How WWE Should Have Booked Kane's Unmasking

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  • @BS2799
    @BS2799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    This is my garden...
    Get out of my garden
    -Undertaker

    • @ajh22895
      @ajh22895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This plot actually happening with the Boneyard match

  • @willware5998
    @willware5998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Let's see:
    He debuted coming out of hell
    He ripped the front door off the cell
    He team with taker, fought with taker
    Torrie warmed his baby maker
    Learned to speak, the big red freak
    Champion for less than one whole week
    Then his outlook got much better
    Royal Rumble record setter
    Smiling patriotic looney
    Then a goddamn Kane-a-roonie
    Katie Vick.......................
    Now we're in 2003
    Became tag champs with RVD
    Then lost the titles, 1, 2, 3
    Then live on RAW, at MSG
    That fateful day, June 23
    Kane unmasked for all to see
    I got all that right, hopefully?
    Thank you all for sticking with me

    • @adammurad8834
      @adammurad8834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Starhunter tori

    • @willware5998
      @willware5998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Starhunter thanks, I couldn't figure that out for the life of me

    • @declxn_
      @declxn_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @shozter7390
      @shozter7390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YAYYYYYY!

    • @princessmdg
      @princessmdg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Will Ware *Tori warmed his babymaker

  • @AllHailTheRamenEmperor
    @AllHailTheRamenEmperor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Is no one going to acknowledge those sick ass rhymes at the near beginning of the video

    • @kamuromat
      @kamuromat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DanteCross dank

    • @ajlxiii1312
      @ajlxiii1312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      very impressive

    • @mlvn.69420
      @mlvn.69420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love the rhymes.

    • @Tedles_
      @Tedles_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DanteCross sometimes I click on the vid just to listen to the rhymes

    • @damiensuluai8351
      @damiensuluai8351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As he said "Katie Vick', his next line should have been 'Goddammit...."

  • @chadwest793
    @chadwest793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    when he said Katie Vick I thought my screen froze

  • @greggwallacelover
    @greggwallacelover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Kane's face when he removed the mask legit terrified me as a kid. I went to be that night and every time i closed my eyes i saw his face.

    • @316reign
      @316reign 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Will Evans Dude same! I started legitimately crying cause I was so scared

    • @greggwallacelover
      @greggwallacelover 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ken Scanlon i was 8 and it fucked me up lol

    • @maurogarcia6128
      @maurogarcia6128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      both of you are legit pussies

    • @maurogarcia6128
      @maurogarcia6128 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what I said but I was 6 or 7 when I saw it and didn't think much of it

    • @CzarAice01
      @CzarAice01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mauro Garcia you were too young to really know what was going on hahahaha I was 8 back then and it legit made me have nightmares

  • @coreysheets2974
    @coreysheets2974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    How WWE should've booked Stardust

    • @KennyB82
      @KennyB82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +cds wrestling by God YES!!!!!! (or Cody Rhodes in general, like WTF wwe sighs)

    • @madmatrix30
      @madmatrix30 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Goldust vs Stardust feud needed a resolution

    • @jonathanpanetta
      @jonathanpanetta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +The Mad Mac Ikr!?!?!

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Adam: I wouldn't
      * credits roll *

    • @thatwouldbeme
      @thatwouldbeme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did that on amino, check it out if you're curious

  • @claudiaroberts6719
    @claudiaroberts6719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Okay but seriously... Adam has BARS!!

    • @hiteshyssakhla6170
      @hiteshyssakhla6170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kane is great
      but
      please toold me
      where is the
      next
      show
      I
      Want to See

  • @bestwalmartlp
    @bestwalmartlp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "He looked like a clown that went down a mine"... I'm staggering around because I'm laughing so hard.

  • @turpal-alichadisov6109
    @turpal-alichadisov6109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    that was a dope as fuck rap adam ever thought about a rap carrier

    • @ASB1005
      @ASB1005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Carrier hahahha

    • @espurious
      @espurious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +ASB1005 What's so funny? Everyone needs something to keep their raps in.

    • @THNexusdude7
      @THNexusdude7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam's hairline = goals

    • @noahj7824
      @noahj7824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +espurious the fucking moron spelt career wrong, that's what.

    • @espurious
      @espurious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XxSpiKeDxX I know. That's why I made a joke.

