21:35 I dunno guys, I used to think this Mike guy was a fun streamer with funny bits but now I saw him grinding kinetic sand between his teeth while laughing maniacally and I’m starting to think it’s not a bit
some of the hacks seemed pretty cool, like the one where you take the ends of a long shirt thru the belt-hoops in your pants. but it went so fast that I couldn't actually _digest_ what was happening.
I feel like I'm back in the security room with all these screens and Mike's side reminds me of that hobo out in the alley knocking on the door, but I'm too lazy or bored to get up and interact with him
They'll just replace him with a clone, it happened before. I mean, you have not seen that he has a bellybutton, right? Test tube farmed Mikes are a way to circumcise youtube's "ethical humanity" program that aims to protect people...
I wonder how the people watching in formats like this will be able to function as adults. How would they get any work done or focus on sex without subway surfers playing nearby?
When he bit into that banana during amomg us finger family, you know the one the cartoon crunch, is when we switched to a time line Mike's gonna get an anus-rizzem and die live on stream
It really feels like Mike is about to have a psychotic break and go on a murder streak at any moment.
When his Red value reaches maximum, the world will suffer
can’t say i blame him
He did at the end
That's the content of the future
This stream was the most insane I've beared witness to, the sand got to his brain and drove him insane
Guys, this isn't funny Mikes only do this when they're distressed
I feel like I just witnessed a breakdown.
Because it was a breakdown
All Mike streams are breakdowns
birth of a gaymaster
20:57 "Hey moejama64, do you watch any Twitch streamers?"
"Jabroni Mike"
"What does he do?"
"He's the Gaymaster"
as a gaymaster!
i like that the DJ also had "i'm a freak" written on his banners.
21:35 I dunno guys, I used to think this Mike guy was a fun streamer with funny bits but now I saw him grinding kinetic sand between his teeth while laughing maniacally and I’m starting to think it’s not a bit
I was so scared during this stream. I begged him to stop eating the sand. BEGGED. He didn’t listen.
With each new vid I think "this is it. He's finally snapped" but somehow he reaches a new level of broken every time.
This is the worst mike stream I've ever seen, and that is a low bar. 10/10
The 14:06 bit is the first time ever I had to PHYSICALLY look away from a Mike stream.
true, agonizing *pain*
Well I'd say, Mike has completed his mission during this intentionally cringe stream
your flesh is weak
6:56 Mike's soul leaving his body is the funniest thing in the video
hope they let you stream from the mental asylum mike
the siren bits got me laughing so hard, hope we can get more stuff on the screen next time, I already developed immunity
🚨 nuclear cringe inbound 🚨
21:13
GAY MASTER
The lady rambling about dressed actually made my anxiety act up
Nevermind luigi hurt more
some of the hacks seemed pretty cool, like the one where you take the ends of a long shirt thru the belt-hoops in your pants. but it went so fast that I couldn't actually _digest_ what was happening.
I am so goddamn stimulated right now
congratulations gay master
The Salacious Sand Swallower
gorilla meat gorilla meat gorilla meat gorilla meat
Gorilla meat
mike looks like someone's transition goals
MTF or FTM?
what t virus varient suddenly possessed mike at the end of the video
*all of them.*
The T-iktok variant
Took me 7 minutes and 32 seconds to realize that he actually was fucking wit that sand and playing the game.
The kinetic sand only sped up Mike's insanity
Felt my brain melting during this stream. I'd give a numerical rating, but I lost my math brain cells.
When I said that Mike should parody those npc streamers I did a mistake. I still liked it.
I vomited my pineal gland and pissed my spleen, thank you Jamaica Midge
I feel like I'm back in the security room with all these screens and Mike's side reminds me of that hobo out in the alley knocking on the door, but I'm too lazy or bored to get up and interact with him
We're witnessing a man's decent into utter madness, I hope the orderlies let you stream from the asylum once your committed
They'll just replace him with a clone, it happened before. I mean, you have not seen that he has a bellybutton, right? Test tube farmed Mikes are a way to circumcise youtube's "ethical humanity" program that aims to protect people...
MMMM ICE CREAM SO GOOD
nepeta :]
Granny cream's hot butter ice cream
Slurp yes yes yes slurp yes yes ice cream so good
#mindbreak
I’m worried for the future of our children. Give them YTPs and Garry’s Mod, not Tiktok and prank videos 😢
Skibidi bop bop bop
The scariest part is that statement is entirely reasonable at this point.
YTP's were pure trash dude, just a bunch of distorted audio
@@_Somsnosa_ I recommend HourOfPoop. Very well edited and combines tons of stuff with odd jokes. But yes, there were plenty that were just noise.
The ppl who made ytps and Garry's mod are the same people making garbage tik toks for today's kids
Genuine hate and rage is seeping into my lymphatic system as I watch this.
Mike for new Joker please holy cannoli
It makes me happy that Mike and I share the same opinion on these Tiktoks. I hope the sirens sing soon
BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN!
Those women who run eating channels may be bulimic sadly
there's something *fucked* in your head if you'd rather taste vomit over and over than be fat.
now this is content
Good vid and good stream, always fun to see Mike suffer
Crazy thing is mike was already insane from the start!
Mike crunching on that sand at the end actually hurt, I hope his teeth are ok
So did this bump him into the elusive Top 500 Streamers club or did it horrifically backfire?
Jabroni Mike eats sand and dies
I loved Mike using his kinetic sand poopknife :)
5:12 Masterful
that texas burger was not "perfectly cooked" that was red and a burger cannot be red. You can only eat red beef steak. Anything else is not safe.
So you can eat a steak rare but if you grind it up into the shape of a burger you can no longer eat it rare?
14:10 peak brain rot
I can't quite describe it, but something about these exaggerated mannerisms is really making all that food look gross
I wonder how the people watching in formats like this will be able to function as adults. How would they get any work done or focus on sex without subway surfers playing nearby?
I got a tiktok ad during this video thst like took over and expanded the screen. Truly, horribly immersive.
this is what a nuclear reactor fuel rod looks like inside.
When he bit into that banana during amomg us finger family, you know the one the cartoon crunch, is when we switched to a time line Mike's gonna get an anus-rizzem and die live on stream
How did that sand taste, Michael?
mike is really passionate about bread
lol, someone never had trashcan nachos before with the donkey sauce
subwaysurfer kinetic sand and family guy going on nonstop is not stimulating its giving me a headache after 4 minutes a can't take it anymore
6:57 this is one of the funniest things I've seen
erm... well that just happened!
I can’t get over the prices of that Texas sized food
Ferriswheel of weeeeeeeeeengs
What the actual fuck is TikTok Live
3:51 what did he say
awesome my brain is very stimulated by the family guy funny and the subway surfer
I just can't watch it. Like physically.
HELP WHERE IS THE LATTE GIRL FROM
I feel like there are streamers that are less deserving of their positions and should give them to Mike
Gorilla Meat
Awesome doshin music
6/10 not stimulated enough
You seem quite broken inside Mike, get some more appointments to your therapist
this mf eats sand with the peel?
Sorry, I wasn't listening
Hi I guess I'm first, I was just watching the skibidi vod too
Edit: nevermind
the only joker moment that could top him eating sand is if he drank ocean water