😂😂I will not blame my English teacher again for destroying my life she used to bite me telling me that one day I will get married by the people potatoes block but today her daughter get married by the block man who's well known mpaka akahama uko kwetu don't play with God akiamua kulipisha
God bless servants as they do whatever they do and whatever they lay their hands on let it prosper in the mighty name of Jesus Amen and Amen shalom 🔥🔥🛐🛐👋👋🙏🙏🕊️🕊️💙💙✝️✝️
Vile I hate my mum coz we are 9 of us but she used kutoa depression na mimi coz I was an introvert she thought I was retarded, Wueh huyo alikua ananifukuza at 6yrs old nalala nje, akianza kunipiga anamake sure na bleed na nimefaint ndio aniwache then kesho morning anarudia, ni kama ni mimi I told dad akahanye, she knew I was my dad favorite so she was doing it to hurt him, Wueh mimi nilikua hadi nalala kwa msitu nikiwa nimefukuzwa home the last time kutoka home I was when she tried to kill me n thought I was dead, I hate her todate, even now we don’t talk coz dad alipass akaniachia his property and she didn’t like that though sitaki hiyo mali niliwarudishia but mum won’t leave me alone
🤣🤣🤣🤣aki MUNGU ni mkuu ati tuko still sounding strong 💪 na venye wazazi na walimu walitupitishia..hata alshabbab sio hawajuii vita kama hao wazazi, then wazazi walikua wanashikania na walimu kutuchapaa
Mutigatahe maii niguka na mbura my brother misunderstood that hakuchota let me tell you that night alipigwa karate na judo then mathe akamuuma akimwitaga muthamaki alilala Kwa mukorofia😂😂😂😂😂
Nime invite machakos watatu kwa hii channel nikawaambia hapa ndipo pressure yangu inaishianga nikicheka na kweli huwa mpka wanauliza kwa nn una delay ku post juu ya furaha 🤣🤣🤣😍🥰😍🤩
Today tumecheka yote. Thank you great brothers. We can relate especially vituko cia teachers. I was beaten by a woman teacher and I had just come from hospital, she told me..."riu ona ingikuhura ndukikua" She hit my thumb and got swollen. Every time I see her I hear remember those harsh words. For mum she was a super mum, anjitaga wanyina na ndari.
Ngugi mum kinda my mum sister Those words were threatening my whole being en for sure i grew up straight coz the words were ringing in my mind everywhere,everyday I remember one day she said me Wewe train ilikuwacha wapi coz it’s bn 2 hours since children left school which use to take me 10 minutes from school to home Ooooiiii pple of God Lemmi not remember story for future telling.earth was hard on me that day
Chapati was like gold during our growing up. I personally hated my mum's lady friends who used to pass through our home going to the market. My mum would be cooking chapoo and as one of the lady greets her, she is asked to sit down apewe chapati. The lady would say ako na haraka and at the same time she is pulling the seat. That lady would wait mpaka chapoos zimalizike kupikwa. I used to get annoyed cos my share automatically reduced cos of this lady. Those wa the days.
Ooi ma this show reminds me a lot especially my late parents 😢. The teachers were killers! How can a grown teacher squeeze your nyonyo until you pee yourself?! 😊😊
My mum alikuwa mbaya sana...mateso kuchapwa... but now that she is no more...imiss her so much...my head teacher used to call me useless but today iam doing very well uraya and ihave been a blessing to many back home...thanxs guys❤❤❤❤
Pia my big brother alikua na 20yrs so yy alikua mjaja alikua Nairobi alipokuja home akiwa kwa stage akaambiwa na cucu mwingine weeee umekuja kuona mtoi mama yako hata alitoka hosi jana ako na kasichana now was me back 1984 alisema ati mtoto kaba itagwoka maa😭😭😭alikasirika sana nilipozaliwa no 10
Daumagira buroti kuwatch movies nikirudi sema kutwangwa alafu napewa food naulizwa movie ilikua ya nini nasema commado ameua cyborg kaa kumi , nawekelewa vita ingine ya kimataifa , 90s was lovely
😂😂😂😂😂when i see the scar on my hand i remember the day ,i fell on the pan waiting chapati in one of my relative and i was not given 😂😂😂😂😂😂. My grandmother on top of that she beat me when i told her about the scenario. Life in the past was a survival mm nmelala nje countless nights fearing to be beaten 😂😂😂😂😂. Live long grandmother you made me whom I am today ❤
My English teacher was very mean to me I vividly remember that he prophesied to me that I won't go beyond class 8, I will married in my village, I will die there and buried there,he also told me that the far I will go it's just my home town then see these, I went to highschool, college and now I'm outside the county
Wow this is best combination Ngugi that shirt is very nice at least today we need to laugh we cried too much the previous show about that lady who lost 2 kids.
