Well decorating is also one of the most enjoyable process of the game , for me I would feel stressed out if I only wake up in the game just to collect artisan goods for money 😂😂
@@kennniiikc3162 If all you do is productive work, Grandpa is happy after two years. If all you do is play Barbie's Dream House, he will be disappointed. Money is winning, decorating is failure.
There's no rules on how one should play the game, I play it according to my preference. Normally I start decorating only after few years in the game (more resources/money)
@@kennniiikc3162 The game sets the standard, Grandpa's evaluation and the perfection tracker. You may not like it, but there is a clear measure of what you should do and there is a built in time frame to do it. Decorating takes time away from productivity and efficiency, limiting or eliminating your ability to meet the game's built in standards. Efficiency is beautiful, wasted space/time is a shame.
@@darkapostate8358 I get it ,you're a perfectionist. Let's say I don't follow the standard,so what? There's no game over though.. Chill out dude , let me enjoy the game the way I like it ...
“You probably don’t ever come back to the tunnel, am I right? NO I AM NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE THAT” 🤣 this has a motivational energy that I need and love 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I feel like you’re not going to be getting to the desert anytime soon if you fill up the tunnel the bus drives though with kegs… one of the many inconsistencies with reality
I tested that theory and the kegs do not get run over by Pam, I like the river farm as it is small and I have just one shed so using the tunnel is very ok.
Thanks for informing me on how many things I can fit in the shed as Google didn't help and I wanted to max fill it with garden pots but still be able to walk in it😅
You should know that you can harvest wine with the upgraded hoe to get up to 25 at a time, and that if you put tiles under the ones that aren’t necessary to destroy, you vastly reduce the amount you have to put back since items on top of tiles can’t be destroyed by the hoe
Doesn't have to be crops. Swap out some of them for crystallariums or furnaces. You don't have to do all of them, but it's fun if you're a min-maxer and also just good advice to use bits and pieces of if you're trying to get perfection without taking a lot of time. Also really good if you're ever interested in the challenge of trying to get the maximum gold in a year, the current record of which is 81 million.
This video is just a reminder of how I've underutilized my own farm in the game. I only have maybe a dozen or so kegs and a handful of processing machines. So I'm not making nearly as much money fast enough- right now I'm at the point I want to get the pillars but had only just made my first million gold. I hate the idea of buying a pillar or two and suddenly being broke, lol
if you grow ancient fruit in your greenhouse and turn it all into wine, then deluxe retaining soil is the best because the quality doesn't matter so fertilizer is useless, and speed grow only makes the initial growth period shorter, and doesn't apply to the regrow time, so just having the ancient fruit stay watered the whole time is most convenient for end game
@@laracroft8140 I agree, I often use water retainer and quality ones on BF outside. It's just when we're speaking of minimaxing greenhouse for ancient wine, we a) 100% covered in plant + retaining fertilizer and waste time, energy and resources on daily upkeep Or b) 98% plants + some iridium sprinklers + maybe speedgro to get to mature stage a bit earlier Plant is basically immortal inside greenhouse, with harvest around every second day, so speedgro is one time use. Retaining soil is obsolete with good sprinklers. Quality of fruit does not matter for wine and jelly, and we still need to age it. Berry itself can't be eaten, so quality will only affect profit if we sell it raw, which is a nightmare of any minmaxer. All this makes quality fertilizer unnecessary too I personally would never be able to play so narrow mindedly racing after money. When I get greenhouse, i just make 1 clean row for ancient fruit, some sprinkles and the rest are leftover seeds with quality fertilizer. Wake up -> harvest -> mines/fishing/stalking villagers -> sleep chain allows to keep some semblance of balance between progress and chilling🌌
Deluxe Retaining Soil / pressure nozzles are both neat ideas, but they take long enough that I just use quality / iridium sprinklers and call it a day. If I was playing a farm well past 100% then I might mess with them, but I have way too many mod sets to play with instead.
Your daily schedule in this hypothetical maxed-out farm: 1. Wake up in the center of a sea of kegs 2. Fill your entire inventory with ancient fruit 3. Spend the entire day collecting wine and replacing it 4. Sell it all and make game-breaking amounts of money 5. Go to bed and sleep until the next batch is ready ...Working your avatar to the bone until you completely destroy the local economy; my favorite way to play a relaxing game 😁
You could spend all your time fully optimizing your space like this… or you could download the automate mod and make every building 100x more profitable, and easy to use.
