Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Mark: "What's the difference between a steam room and a sauna? 🤔"
    Joe: "Steam"
    🤣

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queefing out of my own anal here!

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quite steamy

  • @jackhorsley3912
    @jackhorsley3912 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Joe and Mark are the funniest pairing I’ve ever seen, the way they just riff off each other and how they interact is gold

    • @the1only467
      @the1only467 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The way they get each other is beautiful. They’re a lot alike yet still have their own personalities.

  • @s_r3go7
    @s_r3go7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    that was a classic, grade A, old school, textbook, toot of an episode.

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m queefing out of my own anal here!

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dees enwurds craaazy!

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you start wearing SmartWool socks, you won’t be throwing hem out until they fall apart. You don’t have to wash them for days (unless you have fungus feet) because the wool is anti microbial by nature.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidperez5089 So you obviously didn’t listen to the cast, just troll the comments.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgendaInMind I must've spaced out or ff too far after ads, jeez...
      Time stamp!

  • @larrycampbell5345
    @larrycampbell5345 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love being able to see both of you hang out in your socks during this podcast it has made my day you have no idea

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I'm always 100% pleased with this show

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      all mark does is.
      YAHHAAAHHHAHAH COMEDY
      YAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      COMEDY
      AATTAYTHHYYAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AdamThoba2 queef it up brother!

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _If you could kindly do the survey on the back of your receipt, we’ll give you a free whopper!_

    • @jujubean1185
      @jujubean1185 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even when Mark is fuming about posters 😂😂😂

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How does Mark do that “oooooweeee” the same exact way every time?! Lmao

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually went to bed last night instead of watching so now.... I can watch this on Tuesday! Classic!

  • @aidnlckr
    @aidnlckr ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m so happy Chuck is there to ease my frustration when the two of them cannot finish a thought. Thanks Chuck! I’m gay

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can he help on 2 bears? 😂

  • @bmc4175
    @bmc4175 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What a great podcast. Mark is the goat in podcasting
    Comedy

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve been queefing out of my own anal non stop for the past week. What do I do now??
      Handstand?

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marks shoulders got to be sore from carrying Joe all these years

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@qcrew2938Joe's specials are better.

  • @dustystephens7387
    @dustystephens7387 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Richard Pryor and all of the whites before that..😂😂

  • @ryandavis2439
    @ryandavis2439 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The discharge glue had me in stitches!

  • @CumulusBurn
    @CumulusBurn ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I’m bored in my cubicle. I need your marriage to end.” 🤣 Chuck’s back there just lovin it! Christ, that had me laughing hard.
    These two rat bastards could talk about string cheese for an hour and it’d be gold. Greatest comedy pod!

  • @tylerolsonfilms
    @tylerolsonfilms ปีที่แล้ว +239

    My fathers gay

  • @SteveMagnante
    @SteveMagnante ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have full confidence you guys will create 7 fresh episodes in the few days you have to make them. I'll tune in! Enjoy Australia Mark! And Joe, I dig your stuff too!

  • @vcinig92
    @vcinig92 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "well isnt it nice to eat out your slave?"
    Mark asking the important questions

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queefing out of my own anal here?

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to be picky...But I'd prefer weekends off.

  • @steratorefriends6596
    @steratorefriends6596 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Really needed this. Thanks fellas

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good to see Mark and The King of Content

  • @nikhilshirke293
    @nikhilshirke293 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s Tuesday in India :). What a treat in the morning!

    • @tmacfan824
      @tmacfan824 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My name is Vikram and I am gay! (Nick Mullen Voice)

    • @nikhilshirke293
      @nikhilshirke293 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tmacfan824 Hi Vikram. That’s alright, my father’s gay!

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mom is dad

  • @pressrepeat2000
    @pressrepeat2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Always the best, never disappoints. I just don’t understand how every episode can be so funny. Always cheers me up as so, any laugh out loud moments.

  • @gordonvshumway
    @gordonvshumway ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have 2 broken ribs. I have been able to hold in every laugh for weeks. The "how long have you been doing it" from Normand set me back. Goddamn hahaha

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anything like two broken girls?
      🙏

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first “DUn dun” In the intro always gets me a little fired up

  • @taymeck8108
    @taymeck8108 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Love mondays now lol 😊

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? Are you queefing out of your own anus on Mondays?

  • @BoxForSobriety
    @BoxForSobriety ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Joe List long legs belong on every male mannequin in the mall

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 ปีที่แล้ว

      both are homoerotic....esp opening their legs...also Mark is a hack.....YAAHAHAHAHAHA
      comedy YAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queefin out of my own anal here. Haramdulilah

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a far away gay in Washington state, I want to thank the boys for the weekly consistency. My Tuesday morning ritual on the way to work! Thanks fellas!

