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    Edição: Daniel Ferreira
    Trecho retirado do SHOW de comédia SHOW em Salvador-BA
    #neymar #luanapiovani #praia #praiaprivatizada #fakenewsliberada #submarino

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  • @arleteramosdossantos6730
    @arleteramosdossantos6730 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    O Neymar poderia ir nesse submarino

    • @SilvioJCosta
      @SilvioJCosta 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Se sobrar uma vaguinha, coloquem o Justus também.

    • @Livia_____
      @Livia_____ 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Se fizerem uma vaquinha online pra comprar a passagem pra esses dois queridos eu participo.

    • @tatianepinheirodeoliveiram635
      @tatianepinheirodeoliveiram635 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Dou meu salário do mês.

    • @taliheitz
      @taliheitz 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Dá ideia, não… pq eu pensei em um mito aí também de ir junto kkkkkk

  • @danuBia778
    @danuBia778 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Se não fosse a Luana, a maioria das pessoas não saberia desse projeto. Luana para senadora kkkk

  • @lorenasoares2871
    @lorenasoares2871 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +78

    Fila de bilionário pra afundar: sonho.

  • @joaodarochasilvafilho3786
    @joaodarochasilvafilho3786 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    Boa noite, professor Matheus e galera !!!!
    Luana Piovani levantando um debate muito importante pro Brasil.
    Empresários, investidores, como o PNC, e os bocalnaros, COMO SEMPRE, do lado errado do meio ambiente.
    Já pensou as praias 🌴 🌴 🌴 🌴 da Bahia privatizadas ?

  • @jaquelinekoser5050
    @jaquelinekoser5050 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Coloca afeto/afetivo no nome, manda o cliente fazer o que ele faz em casa mas com roupa de sair e cobra 4x mais do que o esperado: bem vindo a sao paulo

  • @trilhassonoras.soundtracks
    @trilhassonoras.soundtracks 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    Todo castigo pra bilionário fútil é pouco.

  • @carolinecardoso4313
    @carolinecardoso4313 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    ''eu que fiz o meu café''
    Vivendo a experiencia que custou somente 12 golpinhos!

    • @MATHEUSBUENTE
      @MATHEUSBUENTE  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Terrível

    • @joaodarochasilvafilho3786
      @joaodarochasilvafilho3786 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Minha filha gosta da uva verde sem caroço. Mas custa 16 reais 500 g e nunca entra nas promoções. Compro da preta, mas escuto reclamações. 😅😂🤣

    • @carolinecardoso4313
      @carolinecardoso4313 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@joaodarochasilvafilho3786 o senhor ta dando mole. Custa nada comprar a uva que ela gosta de vez em quando rs (to brincando. Sei que não é facil, sou mãe tbm é a vida ta desnecessariamente cara.

    • @joaodarochasilvafilho3786
      @joaodarochasilvafilho3786 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@carolinecardoso4313 De vez em quando eu faço uma graça!!!😂🤣😅😆😁😄😃😀

  • @beatriz19999
    @beatriz19999 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Genial a ideia dos tubarões de Recife kkkkkkkk

    • @MATHEUSBUENTE
      @MATHEUSBUENTE  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Vai dar certo!

    • @marconealves716
      @marconealves716 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@MATHEUSBUENTE inclusive, quando tu vai fazer teu show aqui em Recife?

    • @sancruz1503
      @sancruz1503 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@MATHEUSBUENTE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rosalianascimentonicolau6320
    @rosalianascimentonicolau6320 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Nossa sorte que a credibilidade de Matheus é inabalável.

  • @valole123
    @valole123 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Pernambuco, presente! Kkkkkk excelente ideia Matheus

  • @joaofilipiporto
    @joaofilipiporto 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Teteu seu texto é brabo demais

  • @joseaniemendonca9006
    @joseaniemendonca9006 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Boa ... submarino da PEC😂😂😂😂

  • @lucasgoes2956
    @lucasgoes2956 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Pooorra Minha mulher me levou nesse lugar aí... Fiquei indignado com o coador

  • @ester_franca
    @ester_franca 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    A melhor coisa da minha segunda feira!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Usercamolivais
    @Usercamolivais 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Alô, Pernambuco. Vocês organizando direitinho 😂🦈

  • @niedsonbezerra1172
    @niedsonbezerra1172 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Se essa desgraça de privatizar praia acontecer é da vez que alugo um paredão, fico perto do limite das praias e boto pra tocar, "Agora Nós Vamo Invadir sua Praia 🏖️" do Ultrage a Rigor.

  • @cextheartist
    @cextheartist 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    vai milionários! Confiem em seus potenciais!

