I love how it used to be Crendor telling Jesse about his high immunity, but here we are years later and thats been replaced with reports on Crendors failing health. Hey Crendor, look after yourself!
You're not alone Crendor! I'm one of those chronic illness issues people too - I've got TMJ, sleep apnea, hypertension and fibromyalgia - and I'm currently waiting for a colonoscopy to investigate a potential irritable bowel disease 😂😭 Why are we built this way?
Let's get to ALL 50 STATES!! My hometown sucks, so Weather Request for nearby Garrison, North Dakota. It's home to the annual "Dickens Festival" where, in the weeks leading up to Christmas, "the event turns a community of 1,500 into a quaint Victorian town from the era of Charles Dickens." The town even bought a old red double-decker bus from London, dubbed the "Queen Eliza-bus."
Jesse, as a staff accountant, your bank story sounds like a "worst case scenario" for any business. We would 100% change banks if they cancelled our account without authorization, doubly so because they're already claiming the account is compromised, yet they're changing it and transferring money over the phone. That's unacceptable for a business bank and there should be about a dozen guardrails before it gets to that point.
Streamers who complain about it being "hard" seem to cite stuff like having to keep a schedule, doing it when you don't want to, feeling forced to do stuff you aren't that interested in because it's what the viewers like. Which sounds like basically every single normal job. Like yeah, having to work kinda sucks.
The Hot Frosty premise makes sense since the point of any Hallmark movie is that woman falls in love with a guy who has basically no substance to his existence outside of what contributes to the dynamic of their relationship. All the dudes in Hallmark movies are basically snowmen that came to life with the soul purpose of being the love interest for the female lead; evidently they just decided to cut out the middle-man in this instance.
As someone who falls apart regularly and spectacularly, I'm so glad Crendor is out here, falling apart every couple of months and persevering through it.
I live outside of Jacksonville. St Augustine is pretty nice. It’s actually the oldest European settlement in the US! More importantly, it’s home to the Alligator Farm, the best zoo in the world, since they have every species of crocodilia and lots of southern alligators. Spring is a particularly good time of year to visit since thousands of birds roost there. It attracts many professional photographers for that reason
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask this question: Over the years you have shared with us stories of the Yule Lads, The Christmas Log and the Christmas Cat. But have you heard of Grýla, The Mother of the Yule Lads and her Lazy no good husband Leppalúði?
I would go to McDonalds-Land just for an Epcot style McD's around the world food court. It would be interesting to be able to try all the strange things they serve in different countries.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this question: Are there any movies, shows, or songs that you always return to whenever a big holiday happens? To use this show as an example, every Christmas I re listen to the Rocking Baby Jesus episode, and whenever Halloween rolls around I always listen to the episode of where you make fun of chills Top Tens
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes and hope in my heart, I ask you: If you had to merge the big 4 american sports, how would you do it to make ULTRASPORT
Honestly the games being two hours from Orlando isn’t that bad. I’ve done day trips to Clearwater and Coco Beach while on a Disney vacation and this is essentially the same thing, just a bit more travel time. If you’re doing an Orlando trip you’d almost certainly have a rental car already.
Dead Illustrious Sirs Society. Re: good bosses and shitty jobs: I'm a conscript in the Ukrainian army, and our commanding officers actually dig trenches and toilets, cook for everyone, fight tooth and nail for their subordinates to be as safe, and comfortable, and well-paid as possible. A good leader leads by example.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask this question: What is the absolute worst christmas movie you have ever been subjected to? When you had mentioned Larry the Cable Guy in the Madea Christmas movie I was reminded of his role in Jingle All The Way 2, but none of that compares to "A Christmas Story 2." There is no way any justice can be had when speaking further of Christmas Story 2, so I would only recommend watching the trailer for those who are not faint of heart (It's the worst thing I've ever seen bar-none)
Holy shit I live in Davenport, Iowa, that's crazy lol. I know it feels bigger, though, because we're in the Quad Cities area, so we got a lot more cities in the area. With Davenport, Bettendorf, Rock Island, and moline.
