Playing a Chocolate Record

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  • @bobblum5973
    @bobblum5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14065

    "You have good taste in music." versus "You have good tasting music." :D

    • @mask1776
      @mask1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Misplaced Modifiers

    • @brianh.000
      @brianh.000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hehehehe.

    • @Art7220
      @Art7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They don't want music with good taste, they want music that tastes good.

    • @brondlie
      @brondlie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is an underrated comment

    • @bobblum5973
      @bobblum5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Sounds great!"
      "Less filling!"
      "SOUNDS GREAT!"
      "LESS FILLING!"
      *"SOUNDS GREAT!!!"*
      *"LESS FILLING!!!"*
      _Physical altercation ensues..._
      (Variation on an American beer commercial, some years ago.)

  • @axelvetter
    @axelvetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5314

    "Gosh, you've put on some weight!"
    "Well, I had a double album."

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or you go to Richard Simmons after having an anthology delivered.

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phydeux or you could just nom some straight lard, thatll work just as good

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BiloGadget That doesn't make any sense in the context of this video.

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@phydeux thats my sense of humor for ya

    • @samdoherty2284
      @samdoherty2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Beatles - The White Chocolate Album

  • @kwaitefuni9152
    @kwaitefuni9152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5395

    Imagine listening to Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record.

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes

    • @a.t2dark
      @a.t2dark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's make sense

    • @tyanag9938
      @tyanag9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      or candy rain lol

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Aside from that being a bad song, that would be fitting.

    • @heavy0119
      @heavy0119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      **I move away from the mic to breathe in

  • @dylanplug59
    @dylanplug59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    im surprised willy wonka never thought of this

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      he should start mass-producing it

    • @VskutkuTrigen
      @VskutkuTrigen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      who do u think this is inspired by ? :D

    • @scrollandsurf
      @scrollandsurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      oompa loompa distracks coming soon in chocolate form

    • @haydentourtelotte1685
      @haydentourtelotte1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oompa loompa’s punching the air rn

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @QRS Records and Radio he didn't even watch it shiiii, its called a chocolate factory but hes talking about will wonka never thought of this

  • @reeferbot502
    @reeferbot502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    "i dont have a sense of taste" i dont know man, that's a pretty nice shirt

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Honestly, the fact that it works at all is pretty impressive.

  • @UndeadScavenger
    @UndeadScavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4545

    You gotta hand it to the Brits:
    Things: *go terribly wrong*
    Reaction: "Well that was a bit of a shame"
    😂

    • @I_Punch_Demons
      @I_Punch_Demons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      American:
      Things "Fucked up"
      Reaction: "GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT STUPID THING"
      5 min later: "Overall I recommend this product"

    • @pierreandferb
      @pierreandferb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      bit sad innit

    • @SpencerBrewerOG
      @SpencerBrewerOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@I_Punch_Demons Am American, can confirm.

    • @whenwhen2284
      @whenwhen2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@I_Punch_Demons I am embarrassed about how accurate this is, as thats coming from someone who lived most their life in the US

    • @TorreFernand
      @TorreFernand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well you know, stiff upper lip

  • @carloscalzone8264
    @carloscalzone8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    Man, they're really taking this "consumer" thing WAY too far.

    • @gyrgrls
      @gyrgrls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At least it's better than eating plastic.

    • @gyrgrls
      @gyrgrls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @securitycountercheck =Whoosh!=

    • @lemon6531
      @lemon6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gyrgrls I’m pretty sure they were joking too

    • @Schattengewaechs99
      @Schattengewaechs99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does that count as planned obsolescence?

  • @picklechicken8396
    @picklechicken8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    “Hey man I just upped the thermostat by a few degrees it’s getting cold in here”
    “YOU WHAT!?”

  • @lindendrache8998
    @lindendrache8998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Being type 1 diabetic, having lost sense of smell and taste and being almost blind on one eye if I remember correctly... but never lost the sense of humour. And all that while being such a wonderful and charismatic person! I just love your videos, Matt!

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That’s it - it could be worse. 👍

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Surely the next step is to review old hi-fi equipment while being deaf. Getting old has the benefit of reducing tape hiss even without Dolby noise reduction.

  • @joeharley1423
    @joeharley1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    ‘I put this record in the fridge this morning’ - No one in human history has ever said that before.