  • @suhaskumar9710
    @suhaskumar9710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    I m a simple man, I see Adam or hear adam I click like

    • @kitomir9962
      @kitomir9962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +suhas kumar how original

    • @dhruvmenon3841
      @dhruvmenon3841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mai bhi

    • @bandito6408
      @bandito6408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +And his name is John cena Who are you and why are you using me as you're profile picture?

    • @niklasklasen8048
      @niklasklasen8048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +John Cena John Cena! why Do you have no Profile pic?

    • @RealNickyBoy15
      @RealNickyBoy15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here man, same here.

  • @Adam-ng4jd
    @Adam-ng4jd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    the rhyme was so good😂😂😂

  • @matthewdebono2383
    @matthewdebono2383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Wwe needs to hire you as a plot writer

  • @buckn5
    @buckn5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    How wwe should have booked Muhammad Hassan.

    • @omero2267
      @omero2267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It wasnt a bad storyline it was just in the wrong time

    • @rainisshameless5803
      @rainisshameless5803 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly omer

    • @theojones6112
      @theojones6112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Omer Okar it was because he brought up good points about the discrimination of an entire religion, due to some extremists. Also praying to summon terrorist clad men? Nope. Also he was italian.

    • @razzaclarke7278
      @razzaclarke7278 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +buckn5 DONT PUSSY OUT ON IT! plain and simple

    • @jAyDeN30111
      @jAyDeN30111 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least he didn't botch anything... Thank god

  • @jjones7699
    @jjones7699 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Those rhymes Adam said in the beginning were the best things eber

    • @jjones7699
      @jjones7699 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever *

    • @aflynn3007
      @aflynn3007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Julian Jones And the pause after 'Katie Vick' LMAO

    • @aaronmiles5561
      @aaronmiles5561 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Andrew Flynn worse then jack still

    • @KidCudiissound
      @KidCudiissound 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tech n9neeeeeeeee

    • @danielhawkins7174
      @danielhawkins7174 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TheOGGamer yep he's the next tech n9ne 😂

  • @DmReddd24
    @DmReddd24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Whoever wrote that rhyme at the start is an actual genius

  • @dox3401
    @dox3401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    They screwed Kane's character. I'm salty.

  • @edwardbrown1681
    @edwardbrown1681 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    How WWE should book Roman Reigns heel turn because he's less popular than Donald Trump is in Mexico

    • @omero2267
      @omero2267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roman has more heat when he is face anyways

    • @Ldoggmillionaire
      @Ldoggmillionaire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Last survivor series they should have done a similar finish till survivor series 1998 and have him takeover rollins place in the authority. Would have set rollins up to come back as a face and win the belt back as well

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ldoggmillionaire Makes too much sense for Senile Vince.

    • @henando4029
      @henando4029 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's what I said

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Edward Brown Do what they did with his cousin, they just let The Rock be himself when he turned heel. They should especially have him react to the crowd.

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    0:40 - 1:06 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY!!
    ADAM BLAMPIED! VS! JACK THE JOBBEEEER!!
    BEGIN!!

    • @amarillo6685
      @amarillo6685 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂

    • @ghostdragon4164
      @ghostdragon4164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TheTsugnawmi2010 Adam was on an epic roll there!....And then he mentioned Katie Vic -_-

    • @olivermcintyre8403
      @olivermcintyre8403 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheTsugnawmi2010 nice peter where are you

    • @jordylont1879
      @jordylont1879 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That needs to happen lol

    • @jordylont1879
      @jordylont1879 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stone cold Charlie Austin about Kane. And your point?

  • @seangray7386
    @seangray7386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Who else liked Adam's song

    • @coltonhollis4414
      @coltonhollis4414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me

    • @coldbrrains
      @coldbrrains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ay Adam's Song. Blink-182 anyone?

    • @rossmumper9817
      @rossmumper9817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was funny.

    • @francis4353
      @francis4353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uncle Savage meeee

    • @TheSkyatollah
      @TheSkyatollah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bloody good Blink-182 song, that.

  • @joefredericks5600
    @joefredericks5600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    My booking for Kane: keep the mask on

    • @pacitticlubjohnny2238
      @pacitticlubjohnny2238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The mask was suffocating in the b@stard

    • @Mr.Sax.
      @Mr.Sax. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was Kane's decision to remove the mask.

    • @tsugumi455
      @tsugumi455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Use a softer mask

  • @arashi86
    @arashi86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    this episode features writing by Dr. Seuss, apparently

    • @st3m0nk3y
      @st3m0nk3y 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's in the tune of the monorail song off the Simpsons

    • @arashi86
      @arashi86 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      steven jones either way, it was great and i want more of it. put it in a bottle so i can drink the rhymes.

