Greenland: gets infected
Everyone: impossible
Greenland is easy, you just need cold resistance, luck and bat soup.
@@corona-virus007 hey bro can u go to mars or smth? This lockdown shit is annoying as hell
@@corona-virus007 f**k u for doing this s**t now we just have to stay home for months just because of you
**LOL JK**
Gillian facts tho. That’s how I’m grinding the boosts you can put on before starting. Bacteria on normal, start Greenland, profit
"tell me doctor, what are the symptoms of the disease I have?"
The doctor: *EVERYTHING*
"Like, holy fucking hell, I think you're a bioweapon at this point. We're gonna have to put you down for study."
The way he evolved symptoms before everyone infected scares me
Good, now just imagine a transmittable virus that travels through waterways 🤷♂️
1950: We will have flying cars in future
2020: Flying *SARS*
the worst part of this entire game is definitely when you kill the whole world except Iceland and you lose because everyone infected died
For some reason Iceland, Greenland, New Zealand, Philippines, Madagascar doesn't get infected
"Festival of love starts in Saudi Arabia"
The most unbelievable part in this playthrough.
Same dude I didn’t know that there is a festive of love in Saudi..could imagine of UAE though..
Coronavirus:*spreads
TH-cam recommendations: *Hey wanna see a person beating plague in mega brutal in 2 minute 35 seconds?*
Patient's symptoms - EVERYTHING!
Patient symptoms:
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Imagine a new deadly bacteria came out IRL then doctors just named it "no u".
For some reason it reminds me of the disease kuru. Kuru actually has meaning, but just simple two syllable words for a terrifying illness haha
Me: skips 30 seconds
Also me: what the hell happened?
Whos so impatient to skip on videos?! I dont get it... I thought they click to watch it but i guess they want instant gratification today
@@Saryan1 heh, im very sorry you got called out from what i said. Carry on, it will not be my fault if you got spoiled whatever happened 30 seconds before the scene
Some guy kills entire world with bacteria in 2 mins and 30 secs.
2 million people: *interesting*
Apparently if bacteria did evolve that quickly, 298 days is not a lot of days
Coronavirus hits “hey remember the game you played on school computers well guess what!”
@@mystral_fox Everyone had it at there school. U must have had a boring childhood I guess
Aquilia Closest I remember from back when I was in school was a flash game on Kongregate called Pandemic II. Same premise, but more simplistic. It was basically a predecessor to this.
Spongebob Squarepants literally nobody played this at my high school wtf are you talking about
Toori Baba js since when did a Pandemic or Plague Inc. style game come out in early 2000s? I remember that Pandemic was released in like 2008 or 2009, but unless you’re a mid-late 90s kid then idk how it was a part of peoples’ childhoods at school :p
Covid: “write that down WRITE THAT DOWN”
Covid loose because they start in china,they should start in africa
I like How the game goes like: "1.2 billion infected and one Million dead" "yea lets put It on the watchlist"
I mean, COVID was probably at 1kcases or something crazy when the first death happened. A lot of people might’ve been infected and just not died or had symptoms
that's a fraction of the death rate they claim Covid has, even if it were true that's still 2.5%, not much worse than the flu
“I can do better.”
“...and I took that personally.”
I like how in the game they only just start "worrying" about it once its infected like 60 million people already lol
@@wayfaringcryptid686 ya it is. R u refering to coronavirus and that "no one is worrying about it"?
*minecraft caves* vs *kids in plague inc*
choose wisely, either one is scarier
Minecraft cave sound scary
But girl giggle is totally fine
*oh wait I just got a heart attack from being scared by the girl giggle*
Until There's Some Children Sings. This Is Way More Scarier Than Even *Ricardo Milos Flexing*
Girl: (Sings the roses thingy)
Me: I fear no man, but that, that _thing,_ it scares me.
2:38 luckiest moment ever in-game
@@idontgetthejoke4813always happens in the country you choose, it’s not rare or special
1980: We will have flying cars in the future!
2020 TH-cam Reccomended: Plague Inc. Bacteria speedrun in under 3 minutes.
Because getting mastery in something was absolutely unexisting in 1980.
The plague in the game: spreads
Greenland: I’m just gonna watch all of this go down
Petition to add a Mega Casual mode
-Things get cheaper as more infected
- Research is incredibly slow
- Only noticeable if it kills
@@owenlewis4693 well after 12 tries I did, the normal in 7 and from there the game began to be easy
He gave 1 billion people heart attack at same time
Weakling, I made 7,124,360,000 people all get heart attacks at the same time
imagine being the dominant species on earth and getting brutally wiped out by a bacteria called "no u" in less than a year
I named my virus COVID19 and the tutorial suggested I start the infection in China.
@@solaeter_ they don't even have Bangladesh in plague inc.