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He just made history omg

    • @badgerlordpatrick6493
      @badgerlordpatrick6493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The 60s were a crazy time. It wouldn't surprise me if somebody in San Fracisco has actually done that before. Maybe on purpose.

    • @joeharley1423
      @joeharley1423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@badgerlordpatrick6493 On second thought you are probably right there.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@badgerlordpatrick6493 I'm 99% sure I had a relative who put tapes in the fridge. My family is very strange

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In Antarctica they used to put records in the fridge to stop them gettig covered in ice. No one wants their needle skating.

  • @mackyrulez756
    @mackyrulez756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    "what's your favorite kind of music?"
    "Dark chocolate"

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I prefer the music of Hot Chocolate myself"

    • @trshowinfo8714
      @trshowinfo8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@colinr0380 “I do fancy myself some Hot chocolate but I prefer the bass in white chocolate”

    • @Druggy-Doggo
      @Druggy-Doggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have great tasting music Joker

    • @calvinscarvings.66
      @calvinscarvings.66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @ivetofta6084
      @ivetofta6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colinr0380 In reality, that would sound like heavy metal

  • @nonna_sof5889
    @nonna_sof5889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Still sounds better than a HitClip.

    • @TakZIG11
      @TakZIG11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Holy shit 😳I haven’t thought about hitclip since the year 2000

    • @Jako1987
      @Jako1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TakZIG11 Time to watch Techmoans video about it!

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I love the fact that Techmoan buys a record that he can't play or eat, so we can enjoy the video anyway.
    Happy Xmas Techmoan!

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Twice!

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Considering how easily chocolate can melt in many environments, I'm impressed any sound came out at all!

  • @SSJfraz
    @SSJfraz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    Finally, a music format I can sink my teeth into.

  • @jutulporten
    @jutulporten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Mission Impossible should have used these instead of tape players! "This delicious message will self-destruct as soon as you eat it!"

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah but wheres the fun in that... everybody loves exploding tape players

    • @ColtaineCrows
      @ColtaineCrows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Their agents might not be much good if they have to consume a large amount of chocolate records on the regular.

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ColtaineCrows "This is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Now, EAT THE MESSAGE!"

    • @AngelGonzalez-ij8xm
      @AngelGonzalez-ij8xm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke lol

    • @EC-ms1jr
      @EC-ms1jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would imagine they would eat it and think, "Hm not bad, needs more of this." Also I don't think they would want crumbs on whatever clothing they were wearing so they might not like the idea of a chocolate record.

  • @imissmypencils
    @imissmypencils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I laughed so hard when the needle ruined the chocolate record.

    • @randomdude197
      @randomdude197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This man wasted his money and you're laughing? 😢

    • @psychedelicpsycho6019
      @psychedelicpsycho6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @Random Dude yeah that was hilarious

    • @randomdude197
      @randomdude197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@psychedelicpsycho6019 lmao

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      honestly I don't think I expected anything else

    • @Ewok009
      @Ewok009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomdude197 LMAF ! 😂

  • @OSW
    @OSW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    the fidelity of this video is incredible. The image is so sharp! Awesome work.

    • @SoggySoup
      @SoggySoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No kidding. Why tf is it so clear.

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Abstractism yea and it tried to play at 480p for me until I changed it to 2160p

    • @csr2537
      @csr2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe they use 12K camera

    • @Brascofarian
      @Brascofarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Agreed. Good job Techmoan. Please review the camera!

    • @Emptiness_Machine_2001
      @Emptiness_Machine_2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Abstractism And he knows how to use it and has good lighting. Some TH-camrs like LinusTechTips have way better and more expensive Cameras and loads of equipment, but the Video doesnt't look better at all. Sometimes, Techmoans Vid do look better, because he makes probably more takes, sets everything up properly and uses some good lights.

  • @TheRip72
    @TheRip72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    "I looked round the house trying to find a suitable record player". How few people can actually say that?

    • @brapcast
      @brapcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Most people who frequent this channel?

    • @maxsnow9952
      @maxsnow9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @QRS Records and Radio and we need to knwo

    • @Tuberex
      @Tuberex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everyone can

    • @baalhater2425
      @baalhater2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not many

    • @errilhl
      @errilhl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well... not my apartment (no room) but I was looking through stuff at my dad's, planning to set up a decent stereo system after renovations are done, and I found at least 5 different record players, of varying quality and probably some in some type of disrepair, but... it's not that uncommon, I think :D

  • @Athena-hq4cp
    @Athena-hq4cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Imagine it being a rickroll

    • @hyperjohn6627
      @hyperjohn6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol that would have been epic

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Never gonna eat you up".

