"This footage is unedited, and unchanged. What you`ve seen, is real, what your watching is probably not apropriate, if you are elderly, or pregnatly, or Bruce Lee, or Jason Lee..or Stan Lee..." Laughed my head off XD
Toby: Some things you should do. 1. Make flint and tinder. Takes one iron ingot and one flint. 2. Make fire with flint and tinder. 3. Q-through all unneeded objects into fire. Instant deletion. Also: Whenever trying to build on the side of a block you're currently standing on, hold shift. While holding shift, you can't fall off any ledges or cliffs, unless you let go of shift or jump.
toby says "yea you better go to your room guild master, you left the door open, what were you born in a barn?!" then he goes and closes the door he left open lol you're awesome toby
Things I think Toby forgotten: 1- that iron is worth a ton of gold, 2- that he started the fire in the castle, probably causing more damage than the invasion, 3- to put all his stuff in a chest, set a waypoint, and jump into the mysterious mineshafts that the demons make
The Tobuscus Tunnel System (noun): A series of tunnels under the surface. Usually starts with a main stairwell all the way to the void. Once there, multiple tunnels will branch outwards from the main stairwell.
"Go to your room and think about what you did. You left the door open. What, were you born in a barn?" *Closes the door he left open a minute earlier Good timing with the irony.
He needs 64 wood to repair the guild. He has most of the wood he needs, but just makes wood planks, which he doesn't need. This sense that doesn't make hurts my brain.
yes you need to go into the login screen and hit force update and if you just download them they arent already installed you have to extract certain ones into the jar unless that is whatch you ment by download sorry for my bad spelling
Omg haha right after Toby sneezed, I paused the video and all I hear was, "Fuh-" haha.. Glad I unpaused it. "Fox!" :3 You blessed my face the other day so today, I Bless your face, Toby! -3
Toby: Ya thats right, you go to your room, you left the door open, what do you live in a barn? *closes the door *turns around and closes the door that he had left open
4:16 Toby: That's implying I actually have something on television. Me: Uh, Toby my love. Yes you were on television, something with Fox News or Opera or something. How do I remember this from you talking about it and you don't even remember it happened? thumbs so Toby can see this.
idk if anyone else feels this way... but the voice he does whenever he's talking about wheat is my favorite voice he does XD its so funny lol. king of the hill Ftw
If he wants a mod for the arrows there is a mod for that. it gives you fire arrows, lightening arrows, tnt arrows and arrows that fire chickens and turn mobs into chickens and a homing bow that locks on to the nearest mob.
6:41 I see Toby mining obsidian, skip ahead a few seconds 7:06 Skipped ahead only to find Toby saying, "A-CHE-HI-DEU-UH! EEEEUUUH! FOX!" Skip back to 6:39 to see what the heck just happened.
Gangsters back in the 16th century: I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIP BRETHREN! Gangsters now: I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT BRO! A common misuse of the word "ship" over the past few centuries
the entire episode i thought it was named PORTAL DUCK so I was eagerly waiting for a duck to jump into the portal or anything else related to a duck!! When the video ended i re-read the title and felt very very silly :D
I need to ask you 1 thing Toby where can i find that amazing skin that your friend assassin has??? (The old man skin) please answer me and 1 more thing your videos are amazing, you have a new subscriber :)
Infant Baby David Duchovny... Screaming Fox after a sneeze... Can anyone else see the X Files references that Toby has no idea he made? haha Maybe his brain has been taken over by aliens.
guild master: we need 64 wood to repar the guild toby: ok guild master let go get some wood *goes into house after geting distracted and turns all his wood into planks* me: *facepalm*
Bless your face Toby
I can't wait for the next episode. Toby with explosive arrow = epic
cubfan135 nice
"This footage is unedited, and unchanged. What you`ve seen, is real, what your watching is probably not apropriate, if you are elderly, or pregnatly, or Bruce Lee, or Jason Lee..or Stan Lee..."
Laughed my head off XD
Toby: Some things you should do.
1. Make flint and tinder. Takes one iron ingot and one flint.
2. Make fire with flint and tinder.
3. Q-through all unneeded objects into fire. Instant deletion.
Also:
Whenever trying to build on the side of a block you're currently standing on, hold shift.
While holding shift, you can't fall off any ledges or cliffs, unless you let go of shift or jump.
toby says "yea you better go to your room guild master, you left the door open, what were you born in a barn?!"
then he goes and closes the door he left open lol you're awesome toby
The guild master is just jumping for joy, he loves those stairs! He was running up and down them the whole time Toby was in there!
