I just read the novelization for Jason X. Somehow the author managed to pad out this 90 minute sci-fi-slasher to four hundred pages. That's 140 pages more than the novelization for Alien, over two hundred pages longer than Escape From New York and The Thing. Fucking crazy.
I LOVE novelisations, my favs so far are Ghostbusters, because it adds so much to the lore, and Robocop because it's totally what the writer wanted... Both Terminator novels by the writer are good too... But damn I GOT to read this! 400 pages l??!! That's those sumo suit levels of padding! 😂
No joke, back in 1994, when "Star Trek: TNG" was still on, my cousin and I used to write fan fiction scripts of that show and "Friday the 13th," respectively. I had an idea one day: The Enterprise finds Jason and he kills everyone. Near the end, he battles Data in a brutal Holodeck fight (at Camp Crystal Lake) that end with the lovable android getting his head crushed. Worf saves Picard and Crusher by sacrificing himself (and the entire ship) when he detonates the self-destruct with him and Jason remaining behind. After the two survivors are rescued by another ship and taken home, the last scene was of Rom the Ferengi, after finding Jason's mask floating in space, putting it on and becoming possessed by Jason's spirit as his shuttle docks at DS9. I quickly dismissed the idea as being too stupid, even for fan fiction. Yet, "Jason X" is practically my movie come true.
If it was posted online anywhere your idea very well could have been stolen, and plagarised. Sadly shit like that is all too common, Hollyweird is FULL of thieves!!! The Star Trek idea was probablyum scrapped because of coptwrite issues!
Cory Ames When they did Jason X, the concept wasn't bad: jumping ahead in the timeline to avoid further fu*king up the lore. That time-jump was fine, but the previous had Jason in Hell, so when Jason X came about, they still had no clue how the Jason in the cross-over would be like, BUT they knew it was a battle-type, so he wouldn't be a "normal dude"... They didn't need to actually explain why Jason wasn't in Hell in the reboot and neither did they in Jason X,(since this movie was done BEFORE the reboot AND Freddy vs Jason, yet the events would happen WAY after). Since the only clue we had was Freddy grabbing his mask at the end of "Jason goes to Hell", the problem in this one, (Jason X), isn't that they just ignored that. The problem is that they ACTUALLY described Jason as: "a super-strong, fast-healing dude"... What the actual fu*k? I'm a fan of this movie,( even if it kinda sucks), but I agree with Decker: "Why didn't they give us any silly, vague explanation instead of going full retcon?" Why go: "Jason is Wolverine" in this movie?" They fu*ked up the lore, only to revert back to a normal-ish Jason in the reboot a few years later... Trying to reboot Jason was a neat idea, but sadly, it didn't work out, evidently. So they decided to re-re-retcon the lore to have our good old: "Jason ze undead killer", without any sciency reasoning behind his existence once Freddy revived his undead ass for the Freddy v Jason... So yeah, Jason in Jason X is from a "parallel world"... Ps: Being in the future, this movie does need to explain why Jason isn't undead... Him not being in Hell is alright and I'd be fine with him being scientifically described as some "dude with fast-healing", if he wasn't already made into; 1: a undead kid in the first movie. 2: a very hard to kill, but otherwise "normal" dim-witted human with a deformed body in the sequel, (+ a few more, including the copycat). 3: a deadite/zombie or something. 4: a body-jumping deadite, ending up as a pawn of Freddy... Maybe? That's 4/four versions of Jason that EXISTED before this movie and they changed him right back to one of these after Jason X. In short, he's a "fast-healing" dude, (not undead), JUST for this one movie? Doing that without any reason is weird, considering what we had already dealt with was way, waaay more fu*ked up... I mean: two separate scenes of nothing but "ten seconds of girl pissing in the woods" and that one scene with two/three minutes of "bondage shaving" in Jason goes to Hell... Huuurk!
I always felt like they did this to lead into a Jason vs Alien cross over. Thus why the similarities of names and weapons. Plus the upgrade to Jason would have fit in perfectly for taking on a Xenomorph
lol, as far as the mythbusters reference goes, I always assumed that instead of liquid nitrogen, it was some kind of spacey flash freezing gaseous compound not yet discovered or some shit. Not that it really matters, probably one of my favorite Jason kills ever nonetheless.
"We even hanged him" Again same logic it had with gas that if he is fine under water why would he suffocate by having his oxygen cut off... Not like the hanging was effective in part 3 when he was just a human anyway...