    • @RemyRatrigue
      @RemyRatrigue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kiddo no

  • @fraggit
    @fraggit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Yikes, the dedication is awesome, from record needle to insulin needle in one video.

    • @arekrekas213
      @arekrekas213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what do you mean by i have an abundance of one of the needed supplies for this

    • @gabrielv.4358
      @gabrielv.4358 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oof

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can't believe insulincore sounds like a cylinder

  • @AvengerDK
    @AvengerDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    I guess we finally heard the brown note.

    • @mrnmrn1
      @mrnmrn1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice! xD

    • @dailyvault
      @dailyvault 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Congratulations, you win the Internet for today. Well played!

    • @AronDaPecsy
      @AronDaPecsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is another way

    • @AdamAwesombrero
      @AdamAwesombrero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Slow clap*

    • @cap1234
      @cap1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    An audiobook-reading of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in multiple chocolate records, one for each chapter.
    And also with a hard honey-based glaze that won't be so horrifically scratched up while also keeping the chocolate's shape during operation in higher-than-expected temperatures.
    And yes, add a nice, crunchy inner wafer to the disc to help maintain its structural integrity.
    Don't forget to refrigerate your chocolate records when you store them! I would recommend a high-efficiency chest freezer.

  • @PlainlyDifficult
    @PlainlyDifficult 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    mmmm chocolate

    • @is0p0d
      @is0p0d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      A Brief History of: the First Techmoan Chocolate Record Disaster

    • @KirikaMaga
      @KirikaMaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You came to watch this chocolate disaster ??

    • @_lucatron48_2
      @_lucatron48_2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MM.. FOOD on some mmmm chocolate

    • @MonadoBoy16
      @MonadoBoy16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chocolate?? CHOCOLATE?? CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @omegaO_O
      @omegaO_O 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yum

  • @Raren789
    @Raren789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    "Caretaker - Everything at the end of time" but it's chocolate

    • @cheesofthefleece7956
      @cheesofthefleece7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I'd need the chocolate afterwards

    • @hydrodoxxed2
      @hydrodoxxed2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      why the fuck does this album follow me everywhere

    • @Oliver-gd7uf
      @Oliver-gd7uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@hydrodoxxed2 it's an instant classic

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      *Starts melting as the stages continue*

    • @thomas.j.s
      @thomas.j.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @Smells Ahoy! *Chocolate 6 is without taste.*

  • @thelegendarymagikarp8295
    @thelegendarymagikarp8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He made a separate, shorter video for people that just want to hear the record even though the video is already plenty to the point. What a man

  • @BROTRRer
    @BROTRRer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I'm in a black metal band and I think I just found the perfect medium for our next album

    • @webchimp
      @webchimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How about liquorish?

    • @Loweko1170
      @Loweko1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      BEHOLD THE INNATE ENDING THAT COMES TO ALL THINGS, AS DEATH STALKS US ALL. The delicious, delicious ending.

    • @8bitwiz_
      @8bitwiz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dark chocolate, of course.

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This whats gonna be used if theres a special edition record of chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water by limp bizkit

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The chocolate should be as bitter as the lyrics.

  • @maxmephistru
    @maxmephistru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    People in the 1980s: Just imagine what great technology we'll have in 40 years!
    People in 2020: We finally made a playable chocolate record!

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      German company Stollwerck Chocolate was making chocolate records and special players for them back in 1903.

    • @ericdavis9683
      @ericdavis9683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adenowirus Wow, just looked it up and its just absolutely fascinating

    • @Oystein87
      @Oystein87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really... This is older than the 80's

    • @maxmephistru
      @maxmephistru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adenowirus So no progress for 117 years

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      80s: "Record? But what happened to the compact disk? It was just taking off!"
      2K20: "It was too clean. There's no warmth once you remove the surface noise and the pops. We wanted a more analog sound."
      80s: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

  • @peteclock2855
    @peteclock2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I've put the record in the fridge this morning"
    That is my new favourite sentence and I will use it to mess with people

  • @chrispenn715
    @chrispenn715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Brilliant - "l've ate a bit - now I'd better go and find me insulin'. Love it! Next week an electric chocolate teapot.....

