The fernandes comparison is just classic Twitter As well as the penaldo thing You miss a penalty: you’re garbage You score = pen (insert part of name) You can’t win with Twitter
@@callumlucas4444 if you don’t want to concede penalties Don’t fool the person in the box it’s not rocket science He’s not gonna miss because your team calls him penandes But when he does “JoNjO SheLvEy”
When we won 5-0 against Leipzig, I told myself that I wouldn't be surprised if we messed up against Arsenal. We messed up, and I'm not surprised. I really love Ole for his services to the club as a player, but it's time to go.
We looked horrendous, all a team has to do is press us high and we falter like clueless chickens not to add that Scott mctominay was one clueless chicken in yesterday's match
I mean he’s inconsistent as hell but we need to give him another season and the board need to go before him. If we sack him we’re just gonna go back to Europa league, and worse
This is why I dont buy arguments solely based on stats cuz stats would suggest that mustafi is better than van dijk. When really at the best of times mustafis barely even 1/3 of the defender
The Irish guy best at being funny.he is the reason is subscribe to HITC sport.If I met him I would run around the whole of Ireland.And pay him £10K for each video he is in.#IrishGuyArmy
Literally every young striker that gets a start for Newcastle gets called the next Shearer! They're just willing it to happen! The really dumb thing about it though is that Shearer got his start at Southampton and when he joined Newcastle was already a Superstar who had won the Prem with Blackburn and was England's #9!
@@cherishnash365 Kane and Shearer are very different players... Kane is a much more rounded footballer than Shearer ever was. The only similarity is they both scored lots of goals. Honestly, given his range of passing I could see Harry Kane moving into midfield later in his career and doing much better there than Rooney. Especially with the embarrasment of riches England is starting to get right now up front.
@@franohmsford7548 I'm not saying they're similar, I'm saying hes the closest to Shearer. United fans could argue that Rooney has been the closest to Shearer, but for natural goalscoring talent an English #9 since the late 90's has needed to be someone who can be a poacher in the 6yard area, can use their head for a good 15-25% of their goals, and also be a threat when 30yrds from goal with a yard of space... the likes of gary lineker (poacher, never scored from further than 20yds), micheal owen (scored as many career goals with his head or outside the box as my grandma) and Rooney had loads of penalties and few headers but was good inside and outside the box....had vardy been spotted at an earlier age he could of been a great, but still not the physical aerial presence that Shearer and kane possess
Anyone else have a list of things Irish guy has to do if somethng happens in football?? 😂😂 (i.e. him having to take a milk bath last year bcuz Ole didnt get the sack by xmas)
I would pick Gerrard for a very simple reason, he was the player who managed to keep us afloat when team was in.. rather bad condition. Without him and his hard work we wouldn't have Klopp, Salah, TAA, VVD and so on, we would fight for a scarps with low tier clubs like everton.
Fuckn hilarious as usual mate. Here in Oz mornings headline on epl was, ' legend savages man u players', jeeze guess who I thought. No promotion or relegation in all sports like the U.S. franchise masterclasses. The sense of realty with EFL is real. Keep it coming!
Some of your best work, Irish Guy. I think pundits make these stupid statements in order to get noticed, retweeted or whatever fame currency they are after. I don't even know what is accomplished by these students. It's one thing to attempt to compare the strengths of some players playing similar roles: Xavi and Modric or Pirlo.