  • @venoumusgammer4112
    @venoumusgammer4112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Best poetry thing

    • @venoumusgammer4112
      @venoumusgammer4112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever

    • @jaimerivera7872
      @jaimerivera7872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bro That Was A John Cena Rap Freestyle.

    • @venoumusgammer4112
      @venoumusgammer4112 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ISmoke Alot True

    • @OsofoGriot
      @OsofoGriot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VenoumusGammer just daaaaaaaamn what a speech! Lord knows Blampied could've been a dope poet

  • @scarlettTG2704
    @scarlettTG2704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Have some Moneyyyyy." That made me laugh for no reason

  • @CrimsonDeadly
    @CrimsonDeadly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Your version of Undertaker's theme was hilarious... I keep rewinding it hahaha

    • @MikeE253
      @MikeE253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that his eyes get all weird

    • @coneeef
      @coneeef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what minute?

    • @thealjohnsonshow2188
      @thealjohnsonshow2188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coneeef
      13:45-13:52

  • @jacoblopez2111
    @jacoblopez2111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    How WWE should've booked Rusev/Lana/Ziggler Love Triangle. If there's anyone who could have saved that angle, it could've been Adam.

    • @jacoblopez2111
      @jacoblopez2111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You have to finish the angle. Don't scrap it using the TMZ report

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The single biggest problem with that angle is the roles weren't clear. Rusev came off pretty sad and you would actually sorry for the guy. Ziggler on the other hand looked like a total A hole jock douche that loved rubbing in the face of Rusev that he's now banging his girlfriend. And for some reason WWE actually thought people would cheer the dude for that, this is the same company that promotes the "B.A Star" anti bullying campaign and yet will sometimes book their actual baby faces to be total bullies. If you want another example of that, check out John Cena straight up bullying Michael Cole, and Cena is the main face of WWE.

    • @jacoblopez2111
      @jacoblopez2111 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JJ Abeyta They should have instead empower Lana more. Rather than Ziggler. Lana should've been the one getting over considering she was fighting Rusev abuse. that's a babyface to cheer for

    • @briann23cgy81
      @briann23cgy81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should of never happened in the first place

    • @herobbarua
      @herobbarua 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure if that's possible, Adam might die trying, let's just have him book a Dolph Ziggler Push 2015

  • @Rene-ij1ut
    @Rene-ij1ut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    How WWE should've booked King Barrett!
    I'm running out of ideas lol

    • @bobblyrob1
      @bobblyrob1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +RingsideView Im afraid I got no ideas

    • @AL-be9br
      @AL-be9br 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      bad news barrett not king barrett he shouldnt have won kotr

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Big AL He should still have won KOTR, but WWE should have given him more of a push after he did so.

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SmithyInvasion I don't think WWE creative would know a good idea if it came free in a box of bootyos.

    • @bobblyrob1
      @bobblyrob1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SmithyInvasion True XD XD X D X D X D

  • @EmmaBonn96
    @EmmaBonn96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want Adam’s poem for Kane to be made into a full parody of we didn’t start the fire
    Kane didn’t start the fire

  • @elseworldmedia9482
    @elseworldmedia9482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "That's when we bring in the Big Dog."
    Well I mean, Roman Reigns was only 19 at this point....oh you....you were referring to undertaker

  • @kieranward5052
    @kieranward5052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    How wwe should have booked ceearo as a paul heyman guy

    • @kieranward5052
      @kieranward5052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cesaro

    • @herobbarua
      @herobbarua 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice idea

    • @SonRob01
      @SonRob01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heyman has said that Cesaro did his job of having heyman have a reason to be on tv and talk about lesnar until summer slam 2014

    • @kieranward5052
      @kieranward5052 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sonny The green orc yeah but the angle was still shit and could have been done

    • @kieranward5052
      @kieranward5052 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kieran Ward better

  • @wcwlives
    @wcwlives 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    How WWE should have booked Evolution's Disbandment

    • @4LP3E
      @4LP3E 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Na that was done great by wwe

    • @BrettStormXWP
      @BrettStormXWP 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Heych otb Really? HHH buried Orton and it took a while for Orton to get back where he was at.

    • @4LP3E
      @4LP3E 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brett Storm no randy orton was immature still and was being a nonce backstage. So he wasnt ready. Batista was so batista took the ball

    • @BrettStormXWP
      @BrettStormXWP 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** He was ready. Watch his match with Mick Foley at Backlash 2004 and Chris Benoit at Summerslam 2004.

