DSP Cries It- I Can't Go To The Zoo Because Of Doody Streams!

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @Ken-mj4rg
    @Ken-mj4rg 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    "I can't do anything because my trolls will fuck with me"
    "My trolls won't fuck me with IRL because they'll go to jail"
    Pick one Phil.

  • @bobv9919
    @bobv9919 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    You can see the fear in his eyes. He is so scared of running into a "detractor". He would run away with tears, leaving Khet behind.

    • @UranusKiller
      @UranusKiller 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That's just normal "adult fear."
      You'll understand when you actually grow up and mature.
      Get it?
      *snort*

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He'd scream for the police 😂

  • @Hemulion
    @Hemulion 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    ”Detractors don’t matter to me dude, and not to anyone. I dont even think about them”

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    He's becoming more paranoid and becoming more of a hermit with a autistic schedule that connects to his wife

  • @unthawedwater747
    @unthawedwater747 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Everytime he t poses, he's either in the middle of a lie or about to lie.

  • @GCurseProductions
    @GCurseProductions 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Phil Burnell: "Trolls are gutless and afraid to do anything."
    also, Phil Burnell: "I can't do anything because the trolls will do something to me."
    JFC this guy.

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Um, you clearly don't get it... don't you know that Doody has the cartels in his pocket? Like no exaggeration, when we last went to the pet store, we had to evade his sicarios, dood."

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    8:43 he has to be that scared of the trolls, why else he's in a gated community?
    He just has this tough guy Internet persona, but when no cameras rolling he's quiet

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Doody is probably the most chill detractor lol.

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That’s chillmurrayy

  • @drmwpn
    @drmwpn 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    He just didn't think he could talk Khet into accepting the slice of cheese and won't pay for the $7 popcorn.

  • @doodystreams
    @doodystreams 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The seattle zoo workers are on my payroll

    • @PugChubRub
      @PugChubRub 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You’re the reason khet can’t get a honeymoon. Big ups Doody!

  • @Sunny2.0Upgrade
    @Sunny2.0Upgrade 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    1) the could of went to the Zoo, when the internet was down. But, NOOOOOOOOOO. Why? As soon as the internet comes back, drop what ever he was doing to go back.. i.e. Feb 2023, Bed Bath and Beyond. 2) is Khet on call? NO! she has been at the job for more then 2 years now, so she gets her schedule 2 weeks in advance. She would only be on call, if she was casual. Casual? why not part or full time?? she has been there for 2yras now, can't get a holiday with pay?? 3) Can't go to the zoo, as both him and Khet smell of Doordash, and the animals WILL attack. Doordash, by Eau D'Dash d'oor

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    In reality he can't go because the zookeepers might throw him and Kat in the hippo den.

  • @Dj_Real_Eyes_Open
    @Dj_Real_Eyes_Open 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pigroach never gave Khet a Honeymoon... ain't no way he's taking her anywhere in public... snort!

  • @Twistedy42
    @Twistedy42 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Dsp needs to stop being paranoid

  • @PeopleRTellingme
    @PeopleRTellingme 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Every time he talks about going to the zoo with Khet I think about that line from the movie Rocky 😂. If ya know, ya know.

    • @Time_Fire199
      @Time_Fire199 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, I definitely know. 😉🤣

  • @snortkarl2070
    @snortkarl2070 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The cops here wont do shit dood, especially where he lives. SNORT

  • @vitoireland6245
    @vitoireland6245 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I was under the impression that he scheduled his "day off" to match his mwifes day off every week.

  • @DarkWaveOnSteroids
    @DarkWaveOnSteroids 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    He has the shittiest rewards LOL 😂 give me 3 grand and I’ll allow you to watch me eat LOL give me 3 grand and I’ll allow you to watch me go to the zoo

  • @awfulolaf
    @awfulolaf 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Khat is going to have to be satisfied with one slice of cheese

  • @Time_Fire199
    @Time_Fire199 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    All he had to say to the zoo question was "I don't know, we'll see," and it wouldn't be an issue. But no, he has to give a 10-min long excuse about why he's too afraid to go to the zoo and he ends up giving detractors even more power over him. 🤦‍♂️

  • @lanefurno
    @lanefurno 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    While it's funny to imagine a scenario where you somehow met DSP in person from a distance and messed with him over the intercom to get an immediate reaction from him, I also lost it at 9:49 to 9:57 🤣

  • @DonGreks22
    @DonGreks22 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Phil should be shown in examples of what social awkwardness looks like when you don’t leave the house.

