@@JKLeedsfirst time playing Dark Souls and i got the weapon. I liked how it looked so i immediately wanted to use it without even knowing how broken it is. After seeing the first half of your video i was thinking it was a bad weapon then i saw the damage and was amazed. I grinded the levels to wield it and now im stuck on O&S. Have been for a long time and thats actually where i grinded
So brave of you to commit to such a difficult run. Can't imagine the pain of having to hit a boss 4 to 5 times. Certainly 100s of hours well spent for such a glorious worlds first.
I remember my first playthrough of Dark Souls 1. I was fresh off beating Dark Souls 1 3 and in that game the black knight halbard does actually good damage, so when I got it in Dark Souls 1 I could not believe I was fooled so thoroughly. Thank you for spreading awareness of the worst weapon in the game!
back in the day when i used to play pvp with friends, whenever we saw the BKH we immediately stripped nekkid, one because fast rolls are so OP against it, but two, it was so fecking funny to just roll rings round the invader til they either left or changed weapon, it was such a joke
No, probably not enough skill or luck. If not for instraybility frames, lucky RNG and special cheese strats that few can pull off, this run would've been impossible. Try something easier like firebombs or immolation, the easy mode of DS1.
As a fellow Brit, you’re doing our country an absolute service not only with your display of skill, patience and unwavering fortitude - but also the script’s execution of sarcasm is world class 🤣 quality content
Im genuinly amazed at the speed you pump these out. I watch these at night to relax and the puns keep me from falling asleep but instead send me spiraling down into depression. Please keep on going. Your content is top notch.
This was one hell of a video for somebody with a few hundred hours in DS1 alone and who has never watched you before. It took me a good five minutes to realize you were serious and I'm so glad I've never used the BK Halberd. I have used the UGS before so I thought all the BK weapons were good. You have saved me from a long and arduous run with this video. Take my subscription for saving me so much pain. OK, dropping the kayfabe. This was beautiful and I'm so glad I decided to look you up from DoomWolf's DS2 OHKO video.
you might never know how to use bow correctly, you don't need arrow to use the bow, instead just shoot with the air to make it effective, or use bow as a melee weapon, it's busted.
I know this is a very unironic retelling of the hardest run in the history of Dark: Souls One, but this is bringing me back to the ancient times. When my friend who attempted this very strategy and very ironically complained at how hard it was. All while I was living on easy street with my overpowered Morningstar. I just stayed in the very unlaggy Blight Town for days just as a prank to make him feel good about himself.
The luck you got on Bed of Chaos is insane. You got just the right RNG on the boss moves on the core phase to pull off decent damage despite your weapon dragging you down.
I’ve seen you do some insane runs, but this? Absolutely mad. The second I saw what weapon you were using, I asked myself, “Surely the halberd is required to get the better weapon?” but here you are, using a joke weapon to beat the hardest game ever. Top tier stuff.
I appreciate the fact that even though Priscilla was impossible from the beginning, you took time to show how to grab the peculiar doll. Serious gaming
Sadly, the masterfully performed centipede demon cheese at 16:34 was patched. Now it only works with flip ring and kalameet ring equiped - which is the true effect of kalameet ring only discovered recently. Still mad respect for undergoing this tortue.
Oh, so you have to take off the FaP ring to do the cheese? That sucks, I was really hoping to be able to do this in NG, not NG+. I guess that's just how Miyazaki (im)balances the game. How am I even going to beat this boss and get to NG+ in the first place!? He's mandatory!
My second paythrough, I did this challenge run. It was so horrible that my will to enjoy life died and I became addicted to the torture of halberds that I did a similar run in DS2. I think I need help!
I HATE the bkh! I somehow got it on my first run and thought it was a good idea to use it. But luckily I soon after got the drake sword which carried me all the way through the rest of the game. Glad I didn't have to put up with the shitty halberd for long!
I cant believe you can beat Dark Souls with so many restrictions! Thank you for making this, I tried the run myself but couldn't beat the boss called title screen :(
You never mentioned the crazy quirks the other bk weapons had, like how the sword does only 1 damage no matter the upgrade, the ultra greatsword has C strength C dex scaling (Crap, Crap), and the greataxe can't be got until you beat gwyn 8 times with your eyes closed. Honestly, how could the devs make such an oversight?
