Okay this is asmr no beef or hate but please stop making funny jokes out of asmr it is very useless to the people making it since it wastes time for them so you can go to bed every night sleeping peacefully please stop.
Loooool choked on my doritos reading this lllmmmaaaoooooooo btw my dog FREAKED OUT and I dont blame him I probably looked like I was gargling my chips poor dogo
It’s not “cucumber “ it’s Coocumba you Peasant ( Your not a peasant your an amazing person please take that as a joke people- it’s a joke. This person is amazing for doing time stamps and just in general- )
Roomie: How much did you spend? Me: We're poor now. Roomie: ? Me: I spend $1638.. Roomie: ?!?!?!?! Me: She had to bless everything, scan it 15 times, then eat my food.
Her: Scans the tomato Me: Oh, thank you Her: Starts scanning the air Me: Wtf are you doing 😳 Her: Oh didn't you know you had to pay to breathe in here, I'll put it at half price for you. Me: Oh how generous of you
That was the funniest thing I've seen so far hehe hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: **falling asleep** Karuna: “ I’m a banana, I’m a banana- Me: **opens eyes** Karuna: “idontactuallylikeonision,ionlylikehissongs” Me: **falls back into a deep relaxing sleep**
*Karuna:* Just one banana? *Me:* Uh no can I actually have two? *Karuna:* One? *Me:* No two. *Karuna:* Just one. *Me:* I- *Karuna:* One..one..one..shwoop..
Karuna: -banana- would you like this cut in half Karuna: -cucumber- would you like this cut in half? Karuna -holds up olive oil bottle- Me: would you like this cut in half?
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Customer: “I’m actually kind of a germaphobe so if you could touch the food as little as possible...” Karuna: *decides to give all the items a shiatsu massage*
Scarlett 13 I can react the way I want to. It was funny in my opinion, so back off. I would like to keep my life positive, but people like you are what makes me upset. So if you could not say that next time, that would be great because nobody likes somebody who does what you did.
Princessbuttercup I’m sorry you weak hearted 8 year old but that’s just life and you need to realise that what I said is also my opinion and I didn’t say anything bad to upset anyone all I said was thats not even funny calm down with the caps but then again you don’t understand what the real world is you think it’s all rainbows and fairy’s
Karuna: Wpuld you like this watermelon bagged in pieces or just a whole slice Me: *mumbles* kill me now Karuna: Of course I have a knife somewhere Me: Wha-
@@definitelynota02fan72 im not trying to be rude or anything so dont attack me because of it, you do realize that when she/he says "kill me now" its sort of like..uhm a figure of speech.
Karuna: let me scan this *scans item* Me:okay wh- *scans again* Me:i only bought on- Karuna: SHOOP *scans again* Me: i..I just want.. *scans more* Edit: 23:08 what a wonderful boo- I mean *onion*
Fantastic Fiona there is an app called the Tingles app and it has all of my fav asmrists and I think it’s better than watching it on TH-cam. It does cost to have certain abilities on there, but the app is free to download and watch Asmr content.
A lot of people who love her or are subscribers call her Mom. It’s pretty much because we’re kinda a family and support each other. Sorry for the confusion!
when she said grocery barn i was like “OMG SHES TALKING ABOUT WHATS EATING GILBERT GRAPE” and i thought about arnie and then she talked about him and arnie later and i almost screamed
my mom: “whyd it take you so long at the store?”
the store:
Or the other way
Kids:why do you take so long at your job today
The mom:
The check out laddy was blessing the cucumber
@Rogue one 3:58 am
Okay this is asmr no beef or hate but please stop making funny jokes out of asmr it is very useless to the people making it since it wastes time for them so you can go to bed every night sleeping peacefully please stop.
@@lovelyrose2095 do not look in the comments if u do not won't to see jokes we r not being mean it is wut we thot Wahl we wocht it.
Imagine cashiers actually did this
*puts it in your face*
“FrEsH fReSh FrEsHhHhHhHhH”
But it was baked fresh in our bakery this morning
I'm like it's not fresh no more that your hands are all over it >:(
As reading this she did it
Lol
My life in three lines (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ಥ⌣ಥ
Person behind me: What is taking her so long
Me: It's the-
Sarah/Karuna: Coo-cumba
Me: Yep, the coo-cumba
Lol 😂😂😂
Alexandra.Roblox.200 😂😂😂😂😂
Loooool choked on my doritos reading this lllmmmaaaoooooooo btw my dog FREAKED OUT and I dont blame him I probably looked like I was gargling my chips poor dogo
YES
@@kimbreeze9668 i can't tell if thats sarcasm or not 😂
Her: *brings wooden toys home*
Her kids: is that for me?????
