You really shouldn't trust a product that you can't manually get into. i mean with an actual key and a mechanical means to get in. If somebody used an EMP bomb on a country that knocks out all your electronics (and modern armies do have this tech on hand btw), the only thing you will be able to drive is a pre-1980's combustion engine with manual parts in it. Your tesla and your amazing new Toyota Camry will be bricked.
@@JOSEPH-vs2gc bruh, if you have any car that relies on sparkplugs or glowplugs for diesel, you are indeed fucked. Which means you can't drive anything except really old diesel engines that runs on compression alone, and since your start engine will be out of service due to being zapped by the emp, you'd have to roll start it. If you're going to be a paranoid doomsday prepper, atleast do it right.
@@martinturykippervik3894 paranoid? eh we went through 2 world Wars and a couple of Genocides and it has barely been a hundred years. The middle east is a bomb, china is a bomb, and your leaders are probably bought off by money and deeply corrupt, both sides. Maybe just you're fast asleep.
That's only because they're actively catering to the newly opened market, it'll die down. Unless you're talking about the uncensored dongs, we don't care about that on our TVs
@@TheKickboxingCommunity Actually there’s everything wrong with it because people only get words put in their mouth when they lie faster than their brain can make stuff up.
@@AlexCreemers That's not true. Goggle it. Wolfenstein 3D level 1, "Can I play, Daddy?", the easiest. level 2, "Don't hurt me." level 3, "Bring 'em on!", the default. level 4, "I am Death incarnate!", the hardest. Trust no one!
And an ejaculating one at that... When he drew this, he was foretelling the reaction his body would have when pulling ahead of the Audi. This explains his “celebration mode” happy-ending scene. This is also why the woman next to him (his wife?) was so pissed off at him, afterwards. He was cheating on her with the Tesla.
@@martinwragg8246 As if Jeremy Clarkson needs money 😂 You clearly don't know him. He is more likely to pay a manufacturer money to shit on their car just for the fun of it.
It's a golf cart, but does not have room for 7 sets of clubs... Poor design... The Tesla "Cyber Truck" is also butt-ugly, but at least it has room for a few sets of golf clubs in the bed of the pickup. It's supposedly a 6-seater, but it might be a tight fit to put 6 golf bags in that enclosed bed of the truck. Maybe one of the aftermarket companies will create a special insert that fits in the bed that has room for 6 individualized sets of golf clubs, but without the bags. :)
This is a classic video for so many reasons. The end of an era. Clarkson on form and genuinely enjoying the goofy touches of the Tesla; changing his tune about electric cars, and yet still trying to fit in a final few digs before the enevitable occurs. One for the archives. Happy to see it on its own here for people to enjoy without paying for and watching 4 seasons of the Grand Tour.
It was hilarious! But to be honest, the Top gear review of the Tesla was rather sloppily done. It's no wonder they got themselves into so much trouble with Elon Musk. However, it's also true Elon Musk is a bit of a snowflake. It doesn't take much to set him off into a tizzy.
@@joshshone4464 I believe top gears review of the first generation roadster of Tesla. Tesla lost the majority of that lawsuit, the rest was dismissed by the judge.
@@joshshone4464 Tesla got a script for the episode and they planned to have the Tesla brake. The logs on the Tesla showed it never dropped below 20%, but they claimed it ran out of power after 55 miles on the highway. Tesla sued them for defamation but lost because they couldn’t prove if it actually hurt their sales.
@@hemstertringldoodah7217 In Denmark you can have Teslas as your taxi with no extra charge (instead of a Mercedes) Then theres loads of companies providing airport transport in luxury vehicles
"draw pretty patterns" Edit- This is the first time I got large amount of likes. I didn't know people like looking at pretty patterns on TH-cam. Let's have a good 2021.
@Stimpy&Ren You are shifting the goalposts. Tesla proves that well-managed EV batteries can have great longevity. It's not like mobile phones that need replacing every 3 years due to loss of capacity. Tesla depreciation is low; resale values are high. So instead you talk about range anxiety. Yes, we all know that EV range is inferior to ICE range. EVs are great for moderate daily use. But if you're going to be frequently driving 250+ miles in a hurry and can't afford to stop for 20 minutes at a fast charger, perhaps an EV isn't for you. As for the BMW X5 hybrid, I actually agree with you. I can't recommend a hybrid power train. Just get an electric power train. Either a pure EV, or if you still want petrol as a backup, get a range extender option like on the BMW i3 or Vauxhall Ampera.
isn't it meant to be satire on how Tesla has reached the status of "cannot, could not, would not, should not ever be criticised" and how Elon Musk generally responds really badly to public criticism? And the fact that Elon Musk tried to sue Jeremy Clarkson previously and lost the lawsuit.
Yeah the Model 3 Performance is the same, although it loses a lot of steam above about 110. Despite the acceleration though, they are not what I would call "fun" cars. Good for the commute bad for a weekend thrash.
@@thunderbug8640 Yeah they aren't for track days. The acceleration is satisfying and all the toys make them great fun on normal journeys, which I'm all for.
I'm impressed with Jeremy in fairness. If he drove it off a cliff, that would have been one electric car plus a car full of lawyers and unfortunately one extremely adept motor journalist less in the world. Well done Jeremy, well done on not ridding the world of you.