This man is a god-tier masochist. Why someone would inflict themselves to the utter mind-numbing torture of a Black Knight Halberd run baffles me. Like, you could've done 47 naked, SL 1, broken straight sword runs instead and had an actual good time. Hopefully this video does well enough to pay for all the therapy sessions you'll need from the PTSD this run has caused you.
man I've watched some what I then considered to be brutal souls challenge runs; soul level one runs, zerolenny's broken sword runs, happy hob's ds1-ds3 back-to-back no hit runs. however, having just witnessed what you achieved here I can confidently say that nothing I've ever seen before compares to this in terms of the sheer willpower, dedication and skill needed to pull off. hats off to you JK Leeds!
The sarcasm is so palpable in this, it’s sardonicism: “Carl, will you give me a hand, we need to get Shake to a hospital. Sure, I’ll do that. Carl? Are you being sarcastic? No… I’m not…” - Aqua Teen - Super Bowl
I did this same run with a fully upgraded magic halbert. I even summoned the guy who helps you fight pinwheel. I killed pinwheel before the guy could even get inside the boss room
Bonus points to anyone who's reminded of both a teacher from your past AND someone you woke up next to one morning without remembering how, double bonus points and a Toblerone if at this point you're still only remembering one person.
I tried that centipede demon strat and it worked like a charm thanks for the guide on using this awful weapon. I've been needing a way to challenge myself in dark souls again. Keep up the "challenge runs" or whatever these are called.
I remember my first play through using the dark knight halberd without guides, I thought the game was pretty easy until I got to those anor londo archers. It only took like 5 hours running up those toberlone shaped, handguard lacking, humanity stealing, buttresses.
I would've never thought that someone could pull this off. This makes the God Run look like a cakewalk. But honestly, i'm in a really bad state for a while now and your video was one of the few that made me laugh throughout, so thanks a lot for brighten my day ❤ Also, using Power Within before killing Bed of Chaos killed me 😂
I can't believe you pulled this off, all those years of training really shone through
Baron ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗❗❗❗
Thanks man, my wife was watching me do it and she said it looked more painful than child birth
Yes, I can confirm that watching him doing this run was more painful than child birth…
@sailingsentialChosen undead
@@imestonian2109nah, it's a hunter
I'll admit, when I clicked on this I didn't see this one coming. The narration makes this so creative, great video!
Yeah this was certainly one of the challenge runs of all time. Glad you liked it, fellow Souls TH-cam person 🤜🤛
Now you're married
The puns, man. The puns!
@@JKLeedsfirst time playing Dark Souls and i got the weapon. I liked how it looked so i immediately wanted to use it without even knowing how broken it is. After seeing the first half of your video i was thinking it was a bad weapon then i saw the damage and was amazed. I grinded the levels to wield it and now im stuck on O&S. Have been for a long time and thats actually where i grinded
20% drop rate? That's insane. I'm surprised you didn't just quit there and go for something easier like the Channelers Trident.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Don't know why I'm laughing so much.
@@bobbywalker2980 because you have the Knights Honor achievement?
omg don't remind me farming for that trident... or the titanite catch pole -.-
@@ballisticthreat farming for that fork is the worst part of the knights honor achievement, beating out having to kill Sif thrice.
I always forget that crossbreed priscilla is immune to bkh damage. I soent hours wondering why she wouldn't go visible
That's cap ? I killed her with it ?
@@bobbywalker2980the joke understander is finally here
@@bobbywalker2980 hacks
@@bobbywalker2980i think it was a joke about how Priscilla is too adorable to kill
@@bobbywalker298017:30 Bro didn't get the joke 💀💀🤡🤡💀💀
You know, People keep calling the ceaseless fall cheese but I'm pretty sure that's the intended way to kill it for melee builds.
Awesome pfp!
It's also very clearly coded in. No AI abuse or whatever it is CD falling to his death just like iron golem can be knocked off
Miyazaki confirmed that it was intended
@@glitchtabbyit’s how I killed him my first playthrough, first try too. Laughed my ass off
@@glitchtabbyWhy would someone even argue against it being intended. Like an intern slipped and accidentally coded in a whole animation for it lmao
I once attempted a Petrus cosplay run with unupgraded weapon and shield plus trash spells. It made me hate the fat twonk even more.
Sounds awful. I'm sorry for your suffering
@@JKLeeds Why should he be the only one suffering you should do it to 😈
“By the lords! You damned fool! FeEl ThE wRaTh Of ThE gOdS!”
@@ratgameing8307up
"Feel the dry fart of Force".
This shear level of sarcasm has never before been achieved.