Her: its complicated.
Yes hold on while momma makes a video and then you can have it
When your kids say Mommy I want a toy at the store sure the store is there
Well yes but actually no
Person in line: *why is she taking to long*
Me: *ShHsH she’s tapping bread*
Kaylin Spainhour I am dead
Omg I’m literally laughing so hard at your comment! Hhahah “ shHhOosH she is tapping my bread!” 😍🤣🤣🤣
Love your profile pic it’s deku and adorable
god ur right also its soothing
Yay
Her:*puts hands all over my watermelon *
Bacteria: it’S frEe rEal EstAte
Sunnyshadow 13 this comment needs more attention
Sabby thanks ❤️
Sunnyshadow 13 😂😂
Omg yes😂
I feel as if "it's free real estate" would've worked better
1:20 List 📝
2:45 bag 💼
3:36 watermelon 🍉
5:48 Bread 🥖
8:07 Carrot 🥕
9:29 Coocumber 🥒
11:53 Banana 🍌
13:28 sugar 🧂
15:33 Olive oil
16:53 Tomato 🍅
20:55 Pepper
21:37 lettuce 🥬
23:09 onion🧅
25:09 Check out🛒
Omg thx so much I've litterly been looking for the time stamps😍😁
It’s not “cucumber “ it’s Coocumba you Peasant ( Your not a peasant your an amazing person please take that as a joke people- it’s a joke. This person is amazing for doing time stamps and just in general- )
@@ghostedpink Lol
Thank you 🙏 💕
I love you
“We have the freshest bread, baked this morning” *rock noises intensify*
Lol that is what they say and then it’s just hard as a rock
HAHWHQHHQHWHWHHQQ
Lol same
True
True lol ♡
*Karuna: U can tell our bread is so fresh, that we bake the code into the bread itself.*
*Me: | too sleepy to understand | kay.*
Desra Esp 🤣
@@Leftovercookiewrappers ....correction*....
ahaha awww. S GOOD BREAD
@@KarunaSatoriASMR what about my can of sHOOOOOOOP
13:28
@@KarunaSatoriASMR i love your vids!
Me: Why is the watermelon so hard?
Karuna: *F* *R* *E* *S* *H*
It’s so fresh that it’s not even ripe!
Why am I so hard
Haha 😂
Yung Cash register A.K.A Lil Broomstick I would rather not reply to that •_•
@@SmokedVein Well... that escalated quickly
Roomie: How much did you spend?
Me: We're poor now.
Roomie: ?
Me: I spend $1638..
Roomie: ?!?!?!?!
Me: She had to bless everything, scan it 15 times, then eat my food.
BadSinging 101 lol
Me: uhmmm
Other people: *I cAn ReLaTe*
Okay , what the *_fricc_* a roomie
I presume it's short for "roommate".
Her: Scans the tomato
Me: Oh, thank you
Her: Starts scanning the air
Me: Wtf are you doing 😳
Her: Oh didn't you know you had to pay to breathe in here, I'll put it at half price for you.
Me: Oh how generous of you
IMAGINE THAT BEING REAL👁️👄👁️😳 WE WILL ALL BE IN DEBT😂😆
Kaleb Owens jessie ♪ it’s sneed Ville ♪
That's EA
Ha ha ha ha😊😊🙊
That's some expensive air. I guess oxygen in stores is the Telenti of air😂
Watches beginning:
Me: ok she’s gonna say “grocery store”
Her: “the grocery barn”
.... and I oop-
SAME BRO SAME
TicTokers
😂😂😂
Oofff big oooooofffffff (if you know what I mean it’s a roblox oof)
Captain Unicorn everyone knows the word. it was made before roblox
“We don’t use plastic”
_in an instant 40,000 vsco girls come piling in_
What about the plastic cash register
Lol
hmmmm...
Bia Boos covers shhh we don’t talk about that 🤫
She’s a visco girl and me and I pop sksksksksksksks
Karuna: *pulls apart and plays with your grocerys*
Me: excuse me?