    • @4LP3E
      @4LP3E 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brett Storm yh mate if u realise he was getting pushed that's why but they realise he wasn't mature and batista who was and the crowd then fed to batista more because he was a beast. Look when randy orton started into the bigtime. When he changed his gimmick into a cocky kid to a apex predator.

  • @jonathanpanetta
    @jonathanpanetta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Can you please do how WWE should have booked the anonymous raw GM?

    • @PatLund
      @PatLund 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes!!!!

    • @jokercalo
      @jokercalo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes yes yes

    • @beardown2489
      @beardown2489 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That'd be awesome. You could literally do AANYTHING with that.

    • @TheRaven_200
      @TheRaven_200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree. I would like to see how Adam would do it.

    • @mikepeterson764
      @mikepeterson764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      here's I'd book it: I wouldn't.

  • @thattimestampguy
    @thattimestampguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    0:33 Kane’s History in a rhyme
    2:00 “And I can do it better”
    6:10 Destroy Eric Bischoff, Destroy RVD, Destroy Evolution
    10:22 Kane vs Triple H
    11:50 Lumberjack Match
    14:01 No Mercy 2004

  • @furrydevil1
    @furrydevil1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    How TNA should have booked it's company

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep Jeff Jarrett far far away.

    • @Lewis4812
      @Lewis4812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jason Dyrkacz *Vince Russo

    • @MYSTERYHERO96
      @MYSTERYHERO96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SLWU Network and hulk hogan

    • @jakegray1082
      @jakegray1082 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      they should have sold the company in 08

    • @Nooblet92Ca
      @Nooblet92Ca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SLWU Network Vince Russo was so bad 08, but is a big part of wwe winning the Monday night wars. wth happened?

  • @MikeJr9284
    @MikeJr9284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    How WWE should have booked Roman Reigns

    • @jackmceleny5372
      @jackmceleny5372 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +The Engie That Cried Nope They shouldn't have.

    • @Kingpin6100
      @Kingpin6100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Engie That Cried Nope
      they shouldn't have.

    • @omero2267
      @omero2267 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy : fucking fire him or do the same wcw did to goldberg

    • @devildog2528
      @devildog2528 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He shouldn't even have been booked. He's complete trash

    • @Nightdreamr
      @Nightdreamr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Engie That Cried Nope emmm your helmet is floating

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best thing about Adam's fantasy storylines is that he isn't trying to redo everything, he isn't opposed to saying "wwe got this part right, this part here is awesome" but he's not afraid to take away stuff that becomes highlights and make sure the story is strong completely. So many fan storylines rewrite everything completely, but they forget some things are actually really good. I've seen rewritings on this that keep Kane completely face or have him align with Trips or just forget everything Trips did at this time. Don't forget that storylines are definitely allowed to cross paths.

  • @PAKMANmixtapes
    @PAKMANmixtapes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Fire Department: What's your emergency
    Me: 0:40
    Fire Department: Damn that's lit, we're on our way🚒

  • @davidepannone6021
    @davidepannone6021 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    How WWE should hire Adam as booker to improve their product

  • @Dank_Dank
    @Dank_Dank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    How WWE should of booked Kane vs Fake Kane (2006)

    • @callumschroder4807
      @callumschroder4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dank Dank simple... Don't book it

    • @anthonythanghe4755
      @anthonythanghe4755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A wrestler should never wrestle himself.

    • @seanspahr6999
      @seanspahr6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would have used it to make current Demon Kane be chased around by a guy dressed up as his debut Kane, until eventually Demon Kane gets a chance to fight Debut Kane, where he ends up being beat by Debut Kane week after week in inferno matches since Demon Kane is more exposed. After that, he finally gets to beat Debut Kane at a pay per view, and why I say this is because he is going into a mask vs mask match, and when Demon Kane wins, it'll be a big pop when we unmask Debut Kane to reveal someone from the NXT roster, preferably a heel to say he's the new demon, and he is taking out every older demon. Next one the guy would go against would be Finn Balor, and puts those two in a feud until Royal Rumble where he is targeted by the Undertaker. Seeing as how he is a potential threat, and those two go into Wrestlemania where Undertaker wrestles his last match. He beats the demon hunter, and walks away, fist in the air, Rest In Peace on the titantron. Then the next night on Raw we reveal that the Undertaker, now Mark Calloway, has wrestled his last match, and the retirement ceremony takes place.

