Pesto (episode 73)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
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Pesto. It's the besto.
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2 cups basil
Half cup olive oil
half cup parmesan
couple spoonfuls of pine nuts (you can use walnuts if you want)
a clove or two or garlic
a squeeze of lemon
you can salt it a bit more if the parmesan hasn't done the trick - แนวปฏิบัติและการใช้ชีวิต
*G E T B A C K O U T S I D E*
a baked potato *_Y E E T_*
SHUT UP YOU POTATO
*N O Y O U*
He's canadian, so it's more like G E T B A C K O O T S I D E
Ateat!!
I could imagine being this guys neighbor lol I'd be like "hey honey our neighbors doing weird shit again with food in the woods"
Yes
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
thesinaclwon what if his neighbors watch his videos??
*AGAIN*
Just like how to basic
If weed is often referred to as "the devil's lettuce" is basil God's lettuce?
Yes
Would God's lettuce not just be...lettuce?
@@Mangdarlia1 God would never trick us like that
@@Mangdarlia1 Just lettuce is earthly normal boring lettuce
no it's just called basil because no other vegetable can even compare.
As an italian from Genoa I'm very satisfied about the color of the Blendo, but honestly the lemon is something I've never saw anywhere, instead add a drop of fresh milk, just explain to the cow (with enormous hand gestures) that you need her juice.
Above the lemon, by the way, this is the most accurate realization of pesto I've ever seen from ya ammerregani, good job.
I reaaaaaaaally debated on the lemon because I knew it wasn't part of the original recipe but it just worked...
Thanks for the tutorial on how to speak to a cow! lol
Your endorsement means a lot.
You also need to speak in a very high voice tone, elogate final words, and swear. You are now ready to speak to an italian cow (that s how i do it anyway)
You Suck At Cooking i thought you were canadian
Poison Glass he is Australian
carolyn mmitchell but the aboot and US currencey! Where' your evidence?
YES YET ANOTHER GREAT MORNING
Agree!
same tbh
What a day, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
Nawnii don't I recognize you?
Yes it's a good word
*pass me some more eucalyptus rick*
Fork aight sire
Both of you get back outside!!!!!!!!
That dank eucalypto
IM EUCALYPTUS RICK
Krystal funniest comment I’ve ever seen
"small to medium large size pieces of random gravel"
ErinDoes that hurts my brain
Exactly 7-10 of them
To be exactly precise small to medium grey, white and black random gravel.
Yes, that is what he said
that’s just how the us metric system works
I once tried to make pesto from broccoli... I'm trying not to re-live that fateful day, but I will tell you... The byproduct is explosive.
Were they airstrikes from Italy for doing that?
Omg
👌👌👌
e-explosive?!
*holy f u c c*
i absolutely love how this feels like someone forced him to make an essay about pesto with a word limit and he just thought it was good enough to make a video out of it
Something I would do
PESTO INSIDE MY CHESTO 🎤🎼🎼🎼🎼🎵🎶🎶
i genuinely like it
let’s make a nesto 🎤
PESTO IN MY INTESTO
@@palette1931 Where we can resto
While I digesto
I'm Immortal Forever.
I'm immortal until I die
I will be infinitely Alive
Nice Guy or are you?
Both those words sorta mean the same thing... but I catch your drift
Nice Guy your profile pic looks like Babish, are you?
Here in flagstaff there are both pine trees and cacti, I can tell you that they are terrible enemies and the war still wages on.
I saw someone try to stop two of them from fighting, there was so much blood
Same here. We've lost over a dozen people to the battle.
Godspeed, Flagstaff.
anytime I make pesto it makes a mesto
you said it
But it always comes out the besto
My life is a mesto
Better than the resto
You can also add a little lemon zesto
As an Italian with family in Genova I can attest that all the historical facts are 100% accurate
Same ;)
idem
Heh 69 likes
“while this will earn you a lifetime ban from italy” has me rolling omg
That's exactly what happens if you do that
I actually don't find it so bad, so possibly no lifetime ban for anyone doing that.
I want to add: by doing pesto exactly how it should be done, he lifted the ban on himself anyhow, showing he can be a man of culture.
"Get back outside" Im crying😂😂😂
‘Get back ootside’ spell it right! Geez, no respect for Soviet Canuckistan.
