+Infected Soldier Check back with me in a few months or so, it should at least be in the works by then. I gotta "clean" my hard drive of some unnecsesary stuff befor that, but like i said: a few months ;)
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT! *GULP* IMMA SWALLOW YOU LIKE A GODDAMN CARTOON CHARACTER!!!" That shit literally had me in tears. Roflmao
CALLER: Hi Dr. Ray, Hey Nurse Cheryl. I love the show. You've gotten me through some really spiritual crises in the past. I called one time, and you told me to stop acting like a little kid and grow up. RAY: And did you friend? CALLER: I sure did. I left my mom's house that day, and went out to act like an adult. I committed adultery, and I cheated on my tax returns, which are the fastest ways to feel grown-up. CHERYL: Aww that's so touching we really do make a difference. 👏👏👏 This is why I love Grand Theft Auto. It is absolutely beautiful.
13:54 "I'm happy with my size, beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and I think everyone should be accepted for who they are" "ABSOLITE NONESENSE! Get off my damn show, you screwing up my chakra" And 18:10 😂
Well, I don't know how they did it, but they managed to find a way to include the line "There are no squirrels in my vagina" and provide context for it.
"I eat my crystal" *panting* "The way the ancestors did, by pouring the chemicals STRAIGHT down my damn throat, and sittin' in a steam room. And trust me, I get higher than any you foos. You ain't never been high as me." Has me dying!
@@bobs3489 What does he say right before she says “the public” He asks a question but I don’t know the word he says right after he says “we’re useless”
@@icetrae6137 There's a full transcript of the two episodes of chakra attack, just search for it on the internet if you want to, but according to the transcript he asked her: 'Who are "they"?' refering to the listerners
Bobby June on "bless your heart" in Blaine county has Jock Cranley on as a guest asking about his candidacy in the upcoming election to state Senate. During the show she openly says she'll vote for him and encourages her audience to do the same. At the end of the show it's revealed during an ad that her show was sponsored by Sue Murray (the person running against Jock for senate) lol
Idk. Lazlow has been in every game since gta 3. Sure he hasn't appeared physically in most but he was in fact in the games regardless on radio. Dr. Ray is still pretty new to the games. Although he's incredibly popular.
XD @ 20:40 LOL "..Life is a journey and the wheels have just FLOWN OFF this spiritual hooptie! I am clairvoyant as hell! You know this! But I DID NOT see that coming..."
How did I not know there was a part two? I was always curious if they would have another chakra attack in a future GTA where he talks to or about his dad. This is golden!
I just picture hot much fun this would be to cording in the booth. I can picture both actors an equal distance apart and just acting and screaming at each other laughing and making a bunch of hand gestures. ❤️👌🏼GTA radio talks are the best.
I know dumb things and dumb things know me and therefore dumb things don’t know that I know those things so I know dumb things cuz dumb things is right in front of my face.
I only eat RAW MEAT. If you come back to my show and call me a fraud, ILL EAT YOU RAW, YOU UNDASTAND? ILL CUT YOU OPEN, ILL CUT YOU OPEN, ILL EAT YO THIGH, ILL EAT YO CALVES, ILL EAT YO STOMACH MUSCLES, DEM BABYBACKRIBS, ILL EAT YO NECKBONE - I ONLY. EAT. RAW. YOU UN - STAND?!!Thats some funny stuff right there XD
Is there anything like this in real life I mean this is fantastic but lets say I'm driving down the highway and I can just turn to a certain station and something at least half as cool as this will be playing on the radio
Am I the only person who completely stops what I'm doing and pulls over just to listen to this in gta? 😂
Nope
Whatever car I'm in... I listen to this 1st
I listen to it while I'm just flying around the map in the shamal.
Yas
I do this all the time.
somebody has to animate this
I actually planning to do this when I learn how xDD
+SirrXtreme Did you get around to it ?
+Infected Soldier Check back with me in a few months or so, it should at least be in the works by then. I gotta "clean" my hard drive of some unnecsesary stuff befor that, but like i said: a few months ;)
*****
Haha, that's gonna be a little difficult.. But i'll try and get it out as soon as i can!
YES!!! Somebody should.
...I'm a sleeping baby. I hate it when people say they slept like a baby. Babies sleep like SHIT!!!!
BABIES NEED A TITTY TO SLEEP! 😂
They DO sleep like SHIT! That expresion is a good example of an oxymoron.
Need a titty to get em through the night!!!
14:50
NEED A TITTY TO GET THROUGH THE NIGHT! Sheryl, I'm thinking of yours right now...
This is my favorite show in the game. I listen to it everytime I play the game. Please add more episodes Rockstar!