It's too small to click on
When everybody doesn't wash their hands after the toilet for just one day:
newbies: let me wait until the whole world gets infected before I deploy the points on fatality
Pros: killing is the best infectivity!!
how to win the game: evolve coma and necrosis as early as possible
don't use genetic hardening
buy heat resistance 1 & 2
buy insect 1
???
win
My old method was just spend all points on transmissions and devolve all symptoms mutations for extra points once everyone in the world was infected I would devolve all the transmissions because you don't need it and just kill everyone off really quickly.
Yeah but takes a lot of time, around a year to 3 years. This one is risky but fast
Thank u!!! I had spent 3 games and over 1 hr 30mins on trying to beat fungus on normal difficulty I had seen vids to beat fungus but the cure speed always got me. Your method worked Thank u!!!!
Thats metod is not so bad is common by new players and is somewhat effective
Ez way on normal
Harder on brutal cause devolve gives you fifty times less point but i were able to save points by almost infecting everyone so you just need to think more
In super brutal is just stupid
The ramdom checks humillates anyones who tries to be stealthy
@@andresatencio4362 yea true I just used that method to speed through lower difficulty
I like that the player put "no u" as the disease's name.
Greenland turned red faster than me when i say "good morning" to my crush.
@@alexejtolstoy735 I don't speak with her for a while. Neither with one of my friends.
TH-cam : lets demonitize every one that talks about corona virus
Also TH-cam : Lets suggest this
Is youtube demonitizing it or is it just a joke? It's hard to tell these days with youtube. Lol
@@ALLZEE999 I wondered about that myself, since some TH-camrs I've watched never explicitly call the virus by its name.
And yes, TH-cam is actually demonitizing any video that even mentions the name of the virus. Apparently it's in line with other sensitive subjects, since people has died and all.
@@acgm046 wow that's bullcrap. TH-cam always finds ways to piss people off.
They should allow it but if someone does it and their purpose is to offend people, thats when they should demonitize it.
yeah TH-cam is weird, somehow I’ve mainly benefitted from it, since most of my videos aren’t demonetized somehow :p
i heard you like plague.inc.
"Yeah, why?"
*eats bat*
"OMG Ellen you didn't!"
Finally beat it!! Thank you so much for this video, really helped me out. Been struggling for months
0:31 Run begins
0:48 Red dots start appearing
1:10 First infection in another country
1:27 The infection shitstorm begins
1:38 No u is discovered
1:43 Cure research starts
1:47 Pulmonary Oedema mutated
1:51 First death
1:55 First measures taken against no u
2:15 No u placed on WHO watchlist (also, cure research reaches 1%)
2:20 Global cure effort begins
2:22 First cure bubble
2:31 Total focus is on no u
2:35 Russia is first to crack
2:38 Total Organ Failure mutated
2:46 Botswana falls
2:51 No healthy people remain
2:59 Sneezing and diarrhea create... problems
3:06 Run ends
@@scammersacker3561 it means in which country it's lying has been infected
Seeing this lets me believe God was just playing this game for 2020.
*The replies won't make sense*
Im trying virus on normal and i played like 2 hours straight. Still didnt won
@@ijustatemydog980 win with virus in normal is so fucking easy, i won with virus in mega brutal
Players: go destroy all humans!
COVID-19: ok.
@@Cr7Micto because he will upgrade lethality after all the infectivity genes, that's a pro gamer move
@@jason_5792 yeah you dont want people dying before they can infect others
This game might be fun but its concept is actually terrifying, and considering that real life bio engineering won't require "dna points" such a weapon in wrong hands would bring us to a similar resupt
Everyone: 2021 will be better!
Me:* remembers that Plague Inc. starts in 2021 *
And when you realize that you were playing this on an Area 51 Government computer...
Duck Tales No Spain has proved the top gamer move ready 1800 people infected a day with shitty quarantine
Boys edit: now there is 4400 people infected a day looooool with literal lockdown lol
@@Alex96194 Yes we are fucked here
When schools closed here there was like 600 infects.
That was a week ago
Edit 30/03/2020: now there are 80.000+ infects
@@Alex96194 I'm from Spain and things are looking grim in here. Hospitals in Madrid are about to collapse, we get quarantined 15 more days and news mostly talk about the pandemic, and because of our shitty prime minister and the feminist manifestation occured on March 8th, many people got infected in the capital, and those people come to other regions to spread the disease. Now I can't go outside, and my town streets look empty.
Alternative title :
"Simulation of the evolution frim diahera to a super-mega-uncurable bacteria in 2:30."
Imagine celebrating new year, and you thought this'll be the year, but then this happened
Everyone: coronavirus is so scary!
Me: No u
Everyone: what?
Me: No u is far more deadly than a mere virus peasant.
1:33 aspiring thief enters the theatre, steals the spotlight.
ICONIC
I think you are the best speedrunner in plague inc. I have never seen such fast action!! 😃
that “no u” destroyed me
You went from 400 infected to 400k infected in 30 seconds. Goddamn
Underrated he roasts haters instead of just saying “sorry”.