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chocolate teapots are old hat. Not that I'm endorsing chocolate hats, mind. th-cam.com/video/qa6skbQHDh0/w-d-xo.html

    • @TimeLemur6
      @TimeLemur6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like a brilliantly disastrous idea.

    • @Flymochairman1
      @Flymochairman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is the chocolate tea-pot not more of a Big Clive Dot Com type of experiment? XD

    • @TimeLemur6
      @TimeLemur6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Flymochairman1 Only if he's complaining about the heating element, not the chocolate melting.

  • @Zveebo
    @Zveebo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I can’t wait to play this on my extremely expensive laser record player for absolutely pristine audio quality.

    • @TheOldScoola
      @TheOldScoola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Woah! You gonna melt into the grooves?

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has anyone actually bought those?

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@franky9928 They're basically lab equipment for restoration specialists, at this point. That's pretty much the one niche they occupy that nothing else does.

    • @traxonwax
      @traxonwax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Needs that device that just records the grooves as an image and then from the extremely detailed image, create the audio. Like what they did with the worlds oldest known recording. Phonaudiograph

    • @Oystein87
      @Oystein87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As the kids say: LOL

  • @davidfordyoyoguy
    @davidfordyoyoguy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When CDs were fairly new, I got a CD made of bubble gum for a birthday and it took my family over 10 minutes to get me to realize that "bubble gum" isn't a band and I can't listen to it. I have to eat it. They got me the Green Day "Dookie" cassette, though. Loved it

  • @shimtest
    @shimtest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    next day headline: "Techmoan hospitalized after eating record"

    • @JonahBj
      @JonahBj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ☝️ Presenting to the emergency room with lo-fi emia.

    • @traxonwax
      @traxonwax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a “killer” cut!

    • @bert7341
      @bert7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@JonahBj "emia, meaning presence in the blood..."

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The music was lo-fi, but the blood sugar was hi-fi, and his seizure was psychedelic.

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea... For covid loss of taste

  • @mfbfreak
    @mfbfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I need a chocolate record of 'Chocolate Rain' by Tay Zonday.

    • @8bitwiz_
      @8bitwiz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Chocolate record
      Put it in the fridge and keep it dry
      Chocolate record
      Zoom the camera out and VU meter in your eye

    • @reylavienna1318
      @reylavienna1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@_Piers_ That's a niche reference contained inside a niche reference.

    • @jemzomaclain
      @jemzomaclain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_Piers_ make that 3

    • @jemzomaclain
      @jemzomaclain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Piers_ fuck i mean 2

    • @moonwaystudiosVR
      @moonwaystudiosVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are legend

  • @CyrusBennett-bv8np
    @CyrusBennett-bv8np 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This would really “fudge” up your record player

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "Chocolate record" sounds like something Willy Wonka came up with.

    • @locust76
      @locust76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or Tay Zonday

    • @nottodaypal2143
      @nottodaypal2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@locust76 Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record , that's just to sweet 😂

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @salamihawk. You beat mento it

    • @weatherseed8994
      @weatherseed8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or George Clinton.

    • @albinakemet
      @albinakemet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nottodaypal2143 no chocolate rain is not a chocolate record it is digital .

  • @unfinishedthought
    @unfinishedthought 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "now I better go find some insulin" got me laughing out loud 😂

    • @barryholt9564
      @barryholt9564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hope he was just kidding, "You had us in the first half", guy, nobody's expecting you to go making yourself Ill!

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@barryholt9564 Matt is a diabetic, so he would no joke need to take a measure of insulin after eating some chocolate.

    • @sanches2
      @sanches2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed at that one too :) it's showing nice sence of humour as well as dedication:)

    • @maesto
      @maesto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I lost it when he took another bite after saying that.

    • @VintageTechFan
      @VintageTechFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@maesto No problem at all since he is Type I, which means he can't produce insulin .. with modern therapies you can pretty much eat anything you want, you just have to compensate for it. There are limits for the total carb amount though, so if its high in sugar you will stay quite hungry after using up the budget. (Type II is an insulin tolerance, you can only limit carbs for this.)

  • @sesa2984
    @sesa2984 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have to say, when the music started playing...I smiled despite myself. I'm one of those who gets sad when Christmas ends and everyone starts shutting their lights off. I keep mine up appropriately til Candlemas. That just made me so happy to hear that. 🎄

  • @opinionday0079
    @opinionday0079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    " Oh I almost forgot... to eat the record .." You don't hear that line very often....... if ever.