My mom aliniambia gore ucinite mwaana soo the time niliskia my mom akikunja maji ya ugari ilikuwa kwa jiko nilikimbia nikachota maji nikamwagiria my siz maji kwa matako weeeeh 😢😢😢mtoto wetu alilala hosi 2 weeks juu ya kidonda😢😢
I thank God coz my parents were not overbearing yaani they weren't the military type of parents, but I really enjoy watching such videos 😅😅who else had same parents as mine.. anyone 😅😅 hit that like button.
😂😂I will not blame my English teacher again for destroying my life she used to bite me telling me that one day I will get married by the people potatoes block but today her daughter get married by the block man who's well known mpaka akahama uko kwetu don't play with God akiamua kulipisha
OOOh Yeah 🤣🤗
Haiya prophet Peter ni wakwetu,mpaka we went in the same primary school
Imgn ilikua ngumu Chapo kufikisha the following day lunch nikama laana😂😂😂
God bless servants as they do whatever they do and whatever they lay their hands on let it prosper in the mighty name of Jesus Amen and Amen shalom 🔥🔥🛐🛐👋👋🙏🙏🕊️🕊️💙💙✝️✝️
These stories are relatable,mindblowing and also rib cracking.Nì aigana monete rùthìomi rùrù rwitù rwa gìkùyù rwi cama muno😂😂😂😂
My mum was very too much depressed,alikua anachipa mpaka anaumwa na kiswa,wawa😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vile I hate my mum coz we are 9 of us but she used kutoa depression na mimi coz I was an introvert she thought I was retarded, Wueh huyo alikua ananifukuza at 6yrs old nalala nje, akianza kunipiga anamake sure na bleed na nimefaint ndio aniwache then kesho morning anarudia, ni kama ni mimi I told dad akahanye, she knew I was my dad favorite so she was doing it to hurt him, Wueh mimi nilikua hadi nalala kwa msitu nikiwa nimefukuzwa home the last time kutoka home I was when she tried to kill me n thought I was dead, I hate her todate, even now we don’t talk coz dad alipass akaniachia his property and she didn’t like that though sitaki hiyo mali niliwarudishia but mum won’t leave me alone
Haaaaaah.ati mummy iyo Ni ndaa ingi winayo nie ma Mami witu angia kureire na magegoo😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣aki MUNGU ni mkuu ati tuko still sounding strong 💪 na venye wazazi na walimu walitupitishia..hata alshabbab sio hawajuii vita kama hao wazazi, then wazazi walikua wanashikania na walimu kutuchapaa
Mutigatahe maii niguka na mbura my brother misunderstood that hakuchota let me tell you that night alipigwa karate na judo then mathe akamuuma akimwitaga muthamaki alilala Kwa mukorofia😂😂😂😂😂
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Prophet and Munuhe,ndiitagwo depression,yetaguo kwiruta mathata kana mang'uri
Trauma
Aki you two made my evening 😂😂😂😂😂na vyenye nlikua na stress..... am happy now 💃💃💃
Prophet is a whole vibe we love you prophet 💞 😄😅😅😂😂😂
Inyui mwariega twakuaaga kinya maii mangombe
Ithui tuekagira mabuti tukiruga cabaci, baba agaturia mwikagira magoti maki mukiruga cabaci naniguo iri urugari, kumbe ciari cia guikia macabaci mihuko😂😂😂
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Nîndathîî,mwakîrîrie redio ithîre mahiga,thoguo oka nîmûkûmûthomera habari😂😂😂😂
80s and 90s nitwarimwo weega onahatari gitumi!! Ngai 🤣🤣😂
Many people lost their hope and foundations during those old days, which has negatively affected our lives today in so many ways 😢
I remember those days aki,life was tough, but thank God it shaped us to who we are today.