Tbf, hanging doesnt kill via suffocation. The sudden drop and rigid rope snap the neck and sever the spinal cord (when performed correctly with no faults at least) which quickly and effectively cuts off brain function, ending life in a quick and fairly humane way. If the person being executed dies via suffocation, the hanging was botched in some way or another.
Freddy vs. Jason is the explanation for how he got out of hell. Also, he has hair and is the least deformed because this is the longest he's been alive and his regenerative powers had a chance to work.
I know this is from 2 years ago but he’s asking from the perspective of someone watching the movie at the time it was released, so without knowing the plot of Fred v Jason there is no answer to how he got out of hell. And I don’t even think Freddy vs Jason is canon and this movie isn’t really either. Also making him wolverine makes no sense.
This movie is not a good one, but it gave me what I wanted. Jason killing mf'ers from start to finish, with amazing brutality. The callbacks to the 80's with the Slutty Camp Girls and the Tree kill were perfect. Sean S. Cunningham tried to keep it fresh while they FINALLY got FvJ into production. It wasn't needed, but were any of the sequels?
Nick McGrew the ending of Halloween. Friday blatantly and openly rips off Halloween and did it for the money it’s a known thing, the twist at the end of Halloween inspired the shock at the end of the Friday movies
Exactly the words I would use! I kinda like this movie. Not my favorite I like Jason Vs Carrie a lot more, but in terms of enjoyment factor, the movie is immensely entertaining!
I like the hockey mask he starts with in this movie. It's just a much cooler design than the other hockey masks. The metal mask though... not a huge fan. I mean, it's cool, but it's not Jason.
I actually kind of love this movie. It managed to make the series fun. The later films were just getting more and more tedious to watch... unlikeable characters, weird stories, heart eating... and this managed to both return Jason back to basics and pull off a decent parody of a b-movie science fiction.
The android's "locked-and-loaded" outfit kind of makes me think of the Resident Evil films' Alice. Now THAT imo would have been just as good if not better than Freddy vs Jason (or Jason vs Nemesis). While I still cringe at most of this movie, I admit that the scene of Jason trying to kill the simulated campers was hilarious.
Great job on these, they keep showing up in my feed and at first I was like who the fuck is this guy, but now I'm a fan and love the vids. Thank you for your hard work and funny commentary!
the sad part about the 455 years thing is, they could have just said she was frozen for ABOUT 450 years. Makes it clear they were rounding the amount of time to nice even amount, allowing us to fudge the timeline a bit without making things weird.
for me best part that isn't mentioned or noticed is that two of the females, exa and the brunette star, are both on the tv show Andromeda where they played opposite/flipped roles with the blond robot in this one being the ships captain and the brunette being the physical robotic avatar for the massive ship that is Andromeda. no one ever brings that up for some reason. i guess the one didn't mind doing the boob shots and the other refused so they swapped roles.
There are tons of problems with this movie. One sequence that always confused and annoyed me though was this: In the "Jason escapes" scene Jason tears through the military guys and Dr. Kronenberg just fine; and throws a dying army guy through the ONLY door to his cell. Rowan is right next to the door in question and crouches over the dying guy for his final words. When Rowan resumes a normal position, we see Jason standing at least 10 feet BEHIND Rowan. How'd he get out of the room? Easy answer is his teleport trick, but I figured since they were trying to use bullshit science to explain everything about him, they would've tried to rationalize that as well. And if it was that simple, why the hell did he wait so long to actually start killing people?
I have to admit I liked Jason X (At least compared to others Jason films). The characters made reasonable decisions based on the information they had, unlike so many slasher / stalkery type films. At the time Andromeda was on TV so it was a bit of fun to see Lexia Doig (the android on the TV show) being the human and Lisa Ryder (Beka Valentine on the show) being the android. As for the weapons etc? They were rentals from other shows (One way to keep the costs down I suppose).
After watching your Halloween, (Michael Myers dance remix version), Idiocracy, and this Jason X review (in that order)I have subscribed, and clicked the bell icon. You definitely deserve it, and I think you definately have the potential, comedic sensibility, and sense of dramatas to blow up on youtube!! Keep up the grea5 workmanship, YOU ARE AMAZING MAN!!!
Another hilarious review Decker, I chilled out with a cider & snacks while chilling out to your brilliant reviews. So loving your Freddy Vs Jason reviews.
In Rowan's defense, the file on Jason probably isn't detailed so her and other government officials were most likely working blind in the execution department. Besides, Jason did actually die by firing squad in the start of Jason Goes to Hell, even if it was only temporary.