    • @locke103
      @locke103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont blame him, really. if i'm gonna eat something like that, it damn well better be worth the insulin shot.

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did he eat it, for the record or on the record‽
      th-cam.com/video/DZG0lUXjxfY/w-d-xo.html

    • @psisis7423
      @psisis7423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems like some cabalistic ritual

  • @Siddhartha13
    @Siddhartha13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "We wish you a merry Christmas (The Caretaker Remix)"

    • @Qwerty_7
      @Qwerty_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      when's christmas again?

    • @vriskamoder
      @vriskamoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      fuck

    • @vinnyrocks5886
      @vinnyrocks5886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Souliousery it’s just a burning memory really

    • @William_3DS
      @William_3DS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OH NO

    • @ii_Cove
      @ii_Cove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      we wish you a burning memory

  • @discbreakerchanel8180
    @discbreakerchanel8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Imagine if there is a record player made out of candy.

    • @gynaecide4382
      @gynaecide4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ZAHARIA IUSTINA-MARIA I know what else is hard.. ;)

    • @apocalypticblox2346
      @apocalypticblox2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gynaecide4382 your head.

    • @gynaecide4382
      @gynaecide4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apocalypticblox2346 No, my dick

    • @Agent24Electronics
      @Agent24Electronics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You maybe could, actually. Suck a candy-cane down to a needle point, attach to a waffle cone...? Make the turntable mechanism hand-crank driven, from hard candy, and a cabinet of gingerbread? Hmm...

    • @apocalypticblox2346
      @apocalypticblox2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Agent24Electronics but it wouldn’t function.

  • @daShare
    @daShare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I can just imagine ordering one of those records in the Australian summer and opening a puddle of chocolate.

    • @TheDeadfast
      @TheDeadfast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Indeed. I imagine the Christmas special in particular might not sound particularly great!

    • @steviebboy69
      @steviebboy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I was going to say that, particularly on a 45.Celsius plus day. it would melt real quick even a real record would warp.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he didn't explain how countries' different electrical systems would affect playback. Worst. Video. Ever!

    • @VintageTechFan
      @VintageTechFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@andrewgwilliam4831 Australia and the UK are compatible regarding this (well .. they were still part of the same empire when electricity took off..)

    • @TheOldScoola
      @TheOldScoola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Gwilliam shut the fuck up dude leave him alone he’s successful you’re not

  • @PhoticSneezeOne
    @PhoticSneezeOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Pro Tip: For the true audiophile experience, you might want to put it in a freezer for a few hours before playing !

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Enjoy that crisp sound!

    • @Fluteboy
      @Fluteboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like they do with their damn cables! Bless them.

    • @eDoc2020
      @eDoc2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'd be careful. If ice crystals form it will add lots of noise.

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ice would make the needle skate.

    • @WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart
      @WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eDoc2020 then you coat it in dry ice instead

  • @nesquik1001
    @nesquik1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1900's: "I bet we'll have flying cars in the future"
    2020's: "Chocolate record, take it or leave it"

    • @realtalk6195
      @realtalk6195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We've had flying cars for decades, they're called helicopters. Not sure why people expect cars that fly by magic. The rotors are either going to be on the top, or on the bottom like a hovercar but will need far more energy to fly higher and it's going to disrupt people below it.

  • @rotwang83
    @rotwang83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    So finally it's official. Crosley record players will destroy your records (if they're made of chocolate 😅 ).

  • @JasonHalversonjaydog
    @JasonHalversonjaydog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    could've had that song "chocolate rain" on it! LOL

    • @therealdennisprager
      @therealdennisprager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tay zonday! Unfortunately the song is copyrighted so I don’t think it’s possible

    • @AltName7
      @AltName7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it would muddle the messaging if it was actually on a chocolate record.

    • @user-kn5ol8ck8s
      @user-kn5ol8ck8s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AltName7 There is no message worth listening too on chocolate rain so its fine.

  • @EnderalRocks
    @EnderalRocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:32
    For anyone who just wants to hear it and move on
    But I recommend you watch it all, it's interesting

  • @joshuascholar3220
    @joshuascholar3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    He gets to EVERY audio format!

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      video formats too!

