You save a human from a alien invasion asmr (alien listener) (part 1-3)

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  • @Yes-fn7xx
    @Yes-fn7xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Him: "YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN?"
    Me: ...yes, that would be appreciated

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Agreed however I understand if he didn’t as well planet exploding is a allot to process

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂litterly what I said

  • @sei2244
    @sei2244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Him: "There's no windows."
    Me: "Windows are a structural weakness."

    • @anidiotontheinternet3514
      @anidiotontheinternet3514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "There's no windows."
      "I use a Mac"

    • @WonderhoyTM
      @WonderhoyTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anidiotontheinternet3514 I lost my shit reading that 😂

  • @lennybird
    @lennybird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Me:*Lifts bed up*
    Him: OH GOD
    Me: What's up broskiiiiiii-
    Him: *intense screaming*

  • @blackiesheepie9754
    @blackiesheepie9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I feel like the listeners family abandoned them. Thats why they are so attached to the human. They feel like a failure. For failing to save many humans. Alien and Human are like family.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I love this

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I actually started crying when he said "stop crying" because that's what my family said when I was trapped in my phonia, they didn't believe me about my phobia..

    • @blackiesheepie9754
      @blackiesheepie9754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Gacha Wolfie poor bean you want an internet hug?

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blackiesheepie9754 That would be nice😭😭

    • @blackiesheepie9754
      @blackiesheepie9754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Akira234_luv here you go bean *hug*

  • @Juggalocheeks
    @Juggalocheeks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Him:"Tell me why"
    Me: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART ACHE

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh god 🤣

    • @Juggalocheeks
      @Juggalocheeks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@proxyaudios2483 I love your videos

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TELL ME WHY AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKEEE

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 ปีที่แล้ว

      TELL ME WHY

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 ปีที่แล้ว

      I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

  • @Raven-cq4zv
    @Raven-cq4zv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Please don't stick anything in my butt" I CAN'T 🤣🤣

  • @vioviolet_ender
    @vioviolet_ender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The Enemy: "Ima fire it on you! Wai- where's my gun-"
    Boris who's being the gremlin: "hahaaaaa i got iiit!~ ok now how do I work this thing-" *accidentally kills the enemy*

  • @lovelylittledino830
    @lovelylittledino830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Me : calm down
    Human : please don’t stick anything on my but !
    Me : ?! Wtf ? 😂

  • @HippyDigger
    @HippyDigger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I think the human is being incredibly reasonable and resilient throughout this, I would have had a complete breakdown if this was me! This guy has some steel to him to stay angry! Fantastic voice work, really enjoyed it!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thank you! I just thought how would I react if the world suddenly exploded

  • @rose-peachrp3363
    @rose-peachrp3363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I don’t think I’d be a threatening alien I’m 5’3’. Real scary.....

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Are all humans this weird or just you?"

  • @sydneysandersdapples
    @sydneysandersdapples 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Him: "I have nothing!"
    Me, overly literal sometimes: "You still have your boxers..."
    Also when I smile so hard that my earphones can't stay in you know you did good. This is fun listen!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank you!

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! WHEN I LAUGH OR SMILE OR EAT OR ANYTHING MY AIRPODS JUST POP OUT LIKE STAY IN YOU STUPID M-

  • @spiderdog3414
    @spiderdog3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Me:so this is the cafeteria
    Human: cafeteria? Why are you telling me about a cafeteria? Where am I? tell me!
    Me: YOU'RE IN THE CAFETERIA

  • @Heveric
    @Heveric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Me looking at my boss: Stupid huh? Yeah... Remind me who's the one currently dying on my ship? (Glares) You've had this coming for a long time, "Boss"

  • @xXFacelessXx
    @xXFacelessXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I loved this!!! :D
    This is my human and whoever try’s to hurt them, clearly have a death wish :D

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They do and thank you I’m really happy you liked it!

    • @aftonforever4456
      @aftonforever4456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I could have never agreed more, we shall PROTECC the HUMAN!!!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YES PROTECT THE HUMAN!

    • @aftonforever4456
      @aftonforever4456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@proxyaudios2483 AT ALL COST!!!

