Joe: Oi don't call me a bloody knodge! Tanya quietly says: Little Knodger. (ALFIE CACKLES) (JOE COMES INTO THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN) Joe: Hi (says nervously) Rewinded this 10000 times😂😂
Didn't even notice that Alfie hasn't been uploading because I've been watching his daily vlogs 😂❤️ Ps. *I am having a massive giveaway!! Giving away loads of fun stuff, have a look and maybe enter ❤️💕*
So glad Alfie finally uploaded on his main channel ☺️❤️ Ps. *I am having a massive giveaway!! Giving away loads of fun stuff, have a look and maybe enter ❤️💕*
Britain is only known for one thing so Search the web for H to the O to the N to the E to the Y to the G it's honey g. H to the O to the N to the E to the Y to the G it's honey g. When I say honey, you say G . Honey... G . Honey... G. When I say honey you say G. Honey... G! Honey...G! ... check it to wreck it let's begin.. part on party people let me hear some Noise... let me hear some noise...
Cards Against humanity is our favorite game...my friends can play it with their parents though (I could NEVER!!). This one is similar, but less rude haha
I paused the video before they said "DO NOT SEARCH UP JAR SQUATTER" so I had no warning but Being the dumbass that I am I search up 'Jar squatter' I WISH I NEVER FUCKING DID, I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE! TWO GIRLS ONE CUP DOESN'T EVEN COMPARE!!!
I searched up 'jar squat' and got the 'no internet connection' page...I think it was a sign from the universe that it was a bad fucking idea. Wish I hadn't ignored it and refreshed.... :( *DO NOT SEARCH UP 'JAR SQUAT' ALFIE WASN'T JOKING*
I told my friend it's Alfie's birthday today and she said happy birthday zoella's boyfriend and I said don't say that. She said why and I said he's his own person not just Zoe's boyfriend. She said I can say what I can but I think she shouldn't say that about Alfie. When you think Alfie deyes she probably thinks that but I think funny, entertaining and hardworking
Hard to believe that Tan and Jim are over. They were the power couple of TH-cam with Zalfie of course. Just watching these videos and it makes me so sad
So I'm that bitch that does something when getting told not to (eg.classyrisktaker). I REPEAT DO NOT GOOGLE JAR SQUATTING OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. AC vommed in my own mouth, mmm.
ALFIE, YOU ARE ONE HELL OF AN INSPIRATION! YOU'RE ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I STARTED TH-cam!! *(Got to this and only just realised that was in capitals :/)*
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POV; This has just been on you recommended after Zoe and Alfie announce they are having a baby girl
yes
yup
Yess
It is on my recommended in 2023
Me after they announced their 2nd daughter
This would have been better if Joe joined in properly
YES
+Dan and Phil SHE
+Dan and Phil also who did you kill for that username
ikr
Joe was filming
Joe: Oi don't call me a bloody knodge!
Tanya quietly says: Little Knodger.
(ALFIE CACKLES)
(JOE COMES INTO THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN)
Joe: Hi (says nervously)
Rewinded this 10000 times😂😂
SkyeAmy Fretton
Tan said “we’ve got this little knodger”
Tanya says we've stepped it up with this knodger
Same
Zoë looks so small in that video
Please play that game again.. It's so funny
she does look small
Ikr but I still love her
She's cute how tall is she 😊?
wonder how tall she is
ZALFIE AND JANYA TOGETHER YES FAVES, clicked on this so fast 😍
Hey don't forget joe😆
+Andra Cutie yeaaah💕
TANYA*
+Lisa and Lena no Janya Jim and Tanya's ship name
+Andra Cutie of course hahaha
6:52-7:08 I was dying of laughter
Oh my god!! It's my favourite part of the video!!
Ella Mason same
Ella Mason same
Ella Mason
Ella Mason yeah😂😂
The way they explained it made it seem 100x more confusing
Haha true :D at first I was like :DDD whaaat
Iza Elle Hahah same!!
/Hi there. Ehmmm do you know what Tanya says at 2:28? If I were the .... wolf?
René Krsnadasa She said "If I were the 8th Dwarf"
yes it did
Loved this! Don't know if it was just me but did the sound not always match the video?
That happened to me too! I thought it was just me haha
Mine did that too!
That happened to me too!
So odd! It happened to me on one of Zoe's videos too... Glad it wasn't just my internet!
I think it's the update on TH-cam 😭
now tanya and jim aren’t together, jim is having a baby with someone else and zoe is having a baby girl with alfie omg-
And now Tanya has a baby with someone else.
literally:(
Aw the last one was kinda sad
lowkey lol
+Jazmein Weekes ye
Am I the only one that had no idea how this game works???
