True, however he should have a side branch resort called the Shoebox Memorial resort. If I remember correctly, he had a Bearer thrall in the first series named Shoes!! I'd be perfect!!✌😁
Or, God forbid, the demon summoning ones... There's also the fun of corrupted feats - they kinda suck for PvE, but there's fun to be had when your attacks cause explosions of corruption.
Appsro, a key will never be found for that chest. If you want a hint continue reading............ try bringing hearts from heros(dropped from several different NPC mini bosses across the map) bring lots and watch the spoil timer and you might get some really cool pet friends! It's a random chance for several different types so the more you bring the better your odds to get the one so big it'll blow your mind!
That cave you lot are checking out for "new friends" is one of the best places over all for general level 4 thralls. There are better thralls else where but this place has a few level 4 spawns that can be anything. So perfect for you guys. For fighters you want to look in the north but for builders to get level 4 dancers, cooks an carpenters that place is great to have a 4 thrall wheel near by and just farm thralls. Yes I know I just told Neebs to farm people, I don't know how to feel about it lol.
It's Conan, you put on a heavy asterisk of 'this shit is fucked up in any context where you're doing it to real people, but it's a video game so let's all just be adults about it.'
Hey Anthony if you build a slave camp near encampment up north near the mounds of the dead (If I remember correctly) the thralls will have star weapons when broken. You can take their weps and use them or deconstruct them to get the star Metal. Only other way to get Star Metal is from meteorites.
As a brazilian, I was very surprised about the song in the beginning. Even thought it was an add from a brazilian company... but it was actually in the video. Awesome.
my favorite line is Dora at the end "no, that's not true" just the emotion put into it I could really feel his expression about Asspro's state of mind lol
Stop listening to Anthony. All we need is Appsro, dora, Simon, and Neebs. You can’t replace the Wyvern King. Man I miss Thick. Sorry Ant in case you read this (which is unlikely due the the subscriber count). Fuck Glioblastoma. Miss you man
Excellent episode. My favourite bit is the top of Simon's house popping in after everything else. It's so tall, it doesn't all render in at the same time 😆
I love that, in the intro credits, Simon's tower is so massive that the only time you stop seeing it is when it unrenders or the camera turns a tight corner =D
Neebs, in my personal experience I found Conan city to be a great place for thralls, its relatively safe to walk around and look at the thralls. And all kinds of thralls spawn there plus high level ones. And if non spawn that you like, kill the city and wait a bit for more to respawn. You can hunt thralls, lvl up, and loot the corpses all in one place. Plus there’s water in the city, and you should be able to build your resort just outside the city!
Lost my job this week buy luckily I have booked a relaxing stay at Sandalis Resort and Spa. The future looks bright. Intensely bright. Shade would be nice...
I love the fact they are talking about needing shade while they are literally standing in the shade. You can see the sun going down and the shade slowly covering them! Lol
Neebs is so underrated... He hates needless killing, and this debauchery just shut him down... ZHe is hilarious when he wants to be funny... but playing the straight man just pits me in stitches!
Neebs, SImon and Anthony setting up a thrall camp: "HEY, they are setting up on my favorite spot for base building!" Neebs saying the place is awful: ".....Anthony, please invite me to be your material gatherer, I will help you build a paradise the shame the fools"
For the Sorceress in the mists, the shadow spell causes enemies to be frightened, as well as summoning spiders that poison and web patches that slow. Best used in areas without water.
The keys for that treasure chest are the hearts that are dropped from the Silent Legion heros, like Valis the Loyal, and also from the Silent Legion Boss. Also, the heart removes corruption if you eat it.
I've been waiting for Neeb's shocked disapproval ever since this series started. Also, canonically Zath is an evil god, as are most in the Conanverse, who would wholeheartedly approve of Appsro's sorcery so long as he was doing it for the benefit and glory of Zath.
When it comes to Sorcery in combat, most people have a Thrall to run in front because yeah as Apprso said, in the middle of combat spells can be quite difficult. But once you get high enough corruption you can use souls to upgrade your attributes & perks to special ones locked behind corruption levels for a bit of fun to make you stronger. Darkness spell, like a lot of of the spells are useful in PvP. Though there is a mass gather resource one which is great for PvE. You just go to somewhere like your forges where all the metal is, use the spell & everything in X radius of you gets harvested. Also Neebs, where you guys killed the.. T4 Thrall.. A Mitra Priest T4 can also spawn there you are correct.