    • @deaultusername
      @deaultusername 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Baerchenization If real you should post a link or some more information, be an interesting video

  • @camtomlee
    @camtomlee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Would be useful for sending disappearing messages- much tastier than a self-destructing tape recorder!

    • @nuNWO
      @nuNWO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mission Impossible reboot with chocolate sponsor product placement!

    • @10385142
      @10385142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better they don;t try in in warmer climates.

  • @bonedagger
    @bonedagger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No sense of taste might mean an increase in the other senses, an increased sense of sound for the man who has an ear for quality and also an eye for it. Keep up the good work.

  • @adamsimmons631
    @adamsimmons631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Apparently Bill Hailey is going to release “Rock Around The Choc” ........

    • @marcsm2008
      @marcsm2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a thumbs up, man.
      You made me laugh.

    • @mtechnics37
      @mtechnics37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very Good !!!

    • @burtbackattack
      @burtbackattack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worth a like for how bad it was! 🤦🏻👍🏻

    • @martifingers
      @martifingers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently Hot Chocolate released one of these in the 70s but it melted...

    • @martifingers
      @martifingers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As did Bowie actually with The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from "Mars"
      . (I'll get my coat...)

  • @cammyboy011
    @cammyboy011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Techmoan putting his health on the line for our knowledge and understanding. That's dedication right there! 👍😎

    • @Sam-go3mb
      @Sam-go3mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      From the 'Rok-Blok' to all Crosley products, Techmoan has always put the health of his ears in jeopardy.

  • @demigodgamez
    @demigodgamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mom:
    "Don't play with your food."
    Me with my food:

    • @exMuteKid
      @exMuteKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's yOuR hapPy mEaL!

  • @MrJ0mmy
    @MrJ0mmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    for a channel called
    Techmoan he hardly ever moans about tech

    • @TimmyJoe633
      @TimmyJoe633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He did a video a few years back that can't seem to find any more, where he explains why he chose not to go down the route of moaning, but kept the name.

    • @james-5560
      @james-5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stop moaning

    • @RealNovgorod
      @RealNovgorod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nor has the man any techno.

    • @NiGHTSaturn
      @NiGHTSaturn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He already owned the url techmoan.com so he kept it like this.

    • @RealNovgorod
      @RealNovgorod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NiGHTSaturn technoman.com was taken? From its looks it couldn't have been that long.

  • @matthewjensen8681
    @matthewjensen8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Holy cow, I had no idea that you were a Type 1. I am too!! It's so cool to know that people you admire and enjoy watching share something like that with you. That really made my day.

    • @cornsyruptrucker
      @cornsyruptrucker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you able to taste things?

    • @matthewjensen8681
      @matthewjensen8681 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cornsyruptrucker Yes! I'm pretty sure a lack of taste isn't a symptom of being diabetic. I can taste just fine, at least.

    • @tygical
      @tygical ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Surprisingly legible for chocolate. You can actually sing along to it!

  • @TheHammerofDissidence
    @TheHammerofDissidence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I find 85% cacao gives the flattest frequency response when played back.

  • @ageary
    @ageary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That's the sweetest thing I've heard all year

  • @BlackieNuff
    @BlackieNuff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just when I think I've seen (and heard) it all... along comes edible audio... lol.
    This would be the perfect medium for BabyMetal's "Gimme Chocolate".

  • @solarbirdyz
    @solarbirdyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    ...I can't believe that worked. At all. I'm genuinely impressed in a very... confused way. Well done, FoodIsArt.

    • @Chickenpatty878
      @Chickenpatty878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right?! That definitely seems like something you could lie about and get away with, but it actually works!

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edison's wax cylinders were made of... wax. Chocolate isn't all that different really. It tastes nicer though!

  • @anchorbubba
    @anchorbubba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    the vu meter is so beautifully sensitive and accurate, i cant help staring at it

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They dont make them like that anymore

    • @stepheng8779
      @stepheng8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 watch last week, they do.

    • @cptcrogge
      @cptcrogge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a little bright tho D:

    • @worldtraveler930
      @worldtraveler930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still enjoy it.

  • @olympian3
    @olympian3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Gets chocolate stuck in the grooves of my other records*

  • @vorpi
    @vorpi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    4:32 when 'The Caretaker' rolled in

    • @spacepawdity4973
      @spacepawdity4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s either stage 2 or 3

    • @a.f.nik.4210
      @a.f.nik.4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      not enough slow or reverb, but the quality and the crackle reminds me of... wait what are we talking about again?

