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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera  4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Thanks for watching guys! I’m currently a tad under the weather at the moment if you can’t tell, but I couldn’t let you guys go without a GMR!
    Thanks again to Acre Gold for sponsoring this video! getacregold.com/akguy
    And here’s the link to our B channel: th-cam.com/channels/NB4XPkbXxdqQTmxWzJ9w1g.html

  • @waydoug7729
    @waydoug7729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    The longer stuff like this goes on, the less he cares about what he says. I love it.

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds like your average American

    • @mr.meowgi9876
      @mr.meowgi9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It breaks him

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like the devils bet of 13 steps to corruption. What step are we on now for boo/weeb conversion.

    • @nikifalcon
      @nikifalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My concern for what I say was just about at 0 when shit hit the fan with the coronavirus so I'm way ahead of most people

    • @nikifalcon
      @nikifalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My concern for what I say was just about at 0 when shit hit the fan with the coronavirus so I'm way ahead of most people

  • @vargrlif8340
    @vargrlif8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Jack "Big Iron" Wilson, a true American hero.

    • @Anakin-Skywalker.
      @Anakin-Skywalker. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🇺🇸

    • @johnmosesbrowningsrightnut8642
      @johnmosesbrowningsrightnut8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Like a *Jack Wilson* said quote, ain't that hole in a dome

    • @sammaxgoof8507
      @sammaxgoof8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Boomer clapped the Millenial with the big iron on his hip, *The Big iron on his hip*

    • @benselectionforcasting4172
      @benselectionforcasting4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To a church in Texas rode a Boomer one fine day, hardly spoke to folks around him, he was there to pray.

    • @tyjacobs353
      @tyjacobs353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You gotta use his full name "Big Dick" Jack "Big Iron" Wilson

  • @JaxMerrick
    @JaxMerrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    "What does that picture smell like?"
    Patchouli, hemp oil and shame.

  • @Aaron.Reichert
    @Aaron.Reichert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    "I don't even like them but I want to be able to own one"
    -Peak American

    • @Jorakful
      @Jorakful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have the same feeling in germany, especially witch the speed limit on the Autobahn discussion. I don't drive faster than 130kp/h so a limit for 130kp/h wouldnt affect me but i want to be able to go as fast as possible.

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, yeah. I don't like weed but it should be restricted. Bumpstocks as well.

  • @stereodreamer23
    @stereodreamer23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    "Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms" should be a convenience store, NOT a government agency...

    • @kingranchdressin1008
      @kingranchdressin1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      that's one hell of a combination in one store

    • @jaydunbar7538
      @jaydunbar7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@kingranchdressin1008 a better version of Walmart

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jay Dunbar its way more than way better theyre about to completely take out the sports and outdoor section of the store or at least stop selling guns and ammo and hunting stuff cause theyre so leftist liberal commie

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That would be my one stop shopping store if they had a meat department in the back and gasoline pumps out front .

    • @Kez_DXX
      @Kez_DXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would be great in a strip mall outside Parris Island. Open up a tattoo parlor and a strip club and you may as well have all those young recruits set up direct deposit.

  • @walt9327
    @walt9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    The ATF: “we will take this molded plastic chunk from you” 3D printer owners: “aight dog feel free”

    • @boombox3136
      @boombox3136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      U want this? sure here. as soon as ur out of the door imma print 2 new ones

    • @walt9327
      @walt9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      boombox313 oh whoopso I dropped my AR15 lightning link STL

    • @atf5275
      @atf5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hello there

    • @atf5275
      @atf5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      cash feeling cute might ban braces later idk but today the count stands at a shiatsu and a pitbull and about 3 kids as of now

    • @w00tb0ss
      @w00tb0ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@atf5275 alcohol tobacco firearms... my 3 favorite things ;) we need to ban banning things

  • @sagespinner9526
    @sagespinner9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Absolutely no one:
    The hippies: make a community to defund police.
    *immediately create police force and enforce borders*

    • @chemusvandergeek1209
      @chemusvandergeek1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Disobedient One that's called taxation, it's always been by force

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chemusvandergeek1209 But without Tax return....
      No RTX 2080 at the beginning of the year for them.

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And will happily scream that you're a racist bigot for not praising them for doing exactly that, then demand you pay them.

    • @bllau
      @bllau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Walls are racist.
      IMMEDIATELY BUILDS A WALL TO KEEP PEOPLE OUT.

    • @aoibhinnomahony7712
      @aoibhinnomahony7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Disobedient One that was actually a lie businesses said it themselves its just a glorified block party the armed guys are also gone

  • @lophophorawilliamsii9740
    @lophophorawilliamsii9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Next level cop: Shoots suspect in leg artery and tells everyone he was trying to just disable the guy, but instead he bled out in 60 seconds.

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cops should learn from these.

    • @hookyhook6006
      @hookyhook6006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now THIS is some next-level thinking.