Sweat smells differently even from the same person depending on what you've eaten, if you're stressed, if you're sweating from a workout or if you're just hot from warm weather. Sometimes the same person can have sweat that smells nice or really bad, just depends. I've never gotten turned on by the smell of sweat from someone I wasn't already attracted to though.
on the topic at 40:33 One of the new YT grifts going around is "lofi music" but it's actually one album that some guy generated with AI and fooled a lot of people with.
Might have white coat syndrome, my dad had it. Have GERD, had at least 4 endoscopies for it. I don't see any of that stuff on X. But I only follow Jesse.
It's weird hearing people describe large cities as a "massive beautiful metropolis" at almost 50 years old. I'm a bit older than Jesse and could not hate cities and traffic etc more and I've never even lived in anything as big as LA, which sounds like a hellscape in terms of even just getting anywhere, just like London tbh, just different, at least they have public transit. Car situation is probably just as bad.
I would find a new bank. Number 1 that bank did not clearly catch check fraud when they and their systems should be scanning every individual check cashed and two they completely just took things into their own hands with no consideration to how it would affect the patron aka you. FIND A NEW BANK.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes and my hat in my hand I come searching for wisdom. Jesse, has your journey into Holocure led to a deeper interest in the hololive vtubers as a whole, or is it mostly limited to the game.
So I only like the smell of a dude‘s sweat if I like their smell in general. I sometimes buried my nose in my exes armpit but if I didn‘t like the smell of a person I didn‘t even want to stay in the same room with them. And in between those extremes there are all the other people‘s smells which do not really bother me in any way.
So I have heard that being attracted to someone's smell supposedly has some sort of genetic link, like if someone has genes that would combine well with yours to create "stronger" offspring you will find their scent more appealing
Is Jesse anti political violence yet? I haven’t watched since he came out pro political violence and I definitely miss cox and crendor but I can’t be okay with political violence whatsoever
Shit you need florida men I have a crackhead Ewok village dont know ow how ya spell em the tree people from star wars just chilling and when they're all crackasaursed up they walked out the forest path behind the gas station scariest shit about it is ive seen people walk back there and never return
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I love how it used to be Crendor telling Jesse about his high immunity, but here we are years later and thats been replaced with reports on Crendors failing health. Hey Crendor, look after yourself!
Having my Monday morning coffee and listening to Jesse and Crendor, there‘s no better way to start the week.
right there with you brother
Crendor's ability to constantly have health problems, and just act like it's business as usual is wild
Long Crenvid
@@EminemLovesGrapes I mean, yeah. It's normal for me too. Always something new wrong, besides chronic conditions
You're not alone Crendor!
I'm one of those chronic illness issues people too - I've got TMJ, sleep apnea, hypertension and fibromyalgia - and I'm currently waiting for a colonoscopy to investigate a potential irritable bowel disease 😂😭 Why are we built this way?
Timestamps
Start: 0:42
Traffic: 52:28
Weather: 52:56 (Cleveland, Tennessee, USA)
Sports: 58:28
Fact of the day: 1:00:03
Dear illustrious sirs: 1:07:04
Big news story: 1:14:06
Yes, a Waning Gibbous moon at 54:03.
woooo!
Cookout is the greatest fast food chain. Go get a double burger tray with some cheese bites and Cajun fries with a banana shake. You will be in heaven
Let's get to ALL 50 STATES!!
My hometown sucks, so Weather Request for nearby Garrison, North Dakota. It's home to the annual "Dickens Festival" where, in the weeks leading up to Christmas, "the event turns a community of 1,500 into a quaint Victorian town from the era of Charles Dickens." The town even bought a old red double-decker bus from London, dubbed the "Queen Eliza-bus."