    • @chickenflavor9880
      @chickenflavor9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/U4NXoJVtNMk/w-d-xo.html

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@a.f.nik.4210
      we wish you a merry- uh, umm, uh

    • @mizunosei
      @mizunosei 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait who?

  • @raudiobrown
    @raudiobrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Ah, that warm analog sound! ;o]

    • @Jamato-sUn
      @Jamato-sUn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Straight out of the freezer, ironically!

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully not to warm pr it might melt

    • @GataZGinkgo
      @GataZGinkgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's not analog, that's chocolog!

  • @meistroldcontent
    @meistroldcontent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Me: *Goes on diet* TH-cam: CHOCOLATE RECORD

  • @edwardalexander9486
    @edwardalexander9486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    We wish you a Merry Christmas too! Let your 2021 be as good as 2019 (we don't mention 2020 round these parts).

    • @Nolroa
      @Nolroa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed!

    • @codeman99-dev
      @codeman99-dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well... I hope 2021 better than both. 2019 was a very difficult year for me financially.

    • @TheRealColBosch
      @TheRealColBosch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How soon we forget that 2019 was pretty damn miserable. Not as bad as 2020, but still terrible.

  • @izools
    @izools 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I've got to applaud you for not letting your medical conditions get in the way of such incredible content creation. Almost brought a tear to my eye.
    Really, thank you. You do phenomenal work and are a true inspiration.

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “man, this song is sweet, what is it”

  • @DT-dc4br
    @DT-dc4br 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    the mrs just asked what I'm doing.
    "Looking up the hardness of caramel on tinterwebs to see if confectionary based records would have been a viable alternative to shellac"

  • @colvinscorner
    @colvinscorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    your face when the record actually started playing recognizable music, priceless hahaha. Awesome video as always!

  • @willstarbailey
    @willstarbailey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:30 What audiophiles think what will happen if you play a record on a crosley for one second

  • @TRMasterZED
    @TRMasterZED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Thank you so much for your splendid Videos, they are so enjoyable. I wish you a merry Christmas as well.

  • @mattgreen5351
    @mattgreen5351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Happy Christmas, Mr Moan. Thanks for getting me through 2020 with your brilliant channel.

  • @Beaula2
    @Beaula2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You’ve heard it
    I’ve eaten it
    Now I best go find me insulin”
    😂🤣

  • @TomboLP
    @TomboLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Merry Christmas, Techmoan! Thank you for all the wonderful videos.

  • @hbp_
    @hbp_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I’m not sure they even make these anymore"
    I wasn't honestly expecting anything that is still manufactured.

  • @peterstepanov8062
    @peterstepanov8062 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha! How very fitting that I come across this video on Christmas day

  • @adamgill
    @adamgill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:36 - Did anyone else shout "Yaaaay!" at that point? :D

  • @deanrussell2224
    @deanrussell2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You’ve got to admit if there’s an obscure format around here is the place to see it demonstrated 👍

  • @Mahoganymelt
    @Mahoganymelt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Making a short version of the video to send to people
    you got my sub for the extra effort

  • @AndersEngerJensen
    @AndersEngerJensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Haha, brilliant! You’ve heard it, I’ve ate a bit. I better get my insulin! 😂
    I won’t be making my records available on this though... gonna be a lossy project in all aspects of the word! 🤪

    • @juergenbernhard5442
      @juergenbernhard5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not to mention the "care" some postal services treat their items. How often did I get chocolate broken into pieces already. No way to play a broken record o matter how much it cost you :-D

    • @rivards1
      @rivards1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would be a sweet format for some CoCo music!

    • @moeta486
      @moeta486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People have made similar things on wood and acrylic using a laser cutter.

  • @BlueOceanBelow
    @BlueOceanBelow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    We need a Fruit-by-the-Foot Tefifon now.

    • @solarwalkman
      @solarwalkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put me down for 20.

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cellpat7392 - Nah, 8-track would have to be done using Air Heads X-tremes. One color per track.

  • @haaaaf8087
    @haaaaf8087 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 you can hear the song play very quietly over the obnoxious scratching sound

  • @Pholland420
    @Pholland420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I love how the blue light bar in the background is synced with his voice haha who else spotted that ?

    • @twistedpeanuts6958
      @twistedpeanuts6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, is that edited in or what?