Me to. It's one of the few radio shows in GTA 5 that never gets old. The other shows get old very fast.
Jonathan Urrutia mine to
i always pull the car over and just sit on the side of the road and listen to it
DON'T YOU GO DISASSPECTIN ' COCONUT WATER!
I think I'm in love with your pic
I’ll disrespect it all I want. Nasty af! 😂😂😂
@@vader.editz.86 Monster!
Time stamp?
That’s in the 1st Episode
being apart of these recording sessions during the game development mustve been painfully hilarious because this is legendary content
Less jibber and more jabber as your lips vibrate together 😂
Who else likes Cheyral's voice
Box Dolphin 👏
She sounds a bit like Selma Blair
Box Dolphin me
her name is Annie Lederman - she has a podcast here on TH-cam! :D
Her voice is sexy as hell and so is the actual women too
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT! *GULP* IMMA SWALLOW YOU LIKE A GODDAMN CARTOON CHARACTER!!!"
That shit literally had me in tears. Roflmao
You like that!? YOU LIKE THAT!? Yeah Dr. Angelo Harris, i do. Sounds fun :)
I DONT COOK SHIT!!!!!
Doesn’t it just
crazy I scrolled down and read this at the exact time it was playing lol
1 AM, we go OOHMM
3 AM, we go OOOHHMMM
5 AM, we go OOOOHHHMMMM
AND WE STILL OHMING
ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
CALLER: Hi Dr. Ray, Hey Nurse Cheryl. I love the show. You've gotten me through some really spiritual crises in the past. I called one time, and you told me to stop acting like a little kid and grow up.
RAY: And did you friend?
CALLER: I sure did. I left my mom's house that day, and went out to act like an adult. I committed adultery, and I cheated on my tax returns, which are the fastest ways to feel grown-up.
CHERYL: Aww that's so touching we really do make a difference.
👏👏👏
This is why I love Grand Theft Auto. It is absolutely beautiful.
"This is why I love Grand Theft Auto. It is absolutely beautiful" Isn't it though? Just a shame they are completly ignoring SP mode because of Online.
is anyone else watching this while going to bed
Bxcaq me now
Same
For a time. Grew on me and I couldn't sleep with it playing, sadly.
Me
Me!!
13:53 ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! GET OFF MY DAMN SHOW!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's rich coming from him!
Have a great day! 13:59
Happiness can suck my fattie🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:54
"I'm happy with my size, beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and I think everyone should be accepted for who they are"
"ABSOLITE NONESENSE! Get off my damn show, you screwing up my chakra"
And 18:10 😂
The guy at 18:10 sounds like Trevor ngl
Two years later and this still isn't old 😂😂
Two years later and this still isn't old 😂😂
@@nave7537 Four years later and this still isn’t old
7yr later and still isnt lol
LOST WEIGHT LIKE A REFUGEE, THATS A CLEANSE
This is nothing but a pure masterpiece
"I mixed hot sauce and lemon juice, until i lost weight like a refugee! THAT'S A CLEANSE!" ahh this killed me
Babies sleep like SHIEEEET.
What part?
Bigga Critta "THEY NEED A TITTY TO SLEEP!" 😂😂
NEED A TITTY TO GET EM THROUGH THE NIGHT
@@jabuscus6475 14:52
Cheryl, I'm thinking about yours right now
YOU DISRESPECTING MY DUALITY?
SgtMays 😂😂😂😂
Yas
Cute fursona
@@hokage1997 Thank you! :)
Degeneracy at its finest
Well, I don't know how they did it, but they managed to find a way to include the line "There are no squirrels in my vagina" and provide context for it.
There are, yes they are sure they are
8:22 “HOLISTIC UP IN THIS MOTHAFUCKA!”😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when Dr. Ray cries I cry, but mine are tears of pure happiness
We need more of these. ASAP.
Yeah hope they make a part 3
Man, this is GOLD.
9:00
“okay, I sure did, *in an ancient style*”
"I eat my crystal" *panting* "The way the ancestors did, by pouring the chemicals STRAIGHT down my damn throat, and sittin' in a steam room. And trust me, I get higher than any you foos. You ain't never been high as me." Has me dying!
This is my favorite radio talk on GTA V
Nicetreday14 The Robloxian Warrior Same!!
18:45 daaddy
Δαρείος DADDYYYYYYYYY
Daddy, that you? DADDY! DADDY!!
I love that.
the only thing I listen to in GTA V, other than Radio Gaga
themaypole What about Beyond Insemination?
That's why you will never solve the mystery
I like this and Bless your heart with Bobby ray lol
what about Roundabout?