Lexa Doig: Yummy. Lisa Ryder as a brunette: Meh, just doesn't work. Dylan Bierk is in this? Is this an episode of Andromeda? The plot is kinda similar. Lexa Doig and a guy are on a ship frozen in time for x hundred years only to be thawed out by salvagers, including Lisa Ryder, looking for a score and the guy is running through the ship picking off the intruders.
Decker, I for one really appreciate you giving the players names. Don't know why but its one of those little things that bug you in life, not knowing an actors name. So thanks.
Kane Hodder is legend man Still wish they hadn't scrapped the hard R rated Friday movie a while back Need to see Hodder as Jason again, atleast one more time
I was his first 8,000 subscribers about a few years ago, he surely has made a lot of development since then and I agree he does deserve more, maybe he is just too tame, other reviewers that has hundreds of thousands of subscribers usually act like loud mouth assholes. But I still like his reviews.
Decker and Andy from StitchedTogetherPics are two of the best reviewers on TH-cam, definitely deserving of way more views and subs than they get. If you like Decker's reviews check out Andy's boots to reboots series, especially the Nightmare On Elm Street and Friday the 13th reviews. It would be cool to see Decker, Andy, and even Dr. Wolfula do a collaboration review since they're all funny as hell and know their horror.
He's got me he definitely knows his shit & I love his wicked sense of humor he needs to do Stephan King's Christine next as well as Cujo & Salem's lot. I suggested that to him on one of my comments.
The 'Deadite' explanation in Goes to Hell wasn't even intentional. The production simply reused the prop and didn't even know what it was until Sam Raimi said something.
You know Decker, there was another title for this movie. Jason vs. Andromeda. Named so because just after the TV show Andromeda went off the air, this movie come in with a number of the cast taking roles in it. The two big ones Being Ryder and Doig.
Apparently, canonically, this was the last film in the original Jason timeline. Jason allegedly returned from Hell because in Freddy vs. Jason, Freddy brought Jason back from Hell, then- Oh wait, hold on. *SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS* Okay, now that I got that out of the way. Then when Jason walks out of Crystal Lake with Freddy's head, apparently the story continues from there. It's not mentioned in the movies, but it is considered canon. Pretty nice explanation if you ask me.
After looking up the matter I've personally found that it's non-canon.... Seriously hate that it's not official what movies take place in the original timeline and which ones don't...
you going through the ways they tried to kill Jason is quite possibly the funniest you've ever been. loving the series so far! you got what, 3 reviews left this summer?
It always tickled me how in Andromeda (nothing past season 1 happened; they all died on the Magog worldship when it was blasted with a nova bomb) Lisa Ryder and Lexa Doig pretty much swapped roles here. Well at least the being a kickass android part anyway.
Jason dragging that one guy out of sight, just to break his neck is the lamest kill ive ever seen. It's like theyre forgetting he can teleport and has superhuman strength, but who wants to see him punch peoples heads through their ass, or break someone in half ?? God i miss 80's Jason
6:33 - I feel like, whatever future year this is, they would have fixed that nose by then. I also feel that when Jason came, Hell would become as he'd give them all one hell of a time.
One Two, Freddy's Coming For You! Three Four, Better Seal Your Door! Five Six, Charge Your Light-Crucifix! Seven Eight, Better Stay Awake! Nine Ten, Never Sleep Again. . .
15:20 "It's that serial killer Jason Voorhees!" "That's right kids! And what's my favorite cereal?" *snaps neck* "CAPTAIN CRUNCH!" That would literally be the best commercial ever.
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Kane Hodder's "What the fuck?" expression when coming across the holocounsellors is probably the best part of this movie.
I just read the novelization for Jason X. Somehow the author managed to pad out this 90 minute sci-fi-slasher to four hundred pages. That's 140 pages more than the novelization for Alien, over two hundred pages longer than Escape From New York and The Thing. Fucking crazy.
I LOVE novelisations, my favs so far are Ghostbusters, because it adds so much to the lore, and Robocop because it's totally what the writer wanted... Both Terminator novels by the writer are good too... But damn I GOT to read this! 400 pages l??!! That's those sumo suit levels of padding! 😂
Why......WHY would u do that?
