I may be good. I may be nice, but I'll bite you if I have to! Especially if you’re gonna look this cute while you sleep! Triggers: earnomnoms: 11:30 - 23:45 kisses: 24:15 - end tapping: random ear massage: almost throughout, except for the end
@@SkittyKat Sorry, but the Hippopatic oath must be maintained, "And whatsoever I shall see or hear or pat or scratch or nom in the course of my profession, as well as outside my profession in my petting or scratching or scritching and nomming of others, if it should not be published abroad, I shall never divulge". In common words, "snitches get stitches"
Skitty: "What if I exposed your browser history?" Me: "OK, I'M UP!! YOU WIN!! Sleeping in for five more minutes isn't worth my friends and family knowing that I watched 'Martian Ass Thrashers Volume 69' three times in one day!"
15:14 Her: "You thought i was innocent...but im not." Me, whispering: "Did you get that?" The FBI Agent listening from the wire on my chest: "Ladies and gentlemen, we got her."
"I really want your c-blood... blood yes". Yeah ok Skitty I give in, with ear noms this high quality and this tingly, Ill go offer patronage for this little vampires services. I mean, you're already helping me make 4-5 hrs of sleep feel like 8 and getting me through uni, this is basically a study expense... yeah. Hangon, does that mean I can make this tax deductable??? *BIG THINK*
Oh my God I thought it was the same video again, because I've been playing it for like 3 days straight. But now it is even better! Thank you so much for uploading it!
Wake me up softly and gently, expect a chill reaction. Wake me up in a loud way of any sort, the shotgun comes out even if I blast my ears off from it, I’ll have ear buds playing some shit while shooting the shotgun.
I only recently started getting into her channel and Jesus Christ I'm fucking obsessed, I can not fathom how she isn't more popular. Absolutely love your content
@@joltz_fgc I see virginity as a stress check in darkest dungeon, you either get "lonely, depression and stagnation" or "righteous motivation, transcendent being and pure Vessel"
@@joltz_fgc you haven't played darkest dungeon have you xD In the game, these checks have rng in them, but ho boi, getting a virtuous stress check is most likely not gonna happen TLDR : it's not 50/50, at all
I love the "I warned you..." at 14:55... Her adorable "lack of innocence", although it's just guilt from what she is and how sweet and gentle she is. I think I'd get cramps in my zygomatics from how happy I'd get 🥰...
Zygomatics = Cheekbones, basically. Congratulations you made me google big word and learn something today. Thus continues the trend of ASMR channels and comments being oddly educational
Your voice is always so soothing and relaxing. The cutsie voice you use (your natural voice too) has been one of my favorites for quite some time. Always a good day when you upload.
@@Darththorn but the word is a Danish word. I can say konnichiwa in an English sentence. It doesn't change the fact that konnichiwa is Japanese for hello or good morning.
@@WickedProxy Fairly sure words can arise independently in multiple languages, and have independent meanings. I rather doubt the English usage of Bae has origins with the Danish word. It sounds suspiciously similar to words like babe or a lot of similar terms. That it sounds like something in another language is as likely to be a coincidence as anything else...
I enjoy the duel stimulation on both ears; lot of people avoid the other ear with the main trigger and leave it empty feeling but you give the duel audio is amazing 💕❣️
Skitty: "You could be mine.." Le Me: Ded. RIP. Peace out. Hail of arrows through the heart. I'm out. I've left my body. I can hear the choir calling my name 😂❤️
@@syrupee09 I suppose, do you happen to have any friends who want a...strong male _companion_ or possibly yourself, hes a bit lonely at the moment and looking for someone whom he can...trust He also takes credit, bank transfer and cheque
you know, whoever is dating this person is very lucky, quite wholesome and soft.. really good tingles.. maybe even their own sessions of tingles from her instead of some video that isnt directed at you but to her audience
these super wholesome ones make me feel less lonely but I still have in the back of my mind that if this is the way I dont feel lonely.. than that means I'm definitely lonely
My left ear is a bit sensitive, so I got hella tingles down the left side of my back. That got me dancing like a fish in bed. Don’t know what I feel about that. Nah, I’m just happy that Skitty uploaded a new awesome video.
I found it really clever the way you tied in the headpats dealer series. Imagine if said entire series *was* merely a dream... Kinda sad, actually, but almost a beautiful sad, because you nearly have a continuity going, Skitty, even if you didn't intend for it... Well done, as always. P.s. could part 3 please be a little more romantic between them, blood-sucking or not! I think that would be a perfect follow-up for the vampire Skitty character in particular.
