There is absolutely no way the voice actors were being serious. They probably saw how cheap this was gonna be and just decided to have fun and troll a little.
I love how we never find out what Pinocchios dream is, he just goes off and tries to chase after a girl with blue hair and pronouns. It’s honestly in character 😭😭😭
@@jocelynecupcake no it's not thay bad, but like... the girl's hair is animated sooo smoothly compared to basically everything else??? for what reason?? it looks kinda weird
I think there's a goldmine in the Sussynocchio cinematic universe. They don't even need the Russian studio since all they need is Pauly Shore and the rest of the cast cause the visuals aren't memorable.
The only value this movie could theoretically have is if this gay-ness is intact in the original Russian, then it could work as a sort of subversive anti-government thing, like Slineko
It’s honestly hilarious how Tom Kenny’s vocal talent was wasted on this so much that he voiced in the superior Guillermo Del Toro version which the success of it was a big compensation for him
There is absolutely no way the voice actors were being serious. They probably saw how cheap this was gonna be and just decided to have fun and troll a little.
I hope so. It makes for a much more fun explanation.
Well despite it being cheap, its WAY BETTER than the Disney versions
@@jocelynecupcake It’s definitely more entertaining
@@merlinho0t yeah, and less creepy. I know I hate the old Disney version and most people don't but I don't understand why people like it
FR💀
“WE HAD SO MUCH BUDGET WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF IT ON”
“The girls hair”
It moves so smoothly, it looks like she's underwater.
They stole it.
you best believe they spent it all on paul shore, and good investment too!
That thing has a life of its own
Cocaine
*”skideeskideeskideeskidee” HAD ME ON THE FLOOR DYING 💀*
My headcanon is that is femboy Pinocchio's giggity giggity
Same 😅
Same.
This is such a so bad it’s good movie, but it’s also unironically funny
Skibidi 😱😱😱
I like how concerned his dad looks in every scene 💀
*daddy 😏
Felt
Old timer wasn't ready for this world.
@@BigKnecht fr
It's gepetto bro.
Budget distribution for this movie:
10% for the plot
5% for the voice actors
85% on the girl's hair
Yo no it's more like 50% the girls hair, 20% voice actors and 30% plot, it's a great movie! Better than the creepy Disney versions
You're forgetting about his high quality material
The animation: 😭
This is dubbed
@@jocelynecupcakego watch youtube kids, you aren’t safe here
"You're too, unusual for this world..." 6 seconds later: **Talking cat with weird outfit and standing on 2 legs**
said Gepetto to the talking horse. 😂
WITH A GUN!
Not to mention carrying a whole ass pistol.
The comments have me dying
Theyre all homophobic 😭
i nearly woke up my family laughing at 'worldussy'
I died laughing SO MUCH!! 🤣🤣🤣
ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜssʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ's sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘᴜssʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴜʜ-sᴇᴇ
Pinocchio: *just casually exists*
The talking cat: Mamma Mia! A wooden boy. *starts shooting*
Mama Mia
A wooden boiiii
My my I guess I’ll start blasting
300th like
He immediately became my favorite character after that
The horse and Pinocchio had more chemistry than Bella and Pinocchio in the entire movie.
dad and son relationship
@@killerzombie555DADDY and son 💅💅
@@mahnoorahmad1690I prefer seeing Tybalt and Leonardo Davinci father as a closeted gay couple raising Pinocchio, but you do you
0:23 IM A *BŒY* AND I’M *ALIÆAÆAÆVE* 💀
So if Pinocchio knew he was a boy, does that mean Gappetto made him ya know...... one of those......?
@@Monkey-081hs oh… 😀
@@Monkey-081hswhy else do you think a weird old man living in the middle of no where would built a little wooden boy?
@@Oblivitana He wanted a son/grandkids in the og
@@Monkey-081hs dude, just say gay 💀
The whole scene of pussicchio asking Tybalt to be his daddy and Tybalt himself questioning their relationship... Like... What's going on👁️👄👁️
THE HORSE'S NAME IS "TYBALT"??? I thought he was keep calling the damn horse "Tibbles"
@@HawShule lol everyone thought his name was Tibbles because of the VA pronunciation, until the dad said his name 😭💀
PUSSICHIO HAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD
@@HawShule I thought his name was "Teabold "or smth like that...