  • @gonzo8898
    @gonzo8898 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    So does DSP realize how much he projects? I guess it has to be yes but he doesn’t realize how much he as actually doing it. As everyone know all he does is describe himself perfectly but replaces “I or me” with “detractors”. What a way to live your life but I guess it’s just how he manipulates his audience and vents his frustrations about his inadequacies. DSP is Phil’s worst enemy.

  • @BrandonRaske
    @BrandonRaske 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    phil is so paranoid i swear he might as well live in a cave somewhere and never b seen ever again

  • @A3manAMG
    @A3manAMG 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    What's next? "I can't have a honeymoon with my wife because of Doo-dy!"

    • @r1g0r_m0rt1s
      @r1g0r_m0rt1s 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      8 year belated honeymoon

  • @BichaelStevens
    @BichaelStevens 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    God, hes the kind of a guy who would skip a hospital trip over appendicitis because muh detrackthors

  • @medusajrjr
    @medusajrjr 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks!

  • @jadeyeti
    @jadeyeti 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He is hardly scared of detractors closing down the zoo because of him, he is scared of someone making a laughing stock out of him, like throwing a cake in his face though

    • @nordicomsystems8841
      @nordicomsystems8841 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The thought of some kid throwing a cake in his face threw me into a fit of uncontrollable laughter...thank you 🙏🏻

  • @Nekros-t9e
    @Nekros-t9e 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "You want the reward to be the zoo. What are you talking about?"
    Literally the words on the screen that you just read are what they mean, obtuse side Phil. Pretending to be confused by everything only serves to make you look stupid.

  • @suipsycko
    @suipsycko 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    didn't he make the claim when his internet service was down due to vandalism that he thought it was due to a detractor trying to sabotage his business....

  • @TheDutchBros
    @TheDutchBros 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    thinks people wouldn't mess with him IRL would following him around the zoo in his personal space be enough to turn into a phils day off segment, I think so

  • @RobertTarlow
    @RobertTarlow 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I don’t believe Phil’s idiotic excuse for not going to the zoo with his wife. I bet his wife is crying downstairs.

  • @Ebilryu
    @Ebilryu 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Real reason is because zoo keepers would look at phil and seize him. Can't have sloths roaming around the public!

  • @nordicomsystems8841
    @nordicomsystems8841 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    People like him now, what's he worried about?

  • @diablocell
    @diablocell 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Been out of the loop for a while. DSP finally got rid of those ugly sound deafening squares? And rearranged his room to have his computer accessible? I thought that wasn't possible dood, lol.
    Now seems to think the more doodads he has behind him the better streamer? The most random assortment of things

  • @YTNat83
    @YTNat83 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You can be a basement dweller but if you go out just twice a week you're more social than Dunce Snort PPPhil

  • @gerardovaldez5949
    @gerardovaldez5949 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    All he has to do is when he meets the goal just do a video of him at the zoo and upload it doesn’t need to tell anyone when he visits the zoo

    • @jp73987
      @jp73987 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The pig can't contain confidential information

  • @soulsq2
    @soulsq2 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Here fun joke: What did the hipster frog say to the other hipster frog?
    You’re toad-ally cool. Oh also DSP stop being paranoid.

  • @WilliamClose-x9g
    @WilliamClose-x9g 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    DSP shut the hell and stop lying

  • @BichaelStevens
    @BichaelStevens 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    M E D S the video

  • @medusajrjr
    @medusajrjr 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Quit using your wife as a pitty tool for your rewards, people wouldn't bring her up! Please stop with the day off segment. People ask about your wife because you bring her up daily. You make people curious & nosey. Most streamsers dont bring up their spouse on stream.