    • @Pholland420
      @Pholland420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@twistedpeanuts6958
      I don't think it is, he's not good at editing if I remember right but I could see him acc wiring it in haha

    • @Artyom1247
      @Artyom1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Its from an earlier video where he was looking for good VU meters.

    • @thecrazeecow1682
      @thecrazeecow1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There’s probably a mic in there and it gets bigger depending on the volume

    • @bobblum5973
      @bobblum5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Artyom1247 Yes, he was testing three of them in that video. I noticed it in the background right away.

  • @revbobuk
    @revbobuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    How many TH-cam reviewers literally risk their lives to test products for us? Wow.

    • @ryanmalin
      @ryanmalin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how many?

    • @joshmeyer7384
      @joshmeyer7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanmalin Probably a lot, really. But among the audio and electronics channels, not many at all. Thanks, Mr. Moan, for walking on the edge for your fans!

    • @Fluteboy
      @Fluteboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ElectroBOOM and Photonicinduction spring to mind.

    • @Paul_Y_T
      @Paul_Y_T 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      type 1 diabetics aren't risking their lives eating chocolate - it's not an allergy.

    • @ME-ci8zi
      @ME-ci8zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve1989MREInfo for sure

  • @petermconnolly
    @petermconnolly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! I was born 1968, diagnosed Sept 1976 (After the hot summer heatwave). Were you brought up with The Ames Rupert Bear book with Sid Syringe. "Never ever rub the spot where Sid Syringe has left his dot". I've been a subscriber for a while. It's always lovely to hear from another member of our very exclusive club!

  • @maveric5381
    @maveric5381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sounds like some of my old LP's from the late 1960's so that's good enough for me. Merry Christmas.

  • @LeftoverBeefcake
    @LeftoverBeefcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My two song choices would have been:
    We Wish You A Yummy Christmas
    Deck The Halls With Bars Of Chocolate

  • @amz4r_waf
    @amz4r_waf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Bro why is my record player smells chocolate?"
    "Oh I put an edible chocolate record there earlier"

  • @sunnohh
    @sunnohh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not that there was any competition, but you have cemented the “my favorite tech youtuber” award for lifetime achievements with this video!

  • @KK-bk3dm
    @KK-bk3dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Should've sent it to LGR so he could do a food review.

    • @AsellusPrimus
      @AsellusPrimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is that so relevant to my TH-cam algorithm?

    • @KK-bk3dm
      @KK-bk3dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AsellusPrimus
      Because your fat ass likes chocolate

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would get eaten by US Customs.

    • @JakobWinterborne
      @JakobWinterborne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @BlazeYT_
      @BlazeYT_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah lol

  • @ninjapants7688
    @ninjapants7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some time ago a band called "Shout Out Louds" made a mould you could make an ice record out of. It's really neat.

  • @vwlssnvwls3262
    @vwlssnvwls3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pretty cool! I rather like the way it sounded. Gives me good vibes, remembering listening to AM radio as a kid late at night when I was supposed to be sleeping.

  • @KiraPlaysGuitar
    @KiraPlaysGuitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow. You are a legend for making the short version to share with my mates, I'm sure I'm the only one interested in the preamble among us. Great, great video and forethought.

  • @coffeecaim2527
    @coffeecaim2527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great video. Really interesting how records can be made from chocolate and can still be played like normal ones. I'm also type 1 diabetic so I can relate to this as you'd need to work out the carbs and stuff before being able to eat it. Nice video!

  • @DiestroCorleone
    @DiestroCorleone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When he took a bite of that chocolate record, my soul found peace.

  • @SupaPhly0
    @SupaPhly0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    that "whoops" in the first attempt had me laughing

    • @devlad
      @devlad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was absolutely rolling

    • @cdscissor
      @cdscissor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ey, my favorite former TH-camr making a funny comment!

    • @Jamal_Tyrone
      @Jamal_Tyrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He didn't show the part where he fell to his knees screaming "Noooooooo!"

    • @Seras99
      @Seras99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So one of techmoan’s biggest fans got to see a video early huh? Must be a patron person!

  • @joey184
    @joey184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we can use chocolate as a data storage device now, technology is incredible

  • @brideoflister
    @brideoflister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Okay. That's pretty neat even if the audio quality is low.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fact it played at all is mind blowing. I thought it might had been a gimmick.