Sleepy Trump's Lawyers Can't Keep Him Awake in Court; Trump's Chilling Time Interview: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump's lackeys in right-wing media making him seem like a hero for falling asleep during his New York criminal trial.
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  • @samibershadscky9021
    @samibershadscky9021 หลายเดือนก่อน +1420

    Gives a whole new meaning to “the defense rests”

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      👏👏👏

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@paulyricca3881What does Bob have to do with this?

    • @noahman27
      @noahman27 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Very good!! HA!

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    Judge:
    Trump can go to Barron's graduation.
    Barron: *"I object!!"*

    • @KSsoundguy
      @KSsoundguy หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Don’t embarrass me daddy! Lol

    • @momsher1
      @momsher1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He never attended any of his other kids graduations but uses his youngest son to play for sympathy with his supporters - what a disgusting man!

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I would object. Plus, poor Eric will have his widdle feewings hurt 'cause Daddy didn't come to his graduation.

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      he will have to change his name before he's called up for his diploma.

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      And then Eric's going like👋🥴: "It's ok dad - you could visit me instead! ... DAAAD!! DAAAD?!?"

  • @zedmelon
    @zedmelon หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It is absolutely unfuckingbelievable that a former president routinely prompts grown adults to pretend on television that napping in a court of law is somehow heroic, admirable, or even respectable.

  • @amywarhaft8297
    @amywarhaft8297 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    The closing message gets me every time. Love that he recorded it special for us Jackals

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He does love us! So, I will be watching for Corrections tonight.

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Episode -1 would be epic or something like that haha

  • @oceanwoods
    @oceanwoods หลายเดือนก่อน +381

    If he is falling asleep at his own criminal trial, imagine what happens at all those intelligence meetings

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      He didn't even go to them!!!!

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Nah... bet, at those he's much more vivid... because he has a financial interest...

    • @wallyworld2182
      @wallyworld2182 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@MsWarriordivait was all over the news how he wouldn't attend those meetings! And now he's sleeping through his court cases

    • @lexglover
      @lexglover หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I don't think Trump and intelligence have ever met.

    • @hydrocarbon8272
      @hydrocarbon8272 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Lol they had to turn the material into a PICTURE BOOK just to get him to pay any attention. I guess even the president had to ration his ritalin during the great amphetamine famine during his reign of error.

  • @lynetteray2146
    @lynetteray2146 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Meditating? Trump doesn't have the intellectual capacity to meditate.

    • @TreasureDeal
      @TreasureDeal หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now that's a real truth!

  • @HeyCupertino
    @HeyCupertino หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    These court room sketch artists are killin it.

  • @Spider-Geek916
    @Spider-Geek916 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I laughed *_WAY_* too hard at the image of Dolt45 with "Rudy eyes." 😆😂

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I had to watch twice! 😂

    • @EdwardLindon
      @EdwardLindon 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, that was *you*? 😂

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne หลายเดือนก่อน +356

    Falling asleep is so strong, so brave. Tremendous energy involved in falling asleep

    • @dariofuentes1544
      @dariofuentes1544 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I saw a TH-cam about police interrogations and what demeanor implies about the suspect. Innocent people are terrified and at attention even when not being interrogated. While the guilty will often take a nap...

    • @vailpcs4040
      @vailpcs4040 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      A big man, a strong man, came up to Trump and he said, tears streaming down his face: Mr. Trump, you show so much respect to our courts. It's true.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I love a bit of salt. 😄👍

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@vailpcs4040strong man that wears womens make up and high heels.

    • @lukenosewalkerbruno
      @lukenosewalkerbruno หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dariofuentes1544 Serial killer J*** R***** also fell asleep in court. It doesn't count when he doesn't care or never thinks he's guilty about anything! The guy has no integrity whatsoever and literally thinks that he is infallible. He needs to be taken down and forgotten... like all sociopaths.
      Cheers.

  • @abc-bu7nr
    @abc-bu7nr หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Meditating, doubtful.
    Medicating, likely.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👗⬅️YOURS??