Perfect timing on the release for this one. Made my evening ❤
Crossed over into sardonicism quite well.
Sheer*
So brave of you to commit to such a difficult run. Can't imagine the pain of having to hit a boss 4 to 5 times. Certainly 100s of hours well spent for such a glorious worlds first.
I remember my first playthrough of Dark Souls 1. I was fresh off beating Dark Souls 1 3 and in that game the black knight halbard does actually good damage, so when I got it in Dark Souls 1 I could not believe I was fooled so thoroughly. Thank you for spreading awareness of the worst weapon in the game!
back in the day when i used to play pvp with friends, whenever we saw the BKH we immediately stripped nekkid, one because fast rolls are so OP against it, but two, it was so fecking funny to just roll rings round the invader til they either left or changed weapon, it was such a joke
can i beat dark souls 1 with a +5 black knight halberd and a fully maxxed character!?
I don't know....can you?
@@JKLeeds erm sorry, MAY i beat dark souls 1 with a +5 black knight halberd and a fully maxxed character?
Yes you may. I shall allow you to
Holy shit i actually predicted it lmao
No, probably not enough skill or luck. If not for instraybility frames, lucky RNG and special cheese strats that few can pull off, this run would've been impossible. Try something easier like firebombs or immolation, the easy mode of DS1.
The Ultimate April Fools Video. The fact that it's not released on April Fools day just makes it an even better April Fools prank.
Never let them know your next move, releasing a april fools video on Nov 2 is like playing 4d chess.
As a fellow Brit, you’re doing our country an absolute service not only with your display of skill, patience and unwavering fortitude - but also the script’s execution of sarcasm is world class 🤣 quality content
The rapid "just like our damage has fall-" after ceaseless had me laughing a bit too hard
That joke was worth the 15 minute buildup
Im genuinly amazed at the speed you pump these out. I watch these at night to relax and the puns keep me from falling asleep but instead send me spiraling down into depression. Please keep on going. Your content is top notch.
0:19 Ah yes, the notoriously hard Dark Souls I series
This was one hell of a video for somebody with a few hundred hours in DS1 alone and who has never watched you before.
It took me a good five minutes to realize you were serious and I'm so glad I've never used the BK Halberd. I have used the UGS before so I thought all the BK weapons were good. You have saved me from a long and arduous run with this video. Take my subscription for saving me so much pain.
OK, dropping the kayfabe. This was beautiful and I'm so glad I decided to look you up from DoomWolf's DS2 OHKO video.
Always gotta keep the kayfabe, brother. Keeps the videos "too sweet"
This challenge would’ve killed me, you didn’t even use the best weapon… THE BROKEN SWORD!😵💫
Yeah that thing is busted
you might never know how to use bow correctly, you don't need arrow to use the bow, instead just shoot with the air to make it effective, or use bow as a melee weapon, it's busted.
I just got the black knight halberd drop and I almost used it. Thank you so much for saving me from this nightmare🙏
I know this is a very unironic retelling of the hardest run in the history of Dark: Souls One, but this is bringing me back to the ancient times.
When my friend who attempted this very strategy and very ironically complained at how hard it was. All while I was living on easy street with my overpowered Morningstar. I just stayed in the very unlaggy Blight Town for days just as a prank to make him feel good about himself.
I saw a family of 4 vreer off of a cliff and couldnt help but see it as a metaphor for how the damage for this weapon dropped off
The luck you got on Bed of Chaos is insane. You got just the right RNG on the boss moves on the core phase to pull off decent damage despite your weapon dragging you down.
Thank you for taking one for the team and letting us know of this horror, your sacrifice wont be forgotten :(
I’ve seen you do some insane runs, but this? Absolutely mad. The second I saw what weapon you were using, I asked myself, “Surely the halberd is required to get the better weapon?” but here you are, using a joke weapon to beat the hardest game ever. Top tier stuff.
I appreciate the fact that even though Priscilla was impossible from the beginning, you took time to show how to grab the peculiar doll. Serious gaming
It's just beating dark souls normally, isn't it?
Yes....if by beating you mean smashing the disc with a baseball bat for 10 minutes
@@JKLeeds Is there any other way of really beating it?
You should have used your fists there are millions times batter
Bro is summoning Baron's castle
Spoken like someone who didn't watch the video
Sadly, the masterfully performed centipede demon cheese at 16:34 was patched. Now it only works with flip ring and kalameet ring equiped - which is the true effect of kalameet ring only discovered recently. Still mad respect for undergoing this tortue.