Omg thanks for the likes!!!😂
Lol u deserve it
Christopher Charles omg thanks🥰
I was literally thinking the same thing!! lol 😂
A Quill lol great minds think alike
Why is nobody appreciating when she almost dropped my shopping list as she was *shwooping* things off. I literally died😂
That was the funniest thing I've seen so far hehe hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I had to go back to see that lol😂😂😂
Ik
I was the 80th like 👌
@@lol_kai9683 cap
1:59 has me wheezing because she just carried on....i legit can’t stop laughing
💀
trisha paytas I feel bad
trisha paytas SAMEDJDJBCJDBFKSK
Me: **falling asleep**
Karuna: “ I’m a banana, I’m a banana-
Me: **opens eyes**
Karuna: “idontactuallylikeonision,ionlylikehissongs”
Me: **falls back into a deep relaxing sleep**
AdorkableOwl at 12:10
It was the best part tbh
*Karuna:* Just one banana?
*Me:* Uh no can I actually have two?
*Karuna:* One?
*Me:* No two.
*Karuna:* Just one.
*Me:* I-
*Karuna:* One..one..one..shwoop..
Lol
Brooklyn Baughman lol
ONLY ONE BANANA FOR YOU
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
I- is anyone gonna talk about how she legit just schwooped that list into a whole entire different dimension👁️👄👁️
the schwoop do be schwooping doe 😳🤚
@@m1tch3llb ✋😳* get it right next time pal😠
@@rockout210 they’re maybe left handed 😳
@@rockout210 🤚😳* get it right next time
@@beidouthepirate5224 omg u genius!🤚😳
12:56
Karuna: The texture is crunchy sounding because it's-
Me: Not real
Karuna: fresh
Me: or that too
Jjam1206 _. i read this just as she was saying it
Jjam1206 _. Hahahahahahaha
Jjam1206 _. 😂😂
I read it as she was saying it to xD
Added that extra like lol 666
Karuna: "Cuts my tomato"
Me: Uh ok
Karuna:Eats my tomato
Me: UM EXCUSE ME
Save the tomatoes
😂
i breathed hard through my nostrils-
that’s how funny that was
Karuna: -banana- would you like this cut in half
Karuna: -cucumber- would you like this cut in half?
Karuna -holds up olive oil bottle-
Me: would you like this cut in half?
Yes
Haha yeah!
And can you cut my list in half to please
-Yeet-
1:20 list 📝
2:45 bag 🛍
3:36 watermelon 🍉
5:48 bread 🥖
8:07 carrot 🥕
9:29 coocumber 🥒
11:53 banana 🍌
13:28 sugar 🧂
15:33 olive oil 🫒🥃
16:53 tomato 🍅
20:55 pepper 🧂🌶🫑
23:09 onion 🧅
25:09 check out 💳🧾
She spends 2 minutes on sugar and 4 minutes on tomato
Why she take so long to scan everything, what's she doing, stealing my house
*cuts bread*
"Let me go ahead and pack that up for you"
*sticks the bread back together*
Finally someone realizes that 😂👌
bbueno2009 this child is smashing the keyboard
@@bbueno2009 ?
@@bbueno2009 i- are you high
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Every emoji except for the middle finger emoji
Edit:LOL
Me: A can of what?
Her: A can of SHOOOoooooop.
13:30
MCASL - My Crazy Amazingly Stupid Life A can of shooooooger
No its SHOOOOOOgar
MCASL - My Crazy Amazingly Stupid Life what Galaxy daderpydragon said
What is that suppose to mean?
It's not even a can it's a bottle lol
3:34
Her: the first item you have is fresh, fresh, fresh
Me: *having flashbacks to icecream rp*
Me: NO NOT AGAIN
Ikr 😂😂
OMG I JUST WATCHED THAT ONE 😂😂😂😂
Paco Llama mood
i know the ice cream one she said fresh so many times
Omg I remember that I’m screamingggg 😂😂😂
Her kid: Mommy look at my new toy!
Karuna: *o u r new toy*
Communism
@@l3vithan833
Toy lism
Me: **Is in a rush**
Karuna: *I will take care of you today*
Me: *Here we go again*
xc _Mad.Lad_ cx wow
I wouldn't have a problem 😂
Me to
:3
Ummmm I don’t know what to do here
Me: (to cashier) Okay, I'm in a big hurry, so can you check my items out really fast?
Cashier:
I would leave if I took that long for my cashier to cheek my stuff out.