I could see ready a novelization of a GOOD movie but this movie was objectively bad.😂
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight nope not true. the movie turned out exactly the way it was meant to be. campy and fun.
haha FINALLY! I love Jason X. So cheesy but so fun. I love when horror franchises run out of ideas and head into space
No joke, back in 1994, when "Star Trek: TNG" was still on, my cousin and I used to write fan fiction scripts of that show and "Friday the 13th," respectively. I had an idea one day: The Enterprise finds Jason and he kills everyone. Near the end, he battles Data in a brutal Holodeck fight (at Camp Crystal Lake) that end with the lovable android getting his head crushed. Worf saves Picard and Crusher by sacrificing himself (and the entire ship) when he detonates the self-destruct with him and Jason remaining behind. After the two survivors are rescued by another ship and taken home, the last scene was of Rom the Ferengi, after finding Jason's mask floating in space, putting it on and becoming possessed by Jason's spirit as his shuttle docks at DS9.
I quickly dismissed the idea as being too stupid, even for fan fiction. Yet, "Jason X" is practically my movie come true.
amazing
Awesome!
If it was posted online anywhere your idea very well could have been stolen, and plagarised. Sadly shit like that is all too common, Hollyweird is FULL of thieves!!! The Star Trek idea was probablyum scrapped because of coptwrite issues!
Dreams come true.
I... would pay to see this.
Headcanon: Jason hates premarital sex because it was the reason he died. So that hologram rustled a few of his jimmies
JakeThaGreat001 plus mama Voorhees was kinda psycho and religious
OR IT DUSTED HIS DOILIES
one punch man OR BUTTERMILKED HIS BISCUITS!
lol
Ding!
"We even tried hanging him."
Uh.. A traumatized teen from the 80s beat ya too that
CanonRocksome
CHRIS
PART 3
TOMMY
PART 6
TINA
PART 7
@@andrewblanchard2537 You're a fart!
15:20 "Its that cereal killer, Jason Voorhees. That's right kids, and what's my favorite cereal? Captain Crunch"!!! I'm dying😂😂😂
Among the best death scenes.
Better hide those cereals or they die
*CRACKS NECK!!*
*Captain Crunch*
LMFAO😂😂😂
and to think it was all tommy jarvis' fault for digging up Jason's grave in Friday the 13th part 6.
Actually it was Axel's fault for not securing Jason in the morgue freezer.
Although... maybe that would still have ended with Jason going to space.
It happen Because some strange fucked up reason they NEVER say, he came back from hell!!!!! Get it right with the comments!!!!
It happend because of sex and dirty little bastards😝
Actually it's all the fault of those incompetent camp crystal lake employees!
It was Pamela voorhees fault for conceiving him
How did Jason escape hell? Well considering Freddy vs Jason takes place before Jason X Freddy is the one that brought him back.
Cory Ames When they did Jason X, the concept wasn't bad: jumping ahead in the timeline to avoid further fu*king up the lore. That time-jump was fine, but the previous had Jason in Hell, so when Jason X came about, they still had no clue how the Jason in the cross-over would be like, BUT they knew it was a battle-type, so he wouldn't be a "normal dude"... They didn't need to actually explain why Jason wasn't in Hell in the reboot and neither did they in Jason X,(since this movie was done BEFORE the reboot AND Freddy vs Jason, yet the events would happen WAY after). Since the only clue we had was Freddy grabbing his mask at the end of "Jason goes to Hell", the problem in this one, (Jason X), isn't that they just ignored that. The problem is that they ACTUALLY described Jason as: "a super-strong, fast-healing dude"... What the actual fu*k? I'm a fan of this movie,( even if it kinda sucks), but I agree with Decker: "Why didn't they give us any silly, vague explanation instead of going full retcon?" Why go: "Jason is Wolverine" in this movie?" They fu*ked up the lore, only to revert back to a normal-ish Jason in the reboot a few years later... Trying to reboot Jason was a neat idea, but sadly, it didn't work out, evidently. So they decided to re-re-retcon the lore to have our good old: "Jason ze undead killer", without any sciency reasoning behind his existence once Freddy revived his undead ass for the Freddy v Jason... So yeah, Jason in Jason X is from a "parallel world"...
Ps: Being in the future, this movie does need to explain why Jason isn't undead... Him not being in Hell is alright and I'd be fine with him being scientifically described as some "dude with fast-healing", if he wasn't already made into;
1: a undead kid in the first movie.
2: a very hard to kill, but otherwise "normal" dim-witted human with a deformed body in the sequel, (+ a few more, including the copycat).
3: a deadite/zombie or something.
