Imma do this(I’ve done this a few times now); 00:00 Introduction 00:27 Talking 00:37 Chicken 4:15 Endermen 7:06 Creeper 9:22 Bats 11:43 Squid 13:25 Ghast 14:10 Them messing around 14:52 Them beating the Ender dragon as bats 15:19 Them beating the Ender dragon as Giant Zombies 15:49 Victory
It's actually kind of not because you can visit The Hobbit holes in New Zealand because that's where the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed and I live in new Zealand :)
Lizzie: “Omg this is what shshhinajm dndj youjkejh” Joel: “what did you say?” Lizzie: “I said this is actually what a bat would see” Joel: “I thought you said this is what hsjhjhsjskhsjsksjsjsk”
Joel: this mod is only available in 1.12 Me: Like most of the mods you use !!!! Joel: Why are you Taller than me Lizzie? Lizzie: Yess finally I’m Taller than you Joel: I layed an egg, I layed an egg Me: What JOEL IS A FEMALE CHICKEN!!!
"Oh, get over it joel we only got a day!" "Right let’s go terrorize that village" "Why what did they ever do to us?" "…. *Exist* " "Ow! I think you’re attacking me darling" "JOEL GET A LOAD OF THESE SEEDS!!!" "Wait can I use seeds on you and breed with me? No, alright" "EWWWW!!!!" "Why do i imagine me living in this one block coop and you still building an elaborate fantasy cottage for yourself?" "Please sir can i have some stone?" "There’s a zombie down here can we kill it?" "We have two hearts.." "Yeah but this zombie really threatens my life" "Do you wanna watch me sleep?" "Oh my god this is what it ææűůëøö" best lines fr
The fact that Joel layed a egg was unbelievable
You could say it was incr- _egg_ -ible
Time stamp please 🥺🥺🥺
2:56
@@Beaniebabe305 Y-you gave yourself a time stamp?
Yknow what we’re Joel fans why am I questioning this...
I’m lol
Favorite line: Joel: “Let’s go terrorize that village” Lizzie: “what, why what did they ever do to us”? Joel: “-long pause- Exist.” 13:30
14:37
Lizzie: “Ow! I think you’re attacking me, Darling.”
THAT WAS THE BEST PART
It’s was so cuteeeeee
It was really sweet lol
i agree
It’s was so adorable 😍
I KNOW
The little chuckle Lizzie gives at 2:05 will never get old for me, she's so satisfied with herself.
“yeah but nobody would ever attack a chicken” joel was real quiet for a minute there
Time stamp?
Has liz never seen joels intros? XD
@@Luna_Maidens 1:37
Jeez
@@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan I guess not lol
Okay but Lizzy called Joel darling was so cute-
“breed with me”
why is no one talking about this line
Idk
Lol I did.
its kinda ...
We gotta remember they’re married😭✋
@@adrekins2668 yes 😂😭✋
Joel: "We get all the animals abilities"
Also Joel: *immediately starts mining wood as a chicken*
Lizzie: I'm SO good at being an enderman!
Lizzie: Teleports directly into the water
Real endermen be like: Hmm
No, real endermen be like:Ą̸̛͇̘̳̩͖͔͇̝͋̽̈́̾̓̐͛̐̽̎́̀̂̈́̉͊͝͝Ą̷͔̼̮̲̤̯̰͉̩̻̫̀A̸̧̛̮͈̻̞̤̯̠̻̳̭͍͑͑̒͒̀͂̚͝͝ͅḀ̴̢̨̨̛̜̫̙͎͉̙͕͙͚̩̮͕̹̘̮̹͕̗̼͚͕̫̃̂̄̌̽̒̿̈̃̍͆́̇̎̏̇͑̔͘͘̚͝ͅͅ
Pink looking sus
It the fact that she bragged about it that makes it funny
Yep
No.... they are ëèùüūã ââ àå é
Joel: Hates Chickens
Joel: Can I use these seeds to breed with you
Joel Rethink of an win win
Lizzie saying: "I think your attacking me, darling." JUST MADE MY DAY
When did she say that
@@uaeem4700 14:37
They're married
🥺same
@@stormi_weather8366 hm
Imma do this(I’ve done this a few times now);
00:00 Introduction
00:27 Talking
00:37 Chicken
4:15 Endermen
7:06 Creeper
9:22 Bats
11:43 Squid
13:25 Ghast
14:10 Them messing around
14:52 Them beating the Ender dragon as bats
15:19 Them beating the Ender dragon as Giant Zombies
15:49 Victory
Hellooooooo tysm
Thankss
@@Blanknoname12345 ?