Oh, so you have to take off the FaP ring to do the cheese? That sucks, I was really hoping to be able to do this in NG, not NG+. I guess that's just how Miyazaki (im)balances the game. How am I even going to beat this boss and get to NG+ in the first place!? He's mandatory!
@@Eric_The_Clericyou can get a second fap ring from the crow at the asylum
You breezed through this challenge like it was nothing! I could only hope to have skill like yours one day!
This was truly the Toblerone eating contest of all time
6:14 me whenever I play a randomizer, come across shops with stupid amount of souls for cheap and promise myself to use them responsibly
Dude I'm crying laughing at the whole sequence of the "instability damage"
Love your videos Im glad you showed up on my home page!
My second paythrough, I did this challenge run. It was so horrible that my will to enjoy life died and I became addicted to the torture of halberds that I did a similar run in DS2. I think I need help!
I HATE the bkh! I somehow got it on my first run and thought it was a good idea to use it. But luckily I soon after got the drake sword which carried me all the way through the rest of the game. Glad I didn't have to put up with the shitty halberd for long!
I like that even when he's playing a character, he still includes the dad jokes
I cant believe you can beat Dark Souls with so many restrictions! Thank you for making this, I tried the run myself but couldn't beat the boss called title screen :(
I can't believe you didn't dupe the Twinkling Titanites, a Haldberd only run is masochistic enough without having to *farm* the upgrade materials. 😂
You never mentioned the crazy quirks the other bk weapons had, like how the sword does only 1 damage no matter the upgrade, the ultra greatsword has C strength C dex scaling (Crap, Crap), and the greataxe can't be got until you beat gwyn 8 times with your eyes closed. Honestly, how could the devs make such an oversight?
honestly the biggest oversight that's not a joke is how the black knights have a stumble animation for missing attacks yet the player does not
This man is a god-tier masochist. Why someone would inflict themselves to the utter mind-numbing torture of a Black Knight Halberd run baffles me. Like, you could've done 47 naked, SL 1, broken straight sword runs instead and had an actual good time. Hopefully this video does well enough to pay for all the therapy sessions you'll need from the PTSD this run has caused you.
Your commitment to the bit is commendable 👏
Oh and thank god for instability damage!
This is the kind content im on the internet for. God tier. Thank you for making this! I loved it, definitely earned my sub. Nice to Kala-meet ya!
man I've watched some what I then considered to be brutal souls challenge runs; soul level one runs, zerolenny's broken sword runs, happy hob's ds1-ds3 back-to-back no hit runs. however, having just witnessed what you achieved here I can confidently say that nothing I've ever seen before compares to this in terms of the sheer willpower, dedication and skill needed to pull off. hats off to you JK Leeds!
TH-cam says this is Dark Souls 2. This challenge is so immense, it couldn't even fit only one game according to the algorithm
The sarcasm is so palpable in this, it’s sardonicism:
“Carl, will you give me a hand, we need to get Shake to a hospital.
Sure, I’ll do that.
Carl? Are you being sarcastic?
No… I’m not…” - Aqua Teen - Super Bowl
"Vaping Dragon - because he got smoked" will live in my head forever now
Mr Leeds i know this is a very delayed congratulations but congratulations on becoming a Dad!
Having a kid is not as impressive as completing this run. I'm amazed he didn't offer up his son to Miyazaki in order to finish it.
@@elnombre91 Hah that's true
I can’t believe I fell for it until after you soul duped, I was like “ I could’ve sworn it was deemed the best weapon in the game”
Don't swear.
@@Bobwenthewen Don't be alarmist, they just said they could have. is that such a terrible thing?
I was sort of stony-faced at first, but by the time of the plunging attack on Frampt I was laughing out loud.
That David Hasselhoff comment legit got a good laugh out of me, subscribed mate thanks for that
legendary run, I can't believe it's possible... something is impossible until it's done
Truly one of the most Dark Souls 1 Challenge Runs ever!
The only scaling damage was the emotional damage over time as this terrible weapon dragged this out so much. My condolences and my upvote to you, sir.
Me when my professor asks how busy has our week been and if we could handle another assignment:
literally an out of season April fools joke
The mans single handedly redefined what it means to “challenge run” 🙏
This man needs to get hired as a gaming journalist ASAP
I did this same run with a fully upgraded magic halbert. I even summoned the guy who helps you fight pinwheel. I killed pinwheel before the guy could even get inside the boss room
Its sad that it took me 5 minutes into the video to realize this was a parody 💀.