![[ASMR-VRC] Sniffspection - You are under arrest!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RDzVbCZuCCE/mqdefault.jpg)
I may be good. I may be nice, but I'll bite you if I have to! Especially if you’re gonna look this cute while you sleep!
Triggers:
earnomnoms: 11:30 - 23:45
kisses: 24:15 - end
tapping: random
ear massage: almost throughout, except for the end
SkittyKat Ouch ouch ouch
yeeEEt
Welcome to downtown Skittyville
SkittyKat Not my ears. Those are very sensitive. .\\\.
Make a 3rd!!!!!!!
Skitty be talking about me like I am a bag of shredded cheese at 3 in the morning~
Go on have a nibble~
It might be because I just wake up but I think this comment might just be under-rated.
I write like a dumbass while half asleep. 🤤
That just sounds like “POV: you are a bag of shredded cheese” with extra steps
I can't stop you, unholy demon!
So you're saying she ate use all up and had to explain to her family why she ruined Taco Tuesday?
Skitty: its too dangerous to sleep around me.
My brain: You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
Must use vats
Sir this is Minecraft
nice
hahahahaha XD
@@marcoislas2172 what?
“Ill bite you”
Me:⚫️👄⚫️
“Ill expose your browser history”
Me: 👁👄👁
"I'll expose your browser history"
*mumbles into pillow* incognito
"You probably browse incognito"
mmh
W O K E
swagvevo searches my browser history, follows with: if you wake up I’ll bite you
Not my child p-....p...
P....phuck.
@@desperado6768 isps have your browsing history
"You were murmuring something about a pat dealer"
(grab wooden stake)
I am sorry, but you know too much now.
But I need to know your source!
*slams down on big red button* WE HAVE A CODE RED, I REPEAT A CODE RED! SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH!!! *alarms blare in the distance*
@@SkittyKat Sorry, but the Hippopatic oath must be maintained, "And whatsoever I shall see or hear or pat or scratch or nom in the course of my profession, as well as outside my profession in my petting or scratching or scritching and nomming of others, if it should not be published abroad, I shall never divulge".
In common words, "snitches get stitches"
@@ReluctantlySane "Hippopatic oath".... Nomming genius!!!
@@somegoofballwhohasinternet7313 Red Skitty in base
We must eliminate at once. Gather your wooden stakes!
“Don’t make me bite you”
HA JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT
you know what i dont like your comment so the number stays like that
im sorry now its not 69 anymore :(
Y do I have a feeling you got that line from teacupaudio
JOKES ON HER IM INTO THAT
Hickey
"I'll bite you"
I sleep
"I'll expose your browser history"
I sleep
"I'll expose your TH-cam watch later"
*ASCENDED*
Literally me-
Wait, you weren't supposed to know about that one!
*1st doctor noises* *"what's browser history?"*
*not ur business*
*and now get the f out of my room*
Vampire: *gets angry for me not waking up*
Also Vampire: *Does nibbling and tapping that makes me sleep more*
Me: :O
*N O R E P L I E S*
Except for this one.
@@joltz_fgc say sike right now
@@septic_lucasttv2705 no cap
hol up
Hey skitty you have some explaining to do
Vampire Skitty you say?
This early in the morning?
...
Welp I guess I'm going back to sleep. Was nice seeing you all.
Golden Quake I just woke up guess my going back to bed cya next upload
You too, thanks
@@chinmustache6420 uh.... are you a reincarnation of just some guy w/o a moustache...
This is me every morning no matter what
but skyrim just got done downloading wtf dude
Skitty: "What if I exposed your browser history?"
Me: "OK, I'M UP!! YOU WIN!! Sleeping in for five more minutes isn't worth my friends and family knowing that I watched 'Martian Ass Thrashers Volume 69' three times in one day!"
mad respect man 😂
“Now that is a name I haven’t heard in a really long time
I spilled my drink... through my nose. Cheers!
Me who uses incognito
*i sleep*
We got to get this man to 69 likes
I’ll expose your browser history
me: IM AWAKE
Imagine not going incognito and then wiping all traces of anything you have watched anyways.
Murloc Master yes
@Connor Allred Don't know what you mean...
* change profil picture and clean internet history *
“What if I exposed your browser history”
I mean if you wanna leap headfirst into THAT rabbit hole, go right ahead.
My friend you have chosen death
Careful, theres some things you dont wanna see.
of course its the furry
@@Beroka5 Lol what furries
Beroka _ #ThatsTheJoke
**wakes up**
"A new day, time to-"
**sees new upload**
"...time for bed."
