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  • @anthonyangelici8698
    @anthonyangelici8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7042

    Whoever wrote this knows comedy. The whole act is hilarious. It doesn't need a lead up, it just delivers the whole time through. Thank you.

    • @Ctothebg
      @Ctothebg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It’s got Pete Davidson written all over it!! Hilarious! 😂 👌🏼

    • @reem3266
      @reem3266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed!

    • @Jmjrogers1950
      @Jmjrogers1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And no more cocaine!

    • @caseypfeiffer1601
      @caseypfeiffer1601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@Ctothebg this was beck and Kyle. This got GoodNeighbor all over it

    • @jessortiz4147
      @jessortiz4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@caseypfeiffer1601 I agree! It's 1000% their style, those two are brilliant. I find myself enjoying their youtube videos more than the SNL skits most of the time.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5088

    This sketch was a whole cycle of “How could this get more insane?” and “Okay, that’s how!”

    • @name4name197
      @name4name197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Brenyatta: Yup.. just like the Trump presidency. And the year 2020. 🤷‍♂️

    • @imdiva.8757
      @imdiva.8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DRUNK:D*
      *th-cam.com/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/w-d-xo.html*

    • @ashtonb7931
      @ashtonb7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      People Health Truth you’re acting like trump hasn’t done all those things either LMFAOOOO. you think he’s an angel?

    • @sorenadix6411
      @sorenadix6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "...and then it gets worse..." 😵

    • @noirnrougenuit9743
      @noirnrougenuit9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly, these individual (and maybe multiple) situations/scenarios are your current neighbors and co-workers' lives!

  • @OffTheRipCards
    @OffTheRipCards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    " took a gun out on the playground!"
    "No never a gun"

    • @HyperNova0
      @HyperNova0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guns. Multiple

    • @imdiva.8757
      @imdiva.8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *DRUNK:D*
      *th-cam.com/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/w-d-xo.html*

    • @angelas1761
      @angelas1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s nerf or nothing baybey

  • @MrGMovieReviews
    @MrGMovieReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6167

    "I ALWAYS used protection when we were together"
    "You NEVER wore a condom"
    "But I ALWAYS had a gun"

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I let the hardware do the talking

    • @Jmjrogers1950
      @Jmjrogers1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I blew a snot bubble first 3 times i watched this. Its a crescendo of hilarity

    • @SirPlaysAlotYT
      @SirPlaysAlotYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jesus Keith, Put that thing away!

    • @Brianbeesandbikes
      @Brianbeesandbikes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Agnes V. ditto never w men line

    • @ty7504
      @ty7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We also found that line earth-quakingly hilarious, dear MrGMovieReviews !!!

  • @Greyareas27
    @Greyareas27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    "Women? No! NEVER women!"
    "Gun? No! NEVER a gun!

    • @ty7504
      @ty7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We hear the words you are not speaking, dear Greyareas27. Both sexy and and the source of much laughter !!!

    • @petitbebe3384
      @petitbebe3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Men it makes you think what else is Keith hinding.....

    • @gerthmcnally2786
      @gerthmcnally2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bull Puppy rioting? Never rioting! It was $2 billion of damage from peaceful protesting!

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That women part was hilarious 😂

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3777

    "You'd _know_ if you had the kind of Herpes I had"
    10/10 writing 😂

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂😂

    • @imdiva.8757
      @imdiva.8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *DRUNK:D*
      *th-cam.com/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/w-d-xo.html*

    • @cleniification
      @cleniification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@imdiva.8757 huh?

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its u again@@tylerhackner9731

    • @wicked00ly
      @wicked00ly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The punchlines kept coming, and got worse as the skit went forward. Worse in a good way 😂

  • @Kingu32
    @Kingu32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    Ngl, this was REALLY clever writing 🤣

    • @tracy_748
      @tracy_748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Actually just a compilation of every white guy I’ve ever dated.

    • @mydogsbestfren7490
      @mydogsbestfren7490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      " But I Always Had A Gun " 🤣😩

    • @tracy_748
      @tracy_748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sunshine3914 woah

    • @highpricedkid28
      @highpricedkid28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sunshine3914 🤣 Close to what I was thinking...4yrs single by choice I just turned 35 and whenever I start to think of giving it a go ...this is exactly what I picture or see in profiles

  • @ErdriedDeirdre
    @ErdriedDeirdre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7213

    The fact that she looked all excited when he dropped to one knee, even after hearing all that, is way too close to reality for too many ladies.