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@paulyricca3881 It's so very lame when you malcontents do that oh-so-edgy "comeback".

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HelynnHeels
      👨🏻‍🦰 DUH WATT DUHZ DAT MEAN ? DUH

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jeez Helynn, I thought I was the only one to call a malcontent by name.👍

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@charleswebster2550
      🥃👴🏻 U ARE BOTH RABBLE- ROUSERS AT COLUMBIA IN NYC. SHAME ON U SHAME ON U .

  • @WaywardVet
    @WaywardVet หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I remember a military buddy who fell asleep during a live fire exercise. He was driving an M2 Bradley, and when it was his time to move... nothing. The TC (vehicle commander) finally woke him up, and they got moving. His excuse was "I was meditating, Sergeant". We never let that euphamism go. I wasn't sleeping, i was meditating! Learned from the guru!

    • @anitadees4223
      @anitadees4223 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you for the laughter. I can totally imagine the look on your Sergeant's face.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you for your service 🙏🏾

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol we had a guy sneak into an empty bay on mids, when we caught him, he’d say “oh I was just praying”

    • @stevehensley5096
      @stevehensley5096 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My great grandfather was in WW2. He said during basic they would sleep standing up at attention during formation.

    • @WaywardVet
      @WaywardVet 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@itspersonal3351 Never thank me for my service. I did it for the pay, and they will hire psychopaths. There's a reason i'm wayward vet. Not killer vet.

  • @bethlyke1
    @bethlyke1 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    I work the night shift and watch your show afterwards every morning. Thank you for making me smile and starting each day with laughter!

  • @peterg5383
    @peterg5383 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Career Federal prosecutor and frequent MSNBC panelist Glenn Kirschner has said that sleeping in court is behavior associated almost exclusively with guilty defendants; the innocent are hyper-engaged in their own defense.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But we are talking of Trump ... I am pretty sure he himself actually believes he is innocent.

    • @dekedarracott2326
      @dekedarracott2326 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The same happens in interrogations. The suspect gets questioned for a while, then when left alone sometimes goes to sleep. That's when they're pretty sure the suspect is guilty.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He could be doing it for the exact reason his cronies praised him: to undermine the court.

    • @keithad6485
      @keithad6485 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      behavior associated almost exclusively with guilty defendants- how would Kirchner know? I don't trust anything uttered by talking heads on PMSNBC

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +941

    For a device to keep Trump awake in court, I would suggest a shock collar.

    • @ryanc5517
      @ryanc5517 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Give the control to Trump's lead attorney. 😂

    • @stargirlzx
      @stargirlzx หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Lol I didn't see your post . I just said the same thing 👍

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      How high a voltage ?

    • @KennethHabeck-yg7ln
      @KennethHabeck-yg7ln หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Kristi Noem could assist in this project.

    • @Wolfboss7
      @Wolfboss7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Do they come in sizes big enough for his orange neck?

  • @sonnlich
    @sonnlich หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    That end bit telling me to live my life was downright soothing as I watched this in between comforting my screaming child who had his six-week vaccinations today and is VERY MAD ABOUT IT

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      There better be a new corrections when I wake up tomorrow.
      _Just kidding. Staying up for that lol._

    • @lloydwilliams4368
      @lloydwilliams4368 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was he whining more than Trump?

    • @mickjen
      @mickjen หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are only that small once! Hope today was good!

  • @anitadees4223
    @anitadees4223 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Seth is FUNNY but also humble, smart and caring, a rare combination.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x หลายเดือนก่อน +292

    Trump can never say "Sleepy Joe" with a straight face ever again. 😂

    • @CyrilJap
      @CyrilJap หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Don’t underestimate his stupidity.

    • @XAVIERCUERVO
      @XAVIERCUERVO หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      you clearly have not been paying attention !!!
      he will say it again and again no doubt

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its like crooked hillary. His nicknames are all things he hates about himself

    • @lbarbato6425
      @lbarbato6425 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      He will.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.