"what beautifull and pro active things will i do toda-"
*skittyKat just uploaded a video*
"-Bed, Bed it is..."
Me who has notifications off
15:14 Her: "You thought i was innocent...but im not."
Me, whispering: "Did you get that?"
The FBI Agent listening from the wire on my chest: "Ladies and gentlemen, we got her."
Just the fbi pulls up with wooden stakes
@@som3rand019 UV lights and everything, its a wrap for her.
@@joecroft4274 they pull up with holy water and crosses
Snitches get stitches, who would rat on such a cute, sweet vampiress?
@@joecroft4274
BBBBBBWAKAMONOGA!!!!
i was a vampire too in an alternate universe
he was an asshole though so I'm glad you're so nice
*wryyyyyyy* asmr when
I was gonna ask why be so mean and then i saw your name
but you have two dads, right? so it's okay.
And what about Jonathan? I mean...at least he Is like ¾ of your father
Now Jonathan on the other hand he is the nicest being on the planet
@Dat Boi how dare you remind me that he's dead
Yeah I’m a simp
S- someone
I- in a
M- massive amounts of
P- pain
I just wanna thank u all for 1k likes
Hey same😃👍
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro
I know a lot of people, including me, relate to this, but the real unique people are the ones who DON'T.
*s a m e*
Cheers lads
"I really want your c-blood... blood yes". Yeah ok Skitty I give in, with ear noms this high quality and this tingly, Ill go offer patronage for this little vampires services.
I mean, you're already helping me make 4-5 hrs of sleep feel like 8 and getting me through uni, this is basically a study expense... yeah. Hangon, does that mean I can make this tax deductable???
*BIG THINK*
I heard it too but I didn't wanna say anything
Where?
timestamp?
@@jodazague8333 13:10 for the build up, 13:19 for the actual part
Blud said “big think” 😭
"Ill bite you"
Schleep
"Ill expose your browser history"
*BIG WOKE*
This man is WOKE
Me who uses incognito
*schleep*
*A S C E N D E D*
A S C E N S I O N
Yes! Vampire nomnoms! I've been waiting for this! Thanks Skitty!
13:22 ;)
This man is true hero
I just love that she's talking through the noms her whispers feel like bliss
Even though she's came to steal more of my blood, she has already stole my heart. And I'm fine with it ❤️
You're a pretty sweet deal :3
Simp detected
Simp
@@cockroach3044 we don't simp we stan
Yo if she stole your heart you cant produce any more blood for her to come back your dead maate!
All this time later and vampire skitty is still helping me fall asleep. Thanks for the years of making me smile even on the worst of days
“Wake the fuck up samurai
We have ears to nom”
Oh my God I thought it was the same video again, because I've been playing it for like 3 days straight. But now it is even better! Thank you so much for uploading it!
I've reduced my anxiety by like 90% because of your videos.
Forceful headpats got me hooked.
I didn’t expect a part 2 so this is a pleasant surprise. Looks like I have something new to fall asleep to! Also, them tinglesss 🤤
Skitty: I'll bite you if you don't wake up!
Me: *sleeping intensifies*
*aggressively sleeping*
Oh no.... A vampire.... A cute vampire?
And you're going to just nom my ear in an ASMR fashion?
Okay then!
School or sleep
Mission accomplished
Reward: A good night’s sleep
@Rose002 I clicked on that mid way through the video and it scared the crap out of me
Potato Pringle please tell me what was on the video before I press it it is 00:25 in Britain and i want to sleep
@Rose002 *G O O D N E S S*
Vampire: "Sleeping around me is dangerous"
Me: "Trying to wake me up is more dangerous than you think"
Lol same
indeed sir
Wake me up softly and gently, expect a chill reaction. Wake me up in a loud way of any sort, the shotgun comes out even if I blast my ears off from it, I’ll have ear buds playing some shit while shooting the shotgun.
I only recently started getting into her channel and Jesus Christ I'm fucking obsessed, I can not fathom how she isn't more popular. Absolutely love your content
Aw, I'm flattered. Thank you!
I rly hope there's more to come from this cute vampsie, I've been in love with the character
"Wake up sleepyhead!" *hugs pillow, goes back to sleep*
I understand this a little to well
Mood
@@You_Have_No_Maidens_Lmao. oh, it's you.
@@luanik8kmg5 yes, it's me.
That’s a mood and a half
Thank you Skitty for doing this, really boosts my mood during these tough times c:
@@SkittyKat good day
Her: your lips... so kissable
Me: *instantly wakes up* OH NO YOU DONT!
If sleeping beauty had a virgin shield
Virgin Shield.
Mana points: 35/100.