Yeah, not saying as good but same kind of player. Like Willian and messi. Both are rw dribblers, can shoot the ball well and take free kicks, but messi is miles ahead
Nobody compared Bamford to Cantona the headline was he became the only Leeds player alongside Eric Cantona to score 6 premier league goals in the first six matches of the season post 92/93 (*inaugural premiership season)
Messi hasn’t scored from open play in 6 games and he’s not called pessi or whatever I’m not comparing Bruno to messi that’s ridiculous. Ziyech has 1 goal and 1 assist shut up and learn your football
Kevin De Bruyne is 29 - When he was 21 he signed for Chelsea for whom he played just 9 games {3 in the Prem, 3 in the League Cup and 3 in European Competition} scoring no goals. He went on loan to Werder Bremen where scored 10 goals in 34 games before moving to Wolfsburg for 3 seasons scoring 20 goals in 72 games for them. By which time he was 24 and hitting his peak when he moved from Wolfsburg to Man City. - Mason Mount is still only 21 and he's already played 63 games for Chelsea scoring 9 times along with loan spells at Vitesse {14 goals in 39 games} and Derby County {11 goals in 44 games}. - Mount's career so far is pretty similar to De Bruyne's and the comparison is not about Mount now vs De Bruyne now! And I'm not saying he will be a future Ballon D'or contender like De Bruyne but no-one thought De Bruyne was going to be that in 2012 when Chelsea were sending him on loan to Werder Bremen!
In no other country but England could a pundit say 'better than Ozil, maybe even Danny Welbeck' without being called out on live television and instantly excommunicated from their industry 🤣🤣
Think the Bamford-Cantona comparison came from him being the first Leeds player to achieve a certain stat (I can't remember what it was) since Cantona. I've not seen anyone compare him to Cantona. You'd have been better off ranting about Phillips being compared to Pirlo
The Yarmolenko and Robben comparisons aren't that stupid. They both perform the same skill, but there's only one difference. When Robben does it, he does it successfully and when Yarmolenko does it he loses the ball and limps off stiffly
Unpopular opinion: Benteke is actually a good striker but needs to get sold or loaned to regain confidence, I think that if he were to play in ligue 1 or seria a he would probably flourish seeing he isn't really the fastest nor the most skillful but he could definitely work as a target man for a lot of clubs in these leagues, I think even at a team that plays route one football like burnley where he gets maybe 2 touches and have to shoot he could do alright but I believe a lack of confidence is benteke's downfall and also the pressure of him once being this beast and never being able to be what he once was affects him a lot in the way he plays.
Nobody is comparing Grealish to iniesta , Gabby said he can see similarities with the way Grealish Dibbles with the ball, I listen to talksport all the time it's the papers and news what was making in up the story that he said Grealish is better than Iniesta.
17 year old striker scores an easy goal
People: the next Alan shearer!
Small Argentinan winger dribbles past one defender
People: The next Messi
*English pundits*
These are the same people who call people from shit leagues better then people from good leagues
@@cummerchant542 pal there is no such as shit league..there was only 2 champions from England in the ucl past decade.pipe down a bit
@@OptimusDelta who’s better la liga or Romania?also where did premier league come into this
'I don't see Ronaldo, I see HITC Sevens'
I can't unsee it...
Bro...I laughed my ass of when I heard that.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GO ON U SKEGG!
@@scottclark2912 BRUH WHAT??!?!?!?!??!!? How did you find this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good ol' james
the Longstaff brothers play only against Man United.
Yep they’re simply robots programmed to perform good against united and go back to the lab
Its the bloody ginger Longstaff.
@Johan Sson yeeep
"I see HITC Sevens!" THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST BURN THE IRISH MAN HAS PRODUCED
ngl I didnt understand comparison tbh
@@aaravgp1332 Alfie from HITC 7s looks like Fabio Silva
@@aaravgp1332 Alfie, well I think his name is Alfie, the one who hosts/voices over most HITC sevens videos looks like Fabio Silva
@@seabird1328 he does every HITC video
@@boarheaded44 Ok thanks
Thogden couldn't host Match of the Day, but Thogdad would be a different level of hosting.
Just imagine that
Hey Irish guy it's November and West Ham aren't bottom of the league...