At 9:40 Guild Masterbuscus pulls a Batman and silently kills a creeper. Awesome. He is the hero that Minecraft deserves but doesn't need.
Things I think Toby forgotten: 1- that iron is worth a ton of gold, 2- that he started the fire in the castle, probably causing more damage than the invasion, 3- to put all his stuff in a chest, set a waypoint, and jump into the mysterious mineshafts that the demons make
The Tobuscus Tunnel System (noun): A series of tunnels under the surface. Usually starts with a main stairwell all the way to the void. Once there, multiple tunnels will branch outwards from the main stairwell.
ahhh toby, I love how you somehow manage to keep your commentary G-rated...
well PG, because of that Pocket Pool reference
"you didn't close the door! were you born in a barn?" *closes the door guildmaster left open* then *closes the door he left open* lol xD
i need a sign that says ,welcome to my home ladies, dungeon is down and to the right.
think this is the first toby video i've sneezed while watching, and i've seen about 200 now, well i've finally been blessed aha
"He looks like a Nymphant..." Toby's brain kicks in; que hilarious awkward ramblings :)
"Go to your room and think about what you did. You left the door open. What, were you born in a barn?" *Closes the door he left open a minute earlier
Good timing with the irony.
3:08 I don't know about anyone else, but seeing the Guild Master just staring in made me laugh so much.
Guild Master: I'm Having A Swell Day!
Toby: Guild Master, Look!
Guild Master: OH GOD.
I love how he says that "you fake it till you make it" about being on television and then later he's actually on television
Thank you Toby for the awesome videos! You sir are a true inspiration!
Loved this episode for just tobys rambles soo good
"You left the door open, were you born in a barn?" While toby looks round to see he had forgot to close his door as well.
"Now we could rebuild the gui-ld..." Lmao! I love that part for some reason!!
Hahahahaha....."im going to rob a bank" haha that part was amazing...you must have so fun with all your personalities @tobygames !! =D
At 7:03 Bless your face Tobuscus
152 episodes in minecraft and I finally sneezed I bless Toby and myself
He needs 64 wood to repair the guild. He has most of the wood he needs, but just makes wood planks, which he doesn't need. This sense that doesn't make hurts my brain.
yes you need to go into the login screen and hit force update and if you just download them they arent already installed you have to extract certain ones into the jar unless that is whatch you ment by download sorry for my bad spelling
OH MY GOSH! I SNEEZED IN THIS VIDEO...3 TIMES!! OMG..THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! I LOVE YOU TOBY!
It took weeks but i cought up. I spent hours upon hours trying to catch up to this video...LIFE WELL SPENT
7:49 the guy standing at the door made me think the door had eyes. Gave me a mini heart attack.
the guildmaster heals him
tries to keep him alive until he fixes the guild....1000 episodes from now
toby if you shift click when you see your inventory it makes moving your items easier sometimes! just wanted to let you know
Omg haha right after Toby sneezed, I paused the video and all I hear was, "Fuh-" haha.. Glad I unpaused it. "Fox!" :3 You blessed my face the other day so today, I Bless your face, Toby! -3
Toby: Ya thats right, you go to your room, you left the door open, what do you live in a barn?
*closes the door
*turns around and closes the door that he had left open
2:54 OMG right when he said that there was an airplane flying outside his window, an airplane flew over my house! kinda creepy how that worked out ...
I accidentally started this video and the Rayman 9 video at the same time. The "HELLO ONCE AGAIN AUDIENCE" was the EXACT freaking same!
4:16
Toby: That's implying I actually have something on television.
Me: Uh, Toby my love. Yes you were on television, something with Fox News or Opera or something. How do I remember this from you talking about it and you don't even remember it happened?
thumbs so Toby can see this.
idk if anyone else feels this way... but the voice he does whenever he's talking about wheat is my favorite voice he does XD its so funny lol. king of the hill Ftw
"This portal may not be high enough...
I'm going to try and light it on fire!"
Hm, seems like Toby and I have similar attention spans...
I love the way the castle is in pieces after the fire XD
The first Minecraft video was uploaded on my birthday and I was the happiest teenager alive that day.
If he wants a mod for the arrows there is a mod for that. it gives you fire arrows, lightening arrows, tnt arrows and arrows that fire chickens and turn mobs into chickens and a homing bow that locks on to the nearest mob.
he makes guildmaster feel bad about leaving the door opened,yet he leaves the door open behind him 3:22
The Guild Master came in to your house like a cop. He even went to investigate HunterBuscus's room.
Omg.... I finally sneezed during one of his videos! My life... is now complete.