I thought his name was like Tybault or Tibault, but I like Tibbles too
"I like women" * Pinocchio's nose grows*
Nah he's a homoflexible king ❤
LOL
[0:26] "Even if they find me, I can pretend to be a tree stump." LMFAO I'M DIEING, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS PINOCCHIO 💀
THAT PART HAD ME DEAD 💀 WHAT WAS HE GONNA DO-
PFFTTHHAHAHAHA
LMAO
when material was playing, the lip sync was weirdly good
Especially the "Miami 💅"
Better than the actual movie syncing🤣
2:04 ??
@@B0MBS_H0MEits 0:38
Well the original movie was in Russian, so the lip-syncing would be in Russian.
I love how we never find out what Pinocchios dream is, he just goes off and tries to chase after a girl with blue hair and pronouns. It’s honestly in character 😭😭😭
It was the worldussy
@@yuki97kira that only makes sense
The way he says "It's just me 💅" kills me every time lol
Why is it so hilarious how he says it
2:01
Pinocchio sounds drunk throughout the whole thing and I just keep expecting him to throw up/ pass out 💀
Because he’s voiced by Pauly Shore who is known to have absolute stoner comedy.
Which is why I like it
@@anthonylong9067 we love pauly shore LMFOA
Thank you DADDY! I knew you wouldn't say no! *skidiskdiskidi!*
Bye daddyyyy! Buh byeeeee! 😩🫶
...skibidi?
1:10 bro got straight up shot by a cat standing on 2 legs💀
Bruh these is nothing straight about this guy.
the gun wasnt even pointing in his direction dude missed by so far
You mean *gay* up shot?
never thought talking tom would be homophobic... 💔
"he's special" said the talking horse.
Still a better version than the real life one Disney made
Live action*.
The real life one is carlo collodi director's bizarre thing.
Significantly better!
YES
Still better than BOTH Disney ones....
Seriously idk why anyone would choose to watch a movie made in 1940 over a movie made in 2022
@@jocelynecupcakeit has better qualities better voice actors better story
As a British horse rider I can confirm we all ride bareback and sing our praises to the king as we leap through a window onto our unsuspecting horse
My horse would definitely call me a clown if she could😂
Is the skideeskideeskidee required?
Ok but bareback in this context 💀💀💀
that feeling when dubbing makes a cartoon 1000 times better
1:32 Dee skidee skidee skidee (what I hear)LANKA!
Why does he sound like Quiqmire hha
@@arttemka2536quigmire
why did they spend 3/4 of the budget on the girls hair 😭
The animation's not THAT bad. You're just used to Disney/Pixar stuff
@@jocelynecupcake no it's not thay bad, but like... the girl's hair is animated sooo smoothly compared to basically everything else??? for what reason?? it looks kinda weird
@DDarkooobut it’s cool tho
The fact that the lip sync doesn't even go with what they're saying is murdering me
Exactly😭
Y'know how dubs are :P
cuz the movie is originally russian, the lip sync was made for the russian lines. It is dubbed in english
I feel like even if it wasn’t a dub, I feel like it wouldn’t have been better 😭
"I have to tell you something. I don't even like you!" 😂💀
Skiddi😭😩skiddi🤪🤪✨✨🥵🥵skiddi✨✨🤪😏😭skiddi😩😩😏😏🥵🥵✨✨😭😭
HELPP😭😭
Skiddi tolet
I just heard this at like 1 in the morning and i started goofily giggling and casually cackling im dead lmao
Bye daddyyyy! Buh byeeeee! 😩🫶
I think he said : skinny skinny skinny skinny 💅🏻✨👁️👄👁️
"i wanna be like everyone else... but ig im just doomed to be gay" GOODNIGHT
"reehskidiskidiskidi, RHAKDHA! "
True art.
1:25 why did he say it like that😭
LMFAO RN
0:49 WORLDUSSY🤑
I LOVE HOW YOU MADE IT GAY INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT IN THE TITLE😂
“YASS TYBALT” had me dying
The horse has better voice acting than Pinocchio.
He's voiced by John Header
He has the whole ✨ WORLDUSSY✨
''But the real clown here is you pinoccio''
Pinocchio is just speaking in caps constantly lmao
IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT 0:42 IM RIGHT NEXT TO MY DAD- 😭
Hahahhahahaha this has become one of my favorite videos EVER! Thank you for the laughs
2:24 bro is being roasted by a horse
I only clicked because the title is hilarious but I dont regret it
This movie makes my brain hurt but it also makes me so fucking happy and I have no idea why.