So where's your Tribute
He said if villa don’t go down, he will make the channel a Jack Grealish tribute channel for a week
He will say grealish is better than iniesta cus of this
Jack Grealish need a tribute
@@saskcom2400 no there’s 20 teams and he meant last
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This guy is so funny and underrated jesus this guy deserves so many more subs
9:56 Rio Ferdinand didn't won three UEFA Champions League Trophy he just only won one time UEFA Champions League
Irish guy: hitting 500k before Christmas will be the greatest underdog story ever
Leicester city fans : are we a joke to you
Original
Good one
6:45 _Well... Cantona lives near me, want me to ring his bell?_ 😂
The fernandes comparison is just classic Twitter
As well as the penaldo thing
You miss a penalty: you’re garbage
You score = pen (insert part of name)
You can’t win with Twitter
true
@Suraj true
@Suraj Ronaldo fan boys: OvERrAtEd
The majority of his goals are penalties apart from 4 of them
@@callumlucas4444 if you don’t want to concede penalties
Don’t fool the person in the box it’s not rocket science
He’s not gonna miss because your team calls him penandes
But when he does “JoNjO SheLvEy”
When we won 5-0 against Leipzig, I told myself that I wouldn't be surprised if we messed up against Arsenal.
We messed up, and I'm not surprised. I really love Ole for his services to the club as a player, but it's time to go.
This manager will lose his job under the glazers so as the next and the next and the next and the next.
We looked horrendous, all a team has to do is press us high and we falter like clueless chickens not to add that Scott mctominay was one clueless chicken in yesterday's match
I mean he’s inconsistent as hell but we need to give him another season and the board need to go before him. If we sack him we’re just gonna go back to Europa league, and worse
@@joshuascovill2835 This is like Savitar. We're in an endless loop thanks to the Glazers.
I predicted at the start of the season he’ll get sacked on the 20th of December after Man United lose at home against Leeds, still standing by that
This is why I dont buy arguments solely based on stats cuz stats would suggest that mustafi is better than van dijk. When really at the best of times mustafis barely even 1/3 of the defender
I'm an arsenal fan, and saying mustafi is 1/3 of Virgil is still too much 😂😂
What stats suggest that? Curious
@@seabird1328 I am too bro and 1/3 is when mustafi is at his best... otherwise its prolly closer to 1/4
@@jokullah I think clearances tackles tackle success rate and interceptions
@@shaankyy4492 fair enough haha has been decent under Mikel tbf
Bruno being compared to jonjo shelvey is like comparing Tom hardy s acting ability to vin diesel's
No its more like comparing Terry Crews acting to van Diesel
I know, disrespecting shelvey he’s levels above bruno
Comparing Leo DiCaprio to Adam Sandler..or Daniel Day Lewis and Jason Statham
24 seconds in and irish guy has me pissing myself laughing...thanks irish guy...hero
I love how that Arsenal fan didn’t write this:
Numbers of Mistakes
VVD: 0
Mustafa: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
But VVD has made plenty of mistakes...
@@ayrtonha5066 i dont mean this season. this season/season before when he was probably the best defender in the world
Going back to this. I think this is the funniest video the Irish Guy has made (maybe excluding the skits). I love the way he reacts to the comments
The Irish guy best at being funny.he is the reason is subscribe to HITC sport.If I met him I would run around the whole of Ireland.And pay him £10K for each video he is in.#IrishGuyArmy
You wouldn’t pay £10
Simp
same
@@Goozero1
Haha 😂
It’s literally brain dead comparisons that don’t make sense. Mainly about sexual molesting or nuns
As a Chelsea fan although Partey isn’t as good I can see some similarities between Essien and him
From a utd fan
Your very right
When he scores everyone be like
Partey Time!.
Well they are also both Ghanaians
@@Zedvais Lmao 😂
Like the Irish guy wld say , ( He’s no where close ) 😂🤣
I swear Shearer might want to hit his head against a wall just to forget how many bang average strikers he has been compared to
Literally every young striker that gets a start for Newcastle gets called the next Shearer!