4: a body-jumping deadite, ending up as a pawn of Freddy... Maybe?
That's 4/four versions of Jason that EXISTED before this movie and they changed him right back to one of these after Jason X. In short, he's a "fast-healing" dude, (not undead), JUST for this one movie? Doing that without any reason is weird, considering what we had already dealt with was way, waaay more fu*ked up... I mean: two separate scenes of nothing but "ten seconds of girl pissing in the woods" and that one scene with two/three minutes of "bondage shaving" in Jason goes to Hell... Huuurk!
Nanomachines Son
YES HE SAID IT HE FINALLY SAID IT!
I wonder if Jason played college ball, probably at some cushy Ivy League school though
And yet he somehow grew into a 6 foot + murder man.... the mysteries of science.
He used nanomachines obviously
RULES OF NATURE!
"DID HE JUST SAY THAT??! NO WAY!"
-Vinny (Vinesauce) 2016
"Oh, you mean you didn't even attempt the pillow fight?" -Decker Shado 2k16
I always felt like they did this to lead into a Jason vs Alien cross over. Thus why the similarities of names and weapons. Plus the upgrade to Jason would have fit in perfectly for taking on a Xenomorph
lol, as far as the mythbusters reference goes, I always assumed that instead of liquid nitrogen, it was some kind of spacey flash freezing gaseous compound not yet discovered or some shit. Not that it really matters, probably one of my favorite Jason kills ever nonetheless.
Lol I gotta see that episode of mythbusters
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Best bits of this movie for me was Kane as Jason, the kills and the line "guys it's fine he just wanted his machete back" *screams over intercom*
"We even hanged him"
Again same logic it had with gas that if he is fine under water why would he suffocate by having his oxygen cut off...
Not like the hanging was effective in part 3 when he was just a human anyway...
Tbf, hanging doesnt kill via suffocation. The sudden drop and rigid rope snap the neck and sever the spinal cord (when performed correctly with no faults at least) which quickly and effectively cuts off brain function, ending life in a quick and fairly humane way. If the person being executed dies via suffocation, the hanging was botched in some way or another.
Freddy vs. Jason is the explanation for how he got out of hell. Also, he has hair and is the least deformed because this is the longest he's been alive and his regenerative powers had a chance to work.
Can't believe the guy in video asked how he got out of hell lmao
Gotta thx freddy from bringing Jason back from the died and help him get out of hell he did something good for once
I know this is from 2 years ago but he’s asking from the perspective of someone watching the movie at the time it was released, so without knowing the plot of Fred v Jason there is no answer to how he got out of hell. And I don’t even think Freddy vs Jason is canon and this movie isn’t really either. Also making him wolverine makes no sense.
This movie is still better than Leprechaun 4: In Space.
Lmao I'm fucking wheezing
Agreed.
This movie is not a good one, but it gave me what I wanted. Jason killing mf'ers from start to finish, with amazing brutality. The callbacks to the 80's with the Slutty Camp Girls and the Tree kill were perfect. Sean S. Cunningham tried to keep it fresh while they FINALLY got FvJ into production. It wasn't needed, but were any of the sequels?
19:28 smartest thing you can do when you see jason: scream that hes here so that everyone has a greater chance of survival than you had
Jason got out of hell for the same reason you explained: this takes place AFTER the events of Freddy vs Jason.
but before the cryogenic freezing, it was BEFORE the events.
But the movie came out before FVJ, so in the context of THIS film, they never explain it.
FVsJ took place in 2003, Jason was captured in 2008.
JACOBY YOUNG I really hope you're joking..
Jason X isn't canon, guys. They just wanted a Friday movie out while peeps were waiting for FvJ, hence we got this spin-off thingy.
This is a guilty pleasure of mine it's dumb and I just love it.
Yeah lmao. Every single one.
It's freaking hilariously bad, and I love it for that.
@FERMINDAL I think Friday the 13th started the 'final scare before the credits' cliche, but correct me if I'm wrong.
Nick McGrew the ending of Halloween. Friday blatantly and openly rips off Halloween and did it for the money it’s a known thing, the twist at the end of Halloween inspired the shock at the end of the Friday movies
Exactly the words I would use! I kinda like this movie. Not my favorite I like Jason Vs Carrie a lot more, but in terms of enjoyment factor, the movie is immensely entertaining!