Bella Weber i swear to god this ACTUALLY happens ALL the TIME
But if it was as soothing as this I would be happy it’s taking long
Bella Weber yoooo we have the same last name
Kelly Tolliver I know, right 😂
Do a "Mom comforts you after break up" vid (btw this was someone else idea on another vid)
Yeah I saw that comment
I need thar !
From the banana honeycomb and oat face mask video?? Xx
pleaaase! there are a few good ones but i'm living for mom's advice
Awww I love that you didn’t try to pass the idea off as your own! You’re so honest angel! 💗
Mom: what took so long
Dad: I don't want to talk about it she was singing a song about a banana
Ohmygod😂😂😂😂😂
I need an ASMR video of Karuna reacting to the comments on this video 😂
That needs to happen 😂😂
*Yes!!*
I Totally Agree, She Would Probably Laugh A Lot In That Video Too 😆💜
Same
Let's make it happen
Yesssss we need it
Karuna: we don't use any plastic here...
Me: *staring intensely at the plastic cash register*
That was literally me
Chai_vee SAME I was triggered 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooooo
Plastic sugar window thing
I did the same
Normal employees: takes. 3 mins and doesn't speak
Karuna: *plays reverse card*
yes
what cashier randomly has clean knives at the counter and when they pull it out they sing so fresh and so clean clean
Soo if they have to kill if someone comes up to them and they dont like them I do the same😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
Customer: “I’m actually kind of a germaphobe so if you could touch the food as little as possible...”
Karuna: *decides to give all the items a shiatsu massage*
Becky G HAHAHHAAHA OMG THE WAY YOU SPECIFIED THE KIND OF MASSAGE MAKES IT 10X BETTER 😂😂😂😂
Princessbuttercup it wasn’t even that funny calm down
Scarlett 13
I can react the way I want to. It was funny in my opinion, so back off. I would like to keep my life positive, but people like you are what makes me upset. So if you could not say that next time, that would be great because nobody likes somebody who does what you did.
Princessbuttercup I’m sorry you weak hearted 8 year old but that’s just life and you need to realise that what I said is also my opinion and I didn’t say anything bad to upset anyone all I said was thats not even funny calm down with the caps but then again you don’t understand what the real world is you think it’s all rainbows and fairy’s
Scarlett 13
Would an eight year old know how to create a roast better than calling someone the wrong age?
Imagine being the next customer in line and waiting for 28 minutes...
*_Moooood_*
There goes my day
Sellie Bus and 16 seconds ;)
Was thinking this the whole time. Wish I could get away with thirty minute transactions at my job
I was thinking that exactly when I came across your comment 😂
Karuna: We have a fresh...freshh
Me: Mangoo..
Karuna: loaf of bread
Me: *oof*
5:47
😅😅
@TheAntisocialGirl 17 fRE sHa Va cADo
SAME
Same lol
@TheAntisocialGirl 17 omg we have the same word in our names
Her: shwoop shwo- * paper slides right out of her hand *
Me: yEeT
Kid: can i have my toy set back pleasee
Sarah: no.
lol
I made your like amount 666, you're welcome
Who’s Sarah O-o
、。* Trashy Panda * 。、 that’s hr real name lol
Mom: don't play with your food.
Me: don't worry Karuna will.
Lol
Ha😂😂😂
KAYLIN MC and I opp
*Karuna gets shopping list * swipes her finger across shoop nearly drops the shopping list *😂😂😂
Mia Rose that scared the shut out of me
Mini earthquake
I was about to comment that!
It would be funny if she said : shwoop *drops list* SHIT!
Me:how do you scan a loaf of bread
Karuna: iTs sO fReSh wE bAkE tHe cOdE iN iT
Me:how tho-
Karuna:fReShHhHhHh
Lmao
Karuna: That’s everything on your list
Me: WERE’S MY CHEESE LADY!!!!
She forgot my pocky sticks
mam please calm down we are out of cheese ladys at the moment we get another shipment in thursday
Its only fresh produce,and cheese is dairy.
You didn't have any cheese, idiot 😒
She forgot my takis
No one:
Literally no one:
Sarah: touching my food and blessing a cucumber 🥒
EXcuSee YOu iTs PrONOUCEd
Cu-cUm-bA
Timestamp?
no its coOcUmbA
kakamba
@@amberwetherstone8138 9:28
Karuna: We don't use plastic here
The cash register: aM i A jOkE tO yOu
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
All the food: aM I a jOkE tO yOu
LMAO 😂
YES
Karuna: *Shaking cucumber after sticking it back together*
TH-cam cc: [Music]
😂😂😂
TH-cam read that as Music? Damn. They got great taste it seems
Is your profile moriah Elizabeth?.