    • @rtmusicvideos431
      @rtmusicvideos431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Yeah unfortunately the standards are pretty low for men so when they do the bare minimum women get excited lol

    • @rtmusicvideos431
      @rtmusicvideos431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @Bill Blass Because a lot of men show they can't even meet the bare minimum standards lol

    • @banhidi94
      @banhidi94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Bill Blass Look good, be funny, dont be an ass.

    • @zephyrmcadam8308
      @zephyrmcadam8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Steve Hutchison lol #triggered

    • @zephyrmcadam8308
      @zephyrmcadam8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      ​@Bill Blass assuming this is a serious question, it's really not that hard to answer. let's look at everything Keith does wrong:
      he has substance abuse issues. not a lot to add here.
      he's sexually irresponsible. he won't wear condoms and didn't disclose to his partner that he has an STI, even one he's taking meds for. to say nothing of doing porn without telling her.
      he's oblivious to his partner's needs and feelings, and his impact on her material well-being. he didn't even put in the effort while refusing to wrap it up and giving her herpes, and as she correctly points out, herpes is for life. statutory is for months to years.
      he attempts to solve problems through violence. his idea of "protection" during sex was a gun, and so is his approach to legal issues.
      he has little to no respect for broad social expectations. he whips out his dick at a playground, thinks it's funny, and mocks the offended.
      he's an unreliable narrator. he doesn't seem to be a LIAR, per se, but the whole entire point of the sketch is his epic omission of the truth.
      allow me to reiterate that he shows no depth of concern for her material well-being. there is absolutely no way everyone at the SNL staff failed to notice the optics of a white dude handing his Black ex-gf a bunch of drugs and weapons as/bc the cops are rolling in.
      tl;dr: be better

  • @koreanpathfinder
    @koreanpathfinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    If 2020 were a person, it'd be Keith.

    • @corbelius6
      @corbelius6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TRUTH

    • @nicolasneal204
      @nicolasneal204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh god SNL should make a parody of the Match.com commercial where the devil is dating 2020

    • @petitbebe3384
      @petitbebe3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Keith is an never ending nightmare...

    • @chrisleigh8989
      @chrisleigh8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What is the most unattractive male first name in the English language...Keith.

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HIV? No! Just corona...

  • @HandsomeDragon
    @HandsomeDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Her facial expressions and his delivery are what make this sketch great. SNL always has one of those skits that remains funny for decades. This one made the cut.

  • @user-qu6kd2nb8q
    @user-qu6kd2nb8q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    Keith needs to be a recurring character

    • @namk19
      @namk19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And buddies with Chad

    • @xpkareem
      @xpkareem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@namk19 Okay

    • @sharonc7630
      @sharonc7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      The old Keith or the new Keith?

    • @namk19
      @namk19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sharonc7630 yes

    • @gbrown932
      @gbrown932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For sure!

  • @heylo757
    @heylo757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    Ego's reactions were perfect for the heightening absurdity. She needs all the screentime.

    • @Cappyfemale
      @Cappyfemale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm noticing she's in more skits...love her! 😊

    • @bluekinopio9390
      @bluekinopio9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love hee

    • @Initwithlove
      @Initwithlove ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ego hits hard without fail. She is so versatile 🎉😂❤

    • @daveballjoint5285
      @daveballjoint5285 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would quit all those things for her too.

  • @vincentjohnflorio
    @vincentjohnflorio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Her shirt is rocking. Looks so comfy

    • @ellie9248
      @ellie9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jumper

    • @kathyindependent2728
      @kathyindependent2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would love to get that jumper!

    • @natedogg4116
      @natedogg4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fashion and comfort.

    • @malikastone
      @malikastone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      All I could look at was the sweater! I think I'm gonna make one like that for myself 💗🌸💕

    • @imdiva.8757
      @imdiva.8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DRUNK:D*
      *th-cam.com/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/w-d-xo.html*

  • @sightseerproductions
    @sightseerproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

    Whoever wrote this sketch deserves an award. I haven't laughed this hard at an SNL sketch for some time.