  • @Seldomane
    @Seldomane หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    When someone is only interested in looking at themselves, isn't that the definition of narcissism?

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sounds exactly like my 2 year old nephew every time he sees himself on a screen. Except, with him it's cute bc he smiles & giggles... and he's not supposed to have outgrown egocentrism & developed empathy yet.

  • @daniellerounds6135
    @daniellerounds6135 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Thank you Seth for making me laugh! I try to avoid anything dealing with Trump sometimes because it gets so stressful, I fear for the future of America. It's nice to cry laughing instead of just crying 😂

  • @missinterpretation4984
    @missinterpretation4984 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    How on earth are the polls tied??? 🤦‍♀️ It’s so disturbing.

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Cause Democrats don't answer our phones. hahaha

    • @missinterpretation4984
      @missinterpretation4984 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@warriorwarrior4958 I hope that’s true!!

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@missinterpretation4984 2016: 3 million 2020: 7 million. How bigly is he gonna lose in 2024? hahaha #MURIKA #DARKBRANDON2024

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Most polls are done online and are biased. Look at the number of respondents and their demographics. As of 2022, there were 168 million registered voters. About 33% democrat, 27% republican, most of the rest unaffiliated. The most recent cnn poll was of 1212 people. That is ridiculous. There is no legitimate way to extrapolate that data to reflect tens of millions of people. You may as well take a poll of your neighbors.

    • @thatjillgirl
      @thatjillgirl 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm not saying we don't all need to get out and vote when the time comes, but I will say that the last decade has taught us that these kinds of polls aren't the most reliable anymore.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 หลายเดือนก่อน +1534

    It’s absolutely beyond me how anyone can see Trump’s actions and decide to support him.

    • @BenDover-dl2pl
      @BenDover-dl2pl หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bwofficial1776 He did none of those things except the part about the mean tweets, cultist 🤡

    • @bera0014
      @bera0014 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      ​@@bwofficial1776 lol, what flavour is the Kool aid dude?

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bwofficial1776 He inherited that economy from Obama (which he took to a record deficit) and did nothing for border security except kill children in detention cages. Congrats, you're the reason Trump loves the uneducated.

    • @premierpollo
      @premierpollo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      9:12 dirt...

    • @janakingking3022
      @janakingking3022 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@bwofficial1776😅😅😅😊

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 หลายเดือนก่อน +529

    I love Seth's fake interactions between Donald and Melania. They're terrific.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

    • @mismissy
      @mismissy หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Almost as good as Linday Graham and MiMaw 😂😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mismissy
      🥃👴🏻DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @chrisarcher1146
      @chrisarcher1146 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      "Meeeel?"

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      It's definitely far better than the fake interaction between the real Donald Trump and Melania.

  • @markcrume
    @markcrume หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The "Rudy Eyes!"was brilliant. Thanks Seth and Staff.

  • @demitasse22
    @demitasse22 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’m choking on my bong rip at the thought of Trump contemplatively pacing around a koi pond.
    Seth you are a TREASURE. A man came up to me and told me. Big guy STRONG guy, tears. Tears STREAMING down his face

    • @ericbrooks7892
      @ericbrooks7892 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      U know prison is a good place to do a lot of soul searching. He’ll have plenty of time to answer all the universe’s questions like which came first the chicken or the cheeseburger?

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ericbrooks7892 one thing is for sure: there will be a koi pond

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    How can anyone possibly spin sleeping during your own trial as a positive...Let alone who'd be stupid enough to believe it? 🤨

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @logaandm
      @logaandm หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      "...stupid enough to believe it..." and there, is the heart of the matter.

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Fox and Fox viewers. In that order.

    • @chuckt4558
      @chuckt4558 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      You've heard trump supporters, right?

    • @berlinkozyreva
      @berlinkozyreva หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      MAGA

  • @jerrywalz9056
    @jerrywalz9056 หลายเดือนก่อน +416

    You know who's not falling asleep? The Jury.