    • @jacketsparrow9538
      @jacketsparrow9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've only known this human for 2 day's but if anyone hurts them I will kill everyone in this room and then myself hope most you get this reference

  • @dylanfujimoto969
    @dylanfujimoto969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Honestly if I was the human I’d be pretty happy to be in this situation.

  • @Dayrecord_1892
    @Dayrecord_1892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Oh we are an alien in this one thats interesting

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope you enjoy 😊

    • @Dayrecord_1892
      @Dayrecord_1892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@proxyaudios2483 Yeah I know I will

    • @xyo7107
      @xyo7107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i luv it

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😊

    • @Tobi-ys
      @Tobi-ys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's so fun and interesting to be a different creature other than human

  • @hiroko2918
    @hiroko2918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    HIm: oh fired it off!
    Alien: *sounds of struggling death*
    Also him: I think I hit him..and killed him..maybe you should take this-
    Me: yea that would be appreciated give me that.

  • @aftonforever4456
    @aftonforever4456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Loved this👏👏👏
    The mars bar pun 😂
    I will PROTECC THIS HOOMAN WITH MY LIFE

  • @Silly_Patches
    @Silly_Patches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Your adopting me?”
    Uhm- yeah >:) I’m ur mom now
    HAHAHAHA

  • @akirananimoto5843
    @akirananimoto5843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Oh my goodness! XD
    "Haha I got it"
    Me: Oh how the turns have tabled!
    "How do I work this thing anywa-oops and I fired it off. I think I hit him. Oh, and I think I killed him... That wasn't my intention, here you take it!"
    Me: Good job buddy.
    "Wait, you're telling me your insides are acidic?! What if I hugged you too tight or-"
    I love this man.

  • @Smok_Argus
    @Smok_Argus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Judging by behavior and things said by the human... he's now officially a space-cat.

  • @doma4704
    @doma4704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Him: I don't know what the freak you are
    Me: hello my name is Axolotl I am an axolotl nice to meet you more like a human one but still an axolotl

  • @_suta_2317
    @_suta_2317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THE FIRST TWO MINUTES GOT ME GIGGLING SO MUCH HELP

  • @eggoryx7118
    @eggoryx7118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yesss I have been waiting for an alien listener for so long 😩🤚

  • @asiastolk8582
    @asiastolk8582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    pls make more of this series your voice is sooooo relaxing

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😊

    • @asiastolk8582
      @asiastolk8582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 thank you for liking my comment it means so much yo me

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m glad! It did!

  • @aristotleaudios
    @aristotleaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm only 7 minutes in and the voice acting is AMAZING

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you! Please let me know what you think by the end

    • @aristotleaudios
      @aristotleaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 Ok! I just finished it and that was awesome!! You did great man!!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you!

    • @aristotleaudios
      @aristotleaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 No problem!

  • @iamhereformyreasons.3615
    @iamhereformyreasons.3615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I WANT MOREEEEEEE I LOVE THIS!
    You my sir have gotten a new sub with notifications-

  • @tawnyacosta9091
    @tawnyacosta9091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    OMG I am loving this!! :D Can't wait to see more of this, if you continue this series :)

  • @bagotoast
    @bagotoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    30 MINUTES??? GANG IM EATING GOOD TONIGHT!! 🤩✨👌

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you enjoy it!

    • @bagotoast
      @bagotoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@proxyaudios2483 Oh I absolutely will!

  • @Sleepy_teen_artist5
    @Sleepy_teen_artist5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1. I love this in every way

  • @EvanHalloway
    @EvanHalloway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i am way too excited for this i honestly already love it

    • @EvanHalloway
      @EvanHalloway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THAT WAS SO GOOD HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m happy you liked it I poured my heart and soul into this one

    • @EvanHalloway
      @EvanHalloway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@proxyaudios2483 it really shows you should be really proud of this its honestly one of the best videos ive seen in a while

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well I’m happy you like it so much I’m really proud of how it turned out even if no one watches it I’m proud of myself for making it

    • @EvanHalloway
      @EvanHalloway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 im glad that your also proud of it it really shows how much you care for your videos and your channel

  • @lulumoon5864
    @lulumoon5864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Oooo 1-3 this is going too be awesome

  • @mistresslucifae96
    @mistresslucifae96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I👏 NEED 👏MORE👏

  • @theactualdexter135
    @theactualdexter135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’m in true form….An alien.