    • @prometheusrex1
      @prometheusrex1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Agreed. Some pretty badass writing here.

    • @ty7504
      @ty7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only agreed, dear Sightseer Productions.

    • @IGNXIII
      @IGNXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And it's so simple too, Beck and Ego really carry this just on their acting and the jokes.

    • @nnjjee1
      @nnjjee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was probably Beck and Kyle

    • @nataliejonesgermany3230
      @nataliejonesgermany3230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes your so true

  • @landry2611
    @landry2611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I'm so glad Ego has a bigger role this season.

    • @regertz
      @regertz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She was awesome there

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m so glad role has a bigger Ego
      Lol jk just wanted to make a dumb pun YES I love Ego

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I was sad to see Sasheer go, and wasn't sure why they would go with a near lookalike. But Ego writes her own sketches - e.g. the very great "A Teacher" which has a similar vibe to this one - and seems to have more depth as an overall performer.

    • @townzen190
      @townzen190 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ego trippin’.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    Keith:
    If the year 2020 was a person.
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ncrawford5673
      @ncrawford5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So accurate😂😂😂

    • @SupremeRuler17
      @SupremeRuler17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That is perfect!🤣🤣

    • @paulgrundy32
      @paulgrundy32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Most underrated comment🤣

    • @clintonjackson1597
      @clintonjackson1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *the old keith

    • @mvuto137
      @mvuto137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This needs way more likes... you nailed it.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    Ngl I love how Ego Nwodim is getting the lion's share of appearances this season. Also I love the weird energy that Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney bring to their sketches.

    • @Sarah-mw2hi
      @Sarah-mw2hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I'm pretty sure it's because they promoted her from just a featured member to full cast member

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Plus not having Aidy Bryant or Cecily on set means she can finally get more air time.

    • @bethanyvillero6900
      @bethanyvillero6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Matthew Jones filming other shows I believe

    • @wildhopeXx
      @wildhopeXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love Ego!

    • @natedogg4116
      @natedogg4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ego is amazing and versatile!

  • @gusmulder6130
    @gusmulder6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4196

    "What? No...
    Never women."
    😂😄

    • @lukenel29
      @lukenel29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I just read this in keanan's lavar baller impresion.

    • @RazorSkinned86
      @RazorSkinned86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I really really hope he meant men by that and not ummmmm... other types of porn...

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@RazorSkinned86 Hey, robot porn is a legitimate profession. 🤖

    • @natedogg4116
      @natedogg4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@RazorSkinned86 Who are we to judge?

    • @clarecarey2594
      @clarecarey2594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it Mark Walberg in the happening

  • @MumNeesh22
    @MumNeesh22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2897

    "Valtrex is for herpes, Keith. Do you have herpes?"
    The old Keith did, but THIS Keith? NAH. He's good!
    "That's not how herpes works!" 😂🙄😩

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pills too!?

    • @Jmjrogers1950
      @Jmjrogers1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Youd KNOW if you had what I had

    • @ty7504
      @ty7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dear MommyNeesh22 ... though some might be offended, you do not know how many times I have laughed-and-guffawed at that very funny line.

    • @petitbebe3384
      @petitbebe3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now Keith bathes with gasoline, that guy is a never ending drama...

  • @thomasmoll8822
    @thomasmoll8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    This is comedic gold. And Beck Bennett is perfect at delivering it (maybe he actually wrote this one?). Kudos!

  • @Falicity345
    @Falicity345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3435

    If you thought your life was a clusterf*ck, remember that there are people like Keith out there

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I said I used to have it babe. You're fine.

    • @gd9123
      @gd9123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts!

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m sure many men have been Keith

    • @natalie9884
      @natalie9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I could relate to Keith lol

    • @rashb3994
      @rashb3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I dated a woman like Keith, she didn't have his legal issues but she just kept on going further and further down the rabbit hole with her issues on date two. It was like 7 or 8 things one after another. I was like, "She can't be for real with this. What's the next issue?