  • @Shotgun_Gospel
    @Shotgun_Gospel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "But they're a law enforcement agency, they don't get to legislate, they just enforce the law"
    [distant Canadian sobbing]

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Sometimes i sit in my chair, watching memes, and i get this feeling that the guy in front of the camera deserves way more love and care than my lazy ass... Take care of yourself man, i hate to feel sad for the person who is supposed to make me feel good.

  • @PatrioticRam30
    @PatrioticRam30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Chaz: occupies city blocks to fight the evils of facism and capitalism
    Chaz warlord: hands untrained alphabet boy firearm platform created in capitalism
    #AKGnotificationsquad

    • @DrGordonFreeman
      @DrGordonFreeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and text and talk thru iphones

  • @energizerkelley
    @energizerkelley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    “Why am I so bitter?” It’s 2020, we all are.

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Fun fact about the innocent black man in Atlanta: He was originally serving time in prison for beating his children, but got released due to coronavirus panic. Who would have thought such an upstanding member of society would get drunk and make himself a lethal danger to literally everyone around him by driving a car.

    • @dbmail545
      @dbmail545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Out on probation. He knew a DUI bust would send him right back. That's why he tried to fight the cops.

    • @joeyoung4871
      @joeyoung4871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hey you better stop using logic around here on the internet

    • @Ni999
      @Ni999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow, out because of the coronavirus in 2017? He was way ahead of the curve.

    • @thebattlemageXD
      @thebattlemageXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ruhl1337 so they should have just put him on death row? You know that doesn’t mean cops should have free rain to just kill him that’s not how law works. “ i shouldn’t go to jail, the person who I killed was a thief ! “ we aren’t in the Middle Ages.

    • @doctorlunarous5747
      @doctorlunarous5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@thebattlemageXD Fair, but at that point you are just making a scenario where you make anyone who is six foot tall and built like a tank the ultimate exception to the law because all you have to do is fight off the police or be undetainable and you are exempt from all laws because you physically cannot be taken down with non-lethal force. Before you say anything about tasers though, there are things called thick clothing, body fat, and just freaks of nature that tasers don't work on.
      You're right, we don't live in the Middle Ages, we live in a civilized society where we house, feed, and clothes criminals as punishment for years on end via the tax dollars of the various citizens of this great civilized country and age, but what do you do with those who do not want to take advantage of this wonderful hospitality? I mean where do you draw the line? Or do you just let every criminal that can out run or out fight a cop just get away?

  • @beanhavok2287
    @beanhavok2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I'm sounding really bitter today, I'm not trying to be" Basically this is 2020 in a nutshell.

  • @CeCactus13
    @CeCactus13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    About 8% of my knowledge on firearms is from taking merit badges as a scout, the latter 92% is from watching 2 guys play Fallout New Vegas.

    • @chrisheard5727
      @chrisheard5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need better firearms knowledge.

    • @jessemartin8266
      @jessemartin8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hes talking about mikeburnfire. Zack was a small arms repairman in the army and as a former infantryman (now gunsmith) i can say that its not a bad place to start as he does know what hes talking about. Even the thing with the awp is true

    • @Cakelvr759
      @Cakelvr759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same bro

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    CHAZ is just the zone without radiation or deadly anomalies or artifacts.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or Duty. Or Loners. Or the organization and skill in Monolith.

    • @wulfricofwessex147
      @wulfricofwessex147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So... nothing cool?

    • @haydenoneil4975
      @haydenoneil4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So no radioactive puppies... Darn

    • @jamesmortimer4016
      @jamesmortimer4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wulfricofwessex147 Well yes. Bring an AK and get some loot

    • @wulfricofwessex147
      @wulfricofwessex147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jamesmortimer4016 Sorry, I'm building a sissy AR-15 right now. CA hates AKs more than AR15s, so I decided to go with the aluma-plastic rifle.

  • @joshred1571
    @joshred1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    2020 be like: my mom said I’m special

    • @joshred1571
      @joshred1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How’d I get two hearts from Brandon in a row

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So did the doctors

    • @redhood6525
      @redhood6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Strength
      Perception
      Endurance
      Charisma
      Intelligence
      Agility
      Luck

    • @JESTR_ACTUAL
      @JESTR_ACTUAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2020 also be like: but Dad is still out getting cigarettes...

    • @BoogalooBoy
      @BoogalooBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brandon might be you're dad, but i'll always be your daddy.

  • @TacticalReview
    @TacticalReview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Ive started keto..."
    ♫One of these things is not like the other ♫

    • @pandaman1029
      @pandaman1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      White claw is only like 2 carbs per can actually, it's considered keto friendly. Brandon's still good!

    • @arsenal_616
      @arsenal_616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should go back to drinking straight liquor. That's keto, right? No carbs in whiskey.

    • @TacticalReview
      @TacticalReview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arsenal_616 I think that' s a question for 9mmsmg... Sadly, YT won't let me ping him!

    • @joelstrauss7200
      @joelstrauss7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do keto and yes whisky gin and vodka are keto

  • @TheTruePopeFrancis
    @TheTruePopeFrancis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    “Precious metals will never be worth nothing”
    Laughs in 1600 century Spain.