0:01 literally one second into the video and I'm already laughing my ass off 😭
0:58 i like how the way they were edit made them look like their frustrating not to say GAY
lol
Pinocchio on his horse flexing be like :
"sKINny SkinnY SkInNy sKinnY✨💅🏻"
2:20 THATS IT THATS IT IM DEAD IM DECEASED 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I think there's a goldmine in the Sussynocchio cinematic universe. They don't even need the Russian studio since all they need is Pauly Shore and the rest of the cast cause the visuals aren't memorable.
The rest of the cast? Excuse me Tom Kenny totally killed it as Jepetto! Also this is way better than the old Disney version
The only value this movie could theoretically have is if this gay-ness is intact in the original Russian, then it could work as a sort of subversive anti-government thing, like Slineko
Or we just worship the voice of the almighty pauly shore
“Skideeskideeskideeskidee” omg it really feels like they DIRECTLY translated it directly from Russian to English in google translate
Nah the voice after must have been laughing his ass off
Pauly Shore is always a delight lmao
0:36 Material girl😂😂
"But Fiona...💅"
He wanted THE HORSE to be his daddy? Damn, Pinocchio you are a stingy greedy ultra power bottom.
All of the movie budget went into animating Bella's hair.
I have no idea why but the animation gives me big barbie nutcracker vibes.
2:12 I want to be like everyone EALLZZ
I RED THAT AS BALLS 💀
im just doomed to be gay👁👄👁
I just love how perfectly synced the voice audio and the mouth movement totally are
Not me hearing “from the POOSÆY” of my heart
I can't keep up with Pauly Shore 😂
bro is just peak 👌
THE CAPTIONS MAKE IT SO MUCH BETTER BROO 😭
There's no captions for me 😭😭😭
The wooden Curt hummel , and I oop, skedee skedee skedee 😆
This whole movie is high quality material
fAther telL me 💅💅 whEn can I leAve to be On my oWnnnNn 🤨🤨💅💅 i'vE got tHe wHolE woRlduSsyyy 💅💅💅✨✨💄
When the talking horse tells you you're too gay for this world it's probably meant something.
1:58 😭😭😭😭
Skideee-skidee-skidee! Lach-a!
Pinocchio sounding like Frankenstein saying he's alive
this is so underrated
tybalt is such baddie💅
gurl tybalt is a WHORSE
@Jamstar , omg ur right!!!💅😍🫦
Pinocchio was carved from the tree trunk cause it’s the bottom of a tree 🙏
Pinnochio be sounding like a drunk zesty boy that blue haired girl sound like an anima girl 😭🖐️
Yeahhh.. this is full on fruity asf I can't lmao- 💀
Pinoslaychio 💅👁👄👁💅❤️🔥.
'Worldussy' LMAO
As a licensed and practicing homosexual.
I approve. This is exactly what goes on in my mind 100% of the time.
1:04 DUDE ⚰️⚰️⚰️
0:30 bro just...😭whyyyy
0:13 oh that sounds like when you open a bottle of poppe....eerrr, nevermind
finish the sentence. FINISH THE SENT
He sounds like flamingo at 1:37
the fact that flamingo is playing on my tv rn💀
Blud replied an year later 💀
"Dee skidee skidee"😂😂
they spent all the budget on the girl's hair
LMAO “from the BOTTOM” *shows pinochio*
I love the "3 minutes straight" turned into "3 minutes gay"😂😂😂
"✨eeh skidi skidi skidi BlUnkAh✨"
These actors sound like they are actually Martians trying really hard to not be discovered.
Pauly Shore is a legend!!!!!!
And that my friends is why this movie just won an Oscar
This is the goofiest, most fruitiest movie ever
*dee skidee skidee skidee* 💀
Yah-cha! Hahaha! Bai daddee bai bai!
i honestly hope the actors were just pranking the director because I don’t want them actually saying that because of the script lol
The budget was so cheap they hired a zesty man 💀💀
I don’t know why but worldussy is seriously hilarious
Tbh I want another Pinocchio but make him way sassier and with a high asf sounding story.
This dub sounds like parody itself
Is this the truly voice of Pinocchio?? Or is this just a *FANDUB???*
no that’s literally his voice lmfao 😭😭
His original voice in Russian sounds better, but yeah, this is the official English dub
That's just how Pauly Shore sounds 😭😭
his voice is so obnoxious 💀
she got Bratz hair physics broo
It’s honestly hilarious how Tom Kenny’s vocal talent was wasted on this so much that he voiced in the superior Guillermo Del Toro version which the success of it was a big compensation for him
"you are too unusual for this world"
man, you are the one who talks to the horse.
Not the worldussy
Yesss tybalt 😩
I hAvE a SpEcIaL mOsT tReAsUrEd DrEaM