@@cedricmiller1319 or LS rock radio in general
"Touch my special place right now"HAHAHAHHAHAHA
"IMMA UMMMMM, IMMA CATCH IT IN MY HAND AND THROW THIS UMMM IN YOUR MOUTH, OPEN YOUR MOUTH" HAHAHAHAHAHA
"OPEN YO' MOUTH NOW!!!"
*Gulp*
He just found his dad but the dad just felt EMBARRASSMENT IN THE PRISON because of his show! Lool!! I love that uuuuuuummmmmmmming while crying.. Rofl
Prascer Afaga 😭 Daddy. Cheryl hold me! Uuuuuuuuuuummmmmm! Uuuuuummmmm! Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh! Uuuuuuhhhhh! Daddyyyyyyyyyy!
4:38
“NO! THE PUBLIC! THE DAMN PUBLIC!”
🤣🤣
So funny
@@bobs3489 What does he say right before she says “the public” He asks a question but I don’t know the word he says right after he says “we’re useless”
@@icetrae6137 There's a full transcript of the two episodes of chakra attack, just search for it on the internet if you want to, but according to the transcript he asked her: 'Who are "they"?' refering to the listerners
Doctor ray deangelo harris is funniest guy i ever heard
God I hope this show comes back in GTA VI
Am I the only one around here who felt sad when his father suddenly dumped him after finding out that he's a DJ.
not really, considering dr. ray really is a bully.
but also no because the entire bit is hilarious.
No, I laughed my ass off.
"You stay away from them dolphins girl, I warned you before.
They have some very sophisticated zen shit going on."
You carve a knife out of a piece of candy. Are you a fool? ARE YOU A DAMN FOOL!?
lol
13:59 "Absolute *NONSENSE!!!* GET OFF MY DAMN SHOW!! YOU'RE SCREWING UP MY CHAK'A!"
Fingers crossed when GTA V gets re-released for the PS5, we get a part 3 of Chakra Attack..please make it happen, Rockstar!
RIP
@@runescp0wn123Rip, indeed. Damn. 🙃 Hopefully GTA 6 will give us another Chakra Attack...hopefully.
Amazing sound quality, thank you man
Can somebody give the time for the 'Absolute NONSENSE! GET OFF MY DAMN SHOW!!'
Ephemeral Enhancement 13:59
18:01
13:15 to 14:35 one of my favorite moments of chakra attack 😂
Geo Hernandez “BBF? What the hells a BBF Sheryl?”
@@captinmb3804 “Sheryl, i said that?”
My parents don't know this, but I'm listening to this on a school night. I'm so cool
This should be a podcast.
2:26 "Than a doctorate from a respected universary..."
Lol I love how he says he only eats raw food then almost immediately talks about eating at a Hibachi grill lol
Bobby June on "bless your heart" in Blaine county has Jock Cranley on as a guest asking about his candidacy in the upcoming election to state Senate. During the show she openly says she'll vote for him and encourages her audience to do the same. At the end of the show it's revealed during an ad that her show was sponsored by Sue Murray (the person running against Jock for senate) lol
18:36
“Same thing! Don’t you correct me in front of my people!!”
“NO THE PUBLIC THE DAMN PUBLIC
"We have done it all by holding up protest signs, wearing tye dyes, and smoking jeeba!" LMFAO!
"HOLISTIC UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKER!"
Caller: "It's mostly bullshit."
Dr. Ray: "What the Hell?"
"Don't you be back talking my coy pond woman", "ABSOLUTE NONSENSE GET OFF MY SHOW !!!" LMFAO
koi*
I hate when people say they slept like a baby. BABIES SLEEP LIKE SHIT. NEED A TITTY TO GET EM THROUGH THE N IG HT.
No, THE PUBLIC! THE DAMN PUBLIC. THIS IS PUBLIC RADIO RIGHT??!!
lol. yup. man NPR gone crazy.
This is still my #1 radio in GTA to this day haha
17:17
PS3 we ohmmmmmm.
PS4 we ohmmmmmm.
PS5 we oHmMMMMM
and we're still ohmmmmmmmmmmmmming!
"HOLISTIC UP IN THIS MOTHAFUCKA!!"
Sometimes i only get on GTA just to drive around and listen to Chakra Attack
Next callAAAAAAAAR!!!
dady?....DAAAADDDYYYY......daaady
Rico Pratama hello son😂😂😂
"im a whole lot wetter then you!" i love that line lol
"...no...the PUBLIC!!! THE DAMN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish they had continued to make these over the course of all these years
God I miss Curb Your Enthusiasm...