  • @ragglock
    @ragglock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    I want part 2 "the wedding"
    Keith "have your ever met my family"
    😇😂

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @johndavid7065
      @johndavid7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice looking forward. I want it now too lol

    • @quaintlyeugene
      @quaintlyeugene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg, please have Kenan play her father 😂😂

    • @Nymaz
      @Nymaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "We might have to deal with a little racism."
      "Well I don't..."
      "And cannibalism. Like LOTS of cannibalism."

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He met someone in the family on a porn shoot and you know it! Starts learning how messed up her family is.

  • @macross25
    @macross25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "God, now I probably have it too"
    "Oh Baby, you'd know if you had the kind I have."

  • @pastelgamercorn9260
    @pastelgamercorn9260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Beck Bennett always plays the most sleazy characters and he does it so well.

    • @marcyfan-tz4wj
      @marcyfan-tz4wj ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's because he's changed, baby!

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    Its so nice to watch Beck even though we don't have Good Neighbor anymore or him roasting people at Venice Beach

    • @SonovKaos
      @SonovKaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ha! Im glad im not the only one that watched both those. They took down all the Venice Beach vids for some reason tho. Sad cuz they were hilarious.

    • @kamara28
      @kamara28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Argh 'Theatre of Life'! It was so good

    • @Jmjrogers1950
      @Jmjrogers1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one might make him famous

    • @randyangel9412
      @randyangel9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Clifton Spence who?

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SonovKaos yeah man, i tried searching for theatre of life a year or so ago and couldn't find them. the goodneighborstuff youtube channel also has comments turned off for every video, so SNL probably had to cut some of that iffy stuff out (or maybe Beck decided to just incase there was something sketchy in them)

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    Keith's got some problems.

  • @beesokay
    @beesokay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    I'm a pharmacy tech and when he said "I was taking fistfuls of valtrex just to get out of bed in the morning" I lost my shit

    • @bryana50cents16
      @bryana50cents16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I am too and my mouth dropped 😂😂😂😂

    • @sebastiansebastian5270
      @sebastiansebastian5270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What is valtrex

    • @beesokay
      @beesokay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@sebastiansebastian5270 valcyclovir. It's a drug used to treat herpes and similar things

    • @soiledhalo2296
      @soiledhalo2296 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@beesokay Yup. I remember the funny looks I got at the pharmacy when I went to get get it. I had chickenpox, but wow people were quick to judge.

    • @ZEBEEtheoriginal
      @ZEBEEtheoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @drakebrown9622
    @drakebrown9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Is it just me, or was this skit great

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      One of the better ones in quite some time.

    • @BrainHooligan
      @BrainHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was perfect.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Think my fav rn, after ass angel jeans

    • @anthonygeiger5789
      @anthonygeiger5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sucked lol

    • @drakebrown9622
      @drakebrown9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought it was a great skit

  • @UFCGODDAMMIT
    @UFCGODDAMMIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen on SNL I mean the delivery was spot on. I think this clip is a low key classic it’s simple, but packs a barrage of punches. Something different to laugh about each time lol

  • @shaybaby2427
    @shaybaby2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The “Never with women” is what took me out! 🤣😂😅

  • @Leelz247
    @Leelz247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Why is this lowkey accurate about every woman in a bad relationship.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's a low key metaphor for Trumpism.

    • @joethomas1775
      @joethomas1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LASHK001, Which is most women.

    • @gandalainsley6467
      @gandalainsley6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dan_hitchman007 how? how did you turn it into politics?

    • @user-fk7sk9ut1t
      @user-fk7sk9ut1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dan_hitchman007 why can’t you leave politics out of SNL

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gandalainsley6467 Because the skit has a double meaning. I'm sorry if you didn't catch it.

  • @Kurbante
    @Kurbante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "I'm 18 now, I've changed"

    • @petitbebe3384
      @petitbebe3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I can't believe he said, he's 18 years old now?
      Then she said, OMG! I'm going to jail!

    • @JimBobe
      @JimBobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus its like 2 bots talking to each other

    • @ty7504
      @ty7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We laughed at that too, dear William-of-Sams.

  • @theTrend7
    @theTrend7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    The fact that she was about to accept him proposing....
    As women we gotta do better😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @FarnsworthIII Oh I wouldn't!😆

    • @carmenlynn5441
      @carmenlynn5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeaa, but no one man or woman wants a good but boring relationship at 20 something lol

    • @kb66016
      @kb66016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A G R E E

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@carmenlynn5441 I think he was a little bit much though🤣😂🤣

    • @khalid749
      @khalid749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But you never do.

