Ah yes, i still remember when a 4* hour jobs nets you 390 dollars as a construction worker grunt, just 11K a month and 98 dollars an hour. That's the real douchbag of this .
This guy saw he didn't wanna be where he was in life and took the initiative to improve himself. Worked hard to get what he wanted, took every action in stride. And we made fun of him. I understand why he didn't care about what we had to say.
@@UltraViolentLightAnd don't forget that he only works maximum 28 hours a week. And also that (when he does) sleep, he gets enough of it instead of like 4 hours like a student
The background music transported me to nice cool fall back in 2013 when my biggest worry was passing a 7th grade science exam and the hype for the new AC game. Good times 😢
Crazy thing is, I just thought about this game some days ago. Never googled it, never talked about it. And now my TH-cam feed is showing me a video about it.
My theory? He's a manager or arch, he was the famous "bum nerd" so it's not impossible he graduated and then, sell everything in his "nerd" life to start as a douchebag. This, or i'm seeing too much in a flash game
incels and douches are kind of a different ballpark tho. like incels don't get girls at all meanwhile douches get a bunch of girls but treat them terribly.
This game predicted the future of inflation in the US clearly, in my area this dude making this kind of bank is normal and a pack of protein does indeed cost 40 to 100 bucks
holy shit this just unlocked a deeply repressed childhood memory within me I completely forgot happened. I should NOT have been playing this at age 9 lmfaoo
"pills" are worse than creatine in this game so i doubt they're selective androgen receptor modulators, they could be a bunch of vitamins or prohormones.
9 year old me was too young to understand the satire of this game. But I played it anyway. Never got to see what things looked at end of the road though
How to forget those nights when I was 8 years old and I waited for friv games to activate their "adult mode" 😂😂, I also remember there was a game where you had to throw people into a pot to be eaten by cannibals 💀
I've never heard of this game, but it's so amazing that this was my life for like 2 years straight and I don't regret it one bit. I now have my own place, a good job, money saved up, a fit body and a beautiful girlfriend since I got over my fear of women by trying to hook up with so many of them. For all the men out there who are lost in life, just spend a year chasing women. You dont even have to sleep with them, just spend a year chasing them and learning to attract them. I promise you, your life will change significantly. Not because women are so valuable and important or hooking up is so amazing, but because you'll be encouraged to cultivate a lifestyle that makes you attractive.
I remember I played this game years ago and out of nowhere I got this in my recommendation field without even watching Chad videos, the game really predicted the future💀
Works in constructions, drives a tuned car, he's a douchebag and waste money to appear rich in the most superficial ways, goes clubbin' and dress like a "Rich mafia guy" wannabe... Basically all of my relatives in Albania
As a young girl, i always played the douchebag chick game instead 😭 i didnt care about playing as a guy at the gym, i only cared about playing as a girl shopping ironically
I got this recommended on my other account and tried to remember to watch it later, then i went on this account on got it recommended to me here too despite not watching anything similar to this on both my accounts. Looks like youtube has found its random video to reccomend to everyone for the next couple days!
My favorite so far is Douchebag Beach Party
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I love that the japanese carpet literally translates to "I'm a dumbass"
Thats so badass lmao
“you see the carpet means I’m like a dragon, and how I have infinite wealth”
douchbag - probably
@@mythicalrock2486hold on... say that again
@@binyot7791
and then it cuts to the fucking title card and Receive You starts playing
A Yakuza reference??
This is unfair he already got a jawline and Honda Civic from the get go
The unfairness is part of the douche lifestyle
He was mewing since he was born
He was born to be a douchebag
life imitates art
not only a honda civic its a 99-00 EK hatchback. nad its the only reason i clicked on this video
Gotta love the terrible audio with too much treble. Gives it that 2000s aesthetic
for real
He sounds like Walter White's son
Sounds just about average for these typical Flash games, with the heavily compressed audio track so that it would not take much space overall.
“2000s aesthetic” nigga
@@Connie_TinuityErrori love it, it gives pure nostalgia
HIS JOB PAYS $61 AN HOUR. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!