  • @Dr_Tth
    @Dr_Tth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love a good alien listener series! Keep up the great work proxy you never cease to amaze me 🤗

  • @elliottedwards1163
    @elliottedwards1163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    what does this button do?
    *and then, they all died.*

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @Dr_Tth
      @Dr_Tth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me chuckle 🤭

    • @elliottedwards1163
      @elliottedwards1163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dr_Tth why thank you XD

    • @Dr_Tth
      @Dr_Tth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elliottedwards1163 you’re most welcome 😌

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm so late but I MADE IT. I LOVE THAT WE'RE THE ALIEN AND NOT AT ALL HUMANOID, expect fanart of my Corvid-dinosaur alien life form.
    These plots are always wild. Like, bold of the aliens to assume I want to survive when everyone I loved is dead lol.
    Aldkakfkakf he went from thinking everything is poison to random taste-testing fluids, that's not good XD
    "I can't argue, humans are the worst." Real talk, he right lol
    THE END I'M all I hear is Mystery Men.
    Him: Oh God, we killed him.
    Me: What do you mean "we"? I was over here.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol! I love this I enjoyed reading this seeing your reactions was amazing

  • @microwaves_mmmmm
    @microwaves_mmmmm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    GREAT, NOW KAREN IS THE MANAGER

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

    • @microwaves_mmmmm
      @microwaves_mmmmm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@proxyaudios2483 Mans really tried to kill his own employee over a human

  • @M00n_L0ve15
    @M00n_L0ve15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's a fantastic audio :D

  • @stxry_sky
    @stxry_sky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    THIS IS AMAZING OMG
    It reminds me of a series called the Orville lol
    YOU HAVE SO MUCH TALENT
    The number of comments are 69 and now I shall ruin that >:D

  • @youtubeonly3371
    @youtubeonly3371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The "Oh no, no, no"

  • @badomenart
    @badomenart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Boris: Tell Me Why. . .😭
    Me:
    Ain't Nothing But A Heartache !~
    Tell Me Why!~
    Ain’t Nothing But A Mistake !~
    Tell Me Why!~
    I Never Want To Hear You Say!~ WOOO
    I Want It That Way!~
    Boris: REALLY MY FAMILY IS DEAD, MY FRIENDS ARE GONE!🤬
    Me/Vin Diesel: Family Is Every Thing.🫡
    Me: That's Why I'm Adopting You.🥲

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf 😂🤣

    • @badomenart
      @badomenart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@proxyaudios2483 sorry has to😂

  • @lulumoon5864
    @lulumoon5864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    OooOoo 1-3 this is going to be awesome

  • @NobodyM.D
    @NobodyM.D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Ni'quuadon is a highly advanced race of bipedal alien creatures. They usually stand at around 10 ft tall when fully extended, but when in combat they will begin walking on both legs and arms reducing their height to 8 ft.
    General body: Most of the body consists of a blue biotechnoligical exo skeleton, with a red fleshy material underneath. Among the warrior class, spikes or other dangerous objects are sculpted of of excess armor.
    Among the leadership and worker classes the armor remains smooth with engravings covering the leadership. (It is currently unknown if the engravings have any religious significance)
    The head and face: The head is protected by a smooth shell that is virtually impenetrable. On occasion (feasting or analyzing) the shell will split into three parts, revealing the true head, a fleshy composition that strongly resembles a human face in structure, the eyes are completely white with three layers of eyelids keeping them protected and moisturized. (It is currently unknown whether or not the Ni'quuadon are blind.)
    The arms: The arms extend to 8 ft away from the body in a shape resembling that of a human, with heavy armor around the "wrists"
    The hands: the hands consist of 6 claws with two stabilizers at the base of the hand. The claws have been tested to be sharp enough to cut through [REDACTED] heavy armor with little effort.
    The legs: despite the generally humanoid shape of these creatures, the legs are entirely anthropomorphic, resembling the hind legs of a horse.
    Biological abilities: [DATA EXPUNGED]
    Know technology: [DATA EXPUNGED]

  • @miekaferreira4697
    @miekaferreira4697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I realy hope there is going to be a part 4

  • @weebgirl8507
    @weebgirl8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't not laugh at his reactions😂

  • @okwahowolf1048
    @okwahowolf1048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Welcome to the empire, Boris. Imperial march intensifies.