    • @jed6594
      @jed6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      STOPPP HIS HISTORY KNOWLEDGE IS TOO STRONG

    • @hockeymaskbob2942
      @hockeymaskbob2942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Precious metals, like brass and lead.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hockeymaskbob2942 Platinum is Fool's Silver.

    • @DukeofTxtspeak
      @DukeofTxtspeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mansa Musa laughs in Malian Arabic

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they still haven't been able to get all that platinum up from the bottom of the ocean

  • @josephsenecal2519
    @josephsenecal2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:55 - "They're an enforcement agency, how are they making secret plans to -"
    The Bureaucracy - "... am I a joke to you?"

  • @TheAleutiansolution
    @TheAleutiansolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    “I’m sounding so bitter, I’m trying not to be” perhaps you’re not drunk enough

    • @LeadSkillets
      @LeadSkillets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd be bitter too if I drank Whiteclaw. 😂

    • @jacobstgelais25
      @jacobstgelais25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephan Kochan there's no laws with when your drinking white claws

    • @matthewh271
      @matthewh271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Recommend more vodka

  • @mbdevildog90
    @mbdevildog90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Do a reaction to Forgotten Weapons "The Worst AK I Have Ever Seen".

    • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
      @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I second this hah

    • @therifleman4476
      @therifleman4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Can't you see he is in enough pain.

    • @lukeanderson4523
      @lukeanderson4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My first thought when I watched that video: Cursed Gun Images for Brandon Herrera

    • @VCBird6
      @VCBird6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jeez kick him while he's down, why don't ya?

    • @flugel6856
      @flugel6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No, we need to keep Brandon alive as he provides a much needed distraction from all the craziness in the world right now.
      I believe the crackhead 74u would honestly gave AK Jesus a simultaneous heart attack and aneurysm.

  • @crazyscottishboi3822
    @crazyscottishboi3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    the quiet kid starts humming pumped up kicks and started reaching into his backpack whilst in a Texas school
    Literally everybody else: you picked the wrong house fool

    • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
      @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why wasn’t I born in Texas

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Take me home country roads plays in the background

    • @penguino8185
      @penguino8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he pulls out a pencil and paper to draw (no shooting in my house)

    • @Thure.
      @Thure. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **pulls out tiny revolver-shaped pen** *slow down there outlaws, I’m tryna paint with ink, not blood*

  • @Kaadeeem
    @Kaadeeem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That “Jamie pull that up” was so subtle and hilarious. Iykyk

  • @TheRatL0rd
    @TheRatL0rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    People are probably just gonna start putting stocks on their “pistols”

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the brace might as well be a stock they have blade braces🤦🏻‍♂️ the whole of the "laws" they "pass" are not only not real cause of the second amendment theyre stupid as frick and make no sense whatsoever if they allow you to shoulder a brace then whos gonna buy an "sbr"? and get a tax stamp for it?

    • @wickywuth6976
      @wickywuth6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gcart7675 well spoken

    • @hunterhunter106
      @hunterhunter106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly. It's going to get to a point where your average guy is fine with breaking the law because it's so ridiculous and the ATF is going to create a lot felons out of hard working, kind hearted Americans.

    • @jerryharris6558
      @jerryharris6558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hunterhunter106 they will try....... And probably get their ass's kicked

  • @chilidogs6084
    @chilidogs6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    You won’t be laughing when the zombies can’t swim and it’s just me basket weaving at the bottom of a lake.

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Yes, Brandon, I do remember Iron Giant. Criminally underrated film.

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do not like that movie.

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iron Giant is definitely on my list of movies to watch again, I haven’t seen it in ages

    • @afghanyeti
      @afghanyeti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gigantor!

  • @thespanishinquisition4078
    @thespanishinquisition4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "We were expecting special forces."
    You got "special" forces.

    • @bluefalconssuck5881
      @bluefalconssuck5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They traveled to that photo location in a short bus and removed their helmets before getting off.
      The sign on the bus read... _Snozberries taste like Snozberries School of Marksmanship.*

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a cousin with autism , and most autistic people have more common sence than those assclowns . I'd rather roll wih Down's Syndrome people than with the Antifarts.

  • @angelomedina1510
    @angelomedina1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “This is an example of why we need to bring back bullying “ 💀

  • @benselectionforcasting4172
    @benselectionforcasting4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Another good gun group:
    Virginia Citizens Defense League

    • @thewierdlemon5956
      @thewierdlemon5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice pfp lol what group is it

    • @benselectionforcasting4172
      @benselectionforcasting4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thewierdlemon5956 its a Libertarian thing, but very unofficial. The Porcupine is considered a mascot because they are a peaceful creature that will ruin your day if you attack it.

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayyyyyyyy a fellow libertarian

  • @Strelok3892
    @Strelok3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    2:30 they give a whole new meanig to "special" in their "special" forces
    Edit: wow. Thx for the heart and the likes.