Really wasn’t that funny
andysmackdown64 humor is subjective, you wet towel
MissMusicQueen101 i cant stop laughing,😂😁😀😂
No you're not
Finally i can finish my questo to find the best Pesto
:)
Deserves more likes
The besto pesto :^)
“Pass me some more Eucalyptus, Rick.” 🌿This is now my favorite quote on TH-cam.
Legend has it that pesto was in fact invented by the basil plant itself to perpetuate its existence because people would keep growing it to make pesto
Sometimes, your voice sounds like Tina (Bob's Burgers).
Jimmy Pesto would be pleased...
Ernesto Pesto would be disappointed.
Slow dancing with Jimmy Pesto 😂
Jimmy pestos butt
And Charborg
Hahah!
"Until we stop being selfish and start teaching giraffes how to talk, we'll never know"
Basil is the name of my hippie friend who also likes your channel. Although I'm pretty sure he'd make terrible pesto.
Well, until you try...
Yeah he probably resents pesto tbh.
Its pronounced Basil
nah i think it's Basil
He's probably one of those people who have been kicked out of Italy for making it with pistachios....
*Get Back Outside*
Get a f'n LIFE, YO LONELY AZZ # go get some, you'll feel better😆🤔😆😥😆
TheACEcompany what the fuck
oatside*
No
*Throws everyone outside*
I think cacti and pine trees are friends because in my yard we have a lot of pine trees with little patches of cacti growing around them. I think that since the cacti are smooth with hard, little spines and needles all over them they get cold easily, therefore, they like to sleep next to pine trees because the trees will drop a blanket of soft needles for them when it gets cold. Pine trees have maternal instincts and want to protect cacti.
May the Italian cooking gods bless yet another fine work from this channel. This series is art
When it balances with 7-10 small to medium large size rocks? Got it
No, pieces of random gravel. If you use rocks you're gonna be measuring metric cups.
It’s super accurate 💁♀️
And 20k subs have you.
"while this will earn you an instant lifetime ban from Italy, sometimes it's the price you have to pay to make your way in this unforgiving world". Okay you made me laugh, your ban is dissolved.
After eating this your gonna need some pesto-bismol 🔥
Simple Kenny oof
Simple Kenny h
DrakeSweet stop promoting
I would like but you shuold learn to spell
Isaac Stottlemyer That was the joke
I was literally watching a bunch of your older vids yesterday thinking to myself “damn I hope YSAC uploads soon” my prayers have been answered!
bless
You Suck At Cooking 🙏🙏
Bobby Knuckles i
Wow u provided subtitles in Hindi. Now that's a sweet gesture. U have to be a Canadian for this.
Lots of love from apart of Easto,
To the east of Westo
Where we have no Resto
n Coriander chutney is the closest to Pesto..
This is the first time I saw someone like actually care for Hindi subs.....I guess he has lot of India subscription
Subs are openly contributed, Y'know.
What does someone’s ethnicity have to do with thoughtfulness? Even if he didn’t write the subs. This comment just proves that people will never stop being ignorant and stereotypical
Corrinader chutney lol
@@wishy894 canadian isnt an ethnicity lol its a nationality
My family was unamused. Should I throw them out and get a new one?
No, don't throw them out. Release them into the wild.
You Suck At Cooking GET BACK OUTSIDE
*GET BACK OUTSIDE!*
Good idea!
GET BACK OUTSIDE
Ha! Too late, "Italians"! You already banned me for life years ago!
Why?
Shhh. She's a GINGER!
They have no souls, and are therefore enemies of the Italy.
nah we accept ginger people.
But she probably made pasta following a "tasty" recipe once.
yea we don't react too well to that
But still, come visit us :)
Elyssa, is it just me or are you subscribed to a lot of food related channels?
She's probably a conservative. They ban conservatives from places now in the name of equality and tolerance.
Honestly, all of your videos are hilarious. And your voice is so nonchalant while saying the most random things. Love it!
You forgot "Shrek's sperm" called by me.
Ehab Shanan XD
sprem
s t o p
Who knew Shrek's jizz tasted nice
pants . gif Fiona did
Pesto.
It's the besto.
Everybody knows it
from the east to the westo
🎶
I can tell you when my pine tree saw my cactus they were enemies but after a while they got along. If you do this, i recommend putting them in the same room together and keeping an eye on them and they will become fast friends
The ending song in this video really hit me hard. Easily one of your most emotional songs. My parents are going through a divorce right now and the line "You are the besto" really speaks to me. I was crying outside in the rain to mask my tears as I listened to this wonder of music and it really made me feel like that pesto really is the besto and maybe things will turn out to be the besto for me too.
brandonprows yes, BP. IN your chest-o friend. ✌
Alien blood sauce
Be quiet Devin!!
