Phil Burnell: "Trolls are gutless and afraid to do anything." also, Phil Burnell: "I can't do anything because the trolls will do something to me." JFC this guy.
"Um, you clearly don't get it... don't you know that Doody has the cartels in his pocket? Like no exaggeration, when we last went to the pet store, we had to evade his sicarios, dood."
8:43 he has to be that scared of the trolls, why else he's in a gated community? He just has this tough guy Internet persona, but when no cameras rolling he's quiet
1) the could of went to the Zoo, when the internet was down. But, NOOOOOOOOOO. Why? As soon as the internet comes back, drop what ever he was doing to go back.. i.e. Feb 2023, Bed Bath and Beyond. 2) is Khet on call? NO! she has been at the job for more then 2 years now, so she gets her schedule 2 weeks in advance. She would only be on call, if she was casual. Casual? why not part or full time?? she has been there for 2yras now, can't get a holiday with pay?? 3) Can't go to the zoo, as both him and Khet smell of Doordash, and the animals WILL attack. Doordash, by Eau D'Dash d'oor
All he had to say to the zoo question was "I don't know, we'll see," and it wouldn't be an issue. But no, he has to give a 10-min long excuse about why he's too afraid to go to the zoo and he ends up giving detractors even more power over him. 🤦♂️
While it's funny to imagine a scenario where you somehow met DSP in person from a distance and messed with him over the intercom to get an immediate reaction from him, I also lost it at 9:49 to 9:57 🤣
So does DSP realize how much he projects? I guess it has to be yes but he doesn’t realize how much he as actually doing it. As everyone know all he does is describe himself perfectly but replaces “I or me” with “detractors”. What a way to live your life but I guess it’s just how he manipulates his audience and vents his frustrations about his inadequacies. DSP is Phil’s worst enemy.
He is hardly scared of detractors closing down the zoo because of him, he is scared of someone making a laughing stock out of him, like throwing a cake in his face though
"You want the reward to be the zoo. What are you talking about?" Literally the words on the screen that you just read are what they mean, obtuse side Phil. Pretending to be confused by everything only serves to make you look stupid.
didn't he make the claim when his internet service was down due to vandalism that he thought it was due to a detractor trying to sabotage his business....
thinks people wouldn't mess with him IRL would following him around the zoo in his personal space be enough to turn into a phils day off segment, I think so
Been out of the loop for a while. DSP finally got rid of those ugly sound deafening squares? And rearranged his room to have his computer accessible? I thought that wasn't possible dood, lol. Now seems to think the more doodads he has behind him the better streamer? The most random assortment of things
Quit using your wife as a pitty tool for your rewards, people wouldn't bring her up! Please stop with the day off segment. People ask about your wife because you bring her up daily. You make people curious & nosey. Most streamsers dont bring up their spouse on stream.
"I can't do anything because my trolls will fuck with me"
"My trolls won't fuck me with IRL because they'll go to jail"
Pick one Phil.
You can see the fear in his eyes. He is so scared of running into a "detractor". He would run away with tears, leaving Khet behind.
That's just normal "adult fear."
You'll understand when you actually grow up and mature.
Get it?
*snort*
He'd scream for the police 😂
”Detractors don’t matter to me dude, and not to anyone. I dont even think about them”
He's becoming more paranoid and becoming more of a hermit with a autistic schedule that connects to his wife
I hope we get a month where he doesn't leave
Everytime he t poses, he's either in the middle of a lie or about to lie.
Phil Burnell: "Trolls are gutless and afraid to do anything."
also, Phil Burnell: "I can't do anything because the trolls will do something to me."
JFC this guy.
"Um, you clearly don't get it... don't you know that Doody has the cartels in his pocket? Like no exaggeration, when we last went to the pet store, we had to evade his sicarios, dood."
8:43 he has to be that scared of the trolls, why else he's in a gated community?
He just has this tough guy Internet persona, but when no cameras rolling he's quiet
Doody is probably the most chill detractor lol.
That’s chillmurrayy
He just didn't think he could talk Khet into accepting the slice of cheese and won't pay for the $7 popcorn.
The seattle zoo workers are on my payroll
You’re the reason khet can’t get a honeymoon. Big ups Doody!