  • @thesecretmenu7570
    @thesecretmenu7570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Atlanta DA: You can't shoot someone if they try to tazer you! In what world is that a deadly weapon?
    Also Atlanta DA: You can't shoot someone with a tazer! That's a deadly weapon!
    #AKGNotificationSquad

    • @TheGM-20XX
      @TheGM-20XX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *gets nose bleed trying to understand what was just read*

    • @noneyabizzness6001
      @noneyabizzness6001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheGM-20XX Georgia DA literally said tasers were lethal weapons 2 weeks before the shooting.

    • @lifepolicy
      @lifepolicy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The truth is in between. Is a taser a deadly weapon? Yes (it can and may kill). It is less lethal than a firearm? Probably. With than in mind the cops did nothing wrong using their handguns, especially if their own taser didnt work in the first place (what actually happend at wendys)

  • @jamesnell7224
    @jamesnell7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I'm glad to see even Americans acknowledge that doctor Who is dead

    • @txmaddog7917
      @txmaddog7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tom Baker still best Doctor Who!!

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@txmaddog7917 matt smith (but to be fair, i really didn't watch Dr Who back in the day). show died during the Capaldi run.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yes, sjws ruin everything. star trek, star wars, and now dr who.

    • @doctortomato9520
      @doctortomato9520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thurin84 i think it was more just bad writing

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@doctortomato9520 bad writing, bad stories, bad acting. yes, sjws suck at pretty much everything.

  • @dawsonwhite5713
    @dawsonwhite5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Theyre an enforcement agency, they dont get to make the rule" Tell that to the canadian RCMP, they need to hear it

  • @QWERTY-of8qh
    @QWERTY-of8qh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What if manufacturers of Bump-stocks, "high capacity magazines", pistol grips ect.. ect.. are actually the ones advocating for them to be banned so that people panic buy their product?

  • @Lugia21
    @Lugia21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Why am I so bitter today?"
    This year has been horrible mate.

    • @bombsawaylemay770
      @bombsawaylemay770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're only half way through

    • @jamesrice6096
      @jamesrice6096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya
      A year ago it was like;
      "Ahh,. There's cool new guns, but why get another..".
      Now;
      Hmm " some will look and not see, some will hear and not understand"
      ...knew there was a reason for having stuff

  • @huntclanhunt9697
    @huntclanhunt9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    The country is screwed unless we can get the schools to start teaching real history again.

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      define real history

    • @DirtyGuerrilla
      @DirtyGuerrilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DeosPraetorian He probably means the shitty revisionist history that was crammed down his throat back down south in the 60s. Y'know, REAL 'Murican history, not that new age "everybody is equal, police brutality and racism are wrong" bullshit!

    • @recondo886
      @recondo886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@DirtyGuerrilla seems you're a product of revisionist education/indoctrination. it's laughable at what kids these days don't know but get all rabid-ass hysterics with emotional overdrive when they're wrong. kind of like when mommy takes your favorite toy away.

    • @OriginalBongoliath
      @OriginalBongoliath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DirtyGuerrilla Having fun with your buddies in Seattle?

    • @DirtyGuerrilla
      @DirtyGuerrilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ^Lol @ how everyone put me in a box the second I said that. I'm no SJW, I'm no lefty liberal, yet these guys are still butthurt. You're all just proving the point that you're stuck in the past, suckling the teets of peepaw's old ideologies from the 19th century. Grow up bums, get with the times

  • @dalt1020
    @dalt1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Last time I was this early I was used to being yelled at by angry cops, not BRO VET
    #akgnotificationsquad

    • @BrandonHerrera
      @BrandonHerrera  4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You’re like, ruining my chill brah

    • @atf5275
      @atf5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BrandonHerrera brahhhhhhh, your ruining the vibezzzzzz

    • @dalt1020
      @dalt1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brandon Herrera 😂 haha yo bro vet help a bro out and call up some more vets bro vet, it’s time to boog out bros 🇺🇸

    • @tonywentoutside
      @tonywentoutside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro vet is my spirit animal

  • @marcushay9180
    @marcushay9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Brandon: I can pick them apart all day, let's move on
    Me: Noooooo

  • @thethatone2166
    @thethatone2166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Brandon "Suspiciously good engineer impression" Herrera

  • @qenten05
    @qenten05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Brandon: mouthes ‘help me’
    The viewers: ‘where do you think you’re going?’

    • @wakefieldallan
      @wakefieldallan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How many times are we gonna teach you this lesson old man?

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Brandon... _"Help me"._
    Me... [Sends Icy Hot labeled as Lube]
    "You're welcome"... Tough love achievement _Unlocked._

  • @spartaninvirginia
    @spartaninvirginia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    If the feds ban braces, they're going to get slapped with a lawsuit almost immediately by a disabled vet who uses a brace to help shoot.