    • @nothinghandle
      @nothinghandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@callumschroder4807 not even Adam could fix that, mate

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dank Dank I started laughing when I read this because once I thought of Kane saying: “Now let’s see who this fake Kane REALLY is!”

  • @FretzlemaniaPod
    @FretzlemaniaPod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    How WWE Should have booked who ran over Austin?
    How WCW should have booked 1999-2001
    How TNA should have booked 2008-Present
    How TNA Should of booked their "Monday Night Wars"
    How " ECW" Should have booked....2006-2010

    • @NBro314
      @NBro314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually TNA was good in 2008. It was 2010 after Hogan, Flair and Bischoff came in

    • @lukeforrest9247
      @lukeforrest9247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How tna should have booked their monday night raw.... Just don't do it as much stupid shit tna has done over the years this one was littraly just so stupid it could have been a Kayfabe news article

    • @davidrea6310
      @davidrea6310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Chopper Can of coke to you sir.

    • @PAKMANmixtapes
      @PAKMANmixtapes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TNA was the best in 2008! It should be "How TNA Should've Told Hogan To FUCK OFF"

    • @Wrestling824
      @Wrestling824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How TNA should've booked the Aces and Eights storyline

  • @joshuaford9714
    @joshuaford9714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    that rhyming part is one of many reasons Adam is my favorite person from whatculture

  • @jamesfallen8883
    @jamesfallen8883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A completely agree with you here. Im with you on his entrance with the shackles and the police force with him. He looked badass

  • @123dan165
    @123dan165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boy I must say that "Hello there" at the beginning was very funny loool.

  • @Zahmir
    @Zahmir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How WWE should have booked the Age of Orton in 2007

  • @brianallison3580
    @brianallison3580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Who the fuck is this?
    We want SIMON.
    Said no one ever.

    • @jackmceleny5372
      @jackmceleny5372 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Brian Allison #PushSimon #FuckAdam

    • @ericsmusic5927
      @ericsmusic5927 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #SimonSection

    • @archetypeparadigms
      @archetypeparadigms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Brian Allison if killing simon would make pacitti healthy again, I'd do it.

    • @theletsplaycurse
      @theletsplaycurse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #kingRoss4lyfe

    • @jaimerivera7872
      @jaimerivera7872 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +theletsplaycurse King Ross Errday

  • @kentuckyrex
    @kentuckyrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    50 likes for the dead-on Triple H impression.

  • @jacktaylor148
    @jacktaylor148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Adam is the best one, and he’s the most charismatic presenter Whatculture have

  • @Sajin_71
    @Sajin_71 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I like this series, but it makes me a bit sad. Like in a "what could have been" sadness.

    • @dudderz1658
      @dudderz1658 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, it makes you feel disappointed and let down by the WWE

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair, it's a bit easier to look back at a WWE storyline and listed all the things that could of been done to make it better than it is to actually make it better at that moment. Not trying to make excuses for WWE's bad booking, I'm just saying it's easy.

    • @HunterModsGP
      @HunterModsGP 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JJ Abeyta That's true...

    • @thebroodleaderREBORN
      @thebroodleaderREBORN 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JJ Abeyta I agree, I wanted to say the same thing.

    • @hotrockhudson
      @hotrockhudson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sajin Shasaya yeah especially the invasion

  • @patrik9606
    @patrik9606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Still a better rapper than KSI

  • @Wrestling824
    @Wrestling824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching this 2 years later 😁 Happy May 19th everyone

  • @who_cares2247
    @who_cares2247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adam is the best talker in WCPW. That blissful poetry proves my point

    • @gerrymcwilliam
      @gerrymcwilliam 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NewKing537 Almeyda theres no WCPW anymore. Also no Adam

  • @rosebartley2483
    @rosebartley2483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    you guys need to do a "10 things the wwe wants you to forget about R Truth"

    • @jessthamess787
      @jessthamess787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he's been in 2 main events one with the miz vs rock and cena

    • @CzarAice01
      @CzarAice01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he was first known as k kwik :)

    • @tylerxxyz8621
      @tylerxxyz8621 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +rose bartley He once beat up Matt Hardy in high school and then Matt and Jeff teamed up and kicked his ass!

    • @Altair4000
      @Altair4000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #1. His career.