Perks: Will protect you from thots for 3 turns.
Side Effects: Depression, loneliness, and crying.
@@joltz_fgc I see virginity as a stress check in darkest dungeon, you either get "lonely, depression and stagnation" or "righteous motivation, transcendent being and pure Vessel"
@@daydreamteam1366 A 50/50 chance. I like my odds.
@@joltz_fgc you haven't played darkest dungeon have you xD
In the game, these checks have rng in them, but ho boi, getting a virtuous stress check is most likely not gonna happen
TLDR : it's not 50/50, at all
Some off-site content almost leaked through at 13:10 lmao
Wat ;-; i dont get it
Lool jus heard now
lmao that was close
Chris Kojios dw young child your time will come soon
@@Xerna77 i had no headphones and no sound, now i get it xD
Every time she says "I'll bite you"
I turn into palpatine "dew it"
Dough it.
Skitty's cakery would like to know your location.
This is still one of my favorite roleplay series. Your work is amazing and I'd love to see one more of vampire Skitty.
I love the "I warned you..." at 14:55... Her adorable "lack of innocence", although it's just guilt from what she is and how sweet and gentle she is. I think I'd get cramps in my zygomatics from how happy I'd get 🥰...
Zygomatics = Cheekbones, basically.
Congratulations you made me google big word and learn something today. Thus continues the trend of ASMR channels and comments being oddly educational
@@festyferny4543 i once saw a cake recipe
Haven’t had such a good tingle for a long time
"I'll bite you if I have to!"
Me: (internally screaming) "Do it!!!"
Your voice is always so soothing and relaxing. The cutsie voice you use (your natural voice too) has been one of my favorites for quite some time. Always a good day when you upload.
Omg. Vampire Skitty is bae. ❤️❤️❤️
Darthorn why are you calling Skitty 💩!? Bae is Danish for poop. Why does everyone misuse this word?
Because I speak English, not Danish.
@@Darththorn but the word is a Danish word. I can say konnichiwa in an English sentence. It doesn't change the fact that konnichiwa is Japanese for hello or good morning.
@@WickedProxy Fairly sure words can arise independently in multiple languages, and have independent meanings.
I rather doubt the English usage of Bae has origins with the Danish word.
It sounds suspiciously similar to words like babe or a lot of similar terms.
That it sounds like something in another language is as likely to be a coincidence as anything else...
@@WickedProxy Then quit talking in English and maybe the Danish context would make sense. Are you being disingenuous or are you merely disabled?
These just get better and better! Now you've got me all excited for the next sequel
"I'll expose your browser history"
Jokes on you I am proud of it.
I'm not sure if you are either brave, foolish, or both
@@blackburn115 they are daring
I enjoy the duel stimulation on both ears; lot of people avoid the other ear with the main trigger and leave it empty feeling but you give the duel audio is amazing 💕❣️
I'll listen to this so I could sleep soundly tonight.
Yea... Of course ☺️
Yess! New Skitty Video!!.. Also, Congratulations Skitty!!! 50,000 Subscribers!!! Hope you can continue making these wonderful videos!!
“I’ll expose your browser history!”
Me: *PANIK*
“But you probably use incognito...”
Me: *kalm*
I just watched the soft brushies video. Great timing. Nicely done.♥️
Skitty: "You could be mine.."
Le Me: Ded. RIP. Peace out. Hail of arrows through the heart. I'm out. I've left my body. I can hear the choir calling my name 😂❤️
Skitty: "You could be mine..."
Me: "BUT YOU'RE WAAAAAYYYYYY OUT OF LII-IINE!"
Yess the queen of asmr is back after 2 weeks I'm so happy
“Don’t threaten me with a good time”
When you are about to sleep scrolling to what you would listen to then Skitty post, what a clutch.
congrats on 1 mil views!!
Both vampire vids are absolutely amazing!
Congratz on 1 million views
Fell asleep listening to the first part a bunch, slowly moving through all these experiences
Her: I need you to wake up.
Me: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.
Loved the slight taps/scratches behind the ear.
Her: "Ill bite you"
Me:
Her: "Ill expose your browser history"
Me: Whomst has awaken the ancient one?
the video art is always so adorable
Thanks Skitty! You rescued me from quite the shitty day 🙏✨
Skitty stopped the shitty
@@thepineappleman7229 Yes I have had severe constipation to the point of bowel cancer for the past 11 months. I am going to die 😀
@@syrupee09 that isn't what I meant but dude mabye go see a doctor...I've heard there's a very good doctor called john sins or something like that...
