Ultra Fast RAW Barbershop Close Shave Sounds 🪒💈ASMR💈🪒
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
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So this is what Thor is up to after the Avengers is finished.
Joshua Smit bro oh my god so funny literally died so Original
Ha
Joshua Smit aye so we on the same page he look and sound like him 🔨
Stop with the Thor jokes, Ok? It's not funny anymore
😂😂
Him doin his best on an asmr
The comments: ThOr Is ThAt YoU
not like people calling him attractive is hurting him lmao
No one looks like chris!!!
༺drสppy༻ yes
Se você traduzio você é um completo indiota
@YT Gaming TO NOR AI HERE IS PEDRONSA
That mic is cleaner and better groomed than 98% of the world's population right now.
Facts
I get the joke but for accuracy reasons I am gonna estimate it's more around 68.
@@hammedburger3712 I concur.
>over 2/3 of people are assumed to be at a loss how to keep a groomed appearance after a little over a month of not being able to visit the barbers
I am still HEAVILY in doubt of those numbers. People stockpiled loo rolls, not razors, shampoo and nail clippers.
😂😂😂
Tony: The world needs to be saved!
Thor: NAH! The world needs to be SHAVED
😂😂😂
This deserves more comments💀
Give this man a award
Can we just talk about how he made a little haircutting cape for his mic
Yes perfection
Omg yes so cute and funny
Very creative
Omg yasss
He didn't make it
The comments :
Of the asmr 1%
Thor jokes99%
haha
Fax
Same
Thor
true
Government: work at home
Barbers who live alone:
OMG...
@Obi-Wan Kan Blow Me bruh
😂
L
@@duckindonuts5451 your username gives me life 😭
I dont care if this man aint a barber id trust him to be my barber after this
Plot twist: he’s just cleaning his mic and left the camera on
Relatable
hahaha
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
@FBI IMPOSTER
And them ACCIDENTLY uploaded it
All ASMRtists: **using plastic wrap to cover the microphone**
Fred: "We don't do that in here"
underrated comment 10/10😂😂
bOi • 420 years ago u mean Thor lol
Boi
I was thinking about that 😭
@@otterstonksedits Oh well then hello
Literally half of the comment section is
“Oh so this is Thor after avengers”
True
Yeah😂🤣😂
You're right
You want to say that they aren't right?
on every single one of his videos
ME: falls asleep peacefully listening to asmr.
ALSO ME: wakes up to Thor giving me an ultra fast RAW shave.
Petition for Fred to do a compilation video of some of his "Hello There"
❤
Signed
@Yeet Yeet he meant hello there compilation for example like hello there from 80different videos
@@bitches6439 Exactly
@@nivekzelaznog4151 i mean you did say that you want all of the hello there but i think thats a little too much maybe like 100vids would be cool
This whole comment section is about people complaining that the whole comment section is talking about how he looks like Thor
Pretty much
I wouldn’t say complaining just stating newfound information
Caleb Shin ngl though it’s kinda old info at this point lol
Yep lmao
How meta
i wonder if fred ever gets sick of people calling him thor and then getting thousands of likes for the same joke over and over again
If it attracts more viewers he should be glad I think
I don’t think he minds it tbh as he’s posted multiple videos of Thor related things and him dressed up as Thor
For real, I was the same tho when I first came to the channel
333th like!
Alot of youtubers and streamers go through stuff like that... kind of daunting to be honest. Hopefully he doesn't mind or is use to it by now .
4 years ago today, I found your channel for the first time after my brother introduced ASMR to me. This is the video we watched. Coming back to this is really nostalgic, and every time I watch it, I think of that first day. Thank you for helping me sleep and tingle all these years, along with the others in the ASMR community. You guys are so nice and always positive (most of the time), and I really enjoy all the hard work they put into making content for us to enjoy and sleep to.
I like how half the time he stares at the microphone so seriously.
He is doing this to create new content and BTW he looks at the microphone so serious because he Is trying to make this asmr video realistic.