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      👍!

    • @GTP2-zg9tn
      @GTP2-zg9tn หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The Jury is Laughing too much NOT to fall asleep!

    • @michelled8408
      @michelled8408 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They are lucky I'm not a jury member. 😂 I would be sleeping. Whenever I get a jury duty letter I make sure I am excused. My ex husband is able to go to jury duty but he told them " I hate the district attorney and I will side with a criminal over the DA"...

    • @alisonwilson9749
      @alisonwilson9749 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@michelled8408 So you expect other people to do what is your duty? Freeloading, in other words?

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And 3/4 of Americans

  • @kaliyalla
    @kaliyalla หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Big guy, strong guy, tears … running down from his eyes 😂😂😂😂😂
    Gets me every damn time lmao😂😂😂

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    In reference to Biden falling on stairs...if you've ever worn smooth, leather sole shoes you'll know that carpet is their worst enemy. 😂

  • @LordKhabal
    @LordKhabal หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    The whole “tears pouring down his face” bit reaches transcendental levels of hilarious when you see how many times Trump does, in fact, say that phrase. Plus “MEL!!!” makes me laugh every time.
    Every. Single. Time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Goddamnit. It’s never not funny

  • @earthmagic2310
    @earthmagic2310 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    Thank you Seth for making the nightmare funny. Vote FOUR MORE YEARS with PRES JOE 💙💙💙

  • @mariadorazio7001
    @mariadorazio7001 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Love creepy Seth at the end telling us not to like this video!
    I liked it as hard as I could! 😂

  • @Avatar2312
    @Avatar2312 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Stairs are devious.
    They are always up to something and try to bring you down.

  • @knotgood9077
    @knotgood9077 หลายเดือนก่อน +406

    How is the former president going to stay awake at the high school graduation he wishes to attend…just wondering

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Because he will be golfing instead.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🗣 TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA WEAR BEAT POET 1954 CLOTHES AGAIN

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@markmac2206
      TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA BRING BACK STAGECOACHES

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      $20 says if you asked him what highschool his kid goes to he'd be drawing a blank...

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN

  • @cman9373
    @cman9373 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    When Trump was in The WhiteHouse his nap time was referred to as ''Executive Time''......LOL

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And plenty of it.

  • @dmh123c
    @dmh123c หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Graphics department should get an Emmy for Rudy eyes

  • @TheWpgMom
    @TheWpgMom หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    OMG! His head stuck in a bucket of chicken like Winnie-the-Pooh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I've never seen someone so unconcerned with their criminal trial that they fall asleep. Even serial killers who didn't care if they lived or died still stayed awake during their trials.

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's an avoidant coping strategy.

    • @ericbrooks7892
      @ericbrooks7892 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@warriorwarrior4958 that’s exactly what it is. I can’t believe it never occurred to me even though I’ve done it. Never in court but I’m guilty of same b.s. when I don’t want to engage.

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ericbrooks7892 Yup. We see it a lot in adolescents.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    7:03 I’m 48, almost half Joe Biden’s age and I do have more trouble going up stairs than him. No joke. Severe hip arthritis sucks.

    • @normaowens7569
      @normaowens7569 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Positive healing energy headed your way right now.

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@normaowens7569🙏🙏🙏 Thank you very much.

    • @StLProgressive
      @StLProgressive หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I’m 52, with bone on bone arthritis in my right knee. Just had the left replaced 2 months ago. Biden could run rings around me. 😂

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @themistressofminerals
      @themistressofminerals หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm 21 and I have about as much trouble going up the stairs at Joe Biden does 😅 pain knows no age huh!!

  • @EricScaife-lq2yv
    @EricScaife-lq2yv หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Hey Seth you and the Captain helped me make it through the pandemic and I appreciate it 😊

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh how I loved the Captain! Covid nostalgia bgtme...