@@thepineappleman7229 Thank you. I don't have any money unfortunately, maybe Mr. Sins can accept another form of payment? 🤔
@@syrupee09 I suppose, do you happen to have any friends who want a...strong male _companion_ or possibly yourself, hes a bit lonely at the moment and looking for someone whom he can...trust
He also takes credit, bank transfer and cheque
you know, whoever is dating this person is very lucky, quite wholesome and soft.. really good tingles.. maybe even their own sessions of tingles from her instead of some video that isnt directed at you but to her audience
these super wholesome ones make me feel less lonely but I still have in the back of my mind that if this is the way I dont feel lonely.. than that means I'm definitely lonely
Wow these videos comforted me back in 2020, thank you Skitty for the comfy nights
3:32am
April 27 2023, Thursday
idk how you do it but I can feel my your heavy breathing and my ears hurt much by your earnonoms :o
It sounds like the name for a cupcake shop
"Welcome to Nibbles & Noms"
True that
Thank you for the whispers and ear-noms, I’ll listen to more tonight
Oh my, another video from one of my favourites.
One of OUR favourites
Yooo Skitty uploaded and I don’t go in today. Thanks for another amazing video. Also congrats on almost 50K. OwO
Thank you!!
IVE SEEN THE LIGHT. I found a new asmr genera, this is defo going in to my "I should be put down" Playlist
@Falligami I am god
@@closingthisaccount237 im depressed
"I'm GaY!!"
AND I....AM...
IRON MAN
i'm blue dabedidabeda...
My left ear is a bit sensitive, so I got hella tingles down the left side of my back.
That got me dancing like a fish in bed. Don’t know what I feel about that.
Nah, I’m just happy that Skitty uploaded a new awesome video.
Skitty: “What if I expose your browser history….”
Me: *[SITS BOLT URIGHT UP IN BED LIKE THE UNDERTAKER]*
I can't help but have a stupidly wide grin on my face every time I watch this video. Smithy is soooo adorable in this one. 😍😍😍😍
I found it really clever the way you tied in the headpats dealer series. Imagine if said entire series *was* merely a dream... Kinda sad, actually, but almost a beautiful sad, because you nearly have a continuity going, Skitty, even if you didn't intend for it... Well done, as always.
P.s. could part 3 please be a little more romantic between them, blood-sucking or not! I think that would be a perfect follow-up for the vampire Skitty character in particular.
GUESS WHAT
@@via_embre WHAT
This is my favorite of your videos. Probably listened to it a 100 times!
You were expecting a human to drink blood from but it was me, Dio!
skitty roleplay? right as I was about to sleep? good.
What if I expose your browser history?
Me: Jokes on you I go incognito with a VPN, I’m basically a ghost and you can’t prove that I exist.
*disappear in a flash of light, leaving behind a very cute and confused vampire*
You see, the problem with threatening to expose my browser history is that I have no shame! ^_^
Vampire Skitty is just what I needed after a 7 day work week. I'll sign a waiver allowing a little taste too.
The tragic part is that she doesn't realize I've been dead for hours.
I never imagined id use a vídeo about waking me up for sleeping
A haiku on vampires. Ahem:
Teeth sharp like daggers
Move like shadows through the night
You're not like them, huh?
Hey! It's you again!
@@andresnunez6293 Greetings friend. Always nice to be recognized.
Very good sir
@@bogged810 Thank you friend
its amazing how wholesome these are
Gremlin fact: a sewer gremlin kidnapped by vampire skittykat is no longer a sewer gremlin it's now just a gremlin
sewer gremlin also probably dead cause she drained it
How timely! I was just relistening to your other vampire video! Brilliant.
4:12
Woah i would do anything to not let people know about me watching“those” skitty cat audios😨
NEW SKITTY VIDEO, I'VE WAITED FOR THIS
"I'll expose your browser history."
*Destroys laptop*
Skitty: "I'm going to expose your browser history."
Me: Wide awake in zero seconds flat!
*Tries to wake me up
Me mumbling about oatmeal cookies: (-, - )…zzzZZZ
Vamp skittys back with a vengeance, I love her so much
If I didn’t have to work I would listen to it right now :(
Wait a minute, that's not redstone.
Joseph Joestar it’s all redstone when you’re color blind
wait a minute, you're not a diamond sword!🧐
@randomdude055 oh no! I’ve been found out after 4 years
Vampire upload YES! I couldn't stop listening to the other Vampire audio
My browsing history is going to skitty's reddit
*sqwee* Vampire Skitty returns!
*instantly adds to playlist*
Ah yes im back for your loving embrace!
I have mastered the art of waken't