start the house ngugi,you have stood with many families we will stand with you
Thank you Ngugi and profet,this January we are stress free.keep up the good work.
Ithuî twokagîrio tûgîtagwo anene na chifu atî tûkîre njaguti itû nîtûrugîire cai na matumbî ...hîndî îyo arûgamîte mûrango-inî na kîboko 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nime invite machakos watatu kwa hii channel nikawaambia hapa ndipo pressure yangu inaishianga nikicheka na kweli huwa mpka wanauliza kwa nn una delay ku post juu ya furaha 🤣🤣🤣😍🥰😍🤩
Watching from saudia leo mmeni-blessed sana🤣me niwa 1986 sisi tulikuwa tuna chapwa na mwiko natunaumwa na meno😁
Long live my brother for giving mummy the best life....wish daddy was alive..... this story cracked my ribs, 😂😂😂
The love I have for this dudes is unimaginable ♥️♥️😂😂😂 today's show was 🔥🔥🔥 watching from Kiambu
I love the two..they make my day
No ino Ngugi , murari maguta Meru , you 2 nailed it, watched more than 5* especially fackyou😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Today tumecheka yote. Thank you great brothers. We can relate especially vituko cia teachers. I was beaten by a woman teacher and I had just come from hospital, she told me..."riu ona ingikuhura ndukikua" She hit my thumb and got swollen. Every time I see her I hear remember those harsh words. For mum she was a super mum, anjitaga wanyina na ndari.
Kihii kimwe kiaiyire cabasi kwene thaburia ng'ima na gikihitha macani-ini mwena wa Limuru.😂😂😂😂😂
It's like all parents walikuwa same.....sisi tulikuwa tunaitwa cylinder head 😅😅😅 African parents.
The most hilarious video I have watched 2024 mi Kuna mwalimu alinichapa kuulizia walikuwa wamekosana na bibi khaai😮tulilia sana
All this nilipitia 😢but I thank God today I am somewhere
Ngugi mum kinda my mum sister
Those words were threatening my whole being en for sure i grew up straight coz the words were ringing in my mind everywhere,everyday
I remember one day she said me Wewe train ilikuwacha wapi coz it’s bn 2 hours since children left school which use to take me 10 minutes from school to home
Ooooiiii pple of God Lemmi not remember story for future telling.earth was hard on me that day
This channel is a therapy ❤❤😂God bless you Ngugi and prophet nyinyi hata mnafaa kua na kipindi Kwa radio 😂😂😂😂😂😂 combination ya nguvu
very true, to make us happy after a hard day.
Thought so too
That's a good evening laughter therapy 😅😅😅
Riu.maa.mungiaga.mitamboini..kungikara.atia.ma.muratnimwo.muno.muno.ni.Ngai.nimungenagia.muno😅😅😅😅😅😅
Kwani SISI wooote tulikuwa kaa familia moja,,😂😂,,wewe umaskini hauna aibu😂,,penda nyinyi sana🥰
Kuna siku niliambia my sister ee na moruki 😂😂juu alikua amekojoa usiku na hakuoga niligongwa na mbao upto date nko scar😂😂😂😂
Mami aturumaga rugiuo, (yani pan )
Na mangethia
Chapati was like gold during our growing up. I personally hated my mum's lady friends who used to pass through our home going to the market. My mum would be cooking chapoo and as one of the lady greets her, she is asked to sit down apewe chapati. The lady would say ako na haraka and at the same time she is pulling the seat. That lady would wait mpaka chapoos zimalizike kupikwa. I used to get annoyed cos my share automatically reduced cos of this lady. Those wa the days.