@@effbar2400 that’s just a massive L honestly. I used to only have it on console, but when I got into modding other games I decided to get it on pc, and now I can’t even play the vanilla game tbh
4:46 I also do it on my quarry hahaha. And on the calico dessert, I put many crystalarium, but I don't know why some are missing. Maybe it strike by a lightning hahaha.
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this is crazy dude 😂! I don't think its good for people who want and enjoyable gameolay, though. I mean, it can! If you don't exaggerate this much, because at this rate, if you have the most expensive house I don't think you reslly need that much money, unless you wanna buy each 1% of 100% of the perfection
I have over 400 on my ginger island farm for fairy rose honey. Ive seen someone with 900 beehouses! Do a row of flowers. Bee houses can reach a flower 5 tiles away. Make sure to put flooring down so weeds dont over run you
I get it, but after you get enough money to buy the most expensive late game items, why would you keep on adding machines everywhere? I just make my farm pretty and use two sheds, one coop, and one barn. The rest feels pointless
1:51 you can actually collect the wine faster by using an upgraded hoes charge up move, plus it can destroy the casks as well!
OOOOH I DID NOT KNOW
THANKS
i learned that myself and kept doing it ever since lol
Nice one
I appreciate the dedication to efficiency and throwing decorating out the window.
Well decorating is also one of the most enjoyable process of the game , for me I would feel stressed out if I only wake up in the game just to collect artisan goods for money 😂😂
@@kennniiikc3162 If all you do is productive work, Grandpa is happy after two years. If all you do is play Barbie's Dream House, he will be disappointed. Money is winning, decorating is failure.
There's no rules on how one should play the game, I play it according to my preference. Normally I start decorating only after few years in the game (more resources/money)
@@kennniiikc3162 The game sets the standard, Grandpa's evaluation and the perfection tracker. You may not like it, but there is a clear measure of what you should do and there is a built in time frame to do it. Decorating takes time away from productivity and efficiency, limiting or eliminating your ability to meet the game's built in standards.
Efficiency is beautiful, wasted space/time is a shame.
@@darkapostate8358 I get it ,you're a perfectionist. Let's say I don't follow the standard,so what? There's no game over though.. Chill out dude , let me enjoy the game the way I like it ...
“You probably don’t ever come back to the tunnel, am I right? NO I AM NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE THAT” 🤣 this has a motivational energy that I need and love 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This was mostly entertaining and useful for a couple, but the tunnel one is completely crazy useful holy cow
I have no patience for this many kegs I would never go back to them 😂
Place the kegs on the paths you walk the most
This guy is a masochist and I love it
This is just perfect timing.
I was looking for layouts a few hours ago.
Thanks I think my layout wasn't making enough money
About the bee house setup, you can use the west ginger island pond area (close to the old lady house) and use the dirt there to make a honey farm.
This is what I actually did after seeing the dirt and running out of room for anymore in the main area
Bro won at capitalism
I feel like you’re not going to be getting to the desert anytime soon if you fill up the tunnel the bus drives though with kegs… one of the many inconsistencies with reality
Think of it as the Harry Potter train of Stardew.
I tested that theory and the kegs do not get run over by Pam, I like the river farm as it is small and I have just one shed so using the tunnel is very ok.
The quality of your videos is amazing. Keep it up!
May I ask, how many hours have you got on Stardew?
I have no idea, I play the game exclusively through SMAPI so it doesn't log on Steam.
but most likely over three thousand hours
@@mGaud2 wait what? You know theres a way to launch smapi teough steam and so makd It track your hours?
His videos are iridium quality
I filled my real life house with kegs and my mom is shouting at me, what do I do now?
Kick her out.
Profits first
Move to an isolated valley in the middle of nowhere
Keep giving her iridium quality parsnips to keep that hearts up
@@mGaud2 what the heaven
Thanks for informing me on how many things I can fit in the shed as Google didn't help and I wanted to max fill it with garden pots but still be able to walk in it😅
ya , not a fan of playing stardew this way
Same. You can get a lot of money by doing like 30-40% of optimizing. No need to take the fun out of the game
Then don't 🤡🤡
im in the middle tbh, i love optimizing but not to this extent
I appreciate your videos, they are extremely informative, with clear instructions.
This motivates me to have a Farm which I will COMPLETELY and UTTERLY Min-Max from the beggining.
You forgot to add kegs on every floor of the mines
I wish.
I actually tried placing things on floor 100 in the regular mines ,
the game allows you too!
