You can teach her gentle biting. She’s supposed to be learning from her litter, so just yelp like a puppy when she bites too hard. She’ll learn so fast.
Shout out to these two heathens for braving mean streets of San Diego. I had a ticket to Jordan’s show but I could go because I shit my pants on the drive down. I had to miss my favorite crowd work queen because I burned out my own asshole. Luckily I made it to Ian cause my friend had an extra ticket. Thanks for doing all that driving buddy. Don’t eat a half a block of cheese followed by tika masala and then try to go sit in a room full of strangers.
TUI was the band that got me into hardcore. My dream was to be in a touring hxc band. Now I’m 30 and hearing Justice talk about getting scabies. Holy sh*t did I dodge a bullet! Just saw Angel Du$t live for the first time. So much energy. This episode was so good!
I had the same thing happen to me. They thought I had a mild stroke, but it was actually a severe migraine. I was really stressed out the night before, in the morning I dropped a bowl of fruit and didn’t feel it fall. When my roommate got home about an hour later I was crying and couldn’t say fully formed sentences. It was like Tourette’s syndrome, I could only blurt out FUCK. It was scary as hell.
57:52 Ian, I feel like you need to know that I burst out crying at your proclamation to the Gulf of Mexico. I want to do the same now. I sincerely felt that!
"So I got my teeth knocked out in Tampa" - Justice "WE WERE JUST IN TAMPA!!!!!!!" - Ian The entire podcast is basically Ian ruining the flow of a conversation as fast as possible lol literally impressive. also Jordan being a bad dog owner was the least surprising fact about her
The way I thought this band was super famous because I (Canadian) know them and was confused how they booked the band. This episode made me look them up and realize they're not, but they should be! I've listened for years. Now I'm wondering why I know them...
I saw Ian open for Dave Attell a few years back at the Funny Bone in Easton. He was so funny I got worried for Dave, but he didn't disappoint. It was the best comedy show I have ever seen. They came out together and talked shit at the end. I was sore from laughing so much. Please come back!
Remembering hearing the justice story in the truck on the Hardlore podcast. And yeah if justice is cool with it, I would be interested in seeing that footage. The fact that he played that Brooklyn show is amazing
Sometimes escalated to fubar (fucked up beyond all recognition) and usually doesn't refer to social situations but it's obviously applicable everywhere. Possible origin in military slang from WW1/WW2. Super useful!
This is another great show, but if Ian solemnly handed his glasses over to the guests about 45 minutes into the podcast and they smashed them with a hammer, presented by Jordan. But nobody says anything about anything, it would definitely be a weird situation during the episode
BIWJ is the BEST podcast around!! Y’all are top shelf!! Much respect!
Could not be happier rn tui, justice talking about joe hardcore, Ian talking about earth crisis I’ve been waiting for this
The next logical evolution of Ian’s cane being a weapon is obviously the cane sword
PenguIan
Oh no.. someone's losing an eye
I'm fucking here for it!
Tazer cane
OR...a cain-saw!
You can teach her gentle biting. She’s supposed to be learning from her litter, so just yelp like a puppy when she bites too hard. She’ll learn so fast.
I like to pretend this is referring to Jordan and not the puppy 😂
Shout out to these two heathens for braving mean streets of San Diego. I had a ticket to Jordan’s show but I could go because I shit my pants on the drive down. I had to miss my favorite crowd work queen because I burned out my own asshole. Luckily I made it to Ian cause my friend had an extra ticket. Thanks for doing all that driving buddy. Don’t eat a half a block of cheese followed by tika masala and then try to go sit in a room full of strangers.
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Just saw Angel Du$t for the first time at the Palladium last week in Hollywood, one of the best live shows I’ve ever seem
TUI was the band that got me into hardcore. My dream was to be in a touring hxc band. Now I’m 30 and hearing Justice talk about getting scabies. Holy sh*t did I dodge a bullet! Just saw Angel Du$t live for the first time. So much energy. This episode was so good!
Had a house-bunny die from eating a cigarette! Please get her more toys! Love this pod. Thanks for the laughs!
hope you dont have kids lol
@@FR4NKY666babies love cigarettes, what are you on about?
Awww that sucks
Is that what you call your wife!
Seeing Jordan hold the dog like a baby is warming to the heart ❤️
I had the same thing happen to me. They thought I had a mild stroke, but it was actually a severe migraine. I was really stressed out the night before, in the morning I dropped a bowl of fruit and didn’t feel it fall. When my roommate got home about an hour later I was crying and couldn’t say fully formed sentences. It was like Tourette’s syndrome, I could only blurt out FUCK. It was scary as hell.
The funniest thing I've watched all day! Great episode 😂😂😂
Thanks! ❤️✨
The happiest moment of my life was seeing TUI in LA last year with my best friend of 16 years. Legit brought a tear to my eye
You guys are my favorite parasocial relationships. Keep on keeping on. ❤❤❤
So much god talk this ep that the ad was for a prayer app
“Who does she model butt for?” and “stunt butt” had me rollinggggg 😂😂😂
I love how accepting these two guys are of each other.
57:52 Ian, I feel like you need to know that I burst out crying at your proclamation to the Gulf of Mexico. I want to do the same now. I sincerely felt that!
When he says orthodox, he's talking about Christian orthodox. And yes, the chants are great.
"So I got my teeth knocked out in Tampa" - Justice
"WE WERE JUST IN TAMPA!!!!!!!" - Ian
The entire podcast is basically Ian ruining the flow of a conversation as fast as possible lol literally impressive. also Jordan being a bad dog owner was the least surprising fact about her
The way I thought this band was super famous because I (Canadian) know them and was confused how they booked the band. This episode made me look them up and realize they're not, but they should be! I've listened for years. Now I'm wondering why I know them...