So rude, Devin! 😆
Lux did you sell your writing book
Pesto can be expensive if you use all basil, but you can switch some of the basil for spinach and it's pretty much just as good. You just get more for cheaper. At least where I'm from the plant is usually pretty small and price can add up if you plan to make decent batch of pesto. About half and half at most, I wouldn't go any lighter on basil.
If I ever become an author I want him to do my audio books.
You got it
You Suck At Cooking Hell yeah i agree, his voice is sexy & engaging.
Whatever you smoke when making these videos- I want some.
Nice try narc.
He smokes basil
Smoke trees
Boom
LOL😏👌💨😁😑😴
“Also do pine needles know that cactuses exist and if they met would they be friends or enemies”
My life has been completed.
What a simply life you lived, that should’ve been the begining of the adventure to find the answer.
Omg I just love all of your videos 😆, a blend of impeccable comedy and culinary skills. You are one of my favorite youtube cooking accounts. Its not the same as just introduce the ingredients and cook. Keep up the good work and looking forward to more videos from you!
GET BACK OUTSIDE!!
Me: Pesto is besto
Grocery store clerk: please go home now
justalurkr hahahaha. You made me laugh. Didn’t want to do it , but you made me laugh.
I don't have access to small stones but I do have a digital kitchen scale. What is the conversion from small stones to grams or ounces?
No idea. Those things are so unreliable.
@@yousuckatcooking Maybe I could tell him.
The answer is it's about 250 mL.
Sorry about no grams or oz.
Finally, someone else who appreciates the magical leaf that is basil!!!
That music was stuck in my head all day. I had to come back here
Will Pimblokto return? Did he thaw out? Will he ever learn to clean up after himself? GIVE US MORE PIMBLOKTO!
@@pimblokto6222 ITS YOU
@@pimblokto6222 how ya doing buddy
i swear if you do an episode in that made up language called italian or in an accent, i will applaud you as the greatest youtuber ever
Haha dunno if I'm that brave. I'd have to hit the google translate.
You Suck At Cooking man, what did he really ever did to you
You Suck At Cooking
Google translate doesn’t work well... it changes words when u translate it.
You Suck At Cooking think of the subtitle possibilities.
Valerie Grey He did in Chicken Tikka Masala
Can we just stop to appreciate that not only does he make the base each base video and edits, he also creates a new song EVERY TIME.
I wish you posted more, youre my fave youtuber
*oh blessed day!*
I can’t explain I words how much I loved the song
basil basil basil
didapt gaming brazil
Basil
I have to pick up my dad from the airport in 5 minutes but that can wait
What's he gonna do? Stop being your Dad??
Well, the video's just 4 minutes long, so you will still have one minute left. Use that minute to start another YSAC video and forget about your dad.
Haha your humor adds a great deal to the video! Thank you for this straight forward recipe!
Nice Channel, I Discovered Today! I was Bored at Cooking, Now Get Good Entertainment and Fun.
Village Food Life i love your channel!
Kanaya?
Oh the irony
I Like The Way You Type
willywonka3050 I like the way you hide your criticism.
When you live in Buck Creek...
I said the same thing. Does this dude live there. It's such a weird reference.
From his accent, I'm fairly sure he is from BC Canada
Yeah, somebody is totally gonna hunt down "Kaselier" from Buck Creek, Indiana and wear his skin now.
He always has American currency but definitely sounds Canadian
It's called a joke, I don't actually live in buck creek. Although I am less than a half an hours drive to there so... There's that.
I love how this is the only cooking channel that doesn't get raided by Italians because he can actually Cook edible stuff, lol.
Yes this was literally the perfect way to wake up :)
Pimbloto would have loved this pesto.
I love your editing skills man. 1000000000000000000000000000/10. Very accurate. Your vids always makes me hungry and laugh at the same time. Goodluck onyour youtube career and everything.. GODBLESS YA!
If you can't afford pine nuts, because they're insanely expensive...use walnuts. You really won't notice the difference. Especially if it's the first time you taste pesto.
Sarah Staulo it says it in the description😔
I use almonds. I could afforded pine nuts but the price of them offends me. (Almost as much as seeing a pricy box of quinoa sitting next to an affordable, more locally produced box of barley, esp when said quinoa is purchased by my dear friend who never gets sick on a cheat piece of chocolate cake made with wheat but insists she needs the imported quinoa because the barley is Satan flakes.)