He looks like hes bouta beat the mics ass
Hahaha argonian
hes gonna clap them mics cheeks
Don't forget about the heavy creepy breathing
Thanos: you should have gone for the head
Thor: becomes a barber
Conrad Boi lmao
So original
@@maniacgamer8362 yes indeed it is
The best comment so far
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When a customer comes in 5 minutes before closing.
Exactly😂
And they see this😂
O seu primeiro comentario Brasileiro, traduza e deixe meu like kkkk ✌️
Favorite 😂 I work in retail
Thank god I read the comments before writing my own cause I could’ve stolen ur comment and be ripped to shreds by everyone saying I stole it
Am i the only one watch it on TH-cam music ?
Me too lol
Your not alone 👋🏻
Same brotha
同士を見つけられるとは思わんかったわ
Lol
Everyone is just talking abt how much he looks like Thor.... but HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABT HOW GOOD THIS ASMR IS???
Yes, let’s watch a guy ruin his mic
@@tyrellgolden288 the part of the mic he's using you can take it off and wash it
@@biaarcheron not really, washing the pop filter could damage the mic, also i'm not sure but it might become useless after washing it
@@bedigns not really, If he's using Blue Yeti you can easily take off and wash it, bc it's only a cover, but if not you're probably right, but he wouldn't ruin his expensive mic for a vid
Fat cap
that Thor thing aside. his ASMR is really-really great.
Gotta agree
I was about to say he looks like Thor then I saw this 😅
@@nazmirahoosen7655 Agreed. 😂
Just like ppommo really a pro
For real I just started watching same again recently and I regret stopping but Fred has always been one of the best imo
Be careful guys this microphone about to steal your girl with his new haircut
His*
Dex Minton thanks
I don't have a girlfriend
Or a life
Ha! Got ya 'cuz i'm single!!
[Start laughing and end up crying]
(I think... 'cuz I dunno if this is serious between kairi and me though)
Someone in September 2024?
Me
Yes sir
Me
* literally shaving his mic *
subtitles: [Music]
deaf people: * dancing*
Why
U is going to hell ❤️
Connect the dots music is the equivalent of art so this is art.
Wow so funny now shut up ur Normie ass
Not funny. Why would deaf people be watching ASMR
"barber quickly trying to cut your hair before getting arrested for working during quarantine-asmr"
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the most underrated comment I have even seen
Can we appreciate the fact that this guy literally risked ruining his expensive microphone for us?
Not to mention he also risked getting electrocuted by spraying liquids and touching the wet microphone.
It's not ruined, itll just need a new Foamy.
@@brandonsizemore3619 not really cause they wash off easily
a Yeti isn't that expensive, even if he ruined the mic it's about a 100$ cost in a video with 2½ million views, he probably made 1000-2000$ for maybe 8hrs of work.
but as the others stated, it's a popfilter which he can easily remove and wash
It’s not ruined he just added a foam cover to it
He can afford it, don't worry
Я включил это видео и лёг спать, на утро проснулся лысым😅
Time stamps:
0:01 Intro
0:33 Black fabric sounds
1:35 Buttons
2:44 Spray
2:55 scissors
4:14 Towel
4:22 maschine
6:44 Towel
7:11 Spray bottle(s)
8:10 Towel
8:20 shaving cream (tapping)/metal bowl
9:10 Shaving cream/brush
10:48 Shaving cream on mic :))))
12:21 Razor
15:29 Towel/spray bottle
16:36 Shaving cream/brush
18:06 Shaving cream on mic
22:00 Razor (spray)
23:22 Spray bottle(s)
23:54 Towel/spray bottle(s)
24:51 Oil/Liquid sounds
25:19 Hand sounds
26:08 Buttons
26:22 Black fabric sounds
26:40 spray
26:45 Outro
Hope this helps :)
It really helps thanks ☺️
Need more ppl like this 😂
The time and dedication 🙌
:)
Thanks
when the scissors went “WHISHAWHOSHASNIPWHIDHAHHAHSHHSHSHSHSHHSH” i felt that 😌
Yes, Indeed. I too felt thee exhilaration of the scissors going 'SWISHAHSASHHSASHASHAHHSASJSHAGJASHAAJGHSA' it was a nice feeling.