    • @calebwallace2117
      @calebwallace2117 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too, tuesgay from WA state

    • @treylyde999
      @treylyde999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@calebwallace2117 Same Texas

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m from the northwest, I now live on the east coast and I hate how people here refer to DC as “Washington” where in the NW we say Washington for Washington.

    • @jewyork718
      @jewyork718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bham tuesgay

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This episode gave me lots of out loud laughs. You guys are great!

  • @Mafisera
    @Mafisera ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Mark takes a pause after saying apeshit😂😂😂

  • @Lissssssah11
    @Lissssssah11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Beau is HARD (almost spit out my coffee) lololol

  • @ericmelton3196
    @ericmelton3196 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been going backwards through all the episodes (I’m at about 320). They’re all great but I do love the subtle things that Chuck being there adds to the newer ones.

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu ปีที่แล้ว

      The old school gays hate Chuck. They’re pretty rough on him on Reddit. I wouldn’t say I’m an old school tuesgay but I’ve been listening to the show for about five years and I don’t mind Chuck. I think him pushing for the extra content for patreon is increasing their income too so I don’t think they will get rid off him

  • @gixxer562
    @gixxer562 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:14 Mark you made me spit out my chipotle lol at this 😂😂😂 comedy!

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love not another teen movie and quote it daily . _break it down ninjas!_ na na na na na na na na

  • @anonymous-cp2gy
    @anonymous-cp2gy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love this podcast

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    47:35
    Loved the digs at the Silver Hack 🤣

  • @LiteralApe
    @LiteralApe ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fantastic ep, finally the boy speaks his mind about Rogan! Now all thats left is shane to man-up and speak his mind too

  • @patrickharris2013
    @patrickharris2013 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂Goddamn this podcast is something else man. I don't think you could give me a bad ep of these guys, they just keep KILLING

  • @Brrrax21
    @Brrrax21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been gay for 4 years now! My favorite pod, every week!
    Don't let the old hags get you down!

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Joe, but a little part of me wanted the cap to be loose on that water bottle! 😂❤ Great episode

  • @garryjohalcomedy
    @garryjohalcomedy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank the lord. I need this like Jada needs hair

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep Joe List’s teeth out yo f****n mouth!

    • @andyboy4444
      @andyboy4444 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep my wife's bush out your mouf

  • @Larry-o2x
    @Larry-o2x ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoy seeing Joe List socked feet during the podcast I hope he continues to do this all the time in the future podcast

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Is something recording us?!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @dirtnapbikes
    @dirtnapbikes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw Species in the THEATER with my parents when I was 13...a real queef for sure

  • @jaredgreenwald3072
    @jaredgreenwald3072 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay another ep! Love you guys, hope you're doing well

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "THE JUICE...IS A LOOSE!" - 8th Grade Joe

  • @toolegittoquit789
    @toolegittoquit789 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Mark said: “Two Wongs…” *points at Joe*
    Joe should have said:
    “Don’t make White… they make another Wong”

    • @rhettlink9805
      @rhettlink9805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      POINTS
      🤭👁🇺🇸✊🏿

  • @sausagehappymealx9931
    @sausagehappymealx9931 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mondays with stories

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you come up with that?!? That’s hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ah is that right?! I thought it was a Jew in Brooklyn!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @tim8753
    @tim8753 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reminds me of how I used to get excited as a kid to watch tgif tv shows on Thursday

  • @thesnapperlapper2559
    @thesnapperlapper2559 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When it's nothing but BS, it's the best, great EP

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am just a priest standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am just a priest standing in front of a boy, asking him to -love- _blow_ me.

  • @ryanvincenec3511
    @ryanvincenec3511 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn. Joe List! Nas! Yes. Hopefully Illmatic

  • @spacejamgoliath
    @spacejamgoliath ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Number one with a bullet" 😂😂

  • @traceyroyer993
    @traceyroyer993 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! I just discovered that Mark's doing a show near me on my birthday! Yippee Skippy!!!

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fantastic pod!!! Great job guys!!!😂❤

  • @gfamily5881
    @gfamily5881 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every sode I watch List becomes more of a Real American Hero to me

  • @aaronbradley
    @aaronbradley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Wallflowers singer is Jakob Dylan, son of Bob Dylan. Lennon’s kid is Sean Lennon, who is also a talented musician.

  • @liambraithewaite6415
    @liambraithewaite6415 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    More shoes off podcasts please

  • @bluescat59
    @bluescat59 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t know who’s having a better time in this ep: me or Chuck🤣🤣🤣🔥These queefs are ruining my Depends™️

  • @bradantcliff740
    @bradantcliff740 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally watched Beau is Afraid. More like : Joe is Afraid!! The Kooks! My God! The Kooks!!