But everything is destroyed when you sleep....
@@mGaud2 i didnt know that 😂,
You should know that you can harvest wine with the upgraded hoe to get up to 25 at a time, and that if you put tiles under the ones that aren’t necessary to destroy, you vastly reduce the amount you have to put back since items on top of tiles can’t be destroyed by the hoe
I appreciate the advice but this is super excessive, at some point you will not have enough crops to put in them all
Doesn't have to be crops. Swap out some of them for crystallariums or furnaces. You don't have to do all of them, but it's fun if you're a min-maxer and also just good advice to use bits and pieces of if you're trying to get perfection without taking a lot of time. Also really good if you're ever interested in the challenge of trying to get the maximum gold in a year, the current record of which is 81 million.
Isn’t it better to have garden pots in the gaps between the trees for even more cactus or tea leaves?
Doesn't Emily walk through the tunnel? Wouldn't she break things in that layout?
no
You should do a video on most optimized pigs
This video is just a reminder of how I've underutilized my own farm in the game. I only have maybe a dozen or so kegs and a handful of processing machines. So I'm not making nearly as much money fast enough- right now I'm at the point I want to get the pillars but had only just made my first million gold. I hate the idea of buying a pillar or two and suddenly being broke, lol
I counted 135 on the second shed layout. That’s 2 less than the original layout but definitely looks worth it if you’re on console.
2:05 I need a guide on how to do the split screen thing. I’ve been looking around but nobody has done one
Not worky for mobile otherwise should be a build able building from robin
if you grow ancient fruit in your greenhouse and turn it all into wine, then deluxe retaining soil is the best because the quality doesn't matter so fertilizer is useless, and speed grow only makes the initial growth period shorter, and doesn't apply to the regrow time, so just having the ancient fruit stay watered the whole time is most convenient for end game
That is if you don't use sprinklers. Otherwise no fertilizer needed, time & energy saved for other activities
@@aeonredgrave3752 it's always good to use fertilizer
@@laracroft8140 I agree, I often use water retainer and quality ones on BF outside. It's just when we're speaking of minimaxing greenhouse for ancient wine, we a) 100% covered in plant + retaining fertilizer and waste time, energy and resources on daily upkeep
Or b) 98% plants + some iridium sprinklers + maybe speedgro to get to mature stage a bit earlier
Plant is basically immortal inside greenhouse, with harvest around every second day, so speedgro is one time use. Retaining soil is obsolete with good sprinklers. Quality of fruit does not matter for wine and jelly, and we still need to age it. Berry itself can't be eaten, so quality will only affect profit if we sell it raw, which is a nightmare of any minmaxer. All this makes quality fertilizer unnecessary too
I personally would never be able to play so narrow mindedly racing after money. When I get greenhouse, i just make 1 clean row for ancient fruit, some sprinkles and the rest are leftover seeds with quality fertilizer. Wake up -> harvest -> mines/fishing/stalking villagers -> sleep chain allows to keep some semblance of balance between progress and chilling🌌
Deluxe Retaining Soil / pressure nozzles are both neat ideas, but they take long enough that I just use quality / iridium sprinklers and call it a day. If I was playing a farm well past 100% then I might mess with them, but I have way too many mod sets to play with instead.
For casks pack the entire lot full! Start with the back and fill. When done ya have to Crack open room but the goods are dou le
Your daily schedule in this hypothetical maxed-out farm:
1. Wake up in the center of a sea of kegs
2. Fill your entire inventory with ancient fruit
3. Spend the entire day collecting wine and replacing it
4. Sell it all and make game-breaking amounts of money
5. Go to bed and sleep until the next batch is ready
...Working your avatar to the bone until you completely destroy the local economy; my favorite way to play a relaxing game 😁
You could spend all your time fully optimizing your space like this… or you could download the automate mod and make every building 100x more profitable, and easy to use.
Yup, I'm planning on doing this with the quarry
Or you play on console
@@effbar2400 that’s just a massive L honestly. I used to only have it on console, but when I got into modding other games I decided to get it on pc, and now I can’t even play the vanilla game tbh
@@tanakisoup I legit can't play Stardew without the Automate and Chests Anywhere mods anymore.
He has become joja
4:46 I also do it on my quarry hahaha. And on the calico dessert, I put many crystalarium, but I don't know why some are missing. Maybe it strike by a lightning hahaha.
Its emily and sandy that go there during sandy s birthday
This vids gave me "Hey there, it's josh" Vibes.