    • @kevinlanders9884
      @kevinlanders9884 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      see number one of the hulk hogan list

  • @Tyrone071
    @Tyrone071 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "He debuted coming out of hell
    He ripped the front door off the cell
    He teamed with Taker
    Fought with Taker
    Tori warmed his baby-maker
    Learned to Speak
    The big red freak
    The champion less than one whole week
    Then his outlook got much better
    Royal Rumble Record Setter
    Smiling, Patriotic looney
    Then a god damn Kane-o-rooney
    Katie Vik...
    Now We're In 2003
    Became tag team champs with RVD
    Lost the titles 1. 2. 3.
    Then live on Raw at MSG
    That fateful day June 23
    Kane Unmasked for all to see"
    - Adam Blapied

  • @lindenstroud6468
    @lindenstroud6468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Katie Vick...... silence

  • @jonasaugustsson7806
    @jonasaugustsson7806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, whatculture with this guy was really something else

  • @myTheus95
    @myTheus95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:37-1:06 How can you not love this guy? That was awesome, did he write it, tho?

    • @sakeramic5623
      @sakeramic5623 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +I'm Dying if he needed help to write that then he isn't very bright.

  • @sidgilbert1257
    @sidgilbert1257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Adam's haircut. That is all.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How Adam should've booked his haircut...
      Sports Clips and $25.

    • @jaimerivera7872
      @jaimerivera7872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Triple H Has The Smallest Nipples.
      That IS All.

    • @myTheus95
      @myTheus95 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ISmoke Alot Definitely smaller than Cesaro's.

    • @jaimerivera7872
      @jaimerivera7872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +myTheus They Look Like A Pencil Eraser.

  • @inzaniac2238
    @inzaniac2238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who else is here after he booked the Katie Vick storyline?

  • @Dumbass90SWE
    @Dumbass90SWE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:44 Rewatched that about 8 times and I'm still laughing my ass off!

  • @rohitchaoji
    @rohitchaoji 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm just disappointed you chose to sit on seat no 21 instead of 19, when it's right next to you.

  • @35antonio
    @35antonio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You killed me with that song 😂😂😂

  • @Chemical_Sax
    @Chemical_Sax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    2 things wwe shouldn't have done. Unmasking Kane and ending the undertakers streak

    • @shrikrishna19993
      @shrikrishna19993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Until it is taker's retirement match

    • @Niceone11202011
      @Niceone11202011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should have Shane McMahon end it when they had the whole shtick of him running the company. If he wins he gets to run the company. Its a good story for both superstars in the form of nothing to lose and everything to gain type of story.

    • @theonlyjoe_
      @theonlyjoe_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shrikrishna19993 no, that’s not a way to send someone out who gave his entire life to the company

  • @Kuttem_Uce
    @Kuttem_Uce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bro I swear this dude always has the best story lines! He gets me hyped and excited af but then I realize that it'll never happen bc it's already been done :/ Adam should've been a wwe writer smh!

  • @anthonysaturn
    @anthonysaturn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    How wwe should book brand split

    • @daymonharris8696
      @daymonharris8696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @_noxas
      @_noxas 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @cruxmind
      @cruxmind 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ultimate Ashura YES

    • @briwanderz
      @briwanderz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i very much agree with this idea... we KNOW there is a brand split coming up soon (about 16 days)
      it'd be great to hear how what culture would book it, and then see how it goes in real life (which i'm guessing will be badly)

    • @marquaviousacker5279
      @marquaviousacker5279 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian McDubb may may

  • @antonmasters8626
    @antonmasters8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Very interesting Adam. I can totally see this storyline happening in my head and it's quite epic storytelling. I definitely think Kane deserved to go after HHH after removing his mask it makes sense.

  • @PerformanceCheck
    @PerformanceCheck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my god, those BARS came out of nowhere!? Right in the abdomen!

  • @danielcfc8050
    @danielcfc8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ahhh the whatculture peak days!

    • @dhruvtrivedi1335
      @dhruvtrivedi1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickmahomessarm7466 He's not a rapist.

  • @TheRainbowthunder
    @TheRainbowthunder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Should do a top ten biggest gimmick change (i.e. Hunter too HHH

    • @SOLAnimations
      @SOLAnimations 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +TheRainbowthunder They've already done one, see 10 Best Image Changes in WWE history.