They're just willing it to happen!
The really dumb thing about it though is that Shearer got his start at Southampton and when he joined Newcastle was already a Superstar who had won the Prem with Blackburn and was England's #9!
@@franohmsford7548 Joelinton's the next *Will Shearer* 🤣🤣🤣
The only person RIGHTLY described as the next Shearer is Kane....and I'm not a spurs fan
@@cherishnash365 Kane and Shearer are very different players... Kane is a much more rounded footballer than Shearer ever was. The only similarity is they both scored lots of goals.
Honestly, given his range of passing I could see Harry Kane moving into midfield later in his career and doing much better there than Rooney.
Especially with the embarrasment of riches England is starting to get right now up front.
@@franohmsford7548 I'm not saying they're similar, I'm saying hes the closest to Shearer. United fans could argue that Rooney has been the closest to Shearer, but for natural goalscoring talent an English #9 since the late 90's has needed to be someone who can be a poacher in the 6yard area, can use their head for a good 15-25% of their goals, and also be a threat when 30yrds from goal with a yard of space... the likes of gary lineker (poacher, never scored from further than 20yds), micheal owen (scored as many career goals with his head or outside the box as my grandma) and Rooney had loads of penalties and few headers but was good inside and outside the box....had vardy been spotted at an earlier age he could of been a great, but still not the physical aerial presence that Shearer and kane possess
Fun fact in 14 games bruno scores 8 goals and got 7 assists last season! And he only scored 4 penalty’s. 4!
The pause for Austin was gold😂
REMINDER:
Irish guy 10 Werner goals away from colouring his hair blond and begging for forgiveness.
Yessss
Wait but did he say 15 goals in the prem or in all competitions?
@@Random22176 prem
Anyone else have a list of things Irish guy has to do if somethng happens in football?? 😂😂 (i.e. him having to take a milk bath last year bcuz Ole didnt get the sack by xmas)
@@stwx6220 12 then, not much of a difference tbf.
dalglish is arguably the greatest pool player, Stevie comes close
@ Nah Alberto Moreno obviously
@@andreaswong8829 I guess. Different people have different opinions. Some say Paul Konchesy is the GOAT of Liverpool.
I believe all opinions are equal
I would pick Gerrard for a very simple reason, he was the player who managed to keep us afloat when team was in.. rather bad condition. Without him and his hard work we wouldn't have Klopp, Salah, TAA, VVD and so on, we would fight for a scarps with low tier clubs like everton.
@@andreaswong8829 fax
“You might as well tip Thogden to host MOTD”
Uhhhhh….. that may actually happen.
I've had been begging Alfie for months to make a very similar video, what a surprise the Irish guy stepped in and did the job! Love it.
Fuckn hilarious as usual mate. Here in Oz mornings headline on epl was, ' legend savages man u players', jeeze guess who I thought. No promotion or relegation in all sports like the U.S. franchise masterclasses. The sense of realty with EFL is real. Keep it coming!
I will truly miss Kevin de bruyne(after he retires) I'm not even a city fan i just love football
Same here
Who needs De Bruyne when Harry Kanes around
@@adamphillip5305 should be illegal to mention kane in the same sentence as de bruyne
@@tomgoodier2802 yeah, they're completely different
@@froopnoops4505 exactly mate like comparing de gea to John terry just makes no sense
The disrespect on jonjo shelvey to even be compared to Bruno penandes is a disgrace
Guys I'm just saying, if you haven't noticed, the background is greenscreened
As a Manchester United fan I can hand on heart say that our fan base comparing Pogba to De Bruyne is our worst comparison.
Who remembers when Gerrard compared Joe Cole with Messi
Me me me! 😌🙋
It’s not bamford to cantona it’s bamford to pele
More like Bamford to Bendtner!
"I don't see Ronaldo, I see HITC Sevens!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is by far Irish guy's best work to date!!