@@cleng-cleng5075 when I realized that I suddenly was a hyena
Imagine going to a grocery store and wait for 28:16 minutes to get your products scanned.
Love you karuna❤️
I think u meant produce* 😊
Aphrodite 85 what they said was correct already
Gatcha Marie lol she said products thoe
@@motherof2angels85 Do you know what the word product means?
JayGodddx no please enlighten me???
Mom that’s in the car: What’s taking so long?
Me: She is slicing my watermelon
4:25 Karuna: "Ain't Nobody dope as me I'm just so fresh so clean." -OutKast
Me: "Just another reason to love her!"
You know OUTKAST too yaaaasss!!!!
When your onions are bigger then your Lettuce's
Oof
Lettuce heads?
Her: just one banana
Me:yes
Her: one ☝🏼
Me:yess
Her:you only want one banana
Me:yes ok
Her:just one
Me: omg ye-
Her:banana
Me: * momentarily combust *
Hahaha
*takes banana* now it’s MY banana!
@@beanie640 AFTER ALL THAT STRUGGLE XD
This comment needs more likes and attention😂
i’m a banana
She Protecc
She attacc
But Most Importantly, She Save Our Planet With Wooden Snacc
DreaminqIris Yes.
I saw this kind of comment in 2018 so plz don't it's 2019 mate.
Zoe Chambers O?
Rats that dont get jokes would say
Rats:Its protect,attack,and snack idiot
Me:umm rat you cant take a joke can you?
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly *she give u fresh snacc*
Her: we have a cookumba
Me: um you mean cucu-
Her: Cookumba cookumba cookumba
Me: alrighty then. I tried.
Cookamba*
XD
Karuna: Wpuld you like this watermelon bagged in pieces or just a whole slice
Me: *mumbles* kill me now
Karuna: Of course I have a knife somewhere
Me: Wha-
Oop
xD
I would ask you if your okay but whenever someone asks me that I just want them to shut up so I won’t
@@definitelynota02fan72 im not trying to be rude or anything so dont attack me because of it, you do realize that when she/he says "kill me now" its sort of like..uhm a figure of speech.
@@drowninthehydraulicpress5844 yes
I do and I understand you weren’t trying to be rude I wasn’t either
Me: Old lady employees take the longest at checkout
Karuna: Hold my wooden tomato
Who said she was old?
I watch TH-cam.- r/whoosh
@Fuzzy Bears *wAiT wHaT?!* At first I thought you were calling her old
14:13 POV the vsco girl is teaching you how to say sksksksks
P
Q
lmao
R
What is a VSCO girl
Me: *falling asleep*
Cash register: BEEP BEEP-
Me: hOly f-
Yea same here
👏❓
Lol 😂🤣
Lol ikr
Same gorl
The child : mom can i have my toy back
Karuna : freseshshs fre- freshhhh
Wha
*FRESH FRESH FRESH FRESH FRESH*
Her: Scans tomato 5 times
Me: umm how much is this gonna cost.?
Her: keeps scanning
I know I’m late but like srsly😂
Lol
Don't worry I'm late too XD
Legend has it the person behind me died before they were served
What
Lol
@@joannakane5967, The person in line behind them died because she was taking so long.
Joanna Kane r/woooooosh
Karuna: let me scan this *scans item*
Me:okay wh-
*scans again*
Me:i only bought on-
Karuna: SHOOP *scans again*
Me: i..I just want..
*scans more*
Edit: 23:08
what a wonderful boo-
I mean *onion*
That's why the card declined smh
Her: a head
Me: Wait, what-
Her: *Of lettuce*
GhllkZckczfhkcytequthvi
They need to make a specific page on Trending for ASMR.
Master Speller or the trending page can have categories for everything. ITS GENIUS good idea
Yess!
Ya or an app called TH-camAsmr
Fantastic Fiona there is an app called the Tingles app and it has all of my fav asmrists and I think it’s better than watching it on TH-cam. It does cost to have certain abilities on there, but the app is free to download and watch Asmr content.