Please fulfill a weather request for Bread Loaf, VT. It's the yeast you could do.
+5 pts for the pun, -1000 pts for not starting with "dear illustrious sirs"
Jesse, as a staff accountant, your bank story sounds like a "worst case scenario" for any business. We would 100% change banks if they cancelled our account without authorization, doubly so because they're already claiming the account is compromised, yet they're changing it and transferring money over the phone. That's unacceptable for a business bank and there should be about a dozen guardrails before it gets to that point.
Streamers who complain about it being "hard" seem to cite stuff like having to keep a schedule, doing it when you don't want to, feeling forced to do stuff you aren't that interested in because it's what the viewers like. Which sounds like basically every single normal job. Like yeah, having to work kinda sucks.
The Hot Frosty premise makes sense since the point of any Hallmark movie is that woman falls in love with a guy who has basically no substance to his existence outside of what contributes to the dynamic of their relationship. All the dudes in Hallmark movies are basically snowmen that came to life with the soul purpose of being the love interest for the female lead; evidently they just decided to cut out the middle-man in this instance.
As someone who falls apart regularly and spectacularly, I'm so glad Crendor is out here, falling apart every couple of months and persevering through it.
I live outside of Jacksonville. St Augustine is pretty nice. It’s actually the oldest European settlement in the US! More importantly, it’s home to the Alligator Farm, the best zoo in the world, since they have every species of crocodilia and lots of southern alligators. Spring is a particularly good time of year to visit since thousands of birds roost there. It attracts many professional photographers for that reason
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask this question:
Over the years you have shared with us stories of the Yule Lads, The Christmas Log and the Christmas Cat. But have you heard of Grýla, The Mother of the Yule Lads and her Lazy no good husband Leppalúði?
I need me some holiday spirit!
Oh Yeah! she owns the Christmas Cat!
Crendor name dropping at least 1-3 new diseases or ilness each episode.
Weather request: McClave, Colorado, half way between Chicago and LA as the crow flies
I would go to McDonalds-Land just for an Epcot style McD's around the world food court. It would be interesting to be able to try all the strange things they serve in different countries.
Lets gooooooo the rhino was shaken this week!
Have I really been listening for a decade? Amazing
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this question:
Are there any movies, shows, or songs that you always return to whenever a big holiday happens?
To use this show as an example, every Christmas I re listen to the Rocking Baby Jesus episode, and whenever Halloween rolls around I always listen to the episode of where you make fun of chills Top Tens
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes and hope in my heart, I ask you: If you had to merge the big 4 american sports, how would you do it to make ULTRASPORT
Two states left, go boys!!
Jesse's bank is horrible... Jeez.
Honestly the games being two hours from Orlando isn’t that bad. I’ve done day trips to Clearwater and Coco Beach while on a Disney vacation and this is essentially the same thing, just a bit more travel time. If you’re doing an Orlando trip you’d almost certainly have a rental car already.
To be fair the McLand where you can try all the international food would be pretty cool.
Crendor the best example that evolution does not always pick the fittest to survive.
I'm down for the hamburglar ride
I want a live commentator of you guys at the Florida man games
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you: is it acceptable to add Cajun/cayenne spices to my Thanksgiving macaroni recipe?
Dead Illustrious Sirs Society.
Re: good bosses and shitty jobs: I'm a conscript in the Ukrainian army, and our commanding officers actually dig trenches and toilets, cook for everyone, fight tooth and nail for their subordinates to be as safe, and comfortable, and well-paid as possible. A good leader leads by example.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask this question:
What is the absolute worst christmas movie you have ever been subjected to? When you had mentioned Larry the Cable Guy in the Madea Christmas movie I was reminded of his role in Jingle All The Way 2, but none of that compares to "A Christmas Story 2." There is no way any justice can be had when speaking further of Christmas Story 2, so I would only recommend watching the trailer for those who are not faint of heart (It's the worst thing I've ever seen bar-none)
Holy shit I live in Davenport, Iowa, that's crazy lol. I know it feels bigger, though, because we're in the Quad Cities area, so we got a lot more cities in the area. With Davenport, Bettendorf, Rock Island, and moline.