  • @prettyboredvids
    @prettyboredvids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This is the funniest digital short I’ve seen from SNL in YEARS 😂😂

    • @mattc9412
      @mattc9412 ปีที่แล้ว

      totally agree, this came out of nowhere. so good!

  • @kymberlypray6985
    @kymberlypray6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    *“He loves me ...”*
    Girl ... *No.*

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    If Keith really is 18 years old, all I can say is:
    Cocaine is a hell of a drug!🤣🤣😂😂

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      🤣🤣 Cold Blooded🤣🤣

    • @johnteprice6484
      @johnteprice6484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ☠️☠️☠️😭

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most Excellent! 🤣

    • @doctorswagj
      @doctorswagj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dave chappelle

    • @leasliving1756
      @leasliving1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When you see pics of young people before and after meth, it’s just sad and terrible!

  • @myshow723
    @myshow723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    It was they way she sold disappointed on her face after he said “never women” lol 😂

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I missed it and saw your comment and whoa, excellent acting!

    • @ty7504
      @ty7504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuckles, dear myshow723.

    • @lumi4958
      @lumi4958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Concern*

  • @t3productions591
    @t3productions591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "You never wore a condom"
    "But I always had a gun"
    DEAD😂

  • @ericwilliams3673
    @ericwilliams3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    She has to be the funniest women(person) on SNL because he facial expressions and dude nailed everything on this skit.

  • @FatalChaz33
    @FatalChaz33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The rare perfect sketch. SNL threw a no-hitter with this one. Wish their writing was always this strong.

    • @VecTron5
      @VecTron5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's usually how it is. Even in its heyday, snl was a show with many duds, with a few skits that stick around.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    This was sad.
    She was gonna say yes when she thought he was proposing!

    • @melliemel1826
      @melliemel1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      What’s sad is for a split second I thought the cops were gonna shoot her at the very end

    • @randyangel9412
      @randyangel9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fr,she should have said he’ll no!

    • @randyangel9412
      @randyangel9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@melliemel1826 yooo😂

    • @blahblibidyblahblah
      @blahblibidyblahblah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      of course she would say yes, as this sketch perfectly parodied so many stupid idiots in the world that would and do do exactly that!

    • @2wheeltexan942
      @2wheeltexan942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@blahblibidyblahblah hahaha do do.
      On the real, it is too true that too many young people will do anything for "love". It's always "real love".
      Let's try to educate our future kids to learn to love themselves first before looking for "real love" from someone else.

  • @chrischronaios3789
    @chrischronaios3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I love how she's slowly having a mental breakdown like: "I'm going to jail"

  • @khaos1185
    @khaos1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    You're 18 ?? "o my God I'm going to jail"

    • @lukenel29
      @lukenel29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      on the upside since she's female it would be extremely unlikely that's going to happen. The vast majority of statuary rape and sexual assault laws are for lack of a better description blatantly biased when it comes to women. For instance in most states if both participant's are under 18 and within 5 years its always the males fault. There was also a highschool teacher a few years back who sexual assaulted/raped one of her students. The male student who was raped was treated like the perpetrator throughout the entire thing, portrayed extremely negatively by the press as well as being expelled from the school after the issued a public statement saying that they firmly felt the student was the primary perpetrator in the case and was primarily responsible for the case. On top of this his identity was released in a meter of hours and most media outlets made next to no attempts to maintain his identity. Not to mention he also received a large number of lawsuits because of this incident, the vast majority of them once again portraying him as the guilty party. The school teacher herself was sentenced to 7 years in prison and released 2 years in on bail.

    • @khaos1185
      @khaos1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukenel29 i agree with every thing you said

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@lukenel29 except she is black, so...she’s going to jail. Yup.

    • @sahirygnobehi6448
      @sahirygnobehi6448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukenel29 .. SPEAK IT LOUDER FOR THOSE MEN WHOM ARE STILL VERY LESS THAN SMART NOT EDUCATING THEMSELVES ON THIS. Thank you.😊

    • @imdiva.8757
      @imdiva.8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DRUNK:D*
      *th-cam.com/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/w-d-xo.html*

  • @tarfap.kpamber9732
    @tarfap.kpamber9732 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Two of the most loved cast members, being two of the most hilarious.