    • @EricScaife-lq2yv
      @EricScaife-lq2yv หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@judylevitt4555 I agree 🙂

  • @Dan-un4jy
    @Dan-un4jy หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Not pimping for subscribers, actually discouraging it, is the best thing I've ever seen on youtube! They should have a special subscriber plaque just for that.😁

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s been doing it since the last episode of CORRECTIONS

  • @Milaaq302
    @Milaaq302 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Remember, the guilty man sleeps soundly, the innocent man cannot sleep for worry.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👴🏻🥃 JOHN WAYNE IS THE GREATEST STAR OF ALL TIME

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      👴🏻🥃 BILL COSBY IN 24

    • @keithad6485
      @keithad6485 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like an old wives tale

    • @Milaaq302
      @Milaaq302 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@keithad6485 sure, I read it in a book (Terry Pratchett). it's not applicable to all situations, but rather immediately after being arrested. A guilty man knows what's going on and rests, but an innocent man won't sleep well for worry he might be wrongfully punished.

    • @keithad6485
      @keithad6485 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Milaaq302 I am skeptical. I would like to read that book, and, check out the evidence, if any is cited, to examine the evidence myself to find out how the author arrived at his conclusion. Remember, the lie told by the soviets about the murder of thousands of Polish military officers in WW2 who claimed the germans were the murderers. It is now known the Soviets were the murderers, and in the Nuremberg War Trials the claim by the Soviets re these murders was presumed to be true and still is unchallenged as Nuremberg evidence.

  • @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
    @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    He's flipping the bird at the court. He can't read fools. Love you Seth and Kimmel and Colbert. Our Captains life savers. 💙💙💙💙💙

  • @ratgirl13
    @ratgirl13 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Liking and subscribing Seth Meyers. You’re a doll!

  • @unity1015
    @unity1015 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Trump with the Rudi eyes makes him look like he is auditioning for Seth's Cicadas-Cicadas, the feel good Broadway musical we need right now.

  • @carlosvillanueva8530
    @carlosvillanueva8530 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Everyone in law enforcement knows that the guilty sleep, and the innocent are so worried that they are being falsely accused until they can't sleep.

  • @paulc14
    @paulc14 หลายเดือนก่อน +360

    How can a former president who tried to overturn an election be allowed to run for president again? It's ridiculous.

    • @noconsent
      @noconsent หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Supreme court only cares about the Contitution's original meaning, like an amendment banning oath breakers from holding any office or military position, when it allows them to take away rights of a minority, like ruling abortion isn't a medical procedure that deserves the right to privacy.

    • @avedic
      @avedic หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because a LOT of people literally want to end democracy and establish a conservative authoritarian dictatorship. That's how. And us on the left who could stop it? We won't. Why? Because Biden isn't perfect...and we're seemingly incapable of contrasting the relative harm of a Biden versus Trump administration. Also many of us seem incapable of imagining just how bad things CAN get, always assuming things ARE as bad as they can be. That combination of apathy and strict idealism in lieu of pragmatic progress on our side.....with MAGA world's utter rejection of objective reality in favor of a nihilistic will to power......is why Trump is not only "allowed to run again" but will in fact win in November. And we're going to let it happen.

    • @heels-villeshoerepairs8613
      @heels-villeshoerepairs8613 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What a crock.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      America.

    • @markbriten6999
      @markbriten6999 หลายเดือนก่อน

      From the UK. How can a candidate who loses the popular vote become president, pandering to States?

  • @FinelyAgedGenX1969
    @FinelyAgedGenX1969 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Trump as a president is like that episode of Seinfeld where George Constansa gets a guy to build a bed under his desk so he can nap while at work

  • @FilmArtPhoto
    @FilmArtPhoto หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bwaahahaha! 😂FOX throwing out the "Kafkaesque" reference

  • @dbilly7
    @dbilly7 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    Hired an attorney to babysit him to NOT sleep. Priceless.

    • @doomoo5365
      @doomoo5365 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trump just needs a blankie and pillow guy

    • @MickeyMousePark
      @MickeyMousePark หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      that is an expensive babysitter..oh wait Trump does not pay his lawyers ...nevermind...