Hes rich
Them union jobs hit different
Damn my man making bank
Like deadass and I get $24 an hour, like $61 an hour I'd be set
Tfw inflation 😭
Ah yes, i still remember when a 4* hour jobs nets you 390 dollars as a construction worker grunt, just 11K a month and 98 dollars an hour. That's the real douchbag of this .
Brooo 😭😭😭😭😭
I been laughing at this for 5 min now lmao
Freaking recession, man...
Definitely his dad’s company
and he only has to be at work by 1:00
Must be a union job xd
These games used to be huge and had a bunch of sequels. Douchebag's girl and all sorts of games in-universe, really fun and silly.
Oh yes I plan to play them all lol. Loved these. Douchebag Beach Party was my very favorite
Should make more 😂
I love how he can drive his car with his hands behind his head.
Its a skil
With his cock
it’s a douchebag requirement
Hold up...😨
@@eho6380 I guess he did a good job at “preparing the muscle” 😂
As a New Jersey citizen, this is the peak lifestyle
ah, yes, the Spring Breaker of Florida
you're either a douchebag or a mobster (glorified crew), no inbetween when it comes to new jershey
Gym Tan Laundry!
@@robertpaulson117Gabagool
-Some people think the Jersey look is nice!
Bro riced the shit out that poor honda civic😭🙏
it’s so realistic though
On the first 2-3 upgrades I was like “okay whatever” then after the other ones I was practically yelling at him to stop 😭
@@nithyachandradas7015 *"aerodynamicssss...."*
underground 2 moment
He really did it, man.
Holla boy
*car screech noises*
Ooh yeah
Niiiiice
Got size, man
This guy saw he didn't wanna be where he was in life and took the initiative to improve himself. Worked hard to get what he wanted, took every action in stride. And we made fun of him. I understand why he didn't care about what we had to say.
He may be a douche, but no doubt did better for himself
@@GamingJunkShop if only i had a job that paid even half as much per hour as his does lol
@@UltraViolentLightAnd don't forget that he only works maximum 28 hours a week. And also that (when he does) sleep, he gets enough of it instead of like 4 hours like a student
At least he’s not the (exact same) douchebag from YourFavoriteMartians older music videos.
It's just a flash game.
Ahhh...Nostalgia...
The simulator of average New Jersey citizen
Southern culture is sick
@@corvte6676 I didn't intend to insult anybody, it's just a joke for f*ck sake
@@corvte6676 I didn't want to insult New Jerseyans dum dum...
@@AlabamaAndrew I meant it’s cool my friend
@@corvte6676 Right...I hesitate from judging if you're saying it literally or in slang which I forgot about...
These type of iconic flash games, hidden gems 💎 😢
Very much so
Bro really turned his life around in 14 days 😂
and to think all it took was anabolic steroids
Honestly this truly does feel like 10 years ago
crazy
@@whattheelijah indeed
The background music transported me to nice cool fall back in 2013 when my biggest worry was passing a 7th grade science exam and the hype for the new AC game. Good times 😢
Same
Described my life too. I feel you.
They really predicted looksmaxxing 😭 Classic flash game.
they didn't you zoomzoomie it's just that everything has already been like this
@@timmycu Shh, my comment is a joke. Shh 🤫
@@timmycuzoomzoomie 😭😭
Even then I had a feeling that "Douchebag" game series were satire. I just didn't really knew what specifically about (New Jersey, perhaps?)
Yes pretty much satire of many douche stereotypes, including Jersey style douchebag culture and the reality ty shows ofc.
Every modern douchebag.
Every modern d
Back then it was a satire of Jersey Shore gym bro culture, but it’s easily applicable even today to modern influencer culture, a timeless classic
@@jimmybags6598 oh believe me, its not only there back then.
I unronically wanted to be like this and i blame jersey shore
Those guys were awesome.
You too can achieve this in just two weeks, never give up
Love how he shows up basically 30 mins late to work half the time
HE MASSACRED THAT CIVIC
Crazy thing is, I just thought about this game some days ago. Never googled it, never talked about it. And now my TH-cam feed is showing me a video about it.