I feel u
I Just Watched The Video & I Was Like "WTH IS GOING ON?"
Open your 👂🏼👂🏼
Check out my channel gorgeous ! I've just subscribed to your channel! I would love you to subscribe to my new channel & support me xxxx
you are the only one, this game is easy to understand
When Alfie gave Tanya the jar for her prize at the end, I literally fell of my chair 😂😂😂😂
Cree Stevenson same😂😂😂
Didn't even notice that Alfie hasn't been uploading because I've been watching his daily vlogs 😂❤️
Ps. *I am having a massive giveaway!! Giving away loads of fun stuff, have a look and maybe enter ❤️💕*
Same lol haha
same lol
Omg same!!
same lol
Lol same 😂😂😂
have to admit it took me a while to understand the rules but when i did, it was hilariously enjoyable!
Same
i still dont get it
+MinecraftGirl360 that's nice
same had to rewatch lol
+muffinheads4life i still dont get it, please help 😭
Who else is here when Zoe is pregnant ( I am here at 17.47 on Tuesday 9th March 2021)
3:45 Yes Joe, a bit EAR-itating ;)
😂😂👌
😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼
omg xDD
Evan Edinger would be proud
Yes Joe is in this video though though he is my crush
Why is the video still in 360p?
Mine is too
That's what I thought?
same here
Yea
same
'Are you zoellas boyfriend' OHHH SNAP ALFIEEE JUST GOT DRAGGEDDD OH
Now Tanya has the jar, when she gonna release 1 Woman 1 Jar
So glad Alfie finally uploaded on his main channel ☺️❤️
Ps. *I am having a massive giveaway!! Giving away loads of fun stuff, have a look and maybe enter ❤️💕*
me to💛💛
Obvs already entered 😝❣
Omg I luv ur videos!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
omg stop Commenting that on every video you just want subs
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE PROMOTING YOUR CHANNEL 😂
6:53 “oh I know it instantly”
“Well not instantly again”
Omgggggg YASS you're back ! Who else missed Alfie's main channel videos 👑
Everyone have a great day ! Y'all are AMAZING just be you and have fun ❤️
MEEEE
ME SO MUCH I WAS ABOUT TO UNSUBSCIBE
+Trinity jorja morton u dare 🗡🗡🗡🗡💣💣💣💣🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪☠☠☠📿 lol
+Trinity jorja morton why
Just have to say- Jim- your porn video should have been called- Going in Burr back XD
Sorry couldn't resist haha
Love you all!
surely, "going jimburr"
+Mimosa Amelia I meant mine as a pun on Bareback lol
When I saw the word (RUDE) in the title, I immediately thought they were gonna play Cards Against Humanity.. XD
Solarlight AJ me tooooo
Saaaaaaame 😪 they should 😜
Solarstarz Samee
I loveeeeee that gameee
Same
I'm so early!!! Who else? 💕💜💛😘
Meeee
Me 😂😂
Meeeeee x
Me
Meee
Wait isn't he Zoellas boyfriend?
yes and no. He is Alfie, his own person. He just doesn't want to be defined by her success.
+Stef C did you watch the video?
+Stef C it's not yes and no it's just yes
Lmao mate just yes
omg i get it now he dosent like it when ppl say arent you zoellas bf
I love how they never noticed that when Jim changes his voice it goes high pitched and it's always when it's his card that he wrote down haha
2 OF MY FAVORITE COUPLES ON TH-cam 😍
yassss same
DANIEL I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. Funny af
Same
I watch your vids! heeeeey
Same
I've missed you main channel videos!! 😫💗
Agreed
+Harry Atay TV yay!! Hi harry
Who’s here in 2021??
Also, like this if you googled "Jar Squat" in the middle of this video!
I did😂😂 worst decision of 2016
+Abbie Mae I did the same, and I totally agree with u
I just googled it, but decided to see it after the video, and now after all the comments... I'll leave that one aside 😂
+Ananya gkl lol
I feel the urge to google it but I don't want to be traumatized for the rest of my life, can someone please tell me what that is
RECREATE YOUR FIRST VIDEO (aka the one where you snap and change clothes)
Yess
yess plz
he has...