  • @clickerflight819
    @clickerflight819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Lifts the bed*
    Hiiii you're being rescued. Do not resist

  • @maria_zoe_soca4333
    @maria_zoe_soca4333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love your content, but just commenting because it takes me time to get up the courage to enter new communities.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well I’m really happy you left this comment 😊

  • @thehunter6105
    @thehunter6105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can you do a series about this videos please I love it

  • @primas6665
    @primas6665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I realllly love thiiiis i love the human and not being human once 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤ you did a amazing jobin this proxi!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    I really hope theres more coming buut if there isnt its ok!!
    Have a really nice day/night❤❤❤

  • @Yourfriendlybookworm
    @Yourfriendlybookworm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly this is how most humans would have reacted in a scenario like this. This is most likely to happen more than any scenario in another asmr video out there
    I love it. Good job🎉🎉🎉
    P.S. The "I'm going back to my
    room" would be me

  • @shin_xiii
    @shin_xiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That was really nice 🤭
    And long too.. Better experience guaranteed ✨👌

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup! And I’m happy you enjoyed it!

  • @jetjayjenson7908
    @jetjayjenson7908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Him: "don't eat me! Im gross and disgusting"
    Me- "yes you are gross. You humans put so many chemicals in your sistem that it took more than an hour for the machine to clean out of you"
    Him: "your going to rip my head off and lick my throat or something weird like that"
    Me- " first of all why do you humans think like that and second why would I spend hours on you to make you healthy!"

  • @endgade68
    @endgade68 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is there a continuation of this? This was really awesome!

  • @ItzTheMemeLord
    @ItzTheMemeLord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stop worrying about aliens destroying earth, they will not because they might learn from us!

  • @FurinaKisser
    @FurinaKisser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like I'm a green slime thing that has a human form. May or may not be based off imposters from among us..
    I FUCKED UP ITS CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

  • @jacketsparrow9538
    @jacketsparrow9538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wait I'm a robot though meh idc I'll listen to this anyway

  • @marahsowell704
    @marahsowell704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm just imaging myself looking like one of Frieza's race or something

  • @miamendes5930
    @miamendes5930 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Part 3 is my favorite ❤

  • @blanksunsetz
    @blanksunsetz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: *Lifts bed up*
    Him: Oh god oh god oh god OH GOD
    Me: *”Surprise Shawty!”*
    Also you have gained a new subscriber, helloooo

  • @Tabbyandthecrew
    @Tabbyandthecrew ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we have a part 4 please? It's okay if not I understand that this kind of stuff takes a lot of time

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him: Tell me why!
    Me: Ain’t nothing but a heartache.
    Him: ...
    Me: What? You seemed distressed and I thought this was humour the humans enjoyed?

  • @FISHY-ASMR
    @FISHY-ASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    :0 NICE📢😫👌

  • @pinkflomigoxoxo1233
    @pinkflomigoxoxo1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Make part 2

  • @agent_red108
    @agent_red108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So what kind of alien am I looking like

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatever you want 😊

    • @agent_red108
      @agent_red108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@proxyaudios2483 does not leave much to the imagination

  • @dianeaishamonday9125
    @dianeaishamonday9125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Algorithm boost!!

  • @strawberryapproves6907
    @strawberryapproves6907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Approved

  • @jimmyrelks6517
    @jimmyrelks6517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good audio but the uhhh background noises are kind of distracting

  • @t26e3pershingtank
    @t26e3pershingtank ปีที่แล้ว

    Dang it, I was getting HALO vibes

  • @foxnamedandrea1511
    @foxnamedandrea1511 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I am foul and gross”
    …I thought the listener was supposed to be the other guy?
    Edit: even the way he says “YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN” is stubborn and kinda petty, I feel more and more like this is me-