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Wong youre a complete idiot dude

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "ban"* cause theyre not allowed to touch anything to do with guns/weapons cause of the second amendment and if you think im wrong think of it this way if they banned ammo then theres no point having the weapons that take ammo cause the ammo makes it useful without the ammo you might as well just have a club or a knife etc also you know if a corrupt judge doesnt want to hear the case it wont make any difference if they took it to court

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel Wong conseravtives arent the ones that are confused and screaming

    • @theo_lomax
      @theo_lomax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gcart7675 Yes they are

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theo Hensey k bud if you say so 🤦🏻‍♂️😒😑

  • @kinton03
    @kinton03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:47 As a Korran myself, I'm so proud that photo got in here LMAO

  • @FourOfClubs
    @FourOfClubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Are they going to ban [gun accessory]?"
    Yes. They will always look for any excuse they can to fine or throw gun owners in jail.

    • @djlego1591
      @djlego1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      if they try to ban red dot sights, imma riot. red dots are awesome.

    • @Beans_OW
      @Beans_OW 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like they’re more focused on reducing the amount of crimes done with guns? Grown white men aren’t exactly a target of the government lmao

  • @clonescope2433
    @clonescope2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The hostess treat of that meme is called a zinger.

  • @RichardCranium321
    @RichardCranium321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    FL Rep Gaetz is same guy who walked into "secure" hearings over impeachment. He's a beast!

    • @keeganowens8949
      @keeganowens8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sounds like the best of Florida Men.

    • @RichardCranium321
      @RichardCranium321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@keeganowens8949 hey, the man is libertarian at heart... he said he wants to decriminalize cannabis & he's leaking internal b.s. from Washington & ATF... If I were bromosexual I could easily have a man crush, dude wants people to have guns & weed & when hears "secret secure meeting" he barges in, starts live streaming, and orders chik-fil-a from uber eats & has it delivered TO SECURE ROOM. I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself...

    • @chiefro7
      @chiefro7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gaetz is a badass

  • @madgoblin3996
    @madgoblin3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Chaz: *Has massive defund the police signs*
    Also Chaz occupants entering back into their territory with guns to aid their new internal police force: That sign won't stop me because I can't read.

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If Chaz defunds the police a single tank can take Chaz back

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 a single tank could take chaz if everyone there had a .50 cal

    • @boboso4978
      @boboso4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A single beat to shit toyota with a fat 400 pound fudd with a high point in the bed could take Chaz back...

  • @HALO-2304
    @HALO-2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The CHAZ from now on shall be referred to by one of the following:
    Antifastan
    Soymalia
    Veganzuela
    Or my personal favorite...
    Tofudishu

    • @Amaz0n24
      @Amaz0n24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Soyviet Union
      Soydan
      Iran....out of soy

    • @xirensixseo
      @xirensixseo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^ Iran out of ice cream

    • @zacharywoudstra5917
      @zacharywoudstra5917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You sir are a legend. o7

    • @Amaz0n24
      @Amaz0n24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xíren Seo Haven't you seen the videos? Ben & Jerry's is hooking Chaaaaaz up with all ice cream their commie hearts desire lol

  • @dw7284
    @dw7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Endeavor to persever”
    Either that was a Josey Wales quote or I’m too excited

    • @benfridley4931
      @benfridley4931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The outlaw josey wales man im 16 since i was 9 that favorite movie becease of man dad

  • @teatanks6481
    @teatanks6481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    ATF when there's a man with an unlicensed PKM : Get the Tasers
    ATF when they think they hear a dog in a house: *Loud Apache noises*

  • @JaggedEmpire1
    @JaggedEmpire1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Brandon: *convinces CHAZ to adopt gold standard*
    Conservatives: *giggling intensifies*

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The year 2020: *Quintenin & Tarantined by Written Directino*

  • @CloudHindlen
    @CloudHindlen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He was my Peter Capaldi is my favorite Doctor Who. 😆...Great voice impression btw.

  • @kommando293
    @kommando293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Seattle Antifa: We want freedom!
    *Proceeds to speed run Communism in 2 days*

    • @isosev
      @isosev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *IRON CURTAIN INTENSIFIES*

    • @TheDiameter
      @TheDiameter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, when when you get a group together that’s any meaningful combination of stupid, college indoctrinated, manipulative, power hungry, ignorant, entitled, etc on top of feeling that you’ve been wronged by capitalism or “the man”... it’s inevitably what occurs unfortunately.

    • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
      @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're currently in that period of "self-made Holodomor", shit won't last especially if we cut off their government SSI/ Welfare benefits.

    • @OGWanderingNomad
      @OGWanderingNomad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's been 10 days but who's counting

    • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
      @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LWCReaper Yep, agreed

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "What do you think this photo smells like?"
    Smells like teen spirit.

    • @rhinotank8725
      @rhinotank8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the answer Brandon was looking for.

  • @Not_actually_a_commie
    @Not_actually_a_commie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Iron Giant is one of my favorite animated films of all time

    • @aydanangus
      @aydanangus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was the go to movie when i was in elementary.

    • @jeramyw
      @jeramyw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Needs a sequel.

  • @vladimirmihnev9702
    @vladimirmihnev9702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #BringBackBulling! In my personal experience being bullied for been fat as a kid was on of the best thing that happened to me, it made me get fit And get a spine, a started my way to become a MAN!

  • @mikhailbolodo1597
    @mikhailbolodo1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is probably the best time to start selling AK-50s Brandon,...