@@GoreGutztheImpaler You can sacrifice pretty much any heart for different stuff. Even the one you put together with the pieces from the the Gator, Hive Queen, and the "Not Appearing in this Comment"
I'm glad someone commented the same thing I've been yelling at Appsro through the Monitor LOL He harvests the big spiders and crocs, just not the human then?
Man, that darkness spell would be such a pain in a pvp setting. Imagine trying to storm a compound and some sorcerer on a wall just blots out the sun while you're trying to rush the gate. Or you knock down the gate with a ram or trebuchet and a sorcerer blockes the gap with that lave rock barricade? Neat!
except it looks like it blocks out both friend an foes view so like appsro said useless :P not to mention how long you stand their casting it you'd be dead since they'd shoot ya lol
It would be hilarious if the Neebs crew went around the country renting billboards to advertise their "resorts", just to prove Anthony's point 16:51. Also: Appsro's gonna be so happy if Simon keeps wearing that hood.
What’s funny, I don’t think they realize, but Doraleous Death Animation and his stats shows he got poisoned to death by his own spider, and yeah they can poison you if your within attack range when they attack an enemy
I normally share animal facts, but fun-ish fact: you don't need to connect for an attack to be consider assault. Assault has more to do with causing fear or apprehension of imminent violence. Battery is the violence itself. Which is why when you hit someone you can be charged with both assault and battery.
Did Jeep Stuff in Battlebit yesterday, I loved you guys growing up👍 the BF4 days were peel high school gaming, congratulations on making this successful, I appreciate your minds and souls, have a great day
Apsro may look like a corpse now but once he gets the illusion spell he won't have to worry. With it you can sacrifice as many people as you want without getting ugly. Corruption is fun!
You were right Anthony the first time when Simon swung at you. That was Assault. The second time was Assault and Battery. You've got a good case here if you want to press charges. Appsro can be the judge.
Great episode. Not a fan of Simon covering that amazing hairstyle, but Appsro looking like an undead stripper gives me joy and hope in life. Hail Sithis! Zath can drown in a bath!
Sandalis Is so on brand for Anthony tbh lmao The whole resorts thing just gives me bread world vibes again
Hopefully won't become as corporately evil as Bread World, or maybe it will. Only time will tell
I got more of a Coolo De Mar vibe from those ads.
.... Does this mean we get to see Dora's inner Pyro or maybe even the Whispering Sniper.
😍💜💛
The breadlord will rise again!
oh my god im having flashbacks LMAO
24:20 😂
Simon: "Hmm... you took two things i didnt like and you put em together."
Neebs: "Both worlds! That's it! Friendcamp Resort!"
Should have been both worlds resort
lol, Appsro's Sorcery addiction is gold. Started out young and now looks like a walking corpse.
Spoilor strikes again!
@@JoseMolina-jz9hhYou kinda see appsro character as a corpse in the thumbnail and in the first 10secs of the video. But ok
That had me in tears, laughing so hard
I do get it though, in my world I was the one in our group riding the demon horse with 2 zombies following me and 50% corruption. Lol
The Dark Side is a portal to abilities some would say, unnatural.
When Appsro goes from _Mirdon_ to _Gilagorph._
_"I'm just doing it recreationally, I can quit when ever I want!... Are you _*_judging_*_ me?!"_
.... It was the same when ever he got the god guns in Battlefield... Lol. 😍💜💙
i was about to make this same reference.
Walken, Thesaurus you two stay the sh*t out of this!!!
@@billhicks808
_"... _*_Nose Wind Of The North!!_*_ ..."_
@@tazstidson4231 That combo was phat in the day. I remember me and my brother cleaning up with it way back when...
neebs resort should be called Shoes. “Likes Sandals, but better”
everything is better than sandals
True, however he should have a side branch resort called the Shoebox Memorial resort.
If I remember correctly, he had a Bearer thrall in the first series named Shoes!!
I'd be perfect!!✌😁
I read this in his voice 😂
Darkness is for PVP mainly. But cant wait for him to find all the zombie spells
Or, God forbid, the demon summoning ones... There's also the fun of corrupted feats - they kinda suck for PvE, but there's fun to be had when your attacks cause explosions of corruption.