Prophet's vibes are 😘😘
Aki it's true walimu hawakuwa wachache,Hadi ikabidi ni potee nikatafute kazi ya nyumba,ikabidi niamue hivyo kwa kuchapa sana
Ngwitu mbembe theri twaciitaga mukoma nuui
Prophet😂 P.K is a real comedian 😂😂😅😅🤣🤣. Nice show Mr Ngugi 👊🏽👊🏽
I will save this show to watch again and again wen ever a'm in bad mood 😂😂😂😂
You must this from today,you too are crazy,,it's from Me as I laugh with you
Ooi ma this show reminds me a lot especially my late parents 😢. The teachers were killers! How can a grown teacher squeeze your nyonyo until you pee yourself?! 😊😊
Sure walimu walikuwa na pure depression,Mwalimu anakula maembe yangu yenye nimeamka kuokota morning 5:00😅😅,
Ngugi wa Karanja😂😂😂 aky those are sweet memories. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we thank God for everything, this far he has brought us.
We have same dream karanja that's yhe way i grew up may God keep my mum 🙏🙏🙏🙏 happy in heaven 😢😢😢😢❤❤❤
Mr.muthinga ndie alikua na hio Tabia ya kuchuna Katikati ya mapaja.....🤦🤦🤦
Weee ithuii twetaguo brarifuu
My mum alikuwa mbaya sana...mateso kuchapwa... but
now that she is no more...imiss her so much...my head teacher used to call me useless but today iam doing very well uraya and ihave been a blessing to many back home...thanxs guys❤❤❤❤
And it is today our God is faithful ati ngugi niurahingirira Mami wanyu nyumba,,,🎉🎉🎉 congratulations
Ma nii kenete andu aria twarereirwo gichagi twanona maingi ma nikio tukoragwo strong 💪 😂❤
My mum atwitaga (ng'ombe ino) ,,(muguruki uyu),,kirimu giiki ),,na hau ha vakini muno wueeh 😂😂😂
I love you guys...i love the way you blend honies...thekaga ta nugu mah😅
Pia my big brother alikua na 20yrs so yy alikua mjaja alikua Nairobi alipokuja home akiwa kwa stage akaambiwa na cucu mwingine weeee umekuja kuona mtoi mama yako hata alitoka hosi jana ako na kasichana now was me back 1984 alisema ati mtoto kaba itagwoka maa😭😭😭alikasirika sana nilipozaliwa no 10
Haki i love prophet peter k and uncle wa sweetness sana you make me so happy...God bless you sana
Leo mumeturundisa kwenye💔 but mungu nimungu tu🙏🏼🙏🏼🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
🙆Ucio wa kuhihinya ngengere aarï na depression ya ma....who does that?
Daumagira buroti kuwatch movies nikirudi sema kutwangwa alafu napewa food naulizwa movie ilikua ya nini nasema commado ameua cyborg kaa kumi , nawekelewa vita ingine ya kimataifa , 90s was lovely
Aaaaaah mwangenia muno ,nimecheka nikalia 😅😅ati ni Ngugi waūū🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂when i see the scar on my hand i remember the day ,i fell on the pan waiting chapati in one of my relative and i was not given 😂😂😂😂😂😂. My grandmother on top of that she beat me when i told her about the scenario. Life in the past was a survival mm nmelala nje countless nights fearing to be beaten 😂😂😂😂😂. Live long grandmother you made me whom I am today ❤
Mm hapo Kwa Chapo nakumbuka nlikua naanza na githeri kunyihia savice area
My man is in the house happy new year prophet peter k.na uombee huyo dame watoto wake waliuliwa na baba Yao aki..