Well considering the second episode of the new format is only about to come out it's a little early to say.. That being said I do love Clarkson's car reviews
He hasnt changed that much. He still spouts the same old anti ev talking points. I wonder if he ever heard of a petrol car catching fire. I've seen lots. I'm sure an EV is just as likely to catch fire as an ICE car if involved in a crash.
That was the X-mas card from 2016. The audio in this clip has been dubbed over due to copyright issues. Just search "model x-mas" and you will see the original.
@@jasonsimms4238 Good point that not many people know. The first cars built were electric and had solar panels as well. Then combustible engines came around and, yeah.
@@CyrusEpion You guys don't realise that it's not just the fact that the cars are electric powered. It's the fact that they have no soul and the styling is so unbelievably bland that there is nothing that would make a petrolhead love the car. It's just like a very good fridge or phone or something. You appreciate what it can do, but you don't love it.
Even elon thinks the roadster was a terrible car and said it was a terrible way of making an electric car, altho the review was staged it was more honest than most
@@arpandeepchandi1709 I might wait 4 months after the Berlin built Model Y comes out before my purchase and hopefully get a 30 percent discount. Worth the wait.
Being useful is only relative to your needs and lifestyle. I'd buy an r8 and wouldn't care if a box on wheels beats me. Also, having to recharge my car is inconvenient with the amount I have to travel
Also he was able to give his honest opinion. The Gt is a lot less scripted than top gear. The three have said that themselves. The jokes aren’t planned and the pranks are real.
It was a script (payed by oil company) to show electricit cars failed. Tesla loss the law suits, but the judged agrees top gear is entertainment an they made tesla look bad for entertainment purpose
@@grodt88 Highly doubt it as it’s highly illegal not clarify if they have been given financial incentives. I have one, and it’s a dream. Highly recommend!
What’s funny is my dad actually owned that exact r8 but he gave back to Audi and swapped for a different one since surprisingly it had some gearbox issues
There is also a "Brake Regen" mode that when you let off the gas pedal, the motor will brake and allow a certain percentage back into the batteries.. Something you need to get used to, and does not take long. In short is saves money on brake usage and therefore longer to need to change brakes,,,
As already mentioned, that's existed beforehand, but it is still very useful. Non-electric cars would use it to charge up the car's battery, and the same principle can also be applied to electric cars (obviously).
I had the pleasure of driving a Model X a neighbor friend bought for his family of 4 in 2016. Fastest car I have ever driven. It brakes just as fast. After that my whole perspective of an automobile instantly changed. I can only imagine what it would be like to drive the roadster. I bought 100 shares of TSLA the next day.
Yeah they were exiting, i was always exited that my vectra made it home without sensors galore failing like it normally did, or when the main fuse blew on my vivaro while going across the forth Bridge while in the overtaking lane because the wiring loom rubbed through and shorted, or the time my astras head gasket blew, then my next astras head gasket blew, then my zafira had constant coolant problems, vauxhall can stick its shit cars up its arse, i will never buy another one
@@eddywilliams6212 I hear you, but my M reg Mk3 Cavalier GLS...265K miles, driven HARD not a single breakdown. I still have this car (restoration project). Guess I got lucky. BTW, I drive VW's now because Vauxhall suck.
@@siliquaesid703 my dad had 2 cavaliers, the first one had 250k then died, the 2nd one he sold to a friend after 150 k and it lived for quite a while, they were good cars, i did love my vectra 3l v6, it went like stink, but you could watch the fuel gauge go down.. I think the vauxhall made in the 90s were possibly the best, astra mk3 was good
They would be laughing their asses off saying, "these fools actually thought that they could replace dino-juice with oversized sewing machine motors powered by coal while also thinking that it was actually *saving* the planet..."
They probably cannot copy the format of top gear, however who needs Top gear when it’s Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and James that makes the car review that much more enjoyable to watch.
@@iutub619 It was actually proven as a lie and the script itself was leaked, but lawsuit failed because it was about defamation and tesla could not prove that it actually hurt their sales.
@@Phantogram2 It was only proven to idiots who don't understand how films are made. They worked out its range on the track and said that was what it was, the stopped the car to demonstrate that in a safe and film-able way. Otherwise they would have had to film and hope that the camera was in just the right place on the track when the car did run out of juice which would be a pretty stupid way of filming. This is like moaning about when they showed the problem with pick ups in the UK that the thief who nicked stuff from the back was an actor or that when testing track cars they deliberately chose a wet day to show the problem of them as everyday cars.
They use these as taxis in Amsterdam - the only real problem with the gull-wing doors is that if it's raining, the rain comes straight in through the open roof when the doors are up, soaking the seats before you get in...
I wonder why Jeremy didn't let Richard review this electric car
Richard Hammond's too small to see over the steering wheel.
Edit out the sketch....
Some people may observe what it actually was
He might "perfect" another car.
I'm pretty sure, it's because he wanted to rewrite the old Tesla criticisms directly. He didn't want to give it up to Hammond
@@aryanfar9593 That too, but did you see Grand Tour Season 2, Episode 1?