  • @SkateSoup
    @SkateSoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "They don't get to legislate" already did with bump stocks per our president's whims.

    • @OriginalBongoliath
      @OriginalBongoliath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So has every president since Reagan with gun rights.

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but they sidnt cause of the aecond amendment no legislature state or federal is allowed to touch our guns/weapons but we have to use the second amendment and fight physically or its pointlwss to have cause tyrants dont care about it at all or care about our say in the matter

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scott7891 the problem is we dont put them in their place like we should which is the whole point of the second amendment people are too afraid of jailtime or death to fight against it physically

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scott7891 and its been happening way before reagan he just continued the pattern

    • @CT-2913
      @CT-2913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked and gave you 69.
      Bow to my greatness
      Edit : people liked after me damn you all for breaking the 69 rule
      Do not bow to me friends :'(

  • @dragod5
    @dragod5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Brandon: calls the people of CHAZ hipsters
    Also Brandon: *drinks white claw

    • @TheDiameter
      @TheDiameter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After only drinking beer, and whiskey neat for the last 5 years of my life, I for the first time has one of those hard seltzer’s... and damn they are good.
      *Edited for a typo

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      White claws are zoomer drinks, not hipster drinks. Hipster drinks are obscure craft beers.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChucksSEADnDEAD Do they taste good? Never tried one, I usually stick to Bacardi Razz

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianb.3978 Not really, it's flavored seltzer water with alcohol content. Not my thing, but I guess people who don't enjoy other types of alcohol can get buzzed off it.

  • @benselectionforcasting4172
    @benselectionforcasting4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Boog Side quest 1683
    Ride into town wearing Wings.
    Earns Achievement: WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE
    Unlocks: New Gun: Błyskawica SMG

    • @TedTeddison99
      @TedTeddison99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben's Election Forcasting Nice channel mate. New sub 👍🏻

    • @thefunnynamehere266
      @thefunnynamehere266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ll take that challenge

    • @johnrossbrechany8408
      @johnrossbrechany8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ooh a rare sabaton meme

    • @owlmessenger
      @owlmessenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Raises eyebrow* 20MM Oerlikon cannons aren't SMGs? Oh, you didn't mean the ORP Blyskawica.

    • @benselectionforcasting4172
      @benselectionforcasting4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@owlmessenger yep, was talking the Armia Krajowa's Improved SMG used to fight the Nazi's in the Warsaw Uprising. not the ORP Błyskawica

  • @bulletkingaming2808
    @bulletkingaming2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Having toubles with riots?
    Use flamethrowers and pressure water hose! You can scare em while spraying em rioters when they get lit up! 10/10...

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and yet you'd probably still get people complaining about the use of "excessive force" on the "peaceful protesters"

  • @stephanl1983
    @stephanl1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the few moments I live in Germany, here are conversion kits like the CAA Micro Roni free available, and when you use them with a Pistol like a Glock, it's still a f....ng pistol, not a SBR!

    • @vincentvega1438
      @vincentvega1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually NO. To own micro roni you need to have a reason... cant just buy one.

  • @spaceage_bagels6677
    @spaceage_bagels6677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You've heard this already but white claw tastes like tv static while someone else screams a name of a fruit from a different room #akgnotificationsquad

  • @3rdPedalBestPedal
    @3rdPedalBestPedal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Brandon I need you to do a react video of Ian's "worst AK ever" video. The world needs it.

    • @klaasvaak-fw7yx
      @klaasvaak-fw7yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am literally watching this video to look for this comment

    • @TheKILLERDESTRUCTION
      @TheKILLERDESTRUCTION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Justin Martin do you want to see Brandon lose his shit?
      Or crying for 20 mins straight?

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow....just wow🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @odin6675
    @odin6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    hey Bran keep up the great memes !

    • @charliefleener1409
      @charliefleener1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you really on half name basis with Brandon or "Bran" as you say? If so, how can I achieve that status? Does he let you touch his hair? Also interested in that status!

    • @ColinJMonge
      @ColinJMonge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Brandon, or Papa Kalash. He's not a cereal lol

  • @rpgames1401
    @rpgames1401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now your over halfway to 2mil thank you Brandon for educating us and doing what you do best

  • @meb0887
    @meb0887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Acre Gold:
    When companies start running out of ideas for subscription services

  • @nekodaN3K0
    @nekodaN3K0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Someone send the ak that forgotten weapons found...he Will love it

    • @antoniobeltranthesumosnipe8634
      @antoniobeltranthesumosnipe8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its been spammed to him. Keep an eye on the obituaries, just in case....

    • @rogerj412
      @rogerj412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I posted the same thing in Ian's video. I'm glad people have listened.

    • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
      @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like he'll drink himself into a weeklong stupor, but we still wanna see that lol

  • @adriank5199
    @adriank5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    CHAZ, the free Community with segregated gardens/farms

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And a wall and guns and demanding papers to come in.

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And brownshirts to police your lemonade stand

    • @howard7689
      @howard7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny how even the hippies know some people won't pull their weight.