  • @charliec2966
    @charliec2966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe List RULES

  • @michaelmcvey679
    @michaelmcvey679 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the subtle Frau Farbissina reference from Joe List

  • @benkosh488
    @benkosh488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This ep should've been named Big En word -chilada!

  • @matt2993
    @matt2993 ปีที่แล้ว

    I definitely wouldn't have expected Joe to enjoy Beau is Afraid lol

  • @Bennydyk
    @Bennydyk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great show!!!!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Parker Posey is the thinking man's Sandra Bullock.

  • @Lissssssah11
    @Lissssssah11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out on a Limb is my fave Broderick flick

  • @Sauciest-sensei
    @Sauciest-sensei ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Get in there! ya queefs

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 ปีที่แล้ว

    46:47 Come to San Juan Bautista and you forget about all that stuff.

  • @norm4915
    @norm4915 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You have two beeps now?!” - greatest line in gay history

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would send Mark and Joe down a rabbit hole if I gave them the scoop.😂🤙🏽

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wallflowers stink, The offspring, don't even get me started.

  • @benavila5996
    @benavila5996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    honestly Joe, just do that for the thumbnail every time.

  • @floydawaight49
    @floydawaight49 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's brunch, lunch, dinner and dessert. Now I need a cocktail... PeaceOrElse

  • @aburns89
    @aburns89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:40 what’s the inside joke?

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel ปีที่แล้ว

    Pink mist! 😂😂

  • @markketchenjr9335
    @markketchenjr9335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s all pipes !! Best show “in ever “”in ever “

  • @Patrick-fj2fs
    @Patrick-fj2fs ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe our periods are synced up. I just rewatched the OJ doc last week. When the jury tours OJ’s house and the defense puts up all those pictures of him with black people is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @teradaloo
    @teradaloo ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe's crush on Parker Posey is so relatable that I forgive every time I've ever disagreed with him

  • @jh1828
    @jh1828 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If joe isn’t spread eagle is it even a thumbnail?

  • @Dr.AdolfSponge
    @Dr.AdolfSponge ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dont tell mark thats drones are already washing windows and houses.

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was hoping Joe had met Mick's other son, Kermit Jagger.

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:40 I just saw a clip of OJ on somebody’s pod.😂💀

  • @aipd
    @aipd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    45:50 AI Police Department here! Keepin' an eye on misbehaving AI 💻👀

  • @CoryHatfield
    @CoryHatfield ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Monday with Fun Gays

  • @OriRonen
    @OriRonen ปีที่แล้ว

    דקה 19:00 ג׳ו עושה חיקוי של מיק גאגר מול הבן של מיק גרגר
    דקה 39:00 בינה מלאכותית
    דקה 58:00 מארק רואה פורנו עם ההורים ב1993 🤣

  • @williamadele1864
    @williamadele1864 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the quote from when Joe says "like a tv game show".... i feel like it's from a movie but I cant remember and its killing me lol he mentioned it in this episode but I cant find it again. Anybody? Thanks in advance

  • @grahamdayy6043
    @grahamdayy6043 ปีที่แล้ว

    This pod should be called 'Joe Lists Notebook'

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Movie 43 with Chris Pratt and Anna Farris.

  • @emilyhenderson1740
    @emilyhenderson1740 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the sexiest podcast duo

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats Mark on Aussie trek...I hope the hecklers all go"hey.Where's JOE ?"

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s aaaaalllll pipes!

  • @mmc577
    @mmc577 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That jagger story is a Jungian synchronicity

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull ปีที่แล้ว

    God bless Mark Normand, he doesn't understand the infinite monkeys infinite typewriters theory, and he doesn't know the difference between a sauna and a steam room 😂

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 ปีที่แล้ว

    the worm
    🤣✊🏿🎶

  • @danielpaiva5362
    @danielpaiva5362 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a story Joe! Next time try to impersonate a million dollars, or your father’s approval.

  • @notDavidWayne
    @notDavidWayne ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember my teacher rolled in a TV and we watched the verdict live in 5th grade.

  • @nickb9379
    @nickb9379 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark’s “oh my lord” at 1:00:35 😂

  • @rekososa3175
    @rekososa3175 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shakespeare came up with runner-up 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n
    @b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God damn two rosas don’t make a wright brother killed me RIP

    • @oldghostbilly
      @oldghostbilly ปีที่แล้ว

      his throwaways are better than [many] comedians polished gems

  • @DrakeMonroe
    @DrakeMonroe ปีที่แล้ว

    "Two Wongs make a White". Almost had it, Jerry!

  • @greenstreet9745
    @greenstreet9745 ปีที่แล้ว

    great ep!!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh thank god for you guys!