    • @rafabastos9292
      @rafabastos9292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He already did, I think it's called top 10 image changes in WWE, and it's essentially the same as a gimmick change

    • @Nooblet92Ca
      @Nooblet92Ca 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      best gimmick its probably another good idea

  • @volkerball85
    @volkerball85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, all of this brought back that feeling I used to get, back when WWE was still producing a product worth watching. I forgot how much I used to love this stuff. :(

  • @hurricaneparro2464
    @hurricaneparro2464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Undertaker saying that Kane never needed the mask. Knowing that he’s responsible for Kane wearing it (by burning him)🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @olivermcintyre8403
    @olivermcintyre8403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How wwe should book THE NEW ERA

  • @fincampbell
    @fincampbell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I dont see anyone else addressing 12:22 are we just gonna let that slide? cause ive been playing it on loop for about 10 minutes now

    • @fincampbell
      @fincampbell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Fionntan8r I want Kane dead... I wan 'im jehhhh...bur...get him. GET HEEEEM!

    • @Magnegro
      @Magnegro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fionntan8r I laughed so fucking hard at this part.

    • @OnepuBop
      @OnepuBop 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the best moments in WhatCulture history imo.

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Get out of my garden!” is something I still quote to this day.

  • @Bradleymcf
    @Bradleymcf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:00 GENERAL KENOBI

  • @shikiliboula3841
    @shikiliboula3841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How wwe should have booked Damien Sandow's cashing in MITB.

    • @kmt78901
      @kmt78901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +shikiliboula Simple. He doesn't do it before the unification.

  • @James5781.
    @James5781. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These need to be more frequent

  • @MichaelParthum
    @MichaelParthum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching these videos is becoming more entertaining that RAW itself.

  • @TheArcaneRose
    @TheArcaneRose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How WWE Should Have Booked Drew McIntyre
    or...
    How WWE Should Book a Roman Reigns heel turn. (Let me dream!)
    How WWE Should Book the Brand Split.
    How WWE Should Book Shinsuke Nakamura's main roster debut.
    How WWE Should Book Sister Abigail.

    • @wheelzwheelzington
      @wheelzwheelzington 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant!

    • @mariahcareyslamb1223
      @mariahcareyslamb1223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Reigns heel turn would be simple if WWE pulled the trigger. During their Money in the Bank match, The ref takes a bump and is laying down and Triple H goes out there and acts like he is going to help Rollins, but he turns around a pedigrees Rollins instead and Reigns pins Rollins. After the match, Triple H and Roman shake hands and also have Flair back and form a kind of version of Evolution with Triple H as the corporate leader, Reigns as the champion, and Flair as the mouthpiece for Reigns.
      Nakamura, I would have get drafted to Smackdown in the brand-split draft and he wins a battle royal for the #1 contendership for the US title. Then we could get Shinsuke Nakamura vs Rusev for the United States title at Summerslam where I would have Nakamura go over. Then they could save Styles vs Nakamura for Wrestlemania.
      I would introduce Sister Abigail through a bunch of vignettes leading to her debut. I wouldn't have her as wrestler. Just a manager for Wyatt. I would have Victoria as Sister Abigail because I believe she could pull it off very well and I feel she needs to me menacing and older.

  • @erikiceberg
    @erikiceberg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How WWE Should Have Booked: Rey Mysterio's First Title Run

  • @RobKimbell
    @RobKimbell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kane vs. Shane was epic though. One of my favorite feuds.

  • @yurdrxppxd4586
    @yurdrxppxd4586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish kane
    Looked like when he debut to wwe

  • @G_Z_A.
    @G_Z_A. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that was *WITHOUT A DOUBT!!!!* THEE BEST poem i have EVER heard!!!!! THANK YOU for this amazing piece of brilliance.

  • @a.j.farmer9101
    @a.j.farmer9101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How WWE Should Have Booked Drew McIntyre.

    • @gooberbop1585
      @gooberbop1585 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hmmmmm. WWE had their own version? I guess so. Lol

  • @evertalmazanii5033
    @evertalmazanii5033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    how are you not working for wwe? haha it'd make for a much more entertaining show

  • @jasonconfesor5841
    @jasonconfesor5841 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was beautiful... that was awesome. I love Kane the most and that pitch of yours does him justice. Thank you.

  • @brendonistrappedintime5188
    @brendonistrappedintime5188 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Katie Vick pause at the beginning. You got my like right there. Gold.