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He also pays a lady $100,000 to show him ONLY Pro-Trump news and social media posts to stroke his ego.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      What’s even more hilarious is that Trump has been complaining about the high cost of his legal representation. If he’d quit binging on Troth Shoshal all damn night, perhaps he wouldn’t need an extra babysitter in court 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Zero % chance drumpf stays awake long enough to hear his son’s name called at graduation.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A stack of papers?
    Give him a tablet and set it to the 10 hours video of jingling keys! 🔑

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh how I would love to kmow what the lawyers on the jury are thinking!

  • @jeffb.6642
    @jeffb.6642 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    After seeing the "Rudy Eyes" on Trump, I think I'm going to be the one who is always awake.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

    • @arlanstrong1424
      @arlanstrong1424 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You mean woke?! 😂😂😂

    • @leafyrox
      @leafyrox หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The graphics department earned their pay with that one.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@leafyrox
      👴🏻🥃 NIP IT, NIP IT IN THE BUD.

  • @cynthiabotsko2449
    @cynthiabotsko2449 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    That's how we describe Pathological narcissism 😮

  • @johnrusselljr89
    @johnrusselljr89 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Seth you're the 👑 pure comedy ROYALTY!

  • @robroaring7175
    @robroaring7175 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:27 One of those sparky dog collars that you can zap would be my choice!😊

  • @Persephonetoo
    @Persephonetoo หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    The stack of papers is all Trump-positive articles with pictures. The Meides Touch calls it his "picture book".

    • @24Wynn
      @24Wynn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CraftHarlot
      @CraftHarlot หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      We used to do this for dementia patients - give them memory books.

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    “I think I’d fall asleep at my trial. It’s realy boring.”
    Not the flex you think it is when LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS ABLE TO STAY AWAKE. 😂😂😂

    • @laurenmalone8335
      @laurenmalone8335 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Right, I fell asleep at an orientation meeting for my job years ago but if I was in a courtroom where I could face jail time, you can guarantee my ass would be awake.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I always fall asleep when I get sent to conferences or training sessions. Thank goodness they send the notes😂

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Really*

    • @jdwinks40
      @jdwinks40 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're appealing to simple folks who wouldn't find days and days of a trial engaging or entertaining enough to stay awake for. They're telling them, "See?! Trump is just like you! Vote for the one who is like you!" It's all a scam.

  • @johnnytony593
    @johnnytony593 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That reverse or (indiferent) psychology works, I gave him a like.

  • @matthuck378
    @matthuck378 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I watch Colbert, Meyers, and Kimmel clips on YT. It's really funny at the end when Seth says "don't just watch Kimmel clips"...Because that's what I'm probably doing.

  • @snowsim
    @snowsim หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Anytime I'm having a bad day, watching a new _A Closer Look_ gives me an immediate boost. This time, hearing the Maharishi became the big guy, strong/spiritual guy, tears pouring down his face made me shout with laughter at the delightful combination of surprise and warm comfort of a favourite trope. Thanks, Seth!

  • @theuntappedtable3487
    @theuntappedtable3487 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    The Rudy eyes on Trump was like taking your helmet off on Mars in Total Recall. Nightmare fuel!

    • @parkus65
      @parkus65 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I hope Graphics gets a special call out in this week's Corrections for this masterpiece.

    • @colinsellers1143
      @colinsellers1143 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dont quit your day job. i seen that pathetic youtube channel of yours

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra หลายเดือนก่อน

      I need one of MiB's neuralizers to get rid of that image.

  • @d.w.stratton4078
    @d.w.stratton4078 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jackal here: you said you had ONE more thing to say but you had SEVERAL more things to say. 💅🏻

  • @michelled8408
    @michelled8408 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I am 54 and I have tripped going up the stairs several times. I recently fell down the stairs and broke my foot.. 😂

  • @user-qj7yf9hv8o
    @user-qj7yf9hv8o หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    Love Seth, makes me giggle when there is so little to giggle about these days.