    • @claytonatkinson865
      @claytonatkinson865 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SoMuchFacepalm I’ve gone so far as to ask actual South Africans about apartheid and, have found that absolutely nobody wants to discuss what it is/was or why it was so terrible. Could you enlighten me?

  • @royclash
    @royclash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The only people who can stop CHAZ is the ghost recon ghost team.

    • @KineticTaco
      @KineticTaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. No

    • @TriggerVR657
      @TriggerVR657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexander M. Get nomad in there and everyone will get clapped

    • @TriggerVR657
      @TriggerVR657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexander M. We know that ghosts aren’t real. But don’t ruin the jokes plz

    • @royclash
      @royclash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Alexander M. It's a joke, but I'm sure if they sent experienced officers from Chicago, CHAZ will die from the inside in half an hour.

  • @TundraTactical
    @TundraTactical 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    brandon youre a champ buddy! thanks for being a great friend and hosting a fantastic crew on an amazing channel! long live THE AK GUY!

  • @sergeyalaev9393
    @sergeyalaev9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Capitol hill depending independence
    Russia: Did someone say ANNEX?!

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CHAZ: *Declares Independence*
      Confederate ghosts: OH! So it's totally okay when you dope smoking freaks do it but when WE did it we're literally worse than Hitler.

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not funny, you are wrong.

    • @sergeyalaev9393
      @sergeyalaev9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 it will be when it happens.

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sergeyalaev9393 Crimea was and is Autonomous Republic. It can democratically choose what country it wants to be in.
      60% voted "Russia"

    • @sergeyalaev9393
      @sergeyalaev9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 yeah yeah...Russia...democracy...tell me about it, commie.

  • @cardsfanbj
    @cardsfanbj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Gun memes, come dull my pain!"
    #AKGNotificationSquad

  • @AA-yx2kf
    @AA-yx2kf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If this channel is the "A" channel. The other channel should be renamed the "K" channel. Just saying...

  • @maxwellblue7355
    @maxwellblue7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I'm sounding very bitter today, I'm not trying to be"
    It's cause you are slowly transforming into a white women that drinks white claws and thinks keto will be the answer to her bikini body transformation.

    • @accovers9314
      @accovers9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a good home. Not just mocking for white claw XD

    • @accovers9314
      @accovers9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joke*

  • @adenkyramud5005
    @adenkyramud5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only ten months after this and he's over the million KEKW

  • @jmullentech
    @jmullentech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LMAO "Jamie, pull that up" 😂 I see what ya did there. Well played.

  • @dinoistired
    @dinoistired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Everybody gangsta in CHAZ until the M1 Abrams shows up

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah gimme a Taliban pickup truck with a PKM on it instead of an M2

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wokedog1799 show em how the real insurgencys done

  • @jeramyw
    @jeramyw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Iron Giant needs a sequel. Also, can we just go in undercover and receive weapons and then... keep them so they don't have them?
    #akgnotificationsquad

    • @trashboy1766
      @trashboy1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, they would screw it up, its awesome, I dont think we need a sequel or reboot

    • @jeramyw
      @jeramyw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trashboy1766 There's a high possibility that it would be screwed up. In which case, just pretend it doesn't exist.

    • @novashnova1232
      @novashnova1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude that would be amazing, the gun idea that is. Just go in, say how you "support" their protesting and such, turn the convo slowly into you saying you support having the armed group, but hint that you'd want to teach them proper handling better (make some bs up about either military experience or a safety trainer), and when you find out where they are storing the weapons, bring your car around, load it up, and gtfo.

    • @jeramyw
      @jeramyw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@novashnova1232 If only I wasn't on the other side of the country. "What's up people of all races and sexualities? I'm here to support your cause. I just want to check out the arsenal brah. I like have some experience with that kinda stuff." * Goes in and takes all the firing pins or something. *

    • @novashnova1232
      @novashnova1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeramyw Nah just make it a genuine convo, and talk gun talk (which they wont even know since they have no knowledge), and pretend you'd help train them or some shit. Load everything up then get out

  • @raskolnikovsghost2701
    @raskolnikovsghost2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Hostess Tokarev Grips are called Chocolate Zingers.

  • @kaisaniatan263
    @kaisaniatan263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    America: We’re letting guns back into schools and churches
    America: Hipsters are starting a country with an authoratative twist and a leader who doesn’t know how to correctly wield an automatic weapon
    America: Another day, Another innocent black man, another pew pew
    America: Oh, yeah COVID counts are rising past the atmosphere as we speak
    Me: *Confused screaming

    • @HauptmannKrause
      @HauptmannKrause 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a single year has gone by since 2016 where 365 blacks have been shot to death, let alone innocent ones. Also, don’t put allowing individuals’ right to self-defense in the same group as other nasty things.

    • @sidgar1
      @sidgar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      None of those guns were automatic. Guns in schools are for the staff, not the kids. Businesses and churches are still shut down by COVID but the riots and protests are being supported and encouraged by liberal city governments and the media. It's clear to see which direction the entire issue is slanted to.