Mustafi better than van dijk is when the world comes to an end
@DP Yeet lmao
Van Dijk injured and he'll still have a better season than mustafi
Premier league fans underestimate inesta and xavi a lot
Not us premier league fans with brains pal we know how good they were
The British media is just ridiculous. I think most fans had massive respect for Iniesta and Xavi.
Some of your best work, Irish Guy. I think pundits make these stupid statements in order to get noticed, retweeted or whatever fame currency they are after. I don't even know what is accomplished by these students. It's one thing to attempt to compare the strengths of some players playing similar roles: Xavi and Modric or Pirlo.
That was the most uncomfortable 30 seconds of staring..
11.50 "....I see HITC sevens!" Brutal! And hilarious!
10:24 51 seconds of awkward silence just to say that he's not 😵😑😓
Fabio Silva aka HITC sevens omg 😂😂😂😂😂
That long drawn out silence was gold 😆
Well this is the first time I’ve seen a mount/kdb comparison
Irish guy:BEST UNDERDOG STORY
Leicester: am I a joke to you
Did you have a good Halloween, watching Ireland lose 6 nations
Shup
That clean sheet joke got me!
Some of these are mental😂😂
Mason mount is more of a frank lampard then a de bryune, idk what redknapp was smoking
Yeah, not saying as good but same kind of player. Like Willian and messi. Both are rw dribblers, can shoot the ball well and take free kicks, but messi is miles ahead
@@shashvatsingh5102 just that Willian is inconsistent trash
Seeing Manchester United play yesterday gave every united fan Cancer
I might as well make use of the tennis channel on my tv.
City fan here i should stfy prolly
@@hmmmmmm5213 tbf I respect tennis as a sport way better than those American sports which is made only for momey
@@manavarunaravind4290 Sadly, that's how it is.
@@manavarunaravind4290 ? Basketball is great.
i thought this video was about to compare players IQs in a club
Nobody compared Bamford to Cantona the headline was he became the only Leeds player alongside Eric Cantona to score 6 premier league goals in the first six matches of the season post 92/93 (*inaugural premiership season)
*bang average, tin pot striker exists*
Pundits: nExT aLan sHeaReR
I hate Harry Maguire
Me too mate me too. I’m a united fan
I don’t
@@joshuaayodele8269 _Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes_
Noo the hate needs to go to Lindelof 😒😒 he’s prolly not a player to be found at United
Irish guy: You might as well tip thogden to become the host of match of the day
ME: LMFAO
how does this man not have 1 million subs
Each clubs former player who should be their manager
The mount thing thing didn't age well.
De Bruyne: lost champions league final.
Mount: won the champions league
Alan Shearer got a hat trick even in this list, absolute legend(and I ain't even a jordy)
Hahaha that mount to de bruyne comparison 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Half a million.The greatest underdog story. Ur talking about comparisons 🤣
i thought my video paused for a second, it was on purpose
bruno penandes and ziyech is like comparing me to messi
If you call him Penandes, you obviously dont watch Man Utd. Look at the number of assists he has. Did he get those assists from penalties as well?
Messi hasn’t scored from open play in 6 games and he’s not called pessi or whatever I’m not comparing Bruno to messi that’s ridiculous. Ziyech has 1 goal and 1 assist shut up and learn your football
@@3dsaulgoodman43 you probably think Fernandes is better than KDB too
@@McfcxEz I dont. KDB is one of the best players on the planet. Bruno is great, but is not at KDB's level.
Bruno >>>>>>>> Ziyech
Mount might have a KDB inside him but I don't agree that he would become a KDB
Phenomenally hilarious! Thanx for that!
Comparing bamford to Cantona is like comparing Hitc Sevens to Hitc Sport
Jamie Redknapp is an absolute muppet 😂
Everybody's stat merchants until Mustachie rides the Muppet vehicle
Brilliant video idea!
And the execution?
Ooh, la la!