    • @tomholroyd7519
      @tomholroyd7519 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You mean googly? 👁👁

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    I would say Donald was praying, & not sleeping. But, We know He ONLY PREYS!! 🗣💯

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@paulyricca3881, Cry somewhere else MAGA TROLL!! 🗣💯

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@paulyricca3881, Crying MAGA!!🤣🤣

    • @KeithJackson-ux7eh
      @KeithJackson-ux7eh หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Zing 😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@S.Shea2432
      👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN

  • @aman11283
    @aman11283 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    oh god the meditation bit, dying 😆

  • @staceyduncan7490
    @staceyduncan7490 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Omg! Serh your writers are on fire and your delivery is fcn PERFECT!

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 หลายเดือนก่อน +469

    I prefer my presidents that actually stay awake and is alert and doesn’t have to be woken up by his lawyers

    • @mackswellgg
      @mackswellgg หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      What a low bar America has

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@mackswellggTrump slithered under it.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mackswellgg
      👗⬅️YOURS?

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markmac2206
      🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Sleeping Donnie needs his beauty sleep. He rants all night and sleeps all day.

    • @magicmarker7047
      @magicmarker7047 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, considering his day didn't start till 11 when he was in the White House. Fun fact psychopaths don't sleep.

    • @corgising5606
      @corgising5606 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      His beauty sleep isn’t working

    • @douglassmalone-omeally1683
      @douglassmalone-omeally1683 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He's a slumberjack and he's ok...

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@douglassmalone-omeally1683 He Tweets all night and he rants all day♪

  • @Mr.N3cro
    @Mr.N3cro หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Giving him papers to play with, is like giving a child a toy to play with.

  • @Marlorn
    @Marlorn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rude guiliani eyes meme will never get old. 😁

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Shout-out to graphics for the incredible work today

  • @benjaminmerrill2926
    @benjaminmerrill2926 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Oh God, the Koi pond line was exquisite. Respect.

  • @telavivjake
    @telavivjake หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They need to have a counter for the number of times they have shown Biden tripping on the stairs.

  • @aleks-33
    @aleks-33 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The new ending of this video killed me 😂 love seeing the "Corrections" style in these videos haha

  • @therealdler
    @therealdler หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The "rudy eyes" made me bellylaugh 😂😂😂

  • @CannotBBlank
    @CannotBBlank หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "Build the wall. Namaste."
    😂💀

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the orange Buddha was deep in meditation, contemplating his after-court fast food order, once he reached Near-Wawa

  • @NancyBrown-iw7vh
    @NancyBrown-iw7vh หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love Seth; truthful and so funny!

  • @GaryToftheNorth
    @GaryToftheNorth หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Trump: “Farts can’t be heard if your asleep, that’s the rule.”

    • @karensellers7862
      @karensellers7862 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      People say that Trump stinks. Probably because he's always farting

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @Dan-Simms
      @Dan-Simms หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Probably has a full diaper

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "You smelt it you dealt it" which also explains his book Fart of the deal.

  • @jspres86
    @jspres86 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    He wasn't asleep, he was composing a haiku.
    "This chair is squeaky,
    I want Ivanka so bad,
    Good old KFC."

    • @PlutoTheSecond
      @PlutoTheSecond หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know what a haiku is.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. หลายเดือนก่อน

      he doesn't want to eat a chair

  • @telavivjake
    @telavivjake หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Maybe they should give him a placemat for coloring and activities like they do for toddlers in a restaurant.

  • @Typhis19
    @Typhis19 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    man the big guy strong guy, tears in his eyes bits are always so funny. lmao

  • @morpheus2573
    @morpheus2573 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Sleeping is his only way to make it all go away. 😴

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So the party of law and order is screaming “I fought the law and the law can stick it”! Man so many years of tough on crime rhetoric and it simply was just rules for thee but not for me. Hypocrites.😒

  • @jacquijones1141
    @jacquijones1141 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love Seth....he keeps me going xxxx

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Good job Graphics Department on the "Rudy Eyes".. Did Seth give you all a well deserved pat on the back? lol

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I bet they made him pat them all over. 😉

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think they'd prefer something a little harder than a pat.
      Little lower than the back, too.