Welcome to the club :)
The douche life sensed your curiosity
That music once the gameplay started was an instant nostalgia trip. I remember wayching I think Markiplier play these back in the day
Oh yes used to love watching him play these
61$/hour job at a construction site and not gaining mass
What does bro do at his job 💀💀
welding
My theory? He's a manager or arch, he was the famous "bum nerd" so it's not impossible he graduated and then, sell everything in his "nerd" life to start as a douchebag. This, or i'm seeing too much in a flash game
@@lies9927That makes a lot of sense actually
@@lies9927 that also explains why he gets $60 an hour at his job
the flash era of the internet was legendary. I'm glad to have experienced it in my childhood
Same
I can't believe they invented incels and looksmaxxing
And red pills, and Andrew tate
He mewed the whole game. Back then it's called ducky lips
You must be new here on planet earth, reiterated trends over the past 30 years now
@@poofoo5471You must be new on earth, with humor and all
incels and douches are kind of a different ballpark tho. like incels don't get girls at all meanwhile douches get a bunch of girls but treat them terribly.
This game predicted the future of inflation in the US clearly, in my area this dude making this kind of bank is normal and a pack of protein does indeed cost 40 to 100 bucks
Attah boy
NIIICEE!!!
I did it, man!
OOOH YEAH!!
HUH HUH HUH GOT SIZE MANN
“It’s a Jersey thing.”
Hahaha
bro done made my rent in three days
Bro flash games had such a distinctive vibe to them, kinda makes me wanna learn how to code just to make videogames with the same style
Damn my man jacked in just 13 days 💀
Steroids
Guess he sacrificed leg day for all that upper body
@@Jairjax he wears pants, so i guess it was worth it
@@Jairjax not a true douche if you don't skip all leg days and disrespectfully catcall at least 5 girls a day on the way back home from the gym
@@Ray-ko Very true. Something like "nice tits!" Is the optimal douche move
Crazy all these sounds are imprinted in my brain
holy shit this just unlocked a deeply repressed childhood memory within me I completely forgot happened. I should NOT have been playing this at age 9 lmfaoo
Ah yes, western Persona 3
Persona if it was actually good
makoto yuki could never
never reach levels this douchy
i'm more impressed by the fact that since there's a steroid option and it wasn't used, means our guy is all natty....for the most part. 😅
"pills" are worse than creatine in this game so i doubt they're selective androgen receptor modulators, they could be a bunch of vitamins or prohormones.
Lmao nah he started abusing steroids near the end of the video
He gets to work 1-5? And make a shit load, no wonder why this guy is jacked
the healthy meal not being meta is wack af but tbf this is a douchebag sim
At least he actually works for money, for that his doucheness decreases
9 year old me was too young to understand the satire of this game. But I played it anyway. Never got to see what things looked at end of the road though
What a gem ❤, used to play these all day, so funny. That riced Civic and that Riverside beat are iconic, man I miss the flash games so much
11:33 stock
12:59 tuned
17:45 more tuned
26:33 max
That poor civic
max is atrocious compared to the previous 2
-stock
-tuned
-aceptable
-RICE
Looksmaxxing but in flash.
Douchemaxxing
@@esoes7724 🤑
0:24 that's some banger right there!
I love it too
A relic of its time.
honestly my man worked for it
Bro skips leg day
Just like any douchebag
How to forget those nights when I was 8 years old and I waited for friv games to activate their "adult mode" 😂😂, I also remember there was a game where you had to throw people into a pot to be eaten by cannibals 💀
Was it cannibal cafe?
@Lucario0007 "cannibal casserole"
Yea i play it to at that age those flash Game have ao much liberty 😢@@alexzanderzxz
Man, this video fell flat for me, and I decided to install the game again. I spent the night playing without noticing the time passing. THANKS!
The polo t shirt and the white glasses combo resembles Zyzz a lot
Whoa calm down bud😂
I wonder why
This comment is clearly made by someone under the age of 14
@@caiopoggers I’m 20
I've never heard of this game, but it's so amazing that this was my life for like 2 years straight and I don't regret it one bit. I now have my own place, a good job, money saved up, a fit body and a beautiful girlfriend since I got over my fear of women by trying to hook up with so many of them.
For all the men out there who are lost in life, just spend a year chasing women. You dont even have to sleep with them, just spend a year chasing them and learning to attract them. I promise you, your life will change significantly. Not because women are so valuable and important or hooking up is so amazing, but because you'll be encouraged to cultivate a lifestyle that makes you attractive.
