@@colepayne7988 I think he means as constantly. Every 10seconds lee has the crowd in hysterics where as some of Jimmy carrs jokes you have to wait to the end to get the whole joke. Where as lee Evans has us laughing inbetween and all round.
@@woodsy5081 I believe he’s laughing at you and calling you a clown using emojis because you’ve decided to come to a comedians TH-cam channel, click on a video, go to the comments and say that the comedian isn’t funny 🙂
Oh god my depression has been hitting me hard the past couple of weeks but watching this man keeps me laughing and going, No matter how many time I have already seen it all, I still laugh =)
This works both ways when it comes to women being just as forgetful as men. A case in point was many years ago whenever my late mother sent me a birthday card it was very rare that it arrived on time - it was usually a day or two late. She had the knack of turning things around because whenever I phoned her to thank her for it I was met with the typical third degree question of " You're not at work, why aren't you at work?....etc " and I used to have to say exactly the same thing in response " I booked the entire week off so that I could enjoy my own birthday. " The other thing that I used to hear from her was, " Oh, I'm glad that it arrived okay although I wasn't 100% sure about the date....". My obvious response was always the same and was something along the lines of, " How could you forget it? After all apart from the midwife and other medical professionals there were only two active participants on that day and in that particular hospital maternity delivery room, weren't there? ". Her response was always the same as well, i.e. " Don't be sarcastic! ". I also told her on one occasion that if she put a first class stamp on the card instead of a second class one then maybe, just maybe, it would actually arrive on my actual birthday instead of it arriving late.
Not so much a classic as just my mother's typical thing, @@heatherhancock2985. If the table's had been turned and I'd forgotten her birthday I would've never heard the end of it. Speaking of which and quite coincidentally it would be her 100th birthday this coming Saturday, 12th February, if she was still alive and I obviously have no problem remembering it because it's two days before Valentine's Day, isn't it? Another classic of hers from many years ago was the argument that she started with me when I told her that I'd bought a combination washer dryer and I told her that I had to have it connected to the cold water supply even when I was just drying my laundry. She wouldn't have any of it and came out with her typical and completely unscientific nonsense of " That's impossible because the laundry would still be wet, wouldn't it? " and I replied that without the cold water circulating around the drum to keep it cool during the drying process then the machine itself could burst into flames. Even after I explained to her that the cold water didn't come into direct contact with the laundry and it was purely there to cool down the drum she still wasn't having any of it. I finally gave up with her and just went out and got drunk in order to forget her nonsense....fortunately for myself I didn't live with her and I didn't turn into a raving alcoholic as a consequence of any of our bonkers conversations. In fact quite the opposite because I've been completely teetotal for the past 18 and a half years which was over two years before she died.
how many fellas watching this and when he says when the wife says what did i ask you to do this morning burst out laughing and look at their missus and say thats you
My mum has the kitchen calender, diary, notepad on the fridge, folders, scraps of paper. She knows when my sisters budgies aunts pet dogs brothers birthday is.
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There's comedians that can hold a crowd then there's Lee Evans, no other comedian can hold a crowd like him, absolute legend
Jimmy carr
Roy chubby brown
Frankie Boyle
@@colepayne7988 I think he means as constantly. Every 10seconds lee has the crowd in hysterics where as some of Jimmy carrs jokes you have to wait to the end to get the whole joke. Where as lee Evans has us laughing inbetween and all round.
I know what you mean. All the crowd walks out of the theatre when any other comedian is on stage.
Kevin bridges
Robin Williams
When he slowly pulled the microphone away to illustrate not hearing the wife... 😂😂😂😂😂 I was on the floor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It perfectly describes when you just zone out
That's exactly what happens 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
A total master of using the mic as a prop 🤩🤩
Still one the best comedians out there. Love these vids thank you 👍🙂
Aye if your deaf and blind
@@woodsy5081 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@waltmcv Walt
@@woodsy5081 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣kys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@woodsy5081 I believe he’s laughing at you and calling you a clown using emojis because you’ve decided to come to a comedians TH-cam channel, click on a video, go to the comments and say that the comedian isn’t funny 🙂
Seen these a hundred times...Still belly laughs...saw him many years ago at the NIA in Birmingham.... Best comedian EVER!!