  • @BrunaSilva-ud8or
    @BrunaSilva-ud8or 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Ilhéus-Bahia, presente. ❤
    Tio Matheus, vc é incrível. 👏🏾🥰

  • @zeliaalves3126
    @zeliaalves3126 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Pernambucana, aqui, vai espalhar tua ideia maravilhosa 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hamiltonqueiroz1747
    @hamiltonqueiroz1747 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Exatamente! Concordo com vc! "Essas porra toda começa em SP", kkkkkk

  • @devaneionanda
    @devaneionanda 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Muito obrigada por me fazer rir com notícias que só me dão descrença de gente

  • @rita7184
    @rita7184 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Parabéns! Sensacional do começo ao fim. E olha q eu sou paulistana! Hahahaha

  • @luciasantana1280
    @luciasantana1280 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Matheus, espero que você tenha aproveitado a experiência de fazer um café...
    ... como se você nunca tivesse feito. 😂😂😂

  • @etorifernandes8363
    @etorifernandes8363 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣... muito bom 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @deborareis5411
    @deborareis5411 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Adorei o texto crítico!
    Hahahaaaa

  • @fabi_ane
    @fabi_ane 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 não te aguento kkkkk

  • @franbizerra617
    @franbizerra617 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Está autorizada a maluquice 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @manoelnunesdemelo
    @manoelnunesdemelo 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sou fã do Matheus critica com humor inteligente

  • @franklinsantana6496
    @franklinsantana6496 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sensacional 😅😅😅

  • @mariadocarmoelias3026
    @mariadocarmoelias3026 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Cara vc é sensacional!!!!!!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @HSN1930
    @HSN1930 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    O melhor...

  • @zuluber56
    @zuluber56 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Esse cara é maravilhoso

  • @babiarsilva1978
    @babiarsilva1978 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Professor uva sem caroço na CBX ta 4 reais o pote kkkkkkk

  • @user-rm8sz8jk7m
    @user-rm8sz8jk7m 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Primeira vez que vejo esse comediante, muito bom, só chinga que só a porra

  • @edcleycarvalho2036
    @edcleycarvalho2036 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Kkkkkkkkkkk top demais

  • @zefirum4
    @zefirum4 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Quando começou o papo sobre submarino, eu achei que estava no vídeo errado. Mas foi sensacional a ligação. Muito bom

  • @SilvioJCosta
    @SilvioJCosta 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Essas presepadas não são coisas de rico. Rico, rico mesmo, não deve nem saber que gosto tem um café feito só com pó e água. Isso é coisa de pobre premium (isto é, classe média que acha que vai ser atingida pelo imposto sobre grandes fortunas). Pobre metido a besta é que paga caro para ter uma "experiência", que pode ser traduzida como comer mal, pagar caro e ainda sair recomendando o lugar caro e ruim para outros pobres premium.

    • @veronicasoares2341
      @veronicasoares2341 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Perfeito! É exatamente isso! E tem a galera que gosta de pagar caro, mesmo se ferrando .

  • @jhonnysantana207
    @jhonnysantana207 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Esse café com certeza foi no "De Além Mar" kkkkkkkkk

  • @malusantos1399
    @malusantos1399 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Eu amo as sacadas do Matheus hahahaahah 😂

  • @Siderastrea
    @Siderastrea 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Eu faço um pix pra galera de Pernambuco se organizar e resolver esses BO

  • @mariadioga9585
    @mariadioga9585 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Beleza de tour,viva os tubarões

  • @ThaisBretas
    @ThaisBretas 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Deus abençoe a tua consciência di classe Mateus 😅

  • @emilerodrigues89
    @emilerodrigues89 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    kkkkkk teteu, te amo! 😂

  • @marciodinizdasilva
    @marciodinizdasilva 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    heheheheheh, com esse dinheiro faz um submarino... heheheh Excelente fechamento.

  • @maiconbezerra01
    @maiconbezerra01 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    É sucesso

  • @heiderdacb
    @heiderdacb 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Neymar é Sheik Brasileiro ❤

  • @kitutecoelho6469
    @kitutecoelho6469 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Você broca demais. Show!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

  • @MrUrsula1969
    @MrUrsula1969 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ótimo 😂

  • @elianamariacarvalho5013
    @elianamariacarvalho5013 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Kkkk do começo ao fim! Kkkk

  • @gutochaves2513
    @gutochaves2513 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Excelente Professor

  • @cleber1982
    @cleber1982 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Parabéns pelo seu trabalho 👏🏾

  • @jackrangel9023
    @jackrangel9023 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    O café me pegou 😂😂😂

  • @JulianaCardoso-op3ju
    @JulianaCardoso-op3ju 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Privatizar praia aonde.vms.chegar😂😂

  • @santti_luz
    @santti_luz 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    O melhor veiu 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vaniasouza7432
    @vaniasouza7432 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    😂😂😂. Ótimo vídeo.

  • @geo2508
    @geo2508 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sensacional 👏 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaquelinefranca9511
    @jaquelinefranca9511 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Você é sensacional 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @soupatriciasousa
    @soupatriciasousa 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @josianemagalhaes1243
    @josianemagalhaes1243 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Os tubarões....😂😂😂😂 Ótima

  • @palestinalivre
    @palestinalivre 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sensacional!

  • @belzinha4281
    @belzinha4281 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂. Top demais. Ativo as notificações sempre que aparece. Parabéns 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @adrianearaujo2170
    @adrianearaujo2170 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 genial!