*Imagine you miss a payment on a Tesla and it drives itself back to the dealership* 😆
that would be fair
What happen with the things that you have inside the car? They will bring it back or you loose it?
Lock it in the garage
can you imagine copying a comment for the 5000th time and it still gets 200 likes.
Um, to the Tesla Store - Tesla doesn't have Dealerships
Tesla engineers: “Hey Elon, I’ve got an idea for the Model X. Why not inclu-“
Elon: “Do it”
That's what happens when you're a billionaire.
You really shouldn't trust a product that you can't manually get into. i mean with an actual key and a mechanical means to get in. If somebody used an EMP bomb on a country that knocks out all your electronics (and modern armies do have this tech on hand btw), the only thing you will be able to drive is a pre-1980's combustion engine with manual parts in it. Your tesla and your amazing new Toyota Camry will be bricked.
@@JOSEPH-vs2gc and????? Why would you think of that happening, when you are buying a car
@@JOSEPH-vs2gc bruh, if you have any car that relies on sparkplugs or glowplugs for diesel, you are indeed fucked. Which means you can't drive anything except really old diesel engines that runs on compression alone, and since your start engine will be out of service due to being zapped by the emp, you'd have to roll start it. If you're going to be a paranoid doomsday prepper, atleast do it right.
@@martinturykippervik3894 paranoid? eh we went through 2 world Wars and a couple of Genocides and it has barely been a hundred years. The middle east is a bomb, china is a bomb, and your leaders are probably bought off by money and deeply corrupt, both sides. Maybe just you're fast asleep.
The funny thing is that the falcon doors actually WILL open even in that tight parking space.
I was hoping they show that as a part of the joke
Exactly!
The rear doors can open, but can all of them get out?
@@abeu The rear passengers can actually. However, the BMW parked on the right, no one can get out of that.
@@MasterDeenoo Yeah that would have been the perfect final punchline!
Jeremy immediately drawing a peen is the best thing I've seen all year.
Ya I now
I had a test drive in an S and engaged ludicrous mode. I can confirm Jeremys reaction. Its bloody quick.
But the overall feel of the car isn’t that great tho. Thats what every electric car feels like
@@gustavaldin4810 incorrect
@@strand2001 in my opinion, it is
@@gustavaldin4810 nah Tesla’s have a different feel than most other electric cars
@@gustavaldin4810 wrong
Amazon prime Netherlands: I actually care about feedback made by my viewers!
Amazon prime UK: don’t speak to me peasant
I'm sure about that...
Amazon prime UK is usually in Waitrose and punching poor people.
My VPN is set for Netherlands
Weed is legal in Amsterdam, I don't know if that's relevant, but it is.
@@elias_xp95 same in canada
That's only because they're actively catering to the newly opened market, it'll die down. Unless you're talking about the uncensored dongs, we don't care about that on our TVs
Clarkson, Happy, About Electric, From Tesla...
We truly have slipped into a different dimension.
Welcome...
When a bag of money is shaken every principe goes overboard.
This is 2020, what do you expect?
@@HimmelGanger Original on Season 2 Episode 10 from 2018.
@@handigeharrie9550 LOL wrong, you obviously did not understand the Lawyer bit.
James May is a moror
yes he is
😂
He started to draw something there 😅
The mightiest of Sauron's Orc hordes, the Moror!
If Jeremy said it to be true, then it is.
I don't think James will take kindly to being called a moror.
Hahhaha, Moror, good Moror
I believe it’s pronounced moroc
Maybe Clarkson meant rorom.
Irony abounds
I think he meant to say moron but I might be wrong
"I'm not saying anything. What I'm saying is..."
-Every lawyer and politician everywhere.
Nothing wrong with using that when people try to put words in your mouth 🤷♂️
@@TheKickboxingCommunity
Actually there’s everything wrong with it because people only get words put in their mouth when they lie faster than their brain can make stuff up.
@@Sheridantank tell that to Cathy “So you’re saying that” Newman
@@zakapholiac9377
No idea who that is. If the words you use are right you shouldn’t worry about them being used against you.
@@Sheridantank search up Jordan Peterson interview with Cathy Newman. You’ll know exactly what I mean lol
Wonder what Elon thought of this review
I like that Clarkson is being the bigger guy and admit that it is in fact a good car. The Roadster fiasco wasn't a pretty sight to see
Ayy my guy yuwan
who gives a shit
@Joe Farruggia Don't take Clarkson as a journalist. He's an entertaining buffoon whose medium is automobiles.
@@zalmoxis2111 are u thick as mince ? Or just plain stoopid ?
"No, I want my mommy" and "Bring it on!" are both difficulty levels from Wolfenstein 3D.
Nice easter egg ^_^
@@AlexCreemers That's not true. Goggle it.
Wolfenstein 3D
level 1, "Can I play, Daddy?", the easiest.
level 2, "Don't hurt me."
level 3, "Bring 'em on!", the default.
level 4, "I am Death incarnate!", the hardest.
Trust no one!
I think it's actually from Duke nukem not wolfenstein
@@notchrisloveing9319 duke nukem difficulty levels
@@FNobody so I was right?
“I can turn it into a sketch pad”
Proceeds to draw Johnson 🤦🏾♂️
156 thousand pounds but it can still beat R8 in a drag race, with 7 seats, and autopilot soon. isn't that supposed to not be a drawback?