1) the could of went to the Zoo, when the internet was down. But, NOOOOOOOOOO. Why? As soon as the internet comes back, drop what ever he was doing to go back.. i.e. Feb 2023, Bed Bath and Beyond. 2) is Khet on call? NO! she has been at the job for more then 2 years now, so she gets her schedule 2 weeks in advance. She would only be on call, if she was casual. Casual? why not part or full time?? she has been there for 2yras now, can't get a holiday with pay?? 3) Can't go to the zoo, as both him and Khet smell of Doordash, and the animals WILL attack. Doordash, by Eau D'Dash d'oor
Eaten by lions!
In reality he can't go because the zookeepers might throw him and Kat in the hippo den.
@@shis1988 😅😅😆😆😆
Pigroach never gave Khet a Honeymoon... ain't no way he's taking her anywhere in public... snort!
Dsp needs to stop being paranoid
Every time he talks about going to the zoo with Khet I think about that line from the movie Rocky 😂. If ya know, ya know.
Oh, I definitely know. 😉🤣
The cops here wont do shit dood, especially where he lives. SNORT
Exactly! He said so himself
I was under the impression that he scheduled his "day off" to match his mwifes day off every week.
He has the shittiest rewards LOL 😂 give me 3 grand and I’ll allow you to watch me eat LOL give me 3 grand and I’ll allow you to watch me go to the zoo
Khat is going to have to be satisfied with one slice of cheese
All he had to say to the zoo question was "I don't know, we'll see," and it wouldn't be an issue. But no, he has to give a 10-min long excuse about why he's too afraid to go to the zoo and he ends up giving detractors even more power over him. 🤦♂️
While it's funny to imagine a scenario where you somehow met DSP in person from a distance and messed with him over the intercom to get an immediate reaction from him, I also lost it at 9:49 to 9:57 🤣
Phil should be shown in examples of what social awkwardness looks like when you don’t leave the house.
So does DSP realize how much he projects? I guess it has to be yes but he doesn’t realize how much he as actually doing it. As everyone know all he does is describe himself perfectly but replaces “I or me” with “detractors”. What a way to live your life but I guess it’s just how he manipulates his audience and vents his frustrations about his inadequacies. DSP is Phil’s worst enemy.
phil is so paranoid i swear he might as well live in a cave somewhere and never b seen ever again
What's next? "I can't have a honeymoon with my wife because of Doo-dy!"
8 year belated honeymoon
God, hes the kind of a guy who would skip a hospital trip over appendicitis because muh detrackthors
Evil AJ might be my doctor!
Thanks!
Welcome!
He is hardly scared of detractors closing down the zoo because of him, he is scared of someone making a laughing stock out of him, like throwing a cake in his face though
The thought of some kid throwing a cake in his face threw me into a fit of uncontrollable laughter...thank you 🙏🏻
"You want the reward to be the zoo. What are you talking about?"
Literally the words on the screen that you just read are what they mean, obtuse side Phil. Pretending to be confused by everything only serves to make you look stupid.
didn't he make the claim when his internet service was down due to vandalism that he thought it was due to a detractor trying to sabotage his business....
thinks people wouldn't mess with him IRL would following him around the zoo in his personal space be enough to turn into a phils day off segment, I think so
I don’t believe Phil’s idiotic excuse for not going to the zoo with his wife. I bet his wife is crying downstairs.
Real reason is because zoo keepers would look at phil and seize him. Can't have sloths roaming around the public!
People like him now, what's he worried about?
Been out of the loop for a while. DSP finally got rid of those ugly sound deafening squares? And rearranged his room to have his computer accessible? I thought that wasn't possible dood, lol.
Now seems to think the more doodads he has behind him the better streamer? The most random assortment of things
You can be a basement dweller but if you go out just twice a week you're more social than Dunce Snort PPPhil
All he has to do is when he meets the goal just do a video of him at the zoo and upload it doesn’t need to tell anyone when he visits the zoo
The pig can't contain confidential information
Here fun joke: What did the hipster frog say to the other hipster frog?
You’re toad-ally cool. Oh also DSP stop being paranoid.
DSP shut the hell and stop lying
M E D S the video
@@BichaelStevens 😅😅
Quit using your wife as a pitty tool for your rewards, people wouldn't bring her up! Please stop with the day off segment. People ask about your wife because you bring her up daily. You make people curious & nosey. Most streamsers dont bring up their spouse on stream.