@@Blanknoname12345 what
@@equestriangirlalt22 ?
Lizzie- “Nobody’s gonna attack a chicken”
Joel- “That’s my job”
Your profile picture is so cute!
@@campbellserenperfarts what about mine?
Jk
I love ur profile picture
@Ryan Mbuashundip YES and if Joel doesn't we will
@Ryan Mbuashundip what do you mean have had an argument???☹️
sometimes i forget that lizzie and joel are married and not just dating.
Sane
*same
Same
Same
same lmao
Joel: kills chickens
Lizzie, as a chicken: Uno Reverse Card
@@familygilbert1876 shut up instead of talking
Also I reported you for bad language
@@familygilbert1876 what bad launguage?
@@dieideidieieididie shut up isn’t a swear word- also that comment wasn’t directed at me.
Ha ha
"This is what it would actually look like to be a bat."
- Lizzie
10:55
"Oh my god! This is what i- aaeeoaeaau
Joel sounds like a goat.
Joel: let’s go and terrorise that village
Lizzie what did they do to us?
Joes: ..........exist.......
Just watched that bit xDDDDDDDDDDD
Joes?
*Joel
*imnotagrammarqueen :)
Saved u from 666 likes I see so many comments with that many likes😒😕😦😐
"Can I use this seeds on you and breed with me?"
Joel, there are kids
Yeah I'm totally not a kid......:/
I’M A CHILD
Fr-
I’ m a kid that doesn’t care-
Yeah like me😄
Lizzie: “well nobody’s going to attack a chicken.”
Joel: kills chickens almost every episode.
Lol your so right 😂
Haha
:V
Yup that's exactly what popped up in my mind when lizzie said that.
Skittles ur sooo rigt lol
Lizzie- “I can imagine you building a fantasy home”
Joel-“ I’m not. I am building a hobbit hole.”
A hobbit hole IS A FANTASY THING!!!
It's actually kind of not because you can visit The Hobbit holes in New Zealand because that's where the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed and I live in new Zealand :)
Lol
Yes
*"JOEL GET A LOAD OF THESE SEEDS!"* When Lizzie said this I just DIED
Me to LOL 😝
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!
The amount of times they accidentally said sexual lines is crazy
"breed with me"
"Its so long imma poke it with ya"
"strip mine"
@@the_officalflyingocelot4475 that ones not sexual it’s the actual name for it
the more u know :)
“I’m so good at being an endermen”
*falls in water*
What a great name persun 😂
joel saying “you know what isn’t ugly? you.“ in the intro just singlehandedly made my day better
Lizzie at the beginning: human sucks
Lizzie later: the best mob is human
She said the best mob is a player
Lizzie: "Ow! I think you're attacking me, darling " I just died that was an amazing sentence
That’s England for you
Its England for you
@@izukumidoriya9309 what are u doing here deku
Time segment?
Joel: Breed with me
Lizzie a few mins after: I layed an egg
(hm seems sus)
Please never say that again 0_0
Y!?
@MR.random57 no
*sus*
Sus
Lizzy:wait why whatdid they ever do to us?
Joel: E x i s t
I literally just saw that part-
Omg me to
"So, turns out the best mob in Minecraft is a player"
Love this quote
it was so cute when Lizzie said “ I think your hitting me darling” 🥺🥺
Timestamp?
@@luxvy7223 when they were in the end🙋♀️
CUTE
@@luxvy7223 14:37
@@luxvy7223 14:37
Joel Chicken form: I have become the very thing I sought to destroy
11:55
"I'm drowning" 😂
I think you mean you're suffocating
"Can I use seeds on you and breed with me" Since they are married, this genuinely scares me
Lol I think it’s cute.
(Lol JK JK!)
@@bessiesaysnop1981 no
@@anuglypugduckling No
“Your attacking me,darling”
Everyone thought that’s was cute 🥰
“Breed with me”
Everyone thought that was naughty 😏
Time segment?
@@laurenbattaglia1240 1:15
YESSIR
Ooooooo
ew get out of of here
"You're attacking me, darling."
Cutest couple ever
Joel : *Let's destroy the village!*
Lizzy : *Wait, why? What they did ever do to us?*
Also Joel : *Exist!*
“It’s so long I’m gonna poke you with it”
Between the breeding joke and this line, I’m concerned with Joel’s relationship with Lizzie
it’s almost like they’re a married adult couple...