1:00 Active mode Johnson 💦
And an ejaculating one at that... When he drew this, he was foretelling the reaction his body would have when pulling ahead of the Audi. This explains his “celebration mode” happy-ending scene. This is also why the woman next to him (his wife?) was so pissed off at him, afterwards. He was cheating on her with the Tesla.
@@timmymosqueda4036 depends on the length of the race
@@Random131_ it's all about the quarter mile
I miss the old Top Gear so much, or the Grand Tour.. Does not matter
yeah i agree
I think most do. Irreplaceable trio
Shut up bruv
@@alexehhhh ikr..):
Like they on boats
Never thought I see Jezza loving an electric car
He will love any car if they pay him enough!
@@martinwragg8246 Like 156,000 quid?
@@martinwragg8246 idk Tesla doesn't pay for ads as far as I know, just word of mouth
@@coopercowley4883 He is paid by the TV company that make top gear, the show this is featured on.
@@martinwragg8246 As if Jeremy Clarkson needs money 😂 You clearly don't know him. He is more likely to pay a manufacturer money to shit on their car just for the fun of it.
"2.5 tons, 7 seater Playstation" 😂😂
It's a golf cart, but does not have room for 7 sets of clubs... Poor design...
The Tesla "Cyber Truck" is also butt-ugly, but at least it has room for a few sets of golf clubs in the bed of the pickup. It's supposedly a 6-seater, but it might be a tight fit to put 6 golf bags in that enclosed bed of the truck. Maybe one of the aftermarket companies will create a special insert that fits in the bed that has room for 6 individualized sets of golf clubs, but without the bags. :)
This guy is totally insane 😂
@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire would the clubs not just for fit in the back or even the passenger?
@@MrKiingpin -- 7 seats, thus 7 golfers, thus 7 golf bags... It's electric, so it's just a high priced (albeit quick) golf cart...
@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire a golf cart that can beat most of the cars in the market;
this netherlands youtube channel is uploading proper clips unlike the uk one
this clip was uploaded ages ago
@@ArrogantLoop well dur
Jeremy: If I want, I can turn it into a sketchpad!
Also Jeremy: *draws pretty patterns*
It's a flower, honest
@@4ndyr0g3r50n Yes, the rare penis petunia...lol
@@nix4644 LOL
pretty patterns!! you need to pop out that closet
The only thing I like about Jeremy Clarkston is his voice.
This is a classic video for so many reasons. The end of an era. Clarkson on form and genuinely enjoying the goofy touches of the Tesla; changing his tune about electric cars, and yet still trying to fit in a final few digs before the enevitable occurs. One for the archives. Happy to see it on its own here for people to enjoy without paying for and watching 4 seasons of the Grand Tour.
"what, you're saying RIchard Hammond is too small to see over the steering wheel" what an amazing response
1:05 everyone knew exactly what he was about to draw
a big pp
A butt
The tesla sign upside down?
Jeremy: "Now they can't get out"
Falcon wing doors: Allow me to introduce myself
I bet he just cut out the part where they open them and get out 😆
Jeremy:*opens sketch pad*
Also Jeremy:*Immediatly proceeds to draw.., well you know*
Edit: omg how has this got so many likes
“A pretty pattern” 😂
I was gonna like this comment but I'll keep the number as it is 😂😂
69
Dick
A rocketship.
I love the lawyer part. It makes me laugh so hard
It was hilarious! But to be honest, the Top gear review of the Tesla was rather sloppily done. It's no wonder they got themselves into so much trouble with Elon Musk.
However, it's also true Elon Musk is a bit of a snowflake. It doesn't take much to set him off into a tizzy.
it kinda pisses me off elon caught them with the script of the car breaking down yet they still went with it and released the episode
Well, at least it's behind us. Elon overcame everything. His little car is now world famous. God was watching
@@SF-li9kh God had nothing to do with it.
I like the drawing part.
I burst out laughing when the lawyers appeared on screen 😅
For those who don't know, Tesla sued Jeremy once.
What for?
I did not know that. That's awesome. This is a great review.
@@joshshone4464 I believe top gears review of the first generation roadster of Tesla. Tesla lost the majority of that lawsuit, the rest was dismissed by the judge.
And they lost😜
@@joshshone4464 Tesla got a script for the episode and they planned to have the Tesla brake. The logs on the Tesla showed it never dropped below 20%, but they claimed it ran out of power after 55 miles on the highway. Tesla sued them for defamation but lost because they couldn’t prove if it actually hurt their sales.
One of the best sentences i heard.
"Its only a gimmick, but whats wrong with a gimmick" - and that is so true
Covid19...hold my beer
How often would you use that gimmick ?
@@G4RY1159 Who cares? Its just a gimmick. No One gets hurt by hit.
@@nuster7816 True, just pointless ✌
@@G4RY1159 Would you rather have it and use it once or twice for the cool facyor or not have it at all?
interesting review from a guy that used to hate electric cars with a passion.