  • @Sam-um2ci
    @Sam-um2ci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The lines were hilarious and the delivery was impeccable. SNL gold here.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    There are Keiths out there in real life who are married.

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She's about to marry him. She got excited when she thought he was getting on his knees.

    • @JJ-me3oj
      @JJ-me3oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @brianfox771
      @brianfox771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup, I've seen their Juvie records! lol.

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is Keith is the male version of Karen? 😂

    • @SENone-wu5cd
      @SENone-wu5cd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...and online dating (they missed that bit in the SNL sketch).

  • @Anthony-hu3rj
    @Anthony-hu3rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This was one of the better written skits I've seen on SNL in a long while.

  • @abadstroller
    @abadstroller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Mad respect for Beck's flow.
    Slowly and smoothly building solid momentum right to the end.
    *slow clap*

  • @Slydemow5
    @Slydemow5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This is probably one of the funniest original skits they’ve made in a while

  • @flung8257
    @flung8257 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i can't stop coming back to this skit, easily one of the best snl skits ever

    • @sadseal6537
      @sadseal6537 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here. I rewatch it every year

  • @sumared
    @sumared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Actual footage of my college ex who lied about every damn thing including being a college student 🥴

    • @bronzee548
      @bronzee548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That makes me question your choices Stephanie!

    • @kokolenny3221
      @kokolenny3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nooooo

    • @sharonc7630
      @sharonc7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sounds like a winner! Hope you didn't waste too much time on him.😅

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@bronzee548 It's not her fault she met a con artist who lied to her. That can happen to anyone. If she found out and chose to stay, THEN there'd be choices for us to question

    • @lavinder11
      @lavinder11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bronzee548 question the liar first

  • @alexisd6106
    @alexisd6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "How old were you when we started dating?"
    "Old enough to know I messed up."
    Hahahahahaha
    I love this. Seems like the writers are finally back on track for this season.

  • @teekay698
    @teekay698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    😂 i once dated a guy who had made illicit alcohol, bribed a cop when caught driving under the influence, hit the bar each time something goes south, smoked pot(illegal where i live) and refused to get a job, but yelled at me for having a messy room during my bar exams.
    Had i taken him back when he begged, id be representing him in court every single day for there rest of my life.

  • @ericvanvlandren8987
    @ericvanvlandren8987 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of the very best written SNL sketches of all time.

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “You never wore a condom. But I ALWAYS had a gun” should be a bumper sticker 😂

  • @Vitalious
    @Vitalious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is one of the best sketches I've seen from SNL in a LONG time.

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    This sounds like 90% of all Law&Order SVU episode plots rolled into one.

  • @NeidaTeresa
    @NeidaTeresa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love Ego OMG!!! She adds so much to every sketch she’s in

  • @panin.9776
    @panin.9776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Beck Bennett is such a comedic mastermind, the subtlety in his acting always gets me 🤣

  • @robbieknovak9432
    @robbieknovak9432 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These two have great on-screen chemistry!!!!

  • @BNA_Est.1988
    @BNA_Est.1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    “You’d KNOW if you had the kind I had.”

  • @kbanghart
    @kbanghart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Ahh I get it, a metaphor for the last 4 years. Well played, SNL.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How so?
      I'm genuinely interested

    • @babapambazuka2845
      @babapambazuka2845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@erickamakeeaina1649 ...in that every time, of countless times, we were sure our we'd seen the worst of our dirtbag f*ckup administration, "Keith" would prove us wrong and outdo himself to yet another unprecedented new low, until consequences finally catch up and he runs away, leaving us holding and cleaning up all his criminal BS.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@babapambazuka2845 Aww, that's a good run down

    • @edmann1820
      @edmann1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@babapambazuka2845 Or it could be that Keith is the democrats or in particular Biden who has been fucking up for 40 years. Although that's probably too subversive for snl.

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plen122 - Good catch. I was gonna ask if this was "too soon".

  • @marcoervin7324
    @marcoervin7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    One of the funniest sketches of the night..

  • @gc9376
    @gc9376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This is one of the funniest weirdest sketches I've seen on SNL.