+Aloha.its. Leah give us the link den
Zaara Adnan type pointlessblog recreating old videos in the search bar duhh
Poppy still has to have the ice bath for losing girlfriend v sister it's got over 300k likes😂😂
I just realised how big Alfie's head looks compared to zoes omg😂❤️
YAY ANOTHER AMAZING COLLAB
YAS
+Harry Atay TV ur every where ahaha
Check out my channel gorgeous ! I've just subscribed to your channel! I would love you to subscribe to my new channel & support me xxxx
+ForDaZS it doesn't matter what they're doing it's still fun tbh😂
ForDaZS well they're enjoying themselves and that's what matters
Britain is only known for one thing so Search the web for H to the O to the N to the E to the Y to the G it's honey g. H to the O to the N to the E to the Y to the G it's honey g. When I say honey, you say G . Honey... G . Honey... G. When I say honey you say G. Honey... G! Honey...G! ... check it to wreck it let's begin.. part on party people let me hear some Noise... let me hear some noise...
Under Construction816 HONEY G HONEY G
Kirsty Wallace when I say honey you say G honey G honey G!!!😂😂
Who else looked up jar squatting after this?
me : (
I learly it is tempting
Me 😂😂
Don't do it!!! Biggest mistake of my life😭😭😭😭
me, regret very much
why doesnt he liked being called zoellas boyfriend??
Because that's not what he wants to be known for
of course! thanks, have a nice day
+hiddenglamour887 also bc Marcus keep calling him that lol
+Luna Corell yes and Marcus calls it him as he knows it winds him up
Because he has a name he doesn't want someone to call him zoella so boyfriend.
Cards Against humanity is our favorite game...my friends can play it with their parents though (I could NEVER!!). This one is similar, but less rude haha
Katie B I can only play it with my parents, none of my friends like it 😂
If you're reading this, have a good day! :)
I also make videos!
Wait aren't you Zoella's boyfriend?
Alfie x Zoe
Tanya x Jim
No he isn't, he is with Jim
Yes he is 😂
+Weird Person 😂😂😂
He was obviously joking because thats what Alfie said in the video...😂
i love how genuinely happy tanya looked when she got a jar hahahahahahha
Just me, or does this video look old? Even though it was published on the 7th. Or am I just not used to this quality? XD
it does look old
Wait... Where did my bagel go?!😂
They went to jim and tanya last week so it can't be that old:)
loves rose Thank you, it must be I'm just not used to the quality then xD
NarJezzy
Huehuehue *runs off*
I'm actually gonna listen to Alfie and not search Ass Squat XD
same XD
I think he said jar squat :)
Good plan because I searched it and regret it😩😂
It's jar squat and it a man shoving a jar up his ass
I paused the video before they said "DO NOT SEARCH UP JAR SQUATTER" so I had no warning but Being the dumbass that I am I search up 'Jar squatter' I WISH I NEVER FUCKING DID, I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE! TWO GIRLS ONE CUP DOESN'T EVEN COMPARE!!!
Hana Tuaine read the hat fic lmao
PhanEdiits hat fic you say
Hana Tuaine no dONT READ THE HAT FIC WHATEVER YOU DO DONT READ IT
Hana Tuaine OMG SAME 😩😩
is this game not out yet? i can't find it anywhere and i really want to buy it!
Let me know if you find it 😂
www.kickstarter.com/projects/1353575090/hot-seat-the-adult-party-game-thats-all-about-you
Looks like they have a kickstarter for it
Or you could buy the same game with different questions, it's called Balderdash
There is an app called phsyc that is the same
+sarah pennington yeah psych is really good
It is not
"We stepped it up a notch" it is
"We stepped it up a Sugg"
So sad😓Jim and Tanya have broken up😰😰
"Parental advisory" crying bc imagine watching this with the fam😂😂😂
I actually can't watch this 👀 360 ✋. But can't wait to watch it when it's at 1080 😇😂❤︎
+Ionaa what does it mean by 360
+Kerry North
360p 😂. The quality
I just changed my settings
Anyone here after Jim and Tanya got divorced 😭
Yeah it's so sad
Yes I am so sad
And Zoe is pregnant lol
@@ellanishuilleabhain8574 yeah I'm so happy for them :)
Because Zoe and tan are sitting in between the guys, they look so tiny!!😂
Yeah 😂
Who else wants dyed blue hair because of Zoe?
I have the same hair as her
no one
I searched up 'jar squat' and got the 'no internet connection' page...I think it was a sign from the universe that it was a bad fucking idea. Wish I hadn't ignored it and refreshed.... :(
*DO NOT SEARCH UP 'JAR SQUAT' ALFIE WASN'T JOKING*
when you're so early you can only watch in 360p...
same fren
lmao
|-/
Frens!! |-/
stay alive frens! |-/
What happened to the camera quality
I was thinking the same, wasn't good on my laptop either
Ok
+Reese Howard it's still bad
+Reese Howard it's still bad the camera was not focused
Omg zoe looks so small beside alfie hahahah
omfg DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT search jar squatter omfg im scarred
plz tell what it is lol or I'm gonna have to Google it! xD
+LaurenPink 2003 man, glass jar, anal, glass breaks. i'll leave the rest up to your imagination
LaurenPink 2003 he squats on a jar, it goes up there and it breaks and then blood lots and lots of blood coming out of his hoo ha
+Amy Brown omg lol okay I'm glad I didn't search it now xD
Queen Sarah You're welcome - I just don't want people to go through what I just did. xD I will never look at a jar the same way again ._.