He doesn't review cars. He provides entertainment. Re: Tesla Vs. Top Gear lawsuit.
oh, the happiness of his face when he announced the price at the end ! :D
this is old, but at least we can see jeremy showing his drawing skills.
yeah I can tell by the icons on the screen this isn't a new video
“James may is a moror”
The description said “Nov. 25, 2020”
@@graniteradiator7137 ignorance at its best. this was aired on GT s2e10 on 9.feb.2018
yeah saw it before thoi
“What we should bear in mind is what I wrote on the screen”😂😂
7:19 Jeremy predicted the future
Making PS5 jokes are we? Nice
@@xmlthegreat no the fact that now there are games on tesla you can play with controllers with recent updates
Goddamnit I'm 15 hours late
Haha
@@rikishikato5001 more like 2 years as is this video :)
9:00 "Vauxhall says their cars are exciting". I'm literally dead laughing :D
My condolances to your family.
The lawyer bit was clearly 2 lawyers and the rest stand-ins, lol.
Not the older gentleman at the back, he seems lawyer from ever angle😂😂😂😂
You've never seen a celebrity in court with a battery of lawyers. Leaves you wondering when the other 19 get a chance to talk.
Yes, and the 2 real lawyers didn't say a word.... hahaha
Or two actors reading a script written by lawyers and 4 extras to fill the other seats
ngl the one behind the fat one is a cutie
" I don't think there'll be any converting of Jeremy Clarkson "
- Elon Musk
Uhmm well he seems like he likes it 🤷
*Plot twist* James May was driving the Audi.
Got taken to the airport in one of these and I didn’t want to get out when we arrived 😂
why if you're a passenger?
@@RAHMAN-qb5ed read between the lines
@@eddydeathwishe4638 family day
Sure you did honey. Tesla’s taxis are everywhere 🙄
@@hemstertringldoodah7217 In Denmark you can have Teslas as your taxi with no extra charge (instead of a Mercedes)
Then theres loads of companies providing airport transport in luxury vehicles
"draw pretty patterns"
Edit- This is the first time I got large amount of likes. I didn't know people like looking at pretty patterns on TH-cam.
Let's have a good 2021.
Those are good patterns
😂😂
Proceeds to draw... a familiar pattern.
Hahahaha 🤣 🍆 💦
Checked the comments as soon as I saw it🤣
😂 the lawyers. The humor is perfect 👌
That "celebration mode" broke my mind.
The car danced...😂😂
"Vauxhall says it's cars are exciting!"
Me: *spits out tea*
And this is the guy, that never would be seen dead in a electric car!
To be fair, he DIDN'T die, so he HASN'T been seen dead in an electric car... yet.
he’s actually driven the electric version of the mercedes sls amg on top gear
Or an American car for that matter
@@rubenvd3913
He has driven many american cars along the years, AND never said the same thing about them?
@@sirdingus788 and the BMW hybrid that he really liked
If jezza calls anything “astonishing” you know it’s special
True!!
the idea is superb but the execution lacks imo. Granted Tesla is the first EV company to do it so that says something.
he calls alfa romeo astonishing but the cars he drives really sucks
No
Actually that's typical Jeremy drama...but it has some truth or it wouldn't even be funny.
Lawyers: "Technically we are not trapped in the car because the falcon wing doors are able to articulate in tight spaces and still open"
Not many lawyers are thin enough to get out though!
I was expecting them to show that to.
But considering some of the cars that he reviews the price tag seems cheap.
@Stimpy&Ren that’s just not true lol
@@marksmith6259 its $80000 now. 95k as tested. 0-60 in 2.6 secs now.
@Stimpy&Ren You are shifting the goalposts. Tesla proves that well-managed EV batteries can have great longevity. It's not like mobile phones that need replacing every 3 years due to loss of capacity. Tesla depreciation is low; resale values are high.
So instead you talk about range anxiety. Yes, we all know that EV range is inferior to ICE range. EVs are great for moderate daily use. But if you're going to be frequently driving 250+ miles in a hurry and can't afford to stop for 20 minutes at a fast charger, perhaps an EV isn't for you.
As for the BMW X5 hybrid, I actually agree with you. I can't recommend a hybrid power train. Just get an electric power train. Either a pure EV, or if you still want petrol as a backup, get a range extender option like on the BMW i3 or Vauxhall Ampera.
That lawyer segment was one of the funniest ones I’ve seen in a long time. God I miss this show. Please release new episodes 😭
so funny to see Jeremy eat his words in real time.
@@oldrrocr ?
isn't it meant to be satire on how Tesla has reached the status of "cannot, could not, would not, should not ever be criticised" and how Elon Musk generally responds really badly to public criticism? And the fact that Elon Musk tried to sue Jeremy Clarkson previously and lost the lawsuit.
@@AsianBinLaden Oh you’re probably right! I totally forgot about that
@@AsianBinLaden yea where they scripted the 2008 roadster dieing after 20 miles and he got mad
1:05 "We Can draw pretty patterns."
- proceeds to draw the prettiest pattern ever.
I would have preferred 2 hills with clearly marked peeks.
@@georgebrandy3896 or a roast beef sandwich...
Strongest shape that.
Been driven around in one, so comfortable but the acceleration is insane!
Yeah the Model 3 Performance is the same, although it loses a lot of steam above about 110. Despite the acceleration though, they are not what I would call "fun" cars. Good for the commute bad for a weekend thrash.