👁️👄👁️✂️
Or what a french person would say SWOOSH
@@ammielb1592 Yes indeed. There's quite an exquisite wind and sound to that 'Swoosh' huh?
@@josephinedurden8363 swoooosh
That microphone is just like me. Probably didn’t like his haircut but doesn’t have the social abilities to say so.
I thought I was the only one with this issue....
Same
I mean once it’s cut there isn’t much you can do except cut more off and risk screwing it up even more
Welcome the club of Social Anxiety people I'm a person here to
Same here man
3:34 bro really got my neck actin funky--
Fred: Trying to be a normal asmrtist
Ppl watching: Is This Thor?
This was nice, but i really need someone to tuck me in . Watch my video please ?
@Bdag TheSauceGod My man, i would love to school you 1000 ways until Sunday. But I don't have the time.
But is thor??
@@eltt7348 but is illiterate?
Oof-
Can’t believe he actually spread it on the microphone haha
Ximena Zavala Right! Was NOT expecting that. Dedication right there
This the shit I signed up for
Technically it was just the pop filter. But I want expecting that either!
Naah i think that 94% safety for ur popfilter and your mic
the title does say RAW
Mom at 3 am: why arent you sleep
Me: im getting a haircut from thor
Mom:Its 8 a.m why aren't you asleep
Me: watching thor give me a haircut and beating my meat
@@voxiously wow that is a good idea 😂
🤣🤣🤣
AruiXa 36 wtf lmao kinda sus but 😆 funny
As I reply to this at exactly 3 am
Obrigado Thor por me ajudar a dormir toda noite. Além do deus do trovão é deus do asmr também.
Kkkkkk mds
Kkkkkkk
Kkkkkkkkkkk
Vingadores precisando do Thor:
Thor: bora corta o cabelo? 10 conto
@@gkasmr7967 Kkkkkkk a vida de vingador não tá pagando as contas direito
Government: work from home
Barbers:
Lmaooo😂😂❤
Facts
bruh you stole this from the first barber video
Bruh u stole it
@@parasthesia1 I didn't watch the first barber vid tho plus idk who to give credit to
I love it how he looks so concentrated yet he is only shaving a microphone
Ever heard of concentration
@@devgirly Ever heard of sarcasm?
@@ShiNoNaiHasu ever heard of you dont know how words work
He's look like a thor.
@@jazonstelone7634 and you are like dead
I bet this guy is really sick of being called Thor at this point
- edit - cheers for the 2k likes n that :)))
I thought this was chris Hemsworth's who played thor
He was called Thor in comments a year ago so I think ur right(srry if my English is bad)
Or he is smiling awkwardly
When the hype of the moment was the movie yess, but now it so annoying
Imagine getting tired of being called a literal god.
Que humilde thor haciendo asmr para relajarnos
Por qué le dicen thor pobrechito xd 🥺
@@sape63aftons esque se parece al Thor original xd
@@marioleo4169 que yo sepa no es Chris Hemsworth
@@MessiGOAT184ahí dice que se parece, no que es la misma persona, kys
No como los demás vengadores
Avengers: saving the entire universe.
Thor: s(h)aving his Mic.
Genious
Lmao
He's saving his universe
So this is where he was during civil war
Amazing comment
This microphone is living better than some people.
Sadly true.
GuiltyAsCharged X you pussy its a joke men take it with humor
josue jarrin chill
@@josuejarrin7223 chill out dude god damn
@@josuejarrin7223 bro wtf 😂
Pov: your barber is getting rid of your yee yee ass haircut
Haha gta 5 meme
I love u
@@jjguppy6 I hate u
@@andrewxd4793 oof
You are here to get your Yee yee ass hairline done
Es increíble q algo tan raro de explicar, seamos millones de personas las q lo disfrútamos.
a razor super close to my ear in real life: horrid
a razor super close to my ear during ASMR: n i c e
Believe u mean erotic 😏
@@dgames3240 what?
@@dgames3240 oh omg i didn't understand i thought this was a joke i'm sorryy
My barber uses a razor to clean up around my ear and it feels super nice
Mike Bishop Until he makes a wrong move and slices it open like a knife through butter
yeah he looks like Thor but where are the time stamps tho
This is the aftermath of end game
sophiah right here for ya mate!