I think I'm getting a ton more views suddenly from a song used in the game. Sidney Samson - Riverside, awesome song, fits the theme.
Guy had a mission
"Tired of working hard?"
Proceeds to work the hardest he has ever had in his life
私はバカです
小さいピニス
is that what his carpet said? lol
@@GottaBeAHero the carpet said the first comment, mine is what the framed picture says
@@peenweinersteinChinpokomon!
Man crazy how I still remember this game
When I was a kid I didn’t know what a douchebag was so I played this right next to my mom. She freaked out when she look at what I was playing.
I remember I played this game years ago and out of nowhere I got this in my recommendation field without even watching Chad videos, the game really predicted the future💀
Emergence, but with male MC, good ending and without drugs and sex scenes.
Well , there are steroids involved and one of game objectives is sleeping with many women.
Sex scenes 👀
What is emergence
@@Sloptire Manga 18+
@@SloptireYou don’t wanna know….
Next we're gonna do the Douchebag Workout games!
His life was a series of "oh yeah" and "holla boys", which was followed by a deserved "i did it man", and in fact he did
Can’t forget the THATS STYLIN‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
how tf did he get his hand on my civic hatch 😡
Works in constructions, drives a tuned car, he's a douchebag and waste money to appear rich in the most superficial ways, goes clubbin' and dress like a "Rich mafia guy" wannabe... Basically all of my relatives in Albania
And some of today's douchebags are called social media influencers.
This video inspired me to play this again. I never beat it before but did this time.
Thanks for uploading man, discovered douchebag games and they're amazing
"Dear Mr. Douchebag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass!
Why cant you see that?" Ahh game
Miss these days
I remember playing this game when i was a kid and having just moved to America on the computer, awesome game
"You bought something home" Jabba the hut 💀
More like Gorlock the Destroyer 💀
Man a game like this could easily get about 10k purchases on steam if it was $1-2$
0:00 - 0:15
This feels like something from South Park.
I bet andrew tate played this back then and said *yes* 😂
Bro was mogging before mogging was a thing
I didn't expect myself to sit through douche bag simulator lets play but I did lul
Truly embodies the Faustian spirit. We can all learn to dedicate ourselves to something greater.
This is just one of those games that’ll never leave my mind.
I love the music of flash games so much gosh
Oh man, the memories of these golden flash games
You just unlocked a memory I didn't know I had😂
0:24 erectin' a River 🥶
SENTRY GOIN UP AND DOWN AND
DAMN IT
GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR
THIS THING AIN'T ON AUTOPILOT
DAMN IT
GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR
@@LuwiigiMasterpeak reference
HOLD IT @@LuwiigiMaster
DON'T TOUCH THAT SENTRY
DAMMIT
GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR
I was waiting for this comment!!! It was such a simple time when I first heard that song😢😢
EL DUN
Jajhaa
Me alegra que no fui el unico que penso en eso
Pensé que era raro que nadie lo dijera XD 😂😂😂
LMAO, SUCH A SATIRE AND AMAZING GAME
Damn, that nostalgia! 😅
As a young girl, i always played the douchebag chick game instead 😭 i didnt care about playing as a guy at the gym, i only cared about playing as a girl shopping ironically
The real life example of a Douchebag in 2024, Togi, instead of working as a construction worker bro use plinko balls.
i always thought erectin a river sounded familiar 😂 watched it with jacksepticeye years ago
Looksmaxing simulator:
I remember playing and seeing videos of this
I have an annotated bibliography due for a chinese contemporary art class due at midnight why am I watching this
At 8:16 TheJapanese carpet says im an idiot
I got this recommended on my other account and tried to remember to watch it later, then i went on this account on got it recommended to me here too despite not watching anything similar to this on both my accounts. Looks like youtube has found its random video to reccomend to everyone for the next couple days!
This is a deeeeeeeep memory for flash games
I scored a view to you now im just gonna play the game myself to not spoil the experience 😂
How did i miss this game back in the day smh
The true Japanese car in the thumbnail. EK9
GOD this brings back memories.
This along with Strike Force Heros and Super Smash Flash were some of the first flash games i used to play
Lol chad simulator.
GOTY OF THE YEAR
DEL AÑO