@@thunderbug8640 Yeah they aren't for track days. The acceleration is satisfying and all the toys make them great fun on normal journeys, which I'm all for.
@@thunderbug8640 horrible for a weekend away as well ! Daily commute work and home, expensive way to get to work !
Yes, but it's electric, which means it's sucks.
@@peterniepel6218 That is a far too common mind set
That lawyer scene is absolutely brilliant 😂😂
Yes, that are smashing lawyer girls almost as overwhelming as the car.
Yea it was. It got my nerves kicking too.
The fact that they poked fun at the first tesla test with the lawyers is brilliant
According to tesla presentation, those wing doors would definetly easly open and let 'em out, that should be included in last scene
They would, you are right
This is true haha
Then who will watch the show
Not just claims people have actually tested that and proven his theory wrong
@@ziyad3428 no need. It has done long time ago. He just stupid
Jeremy - "I'm doing 34mph!"
Lawyer - "...at the moment..."
*Imagine getting gapped by an electric egg and then it starts default dancing. I’d send my car to the crusher right then and there.*
@teledine There are Russians that work for Tesla infosec lmao. Try again.
Do you mean gubbed?
@@jaeeboom there are also russians that doesnt work for tesla......
I can't even.
Imagine getting beat before you manage to put your car in ludicrous mode 🤡🤡😂😂
I'm impressed with Jeremy in fairness. If he drove it off a cliff, that would have been one electric car plus a car full of lawyers and unfortunately one extremely adept motor journalist less in the world. Well done Jeremy, well done on not ridding the world of you.
1,000,000 views in 2 days is proof why Amazon needs to bring The Grand Tour back to the Original format
Wonder what Elon thought of this review
I watched it simply because it is a Tesla Model X, but the review was awesome, so I agree.
its not like they dont want. Clarcson is old and tiered
Well considering the second episode of the new format is only about to come out it's a little early to say.. That being said I do love Clarkson's car reviews
Actually, I'd suggest Amazon should consider transferring all its programmes from the Amazon platforms to be available for effectively free on TH-cam!
Tonight on bottom gear:
Jeremy drives an electric silent car
Hammond uses a toilet
James commits arson
Don´t be going around talking about stuff that sounds like "Arsen", Smash Ultimate players will get nervous.
Hammond uses a *fookin* toilet
Cement
James comits arson on the Tesla
James had enough of being called the moror
That lawyer with the purple blazer and glasses is fire 😆
She could make Latin terms and legal jargon entertaining for me
glad i'm not the only one
"James May is a moror"-Jeremy Clarkson's finger, 2020
it's actually moron....
@@freddieb1903 Oh thanks man
@@Yumaky Its okay 😀
moroc
@@freddieb1903 i believe thats the joke...
Jeremy Clarkson : there I can draw pretty patterns
Also Jeremy Clarkson : **proceeds to draw a coming peepee**
Am I the only one that was expecting Jeremy to put the car in dog mode when he left the lawyers inside?
Nope same here
I’m pretty sure in 2017 that mode wasn’t in the car yet
doggo mode is for good boys, they'd need shark mode come on
2020: Jeremy Clarkson discovers a car from 2015
It's from an old Grand Tour Episode. Not 2020.
2020: M L reacts to an video from 2015.... And think it´s new..... And he think he´s on top...... 2020 (A bit later): M L feels dumb...
No its just Holland , they are 5 years behind everyone else. Wait until they get covid in 2025
ya , why repost it?
@@tommybeck1811 lol
1:04 "Draw pretty patterns and so on"
Me: Is that a pattern? or....
hahahah me too. I was like dafaq he just draw...
Sly nod to Elon there 😂
😂😜😂
He just drew a rocket....I think.....
It was a dick...
The last time I watched anything with Jeremy Clarkson he hated electric cars and Tesla in particular. How things have changed.
Money ! money can buy him up his mind too !
If Amazon/Tesla paid me an absolutely stonking amount of money to review something, then I'd say I liked it too. 😆
It's almost as if Amazon are getting in to the electric vehicle market....
He hasnt changed that much. He still spouts the same old anti ev talking points. I wonder if he ever heard of a petrol car catching fire. I've seen lots. I'm sure an EV is just as likely to catch fire as an ICE car if involved in a crash.
Great observation! Amazon is primarily a tech company!
"James May is a moror."
-Jeremy Clarkson, 2020
actually 2017, you can tel by reg number
it's actually moron....
2017*
I love how Tesla, while obviously being at the edge of motor vehicle technology, does not take itself too seriously. Celebration mode? Genius :)
That was the X-mas card from 2016. The audio in this clip has been dubbed over due to copyright issues. Just search "model x-mas" and you will see the original.
No I want my Mommy! lol
“Vauxhall says their cars are exciting”
He’s got a point not gonna lie.
😀 True but my Vauxhall cost a fraction of the price and I can get out of it at the supermarket carpark.