Zoe and Tanya look so tiny compared to Alfie and Jim 🙃😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Did anyone else google jar squat as soon as Alfie said not to😂 It just came up with glass jars instead of the actual thing👌😂
tan: *thinks for 20 minutes*
tan: I KNOW IT INSTANTLY
jim: STOP STAYING INSTANTLY
I can't stop laughing
The qualityyy thoo! Thats when you know your early😉
Is it just me or does Zoe look so tiny next to Alfie and Tanya
Why haven't you been uploaded as usual??
vlog channel
Who else is watching with their eyes?
Omg this was uploaded 7/8/16 and I'm watching this on the 7/8/17😂😂
THE TWO COUPLES & joe ☹️😂x
I told my friend it's Alfie's birthday today and she said happy birthday zoella's boyfriend and I said don't say that. She said why and I said he's his own person not just Zoe's boyfriend. She said I can say what I can but I think she shouldn't say that about Alfie. When you think Alfie deyes she probably thinks that but I think funny, entertaining and hardworking
was dying when I heard joe from behind the camera :)
ewww 360p
is it just me or does this llok like it as filmed on a potato
bc ur early
i know
( )
/
(_)
The girlfriend vs sister video has got 387k or something likes and Poppy hasn't done the ice bath challenge
Zoe looks so small here, she could pass as Alfie's daughter.
is mine the only video that was lagging throughout? sometimes the audio and video weren't playing at the same time
Same
Yup me 2
Ooooohhhh I thought it was just me😂😂
It's been happening on EVERY video for me like everyone's :)
same😴
Hard to believe that Tan and Jim are over. They were the power couple of TH-cam with Zalfie of course. Just watching these videos and it makes me so sad
Guys take back your likes and make it 12
"Nodge"😂😂
Recommended 2021
Alfie you should really propose to Zoe
It is the perfect time and you are both more than ready
Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaase😀😀
I know your a fan but it's their lives and just because you think it should happen doesn't mean it will. Until they're ready.
Elissa Haynes exactly doesn't change how happy they are
thanks Ro x
Elissa Haynes yeah I guess😜
Just me that was so confused throughout the whole video
The acid daniel locally attend because bookcase intraperitonally long but a direful geology. efficient, observant week
I laughed WAY too much, I couldn't swallow my dumpling !
S W-L that's so funny😂😂😂😂
#mademyday
Janya is no longer :(
Old school British TH-cam !!
Loved this time.
So much have changed since this video.
I thought this was that offensive game thing 😂
And I was like 'how is Tan in this?' 😂
"don't ever Google jar squat"
"don't do it"
"just try it"
that made me laugh so hard you don't even know 😂
alfie and zoe should create a channel called zalfie . like if you aggree
Twitter Squad! 💙
I love you Alfie!!
WE👏🏻NEED👏🏻THIS👏🏻WITH👏🏻JOE👏🏻AND👏🏻DIANNE👏🏻
So I'm that bitch that does something when getting told not to (eg.classyrisktaker). I REPEAT DO NOT GOOGLE JAR SQUATTING OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. AC vommed in my own mouth, mmm.
the director was thatcherjoe! hahahahah! that face!
39 seconds in and Alfie has already interrupted the others a million times lmao
When Tanya and Jim when together still
Welcome back, Alfie! Coming back with a bang with this one
Anddd 4 years later she’s pregnant!!❤️
ALFIE, YOU ARE ONE HELL OF AN INSPIRATION! YOU'RE ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I STARTED TH-cam!! *(Got to this and only just realised that was in capitals :/)*
Or, one hell of a butler ;)))))))))))
+Fandom Obsessed you're correct :)
Knows how to make print bold but to stupid to retype something.
*Sure* -Smart one you are-
Landon Franklin *too...
the video is bad quality as in it is blurry
Get your phone sorted out then
It might be because it just got uploaded, so it can take a few minutes to be 100% normal
Same
not for me
I found that to
Alfie: "does anyone else want to explain the game?"
Zoe and Tanya: *starts explaining*
Alfie: *takes over explanation*
😂😂😂😂😂
I am sad to say that after 4 years, this video still only has 204K likes.
Joe: ‘oh yes! Oh wait I’ve done it in yellow!’ 😂😂