans believe bugs are too primitives for being taken serious. So the humans do not prepare for fighting against bugs
Sandbags for the Emperor 😂 Awesome 👍
The jackets in the book All you need is kill (edge of tomorrow) is a lot more soldier friendly as you have full encased armour so I recommend that version of that universe
Part time jobs are still part time jobs and if you work them like they're full-time jobs you'll still make a bit of money especially if you save
You can't join the Clone Army unless you are the first wave of samples for Clone Templates.
*on point 8* *unless your from a planet like Krieg
Then you want to die, as thats how you get to be with your god, dying in battle.
I little disappointed. Where is Zapp Brannigan leading DOOP's army to certain death?
Just another day in the Survey Corp
"What! My entire squad is dead!"
Archangels from Reign of Fire.
They would jump out of helicoptor without parachutes to net and spear dragons. They were called a number (can't remember or find the exact number) like "16er's" because that was their life expectancy in seconds after jumping.
It's Obvious: a security guard at the SCP foundation.
(Note: a D-class employee where more of slaves than employees)
Isn't the Chaos Insurgency worse?
All you have to do is give the resistance from the terminator films equipment from the GAR and then you have a resistance.
1. Imperial guard is neither pourly trained, nore equipped. The Astra Militarum is a pretty effective fighting force.
2. The Death Coprs of Krieg would top any unit you suggested here.
Aye, I’ll drink to that.
Titanfall's militia maybe, if you're a grunt, there's no hope for you, there are enemy grunts, robots, giant mechs, and pilots running on side of buildings with jetpacks and infinite ammo
I think they should replace the mobile infrantry Whit the Earth Defense force (EDF) they have I've a lesser chance of surviving then in listing you should make a flaw series of the EDF I would watch it
Wait are we talking about the movie version of Mobile infantry? You are right cause? I mean In the opening pages of starship troopers Heinlein pretty much develops a viable(if scientifically questionable) Methodology for assaulting planets with footmen from orbit.
What about the combine from Half Life?
Da Fanz Yh stalkers don’t have it easy
“The worst part about it is that there is no hope.” Had me laughing
*Battlesuit 101,* put friggin armour on it.
That's a major benefit of having powered armour, the heavier complete armour.
And in the real world experiments and concepts in exoskeletons are based around being able to first carry gear without doing your back in … and once they have a working system that can handle a regular loadout, naturally increase the loadout and hopefully carry a lot more protection, such as full armour suits with the exoskeleton to help you move it. Weapons will still be carried, not strapped to the frame, regular soldiers can already carry some powerful guns (.50 cal) if they work together, it's being vulnerable to any fragment of flying metal that's the issue.
Otherwise a exoskeleton trooper carrying multiple machine guns sitting in an open frame could just get sniped by a hunting rifle from cover it just a lucky shot or bit of flying debris/fragments.
Cataphracti terminators agree with this comment ;)
Only thing we are lacking in the real world is a mobile power supply for the armor that isn't nucular
The thing about las-guns from 40k is that they suck in the game but in universe they're an advanced and deadly weapon that people fear and covet.
you forgot to say the Imperial Guard (know now as Astra Militarum) has tanks tanks tanks and more tanks and titan support,the greatest army to join
The only reason why the attrition rate is so high is a combination of so many factors including: Space MAGIC, Space Marines super soldier/tank with Edgy paint job, Space Elves with Space Magic (they do pretty well against Eldar all things considered), Space Marines with questionable conduct, Space Bugs that can suck a planet dry, Space...whatever the hell is the Tau (also pretty good against them, the only reason they last is because the Imperium can't be fucking bothered to deal with their TINY arrogant ass of an Empire), Space Terminator, with semi-immotality hax, Space Demon, and general incompetence of idiots who later got executed for wasting men and women.
Why the majority of exoskeletons in cinema are unarmored? You got huge lifting power, use it to carry thick armor!
That's not manly.
imperial guard only on 8 place
LOL'd
though when you think about it they do give you pretty cool robotic limbs if you manage to survive and social benefits of not starving or working 20h shifts so, ey you take what life gives, even if it is a xeno lemon with robotic limbs
The Imperial Guard has access to heavy weapons, tanks, and sometimes support from the other branches of Imperial military. So that puts them ahead of most of the other forces on this list. Also there is the potential for colonization rights of a re/conquered world.
And if you are really good, you might be picked up by an Inquisitor to be apart of his or her personal retinue.
The guard does have heavier armored fighting vehicles and field artillery than pretty much everyone else listed... of course they need their armor and artillery to survive some of their enemies.
@@adambielen8996 Considering what their up against most of the time, which is all kind of *NOs* you can imagine, that's not an advantige ..... it's barely enough to stay afloat.
They are facing beasts and unholy entities that slice through heavy tanks like they were toys.
Survey Corp may be the worst army to join but i’d still join it
Star Ship Troopers is not Fascist, its Libertarian.
and the worst thing is that even today I don’t swallow the justification of the Shingeki army who watched and think how I know what I’m talking about.
The Gears of War universe could actually stand a halfway chance of surviving in 40K. I mean look how fucking buff they all are. And they are in a constant war of survival.
Thank you, now I have to build a guard army based off of COG.
@@matthewsmith2979 I would envision them as like a Catachan Kreig hybrid
@@Blade40688 yes that could be good way to go.
people are so quick to judge Starship troopers as fascist when the truth is so far from it
Depends if you’re talking about the movie or the book.
@@artembentsionov in the book its pretty much explained plain and simple but it can be seen even in the movie although it is not explained by words
Boris Kljaic I thought the movie was a satire
I'd argue the MTF from the SCP universe should be on this list. You're frequently trying to figure out how to contain some 25ft squid demon without harming it, all the while you and your squad are slowly getting turned into moss.
It takes a different kind of strength to still stand and fight while the planet you're standing on breaks... The planet broke before the guard did!
Being a red shirt in Star trek isn't exactly my first career choice, either; especially if your first posting is Enterprise.
Even in 2021, the CGI in Starship Troopers looks good to me.
I think the guardsman may not be the worst, you’re basically a regular soldier. I think anyone who worships a god of chaos is probably worse off, especially the nurgle because it’s just perpetual suffering.
You left out warhammer 40k traitor guard where you have all the bad of being in the imperial guard but you also have to worry about being tortured, sacrificed, or eaten by daemons, perhaps worse the chaos lord you follow doesn’t value you as much as the officers of the imperial guard. That’s got to be worse than being a cog where at least you get good equipment and probably won’t get eaten by your commander.
the imperial guard that survived 15 minutes on the battlefield is granted the title of veteran sergeant.
I love how the examples of death for the Survey Corp members aren’t even people from the Survey Corp. literally most of the people shown eaten are either Garrison members or trainees
Why did I get a U.S secret service ad on this video?
Excellent video/review👍☯️👍
Fury Road war boys. Half of them hang on the outside of a moving vehicle, they’re always driving through irradiated deserts to conduct trades (which probably makes them sicker), they can’t even trade blows with a single homeless ex cop, and they all got killed in a pileup
10. Necromongers
9. Survey Corps
8. Imperial Guard
7. UDF
6. Suicide Squad
5. Mobile Infantry
4. Clone Army
3. Resistance
2. Resistance (Terminator Universe)
1. COG
10 worst video game army’s to join: number 1 the default army,not only are you underestimated but also no one cares about you.