Tellin jokes and havin smokes
Coffee iced no matter what
@@alnibodycare I always heard "Coffee eyes no matter what" lol
Should’ve asked him if there was a “mush” pit! 😂
Sepultura in the morning! Wild!
great for ian putting people on to the bmore bands
Ian and Jordan...really, you two are the best! Please come to Columbus, Ohio
I saw Ian open for Dave Attell a few years back at the Funny Bone in Easton. He was so funny I got worried for Dave, but he didn't disappoint. It was the best comedy show I have ever seen. They came out together and talked shit at the end. I was sore from laughing so much. Please come back!
@8bitdevil504 thanks for the story. That is awesome! Let's hope he comes back soon.
Love what you goofballs are doing!! Mad love and respect
Also check out FAKE DUST awesome band
Jordan starts in on something interesting and Ian jumps all over it, bro needs to have genuine curiosity for other people
Remembering hearing the justice story in the truck on the Hardlore podcast. And yeah if justice is cool with it, I would be interested in seeing that footage. The fact that he played that Brooklyn show is amazing
Jordan is a baddie 🙌
I’m anticipating the lost Scissor bros episode
Same Wtf happened
I can’t “Believe” it
😂😎
God dammit Ian! Got me singing the old catholic school hymns!
MAKE YOU TO SHINE LIKE THE SUNNN! ANDDD HOLD YOU IN THE PALMMM OF HIS HANDD
Early morning coffee ice & dumpster fire! NO MATTER WHAT
Mom and dad had a baby🐕💗
*btw Old Habits by Expire is a banger
“Yeah, I know it’s front to back!” 😂😂😂
Justice is a fucking warrior 🫡
Omg scavies were the worst. Having to explain to your friends why your covered in bites was so much fun
didnt know snafu was an acronym thank you
'All right, "Snafu." Shit... 'n' ass... fuck-up.' - Bill Leyden
Sometimes escalated to fubar (fucked up beyond all recognition) and usually doesn't refer to social situations but it's obviously applicable everywhere. Possible origin in military slang from WW1/WW2. Super useful!
I thought that SNAFU from Detroit was on this at first. Listen to them if you haven't
That poor, poor dog
Every time I saw that expire sticker I thought the same thing.
The only trey allowed to clog my pipes is the Phish one. Anytime brother.
Of course the spin kick to the face was in Buffalo
Thanks for that Expire rabbit hole I went down right off the bat
Can you break it down for me please?
+
wearing a mouthgard in the pit is a super double edged sword tho ....
sorry about the foot incident Justice 😭 ur bad ass bro 🤍
The Australian cat joke is insane lmaooo
Y'all are my faves 🥺😭❤️❤️❤️💘❤️🔥
TUI 'til I Die!
Jordan and Ian, your show saved me
You should so have Justice record a ska outro for you..👀🤔🤯
This was a good one
Don't ever let Ian think he's smart, unless Bert Kreischer is in the same room.
This is another great show, but if Ian solemnly handed his glasses over to the guests about 45 minutes into the podcast and they smashed them with a hammer, presented by Jordan. But nobody says anything about anything, it would definitely be a weird situation during the episode
Searching for Boise set when im done watching this episode.
Yeah! TUI til I die! And probably still after that too!
Almost made it an hour before the words "The Gulf of Mexico"
I think mommy n daddy need a break from each other lolol
Love Angel Du$t separately from my comedy podcasts so this is a weird cross over (I've noticed the album cover on the wall)
Weaned the dog too early now it’s fucked up. RIP the rats
have more bands on this was dope also their musics sick thanks for intro
tied down was brutal to watch
I can’t wait to not see either of them in person.
put the SAINT back in SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY
Αν πεθάνης πριν πεθάνης δεν θα πεθάνης όταν θα πεθάνης
If you die before you die, you will not die when you die
best episode ong
The fucking LEGEND! TUI BABY
ahaha "You faced it up!"
being Ee-y with Jordie my favorite shmodcast
As justice was telling that story I knew it was some type of mono or shingles going on!
Justice is hilarious
yesss finally
Justice is so cool. My favorite band and episode yet. All real mfs have shit they pants
Haha that guy didn’t have shingles…I think he had aids or something
ah... so today is Wednesday. jolly good.
This is seriously hype as fuck. A little Baltimore pride in this episode.
Shout out CCAS and (now)Royal Blue🫡
Homeboy, please get checked for Crohn's disease!!
Separate the unreal from the real and the untrue from the true
*iaN the bUtt🎶*
The pup is too much!!!
Most puppies play bite. It kind of hurts because their teeth are very sharp in puppyhood. She needs to learn that it hurts you and she will stop.
Alright Jordan might have scabees
hardcore comedy.
Justice is a BABE.
❤❤❤
Let Coyote rip darts, be a cool mom
One of Warner Brothers greatest contributions to WW2: Private Snafu
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48:36 so funny
I can tell by their names these dudes going to be weirdos
holy shit lol
I like to pretend that the Shofar is just a bit for Jordan to queef into the mic and not get demonetized
I wondered if something like this was gonna happen when I saw Ian in the Angel Du$t video
Lmao taking down the expire sticker is unbelievably soft
i watch every episode but i can't with this one..Justice is too hot to watch 🤤
Listen to Sliders the band Zech does vocals on mfs
this dude named his band after a Metallica song 😂
Love the band eps
Hi everrrrrybodyyyyyyy
Happy Valentine's Day to all the coupke out there... and the incels at home with tissues and lube as well 😅
1:04:27 LOL