JohnCaseyCB It might happen. Don't lose hope. Long Ball Larry won't disappoint us.
lol nicotine gum made from cig butts... so innovative XD
R* will probably show Ray in the next GTA like they did with Lazlow from GTA IV to GTA V
Idk. Lazlow has been in every game since gta 3. Sure he hasn't appeared physically in most but he was in fact in the games regardless on radio. Dr. Ray is still pretty new to the games. Although he's incredibly popular.
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 we need more chackra attack! would be cool if at least this R* manage to include in gta 6
@@jonnevitu4979 only if we meet Cheryl too
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 yes pls
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 I will love to see a "goth hippie"
Life is a journey, and the wheels have just ffffFFFFFFALLEN OFF this spiritual hoopty!
Literally the best thing to be stuck in traffic listening to 😂
I honestly can't wait for the next GTA so I can listen to new talk shows 😂
The Heidi and Frank show klos2 app
My ABSOLUTE favorite thing to listen to
XD @ 20:40 LOL "..Life is a journey and the wheels have just FLOWN OFF this spiritual hooptie! I am clairvoyant as hell! You know this! But I DID NOT see that coming..."
How did I not know there was a part two? I was always curious if they would have another chakra attack in a future GTA where he talks to or about his dad. This is golden!
I'm dying of laughter
we need more radio shows like this
OPEN YA MOUF NOW!
Sheryl: I don't think you'd like mine their really hairy
you gotta pluck girl, you got to pluck lol
@@donntaviusgraves2348 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm about to cry loud on the air......huhuuuuuuhuuuu😩
Life is a jorney and the wheels have just flown off this spiritual hooptie. XD
Rico Pratama (crying) daddy. Sheryl hold me!
*live not loud
I just picture hot much fun this would be to cording in the booth. I can picture both actors an equal distance apart and just acting and screaming at each other laughing and making a bunch of hand gestures. ❤️👌🏼GTA radio talks are the best.
I hate when people say they slept like a baby. *BABIES SLEEP LIKE SHIT!*
Sheryl: you called for mandatory gastrobands for everyone even a little bit bigger then you
Not as good as the original, but still fantastic. I dunno who voices Based God Deangilo Ray but he needs a raise.
J.B Smoove plays as ray
Max Simeck JB Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and We Bought a Zoo.
They’re both really good
You gotta go cold tofu turkey
Duh 😂😂😂
Ive heard this so many times i know it word for word
8:11
LMFAOOOOO bruh I'm done
“I’m a swallow you like a goddamn cartoon character”
ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmaoooo 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆💀💀💀
"I don't care if a woman leaves me, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN RIGHT NOW!!!"
#LiterallyCryingLaughing 😂😂😂
11:23 my favorite part 😂😂😂
"I think everyone should be accepted for who they are."
"ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!"
I know dumb things and dumb things know me and therefore dumb things don’t know that I know those things so I know dumb things cuz dumb things is right in front of my face.
The tangent starting at 4:14 is priceless.
Idk why but out of all of it, him talking about the t.v. and yelling, sittin on legs, ended up being the funniest part for me.
I only eat RAW MEAT. If you come back to my show and call me a fraud, ILL EAT YOU RAW, YOU UNDASTAND? ILL CUT YOU OPEN, ILL CUT YOU OPEN, ILL EAT YO THIGH, ILL EAT YO CALVES, ILL EAT YO STOMACH MUSCLES, DEM BABYBACKRIBS, ILL EAT YO NECKBONE - I ONLY. EAT. RAW. YOU UN - STAND?!!Thats some funny stuff right there XD
ill swallow you like a god damn cartoon character!!!
michaelcaine 254 I don't cook SHIT!
They gotta make a Animation of This!!!!!!!!! I demand one
Ray: "Open your mouth. OPEN YOUR MOUTH NOW!"
Cheryl: "Okay!"
I think he wanted to put something in her mouth, it wasn't an OMMM.
20:15 and 18:24 Is the funnest part.
"Daddy that you..??!!???".....finally 😂😂😂😂😂
they need 2 make new ones every week
18:44 is the best part when his dad calls in.
Fuckin woke my parents up from laughing 😂😂😂
With this being J.B. Smoove, all I picture is Frank the Plant from The Harley Quinn animated show talking behind the mic.
Chakra Attack: December 10, 1984.
ChatterSphere: November 4, 1986.
The Fernando Show: December 22, 2002.
Chakra Attack 2: December 10, 2014.
Henry Romero ?
Is there anything like this in real life I mean this is fantastic but lets say I'm driving down the highway and I can just turn to a certain station and something at least half as cool as this will be playing on the radio
The Heidi and Frank show KLOS2 app .......trust you'll fall in love a morning show here in Los Angeles
He said he’s from a respected universary 😂
3:08-3:47 1 of my favorite parts