"do you remember 20 years ago when Jesus finally came back? Yeah little more impressive."😂
15:35 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND
You're an asshole
Lol
I never really liked uber jasons design to me it looked very action figure like
HE DOES! OMFG XD
he also looks like super shredder movie not the show
Mysterysoup Productions If they made a Jason figure that talked, I'd assume the voice line would be that chant he does or just him breathing.
Tbh i liked it
I like the hockey mask he starts with in this movie. It's just a much cooler design than the other hockey masks. The metal mask though... not a huge fan. I mean, it's cool, but it's not Jason.
Jason: Exists
Whoever: “Let’s split up, gang!”
Your not the only one here huh
Scooby doo
I actually kind of love this movie. It managed to make the series fun. The later films were just getting more and more tedious to watch... unlikeable characters, weird stories, heart eating... and this managed to both return Jason back to basics and pull off a decent parody of a b-movie science fiction.
Not gonna lie, I fucking love this movie.
yeah me too, in my eyes one of the better friday the 13th movies
also UBER JASON!
I hope that when the game comes out they have Uber Jason as a skin and a space station as a bonus map or something
Same, Uber Jason is awesome and the best scene is when that robot girl attacks Jason, i thought it was awesome.
Definitely
The android's "locked-and-loaded" outfit kind of makes me think of the Resident Evil films' Alice. Now THAT imo would have been just as good if not better than Freddy vs Jason (or Jason vs Nemesis). While I still cringe at most of this movie, I admit that the scene of Jason trying to kill the simulated campers was hilarious.
My theory is during those execution attempts Jason let them do it cuz he found it hilarious that they thought that shit would work.
Great job on these, they keep showing up in my feed and at first I was like who the fuck is this guy, but now I'm a fan and love the vids. Thank you for your hard work and funny commentary!
the sad part about the 455 years thing is, they could have just said she was frozen for ABOUT 450 years. Makes it clear they were rounding the amount of time to nice even amount, allowing us to fudge the timeline a bit without making things weird.
Holy Crap! Jason killed Dr. Decker!!
Girl: We even hung him
Decker: oh, you mean you didn't even attempt the pillow fight?
Me: *laughing* So funny!
I love his sarcasm😂
im surprised you didnt mention the original trailer that had "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor."
What should have happened:
First:Jason goes to Hell
Second:Freddy vs Jason
Third:Jason X
I was waiting for the Jason X review lol
You too?
+Alex DuRain yeah just to see what he says about it Jason X isn't my favourite movie
Same.
:D
Here it is mait!
As to how Jason got out of hell well this movie takes place AFTER the events of Freddy vs Jason so think about that for a while
I love you videos there so funny nice 1 mate
for me best part that isn't mentioned or noticed is that two of the females, exa and the brunette star, are both on the tv show Andromeda where they played opposite/flipped roles with the blond robot in this one being the ships captain and the brunette being the physical robotic avatar for the massive ship that is Andromeda. no one ever brings that up for some reason. i guess the one didn't mind doing the boob shots and the other refused so they swapped roles.
"Jason breaks Azreal's back over his knee"
If only Bane tried this
There are tons of problems with this movie. One sequence that always confused and annoyed me though was this: In the "Jason escapes" scene Jason tears through the military guys and Dr. Kronenberg just fine; and throws a dying army guy through the ONLY door to his cell. Rowan is right next to the door in question and crouches over the dying guy for his final words. When Rowan resumes a normal position, we see Jason standing at least 10 feet BEHIND Rowan. How'd he get out of the room? Easy answer is his teleport trick, but I figured since they were trying to use bullshit science to explain everything about him, they would've tried to rationalize that as well. And if it was that simple, why the hell did he wait so long to actually start killing people?
I have to admit I liked Jason X (At least compared to others Jason films). The characters made reasonable decisions based on the information they had, unlike so many slasher / stalkery type films.
At the time Andromeda was on TV so it was a bit of fun to see Lexia Doig (the android on the TV show) being the human and Lisa Ryder (Beka Valentine on the show) being the android.
As for the weapons etc? They were rentals from other shows (One way to keep the costs down I suppose).
After watching your Halloween, (Michael Myers dance remix version), Idiocracy, and this Jason X review (in that order)I have subscribed, and clicked the bell icon.
You definitely deserve it, and I think you definately have the potential, comedic sensibility, and sense of dramatas to blow up on youtube!! Keep up the grea5 workmanship, YOU ARE AMAZING MAN!!!
"Nanomachines, son"
This man metal gears.
Another hilarious review Decker, I chilled out with a cider & snacks while chilling out to your brilliant reviews.