Appsro, a key will never be found for that chest. If you want a hint continue reading............ try bringing hearts from heros(dropped from several different NPC mini bosses across the map) bring lots and watch the spoil timer and you might get some really cool pet friends! It's a random chance for several different types so the more you bring the better your odds to get the one so big it'll blow your mind!
90 seconds in and I’m getting Llamas With Hats vibes from Neebs and Appsro
“Aaaappsrooooo you can’t do that! That kills people!”
He was hungry, the kind of hungry that only hands will satisfy.
Thank you, I have to binge these again after this!
"You both are stuck, IM leading the way." The Duck is a delightful edition to conan. Dont ever change boss!!
That cave you lot are checking out for "new friends" is one of the best places over all for general level 4 thralls. There are better thralls else where but this place has a few level 4 spawns that can be anything. So perfect for you guys. For fighters you want to look in the north but for builders to get level 4 dancers, cooks an carpenters that place is great to have a 4 thrall wheel near by and just farm thralls. Yes I know I just told Neebs to farm people, I don't know how to feel about it lol.
The last person they killed in that cave was a named alchemist lol
@@-Gorby- Hahahaha OH NO! Alchemists can be a real bastard to find. witch doctors are always an option but get boring.
It's Conan, you put on a heavy asterisk of 'this shit is fucked up in any context where you're doing it to real people, but it's a video game so let's all just be adults about it.'
Hey Anthony if you build a slave camp near encampment up north near the mounds of the dead (If I remember correctly) the thralls will have star weapons when broken. You can take their weps and use them or deconstruct them to get the star Metal. Only other way to get Star Metal is from meteorites.
2:37 🤣you can still see Simons tower over the mountain..
As a brazilian, I was very surprised about the song in the beginning. Even thought it was an add from a brazilian company... but it was actually in the video. Awesome.
tomei um susto, achei q eu tinha aberto um comercial em outra aba
I thought it sounded like Thick!
@@colt4505 I'm not a fan of samba but it would have been rad to see Thick playing it.
It made me think of Weekend at Bernie's movie. Great movie.
Simon made me snot at "you put two things together I didn't like."
the wisp you can unsummon it, by summoning the wisp again, i know its weird but works.
the back and forth about friend camp was gold
my favorite line is Dora at the end "no, that's not true" just the emotion put into it I could really feel his expression about Asspro's state of mind lol
Anthony: "and now you've assaulted me."
Simon: "I haven't yet. I missed."
"We believe in believing in you." -AnthonyCSN
Man, that's good branding
I want to see appsro turn everything dark as fuck with Neebs and Simon around, while Dora goes to get more iron from the great forge.
Stop listening to Anthony. All we need is Appsro, dora, Simon, and Neebs. You can’t replace the Wyvern King. Man I miss Thick. Sorry Ant in case you read this (which is unlikely due the the subscriber count). Fuck Glioblastoma. Miss you man
This was such a great episode! You all are so great with storytelling and the editing in this episode was *chefs kiss*
The music for the intro, I loved! Lots of love from Brazil!
Excellent episode. My favourite bit is the top of Simon's house popping in after everything else. It's so tall, it doesn't all render in at the same time 😆
I love that, in the intro credits, Simon's tower is so massive that the only time you stop seeing it is when it unrenders or the camera turns a tight corner =D
19:45 an actual quality "that's what she said" joke. Well done.
17:50 Anthony was right the first time. Simon swinging at him would be assault, and then the 2nd attack where he makes contact would be battery.
Neebs, in my personal experience I found Conan city to be a great place for thralls, its relatively safe to walk around and look at the thralls. And all kinds of thralls spawn there plus high level ones. And if non spawn that you like, kill the city and wait a bit for more to respawn. You can hunt thralls, lvl up, and loot the corpses all in one place. Plus there’s water in the city, and you should be able to build your resort just outside the city!
"unlimited powa! "
- Appsro, in a quiet, raspy voice..... probably
Lost my job this week buy luckily I have booked a relaxing stay at Sandalis Resort and Spa. The future looks bright. Intensely bright. Shade would be nice...
I love the fact they are talking about needing shade while they are literally standing in the shade. You can see the sun going down and the shade slowly covering them! Lol
"I'm just stealing some souls... don't worry about it..." fantastic 😂
24:17 the emotion that Simon feels right now, I know it well lol
Neebs is so underrated... He hates needless killing, and this debauchery just shut him down... ZHe is hilarious when he wants to be funny... but playing the straight man just pits me in stitches!