The funniest thing is how much *truth* he tells! Well done, Lee. You're a master of your art. 🤣
My wife and I saw him twice at the comedy club in Nottingham shook his hand had a picture taken and he signed his book for us a really humble guy
“Tomorrow I shall invade Britain!”
“No Jules! We’re going over me mums, look!”
🤣🤣🤣
Oh god my depression has been hitting me hard the past couple of weeks but watching this man keeps me laughing and going, No matter how many time I have already seen it all, I still laugh =)
Chin up buddy 😉
Stay strong Sam ,i love laughing as we all do .Ain't TH-cam good 😁To many years when i went to watch Lee when he first started ,still piss myself 🤣🤣🤣
I'm the same if I ever feel like crap I pop one of his clips on and I'm good again he's brilliant 😁
Same man same!
Get outside does the world of good
I have seen everything this man has done! he is one of the greatest comedians to bless us with such laughter and he will always make me laugh!
We need this man more now than anything.....
"No I told you, it's on the calendoooor!"
Welcome to "What The Fuck Have I Dooooone?"!
“What’s the matter love?”
“Well an apology might be nice”
“Alright, I’m sorry!”
“Too late now!”
@@MrnintendoSEGAfan1 Lol 😂 Good one
@@TacticzRules For It is written!!
@@3am-gamer Mhm
Miss him needs to come back we need the laughter in our lives 😂🇬🇧✌️
i'm so glad i got to see him live before he retired. Best comedian ever.
This man is the cure to depression 🤣👌
When he says about his wife remembering dates, times etc., my husband says that's definitely me hehe
2:02 Is one of the greatest pieces of comedy I have ever heard.
"i'll take the dog out"
"aint got a dog but fuck it i'll take the dog out"😂😂
Spot on... that Bloody Calendar 📆🤣🤣🤣🤣.
His movement and reaction to his gags is outstanding 😂😂😂
He's the king of comedy no one is anywhere near him. I just wish he would come out of retirement to entertain us again 😁👍🏴
Lee always cracks me up
Lee Evans you are my absolute favourite comedian 😎🙌
“I’ll take the dog 🐕 out for a walk! Fuck it, I ain’t got 1!” 0:34 😆😂😂😂😂😂
I'll have a dump. Dump football. Dump first love 😂
come on man, if you are gonna quote something at least get the quote correct
@@giraffe3718 There's always 1.
@@quaverflava3639 “Oh Hold on, She’s Coming Back, She’s Coming Back!”
so I thought next Thursday what do you reckon
Yep...I can relate to 98% of this....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely love Lee please come back xx
One of my favourite bits! 😂
Lee comedy routine,never gets old.
5 Star Legend.
Lee is THE best comedian such a funny guy.......
Awesome talent thank you. Too bad you retired from stand up. All the best.
Amazing as always 🤩
Welcome to what the fuck have I done 🤣
Bet many guys can relate
Lee evans i have seen you live doing roadrunner and you are my favourite comedian
He cheers me up, hes just so funny, Thanks Mr Evans
"Who's that bloke? Who the f**k is that?"
She sees a picture of me on the wall..
"F**k that's him!!" 😂
This works both ways when it comes to women being just as forgetful as men. A case in point was many years ago whenever my late mother sent me a birthday card it was very rare that it arrived on time - it was usually a day or two late. She had the knack of turning things around because whenever I phoned her to thank her for it I was met with the typical third degree question of " You're not at work, why aren't you at work?....etc " and I used to have to say exactly the same thing in response " I booked the entire week off so that I could enjoy my own birthday. "
The other thing that I used to hear from her was, " Oh, I'm glad that it arrived okay although I wasn't 100% sure about the date....". My obvious response was always the same and was something along the lines of, " How could you forget it? After all apart from the midwife and other medical professionals there were only two active participants on that day and in that particular hospital maternity delivery room, weren't there? ". Her response was always the same as well, i.e. " Don't be sarcastic! ". I also told her on one occasion that if she put a first class stamp on the card instead of a second class one then maybe, just maybe, it would actually arrive on my actual birthday instead of it arriving late.
Classic! 😁👍💕
Not so much a classic as just my mother's typical thing, @@heatherhancock2985. If the table's had been turned and I'd forgotten her birthday I would've never heard the end of it. Speaking of which and quite coincidentally it would be her 100th birthday this coming Saturday, 12th February, if she was still alive and I obviously have no problem remembering it because it's two days before Valentine's Day, isn't it?