"as you can see, it didn't take, just like the botox i just got in my forehead" AHAHAH EYE-
Anna oop
10:50
maria berns 🤗
maria berns love that ideaaa
u said “😂😂😂👁-“
I’m literally 10 seconds in and I’ve already gotten tingles. Just shows how amazing you are Mom! ❤️
Epic Jewels my same reaction......
NatalieM_16 what do you mean mom....?!
A lot of people who love her or are subscribers call her Mom. It’s pretty much because we’re kinda a family and support each other. Sorry for the confusion!
Epic Jewels oh god the people commenting are new here I can tell lmao
Mom?
when she said grocery barn i was like “OMG SHES TALKING ABOUT WHATS EATING GILBERT GRAPE” and i thought about arnie and then she talked about him and arnie later and i almost screamed
ME TOO ITS SUCH A BOMB MOVIE
That movie is the shit!!!
What movie are they from?
@@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279 the movie is what’s eating gilbert grape
I actually just watched that movie for the first time! It was very good.
You should do a picnic roleplay😍🔥😍
Lillyana Madrid yes that would be cool
You should
100% agree
Yes! Like a summer picnic with a friend
She protacc
She attacc
But most importantly she gives us wooden snacc
This comment is super underrated
WTF WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS 😂😂😂
UNDERRATED
I wish I commented this
💞 Yes 💞
Sarah’s kids: gets new toy
Sarah: “runs away” MOMMY NEEDS CONTENT
So true lol
sarah?
@@wasp3550 Karuna is called Sarah
Mommy needs the veiws
Kerry Myatt “mommy can’t pay the bills unless you let her play with your toys”
My mom: “why did you come home so late?!”
Me: “this girl was shopping my groceries so damn slow!”
SHOOPING!! ☠️☠️😂😂😂😭😭
@@layha9204 huh?
6:59
Cashier : would you like it sliced or whole?
Me: you can keep it since you touched it so much.
Umm u can put that bread back
@ Vladimir Pudding CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Vladimir Pudding please do not say that. It’s very offensive 😑
@Vladimir Pudding you can take it whole... I just don't like when people touch my food and mess around with it.
Take a shot everytime karuna says fresh
**edit**
Nobody:
Karuna: cooocumba
Coocumber lol
Coooooooooocumberrr
Karuna:”Fats, Oils, and Sweets. Swoop…”
List: FLY AWAY
SHOOT ME DOWN BUT I WONT FALL
The list got yeeted 😂😂
kid: mom can we go to the store?
Mom: We have a store at home.
The store:
LOLLL
HSKSHSIWMA
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Karuna: Violently shakes sugar in my face
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Karuna: *FrEsH*
“Today my name is Sarah”
*Whats your name tomorrow*
Iconic comment 😂
My tomorrow name is disappointment. OH WAIT. THAT'S ALWAYS ME.
@@HoundofspadeS1100 Idk, why i Found this really funny
Ash
I'm gunna be a pickle tomorrow
Sarah: We do not use plasTiC.
Kylie Jenner: aM I A jOkE tO yOu!
*Me In a rush for a birthday party*
Sarah:FRESHH
Also Me: HURRY
Sarah: FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😡😡😡
I was tryna remember her real name the other day but couldn’t think of anything but Karuna and Mom 😂
😂
This is the funniest shit ever🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Karuna:* _Swoop-_
*Earthquake happens for 1 second*
*Also Karuna:* _Continues and pretends like nothing happen_
*WHEEZE*
*yes*
Wait what part was that ☹☹
Sophia Peters 1:35
@@honeymilk2891 1:59
Karuna:**carefully scans everything and makes small talk**
Aldi chashier: **yeets my bread in the cart on top of eggs then make me put it in boxes*
Omg- relatable!
My family always goes to Aldi so when I saw this I freaked out.
I
Why has this happen to me so many times tho😂😂😂
Aldi wildin frfr 😂
Her: it’s so healing you can just stick it right together
Me: so is it just gonna come together in my stomach?!?!?!?!?!?
Biology teachers: ArE wE a JoKe To YoU?
I’m concerned about how “fresh” that banana is...
...why is it “crunchy” lady?