  • @fabisouza78
    @fabisouza78 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Maravilhoso como sempre ❤

  • @luciasantana1280
    @luciasantana1280 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mariacristinasilva9437
    @mariacristinasilva9437 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    KKKKKKKKKKK SHOW
    😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂

  • @IbsenWilde
    @IbsenWilde 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Viagem de submarino pra Austrália pra ver os restos de uma embarcação afundada no oceano que tem jacaré de água salgada.

  • @zuluber56
    @zuluber56 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alissoncampos3633
    @alissoncampos3633 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Como pernambucano, me alisto para a missão. E missão dada é missão cumprida.

  • @lucianacardozo8165
    @lucianacardozo8165 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Maravilhoso

  • @hugoluna671
    @hugoluna671 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A gente faz feito carcará! Se o ataque dos "barões" não der certo.
    "Pega, mata e come, Carcará!!'"

  • @joabsantos9417
    @joabsantos9417 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    O brabo!

  • @renatomarques3694
    @renatomarques3694 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Você é foda meu mano.

  • @DinaCaixeta-uy2fn
    @DinaCaixeta-uy2fn 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    CopaMar, TijucaMar, Ipaneymar os lançamentos do Neymar.

  • @heldon182
    @heldon182 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Marcus Felicianus 😂

  • @samarablendacantanhede5323
    @samarablendacantanhede5323 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A fanfic dos bilonário indo nesse submarino pra fugir da justiça so pode ser real kkkk por q nao é possivel man kkk😂😂

  • @auau1miau
    @auau1miau 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ❤😂

  • @marzobsantos
    @marzobsantos 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sou seu fã! Você broca…
    A piada do submarino é muito boa, mas, se ligue, o a área da faixa da praia é área DE marinha, gerenciada pela União, acho que o órgão responsável é a SPU. Ou seja, não é área DA Marinha. Kkkkkk
    Valeu professor! Você é monstruoso! ❤🫶🏽

    • @MATHEUSBUENTE
      @MATHEUSBUENTE  21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Eu fiz essa piada pelas correções nos comentários... kkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @geraldodasilva5123
    @geraldodasilva5123 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    E em determinado momento do dia eles se encontram 😂😂

  • @caladaEUvenceria
    @caladaEUvenceria 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Vindo depois do corte que ouvi no medo e delírio em Brasília! 😊

  • @tomasbarros125
    @tomasbarros125 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Conheci hj seu canal, muito bom e divertido. Parabéns pelo trampo

    • @MATHEUSBUENTE
      @MATHEUSBUENTE  26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Muito obrigado 😁

  • @anavirginiacastro4756
    @anavirginiacastro4756 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    👏

  • @flavionunes8924
    @flavionunes8924 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Poxa, Matheus. Para o Café ficar bom tem de ferver a água junto com o pó.😂😂😂

  • @douglasdesouza1
    @douglasdesouza1 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂 texto foda

  • @hugoluna671
    @hugoluna671 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Conte comigo! O litoral sul nunca mais será o mesmo. -Ney +Mar. Ocupação vai rolar

  • @lisandromelo2636
    @lisandromelo2636 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Fica tranquilo, deixa ele vir a Pernambuco...

  • @sthefanis.9898
    @sthefanis.9898 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Eu torço para o tubarão!!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @manuelaalencar7066
    @manuelaalencar7066 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    O problema de seus vídeos é que acabam rápido! 😉

  • @fabiovbn
    @fabiovbn 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    De Malafaia não sei, mas do Frota...

  • @quartosecretario
    @quartosecretario 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Cadê os vídeos novos, Theu?

  • @raphaelteotonio
    @raphaelteotonio 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Curtida 70!!

    • @pegadinha.
      @pegadinha. 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      90

    • @senhordosdias
      @senhordosdias 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Eita já compram as fazendas do tamanho das capitanias Hereditárias... Se liberarem o litoral... A chibata revolta.

  • @harriethrezende9286
    @harriethrezende9286 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂

  • @marciodinizdasilva
    @marciodinizdasilva 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Boa noite pessoal.

  • @professora6768
    @professora6768 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @enivaloliveira495
    @enivaloliveira495 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Passo vergonha vendo os vídeos desse Matheus, porque fica difícil segurar a rizada onde estou

  • @profbrunolardiao
    @profbrunolardiao 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    so 2L? duas bombona de 50L é facil d+ de arrumar

  • @cirlenesilva9119
    @cirlenesilva9119 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Não dá ideia pra gente!

  • @alekiny
    @alekiny 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    eu vou ter que concordar... todos essas coisas esta começa em SP. ô, vida! Uma preguiça imensa disso.

  • @fabiodesousacastao1744
    @fabiodesousacastao1744 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ótima notícia a do Xandão cortando a cabeça dos pastores e o Flávio Dino as chutando.

  • @erikalbuquerque8746
    @erikalbuquerque8746 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Leva o Helon Musk e filhos do bozo com o Neymar!!

  • @romulomattos5866
    @romulomattos5866 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    *No coador é mais gostoso?*