I have tmj, it really sucks. I also have ehlers danlos syndrome so my jaw dislocates on the regular
Sweat smells differently even from the same person depending on what you've eaten, if you're stressed, if you're sweating from a workout or if you're just hot from warm weather. Sometimes the same person can have sweat that smells nice or really bad, just depends.
I've never gotten turned on by the smell of sweat from someone I wasn't already attracted to though.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you,
If you could integrate any fantasy race/group into real life society what would it be and why?
on the topic at 40:33
One of the new YT grifts going around is "lofi music" but it's actually one album that some guy generated with AI and fooled a lot of people with.
If you could go back in time and give your 18 year old self advice about women, 46:56 what would it be Jesse?
As a married woman I endorse hot frosty.
Hot frosty just reminds me of the "hot cosby" from south park
Might have white coat syndrome, my dad had it. Have GERD, had at least 4 endoscopies for it. I don't see any of that stuff on X. But I only follow Jesse.
I have always said Jacksonville, Florida is just Los Angeles without anything fun.
The metropolitan area population list is very different.
It's weird hearing people describe large cities as a "massive beautiful metropolis" at almost 50 years old. I'm a bit older than Jesse and could not hate cities and traffic etc more and I've never even lived in anything as big as LA, which sounds like a hellscape in terms of even just getting anywhere, just like London tbh, just different, at least they have public transit. Car situation is probably just as bad.
Uncrush your spines
I do not like any sweaty smell from men, but it is worse when it is a stranger than my husband
Checks...good lord.
I would find a new bank. Number 1 that bank did not clearly catch check fraud when they and their systems should be scanning every individual check cashed and two they completely just took things into their own hands with no consideration to how it would affect the patron aka you. FIND A NEW BANK.
Weather request for my hometown of San Luis Potosí, México ...it's a place
Crendor must learn that his sport name is handegg.
There's a town for you 50 states goal. Sweet Lips Tennessee.
$75 big mac
please do the weather for Dawson City Yukon Canada
Oh man.. Another Jesse's misfortune and Crendor's sickness. How do I help guys? 😅
The McDonald's Land menu is giving my Demolition Man Taco Bell vibes. Lol
That title name sounds.....heathenistic
Jesse. you need to take your bank business elsewhere.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes and my hat in my hand I come searching for wisdom.
Jesse, has your journey into Holocure led to a deeper interest in the hololive vtubers as a whole, or is it mostly limited to the game.
Ads are out of control lately
I’ve made a BlueSky account to focus on gaming, but I still stick to Twitter the most. I know how bad it’s getting, I’m used to it.
Lol jesse says acid reflex
So I only like the smell of a dude‘s sweat if I like their smell in general. I sometimes buried my nose in my exes armpit but if I didn‘t like the smell of a person I didn‘t even want to stay in the same room with them. And in between those extremes there are all the other people‘s smells which do not really bother me in any way.
So I have heard that being attracted to someone's smell supposedly has some sort of genetic link, like if someone has genes that would combine well with yours to create "stronger" offspring you will find their scent more appealing
@ yes, that‘s what I heard too.
This episode is a palindrome.
TMJ?? so Too Much Juice??
Can I get a like from crendor? Got one from Jessie the other day , not the same….
Is Jesse anti political violence yet? I haven’t watched since he came out pro political violence and I definitely miss cox and crendor but I can’t be okay with political violence whatsoever
Huh? When did this happen?
Shit you need florida men I have a crackhead Ewok village dont know ow how ya spell em the tree people from star wars just chilling and when they're all crackasaursed up they walked out the forest path behind the gas station scariest shit about it is ive seen people walk back there and never return