0:02 hand sounds
0:32 barbers cloak ruffling
2:05 pinning the cloak on
2:43 spraying mic with water
2:49 scissor snipping
4:14 towel press
4:21 electric razor
5:29 electric razor (different sound)
6:14 electric razor again
6:40 mic brushing with a towel
7:12 shaking two spray bottles
7:58 spraying mic
8:08 towel again
8:20 tapping on shaving cream can
8:42 tapping on metal pot
8:47 squirting shaving cream into the metal pot
9:08 brushing mic
9:13 mixing cream with brush
10:43 applying the cram to the mic
12:27 close shaving the mic (I think it’s with a cut throat razor but I’m not sure sorry)
15:31 laying a towel over the mic
15:37 spraying the towel damp
15:44 flipping towel and spraying other side
15:52 removing towel
16:06 spraying then stroking mic
16:38 stirring another foamy cream
18:02 applying second cream to mic
20:30 close shave razor again
23:20 spraying mic
23:54 towel over mic
24:01 shaking sprays and spraying
24:42 removing towel
24:52 shaking aftershave
25:13 rubbing his hands with aftershave
25:32 applying aftershave to mic
26:08 unpinning and removing cloak
26:46 mic stroking
26:53 outro
Yes
EnderLoverNvs SKNSNSS THANK YOU LMAO
EnderLoverNvs Bruh you just won the Comment Customer service award 🏆
The microphone’s friends the next day: I like ya cut g
you playing that good minecraft
Fred: *smacks the microphone*
*slap*
_spank_
Smash
So this is why Thor wasn't in civil war
Nobody:
3,1 milions of people:
I want to know how shave my microphone.
1.8*
1.9
Polak?
U don’t put a , ur supposed to put a .
Yep 2.0
I think quarantine has *really* got to us
*you just watched someone shave a microphone*
Haha. If you use logic, all asmr is insanity.
If you had fun and/or liked it, I think you are in the right track.
Sophie H. Yess 100 percent
I was insane long before the quarantine.
The scene deleted from Avengers Endgame
XD
This is what happening to thor in the 5 years lapse
This is what Thor was up to when he went into hiding
@@_karlzion so this is why he's not in civil war 😂😂😂 (for those who'll say "No he's not". Fuck you)
No hablo taja taka
He change the mic just to make it look more realistic, apreciate so much
* *opens up a barber shop in Asgard* *
Lol
Am I right bro like this is good asmr
Mano malicious joke
@@azrael_priv1975 pamonha
That's Thor right there
Plot twist: Microphone didnt like his cut
Well damn- Thor the mic wants a refund!
I like ya cut g
Hows that a plot twist dumbass
Rite_up_mainSt. Dang how rude lol
The microphone's introverted so it just accepted the cut
it’s 3am and i’m watching a dude shave a microphone
4am😂
I think most of us are on the same boat buddy 😉
Plot twist the microphone is behind u
yes :-/
5 am for me
why is the blanket on the little mic the most precious thing ever
almost every comment says "looks like Thor" but no one says "what a good asmr"
Clave todoroki :u
@@pared134 XD
what a good asmr
Nice profile picture c:
Looks like Thor
Time stamps for y’all!
0:02 hand sounds
0:32 barbers cloak ruffling
2:05 pinning the cloak on
2:43 spraying mic with water
2:49 scissor snipping
4:14 towel press
4:21 electric razor
5:29 electric razor (different sound)
6:14 electric razor again
6:40 mic brushing with a towel
7:12 shaking two spray bottles
7:58 spraying mic
8:08 towel again
8:20 tapping on shaving cream can
8:42 tapping on metal pot
8:47 squirting shaving cream into the metal pot
9:08 brushing mic
9:13 mixing cream with brush
10:43 applying the cream to the mic
12:27 close shaving the mic (I think it’s with a cut throat razor but I’m not sure sorry)
15:31 laying a towel over the mic
15:37 spraying the towel damp
15:44 flipping towel and spraying other side
15:52 removing towel
16:06 spraying then stroking mic
16:38 stirring another foamy cream
18:02 applying second cream to mic
20:30 close shave razor again
23:20 spraying mic
23:54 towel over mic
24:01 shaking sprays and spraying
24:42 removing towel
24:52 shaking aftershave
25:13 rubbing his hands with aftershave
25:32 applying aftershave to mic
26:08 unpinning and removing cloak
26:46 mic stroking
26:53 outro
Edit: oh lord that’s a lot of likes o.0
Thx man
thanks
How long did it take you to do that?😂
COOPIEEEED
EnderLoverNvs W
Why is no one talking about the fresh cut the microphone got?