So loving your Freddy Vs Jason reviews.
In Rowan's defense, the file on Jason probably isn't detailed so her and other government officials were most likely working blind in the execution department. Besides, Jason did actually die by firing squad in the start of Jason Goes to Hell, even if it was only temporary.
They should know now that capturing a teleporting regenerating unklleble bastard doesnt work out, stupid humans
So hockey will be outlawed next year
Lexa Doig: Yummy.
Lisa Ryder as a brunette: Meh, just doesn't work.
Dylan Bierk is in this?
Is this an episode of Andromeda? The plot is kinda similar. Lexa Doig and a guy are on a ship frozen in time for x hundred years only to be thawed out by salvagers, including Lisa Ryder, looking for a score and the guy is running through the ship picking off the intruders.
Decker, I for one really appreciate you giving the players names. Don't know why but its one of those little things that bug you in life, not knowing an actors name. So thanks.
13:37 Fun fact about that scene. The fake blood got in the actresses eyes and stung, so she was actually screaming in pain.
Kane Hodder is legend man Still wish they hadn't scrapped the hard R rated Friday movie a while back Need to see Hodder as Jason again, atleast one more time
0:07 I half-expected to see Space Core fly by behind you and go, "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" XD
now thats the decker reviewer who covers all seens with a witty banter we know a love lol
And that hair.
Ace Whitlacker *grabs tissues to clean up* Goddamn right :D
12:24
😂
oh , you mean,
you didn't even attempt the
pillow fight ?
Decker, you are the best reviewer in the world. I appreciate the effort you put in this videos. You deserve more views and subscribers.
I have to agree
I was his first 8,000 subscribers about a few years ago, he surely has made a lot of development since then and I agree he does deserve more, maybe he is just too tame, other reviewers that has hundreds of thousands of subscribers usually act like loud mouth assholes.
But I still like his reviews.
Decker and Andy from StitchedTogetherPics are two of the best reviewers on TH-cam, definitely deserving of way more views and subs than they get. If you like Decker's reviews check out Andy's boots to reboots series, especially the Nightmare On Elm Street and Friday the 13th reviews. It would be cool to see Decker, Andy, and even Dr. Wolfula do a collaboration review since they're all funny as hell and know their horror.
He's got me he definitely knows his shit & I love his wicked sense of humor he needs to do Stephan King's Christine next as well as Cujo & Salem's lot. I suggested that to him on one of my comments.
Ravage TheLegend nahhhh
The 'Deadite' explanation in Goes to Hell wasn't even intentional. The production simply reused the prop and didn't even know what it was until Sam Raimi said something.
"Ooops" LOL
"This sucks on so many levels!" pretty much sums it up.
Yeah, it does suck.
it do be like that
My god the scene where they explain his attempted deaths (ESPECIALLY the electrocution one) my favorite part of this review. Great writing Decker!
All things considered, that liquid nitrogen kill is still one of my favorite kills in the series.
You know Decker, there was another title for this movie. Jason vs. Andromeda. Named so because just after the TV show Andromeda went off the air, this movie come in with a number of the cast taking roles in it. The two big ones Being Ryder and Doig.
"You didn't even attempt the pillow fight?"
Coffee. My nose. Spraying. Oh god, the spraying.
I actually like the whole Jason has a healing factor thing, it makes him a
very interesting slasher villain
JASEN IS A TERMINATOR NOW!!!!!!!????? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently, canonically, this was the last film in the original Jason timeline.
Jason allegedly returned from Hell because in Freddy vs. Jason, Freddy brought Jason back from Hell, then-
Oh wait, hold on.
*SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS*
Okay, now that I got that out of the way.
Then when Jason walks out of Crystal Lake with Freddy's head, apparently the story continues from there.
It's not mentioned in the movies, but it is considered canon.
Pretty nice explanation if you ask me.
After looking up the matter I've personally found that it's non-canon.... Seriously hate that it's not official what movies take place in the original timeline and which ones don't...
What's my favorite cereal CAPTAIN CRUNCH
Jason, being born in 1946, would make him 509 years old! Once again, Great fuckin' job Todd Farmer!
Jason does look pretty badass in this one!.
Not Uber Jason, just regular Jason he looks massive and intimidating 👍🏻
22:57 "wanna smoke some pot?" That sounds so Canadian lol
Would you say Jason "hacked" the game?