Bonus points to anyone who's reminded of both a teacher from your past AND someone you woke up next to one morning without remembering how, double bonus points and a Toblerone if at this point you're still only remembering one person.
POV: Average Game Reviewer
I can't believe no-one has showed this Centipede Demon glitch before.
Thank you for not being like all those FAKE challenge runners!
Best challenge run I've watched in a long time!
I'm actually surprised this was not released in April 1st.
Yeah, the BKH is probably the worst weapon in the game; kudos for completing a run with it, I myself would rather use the broken straight sword.
Particularly against Slave Knight Gael in the Church in Dark Souls III; hours of struggle…
I found Dark Souls so difficult, that by the time I finally beat it, the end screen said Dark Souls 3.
Who knew the weapon would be a Toblerone 3:56
I'm surprised the comments aren't filled with confusion to your sarcasm 😂 British people love their sarcasm. It makes me happy. Insta subscribe!
5:55
Fun fact- my first walkthrough finished with BKH
02:44 "he did drop the weapon" i was just wondering how would you beat the game with a Blue Titanite Chunk
You know it’s not April 1st, right?
I am far too trusting, and started to doubt everything I thought I knew for about five minutes before getting my head back on straight.
First video of yours ive seen and during my wake and bake joint 💨 did not disappoint you're a funny guy! fuckin algorithm gets it right for once
I've seen some hard DS challenge runs in my time but this was unbelievable... how u managed to complete this run is amazing.
ng+7, nohit, sl1, thorns armor only?
Who knows
@@JKLeeds I'm excited now
No mercy
Damn, I had to re-check every 2 minutes that the video was or wasn't released on 1st April. Well done!
Dear god. "Bark Souls" would be hell. Every enemy is a dog.
Drinking challenge: Take a shot every time he says 'Our damage has dropped off'
His sons first words being “git gud” 😂
it surprisingly took me a few solid minutes to realize this was satire, nice video my friend!
I tried that centipede demon strat and it worked like a charm thanks for the guide on using this awful weapon. I've been needing a way to challenge myself in dark souls again. Keep up the "challenge runs" or whatever these are called.
2:12 ah yes...i remember playing it on switch so no savestates. Dude single handedly taught me to speedrun the beginning of the game
My dude pulled off the fabled R4 attack. That's impressive af.
took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize what was happening
"Bow shoots down Kalameet with his great Gough." 😂
There is one challenge run that is even harder.
Use the absolutely powerless Dark Bead sorcery.
This truly is the Dark Souls 1 of Dark Souls 1 challenges.
honestly, i was really confused at first.
all made sense when i saw how hard the gargoyle battle was
Blind people: Wow this guy must be really lucky and expierienced at the game
Deaf people: I thought this was a challenge run
Genuinely hilarious narration. Well done mate
Thanks for showing us this awful weapon, so that none of us may use it and be handicapped.
“Can you beat Dark Souls’ worst challenge run ever?”
Alright, first step, cheating.
This challenge run was so tough I just had to drop a like, much like how the damage of the halberd dropped off
Now I understand why Germany's abbreviation is DE.
I never would have thought this run could be done. Respect for pulling it off. You are a Legend. Toblerone.
I remember my first play through using the dark knight halberd without guides, I thought the game was pretty easy until I got to those anor londo archers. It only took like 5 hours running up those toberlone shaped, handguard lacking, humanity stealing, buttresses.
This feels like fighting game players talking about their mains
The Dark Souls 1 series has never seen such a challenger as you. I tip my hat to you for your bravery and courage.
Awesome Vid!
Thank You very much for Your Work! Greetings from Germany
1:22 I know that guy. It's the guy who once scammed me. He promised me free toblerone but never delivered
Holy shit that was so funny dude i’m definitely subscribing
I'm honestly not even sure how you did that. Such artistry, such skill. You're truly in a league of your own.
Was duped into taking this weapon on my first play through. WORST EXPERIENCE EVER. It took me nearly 1 try to beat Ornstein and Smough 😢
I would've never thought that someone could pull this off. This makes the God Run look like a cakewalk.
But honestly, i'm in a really bad state for a while now and your video was one of the few that made me laugh throughout, so thanks a lot for brighten my day ❤
Also, using Power Within before killing Bed of Chaos killed me 😂