@@Steve-GM0HUU HubNut would be a fan
Ahahah Jesus...he said that and i was scrolling the comments thinking "someone has to say something about that" and your comment was the next one🤣
Vauxhall Ventura 3300cc
Vauxhall Magnum 2300cc
Vauxhall Calibra 4x4 Turbo
Vauxhall Cavalier 4x4 Turbo
Vauxhall VX220
Vauxhall Carlton 3000GSi
Vauxhall Lotus Carlton
Vauxhall Vectra 2.8 T V6
Vauxhall VXR8
Now tell me any of those cars listed aren't exciting!
@@koitorob you forgot the astra gte, gsi, vxr also 😉😁
He certainly drew what was on his mind!!!
2 things amaze me about this vid. 1 Clarkson actually seemed to like this car, 2 he didn't use fart mode.
“Are you saying Hammond is too small to see over a steering wheel!” 🤣
Lost my shit as soon as lawyers appeared🤣🤣
I never went past the 'pretty patterns' yet!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣omg love this guy 😂
Cowboy to horse: Well old girl it’s just not our world anymore
*rides into the sunset
Horses are the original self-driving car
electric cars came before gas cars
@@jasonsimms4238 Good point that not many people know. The first cars built were electric and had solar panels as well.
Then combustible engines came around and, yeah.
@@CyrusEpion You guys don't realise that it's not just the fact that the cars are electric powered. It's the fact that they have no soul and the styling is so unbelievably bland that there is nothing that would make a petrolhead love the car. It's just like a very good fridge or phone or something. You appreciate what it can do, but you don't love it.
Blink twice if you're being forced to say this, Jeremy
I felt that one.
Amazon is in direct competition with Tesla, why would they lie when it clearly does not benefit them?
Tesla has not spent any money on advertising (which this would fall under) since it was founded.
So no, he is not forced to say any of it.
doesn’t want to get sued by elon again
@@juliusbols2437 I think it's a joke, sir.
Jeremy: This may be a 2.5 ton Playstation
PS5: hold my beer
Other option beside “No, I want my mommy” should’ve been “Yes, daddy”
"Yes, slap me"
Don't give Elon ideas
@@kanyewest2729 no no no give Elon ides... he has a good track record for implementing them 😂 yes daddy!
9:35 notice how Jeremy defends his friend/coleague Richard Hammomd. I love the seriousness of his voice when he confronted that lawyer
think that was actually an excuse to make a short joke. not a defence
you do realize those are just actors and this is all scripted, right?
The lawyer part 😂
Surprised Jeremy liked this so much
Changed his tune since the roadster release hasn’t he.
No he hasn't. Tesla have changed the car.
The first time they actually faked the battery running out as it was actually written in the script.
Even elon thinks the roadster was a terrible car and said it was a terrible way of making an electric car, altho the review was staged it was more honest than most
@@Me.Chemical Not hard to be better than shit
hes no longer with BBC
Ironic ending, since the falcon doors can open just fine in a tight space like they showed. lol
And the Model X costs 30%
less than stated.
Now it does but not when this was filmed
@@arpandeepchandi1709 I might wait 4 months after the Berlin built Model Y comes out before my purchase and hopefully get a 30 percent discount. Worth the wait.
Those are wing doors, not Lambo Doors. Wingdoors have the hinge on the roof, so first it swings outside as you can see st 6:58
@@martinwulf7251 The Model X doors actually sense if they are about to hit something, so they would stop opening before touching another vehicle.
"It can't extricate itself from a parking spot ..." - oh it can now Jeremy ... it can!
"7 seater PlayStation" he predicted the PS5 design and colours everyone
thats why they are uploading this now again
Yeah because the design of the ps5 looks like a big suv
Nah the ps5 looks like a internet router 🤦♂️
Thats why theyre so elusive
@@danieljakobsen1289 more like air purifier
They can actually get out, the doors in the back open nearly vertically.
Yeah that's the whole point of those doors 😂
Elon might not like that part of the review
Imagine owning an R8 and losing a race to a family SUV
Wouldn't care because I would still own an r8 and not a heavy overweight ugly piece of trash that needs to be charged lol
@@btaind6344 that is faster, more useful, costs less to maintain and safer
Being useful is only relative to your needs and lifestyle. I'd buy an r8 and wouldn't care if a box on wheels beats me. Also, having to recharge my car is inconvenient with the amount I have to travel
Faster in a straight line, around a corner lmao it'll doubt it. So being fast is useless if only in a straight line
@@btaind6344 you'd own an R8 being overtaken by toddlers
seems like a complete 180 to his previous tesla review.
I mean, they really have come a long way. The Roadstar was a lotus with a battery and electric motors stuffed inside...
Also he was able to give his honest opinion. The Gt is a lot less scripted than top gear. The three have said that themselves. The jokes aren’t planned and the pranks are real.
Tesla paid him this time
It was a script (payed by oil company) to show electricit cars failed. Tesla loss the law suits, but the judged agrees top gear is entertainment an they made tesla look bad for entertainment purpose
@@grodt88 Highly doubt it as it’s highly illegal not clarify if they have been given financial incentives. I have one, and it’s a dream. Highly recommend!
I don’t think Jeff Bezos would like the kind of idea to put a video of Elon Musk’s car on Amazon prime.😂
lool that only just occurred to me lmao
But Jeff Besoz doesn't have a car company
@@SF-li9kh Rivian is partly funded by amazon, and Amazon has ordered electric vans from Rivian before.