"you left the door open what were you raised in a barn" *goes back and shuts his door* xD
BLESS YOU AGAIN TOBY! sheesh your sneezing a lot
Dear Toby, Most of the damage done to the castle is because of you because you lit it on fire! Nice one!
Right when you said shut up airplane I had an airplane outside too
i love how toby refers to stan lee then just transitions to stanley kubric :D
Looking at his house from the dock cracks me up every damn tmime
Toby sneezed during this video, bless you
Talk about timing, as soon as he sneezed it went to an ad
Toby was right in the middle of the evil laugh when... My computer froze. GODDANGIT!!!
"you left the door open, were you born in a barn?" *as Toby closes door that HE HIMSELF left open*
6:41 I see Toby mining obsidian, skip ahead a few seconds
7:06 Skipped ahead only to find Toby saying, "A-CHE-HI-DEU-UH! EEEEUUUH! FOX!"
Skip back to 6:39 to see what the heck just happened.
Gangsters back in the 16th century: I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIP BRETHREN!
Gangsters now: I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT BRO!
A common misuse of the word "ship" over the past few centuries
"You left the door open were you born in a barn" *realizes he left his other door open and goes to shut it*
OMG that scene on the first 10 seconds made me laugh sooooo much, ahaha that voice XD
Toby, you sneezed during this video. Bless you.
"you left the door open were you born in a barn?!"
*goes and shuts the door he left open ;)
Yo Toby, just as an suggestion, I would learn how to forge some cobblestone stairs, they'd save more room and are more efficient.
7:05 BLESS YOU TOBY YESS
It's pretty ironic that the guild probably got less harmed by the enemy than by tobys fire..
guild master leaves the door open = born in a barn, yet Toby did the same thing first
~Toby logic
Did anyone else find it hilarious when toby jumped down on "Georgie", and Georgie booked it?
when he sneezed and said fox i laughed so hard that snot blew out of my nose just like toby
I hope he realizes that if he rebuilds the guild his house will be gone .
7:06 your sneeze is super cute :3
Finally we can return the favor to you Toby. Bless your Face
Toby: *sneezes
Me: bless your face, if you sneezed during this video, bless you. Peace off!
I just realized... if toby never fixes the guild... he shall be invincible!!!!
the entire episode i thought it was named PORTAL DUCK so I was eagerly waiting for a duck to jump into the portal or anything else related to a duck!! When the video ended i re-read the title and felt very very silly :D
"HOLD YOUR HORSES" *puts picture of horse on phone* *clutches phone*
BLESS YOU FOREVER TOBY TOBUSCUS TURNER
If Marvel/Stan Lee were a religion, I'd go to church every week.
I watch Toby videos while surfing facebook and he sneezed, so without thinking i said out loud bless you. lol
I need to ask you 1 thing Toby where can i find that amazing skin that your friend assassin has??? (The old man skin) please answer me and 1 more thing your videos are amazing, you have a new subscriber :)
Everytime he opened his chest I was like... Toby, diamonds. Diamonds, Toby. TOBY DIAMONDS!!
8:19 OMG its Hank Hill... that's seriously amazing...
Infant Baby David Duchovny... Screaming Fox after a sneeze... Can anyone else see the X Files references that Toby has no idea he made? haha Maybe his brain has been taken over by aliens.
BLESS YOUR FACE TOBY!! ... because you sneezed during this video... BOOP!
you sneezed during this video, bless you!!!
guild master: we need 64 wood to repar the guild
toby: ok guild master let go get some wood
*goes into house after geting distracted and turns all his wood into planks*
me: *facepalm*
I totally thought that when he was lighting the portal he was going to accidentally light his dock and/or self on fire! LOL
My god, I sneezed in the same video as Toby...........my life is complete!!
I love his voice when he talks about wheat
Love how when he sneezes he makes minecraft-buscus sneeze too hahaa
TOBY When you want to put something in a chest click the item you want to put in while holding shift
7:04
Toby sneezes.
Hell yeah.
7:06
bless your face tobuscus
Tobuscus May you tell us wat texture pack you use Plz????? And New subscriber From Mexico
FINALLY you put stuff in chests Toby!
7:05 Bless yout face, Toby
Still, have never seen him make the portal right first try...
wow u make really good different good voices!!! XD
Ok. So he needed 64 wood... He turns it all into wooden planks... I worry about you sometimes Toby.
Guys it doesn't matter if we sneeze, he still says bless ur face
One of my teachers has a sign on her door and it says "You were not born in a barn keep the door closed" that reminded me of it.....haha
how'd you get "fire" in your inventory?