  • @amandaoesef3006
    @amandaoesef3006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    this skit was actually funny oh my ,,,

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet on point.

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The entire episode was great honestly. Makes it better Chappelle was the host. 🐐

    • @natedogg4116
      @natedogg4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like 2-5 skits in every episode for the past 41 seasons. But who is counting?

    • @gordon.sarratt
      @gordon.sarratt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @IAmaPersion let me ask you something. If you hate snl and find it predictable, why are you watching it on a platform with so many other options. Don’t tell us how much you hate snl, just don’t watch it.

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    “I always had a gun”
    “I let the hardware do the talkin”
    Lol Keith was a G!

  • @megzin00
    @megzin00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Did they get some new writers or is the entire team feeling more upbeat/happy? I've been laughing-crying at every single video posted tonight

    • @davidfranklinv2860
      @davidfranklinv2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think they are still high from the WIN. 😂😊

    • @jimb6554
      @jimb6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And THAT is literally the only silver lining to having a freaking Democrat in office. Accept for the occasional brown nosing, SNL will steer far far away from politics now. They’ll actually focus on what they were really meant for... making funny skits.

    • @hublotkingcole683
      @hublotkingcole683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimb6554 you may have a point

    • @jimb6554
      @jimb6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Correction: I meant “Except“ not “Accept”

    • @mdemers767
      @mdemers767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jimb6554 - conservatives have such short memories. SNL tore Obama up all the time. The skits just weren't as funny because Obama was ~awesome~.

  • @roberthattery698
    @roberthattery698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is gut busting hilarious! Her facial expressions are just fn gold!

    • @kooale
      @kooale 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's great!

  • @IrvSauce
    @IrvSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Beck and Ego were both incredible in this! Some bigtime comedy director like Apatow or McKay needs to do a movie with them as the leads. I'd die of excitement.

  • @fandomgirl8928
    @fandomgirl8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This gotta be one of the best SNL skits I’ve ever seen

  • @soarsmith6624
    @soarsmith6624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Finally, a well-written sketch from SNL in 2020. Beck's acting is great too.

  • @ltzmin
    @ltzmin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Dude this sketch was none stop fun, good job

  • @yusefendure
    @yusefendure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Girlfriend: 'Do you have herpes, Keith?'
    Keith: 'The old Keith did, but this Keith? naw...he's good.'
    Completely lost control right there...

  • @_DallyDee
    @_DallyDee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “He loves me.” isn’t gonna hold up in court

    • @petitbebe3384
      @petitbebe3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He loves me, NOT may hold up in court...

  • @isiahwarner3087
    @isiahwarner3087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This Saturday Night Live sketch is comedy gold. The writing is clever and the acting is superb!!

  • @yezzyr.1499
    @yezzyr.1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Reminds of all my ex's; always making excuses and saying they've changed lol

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Peter Evans There’s just more losers than not.

    • @IanPatrickOfficial
      @IanPatrickOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All of your Ex's sheesh, how many is "all?" lol Nvm don't answer that, it's rhetorical. I don't really want to know.

    • @desmond-hawkins
      @desmond-hawkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You make bad choices.

    • @AliN-bb4rt
      @AliN-bb4rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All Losers are talented at finding a Softy to fool and fool repeatedly.

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Every line is pure gold
    BTW Beck Bennett and streeter seidell(one of the writing supervisors) were the ones who wrote the sketch

  • @emnm144
    @emnm144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This sketch is so underrated it's definitely one of my new favorites

  • @timothyhh
    @timothyhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "No, never women." Hahahahahahahaha!

    • @petitbebe3384
      @petitbebe3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She did a double take and had that 'wonder' look on her face?!

  • @jesstiss222
    @jesstiss222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Ok umm why is my whole ex-marriage on display. AM I GETTING ROYALTIES FROM THIS?! 😝

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      🤣 🤣 I'm glad you said ex! 🙌🏾

    • @courtneystage3969
      @courtneystage3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Girl how did you get into that in the first place 😳

    • @shhosh
      @shhosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I was gonna say the same thing. 😂🤪

    • @galaxylucia1898
      @galaxylucia1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😲😬yikes

  • @b-meaker99
    @b-meaker99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This whole skit was all of America for the last 4 years

  • @MatthewPalanca
    @MatthewPalanca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I mean, it's hard to write this material unless you've lived the situations yourself. Kudos to the writers!