0:34 The alternative setup only has 135 kegs, not 137
3:33 wait, can we do that?
This is the most chaotic lawful farmer I’ve ever seen
alternate title, 12 places to shove 300 kegs in
Hahaha natawa ko kasi malapit na sa ganito yung farmhouse ko, puno na ng wine saka preserve jars hahahaha
I like how the deluxe barn layout looks like a pig
This made me chuckle so many times 😂
I love your vids, please keep making one
i didn't know junimo can walk between the trellises to harvest :O
if you dont subscribe this guy will fill your house with kegs
I don't wanna feel the game to grind i don't wanna go by really strict rules
this isn't even minmaxing anymore, this is minmaxmaxing how did we get here
Can't do most of these on ps4. Sometimes I wonder why I watch PC stardew vids. 😞
I snorted when he entered the coop
Doesn't speed fertilizer only work for the first product of a multi product plant? Like acient fruit, ananas, etc?
No, that's for crops that give multiple fruits per harvest, like coffee or cranberry. The first fruit per harvest gets fertilized
Can you ugrade cabins? :O I didn't know that. I thought that you needed other players for that.
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Lewis : alcoholic problem...
reporter : ??????????????
Lewis : even cow chicken duck sheep goat pig.......
reporter : What's happened here ?????
Lewis :
You can do this or you can just download a larger farm mod
this is crazy dude 😂! I don't think its good for people who want and enjoyable gameolay, though. I mean, it can! If you don't exaggerate this much, because at this rate, if you have the most expensive house I don't think you reslly need that much money, unless you wanna buy each 1% of 100% of the perfection
This reminds me of "Five Front Doors" from Family Guy, but with casks and kegs.
Basically, fill em up with Kegs.
This guy escapes to Stardew Valley and turn into capitalist himself.
can you make video about beehouse layout in ginger island?
I have over 400 on my ginger island farm for fairy rose honey.
Ive seen someone with 900 beehouses!
Do a row of flowers. Bee houses can reach a flower 5 tiles away. Make sure to put flooring down so weeds dont over run you
This is hilarious 😂
Hi im the green avatar nice to see you grow
Use a hoe if your doing the maxed basement. It'll collect and break the cask
the days are set before done collecting :'
I turned my quarry into a syrup / pine tar / resin farm
When is there too much bag?
I don't have enough fruit for all of this calm down.
Hey bro. Can u make a video of farm design tips pls.
everything is a money maker if you think long enough
-my mind
Why can't we build sheds inside sheds?
Yeeeeaaah..... Not something I would do on mobile... After all trying to get all that by taping is a big no no
And in mobile we weirdly can't tap machine on the corners.
@@kadapbanar use joystick and buttons
@@rawlkentoy3681 nah, I'm more comfortable with tap than virtual buttons.
hahahaha this is just great. its just like the flex tape of keg layouts hahahahahahaha
in conclusion KEGS
I wish there are tents or mobile homes in this game.
Only for Linus and Pam 😆
There's a tent mod
I get it, but after you get enough money to buy the most expensive late game items, why would you keep on adding machines everywhere? I just make my farm pretty and use two sheds, one coop, and one barn. The rest feels pointless
Jesus Christ and I thought it was a pain trying to grow 20 parsnips 😢
This video have been painfull to watch, but funny 🤣
Pam: Let's drive to the Desert...
**Runs over all the kegs**
you guys are monsters
I loved this haha
And I thought playing joja route was evil XDDDDDDDDDD
Great
Me using automatic mod that collect everything automatically:
ty
Chill it down on the profits, bud. U sound like u take the joja route every playthrough
Hey Siri, why is he like this?
What do yall even do with all that money you get from min maxing
this is amazing🤣
WHERE'S THE ACCESS CODE?!?!
3:31 slime what?
capitalism
1:00 how gamer touch grass
Kind of takes the fun out of playing the game
Automate mod!
me stuffing my entire big shed with kegs with no walking room because automate mod does everything for me
But what do i do with all this good now? Lol
Psst u can use the quary cave for keggery too
This is really nice, but unfortunately, I have a life.
TL;DR make your farm horrible, your interior buildings horrible and everything else horrible too
1:55 just use hoe its much faster
Rename farming game to Keg Valley
2:07 I’m on mobile:(
Number go up
This is so fucking funny. Keg Valley. Its almost a metaphor for the evils of capitalism.
he has a problem...