Crossed Minds yea. he ballin
Too bad he can't take it anywhere rn
Fr
A free trim
Cut was so fresh he left everybody speechless
Thor is a busy man after all his battles
Avengers: Defeated Thanos
Thor: Finally i can go back to my Hobby
The avengers was his hobby 😂
th-cam.com/video/sExWYwlT-lQ/w-d-xo.html
@@Dev0cr4ck_730 fucking what?
@@user-qo6il9vg3n xD
@@CFRLNANO hablo español
He: *being barber and focusing*
Microphone at the end: I... I look amazing o.o
*him* sorry not trying to be mean
@@that1kidonyoutube My English is so bad so it's okay :D
Pq mrda comentas en ingles xD
UwU
@@elunico9514 because I can :D
Imagine someone catches you home alone "shaving a microphone"
Start setting up traps outside the door i.e overheat the door knob, on another door place a bucket filled with electrical eels and leave the door ajar.
LMAO hahhahaah
LOL!
lmao id be thinking 'wow i guess anything really *can* be a fetish' XD
But the mic looking fresh!
El micrófono presumiendo su nuevo corte de barba 😎
This guy does ASMR videos like it’s an olympic sport. Perhaps it should be.
Fr
WARE WARE NO SEDAI WA ZETSUBŌ TEKI DA
The Judges and the fans will fall asleep
Hezekia Rinpuia lmaooooo
What is up all you asmr people out there and welcome back to day 2 of the annual ASMR OLYMPIIICCCCSSSSS 😂😂
Odin: Thor? I need to sleep for a moment. Asgard is in your hands.
Thor:
xd
no hablo ingles pero se que estas haciendo alguna broma de thor
@@Pty-d3u Odin: Thor necesito descansar por un momento, Asgard está en tus manos
Thor:
Yes
Thor open barbershop
Avengers Assemble!!!
Iron man: wait where's thor
Thor:
oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahaha I don't know why but I am very funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kingssj6705 so change your name from sad to funny boy
Jajajjajaj xd
Be careful he's putting thanos asleep
bro enjoying his work in new asguard
90% of the comments: Thor
99% of the comments : Cringy wannabe funny kids*
@@elisayonamine5031 1% of the comments: timestamps and Don't forget to turn off autoplay
Cleverer Heart95 la tuya por si acaso
@@davidleonr.salazar3829 xD
Thor
*Shopkeeper* : You here for another mic beanie? What happened to the other ones?
*Fred* : _Its complicated_
“Mic beanie” is the cutest thing I’ve read all day.
No One mic toque*
Potion seller I'm looking for your strongest potions
@@saltganker You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can. My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man
All memes aside, he is actually kind of professional....
Edit: yay thx for the likes
True
He's been professionally for over a year now
Powered to you by Gillette
Kind of...
True
“Who is your celebrity look like? “
This man minding his own business while looking like friggin Thor 💀
Why is it that Fred looks like Chris Hemsworth when he shows no emotion but looks like Fred when he does🤣
Chris Hemsworths doppleganger
Fred Hemsworth
The secret fourth brother 😂
Nope, he is a real thor !!!
Cuz he’s English
This mic better leave a fine ass tip to this gentleman.!
Sup
@@blobfish-ck4nc reme
Lol
"what kind of haircut do you want?"
" a mad one."
“say less”
This is what deserves to be top liked
I like you're name
This deserves top like, not Thor comments
The shaving process is the only reason why I go to my barber regularly 😂
😂👍🏽
It’s been a year since Thor gave Thanos a clean cut, glad to see him still in business.