  • @_ian2800
    @_ian2800 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    That suitcase with the hair poking out!!!

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The hair & the long red tie! That and the Rudy Eyes eyelids were graphics dept perfection. 🎯

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At first I thought it was a squirrel’s tail. Had to pause and rewind to double check 😂🤣

  • @furioussmashcast
    @furioussmashcast หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anyone else hear that laugh after the Winnie the Pooh KFC joke? Whoever was in the audience LOVED it!😂

  • @nixwitchghostgirl4235
    @nixwitchghostgirl4235 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You make my day ❤

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      👴🏻🥃 AWW SHUT UP

  • @debranielsen2002
    @debranielsen2002 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Maybe they should issue a cattle prod to the security guard to keep him alert.

  • @stan4now
    @stan4now หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    Painting Rudy's eyes on Trump's eyelids almost made me choke, Seth. I coulda died having dinner. How many times have I said, "No surprise jokes."

    • @PhillipArthur-yn2ld
      @PhillipArthur-yn2ld หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I literally paused on that part and laughed out loud. I imagine that would be the look he'd get when the person in front of him got the last bucket of fried chicken 😂

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He made me laugh/snort coffee up my nose! I have got to stop drinking a beverage when watching Seth, Jimmy and Stephen

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LittleBlueOwl318Check out Cody's Showdy from Some More News.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      To be fair, you should know by now how dangerous it is to try eating while watching Seth.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I have been waiting for someone in late night to paint dump’s eyelids since day one! The result is even better than anticipated! Thanks Seth and your awesome graphics team! 💪🏾😂🤣😭😝😘👍🏾

  • @montecristo1845
    @montecristo1845 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The “interview exchange” at around 8:30 made me laugh out loud.

  • @Smokerolla
    @Smokerolla หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    loved that ending the best youre awesome seth

  • @kc10man
    @kc10man หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    Just want to say how much I appreciate you Seth. Bed time is so boring without your incredible insight, wit, honesty and sense of humor. On a side note; I think you should do a podcast with the Sea Captain and your brother, Gavin.

    • @carriehesketh3555
      @carriehesketh3555 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The last 2 weeks sucked at night with no Seth! So glad he is back!

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @kc10man - Unless I’m missing some very subtle jackal joke, can I point out that Seth’s brother is called Josh?

    • @kc10man
      @kc10man หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@madeleineprice9645 Josh plays Gavin Newsom on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Very funny!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kc10man But the inside joke is that Josh and Gavin are actually twins who were split up as infants. It was part of a study to determine what makes some people become politicians, and others comedians.

  • @mayberelevant3237
    @mayberelevant3237 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I absolutely love your trump impressions especially when he calls for Mel, and that line about the Maharishi coming up to him with tears in his eyes and telling him to build the wall 😂hilarious as usual ♥️🇨🇦

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "All You Need is Immunity" - one of the Beatles best. Along with "The Fool in the Trial," and "When I'm 64 Convictions, 2 Acquittels."

  • @phillmckill5562
    @phillmckill5562 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How about a shock collar to keep him awake🤣🤣🤣

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you Seth

  • @Beth-zg6gb
    @Beth-zg6gb หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    Nothing will keep an exhausted toddler awake. They will fall asleep anywhere, literally anywhere, through anything. 🌊🇺🇸💙

    • @FilmArtPhoto
      @FilmArtPhoto หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣🤣

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Nothing as cute as a 2-year-old sound asleep on the floor, with the cat snoring next to him.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@sophierobinson2738the same can't be said about the Tub of Lard.

    • @adrianpena677
      @adrianpena677 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why not give him a coloring book & box of crayons! 😅

    • @jameschan9634
      @jameschan9634 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      also pooping and farting