@@caitlynb30 Please be serious, that’d be crazy
How is this a naughty line
@•Pàñdà• •Päńkãkçê• ???
Y.e.s
“You trying to kill me? I’ll kill you first”
*Couple goals*
Yes
Yes
@Omar Farooq yes
@Omar Farooq yes
Lizzie: “Omg this is what shshhinajm dndj youjkejh”
Joel: “what did you say?”
Lizzie: “I said this is actually what a bat would see”
Joel: “I thought you said this is what hsjhjhsjskhsjsksjsjsk”
Lol
l0l
L0l thats sooo true
L0L
😂
“Let’s see if we have a child”
-SmallishBeans 2021
Joel: “It’s so long I’m gonna poke ya with it”
*Joel, no, just stop-*
Omfg- I- I don’t know what to say to that.. 😳
....help me-
MISS GURL NO-
*I-*
yep..
Joel: “*weird noises* it’s so long, I’m gonna poke you with it.”
Everyone: 👀😳
So inappropriate
Dino Ricky yes Ricky, that’s the point.
????
NO THATS CURSED
@@lemoonsprkle ya so inappropriate I’m a kid
10:57
Lizzie:"Omg This is what I ahdbfshvgned"
Lizzie again: "What? "
you dont know how many times i’ve repeated that part😭
Joel: I feel so tall. It's nothing like real life.
I felt that in my soul
Joel becoming a chicken: his worst enemy. This is horrifying
Dønt rėad my name! Hehe
@@err Ew self promoting
.
ikrr
shadow said that no one will attack a chicken, and beans said true! oh no! what has he becom!
No one:
Joel: Let’s terrorize that village
Lizzie: What did they ever do to us?
Joel: Exist.
Me: BAHAHHAHA
13:30
True🤣 I’m a. Rat
Omg true
Yes
Especially Wandering Traders
Damn
Can I maybe use this comment aswell
If not sorry I already put it
Joel: you’ve ruled this world for to- OW
Ender Dagon: what did you say? Sorry couldn’t hear ya.
Yup
Joel:You've ruled this world for too- OW!
Ender Dragon: Say that again, I didn't quite hear ya!
(meme)
this is genuinely the funniest video i've seen in a long time
1:15 I get ya’ll are married but joel you guys are recording 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“Good thing we found this end portal right next too our base”
They didn’t even try to hide it
Just like you say thanks again 🙂 for your your 🎂 birthday sweet
Crazy
@@zariathomas4244 what?
They don’t need to hide anything, it was just a portal near their base
Lizzie: I’m so tall!!
*and then she woke up 😭*
LOL
Sigh, poor Lizzie.
She's actually pretty tall.
5'8. Just as tall as me
@@kurookami2762 i envy you, im 5'2 and barely even a half
@@Crobat7269 I envy you I’m 5’0
Aww I love the part when Lizzie said “Ow I think ur attacking me darling” so cute 🥰 and it’s quite funny 😂
HAH WHEN JOEL ASKED IF HE COULD USE SEEDS TO BREED WITH LIZZIE
The fact that Lizzie was grossed out when Joel said "breed with me" cracks me up
14:38 she called him darling that's so cute
0:42 Joel has become the one thing he resented
“i think your hitting me darling” that was so cute 😭😭😭
Ldshadowlady-“Humans suck”
Ldshadowlady later-“The best mob is a player”
When Joel actually layed an egg, I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Lizzie calling Joel darling makes my heart happy :)
When Lizzie said "you whooooo" all I could think was "big summer blow out "
ikr me too
3:02
Two things
1. A MALE LAYED AN EGG!? WHAT THE-
2. I guess they have a child now???
Joel and Lizzie being wholesome for 15:57 minutes :
I just love how he just casually says in the beginning can i use these seeds to breed with you
Lizzie: Seeds!
Joel: Lets breed!
Every Normal Human: Eww!
*I'm not normal*
@@wolfietinyz same
69 likes...
joel: lets go terrorize that village
lizzie: wait why what did they ever do to us?
joel: ...
joel: exist
11:46 Squid Lizzie once said: "I believe, I can fly, I believe I can touch the sea...."
5:43
Yoohoo, big summer blow out
12:35 That would be terrifying if squids were really that fast on land
the part where they fly as bats, reminds me of the scene in hotel transylvania, where they fly together and spend time in the clouds
1:16 Joel: "Can I use seeds on you, and breed with me"
SIR, this is a christian minecraft channel
Since when xD Lizzie said asshole in one of his videos so it's not really Cristian
What?