Good one
A little off the top
Hey, nice to see a funny original comment
lol
Lol
0:00 - G E N E R A L K E N O B I + Hand noises
0:32 - bringing out a snuggie so you stay warm during the session
2:25 - Adjusting your snuggie
2:44 - Water on the mic
2:50 - Scissor noises
4:14 - Idk, jesus dries your beard?
4:20 - Machine razor thing go brrrr
6:40 - removing some stuff/drying
7:12 - Some scared bottles (they shaking)
7:58 - They sneezing
8:09 - more drying by jesus
8:22 - showing off his cool beard cream and cup before putting some cream in the cup
9:09 - B r u s h + Cream filled cup
10:42 - Applying the white substance
12:23 - Removing it with a family friendly knife
15:31 - Head blanket and spray .w.
15:51 - SQUISH THAT MIC JESUS.
16:06 - more spraying!
16:13 - some nice background noises. Adjust your pillow while youre at it.
16:37 - The tesco brand sour cream is back
20:32 - The shaving knife returns
21:56 - S P R A Y
22:07 - back to the razor thing
23:19 - Spray 4: Twinsanity
23:54 - Head blanket and the spray that never is empty
24:50 - Your beard will smell nice with the spray of sweet air on hands.
25:49 - Hand movements to give your beard air also another towel
26:08 - NO MORE SNUGGIE FOR U
26:39 - Giving you extra cologne
First time making this so yeet
Update: I’m happy I made everyone laugh at a similar time! Enjoy your nights or days ^^
You just had to make me laugh while watching this video, didn't you?
Wait this is one of the best comments on TH-cam for real how do u hav no comments and 22 likes
Btw u made me laugh so bad with this comment.... Ur a gud boi
Thank you
hahahahaha funny af
Iron man: *dies*
Captain America: *spends a happy life in the 50’s*
Thor:
I thought everyone was joking but when I saw his face I realized he actually looks like Thor
Lol
@@skathendking4308 I’m 99.1% sure he is
No jokes about him being thor
Voçê é ingraçadão quer um prêmio agora?
the barber poncho thing i think i will remember that 4 as long as my brain works it's so gooooodddddd💀😩
Thanos: should've aim for the head.
Thor: let me shave your beard.
He has clean shave
@@ayush4fknreal lol
*cum*
@@aconsolebrokemytonsole8040 NIGGA WHATHEFUCK
@@aconsolebrokemytonsole8040 nigga wut 😂🤣
I fall asleep and I wake up at 5 am to Thors stunt double giving me a fresh trim
Me to who know that thor could cut some fresh waves
Deyaree Dairy cuz he looks like Thor
I like ya cut g
Your the only person ive seen who has said something other then "thor". Granted, you did say "thors stunt double" but its not "thor" so i respect that.
Dudeeeeeeee
𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙈𝙋𝙎 ꜱ
0:04 - hand sounds
0:31 - thor lets you wear his cape
2:43 - quick water sprits
2:48 - snippy
4:13 - does this smell like chloroform?
4:20 - blaze it, I mean buzz it
5:28 - ya like jazz?
6:14 - still buzzed
6:40 - cleaning up the blood
7:11 - water shake
7:21 - two water shake?!
7:59 - three?! jk, sprits and shake
8:10 - same chemical cloth
8:22 - shaving cream tap
8:41 - bowl tap
8:48 - shaving cream squirt
9:08 - quick brush
9:14 - that’s..that’s what.. that’s what good-
10:42 - painting your face
11:50 - rub in
12:22 - sharp scrape time
15:30 - cleaning the wounds
15:37 - lemon juice
15:52 - marinate
16:06 - tasty spray
16:36 - you know..
17:11 - new bowl, same dirty joke
18:02 - mayo facial
18:56 - mayossage
20:32 - mayoshave
23:20 - good ol spray n shake
23:29 - water park.
23:52 - soggy towel
24:00 - ol good shake n spray
24:44 - dab dab .. dab dab
24:52 - more shaky
25:13 - Karen vaccinates you
26:08 - bye cape, you’ll never be an avenger.