Neebs, SImon and Anthony setting up a thrall camp: "HEY, they are setting up on my favorite spot for base building!"
Neebs saying the place is awful: ".....Anthony, please invite me to be your material gatherer, I will help you build a paradise the shame the fools"
Simon- "they could have been spaced out a little bit more"
Also Simon- have you thought about herringbone on these foundations?
Appsro must have been dabbling in dark magic. COLUMN OF FIRE!!!
For the Sorceress in the mists, the shadow spell causes enemies to be frightened, as well as summoning spiders that poison and web patches that slow. Best used in areas without water.
Appsro slowly turning into Voldemort. Gotta love it
Wonder if he's going to try to sacrifice one of the guys.
@@urazz7739 I hope so lol
5:38 " llama llama llama sheeeep donkey donkey donkey elephant. Boom." 😂
The keys for that treasure chest are the hearts that are dropped from the Silent Legion heros, like Valis the Loyal, and also from the Silent Legion Boss. Also, the heart removes corruption if you eat it.
I love that Anthony put bugs on friend camp resort and the other one is like champagne
12:18 loving the Dark Knight Rises reference lol
Everyone is playing Conan and Simon is playing "Only Up" 😂
I love having Anthony in the shows. Also, I would absolutely buy a Sandalis hat.
I've been waiting for Neeb's shocked disapproval ever since this series started. Also, canonically Zath is an evil god, as are most in the Conanverse, who would wholeheartedly approve of Appsro's sorcery so long as he was doing it for the benefit and glory of Zath.
If Doraleous' line, "Or having any hope" was ad libbed, he nailed it.
Neebs pushing absolutely nothing: "This doesn't even feel like work, does it, Frijoles?" 😆
Simon's building is the epitome of that weird stairway aren't you see In art galleries
I never thought I’d see the day where appsro would look like a smoker
lol 😂😂😂
When it comes to Sorcery in combat, most people have a Thrall to run in front because yeah as Apprso said, in the middle of combat spells can be quite difficult.
But once you get high enough corruption you can use souls to upgrade your attributes & perks to special ones locked behind corruption levels for a bit of fun to make you stronger.
Darkness spell, like a lot of of the spells are useful in PvP. Though there is a mass gather resource one which is great for PvE. You just go to somewhere like your forges where all the metal is, use the spell & everything in X radius of you gets harvested.
Also Neebs, where you guys killed the.. T4 Thrall.. A Mitra Priest T4 can also spawn there you are correct.
"Ooh I just chopped the performer's head off! ...that was a performance." ~Simon (20:14)
Was saving this for dinner tonight now I'm stuck in the hospital on an Iv thanks for lifting my spirit when I always need it the most
SANDALIS - “We believe in believing…..in beliefs?”
Appsro's comic timing is the best XD
You have to harvest 3 skull bosses for keys it's never in their inventory
No no this is the place where you sacrifice that bosses heart in the chest and you get monkeys in return. No keys
@@GoreGutztheImpalerThey must return to monke.
@@GoreGutztheImpaler You can sacrifice pretty much any heart for different stuff. Even the one you put together with the pieces from the the Gator, Hive Queen, and the "Not Appearing in this Comment"
@@GoreGutztheImpaleryou don't always get the monkey. You usually just get Hanumans Gift potions which give various (random) buffs.
I'm glad someone commented the same thing I've been yelling at Appsro through the Monitor LOL He harvests the big spiders and crocs, just not the human then?
I just love how Dora is constantly forced to watch everyone's bullshit with absolutely zero interest whatsoever
Man, that darkness spell would be such a pain in a pvp setting. Imagine trying to storm a compound and some sorcerer on a wall just blots out the sun while you're trying to rush the gate. Or you knock down the gate with a ram or trebuchet and a sorcerer blockes the gap with that lave rock barricade? Neat!
except it looks like it blocks out both friend an foes view so like appsro said useless :P not to mention how long you stand their casting it you'd be dead since they'd shoot ya lol
Anthony's Sandalis resort Yelp review, half a star. Neebs' Friendcamp Resort Yelp review 5 stars.
It would be hilarious if the Neebs crew went around the country renting billboards to advertise their "resorts", just to prove Anthony's point 16:51.