Joel: “it’s so long ima poke you with it”
Lizzie: *giggles* “ohh” 😏
Lmaoo🤣
joel deserves so much more recognition for all of his creative video ideas
watching you two play is... so refreshing. MORE MORE
‘Yeah, but nobody’s gonna attack a chicken.’
Well Lizzie, meet Joel, your husband and chicken slayer.
I am getting this mod and playing a whole game as an enderman.
Also I absolutely lost it at 8:47.
"I'm gonna start strip mining" *blows up*
Lizzie: Humans suck
Me: I knew someone would understand me one day.
So its not only me
1:10 "Joel get a load of these seeds" -Lizzie 2021
"Let's see if we have a child. *No.* ..."
_Everybody disliked that._
*I was the only one to like that*
@@wolfietinyz me to
not only you...me
@@vexxie- y e s good good, us 3 people didnt dislike it UwU unless theres more pEoPle?
@@wolfietinyz *everyone liked that they did not have a child*
“Speedrunning creeper isn’t real and cannot hurt you”
Speedrunning creeper: 7:49
Lizzie: humans suck
Chickens: finally something we can agree on
15:16
" Good Job We Found This Enderportal Right Next To Our Base "
- SmallishBeans 2021
Thank you so much Smallishbeans for taking time out of your days to make these videos!
They make everyone So happy!
5:53 watch the floating blocks… 😳
Minecraft being like of suspicious
🎶We don’t talk about 5:53…WE DON’T TALK ABOUT 5:53!!! 🎶
Joel + Lizzie = Hilarious videos & couple goals
I knew lizzie was always taller than Joel...
Dønt rėad my name! Haha
i still don't get how lizzi eis 5'2
it blows my mind
Joel: this mod is only available in 1.12
Me: Like most of the mods you use !!!!
Joel: Why are you Taller than me Lizzie?
Lizzie: Yess finally I’m Taller than you
Joel: I layed an egg, I layed an egg
Me: What JOEL IS A FEMALE CHICKEN!!!
@@err stop saying that on a lot of comments i'll report you
and that meme not cool anymore.
@@MaddyDaddyUwu you mean
Joel: GRRRRRR GRRRRRI LAYED AN EGG I LAYED AN EGG! rip headphone users 😂
"can i use seeds on you and breed with me?" well that spawned some thoughts i would rather unthink
I mean, chickens may eggs, some of which are fertile.
2:44
They're now chicken parents
This video was so entertaining! It looked so fun to be all of those different mobs!
No-one's ever gonna attack a chicken
Every minecraft player: allow us to introduce are selfs
Especially joel
I deeeeeefinutly never kill chickens🐓
Nervously yeeeeeea
*Nervously:*
:)
“No, humans suck!”
-Ldshadowlady 2021
shes not wrong
It’s true tho
It’s true tho
It’s true tho
Chickens don't start nuclear war, soo... I'm officially a furry now
6:05
LDSHADOWLADY: im so good at being an enderman wacth this *lands on water*
Lizzie: Well no-one is going to attack a chicken
Me: Unless you are the chicken in Joel’s weird intros
Congratulations to whoever found this comment you are loved and appreciated... 💚
Me: *thinking of another reason to call Joel a boomer*
“Feel so tall, it’s nothing like real life.” -Joel 2021
Joel really did just say “Transmorph”
“Wait! You gotta hit her in the butt”
Now why would you say that to your husband
1:05
Lizzie : I NEED SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS SEEDS ah SEEDS JOEL GET A LOAD OF THESE SEEDS
Me : The way that the villager looked at her was funny
..
"Oh, get over it joel we only got a day!"
"Right let’s go terrorize that village"
"Why what did they ever do to us?"
"…. *Exist* "
"Ow! I think you’re attacking me darling"
"JOEL GET A LOAD OF THESE SEEDS!!!"
"Wait can I use seeds on you and breed with me? No, alright"
"EWWWW!!!!"
"Why do i imagine me living in this one block coop and you still building an elaborate fantasy cottage for yourself?"
"Please sir can i have some stone?"
"There’s a zombie down here can we kill it?"
"We have two hearts.."
"Yeah but this zombie really threatens my life"
"Do you wanna watch me sleep?"
"Oh my god this is what it ææűůëøö"
best lines fr