People: 2020 is tough but least it’ll end by 2021
2021:
1:25
"Terry Pratchet voted best author ever!!!"
Damn thats true, his books are always great. I highly recommend them.
His great humor is something you must experience!!😂😂
Someone: what are the simptoms that the virus has?
Doctor: there is only *one* wich is all of the above and non existent simptoms wich has: *insta die, auto infection 100% on all people, earth failure, life disapperer, and one infinite more*
Him: WHA- *dies with everyone at the same time on earth*
That's all I needed to see. A true strategy master to show me the proper way to beat the game.
Imagine your just insulated someone
And you got a virus named No u
Plague Inc: how destructive u want ur dissease?
ML: yes
Oh my god, I was doing it all wrong for this entire time. I was able to win the hardest levels (those that are for free), but after many tries, 30 min each XD (didn't measure how long). I've always been upgrading spreading, not symptoms first. It is just a huge mind changer. Thank you
Leviatan i remember i found that out after virus, and noticed "huh, won a lot faster by litteraly doing almost nothing" and tried to figure out why. noticed the virus really liked mutating that game and i tried symptoms. before this i beat every scenario at brutal-i was on mobile sooo- and i realized it was so much easier wow. i didnt think 2 minutes was a possibility tho.
Him: beats mega brutal in 2:35
Me: on casual mode but can't win
"Doctor,what disease do I have??"
"No u"
What if, in some alternate reality, someone is playing Plague Inc. with a virus named "COVID-19"?
While a bacteria called N0- U is spreading like a pandemy in that world
I did that... And humans were eradicated in 581 days with cure progress 48 percent on brutal difficulty...
@@oofmemesbigchunguskeanuree8315 😂😂 virtually yes... But let's pray to the almighty for the *cure progress* to reach 100 percent soon so that COVID-19 is *eradicated* forever...
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Oh crap they died
Cool
Also how the heck did greenland get wiped out so fast?
Jokes apart, greenland is not that hard to infect, new zeland is a bit harder
@@harper1587 greenland is hard to reach but once it's touched its over for them
@@harper1587 Carribean İslands , New Zealand , Canada and Greenland . Most harder places to infect in my opinion.
I wake up and my body feels like 2:55
No u: Placed on WHO watchlist after 2 Billion Infected
Coronavirus: Placed on WHO watchlist after 2000 infected
@@maxwellbarker9761 That's because it spreaded so fast; I mean 298 days is insane.....
"Millions go outside to watch eclipse on their cellphones"
Lol
I'm late af but remember like 3 years ago there was an eclipse and people tried using their cellphone cameras to look at it lmao
This is the video that got me into speed running plague inc
Everybody gangsta untill pathogen unlocks achievement "how did we get here?"
I hope they nerf the coronavirus in the next update...
way too op... plus the glitch which makes it possible to infect several times
No they dont after they put (Covid-19 is not a game) in left of the screeb..
Coronavirus: "I'm about to revive this mans whole carrer"
So, how many symtomps do you want?
This guy: Yes
Funny that:
This guy with no lethality: new worrying disease spreading
Me with the lethality bar over half way full: new "minor" disease spreading when im killing 100m daily
Corona virus: failed to infect the whole world
This man: fine..I’ll do it myself
I don't wanna even imagine how difficult this is if the cure in the global record was already at 35%
I fear no man, but this guy
He scares the living shit out of me!
covid-19 "write that down! write that down!"
he kept gaining DNA forever
my game give me just a few and never again
Just this crazy fast gameplay makes me doubt that it is mega brutal difficulty
All countrys : We are in the hardest year of the century...
Some kids : MOM I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL FOR 2 WEEKS OMEGALUL
Its actually frustrating not going to school for almost a month lmao i have nothing to do
Rando kid: i won't have school for 2 weeks yey
The kid that won't have school for the rest of his life because he is dying of pneumonia: *pathetic.jpg*
TH-cam: literally recommend me this video about epidemy and getting sick
Me, an Italian: 🥺🥺🥺
@@tommasogiacomini6263 ti sono vicino, non solo con il pensiero...io sono del Trentino
I read about the quarantines in Italy earlier today. All you can do is stay safe and wash your hands often, dude. Hopefully everything turns out alright. Wishing for the best from the US.
Your just "peacefully, happily" playing plague inc and it all ends when some creepy laugh from a child
This was shown in my recommended, even though I have never played nor installed this game.
But man, that was impressive🙌🏼
Mother: "You have 2 and a half minutes to play!"
Me:
**Gets a Mega Brutal Bacteria world record**
*Coronavirus wants to know your Location*
Parents: it's just a cold
Doctors: Common cold, you need rest
Google and Bing:
Grocery Frenzie: *Civilians begin to panic, rushing towards stores to buy toilet paper. Greatly Increases infection rate.*
“WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS!?”
“Yes.”
no, u
What are the chances of survival?
NO
@@reapanomin899 they complete each other
*Human Immune System* : Am i a joke ?
@@b_f_d_d no, u: yes