Brooke Brewer
😂
Decker you're content has really gotten better and this whole summer has been just fantastic I love your videos keep it up :3
Now bring on Freddy Vs. Jason
One more Freddy reboot and maybe Jason reboot.
The Freddy reboot was REALLY good imo
I thought it was alright
you going through the ways they tried to kill Jason is quite possibly the funniest you've ever been. loving the series so far! you got what, 3 reviews left this summer?
I freaking loved that head security guys hands down best character in the movie
Fun Fact: Lisa Ryder and Lexa Doig shot this movie during their off-time from shooting Andromeda. lol
the nanomachine probes
ANTS
used the alien DNA and
the metal from the ship
to regenerate Jason
It always tickled me how in Andromeda (nothing past season 1 happened; they all died on the Magog worldship when it was blasted with a nova bomb) Lisa Ryder and Lexa Doig pretty much swapped roles here. Well at least the being a kickass android part anyway.
TYR :
" there's only 1 man
idiotic enough to
try to rescue
3 dead men from a
MAGOG HIVE "
CAPTAIN
DYLAN HUNT :
" it's me ,
CAPTAIN idiot "
5:26 and that banning happened because of the great candanian massacre of 2023 never forget
SkySlasher iii
How did the nanomachines reconstruct his brain so well that it kept his personality and memories?
I loved Jason X lol and I hold no shame for it 😂
Jason dragging that one guy out of sight, just to break his neck is the lamest kill ive ever seen. It's like theyre forgetting he can teleport and has superhuman strength, but who wants to see him punch peoples heads through their ass, or break someone in half ?? God i miss 80's Jason
So Jason in space... what's next a predators in Antarctica... oh wait
I_Is_Salty_Boi YT
Yeah
next thing we know
PREDATORS in COLORADO
OOOHHH !
"Slip the slasher villain out of view ...brilliant":-)
Hockey's gonna get cancelled next year
6:33 - I feel like, whatever future year this is, they would have fixed that nose by then. I also feel that when Jason came, Hell would become as he'd give them all one hell of a time.
I'm subscribing because of his video!
Grew up on Friday the 13th, but seeing Jason in that armor was cool
3:13 - 3:21
Jason's Wolverine now
It’s April 2024 now. Hockey’s still not banned.
Space? What?
What the hell were they high on when they made this?
+Templar Knight what about A nightmare on elm street franchise
I can see Freddy in space, during a dream sequence.
One Two, Freddy's Coming For You!
Three Four, Better Seal Your Door!
Five Six, Charge Your Light-Crucifix!
Seven Eight, Better Stay Awake!
Nine Ten, Never Sleep Again. . .
Seribro Sorrens I think they came up with this after they drank 25 beers, smoked weed did acid and inhaled cocaine
It’s the best movie in the franchise dude
There was a MADtv skit where they did Jason takes NASA before Jason X was written.
Jason pays his fucking camp mortgage
Hockey was banned last month and I still haven't recovered.
No. What are you talking about
@@harryparsons2750 that was a line in the movie about hockey being banned, I was being sarcastic
2442? LOL. Where is the UNSC in all of this? Hopefully I got the lore correct.
They'd be around, but if you're thinking Human-covenant war it's the year 2552
Fun Fact: the escape ship used was a model of the ship from Heavy Metal :D
*Cool fact!*
@@fallenwolf3368 “Oh wow! Good Nyborg!”
15:20
"It's that serial killer Jason Voorhees!"
"That's right kids! And what's my favorite cereal?"
*snaps neck*
"CAPTAIN CRUNCH!"
That would literally be the best commercial ever.
You know what movies do have lots of dead counselors and even dead campers Decker? The Sleep away Camp movies...think about it.
So the whole video is a spoiler for Freddy vs. Jason!?!? Jason wins........I hate spoilers. 🤣🍺🥃
>Can't wait for the game so I can play as Part 7 Jason. He looked the best, with the skeleton showing and the chains.
Hey decker are you getting the Friday the 13th game? If so what platform?
Wanting to, and if so for PC.
+Decker Shado Nice! If you do you should definitely upload some of your matches! Would definitely be entertaining XD
are you planning on doing the remakes as well????
+Decker Shado I'm hoping for a Linux port
decker ps4 slim releases 9 15
To this day I still think Jason had a 'I've just died and gone to heaven' moment when he got caught in that simulation.
Wow, you're racking these up real quick!
Summer is ending soon.
***** Summer will always live on... within our hearts.
+Darkslayer289 WHEN DO FREDDY V JAS