Another classic of hers from many years ago was the argument that she started with me when I told her that I'd bought a combination washer dryer and I told her that I had to have it connected to the cold water supply even when I was just drying my laundry. She wouldn't have any of it and came out with her typical and completely unscientific nonsense of " That's impossible because the laundry would still be wet, wouldn't it? " and I replied that without the cold water circulating around the drum to keep it cool during the drying process then the machine itself could burst into flames. Even after I explained to her that the cold water didn't come into direct contact with the laundry and it was purely there to cool down the drum she still wasn't having any of it.
I finally gave up with her and just went out and got drunk in order to forget her nonsense....fortunately for myself I didn't live with her and I didn't turn into a raving alcoholic as a consequence of any of our bonkers conversations. In fact quite the opposite because I've been completely teetotal for the past 18 and a half years which was over two years before she died.
I love this man. Always makes me laugh out loud.
A true comedy legend. And he is 100% right
Such a funny funny man one of the only comedians who I can rewatch and rewatch
My favourite comedian - legend ❤️
Brilliant as always Lee. Creased me up all the way through mate 👍👍😂😂👍👍
Just Amazing and sadly missed.
''No i'm still in Millets '' oh ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cure to depression he is! 😂❤️❤️❤️ you've helped me so much recently!
Two words. Comedy genius.
Brilliant I still remember when I saw him live and i was in stitches all the way though never laughed 😅 such much in my life ...
Thank you Lee 👍❤
Looks like wives from all the world do the same stuff :D lol.... love from India.
Just simply a LEEgend
He's an absolute legend
Absolutely love this guy. From start to finish I never stop laughing. 😂😄
Perfection... comedy genius!
One. Of. The. Best. 🤗🤗🤗👍👍👍😆😆😆
I told you is on the calendar 😆
very rare moment for me, being early to my fav comedian's video
One word....legend.
👌👌👌😂😂😂this chap is just fucking brilliant....he'll pull you out of your daily dispair the master of stand up... 😅😅😅😅
"No I'm still in Millets"
No Jules we're going over me mums look! 😂😂😂
This is so true 😂🤣
The thing is I've never been married so I can't relate but he can still make me laugh. 🤣😂🤣😂👍.
I am and it is all so very true all he talks about what wives do
The man is a genius
😂😂 my hubby so agrees with this 😂
calendar is perfect
how many fellas watching this and when he says when the wife says what did i ask you to do this morning burst out laughing and look at their missus and say thats you
True comedy genius
Brilliant 🤣🌸
Im here after forgetting my anniversary today ....... Bollocks!!! 😂😂
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is a legend and I pray that one day he blesses us with one more show
Legend
Lee Evans very funny man 🤣.
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
C'mon now 😅 how could I ever forget those toes 🤣
EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO FUCKING TRUE !! My dad stands there brain dead while mum rants. And I sit there with joy cuz I know dad's fucked
🤣🤣🤣Way to good.
He cracks me up!!🤣🤣🤣
❤Amazing guy xx
Never listen during an urgement. Ignore them when they are mad 😂🤣
Fantastic!
No I’m still in Millets! 😂😂
Give me fucking everything 🤣🤣
NOO MY PERVERTED TEACHERS NAME IS LEE EVANS BRO I SWEAR HE SENT ME OUT OF CLASS TO FLIRT WITH ME 😅
The stuck dvd lmao
So funny, a genius. My wife may differ.
My mum has the kitchen calender, diary, notepad on the fridge, folders, scraps of paper. She knows when my sisters budgies aunts pet dogs brothers birthday is.
Me when I am paranoid with him 🤣😂
More please
So funny!!!😅
Does this guy have sweat stains on his suit? Because that’s somehow brilliant.
On the calendaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr
I forget his birthday when he has made me mad 😂🤣
Brilliant
Remember I was at our wedding 🤣🤣
Yes I have seen that look , !!
Funny as fk! 🤣😂🤣😂🤪😎
I swear to god this is my house 🤣🤣
My wedding anniversary is Feb 14th ... I can't *possibly* forget!
If you don't know love we are fucked
😂😂😂😂
Can't forget my wedding anniversary it's a day before my birthday