26:46 - comforts you
Thx man
This had dying of laughter
this is the best thing i’ve seen all quarantine😭
I read 5:28 as “you like jizz?” and now I can’t stop laughing
Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated
nah this wild im watching this on yt music
lmao same
Not only you bud
Plot twist- he’s making another hammer
When did he ever learn Blacksmithing 😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAJAHA
BAAAHHAISHSLAHSHSS
Holy fuck😂😂😂
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Yo wtf this mic getting a whole cut
Aye he do be lookin fresh doe 😳
Krösw my hair long i need one but this quarantine aint it😷
Codmobile And more the most random question that I have seen this year
Jordan YT facts tf I’m talking about a mic getting a cut and he’s talking about cod??????
I saw this had 5 likes two days ago
Fresh cut doe 😤😳💯💯💯
i’ve went through about 20 of this man’s videos and i have not spotted a single one where the top comment doesn’t mention thor. poor dude.
just some lego police officer! They just won’t stop😔
One of his most popular videos has a comment with 40K likes that just says some shit about how he looks like Thor, like come on people
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That is honestly a complement
i mean he could accept the meme and do a thor cosplay
Fred's barber asmr are always top tier fr
Thor: shaves the microphone
Me to the microphone: I like ya cut g
Ong!!!
@Bryan Aguilar who hurt you?
@Bryan Aguilar say that to my face you little prick
@Bryan Aguilar Lol someone angry for no reason
WUT IZ DAT MEME
I STILL DON'T U UNDERSTAND IT
Avengers: *Finish the final fight*
Thor: Time to do what I was born to do baby
Why this don,t have comments
@@dolores8003 I don't think there is any comments on this...
@@jorifter9957 : /
not funny
@@ayaz762 Eh, the likes tell me It's funny
Bucky: i need to cut my beard
Thor: say less
Kkk lol
@@user-qu4je3jv9b Falaê, BR
would be better if u said "say no more"
My name is Bucky, whatchu tryna say???
@@BucksTheBear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’s so funny man like the way you say to him what u trying to say is so funny😂😂😂😂
Stop making Thor jokes because is the single asmrtist that can give me tingles😢
Alternative title. “Greek Giant gives haircut to tiny man with Afro.” 😂
Best thing ever you made my day thanks 😊 ❤
😂
Or Scandinavian or whatever.
Mr titan i don't feel so good
Actually, it's Norse. But that's fine.
Life: you need to prepare for the exam.
Me at 3 am:
I thought I was the only one watching this five months later lol
@@alyssalaplante5581 my guy, i will always watch this, its relaxing as fuck.
This is happening to me rn xd
Fr I gotta test tmr😂
ผมฟังไม่รู้เรื่อง
Imagine your barber taking a whole 2 minutes putting your protective jacket on. Like he just wrinkles it around your ears lmao
“Hi, can i just get a few inches off?”
*crinkle*
imagine asmr irl tho :)
i mean im a women and aint got no beard but i would complain lmao
its for the asmr here, but i can literally imagine it being irl and I'm already annoyed 😅
La verdad me relajaria mucho
@@blue9816 i honestly would love it, the barber chair is kinda unintentional asmr to me but if they tried it would be really calming and comforting
This moment, when you unpacking you bag with scissors, give 1 m goosebumps.
He’s a very fast mover, I suspect he’s wearing heelys
Lord Farquadthegreat I have the urge to say that there is 69 likes.
Wolfie & Errol ha mad lad
Lord Farquadthegreat love the profile pic
Or he's a fighter jet.
No he has hoverboard
Who here hates where the comments are???
Ah I see you’re on ur phone then
Bruh lmfao
FRR, they did the comments dirty. Don't understand who thought that this was a good idea, lol.
@@trzy7265 meliodassss
N-nooooo
FR UPDATE IS TRASH
Man lots of people are getting upset about the whole Thor jokes, maybe we should keep these jokes down on the Loki
@Jason Fuss duuuude hahahaha clever ass😎
@@manuelreyes8583 Thanks brother :)
Jason Fuss underrated comment
HAHAHAHAAHAH
I'm 100% sure you're Loki because only he would say something as clever and dumb as this
I feel like asmrtists are experts at extending videos like even better than family vlog channels