J O noooooo barley is my favorite grain D:
I usually use cashews instead
Sarah Staulo on
Beautiful. I always wondered what a basil leaf’s aspirations were
I didn't know I needed this in my life but now I know and I'm so happy to have reached a higher state of being
I hate pesto. Not only did it walk out on me, it stole my dog.
I got pleasantly surprised when he did the intro in Italian 😂😂😂 the way he produced it got me dead 😂😂😂😂
I fully, 100% agree with you about Basil being the best leaf on earth.
I saw that he uploaded this video and i got so excited that i just sat there for a couple minutes and forgot how to breathe
I keep waiting for the day I watch a new video of his and go "meh, this is getting old." Alas, that day has yet to come.
Thanks Lucas.
Today was that day for me :(
I suggest adding the oil after you blend basil+pine nuts + garlic. And then add the parmesan. It will be more crunchy. If you blend all the engredient together you obtain a smoothie...
Omg - I live in Buck Creek Indiana man. Thanks for the shout out!
Keep rubbing those tires.
This is supposed to be a local secret brother!
i liked the random gravel analogy
Tsetsi it wasn't an analogy
YSAC just elegantly explained artificial selection through agriculture better than every bio teacher I ever had.
First video I've seen from this channel, I laughed until my hindquarters fell off. Cooking isn't even one of my hobbies but learning is and I want to see more!
Get a doctor
I love how you used hindquarters.
Crushed pesto is a far superior product to blended pesto, the true power of basil isn't released until it has fasted the might wrath of gravity
That outro really brought me deeper into the subject at the end. Fascinating.
TH-cam has really step up their game when it comes to their recommendations.
Finally. Someone who appreciates Pesto as much as I do
I am not the only one with a lifetime basil and pesto obsession, it seems.
nope
Mine eyes widened with euphoria at this gracious upload from above.
I got high reading that.
You Suck At Cooking haha you mean you got high before reading that?
I'm thankful you didn't breach the polarizing subject of pronouncing "herb" when discussing basil - the 'herb' versus 'erb' debate remains in tact. For now.
As far as I know, herbs are for cooking and erbs are for smoking.
But... his pronunciation of basil...
Someone say Urban Erbs? xD
except his pronunciation of basil is frankly sacrilegious
Has to be the funniest cooking channel. Love it
When you said, “In Greece, basil was a symbol of mourning,” I thought you meant Grease, like the musical
Do they really rub Basil on tires in Buck Creek Indiana?
Tsetsi it’s on Wikipedia so it must be true.
According to Wikipedia
Many of the adults in the area allow their automobile tires to be coated in basil leaves for a commemoration festival held in the early spring, the act is said by citizens and officials to welcome the season by 'seasoning' the path as the person travels. However this has sparked debate and has been criticized by town hall council members as counter-productive, due to vehicles releasing many carbon emissions and being a key factor in global warming. Many solutions (such as bicycles instead of vehicles) have been proposed to deal with this issue.
I have some relatives that live there and yes they actually do that.
icy pinklegacy Fuck off Mrs. Miller
One tip if you use it as pasta sauce add some of the pasta water it adds some flavour and the texture works better with the pasta
Herb your enthusiasm. 🌿
Being 100% italian... approved by my grandma
ty 🙏🏼
Being a lowly sous chef at a farm to table all organic restaurant that only makes 100% new recipes never done before.. I know that I know basically nothing about cooking. But I'm about to blow my head chefs mind when I show him this channel. we're both going to learn so much
This was so funny I cried...Hope you're happy NOW!! Actually fantastic👏😸
I am!!
I power stone crushed my nuts.
Does the pain make it taste better?
Oh yeah.
Don't go away mad.... just go away😂😂😂
COME ON
Oh yeah totally
Now what do I do with these pine nuts?
No it does not and why did you power stone crushed you nuts literally
Honestly, thank you for making me smile
That drawing was pretty good. I didn't know it was possible to draw a "Chad" giraffe. Impressive
Thomas P ចិនហុងកុង
Thomas P ចិនហុងក្ងង
I'm scared
I did that last recipe the day before my vacation. To Italy.
Let’s just put it this way, it didn’t go well.
Just discovered this channel and it is now my favorite thing ever
Dude i love this guy so much
"Every Tuesday"
Ish
Pesto is and always be the besto
I can confirm that the intro is pretty accurate... 0:14