Kevin De Bruyne is 29 - When he was 21 he signed for Chelsea for whom he played just 9 games {3 in the Prem, 3 in the League Cup and 3 in European Competition} scoring no goals.
He went on loan to Werder Bremen where scored 10 goals in 34 games before moving to Wolfsburg for 3 seasons scoring 20 goals in 72 games for them.
By which time he was 24 and hitting his peak when he moved from Wolfsburg to Man City.
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Mason Mount is still only 21 and he's already played 63 games for Chelsea scoring 9 times along with loan spells at Vitesse {14 goals in 39 games} and Derby County {11 goals in 44 games}.
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Mount's career so far is pretty similar to De Bruyne's and the comparison is not about Mount now vs De Bruyne now!
And I'm not saying he will be a future Ballon D'or contender like De Bruyne but no-one thought De Bruyne was going to be that in 2012 when Chelsea were sending him on loan to Werder Bremen!
Would love to see a video featuring Niran FNG😂
The sumptuous interior of Judi dench
This is definately the best vid u have made 😂😂😂
Irish Guy you are hilarious!
Should I be worried that I found the funniest part was when he was silent for 30 seconds?
Is Wolves's new signing Fabio Silva are HITC Sevens in disguise?
In no other country but England could a pundit say 'better than Ozil, maybe even Danny Welbeck' without being called out on live television and instantly excommunicated from their industry 🤣🤣
Since 2012. I'm dying from inside to outside
I’m a very big fan but these comparisons were made when the players were doing well
We need to get Irish guy on the kickoff
RIGHT. Half a mil by the end of the year is pretty underdog worthy.
But can you do it without John Terry in Munich?
Rio picked up an extra champions league medal somewhere along the line 😂😂😂
Poor Geordies! Looking for the new Shearer so desperately
Irish Guy reacts to Alan Shearer's comparisons
6:28 DONT LISTEN TO THE LAST ONE IAN!
Think the Bamford-Cantona comparison came from him being the first Leeds player to achieve a certain stat (I can't remember what it was) since Cantona. I've not seen anyone compare him to Cantona. You'd have been better off ranting about Phillips being compared to Pirlo
Man Utd fans are STILL comparing Marcus Rashford to Kylian Mbappe.
Again? oh dear god
Despite mason mount being far from kdb, I can see him developing into a similar player of similar ability when he hits his prime
Why can't people allow the upcoming talents to be the first themselves rather than compare to existing talents?
That silence for Austin 😭😭😔😂😂😂😂
In a toxic relationship with Man Utd
That hitc sevens dig thou😂😂👌
The Yarmolenko and Robben comparisons aren't that stupid. They both perform the same skill, but there's only one difference. When Robben does it, he does it successfully and when Yarmolenko does it he loses the ball and limps off stiffly
Jamie Redknapp drinking water from the toilet
Unpopular opinion:
Benteke is actually a good striker but needs to get sold or loaned to regain confidence, I think that if he were to play in ligue 1 or seria a he would probably flourish seeing he isn't really the fastest nor the most skillful but he could definitely work as a target man for a lot of clubs in these leagues, I think even at a team that plays route one football like burnley where he gets maybe 2 touches and have to shoot he could do alright but I believe a lack of confidence is benteke's downfall and also the pressure of him once being this beast and never being able to be what he once was affects him a lot in the way he plays.
My first time watching and he is so funny I already subribed😂😂😂😂
The worst one has to be Dier being compared with Beckenbauer. What on earth goes on in these people's heads?!
I guess he looked world class against random Portuguese teenagers at sporting
Xherdan Shaqiri aka The power cube is the GOAT
Nobody is comparing Grealish to iniesta , Gabby said he can see similarities with the way Grealish Dibbles with the ball, I listen to talksport all the time it's the papers and news what was making in up the story that he said Grealish is better than Iniesta.
Jamie Redknapp be killing us
Hahahah