Also: Appsro's gonna be so happy if Simon keeps wearing that hood.
Get a “heart of a hero” from the forbidden city and go back to the cave… you’ll love it.
12:07 Neebs is busily talking you guys into helping him start a cult.
Aeeeew Neebs! Representou o Brasil na intro hein!
Sucesso rapazes!!!
I was not expecting that, that's awesome.
Que massa ver mais brazucas fãs do canal, mano.
Sabia que gostavam de coisas latinas, com Neebs falando espanhol e tal, mas a musica de carnaval realmente me surpreendeu.
Vim procurar esse comentário kk
What’s funny, I don’t think they realize, but Doraleous Death Animation and his stats shows he got poisoned to death by his own spider, and yeah they can poison you if your within attack range when they attack an enemy
the Sorc looks hilarious with the bolt ons and the rest of the body all next to death looking haha
The fact that there is a working active map and now for Simon there is arches to show the way. Wow. 😮😂
I normally share animal facts, but fun-ish fact: you don't need to connect for an attack to be consider assault. Assault has more to do with causing fear or apprehension of imminent violence. Battery is the violence itself. Which is why when you hit someone you can be charged with both assault and battery.
Did Jeep Stuff in Battlebit yesterday, I loved you guys growing up👍 the BF4 days were peel high school gaming, congratulations on making this successful, I appreciate your minds and souls, have a great day
I didn't know who Anthony was before this series.
He's quickly becoming my favorite character.
Best answer ever!
Simon: "what is the great forge?"
Anthony: "its a forge and its great"
“Llama llama beaver!” Hahahaha
I would be jazzed to see Simon on the Dumpster, building in creative mode in one of these games. I want to see Simon's world.
When Anthony built that wheel, I had severe vertigo as I’ve fallen off that ledge soooooo many times over the years 😅
like how simon wants the markers spaced more, but i bet if they were he wouldve gotten lost
You guys are KILLING ME! Lvl 4 Alchemist, DEAD. Thought you were looking for better and smarter guys?!?! Hahaha
I hope eventually the guys figure out the importance of leveling up and gearing up their fighter thralls.
Appsro is the new "thick" of the group, lmfao. He's been given so much power.
The cave chest that you need "a key for" is for getting a gorilla pet.
Apsro may look like a corpse now but once he gets the illusion spell he won't have to worry. With it you can sacrifice as many people as you want without getting ugly. Corruption is fun!
you need to hack up the bodies to get the skeleton keys! Lol
I believe the fancy word Neebs may have been looking for is "retreat", possibly "Lodge".
“Be down in a few minutes” 😂
Llama llama llama, SHEEP! needs to be a t-shirt 😂
Neebs reaction to the sacrifice table was the best part xD
Neebs: It goes deeper Simon
Simon: That's what she said
😆😆😆🤣
Much 💟 Love
🌎🌏🌍☯⚡
WorldPeace
You were right Anthony the first time when Simon swung at you. That was Assault. The second time was Assault and Battery. You've got a good case here if you want to press charges. Appsro can be the judge.
It's easy to tell how much effort has gone into editing! 10/10 and super fun!
Damn Anthony looks like Scorpion. Also technically you would be giving them hope only to break it the worst thing to do to people.
"just go up?" had me dying
Great episode. Not a fan of Simon covering that amazing hairstyle, but Appsro looking like an undead stripper gives me joy and hope in life. Hail Sithis! Zath can drown in a bath!
This video is why I love Conan so much
Apsbro is really turning into Gilagorph.
Imagine if your Other ask you some night "hun, do you believe in me?" And you respond with "well, I believe in believing in you."
I half Expected Apsro to Start Evil laughing when he first used the Fire Wall spell I'm Disappointed he didn't
Neebs's Friend Camp has a Demiurge Happy Farm vibe to it.
I feel like you should get a warrior thrall and give him a truncheon to help you get more friends!
Use the “heart of a nordhiemer” on that chest you couldn’t open. The boss doesn’t drop a key for it.
anthony dyed his armor the same i do to my samurai armor, sun yellow!
final episode idea: Appsro builds an evil castle in secrets and it's him and his army vs everyone else
I like this series. Right up there with ark and 7 days to die
I really enjoyed there Minecraft antics. Appsro is a great builder
@@Joyfullagony oh right minecraft was a great series too