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a metaphor for 4 years of Trump. He's Trump and she's his supporter.

  • @guyfh6180
    @guyfh6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    If Keith wasn't such a mess they would make a nice couple.

    • @Leomerya12
      @Leomerya12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can't tell you how many nice couples I could have been a part of, if the other person wasn't such a mess.

    • @oneaburns
      @oneaburns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Leomerya12 You and me both!

    • @GigaPK
      @GigaPK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And if he was of legal age back then

  • @mad3st
    @mad3st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Strange that all the stuff he carried with him where things he told he is not doing anymore.

    • @Sharpe1502
      @Sharpe1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Old Keith put them there. New Keith would never.

  • @gr8tnowwhat
    @gr8tnowwhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    There definitely needs to be a Part 2. This was so simple and so great.

  • @zombietitties666
    @zombietitties666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Literally how guys apologise. 🤣

  • @timothyspencer4347
    @timothyspencer4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Best SNL sketch in a long time every line had me busting my gut. 👍😂🤣

  • @nikkid2105
    @nikkid2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Me (in 2019): 2020 is going to be amazing. It’s going to so be my year.
    2020: Keith

  • @Collsy100
    @Collsy100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was exactly the push I needed to finally delete my ex’s number and block him on everything.

  • @JBZACK2001
    @JBZACK2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I literally just watched this three times in a row laughing the whole time

  • @TheAgentAssassin
    @TheAgentAssassin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    When your real life self becomes an SNL skit.
    Not even mad.🙆💁🙋🙅

    • @texmexan
      @texmexan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      uhhhhhhhh

    • @sawyer8351
      @sawyer8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What kind of herpes do you have, Keith?

    • @Turuial
      @Turuial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't worry bro, that was the old Keith.

    • @mya200014
      @mya200014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      too much baggage Keith

  • @chris.to.the.g
    @chris.to.the.g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:39 Slapping hand sound effect!

  • @SAGARPARIKH101
    @SAGARPARIKH101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The whole sketch had one climax after the other. Each one more insane than the previous😂

  • @mdemers767
    @mdemers767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ha, 'put that thing away,' that's what they kept saying at the playground... xD

  • @merseywhogirl3430
    @merseywhogirl3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    " Oh my god I'm going to jail!!!" "He loves me" Hilarious!!!

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    This is a metaphor for America and t'rump, isn't it, SNL. 😉

    • @slauderek3195
      @slauderek3195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davetseng99 why does she have to be Kanye? Because she’s black. Kinda racist. Keith would be Kanye because he’s trying to reach out to support Trump and then he later reveals more about himself and gets crazy and people are like yikes

    • @LeeindaGodsTruewatermaiden
      @LeeindaGodsTruewatermaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah and Keith should've been named Hunter!

    • @paperjamsans8010
      @paperjamsans8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@slauderek3195 okay,if the first thing you think is race when you saw that comment. youre the problem

    • @jimb6554
      @jimb6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg! Truest statement ever

    • @zediahtimmons9704
      @zediahtimmons9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds more like Biden actually how wss racist and put black people in jail then feels bad for what he did then making deals with China behind America's back lol

  • @SmallBritney
    @SmallBritney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love Beck and his humor.
    Eggo is also great, love this.

  • @cardelljoseph8125
    @cardelljoseph8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is every bad relationship summed up. Women swear they'll leave, until he pulls out the "I love you" from pandoras box

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    Trump is gonna be begging like Keith when it comes time for him to leave the White House

    • @rilesmiles4564
      @rilesmiles4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If you notice, the number on the house is the number of electoral votes Joe Biden has

    • @zombi3907
      @zombi3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the southern district court of new york is about to crawl all up in there.

    • @lvega5606
      @lvega5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@zombi3907 Lock him up!

    • @natedogg4116
      @natedogg4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Katie Rae Telling a person on TH-cam about their obsessions? Hmmmm......

    • @lukemiller7450
      @lukemiller7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He has literally been quoted saying he has plans for retaining power should he lose this election 😩

  • @zackvex7111
    @zackvex7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lorne really knows how to pick 'em. Ego is wonderful.