🤣
@@SF-li9kh musk and besoz are competing in the space race though
What’s funny is my dad actually owned that exact r8 but he gave back to Audi and swapped for a different one since surprisingly it had some gearbox issues
Daddy got bank has he?
@@jamescrowther1234 it appears so
Except that Audi has been in our press fleet since the new R8 was launched.
@@SuperSuperAllons93 Model.
Elon: *Puts a huge tablet inside the car*
Jeremy: draws a *DICC*
First thing I saw 🤣🤣🤣
@@Nkululeko747 me tooo
@Peter.A.Sinick At least get my name right fam 😂
There is also a "Brake Regen" mode that when you let off the gas pedal, the motor will brake and allow a certain percentage back into the batteries.. Something you need to get used to, and does not take long. In short is saves money on brake usage and therefore longer to need to change brakes,,,
That’s existed for forever though on many many other cars
Only took me about 2 days to get use to it, now I rarely touch the brake pedal until I’m down to 5 MPH.
That's nothing new, hybrids used this system long before tesla mady any vehicles you'd actually want to buy
As already mentioned, that's existed beforehand, but it is still very useful. Non-electric cars would use it to charge up the car's battery, and the same principle can also be applied to electric cars (obviously).
That's not a "gas pedal", don't you know anything about cats? It's an accelerator. It's literally an electric car, it doesn't run on petrol.
This guy does the best reviews. Hands down
No ones gonna talk about his drawing
It is hilarious how nonchalant he was about it! You can tell he's very mature for his age XD
he is obviously drawing elon musks new rocket ship.
Wait it's not a cat?
Yes, every 12 year old is going to.
@Daniel Kintigh 🤣🤣
I had the pleasure of driving a Model X a neighbor friend bought for his family of 4 in 2016.
Fastest car I have ever driven.
It brakes just as fast. After that my whole perspective of an automobile instantly changed. I can only imagine what it would be like to drive the roadster. I bought 100 shares of TSLA the next day.
“Vauxhall says it’s cars are exciting” 🤣💀
They WERE..
Yeah they were exiting, i was always exited that my vectra made it home without sensors galore failing like it normally did, or when the main fuse blew on my vivaro while going across the forth Bridge while in the overtaking lane because the wiring loom rubbed through and shorted, or the time my astras head gasket blew, then my next astras head gasket blew, then my zafira had constant coolant problems, vauxhall can stick its shit cars up its arse, i will never buy another one
@@eddywilliams6212 I hear you, but my M reg Mk3 Cavalier GLS...265K miles, driven HARD not a single breakdown. I still have this car (restoration project). Guess I got lucky. BTW, I drive VW's now because Vauxhall suck.
@@siliquaesid703 my dad had 2 cavaliers, the first one had 250k then died, the 2nd one he sold to a friend after 150 k and it lived for quite a while, they were good cars, i did love my vectra 3l v6, it went like stink, but you could watch the fuel gauge go down.. I think the vauxhall made in the 90s were possibly the best, astra mk3 was good
At the drag race part I'm surprised Jezza Didn't say "This thing just f*cks off"
Anyone else watching in 2092 for their post modern history assignment on the evolution of transport?
They would be laughing their asses off saying, "these fools actually thought that they could replace dino-juice with oversized sewing machine motors powered by coal while also thinking that it was actually *saving* the planet..."
@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire name check out
yep, we have solid state cars now, we ride the piece of metal and it takes us there.
My favourite of the six lawyers is the one with glasses and purple jacket in the middle row.
1:05 - What is that "pretty pattern" that Jeremy is drawing there??? Unbelievable!
He gay
Finally, the Old Lady will be happy in her house not hearing any noise...
They probably cannot copy the format of top gear, however who needs Top gear when it’s Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and James that makes the car review that much more enjoyable to watch.
James: *relaxingly talking about reviewing a Tesla*
Also James: *takes tight maneuvers and driving like in a race*
1:05 of all the things you could have drawn... and you even made it shoot a whoooah!!!~! You're definitely an adult level teacher lol
youre overreacting to what is simply a pretty pattern
Love how the lawyers had to be there because elon tried to sue him last time for talking rubbish lol
I think it was more than negative talk they said the car broke down in the middle of testing which was a lie according to Elon
@@iutub619 sure the guy who’s reputation is on the line says they lie lol
@@iutub619 It was actually proven as a lie and the script itself was leaked, but lawsuit failed because it was about defamation and tesla could not prove that it actually hurt their sales.
@@Phantogram2 It was only proven to idiots who don't understand how films are made. They worked out its range on the track and said that was what it was, the stopped the car to demonstrate that in a safe and film-able way. Otherwise they would have had to film and hope that the camera was in just the right place on the track when the car did run out of juice which would be a pretty stupid way of filming. This is like moaning about when they showed the problem with pick ups in the UK that the thief who nicked stuff from the back was an actor or that when testing track cars they deliberately chose a wet day to show the problem of them as everyday cars.
@@iutub619 - yet he lost the case...?
They use these as taxis in Amsterdam - the only real problem with the gull-wing doors is that if it's raining, the rain comes straight in through the open roof when the doors are up, soaking the seats before you get in...
Wow...can’t believe they didn’t see that issue in production design lol