Am happy bcz of this conversation coz I've understand in a different angle how my mum used to treat me .I used to feel like she hate me
Mami witu aigaga besha handù akariganirwo haria aigire,akauga ninii doya akahura ta ngofu alafu agashiona thutha wakunumia,agagikira ouguo gutiri nginya sorry na ngugeragia kumuira tinii doya na ngehita na dangiigua😢😢
Wooi ma arimu guturumithania na aciari aitu na gutubody shame ma 😂😂😂 aki heaga ciana ciakwa turugano ikaigua tha.
My English teacher was very mean to me I vividly remember that he prophesied to me that I won't go beyond class 8, I will married in my village, I will die there and buried there,he also told me that the far I will go it's just my home town then see these, I went to highschool, college and now I'm outside the county
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,Nimwangenia ati mutikongerere Githeri mai,Muthugumire Githeri.
Niki ureka ta nding'oing'o😅😅
Wow this is best combination Ngugi that shirt is very nice at least today we need to laugh we cried too much the previous show about that lady who lost 2 kids.
Ngugi wa karanja.....Pastor Bull alienda wapi?We miss him in this show...
We love Prophet Peter K also very much.... He's very sincere...and amazing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wow today I love this show
Prophet Is a good story teller 😂😂😂😂
it's like all the parents were the same across that board them days...😂
Maguta Mari Cooper's magukama Manungaga Dettol Na Mari mega Na ndutu,tutheci Na miatuka,woii think niumagwo😂😂😂😂
Kubeba jivu,maji,kuni,jembe,panga shule na kuchapwa ukichelewa,some teachers 😂😂😂Alafu ukuwe hujamaliza homework 😂😂😂😂Mimi siezi rudi shule 😂😂😂
Ngugi uturehe Mali safi na bratha yake siku moja
Nindathie muthie murure andu mamenye nindaciarire atalii
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@@reginawachira5633 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂aki nyinyi
😂😂😂😂😂 mwandirikania kuraihu nii dathinikire kinya nyonage ta ndari wakûgûrwo
Prophet wewe😅😅😅 ati sadau fakini funda 😅😅😅
So this life was everywhere those days😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂Mali Safi ati muthamaki wa mbumbui😂😂😂😂
Kuna mwalimu alikuwa anatuita Ndinoho ino 😂😅
Haki nawapenda you guys make my days❤❤❤
Mami witu oigaga urura fiiu ta kaini itura rimenye ndaciarire watalii
👶 mwana ni wau?
Ngugi IZI stori NDO sasa tunataka 😂😂😂😂 Apostle we need more of this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 candaf umenye kuria ukurara umuthi wee,ngakangu uyu
1980's homes we thank God He is our Ebenezer!This far is the Lord Amen!
Both of you are jz crazie!!prophet peter,Ngai,weee,nampenda tu bure!!
Topi ya leo ilikua fire 😂😂😂turiakenu
My mom aliniambia gore ucinite mwaana soo the time niliskia my mom akikunja maji ya ugari ilikuwa kwa jiko nilikimbia nikachota maji nikamwagiria my siz maji kwa matako weeeeh 😢😢😢mtoto wetu alilala hosi 2 weeks juu ya kidonda😢😢
Haiya😂
😂😂😂nawalombotove sana
Karanja how did u come to know the Bible?
Kwani nyinyi ni brother zangu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Gwakiriria githeri tugithikaga matumbi muhu-ini! Sema kuchapwa after the makorogoca kuoneka! Twetagwo foko ofu 😂😂
I thank God coz my parents were not overbearing yaani they weren't the military type of parents, but I really enjoy watching such videos 😅😅who else had same parents as mine.. anyone 😅😅 hit that like button.
You are alone🤣🤣🤣
@@ndichususan2390 huwezi sema hivyo😂😂
Think it was life for that time it was all over most homes