Sundryed banana :) very freshhhhhhh
You are eating toys and it fesherereerererrshershwrsdhfhgujyjhhggbrhu
@@imgonnaeatfuckingfoodbigge1382 SHHH DON'T EXPOSE HER SECRETS
I dont get it
Lmao and the cucumber is mush and just falls apart lol
Her:*touches all the food*
My head: whys this lady feeling my food
More like why is she tapping on fReSh sOfT bReAd
I hope her hands are clean cause its still CoRoNa TiMe
Karuna: I'm sorry, but your card was declined.
Me: *WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SCAN EACH ITEM 10 TIMES-*
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
@@noycorral they're not being rude, it's literally a joke¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jeez triggered much 😂
Mapleunicorn 123 r/whoosh
@@noycorral
Calm down, I love mom just as much as everyone else. It was a joke.
POV: you wake up to a world where everything is wood and ASMR
Please
I’d be asleep for Y E A R S!
YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING IS FRESHHHHH
I wouldn't mind the world being ASMR but wood? Nahh
Sarah: *Fingers mah bread*
Me: ThAtS MaH BrEaD
SavageSwannxox oh.
👍🏻
Interesting theory...
😂
p-please ma’am that’s my wife, my bread wife
No one:
Not a single soul:
Karuna: "its fresh, so fresh and so clean *clean*"
Ps: i also loved that reference lol 😂😂😂
Tanya Shae it’s big so big and tall tall👌🏻👌🏻
Outkast-so fresh so clean
I don't get it 😭
Trump
disenchanted killjoy they didn’t need to meme this comment but it’s a song lol
her: the texture of this banana is just so crunchy sounding
me: oh why?
her: it’s just so fresssssshhhhhh
Hailey Anna more like cus it’s so staleeeeeeee
Frrrreeeesssshhhhoopppp 😂😂
It’s so ripe, it’s not even ripe!
YSL Jacob startle bananas!?!?!?!
fReSh
Me: come home from the shop.
Mom: how much did it cost?
Me: i dunno i lost count of how many times she scanned EACH item!
Edit: Holy Guacamole I didn’t expected to get this many likes
Karuna: We don’t use any plastic here
Me Looking At Cash registrar
Clover Is this serious or do you know that she was talking about the bag and was just making a joke?🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clover
or.... the food
Elyssa and Aniyah She said “plastic for *anything“* (at 2:34) and the register is plastic.. clover’s comment is a joke as well lol
*looks at her plastic knife*
Our ASMR Mom Takes Care Of Us Again
*How Lucky We Are To Have Sarah!*
👇Show her your appreciation
Rach Asmr there are 69 likes so I ain’t liking
Haha found you 😂😂💕💖
@@kiara-mn6wj hey girrrrl♡ lurvvvv ya thats one of my biggest supporters on my ASMR channel right there people 💋
@@prodshady lol ok mile no prob. Its 109 now?
Rach Asmr maybe we could show Sarah some appreciation by liking her videos and not your unoriginal comment?
not to stress you out or anything but...
*i think your food had velcro in it*
Her:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*panicking in ASMR*
Velcro... yum
Not only does the food have velcro in it, do you hear how hard the food is?
Yeah I also think they are expired and stale
timestampss:
Welcome: 0:00
List: 1:18
GIANT BAG: 2:42
Watermelon: 3:33
bread: 5:45
List (phase 2) 7:40
Carrot: 8:05
coocumba: 9:27
ONE banana: 11:50
can of shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooouuuuuuuuuuupppppppp: 13:26
List (phase 3) 15:01
name brand olive oil: 15:31
tasty: 15:51
list (phase 4) 16:34
a tomato potato potato tomato: 16:50
pepper: 17:32
she doesnt know whats eating gilbert grape: 17:50
loudly calling gilbert: 18:02
slicing -potato- tomato: 18:48
pepperating the tomato: 19:22
eats tomato: 19:41
Me: can you just put the watermelon in the bag?
Karuna: *cuts the watermelon in front of my face*
**when you're so broke not even a toy cash register will accept your card**
*-*
Mark Hobba This Is questionable?
😂😂
huh
Hahahahaha
This us how many times she said "Fresh"
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Gaming With Bre Bre Times not tumes
Gaming With Bre Bre idk how many tumes she said it
169 likes
@@Kaidoubb WDYM tunes?
@@uioup7453 WDYM times?
I can imagine going into therapy
“What did she say?”
“She said fresh over 2,763 times..... IT’S ALL I HEAR ANYMORE!”
Loved the video though
No stop please no more fresh
*Fresh*
FRESH $MONEY$
Fresh
𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