Countryhumans (+Texas) Meet their stereotypes

Don't ask why confederate was failing miserably at trying to speak old English 'cause idk. Also Yes Imperial Japan is a male in my AU... Also ummm as you can probably tell the Roach is NOT a good father in my AU, yk because he committed mass genocide in germany. so Germany is probably traumatized from seeing his father kill his own people, so yeah. Also if you've watched any of my videos you'll probably understand why Texas is shocked and mad at stereotypical Texas for saying his father is America, Texas in my AU hates it when someone calls him America's son it makes him feel weird, especially since he's older than America 💀. (Lore drop) Texas was colonized in 1519 (along with Mexico/his brother), meanwhile America was colonized in 1607 with the founding of the Virginia Colony. Also Texas and South (present day CSA) liked each other when they were younger, but ever since Texas went from the Republic of Texas to Texas their relationship got more complicated and Texas pretty much has hated him since the Civil War and now he's dead soooooo.... yay? My AU (:

[@8_BlackOut_8]

C.S.A’s realisation was fantastic, love it!

[@Texaswithagun]

I'm from Texas!(My mood does change fast)

[@Iammothere-CH]

We need “Statehumans meet their stereotypes” I want to see a vid about that.

[@tsunamistar106]

@@Iammothere-CH agreed, I might make one one day idk, maybe

[@Monarch__147]

0:24 BROCKEN 😭😭💀💀💀🖤🖤💢💢
/J

[@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor]

WHY SOES
THIS TRANSLATE TO CHUMPS IM CRYINGHFHDH

[@Texas_DrPepper]

I'm rewatching this and I realize in the beginning of CSA he was screaming "TEX" so I'm pretty sure that is short for Texas, I wonder if Texas is CSA's Fav "child".
(Don't ask me why I'm awake)

[@tsunamistar106]

It's okay, and um actually not really Texas and CSA were actually childhood best friends, now their relationship is a bit more complicated. But mostly Texas mostly hates CSA and CSA is just kinda still trying to be Texas's friend. (Although most of the time CSA just likes annoying him) And CSA does not see Texas as his child at all, that would just be weird for my AU, considering they both knew each other when they were both colonies.

[@Texas_DrPepper]

​@@tsunamistar106 That makes a lot more sense😁!

[@tsunamistar106]

😁😁

[@L0NESTAR_STATE]

remember remember that Texas is shipped with Moscow and twinkified like S. USA for some ungodly reason....
(THEIR COUNTRIES DESPISE EACHOTHER LIKE WTH- PLUS WHEN WAS THE WORLD ROMEO AND JULIET?! 😭 ALSO S. CSA I'M CRYING BRO (as in laughing))

[@georgeramos137]

SIUUUUUU TEXAS