    • @kaisaniatan263
      @kaisaniatan263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, got it. Thanks for the heads up.

  • @robertthalberg5804
    @robertthalberg5804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Haha no one:
    Absolutley no one:
    CHAZ: Ima fight tyrrany with tyrrany cuz that works
    #akgnotificationssquad

    • @TheGM-20XX
      @TheGM-20XX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is called fighting fire with fire.

  • @JSDFEnthusiast
    @JSDFEnthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "We dont want you to have guns, only the police"
    "A man is in my house I need the police"
    *Who uh...coughs...who doesn't have guns and wanted to defund us. You?*

    • @BepisBoi69
      @BepisBoi69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know what we need? A completely restructured law enforcement system, tax changes, and better walls between children and lethal weapons. Adults? Everyone who is safe and sane should have a firearm for self defense. If you fail to meet the requirements, you get government money for therapy/treatment in order to help you meet the requirements. in order to facilitate that, we increase taxes on major environmental strains(oil, nonrenewable energy, logging, and certain types of farming). We lower taxes on necessities (basic ingredients and foodstuffs, bottled water, amenities, and hygiene products). Impose better restrictions on rent prices, so that homeless people have a place of residence with which to apply for work. Citizens have a firearm licence similar to a driver's license, and owned weapons can be registered for free through a website. Taxes scale based on a combination of employment, net worth, and weekly work hours, so that rich people who sit on their asses pay more than those who work hard, and the poor who work multiple jobs to survive don't starve from taxes. Draft sign-ups are no longer essentially mandatory, and the military budget is cut by 15%, still leaving us the largest military on the planet but providing funding for schools and hospitals.

    • @RobotDCLXVI
      @RobotDCLXVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BepisBoi69 yeah, no thanks. Might as well stipulate a license to procreate. How about we don't go all minority report and just punish people that fuck up instead of fucking everyone.

    • @darthvicvb
      @darthvicvb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BepisBoi69 liberty through authoritarianism, huh? Sounds legit.. /eyeroll

    • @frostylapine
      @frostylapine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Sad Lmao yeah no I’m good buddy. How about we leave it the way it is because it works just fine.

  • @jacobofthelandofoz8336
    @jacobofthelandofoz8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “CHAZ” residents “hey mom with your next shipment of hot pockets can you send gold, AK jesus says I need it” #akgnotificationsquad

  • @mrbenthedog8347
    @mrbenthedog8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Mess with the Lord's hour, get the SIG Sauer!"
    -Jack "Big Iron Dick" Wilson Dec 29,2019

  • @seanobrien5677
    @seanobrien5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Neverland of freedom" love that quote, an how do you know its time to go to bed at Neverland?
    The little hand touches the big hand ;) lol

  • @w00tb0ss
    @w00tb0ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Some squirty bois" i laughed to ded

  • @tmuchinfo9671
    @tmuchinfo9671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Rappers: I am the most dangerous person in the world. Brandon: hold my beer.

    • @inconel7185
      @inconel7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my cannonball, rather.

    • @w00tb0ss
      @w00tb0ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my whiteclaw and hand me vodka and Kalashnikov. Boogaloo!

  • @wishtobeamodder4302
    @wishtobeamodder4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh hopefully someone makes a Netflix adaptation of the “Republican of Chaz” and call it ‘How I became a republican’

  • @jdlnz9484
    @jdlnz9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You wanted to be safe from the government so you became a stupid government” -R&M

  • @southerngunnut5661
    @southerngunnut5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m glad you touched on this Atlanta bs. It’s going crazy down here. And you said it exactly right.

  • @spencer2613
    @spencer2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The Iron Giant is the best movie ever made.

  • @Daves-not-here
    @Daves-not-here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s fine that you sound bitter talking about that stuff. It makes me furious what’s happening in the country.

  • @milesgerschefske6231
    @milesgerschefske6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Commies to everyone right of stalin: you cant be a nazi we had a war about it.
    Meme lords: you cant split from our nation and start your own, we had already had war about that.

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean a lot of ppl seem to think anyone left of center is a commie

    • @I_Hate_Youtube_Handles
      @I_Hate_Youtube_Handles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's gonna be real funny when the riots blow over, and we park like an Abrams infront of each entrance. Like what are they going to do shoot at it with their dinky lil AKs and ARs.

    • @w.callens1629
      @w.callens1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      usa: you cant wave that flag , we've already had a war about that.

    • @w.callens1629
      @w.callens1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeosPraetorian the center in the USA is the right for the rest of the world.

    • @foxxinrox
      @foxxinrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeosPraetorian I mean a lot of people seem to think anyone right of left is a racist homophobic nazi.

  • @KodiakAct
    @KodiakAct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We wouldn't have to worry about the ATF if someone abolished them... #JoJorgensen2020

  • @yungdymebag1790
    @yungdymebag1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Jamie, pull that up.” LMAO THE JRE REFERENCE😂😂

  • @griffinmarks1697
    @griffinmarks1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's ok the guards at chaz all have palmetto rifles, they'll jam after the first shot