  • @joejames1794
    @joejames1794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How WWE should've booked a Cody Rhodes WHC push

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean
      I’ve always liked the idea of Cody using the brand split to be Cody on Smackdown and Stardust on Raw
      Complete with what I call, “the seven shoot”
      Stardust
      Arrives on Smackdown
      In a spaceship
      Comes into the ring
      Gets a mic
      I want everyone to take a good look at all the crap I’m in.
      There’s definitely some stuff you could do to really highlight the fact that Cody is a great character and a great wrestler
      And emphasize the brand split.
      I’d imagine it getting booked until Survivor Series, just to see what you could do with him switching sides.

  • @skrillabagbg
    @skrillabagbg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You need to be hired as a wwe writer💯

  • @Obironnkenobi
    @Obironnkenobi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, 12:22... the fact you really got HHH for this really speaks for how well you handle your craft.

  • @rogueparadox5447
    @rogueparadox5447 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Not with one sledgehammer shot because that's bullshit"
    Sting "I agree..... I agree"

  • @ElFigo
    @ElFigo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I have a request for WWE: IF U DON'T GET BACK TO PG14 TV, JUST HIRE ADAM FORM WHAT CULTURE FOR WWE CREATIVE FOR GOD SAKEEEEEES .......

    • @racawr
      @racawr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Cole 2016 Payback: "All WWE products, Raw, Smackdown, and Pay Per Views will REMAIN PG." Good luck.

    • @napalmblaziken
      @napalmblaziken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      PG isn't the problem. Shitty writing is.

    • @aliesavvo3600
      @aliesavvo3600 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      watch adams pipebomb: tv 14

    • @oxykilldone5113
      @oxykilldone5113 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Napalm Blaziken PG and shitty writing. The wrestlers themselves (not all) seem to lack personality, or interesting gimmicks as well.

    • @maurogarcia6128
      @maurogarcia6128 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's easier to make storylines in retrospect because you know what failed can't really compare him to writers writing in present time

  • @dhruvtrivedi1335
    @dhruvtrivedi1335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How wwe should have booked Kane's remasking in 2011. And also how should have booked the brothers of destruction vs the Wyatt family.

  • @fjorgyn7438
    @fjorgyn7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so mad that we'll never get to see this. This was so much better than what we got.

  • @fyrma936
    @fyrma936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, this booking is cool and all, but is no one going to talk about how nice Adam's vocals are at 0:18

  • @MichaelW52883
    @MichaelW52883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of my biggest issues is Vince not being afraid of Kane. This is a Insane uncontrollable big red murder.
    Everyone she be scared of him and what he might do.
    Even Shane showed fear, He wasn't cocky in thier feud, He was angry and scared.

  • @vganthony7169
    @vganthony7169 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that little poem at 0:35

  • @solonhulsey3819
    @solonhulsey3819 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the sick ass opening is why I continue watching this video once a day lol

  • @eyeMoreland
    @eyeMoreland 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How WWE should book Bray Wyatt winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

    • @rgwashere8723
      @rgwashere8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And now it's should've

  • @oswaldcobblepot8097
    @oswaldcobblepot8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The one thing i would have changed, while some may disagree is how they revealed that kane wasnt actually burned, and that it was all in his head. With the storyline adam gave i agree 100% with but i would have loved to see during kanes chaos, is evolution tracking down Paul Bearer. And attacking him and paul telling them that kane always thought he was burned and was uncontrollable till he was able to get kane to put on the mask... and now that the mask is off... not even he can control him and now theres nothing but hell for evolution. To me that would had made the whole story of mental scars way more scarier and intense then the jr interview with kane on raw that night. Just my two cents

  • @TBrizzle01
    @TBrizzle01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Undertaker and Kane's characters are interesting when you think about it.
    They protected the Undertaker gimmick at all costs but they weren't afraid to experiment with the Kane gimmick. Unfortunately the experiments were usually very bad. (Katie Vick).

  • @desuroku9426
    @desuroku9426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How WWE Should Have Booked The WrestleMania XXVI Money In The Bank Winner

    • @SadukOne
      @SadukOne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +WhatCulture Wrestling THIS please. Jack Swaggers title reign meant nothing.

    • @notteqqinabox8861
      @notteqqinabox8861 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +WhatCulture Wrestling DO THIS ADAM!

    • @mariahcareyslamb1223
      @mariahcareyslamb1223 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought they should've had Christian win Money in the Bank, then Edge wins the World Heavyweight title off of Jericho, but Christian goes out and cashes in on him the same night setting up an Edge-Christian rivalry for the World Title.

    • @reality-hi9uz
      @reality-hi9uz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Desuroku It was Drew McIntyre's time to win it that year.